Argument Clinic - Monty Python - The Secret Policeman's Balls
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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
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"Not necessarily, I could be arguing in my spare time" iconic! xD
No it isn't.
no
@@breaddoggo586 HAHAUDB34UGF 4IJH54UT5H
@@breaddoggo586 yes it is! 😂
You can tell that Cleese and Palin have done this sketch so many times that they barely even have to think about it.
I kind of love that about it too.
No you can't.
@@rayc7192 Yes he can.
@@Metroid22540 Really though..not at all.
@@cldavis33 Yes he can.
No they havent
Its a shame how social media platforms have put so many argument clinics out of business.
No it isn't.
@@whatwouldhousedo5136 Yes, it is.
@@Metroid22540 no it isn't
@@BrianKScott Yes it is! A paid professional does a better job than some random twit on twitter?
@@Metroid22540 No they don't.
"I only came here to make a UA-cam comment!"
"Oh sorry, you've got the wrong page - this is ranting!"
no it isn't
Stupid git.
@@joshdavidwhitmore550 ftw🤙
How they do this without making an error, or even cracking up is quite remarkable. Their timing is impeccable
"Comedy is a serious business." --W.C. Fields
@@dannycaplan6614 No it isn't!
@@greypilgrim228 Yes, it is!
@@Metroid22540 No, it isn't!
@@greypilgrim228 Yes, it is! Comedy doesn't just happen all on its own!
Man the prices have gone up, back in the good old days you could have a good five minute argument for a pound!
No no, the prices have most definitely not gone up.
That'll be 3 pounds fifty, please.
It's the argument tax. Blame Thatcher.
@@brianarbenz7206 no you couldn’t
Luxury
@@mfrie You've just contradicted me, rather than argued with me!
I have watched this so many dozens of times, and it never gets old. I even use it at the beginning of my unit on teaching argument in my clases. Even now, most of them find it pretty funny as well. Monty Python at it's finest. Loved these guy and all their movies and TV shows.
Twitter accurately summed up some 40 years before it existed.
No it wasn’t.
@@grahamlive I can't argue with that... Until you've paid for another 5 minutes.
Smart 🤓
@@ElectrickSoundz No it isnt.
@@brianarbenz7206no you dont
What happened to the original? It used to be on this channel.
(And before someone says, "no it wasn't": Yes it was.)
Carn Sarnit exactly.
:D
Oh, no it wasn't
It most certainly was not.
ua-cam.com/video/xpAvcGcEc0k/v-deo.html
It was though.
The abuse room part wasnt nearly as good without Chapman. Hard to find a replacement though for such a magnificent bastard.
Yes it was.
No it wasn't.
Stupid git!
Yes it was.
Was that James Woods?
To me this is by far the most brilliant Python sketch !!!
No it isn't! Lol. It's my favourite too. Classic!
I think, overall, this is the best version of this sketch I've seen. The timing and delivery are just impeccable, the little quirks of gesture and expression, it's a really first-class performance all-round.
Too often, I find, the pacing is too fast that it really undersells the flow of the argument. The little moments of silence when you see the wheels turning in their heads are actually the funniest parts IMO.
No it's not.
Rockamander Seb
Yes it is
John Cleese + Michael Palin = Hilarious sketch xD
Yes i agree they are the best two for arguments or customer servive clashes. Oddly it only just occurs to me now that python must have recognised this way back then...these two did the eric the half a bee sketch (my favourite), the parrot sketch as well and the cheese shop sketch too.
No it isn't
"now are you sure you wouldn't prefer a lengthy moist rogering."
The irony of Chris Langham in the abuse room
The irony of him calling someone a pervert
Is he the guy from the biggus dickus scene.?
@@poulladulay1255 Indeed it is. The dude whose face is scrunching up trying to keep from laughing.
I could be arguing in my spare time!! heh heh heh... funniest line of that skit!
For a live show, this is outstanding.
I still enjoy the original more, however.
No it isn't
@@nayaka-zna yes it is
“That’s it, good morning” 😂
I love Policeman's film, but haven't seen it in years. Boy, Clapton and Beck make it even better.
Dawn French looks so young, plus she hasn't got the comedy timing down pat yet.
No, she doesn't
I have to act something similar to this in my Speaking class next week 😭😭
im arguing on my time off.
no you're not
Yes, I am.
@@dacrlit No you aren't. (4 months late)
yes you are.
This is simply genius
No it isnt
Only comment section on the whole UA-cam where insulting people and arguing is considered "Respectful and following Community Guidelines"
No it isn't
@@mrkimble2618 Yes it is.
I think this was better with graham. I love the high pitched AAHHHHAA at the end by michael.
I thought it was "The Secret Policeman's Other Ball"
Ben Shapiro was out here taking notes without realizing this is supposed to be how NOT to debate.
Why would you listen to little Ben ???
Alt-Right much ??
His arguments except the ones related to religious morals are pretty straightforward and he has good points.
Look this isn't an argument!
If you wanted to represent the state of social media today you would knock down the wall between the two offices and sit the customer in the middle between pointless contradiction and rabid abuse.... done in large part by robots.
Considering this video's length maybe argument was not 5 minute long
Yes it was.
This sketch is narcissistic personality disorder in a nutshell.
No it isn't.
Yes it is
Americans will Never understand Monty Python humour🤣
Yes he IS!!
0:14 with you ? no way
To clear up the controversy, the initial argument starts at 1:46 on this video and ends at 2:57, meaning the staff arguer is wrong in his claim that the five minutes were up. So Michael deserves a refund.
No he doesn't
I'm sorry,@@chelseapoet3664 . I can't go on arguing with you until you've paid.
Yes
But that was never 5 minutes...
Oh come on!!!
No, it was 11 years and 5 minutes.
Mitche23 No it wasn’t.
@@belugatoons yes it was
@@NBT2469 No it wasn't!
yes it was
What? But that was just getting interesting!
This video isn't the Argument Clinic at all.
Yes it is.
No it isn't.
YES IT IS!
If you wan't people to go on commenting, you'll have to pay for another 5 minutes!
That was never 5 minutes just then
In this day and age, there is so much to argue about.
No, there isn't!
@@YuriyDavygorayes there is.
yes it is. i always thought that hair style looked so cute on her
No you didn't.
It is an argument. If I didn't take up a contrary position we would be agreeing not arguing.
No we wouldnt
Fucking brilliant.
lol, subtle
The whole video was only 4 minutes and 35 seconds, ergo it couldn't have been 5 minutes! I run rings round you logically!
No it isn’t.
not as funny without Graham Chapman.... BUT STILL HILARIOUS!!!!!!
No it isn't
@@kflem80 Yes it is
There should be actual argument clinics ... Or is there ?
I think there are. I went onto a news site comments section today and think I encountered a try-hard John Cleese in action. :)
Haha ❤
no it isnt was he the black night?
Love it
lmao, awesome.
That one guy's delivery didn't seem lively enough. Chapman IMO was better at the insults.
no he wasn't
Yes he was
@@adriansimpson652 no he wasn’t
@Ch3ckm4t3 She said 'A course of 10', not '10 minutes'. It's not a joke. so it's not a surprise nobody laughed at that.
GREAT SKETCH! No it wasn't. 😁
He couldn't been Chapman if he would be able to do a handstand with both arms captivated :(
Not the complete sketch.
Yes it was
@@mrkimble2618 no it wasn't
@hellomynameisscen yes it was
i think u should put formerly at the begining of this
I'm afraid it was
Graham was better, I have to say
Yes it is. This is a contridiction. Not an arguement.
no it isn't XD
@LadyMagnolia90 No you haven't
no he's not
@Frexner you did not!
oh no he isn't!!!!
didnt th original start with the secretary asking if he's come for something racy?
No it isn't!
He is NOT!
Was that Dawn French?
£2 for a 5-minute argument is it these days? That's inflation for ya...
No it wasn't!
@xwing God is real. Let's debate. 😁
found this mentioned under a phub comment. pure gold
No you didn't
Is that dawn french?
No it isn't.
@DjingoRango No it isnt !!!!
YT comments section nowadays
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This is hilarious
What would a lifetime cost?
How much is a wedding these days?
Is that Dawn French??? :D
@Dylan O'Hara but it isn't
@@MrT8599 But it is
@@experi-mentalproductions5358 No it's not
@@MrT8599 ...I'm not going to waste my time arguing with an idiot... bye.
@@experi-mentalproductions5358 but you weren't even arguing
'es right you know, this is just contradiction.
Was that Dawn French as the receptionist?
No it wasn't
@@ehought I do believe you are wrong, sir! T'was the Vicar, it was, if I ever saw one!
@@MrGsteele I'm not, it wasn't, and you never did
@@ehought Au contraire, Mr. Wensleydale - stop that damned Bouzouki music and nail that Norwegian Blue back on 'is perch. As for Dawn, n-n, n-n, n-n . . . yes! 'T'was 'er, every bit, and you owe me another quid - time's up.
Came here from house MD reference of room12A
No you didn't
Noone from the audience got the "2 pounds for 5 mins, but 15 pounds for 10 mins" joke.
Because that's not what she said. She first referred to a course, then specifically a course of ten. So the course of ten is a savings of five pounds. And don't argue with me. Besides, I'm in the future.
Yes they did
It really wasn't that great without Chapman..
When was that? Mid 90s?
Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball, 1989!
@@jamesbyersmusic So after Graham Chapman's death? Or was it when Chapman was very ill?
fail
Who were the non-Python players?
The receptionist was Dawn French and the guy was Chris Langham.
No they weren't
The original is WAY better!
Where can I find the original?
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The original is better..
Recycled sketches from the show.
I am making this comment to begin an arguement. :)
no you are not
No you are.
Are you making this comment to begin a full half-hour argument, or just the five minute argument?
@@brianarbenz7206 Apparently the full decade, from the looks of things!
@@mazeman90 no it’s not