What Do People Google About Me? - Answering Google Autocomplete

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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2025

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  • @DarkViperAU
    @DarkViperAU  3 роки тому +620

    GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT THAT ENDS 22ND FEBURARY 2025: I'm doing a giveaway for $6000 (2 winners for $3000 each) to celebrate upgrading my system so I can record and upload content in 4k. Sharing the love. Same way to enter as the last 30 odd giveaways, best of luck everyone! gleam.io/ofAN3/darkviperau-6000-giveaway-to-celebrate-pc-upgrade-2x3000

  • @devduthk3816
    @devduthk3816 3 роки тому +4339

    "I haven't gone out in a date in 8 years"
    How much years after GTA 5 has been released : 8 years
    Coincidence? I think not!

    • @foxyin_1168
      @foxyin_1168 3 роки тому +461

      Gta 5 took away Matt's normal life

    • @shukshinite
      @shukshinite 3 роки тому +523

      @@foxyin_1168 from a handsome young guy to depressed bearded guy who hate himself in orange

    • @TommyC-man
      @TommyC-man 3 роки тому +120

      you reminded me of meme
      Matt before 2013
      Matt after 2013

    • @uniqueking13_
      @uniqueking13_ 3 роки тому +13

      LMAOO

    • @Imaproshaman7
      @Imaproshaman7 3 роки тому +31

      OMG. This could be a recap meme.

  • @bladrook3996
    @bladrook3996 3 роки тому +553

    Matt has played so much gta that he even spells height as heist

  • @Riffcat
    @Riffcat 3 роки тому +2668

    You hit us all hard with the talk about your life partners

    • @marciliojunior4919
      @marciliojunior4919 3 роки тому +227

      No dating in 8 years, and the worse part is that i see myself beating that :(

    • @shadik1998
      @shadik1998 3 роки тому +87

      Pretty much an average male situation if you don't want to be a doormat or betabux.

    • @marciliojunior4919
      @marciliojunior4919 3 роки тому +262

      @@shadik1998 what does these things even mean ?

    • @chrisobrien6249
      @chrisobrien6249 3 роки тому +34

      Over some Mario paint music really makes it

    • @StarfoxHUN
      @StarfoxHUN 3 роки тому +82

      Matto already engaged whit Chatto so he's fine.

  • @cortexamv
    @cortexamv 3 роки тому +901

    "Why does darkviperau have a bald spot"
    *Proceeds to talk about Bulbasaur being flushed down a toilet*

    • @NiLA_l0l
      @NiLA_l0l 3 роки тому +69

      I was very confused about that xD

    • @TheCharkan
      @TheCharkan 3 роки тому +2

      X3

    • @Yashirmare
      @Yashirmare 3 роки тому +28

      Also DarkViper regarding RDR2: "How long do you want this video to be?"

    • @wisemysticaltree25_
      @wisemysticaltree25_ 2 роки тому +8

      @@Yashirmare *goes on to speak about rdr2 for more than 10 minutes*

  • @regularbloke2117
    @regularbloke2117 3 роки тому +666

    Imagine when matts car calls lexus after he bumped something, matt just screams : "This car was made by infants!"

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 3 роки тому +47

      Lmfao "BILLIONS TO ONE"

    • @5689i
      @5689i 3 роки тому +45

      @@s0vnds "THINGS DONT SPAWN IN REAL LIFE"

    • @smmb4818
      @smmb4818 3 роки тому +29

      THERE ARE NO COUGARS ON ROADS!!

    • @thommyavv8905
      @thommyavv8905 3 роки тому +4

      Funniest shit today

    • @leylannfitzgerald8473
      @leylannfitzgerald8473 3 роки тому +6

      Runs dead

  • @VerySolidSnek
    @VerySolidSnek 3 роки тому +714

    What about "Is DarkViperAU in witness protection?" We demand answers.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic 3 роки тому +22

      He is in a kind of informal witness so yes

    • @autonomousfortune753
      @autonomousfortune753 3 роки тому +6

      @@justanotheranimeprofilepic “kind of.” Kind of isn’t actual. Got you there

    • @s0lacee
      @s0lacee 3 роки тому +15

      NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

    • @jakkakasunset5485
      @jakkakasunset5485 3 роки тому +20

      WITNESS PROTECTION? FOR WHAT?

    • @comrade2914
      @comrade2914 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah there's actually some dark shit about how DarkViperAU is the Michael of Australia I'm telling ya. Just some alternate universe shit.

  • @nobin.
    @nobin. 3 роки тому +787

    This single video is so much better than most wired autocomplete interviews

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 3 роки тому +20

      Because he talks more

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 3 роки тому +8

      Theyre really good videos though. I love Viper too but cmon.

    • @vishaansingh1019
      @vishaansingh1019 3 роки тому +20

      They're all fine except for the ones where the interviewee seems pissed off to be doing it and treats it like a joke...which is a lot of them, Kit Harrington and Cara Delevinge mostly.

    • @noahleveille366
      @noahleveille366 3 роки тому +6

      Wired autocomplete interviews are really good tho

    • @Krlos-n4k
      @Krlos-n4k 3 роки тому +11

      Q: What is X doing now
      A: I'm doing a Wired Autocomplete interview

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 2 роки тому +248

    Hey Matto, here's my worthless anecdotal evidence: I was born in 1970, and up until April of 2018, I used to joke that I've never been close to being close to being close to being married, because I had never really even had a truly serious relationship. But a month after I met this one special girl, I was pretty much engaged, and now we're married in a house that we plan to fill with rescue dogs. Sometimes we wish that we had met each other earlier in our lives, but we recognize that we weren't who we are now, so maybe it wouldn't have worked out back then anyway? What I'm trying to say is, it's never too late to meet your one and only, whether you believe in that sort of thing or not. Focus on making yourself as as good as you can be, such that even *you* would fuck yourself if you could, and sooner or later, someone else will agree with you. Love and best wishes.

    • @catassistant
      @catassistant Рік тому +9

      nice

    • @Accrovideogames
      @Accrovideogames Рік тому +1

      Was that a very thoughtful and creative way of telling Matt to go fuck himself?

    • @CorvoTanuar
      @CorvoTanuar Рік тому +10

      "Focus on making yourself as as good as you can be, such that even you would fuck yourself if you could, and sooner or later, someone else will agree with you." Now that's a very good wisdom right there.

  • @Jacket_knot
    @Jacket_knot 3 роки тому +1804

    Been drunk all night after Christmas, no one gave me a gift, I will consider this a Christmas present, love your vids Matt ♡︎

  • @SYT3CH
    @SYT3CH 3 роки тому +263

    Matto: *doesnt have girlfriend*
    The one guy in chat: 4:29

  • @YuhanaB
    @YuhanaB 9 місяців тому +85

    Now he’s got a girlfriend. What a man 😂❤

    • @v35p3r4
      @v35p3r4 8 місяців тому +17

      and hes playing rdr2

  • @Vaquero2o9
    @Vaquero2o9 3 роки тому +1182

    Merry Christmas Matt. I live in the us so I don’t know how ahead you are but happy holidays.

  • @thedooonty123
    @thedooonty123 3 роки тому +62

    I find it hilarious that you cut out the entire red dead section but kept all the talk about flushing bulbasour

  • @mukeshkumar-ey1ge
    @mukeshkumar-ey1ge 3 роки тому +274

    *Video starts*
    Matto: Immediately closes incognito tab
    *That's kinda sus*

    • @r3all1f32
      @r3all1f32 3 роки тому +27

      Didnt close the incognito tab, he opened the google tab on it

    • @roshanramsa794
      @roshanramsa794 3 роки тому +21

      I mean searches already saved on his account may interfere with the results so incognito would be a valid way

    • @mukeshkumar-ey1ge
      @mukeshkumar-ey1ge 3 роки тому +7

      @@roshanramsa794 I mean I know git the joke

    • @BurgundianLullaby
      @BurgundianLullaby 3 роки тому +3

      @@mukeshkumar-ey1ge E

    • @omen3789
      @omen3789 2 роки тому +1

      Probably hiding the the lewd photos of Agatha

  • @protanestudios
    @protanestudios 3 роки тому +40

    Guy in chat: "date with a cougar OMEGALUL"
    Matt: "THERE AREN'T COURGARS ON OKCUPID"

  • @00Mike55
    @00Mike55 3 роки тому +46

    Darn, I feel ya Matto, as someone who also haven't dated in almost a decade by now, it's a really creeping feeling that you're running out of time (I'm 29 at the moment). It's like this weird mixture of "Eh I'm used to it" but then you think of the classic "But what if...?".
    Happy holidays Matto and everyone else!

  • @akja4271
    @akja4271 3 роки тому +256

    Just spent Christmas by myself, those words about you having a girlfriend hit different man. Thank you for always making my days better and I sincerely hope you the bests of lucks.

    • @signeCS
      @signeCS 3 роки тому +45

      @@AverageAlien yes because that solves everything

    • @gradeNB
      @gradeNB 3 роки тому +8

      @@AverageAlien with a mask.

    • @justste711
      @justste711 3 роки тому +17

      @@AverageAlien yes go outside and have major anxiety and paranoia....cos girls just love that, they love severly anxious nd paranoid guys

    • @christophermadison3229
      @christophermadison3229 3 роки тому

      Merry Christmas

    • @eucaliptus9099
      @eucaliptus9099 3 роки тому +3

      @@AverageAlien What about Covid

  • @WingmanSR
    @WingmanSR 3 роки тому +140

    Holy shit, whenever I watch and hear Matt talk about himself and how honest and comfortable he is with it, makes me realize how much of an absolute train wreck I am. Pray for me...

    • @v_salat
      @v_salat 3 роки тому +4

      I think he's undervaluating himself a lot

    • @8a6homet-beightysix60
      @8a6homet-beightysix60 2 роки тому +2

      It takes time but remember you can always improve

    • @57abs
      @57abs 2 роки тому

      @@v_salat yeah he is a cool guy, I can pronounce your name; Leon Tarkov. Yahee

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 роки тому +47

    "I haven't been in a relationship in 8 years."
    Me who hasn't been in a relationship my entire life: "pathetic..."

    • @shreyankhegde6583
      @shreyankhegde6583 3 роки тому +3

      Ur probably a kid lol

    • @bloodfang4898
      @bloodfang4898 3 роки тому +13

      @@shreyankhegde6583 or probably not? You don’t even know the guy

    • @kenanhacili44
      @kenanhacili44 3 роки тому

      @@shreyankhegde6583 no I’m 17 never had anyone its kinda funny and sad

    • @zaidabraham7310
      @zaidabraham7310 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenanhacili44 You're still young. You have plenty of time

    • @8a6homet-beightysix60
      @8a6homet-beightysix60 2 роки тому +1

      @@kenanhacili44 not sad there’s always time

  • @glauberglousger6643
    @glauberglousger6643 3 роки тому +176

    It’s possible to beat mask%... but the in game counter has to be thrown out, it doesn’t have decimals.

    • @neutral4793
      @neutral4793 3 роки тому +5

      yeah

    • @siriusa5298
      @siriusa5298 3 роки тому +9

      so its impossible.
      But that wont change the fact he was the first person to get 2sec so weather or not they do it in 2.1 or 2.9 unless they get that 1 second he holds the world record

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 3 роки тому +1

      @@siriusa5298 Most people use timers with decimals for speedruns, and I guess Matto does have the first 2 second world record...

    • @siriusa5298
      @siriusa5298 3 роки тому +1

      @@glauberglousger6643 no shit, but the game never will so its impossible unless someone gets 1 sec

    • @user-zp3xc4to1t
      @user-zp3xc4to1t 2 роки тому +2

      Sub 2 seconds is a thing that only the redbull f1 pit crew can achieve

  • @VolkerAlmighty
    @VolkerAlmighty 3 роки тому +25

    Damn Matt your relationship rant hit hard. Its 11PM here in SA and I'm alone, drunk & sad for Christmas because of COVID.

  • @TheEgoshot
    @TheEgoshot 3 роки тому +31

    Honestly one of your best videos. Super honest, super charming, just pure Matt.

  • @omijbhabha
    @omijbhabha 3 роки тому +87

    I really like these kind of vids where you get creative with the edits and stuff.
    Merry Christmas Matto

  • @timo1294
    @timo1294 3 роки тому +8

    That Transition + joke at 8:01 is golden. "Very good"

  • @widmoyt7645
    @widmoyt7645 3 роки тому +34

    3:26 Matt haven't been on a date since 2013, GTA V came out in 2013. Coincidence? I think not!

  • @ignaciomceruti
    @ignaciomceruti 3 роки тому +13

    i love how he started talking about his operation and ended up talking about the self love of a bulbasaur

  • @YourRegularFilipino
    @YourRegularFilipino 3 роки тому +183

    People: What is darkviperau's net worth?
    Matto: None of your fucking business.

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine 3 роки тому +32

      Yes, that is indeed something that was said in the video

    • @HRDP21
      @HRDP21 3 роки тому +13

      @S. Not at all. He has on average 7000 subs per month, so it is like 14,000-21,000 only from subs. With donations, he could be making like 30,000 per month from twitch in total. And with youtube he should be earning like 20,000 more. So he earns at least 50,000 to 60,000 per month aproximately, with more possible sources of income depending on what he does each month. But I guess he could make 100k in a good month.

    • @tylerredforge5563
      @tylerredforge5563 3 роки тому +15

      @S. none of your damm business

    • @HRDP21
      @HRDP21 3 роки тому +5

      And I do think that his networth is none of our bussiness, but I don't know why a lot of people think that streamers earn the same as a decent salary. Moderately famous streamers are millionaires. I still remember when they leaked the earnings from twitch streamers, and people were surprised that xqc earns more than a million per month sometimes.

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 2 роки тому +4

      @Blanco making 1.2M a year by sitting in your room all day is THE dream man

  • @lunchZA
    @lunchZA 3 роки тому +102

    It's never too late I only started dating at 30 years old. I'm now 3 years into a relationship and I've learned a lot, besides a man of your stature can just speedrun the relationship

  • @kabiermalik9835
    @kabiermalik9835 3 роки тому +174

    if matt ever needs a break from twitch or yt i think all of us will be okay with him to take time off for himself. we love you matt please take care over the holidays
    edit: spelling

    • @jabalahkhaldun3467
      @jabalahkhaldun3467 3 роки тому +7

      this is not reddit you don’t have to edit: spelling

    • @5689i
      @5689i 3 роки тому +1

      @@jabalahkhaldun3467 well he has this thing called a brain and actually cares about the way he types just to not make himself look stupid

    • @معراج-ل4ب
      @معراج-ل4ب 3 роки тому

      @@5689i ??

    • @5689i
      @5689i 3 роки тому +1

      @@معراج-ل4ب do you understand English?

    • @matix676
      @matix676 3 роки тому +2

      I'm so tired, and I bet Matto is tired as well, of people constantly saying "If you need a break bla bla bla". He knows well he could stop streaming whenever he felt like it. Also telling him he can take a break could suggest he needs a break, which is very bad thing to suggest.

  • @braydenmeeks-xn9xd
    @braydenmeeks-xn9xd 8 місяців тому +15

    4:04 this aged well

  • @actually_peanuts
    @actually_peanuts 3 роки тому +27

    Matto: Starts Google Q&A with himself
    Also Matto: starts rambling about Bulbasaur and self-respect after a question about the bald spot.
    Audience: I don't know how we got here, but I love this 💚
    And rightfully so. And I wish you all the best.

  • @FriedBreadToastFish
    @FriedBreadToastFish 3 роки тому +103

    goth6irl is one of the people can save matto's loneliness.

    • @RabbyBabu
      @RabbyBabu 3 роки тому +8

      Hit me with the lore man, who is she?

    • @ellietomiko5405
      @ellietomiko5405 3 роки тому +19

      @@RabbyBabu from the recent reddit recap

    • @PrinceVegita1
      @PrinceVegita1 3 роки тому +6

      She's the chosen one

    • @offblaze9452
      @offblaze9452 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @PrinceVegita1
      @PrinceVegita1 3 роки тому +31

      ​@@RabbyBabu It's on the recap. She wrote a review of GTA V somewhere and the review was just her hitting on Matt and leaving her twitter @

  • @Abisanth11
    @Abisanth11 3 роки тому +48

    5:00 Looking forward to see Matt speed running online dating 😂

    • @grapefruitjuice9473
      @grapefruitjuice9473 3 роки тому +43

      Hello and welcome to what is hopefully my final attempt at getting a girlfriend without getting my heat broken, I have a max HP of one so any rejection from any source will immediately kill me

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 3 роки тому +3

      @@grapefruitjuice9473 That's how it goes. Probably. I haven't played that game yet.

  • @aesthetic.adrian
    @aesthetic.adrian 3 роки тому +6

    I don't really know how to explain the exact feelings, but when I hear Matt speak about himself I find a lot of comfort in knowing that, in a way, his beliefs and self-perception is similar to my own. He makes things make sense and gives me a sense of companionship. Though I have no knowledge of him personally, outside of what is presented to me by the internet, I feel I really know him and he knows me. He makes me feel less alone and as if he understands. He's like having that one bestfriend you can always count on to make you feel like you belong. Thanks for always making my day. Love you, Matto.

  • @exanimo8554
    @exanimo8554 3 роки тому +114

    You could just show that guy who thought you weren’t auatralian the army of kangaroos in your backyard. I heard every Australian has hundreds of them.

    • @hei7846
      @hei7846 3 роки тому +12

      Or Matto could have flexed his Kangaroo and Emu riding skills

    • @maciejbowlosy
      @maciejbowlosy 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, as a pearson who lives on the other side of the world I can assure you every Australian has a kangaroo army!

    • @exanimo8554
      @exanimo8554 3 роки тому +6

      @@maciejbowlosy oh fuck yeah! im so looking forward to visiting the underside of our flat earth!

  • @SaneManiac_MG
    @SaneManiac_MG 3 роки тому +37

    As a South African, it has never crossed my mind that you could've been South African

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, the south African English accent is way different than the Australian accent.

    • @mynameismattfirered9276
      @mynameismattfirered9276 3 роки тому +1

      @@enotsnavdier6867 south african and australian accent is very similar to an english accent

    • @lunchZA
      @lunchZA 3 роки тому

      Awe lekker man

  • @LukeAB951
    @LukeAB951 3 роки тому +1

    That edit for the RDR 2 rant at 8:00 was pure gold

  • @CaptainChysa
    @CaptainChysa 3 роки тому +12

    *Matt seriously talks about relationships, and his worries about it*
    The music: *Creative Exercise, Mario Paint*

  • @burgers557
    @burgers557 5 місяців тому +7

    5:28 looks like your sister was able to help you out lol

  • @hugemassive5143
    @hugemassive5143 3 роки тому +6

    5:13 I don't understand why somebody wouldn't respect and find interesting content creation, I love it and I find it really cool, people always say 'why watch games just play them' and then go and watch football, entertainment is the biggest platform and being successful in entertainment is very hard and rare to happen

  • @NathnDele
    @NathnDele 7 місяців тому +8

    3:18 "I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years" BREAKING NEWS: MATTO'S 8-YEAR-LONG RELATIONSHIP FAILURE STREAK ENDED AFTER MEETING A GIRL NAMED ANITIA (I think)

    • @stormdoesgaming8919
      @stormdoesgaming8919 6 місяців тому +4

      *Aitana. And right? It's awesome, I'm genuinely so proud of Matto.

  • @kezcoz2475
    @kezcoz2475 3 роки тому +12

    This is just rambles with a different formula, I kinda love it

  • @juspa8284
    @juspa8284 2 роки тому +7

    i think Matt is the most depressed youtuber i watch, it just looks to me like he's hiding his depression and shit. But sometimes there's a moments where he opens his soul like the moment about dating

    • @FoxLosst
      @FoxLosst Рік тому +2

      Yeah, the dating bit was actually quite sad. I hope he is okay

    • @m.v.r752
      @m.v.r752 Рік тому +1

      @@FoxLosst recent dating has become too hard and obsolete thanks to sjw's and "strong independant woman" shit.

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon 2 роки тому +2

    During "When does DarkWeeperAU stream?" section, why he's better being on the UA-cam side rather than Twitch side is one of the reason why I like your content... and of course, watching a content WHEN I WANT is far more important than dropping my life (assuming I have one) to go to Twitch just to catch up. The fact you make the UA-cam content also worth watching is what separate you from other Twitch streamer with VOD on UA-cam, most of the time it feels the VOD is soulless because they upload it to UA-cam for the sake uploading it to UA-cam rather than entertaining UA-cam audience as well. Just look at your Pacifist content, you put a lot of effort into it for us to enjoy and I appreciate it.
    So when it comes to Twitch-UA-cam content creator, for me, you are at the top of the throne. You well deserve it!
    Love you, Matto!

  • @dabeast_nl1580
    @dabeast_nl1580 3 роки тому +10

    14:57 “i got it diagnosed in a cod lobby” 💀💀

  • @Bobbicita
    @Bobbicita 3 роки тому +11

    Being tall is actually a time loss as it takes longer for your arms to reach the keyboard

  • @moko5228
    @moko5228 3 роки тому +5

    9:30 The Bulbasaur episode you are talking about is most likely episode 102 "The Mystery Menace".
    And yes i watched almost all episodes of pokemon.

  • @Zantonny
    @Zantonny 9 місяців тому +2

    5:57 I can't believe you put the entire speedrun into the video. I don't have all day, man

  • @rickswordfire4774
    @rickswordfire4774 3 роки тому +80

    13:16 "Maybe there's a British person way back there"
    Well, you don't exactly look indigenous...

  • @jameth13
    @jameth13 3 роки тому +35

    But no one thought to ask HOW is DarkViperAU...
    I hope you're doing well.

  • @thelonewalker007-c1w
    @thelonewalker007-c1w 3 роки тому +114

    To be honest , i really check twitch whenever i remember to see if you're straming .

  • @isabelpancakes
    @isabelpancakes 3 роки тому +2

    this is like a rambles video but more personal and i love it

  • @pch1370
    @pch1370 3 роки тому +22

    He got too real on the girlfriend part.

  • @lil-_-Xai
    @lil-_-Xai 8 місяців тому +35

    Who's here after matto got a gf

  • @Mercxry_404
    @Mercxry_404 9 місяців тому +4

    Watching this after the Date video is crazy.

  • @waldolemmer
    @waldolemmer 3 роки тому +3

    This is basically just rambles but shorter and less dense
    I like it

  • @PrimePlas
    @PrimePlas Рік тому +5

    ironic, he stopped dating in the same year gta5 relased

  • @AyipMan960
    @AyipMan960 3 роки тому +18

    Matt is admitting that he's rich but still can't afford to buy a big Mac.

    • @shabath
      @shabath 3 роки тому +4

      It's a bic mac, how much could it be? 700 dollars?

    • @AyipMan960
      @AyipMan960 3 роки тому +4

      @@shabath probably 1000 dollars

    • @BRUH2004FTW
      @BRUH2004FTW 3 роки тому +1

      @@AyipMan960 no it’s 702 I think

  • @CeCio444
    @CeCio444 Рік тому +6

    6:17 "that's never gonna get beaten again"
    😅

    • @nexus9530
      @nexus9530 Рік тому +1

      Lol I was going to say the same thing

  • @yellowcorgi9053
    @yellowcorgi9053 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm so glad that 2 years after this matto is now in what seems like an incredible relationship. Cheers man you did it🎉🎉❤

  • @SlowMoePlays
    @SlowMoePlays 3 роки тому +17

    The girlfriend part hit too close to home, lol, bit younger than you are, but the rest is all the same, also got those worries and thoughts from time to time, but keep your head up king, we'll get there eventually! Much love and merry christmas!

    • @BRUH2004FTW
      @BRUH2004FTW 3 роки тому +2

      Not king, judge his name is judge
      I understand jokes so yea

    • @SlowMoePlays
      @SlowMoePlays 3 роки тому +1

      @@BRUH2004FTW Matthew, God King Jugde

  • @ps5_c0de
    @ps5_c0de 3 роки тому +22

    I appreciate your content Matt, hope you had a merry Christmas, and I wish you all the best for 2022 and beyond. Thank you for all the laughs 🤣🎄🎉

  • @javierxrtd
    @javierxrtd 3 роки тому +12

    Matt 🤣 you seriously are one hilarious guy. Thank you, thank you for bringing smiles to so many people. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you from bringing joy to this planet.

  • @AshWishbone
    @AshWishbone 3 роки тому +1

    8:34 That is one of the most brilliant edits I have seen

  • @yikes6873
    @yikes6873 3 роки тому +13

    4:37 “DM fucking gothgirl bro” LMAOOOO

  • @feuerstern3001
    @feuerstern3001 3 роки тому +8

    Hey man don't worry about problems meeting that special someone after 30. My partens only met when they were 33 in a dance studio.

  • @pasandesilva2295
    @pasandesilva2295 3 роки тому +3

    MATTOO! Merry christams man! Trust me, true good takes it time to come, and you will have your soul mate in good time! In the meantime, thank you for your content, and the lots and lots of effort you put into it. (To all the people who dont take the careers of YouTubing and Streaming, here's a giant ,,I, ) P.S :- We NEED to hear the rant on RDR2. I freaking love the game, but also love to hear your ranting on it. Stay safe, and I, we, love you! ❤️

  • @soapytuna5588
    @soapytuna5588 3 роки тому +9

    I love your humor and that you can laugh at yourself you're amazing matt

  • @thebiggestralph
    @thebiggestralph 2 роки тому +4

    6:04 "in two seconds" *holds up five fingers*

  • @sippafour4817
    @sippafour4817 Рік тому

    I like how the questions are simple but he goes and tells us about a bulbasaur being flushed down a toliet. im so invested. WHY WAS IT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOLIET.

  • @mage0534
    @mage0534 3 роки тому +6

    I can relate to the "you're not Australian thing" sorta. I live in South Africa but I developed a weird American, British south African mix accent that throws a lot of people off. Doesn't help I have a habit of using different terms from different places on a whim

    • @zaidabraham7310
      @zaidabraham7310 3 роки тому

      You think you have an unorthodox accent... try adding Indian to that mix

  • @Furifromfuture66
    @Furifromfuture66 3 роки тому +2

    Merry christmatt matt

  • @NiLA_l0l
    @NiLA_l0l 3 роки тому +4

    I love this kinda different and more personal content, keep it up man :)

  • @thaajul6219
    @thaajul6219 3 роки тому +2

    14:58 “I got diagnosed in a CoD Lobby”

  • @AFAndersen
    @AFAndersen 3 роки тому +6

    "People thought there was a monster in the sewers, but it was just a bulbasaur"
    Tbh, if there was a bulbasaur in the sewers around here, I would deffo classify it as a monster

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 3 роки тому +1

      Some people would even consider it a Pocket Monster.

  • @CanadaPlayz48
    @CanadaPlayz48 3 роки тому +1

    "Average heist australia"
    I think matto played too much GTA V heists

  • @fhah743
    @fhah743 3 роки тому +4

    0:21 "What is darkviperau real name"
    * *UA-cam Starts Buffering* *
    Me: Guess I'll never know

  • @LucasArtz
    @LucasArtz 3 роки тому +67

    7:55 this part made me laugh so hard

  • @yorzengaming
    @yorzengaming 3 роки тому +11

    8:36 Ah grove street, home... at least it was before you fucked everything up.
    *RUN'S DEAD*

  • @rkochamp6083
    @rkochamp6083 Місяць тому +4

    Can we get an updated autocomplete answers now that its been a few years and you have a girlfriend now?

  • @aimwell7089
    @aimwell7089 3 роки тому +6

    Pretty good vid actually, i didnt feel like i want to click away at any point unlike when other CC try to do this video concept. Cool talk

  • @NeedForMadnessAuto
    @NeedForMadnessAuto 3 роки тому +2

    *Glad i watched the segment where you hate RDR2 on Stream with good explanation*

  • @mew738
    @mew738 3 роки тому +9

    3:40 sad story right there 😢

  • @DetroitP
    @DetroitP 2 роки тому +2

    I really like these Rando videos about you

  • @jonahward4771
    @jonahward4771 8 місяців тому +4

    That's "None of your fucking business" was based af 😂

  • @telecasterjade
    @telecasterjade 3 роки тому +1

    I'm really happy that I got to see a non sarcastic, and serious Matto that isn't angry or sad, I don't know why, but I'm just so happy

  • @vascothesia6897
    @vascothesia6897 3 роки тому +13

    "Hi my name is darkviperau and this is WIRED Autocomplete Interview"

  • @nateshupp8337
    @nateshupp8337 3 роки тому +1

    Merry Christmas Matto!

  • @SCP--wc3wb
    @SCP--wc3wb 3 роки тому +40

    Story time.
    A week ago i went to a family christmas party, opened presents and had dinner.
    THE NEXT FUCKING MORNING My grandparents contact the whole fam and tell us they have covid.
    I screamed at my grandparents and they told me to “calm down and pray for wellness” im gonna lose my shit if this year keeps it up.

    • @marciliojunior4919
      @marciliojunior4919 3 роки тому +7

      I hope this is a made up story

    • @shabath
      @shabath 3 роки тому +1

      I'm sorry this was the way you find out you'll never talk to your family again.

    • @TheInnerEvil
      @TheInnerEvil 3 роки тому

      Yeah the story sucks but i immediately thought "i didn't know SCP's had families"

  • @J-a-f-f-a
    @J-a-f-f-a 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who can relate to you on the dating part, it nearly brought a tear to my eye.

  • @happyjohn1656
    @happyjohn1656 3 роки тому +5

    4:01 I feel you Kingfosh!
    8:06 PM
    12/25/2021
    Christmas!

  • @suite-pee897
    @suite-pee897 3 роки тому +2

    Almost 1 million subscribers . You deserve it

  • @bakugoukatsuki668
    @bakugoukatsuki668 3 роки тому +4

    Merry christmas Matto and Chatto hope you had a great time with your family and friends ❤❤

  • @renereiterer6058
    @renereiterer6058 3 роки тому +37

    if someone is interested, there is a browser extension called "Twitch Now" that sends you a notification everytime a streamer goes online.
    Thats how i always know when matto is live.

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 3 роки тому +3

      Twitch doesn't have that feature built in??

    • @at4na583
      @at4na583 3 роки тому

      Thanks gonna use that

    • @aadisahni
      @aadisahni 3 роки тому +2

      @@klystron2010 Notifications from sites will only appear if you have the site loaded. Extensions however are always loaded when a browser is open.

    • @hulkmt
      @hulkmt 3 роки тому

      @@klystron2010 not on browsers, i suppose

    • @at4na583
      @at4na583 3 роки тому +1

      @RisPNG well yeah but a lot of people don't use twitch on their phone including myself

  • @jacobmurray6605
    @jacobmurray6605 3 роки тому +2

    " I haven't gone out on a date in 8 years"
    Gta5: made 8 years ago
    *Realisation*

  • @Classy_Car
    @Classy_Car 2 роки тому +4

    a kitten pooped all over me when i was listening to this so thanks for that.

  • @IceCreamSandvich
    @IceCreamSandvich 2 роки тому

    It’s wild to me that I found your channel by looking up “GTA 5 Speedrun” on UA-cam and one your videos came up. Here I am like 4 years later

  • @multilocolocolocloc1937
    @multilocolocolocloc1937 3 роки тому +6

    Matt, you are my streamer of the year even though I've just discovered you in October, Novermber-ish and I haven't played GTA for years. But damn your honest attitude and straight forwardness (especially in this video) is just nice.

  • @haider7618
    @haider7618 3 роки тому +1

    Get this man to 1 million subs and merry Christmas Matt