"There's something alive in the permafrost" by Christian Wallis is one of the most legitimately CREEPY stories I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. Also your voice was perfect for it, and all these stories. I'm really impressed with this collection.
1873 357 my fiancé woke up in the middle of the night with my creepypasta stories playing aloud and got freaked out 😂😂 he’s not really into creepy things or horror
Unicorns are real, just go to a forest north of kyiv but closer to the russian border. Looks at map and its closer to belarus. Me looks at google maps and see that between kyiv and belarus is a city called pripyat in a forest. Me realizes that at pripyat there is a powerplant. Me realizes the powerplant is commonly called chernobyl.
-=Timestamps=- 0:00 - I live alone but there's a woman sitting on my couch 7:27 - Don't f*ck with the unicorns 26:06 - Dumpster diving 39:39 - Something ancient is alive in the permafrost 1:13:41 - How to exit your body during sleep paralysis
So those morons from the unicorn story bothered some wild animals and died. Same thing would happen if you disturbed a big moose. He could have easily gone back with a team of experts and some proper equipment and gotten the credit for the discovery.
I checked the location they described in the story. There is some forest, yea, but the only river close is the one near Chernobyl. There's a connection there, but I'm not sure what.
@@nookleer from 30 years working with the public, I promise you most of the population really is that stupid I work at a Lowes currently, and I'm up to 8 adult human beings who have called me a lazy useless employee because I "refused" to make the window shade they brought in BIGGER. I'm offering to cut them a new one, since obviously that isn't how window shades work (or really anything you cut length or width of material off of lmfao)
Literally. She just had to touch that fuckign huge ass horse like she didn't know that it could end really badly. Why should anyone feel bad for her if the whole story is worth a Darwin prize
You are an amazing voice actor but I really do think you would make an amazing actor. As always, amazing story and even better voice acting. Keep you loved ones safe and well, where would we be without our MCP? love from Scotland
Great stories and narration,as per usual.Can't get enough of your voice.You're so expressive! So how's Grandpa doing and when will we hear more of his amazing stories? I'm a Grandma too! My grandson is 4 years old....and I'm NOT your stereo-typical Grandma either!lol. Oh and more on Shitwaffle too please and thanks.
Marissa..... No...... Lmao it's funny because one of my coworkers is also named Marissa and I kept picturing her the whole time.... Made the ending extra spooky.
@@joyc.e.7511 It really sounds awful looking back on it, but I think his reaction was realistic. He'd already seen proof there was no way he could defend her against the Unicorn, and her broken leg would mean he'd have to carry her. Not many people would be brave enough in that moment to try. Also of course he lied about it. No one's going to believe a story about murderous rampaging mythical creatures outside of us. XD
Some constructive criticism here: please learn how to pronounce the names of places. Its KEE- evve and PRAWHGE. It took me a while to figure that one out.
Was distracted during the unicorn story, by how many times the author repeated Stephen's name. After awhile, I started counting. We know who the one other guy in the story is, dude. You don't have to say his name, in every sentence. Sh!t.
VincentJones ~I feel the same sometimes (especially when I get excited initially & then realise I’ve heard em all before), but, on the other hand🤷♀️ I’m not providing any better alternatives so.. meh.
@@MissEllieVamp I mean, it's not really any more convenient for those of us that listen while we work. Sure, less ads, but we've all already binged through all of these.
Always screaming n shouting n crying n skitzing db level 100 sorry if I keep un subbing and re subbing wen see a good title then realise I cant take the urgency in most stories :( also is in this the one that always does the gross torture ones 🤔😤😪🤦♂️
art of war on 2 wheels ~db level is fine on my end. 🤷♀️ MCP isn’t really a screamer either; as far as his YT narrations go anyways.. but we’re not here to speculate on his private life. 😉
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"There's something alive in the permafrost" by Christian Wallis is one of the most legitimately CREEPY stories I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. Also your voice was perfect for it, and all these stories. I'm really impressed with this collection.
Just took my sleeping pill and now I have the perfect set of stories to fall asleep to 😴❤️
Don't take too many or your story will end up here🦄🤙🐒
Grubby bum only one I promise lol
Really weird dreams the other night after taking my melatonin... Woke up realized MrCreepyPasta was set to auto play. Lol
1873 357 my fiancé woke up in the middle of the night with my creepypasta stories playing aloud and got freaked out 😂😂 he’s not really into creepy things or horror
@@grubbybum3614 you cannot get hallucinations while taking benzodiazepines, you will just black out if you take too much
Unicorns are real, just go to a forest north of kyiv but closer to the russian border.
Looks at map and its closer to belarus.
Me looks at google maps and see that between kyiv and belarus is a city called pripyat in a forest.
Me realizes that at pripyat there is a powerplant.
Me realizes the powerplant is commonly called chernobyl.
Oh shit son that's RAD
*Geiger clicking intensifies
o_o
The 2 legged cat 😳🤭
Oh wow
Nobody:
Mrcreepypasta: "Do not fuck unicorns, u wont survive"
If all I had was yours and Dr. Creepen's stories through the apocalypse, I would survive!
Dont forget about Natures Temper!!!
I'm a guy, and a straight one at that, but his voice makes me question myself!!LoL
Add mr creeps and creepsmcpasta and you have every one on my sub list
Mr creeps for me
Gods•Left•Hand lol I only feel gay when I go to the comment sections on natures temper LOL but yeah he has a great voice
Dr creepen is amazing!!!
I need another installment of "My Roomate is a Haunted Doll" 😂😂❤❤
Thriller Girl ~kidnap author? Make him write more? I’ll help. 🙋🏼♀️
Me too, I didn't want it to finish xxx
The first story gave me chills. Love the unicorn story, too. All five are perfect for my UA-cam quarantine time. ♥️
Is it possible to list the timestamps for each story?
Unicorns are real! If you know where to look, you can find them!
Me: *looks outside longingly
'Dumpster Diving' legit made me cry guys, like fuuucckkk this is so messed up 😢
1:09 "the primal part of my brain refused" I dont know why but that gave me chills
-=Timestamps=-
0:00 - I live alone but there's a woman sitting on my couch
7:27 - Don't f*ck with the unicorns
26:06 - Dumpster diving
39:39 - Something ancient is alive in the permafrost
1:13:41 - How to exit your body during sleep paralysis
So those morons from the unicorn story bothered some wild animals and died. Same thing would happen if you disturbed a big moose. He could have easily gone back with a team of experts and some proper equipment and gotten the credit for the discovery.
I checked the location they described in the story. There is some forest, yea, but the only river close is the one near Chernobyl. There's a connection there, but I'm not sure what.
I really didnt like that story. All the people in it were such gormless fucking morons
yeah.. i love these stories but it really bothers me that all the character need to be idiotic goons for the stories to even happen...
@@nookleer from 30 years working with the public, I promise you most of the population really is that stupid
I work at a Lowes currently, and I'm up to 8 adult human beings who have called me a lazy useless employee because I "refused" to make the window shade they brought in BIGGER. I'm offering to cut them a new one, since obviously that isn't how window shades work (or really anything you cut length or width of material off of lmfao)
Literally. She just had to touch that fuckign huge ass horse like she didn't know that it could end really badly. Why should anyone feel bad for her if the whole story is worth a Darwin prize
Takes from the gas station is excellent. Loved every word of it.
You are an amazing voice actor but I really do think you would make an amazing actor. As always, amazing story and even better voice acting. Keep you loved ones safe and well, where would we be without our MCP? love from Scotland
I agree
26:00 Unless you're armed with an RPK with hollow-point rounds. That shit will tear them unicorns to shred.
It’s close to 3am so I chose to watch creepypastas and you were perfect for choosing nice creepypastas
That first one was brilliant that's all I got to say about it
Great stories and narration,as per usual.Can't get enough of your voice.You're so expressive! So how's Grandpa doing and when will we hear more of his amazing stories? I'm a Grandma too! My grandson is 4 years old....and I'm NOT your stereo-typical Grandma either!lol. Oh and more on Shitwaffle too please and thanks.
Can u put time stamps of the individual stories in your description please? I keep losing my place.
Also, great performance as usual :) awesome job!
i appreciate this
I love the serene sound of silence :D
Thanks for this! These were really great stories, I especially liked the first one...I'm in WI with a "stay at home" order in place.
It’s chilli dog time YEAH
Jealous lol
"I can't carry anymore!"
I know that feel bro
I'm feeling personally attacked with the unicorn story as you described me to a T and my name is Marissa 😭😭😭🤷🏾♀️
The dumpster story was probably the most unrealistic and eye-roll-inducing I've heard so far.
Dude permafrost story is da 💣 bomb!
The first guy not giving the evidence to the police made me facepalm myself or at least show it to the family. Like my guy wtf.
As a father I would not want to know that a monster i have no way to deal with has my child.
She just wanted to Netflix and chill. 😁
when he said my name i got scared ahaha
Marissa..... No...... Lmao it's funny because one of my coworkers is also named Marissa and I kept picturing her the whole time.... Made the ending extra spooky.
Same hahah
36:03 NOO THIS IS ACTUALLY SAD
"Do not fuck with unicorns" But that never stopped a brony did it ey?
Any hope for the story “My friend hasn't been in contact since this series of weird text messages. I don't know what to think...”?
I’m so happy for peter we always gotta die because our girls trip over nothing and fall and get killed!..but peter left her ass!!..👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Yeah, like a coward. And then he lied about it. I thought he loved her, like???
Shit ...that's main reason I keep a chick around.....just in case I need to trip someone so I can get away from whatevers chasing me
@@joyc.e.7511 It really sounds awful looking back on it, but I think his reaction was realistic. He'd already seen proof there was no way he could defend her against the Unicorn, and her broken leg would mean he'd have to carry her. Not many people would be brave enough in that moment to try. Also of course he lied about it. No one's going to believe a story about murderous rampaging mythical creatures outside of us. XD
@@joyc.e.7511 He made the right decision. I've also never understood how people in these situations manage to cripple themselves like that.
Mr.Creepypasta . love ur stories especially the long ones. Ur the best
Can confirm the last one
I LOVE the outro!😁
Why was the camping story removed? it was great.
Love this , but we're is the story from yesterday? It was pretty good 😊 all sow thank for you hard work, your awesome 😎
Steffi Mk ~indeed! ‘Twas a pisser story! You can still read it on Reddit: “How to Survive Camping.” -brilliant author; really decent writing. 👌🏽
The Dumpster Diving story is 👌👌👌
I'll never ever get tired of hearing him narrate the dialogue of women. It's just always funny.
26:57 Common trope, but also very much a myth. Bullets don't push bodies backward.
1:01:55 "...felt myself growing weary..."
Either he was growing tired or doesn't know the difference between weary and wary.
Working on novel while awaiting the glorious MCP to show
yes,i've been waiting.
Holy ahit
The last one was beautiful, I like hearing ones you can try out in real life. No way in hell would I try but its cool 😅
It's available to watch woooooo
The third one wuz sad tho
Has it started ? I can’t hear it
Yay!!! On time for once!
Hey, could you make a video about Smile Dog?
Spread the word.
If the story about college kid, and the fungus outbreak isn't on here I'll be sad
Sometimes I'm frustrated by the slow ass reactions to these situations.
. Finally able to scream after the slow garbage truck picked him up
Did anyone else notice the name drop at the top?
When?
@@mattwalters6834 i would have to listen to the story again to answer that question properly
Where did how to survive camping go?
6:36 I would've noped the fuck outta that area and never return.
Unicorns 🦄 are awesomeness
Hi Mr. Creepy Pasta 💋💋💋💋
Mom!... is that you mom?
The first story was funny to me
So that's why Russia invaded! They wanted the unicorns for themselves
Please tell me the first one is fictional.
No... Its very real no😪
Some constructive criticism here: please learn how to pronounce the names of places. Its KEE- evve and PRAWHGE. It took me a while to figure that one out.
hey its a wampa
Europe and Scandinavia? What continent is Scandinavia on?
know wonder their called uni-Khorne
Couldn't get into the first story. When he said he had left over Chinese food. Just took me right out of the story.
Yo creeps where Lily
Wraith?
Was distracted during the unicorn story, by how many times the author repeated Stephen's name. After awhile, I started counting. We know who the one other guy in the story is, dude. You don't have to say his name, in every sentence. Sh!t.
FHRITP
Coward lets his wife die I would never unicorn or no let something hurt my baby especially not if I was right there
This thing is so late oml
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😱😱😱
So THIS is why the war in Ukraine started! Russia wanted their unicorns!!
❤️💜❤️💜❤️
Second first!
Old stories
8:02 so that's why Russia wants Ukraine
Second
Belarus = Bey lah roos
That part was so annoying. It took me forever to figure out that Praygh was actually Prague
Yo the girl is just trying to vibe man
£u€Ken unicrons no wonder their gone
Third
4th
This whole 'reposting your last few videos' thing gets really goddamn old.
Why? it's nice to have because then you can hear them without all the ads for a longer period of time.
VincentJones ~I feel the same sometimes (especially when I get excited initially & then realise I’ve heard em all before), but, on the other hand🤷♀️ I’m not providing any better alternatives so.. meh.
@@MissEllieVamp I mean, it's not really any more convenient for those of us that listen while we work. Sure, less ads, but we've all already binged through all of these.
@CantOutRunADuck you sir(madame) are 100% correct. We are entitled to such.
If we did it ourselves lol
5st
first
No one cares
Always screaming n shouting n crying n skitzing db level 100 sorry if I keep un subbing and re subbing wen see a good title then realise I cant take the urgency in most stories :( also is in this the one that always does the gross torture ones 🤔😤😪🤦♂️
Huh
art of war on 2 wheels ~db level is fine on my end. 🤷♀️ MCP isn’t really a screamer either; as far as his YT narrations go anyways.. but we’re not here to speculate on his private life. 😉
The real horrors here are your grammar and spelling
wtf are you talking about?
Please don’t take God’s name in vain!!!
Unsub then
Oh my God
Maybe the internet isn't for you grandma.
Va- god -in
doG 🐶