Xi Ping Little D Funny Song ~ PARODY of FGL & Nelly "Lil Bit" ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @itsRucka
    @itsRucka 2 роки тому +149

    China New National Anthem: ua-cam.com/video/OsAkKcGOuOM/v-deo.html

    • @liam22326
      @liam22326 2 роки тому +1

      U fell off bro

    • @hey_how_are_ya
      @hey_how_are_ya 2 роки тому

      Its hard to find songs like this one especially when we can't filter for most popular videos on your channel

    • @clown639
      @clown639 6 місяців тому +1

      bro i was just about to send the same music vid

    • @Mylife90S
      @Mylife90S 3 місяці тому

      It's the 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😊😵‍💫🎯

    • @Mylife90S
      @Mylife90S 3 місяці тому

      ​@@liam22326lololol

  • @alvaroj9509
    @alvaroj9509 3 роки тому +1441

    Showed this to my dog and now he's on my plate

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 3 роки тому +47

      what kind? pitbulls are good they got most meat mmhmm hmm 😋🍽🐶

    • @McBean1331
      @McBean1331 3 роки тому +12

      LOL.

    • @athenictragedy751
      @athenictragedy751 3 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @louistalon4626
      @louistalon4626 3 роки тому +15

      @Paul Cuckastein pit bulls are the absolute sweetest dog breed you will ever meet but most owners of pit bulls know they have a strong jaw so they beat the shit out of them till they turn aggressive then use them as fighting dogs

    • @ncrranger4234
      @ncrranger4234 3 роки тому +11

      @@louistalon4626 ye they are very sweet that's why there my favourite breed to eat

  • @mikerossin9974
    @mikerossin9974 3 роки тому +431

    This is going to be huge, like fearless leaders missle.

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 3 роки тому +4

      ah yeahhhhhhhh 😋😫

    • @mikeohawk95
      @mikeohawk95 3 роки тому +2

      heck yeah, also proves how communism is evil & how mao & ping are dishonorable D**Ks, honor confuses, honer DJ NOT NICE, hail rucka rucka ali, RN4L

    • @mikeohawk95
      @mikeohawk95 3 роки тому +1

      by now,proven again, only USA is the real #1 country & ima contribute to its recovering greatness!!!!

    • @ben12804
      @ben12804 3 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately no, UA-cam did not publish his videos so they are not successful

    • @christoferrodriguez7672
      @christoferrodriguez7672 3 роки тому

      Biden and Xi ping hates each other then press the red botton

  • @sovietunion9916
    @sovietunion9916 3 роки тому +763

    The Balls on this man is so big even twitter didn't have enough balls to cancel him, well done good sir.

    • @kylemorales9343
      @kylemorales9343 3 роки тому

      big balls like giant kim jong missile big

    • @Octavius1623
      @Octavius1623 3 роки тому +15

      China's balls were literally fake, made of plastic...

    • @kylemorales9343
      @kylemorales9343 3 роки тому +13

      @@Octavius1623 HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE SLAVES OWNED BY THE KJP(KIM JONG PEEPEE). -99999999 SOCIAL CREDIT

    • @longdashes
      @longdashes 3 роки тому +27

      These words from the soviet union, wow, he really is respected.

    • @sovietunion9916
      @sovietunion9916 2 роки тому +3

      @Mohamed Safwane Miloudi Yes.

  • @StreetsOfOntario
    @StreetsOfOntario 3 роки тому +1028

    Fun fact: This video is banned in both China and North Korea.

  • @ARealPerson21
    @ARealPerson21 3 роки тому +988

    Rucka is proof that you can have quality and quantity at the same time

    • @mikeohawk95
      @mikeohawk95 3 роки тому +7

      RN4L!!!!!!!! hail the parody king!!!, even as lost sht, he still working on sht !!!

    • @ARealPerson21
      @ARealPerson21 3 роки тому +10

      @CHAOSCANDIDATE the quantity of videos he puts out

    • @ilayohana3150
      @ilayohana3150 3 роки тому +2

      And redpill

    • @dragonballspaghetti154
      @dragonballspaghetti154 2 роки тому +1

      @@ilayohana3150 and based

  • @itsRucka
    @itsRucka 3 роки тому +374

    Who's the better rapper? Xi Ping or Kim Jong

    • @mikerossin9974
      @mikerossin9974 3 роки тому +19

      Both

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 3 роки тому +22

      Kim Jong

    • @pe.p
      @pe.p 3 роки тому +13

      Kim Jong

    • @saoirse5308
      @saoirse5308 3 роки тому +17

      Joe Biden, still the king of the awkward pause. I . . . . .. um. . . . . . . .cornpop , what was the question?

    • @johnwayne6646
      @johnwayne6646 3 роки тому +8

      Kim Jong

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 3 роки тому +281

    This man’s social credit is -10,000,000,000
    *We will honor his sacrifice*

    • @Colts657
      @Colts657 3 роки тому +5

      -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • @juliandowney7854
      @juliandowney7854 Рік тому +2

      He made the I love ccp song to fix his social credit score

  • @lynxwalker8410
    @lynxwalker8410 2 роки тому +286

    as a chinese i can confirm this is our national anthem

  • @yyyusuf2019
    @yyyusuf2019 3 роки тому +54

    Great Citizen 👍🏽. +1000 Social Credit 😎🇨🇳🇨🇳

  • @absolutemystery372
    @absolutemystery372 Рік тому +34

    "i know we just met, but world explode" best line in this ever, fucking hilarious.

  • @bhimbonggames3206
    @bhimbonggames3206 3 роки тому +206

    I've been watching rucka since I was like 12 now 21 and hes still funny asf I love you rucka

    • @mkdaname7050
      @mkdaname7050 2 роки тому +5

      Also 21 and this man is still goated ! 😂

    • @Jebediahlouis
      @Jebediahlouis 2 роки тому +1

      Been with him since 2014 now I’m 15 best guy ever

    • @LonelyWhiteDude
      @LonelyWhiteDude 2 роки тому +1

      Same good memories I was here since 2013 when I was in highschool best part my asian classmates at the time don't understand what Ruckas songs are all about XD

    • @nathantran7832
      @nathantran7832 2 роки тому +2

      I watched rucka since I was 8

    • @lindsey7951
      @lindsey7951 Рік тому

      Same

  • @Rummeltobi
    @Rummeltobi 3 роки тому +137

    Your Asian parodies are the best! 😂

  • @Ascendia187
    @Ascendia187 3 роки тому +79

    as a Muslim, thanks for making fun xi ping winnie pooh, means alot rucka

  • @bettheray
    @bettheray 3 роки тому +153

    You deserve an Oscar, I'm watching this on repeat.

  • @overseer9563
    @overseer9563 2 роки тому +216

    I’m Asian, and I think this is absolutely hilarious

  • @benm.8680
    @benm.8680 3 роки тому +20

    I think I've listened to this like 50 times in the last couple days!

    • @realcody2005
      @realcody2005 2 роки тому +1

      I’ve listened to it everyday I’ve woken up for the past week lol

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 2 роки тому +69

    I lost 10,000 social credit points just for watching this, and now I'm scheduled for deportation to a re-education camp, but it was totally worth it! (As long as they don't sell me to Disney)

    • @greenangelynn5774
      @greenangelynn5774 2 роки тому +5

      Disney: 🥴 look like we got a another one
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BenSmith-jc7em
      @BenSmith-jc7em Рік тому +1

      Lol take care.

    • @arandompasserby1725
      @arandompasserby1725 Рік тому +1

      Hey, all joke aside, are you still alive? Snakey?

    • @greenangelynn5774
      @greenangelynn5774 Рік тому +1

      @@arandompasserby1725 china sell them to Disney.

    • @snakey934Snakeybakey
      @snakey934Snakeybakey Рік тому

      @@arandompasserby1725 I managed to escape by convincing them I was a transgender blm activist. The Biden Administration gave them an aircraft carrier of me.

  • @liamnoriega9854
    @liamnoriega9854 3 роки тому +46

    Rucka better keep himself hidden. He's probably on half of the worlds hit list.

  • @parac0sm0naut26
    @parac0sm0naut26 3 роки тому +16

    "If you know what's good for you won't miss a dance step!"

  • @Alex_Kaines
    @Alex_Kaines Рік тому +1

    Thank you Rucka for the full-length academic lection about dictatorship regimes roots.

  • @abualofenkasi5634
    @abualofenkasi5634 3 роки тому +27

    Did not know dictators are allowed to rap, awesome!

    • @Colts657
      @Colts657 3 роки тому

      @@ramenlover1727 Kim Jong Un and the nuclear bombs is his band

  • @civotamuaz5781
    @civotamuaz5781 3 роки тому +17

    Rucka you're a God. Eternal love from Serbia!

  • @FrenziedMew
    @FrenziedMew 3 роки тому +11

    i love this song so much, beat is so good with the vocals!!! Prob one my favs of yours. been watching for over 5 years ^^

  • @benjaminchapman3128
    @benjaminchapman3128 3 роки тому +10

    I’ve always love this guys music and I think I will forever

  • @ezradaneshrad3905
    @ezradaneshrad3905 Рік тому +2

    If you go back to we’re it says learn to hold a chopstick you you can see both leaders don’t know how to use a chopstick the attention to detail is crazy

  • @lasercat6156
    @lasercat6156 2 роки тому +13

    This is a fkin masterpiece as always bro🥰 u r so accurate and your historical/ social commentary is always on point☺️ keep up the amazing work!

  • @jwoodswce
    @jwoodswce 3 роки тому +37

    Making reference to Disney's "A Bug's Life" was a big brain move.
    In order to gain access to CCP-land for its movies, Disney turn an Aesop fable on productiveness into a Marxist fable that could literally be used to teach key concepts like class struggle, surplus value, emiseration of labor, alienation, false consciousness, vanguard party, et al. This is the movie that elementary school teachers would play for millennials when the teachers were to lazy to teach their students. The movie is old school CRT from when public schools and Hollywood indoctrinated young students in literal communism.

    • @puglover9869
      @puglover9869 3 роки тому +4

      Best explanation for plus 1000 social credit

    • @joezmoma19285
      @joezmoma19285 3 роки тому +1

      Communism was always based

    • @joezmoma19285
      @joezmoma19285 3 роки тому +2

      @@ramenlover1727 bwahaha it's better than the current system we live under

    • @zeta4115
      @zeta4115 3 роки тому +1

      wow that is big

    • @oni8337
      @oni8337 2 роки тому

      @@joezmoma19285 communism is shit you another one of those normies

  • @somerandomknucklesinatank1491
    @somerandomknucklesinatank1491 3 роки тому +21

    "the balls on this man"
    -Oversimplified, 2021

  • @dayeeter7571
    @dayeeter7571 3 роки тому +53

    As a Chinese person I approve this

  • @malic_zarith
    @malic_zarith 3 роки тому +74

    You probably should avoid going to China after making a video like this.

    • @m_affiliates
      @m_affiliates 2 роки тому +17

      You probably should avoid going to China in general lol

    • @oni8337
      @oni8337 Рік тому +1

      ​@@m_affiliates Too bad my maternal half of the family lives there

    • @Unknown12399a
      @Unknown12399a Рік тому

      ​@@oni8337who asked

    • @oni8337
      @oni8337 Рік тому

      @@Unknown12399a Is that relevant? Yall should think for yourselves and say something original for once instead of regurgitating the same vapid and meaningless shit

  • @LovingSharks
    @LovingSharks 3 роки тому +87

    Love how you just mentioned the Uygurs, people just forget about them. #FreeUygurs

    • @_________________404
      @_________________404 3 роки тому +14

      -200 000 social credit 😡😡👿👿 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做!
      🇨🇳为党争光! Glory to the CCP!🇨🇳

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 3 роки тому +8

      @@_________________404 how do i farm social credit

    • @liamnoriega9854
      @liamnoriega9854 3 роки тому +1

      @@burritodog3634 in China? definitely not on Reddit anymore

    • @kylemorales9343
      @kylemorales9343 3 роки тому +1

      @@burritodog3634 afk farm doing good shit

    • @QarsherskiyExploring
      @QarsherskiyExploring 3 роки тому +7

      It makes me really upset that someone would do such a horrible thing. Shame to the CCP.

  • @puckkrz01
    @puckkrz01 3 роки тому +20

    These look like the history lesson songs you listen to in school but stereotypical and you learn nothing lmao

  • @SofoniBeats
    @SofoniBeats 3 роки тому +1

    Great songs.....I love your graphics.

  • @mouzendonge6139
    @mouzendonge6139 3 роки тому +15

    Great song about our culture

  • @lukeharrison4460
    @lukeharrison4460 3 роки тому +2

    Nice to see that rucka rucka is still at it

  • @bombombarabom3794
    @bombombarabom3794 3 роки тому +84

    Social score: -1000

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 3 роки тому

      ya im down rn too ⬇⬇ well, im off to the vacation camp

    • @esq5011
      @esq5011 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @_________________404
      @_________________404 3 роки тому +3

      ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
      This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
      为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

  • @jackcampo9184
    @jackcampo9184 Рік тому +3

    I was at a school fair today and the actual song starts playing and I almost died laughing thinking of this

  • @johnvenier4011
    @johnvenier4011 Рік тому

    Hahaha right on! Love your work.

  • @ScaryMango6755
    @ScaryMango6755 Місяць тому +2

    Lmfao i hate how i didn't find this early on in 2021. This is awesome

  • @Iraxvii
    @Iraxvii 3 роки тому +5

    Love you rocky

  • @notsogreatmentally
    @notsogreatmentally 6 місяців тому +1

    this one is truly insightful and Informative, thank you.

  • @xlikeabaumx8264
    @xlikeabaumx8264 3 роки тому +35

    Just wanted to say "im racist" from rucka is a lyrical masterpice

  • @KiryuKazuma4u
    @KiryuKazuma4u День тому +1

    Zhang China this place called Zhang?

  • @lexicatnaira9389
    @lexicatnaira9389 3 роки тому +4

    YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISS 😭✨

  • @martinluther4720
    @martinluther4720 Рік тому

    want to play this song on LOUD SPEAKERS, along chinese border in Ladhak.

  • @franklinparks432
    @franklinparks432 3 роки тому +5

    Another great one

  • @Miguelito_Ohara
    @Miguelito_Ohara 2 роки тому +6

    Super Idol 都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱 105 °C的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

  • @lukeprescott8471
    @lukeprescott8471 3 роки тому +19

    This song could probably start WWIII lmao

  • @then00brathalos
    @then00brathalos 3 роки тому +2

    Almost everyone on Bilibili and weibo be like : 0:47
    (Speaking from past experiences)

  • @ameno777
    @ameno777 11 місяців тому +2

    This song makes me feel so happy.

  • @karminer_003
    @karminer_003 3 роки тому +26

    +30 social credits

    • @FinntheSquire
      @FinntheSquire 3 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @thetrashman3994
      @thetrashman3994 3 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @_________________404
      @_________________404 3 роки тому

      This 🇹🇼 Taiwanese flag is hidden from the emoji keyboard on iOS devices when the region is set to China mainland or (as of iOS 13.1.2) Hong Kong or Macau.
      Chinese-model iPhones will not display this emoji and will instead show a missing character tofu (☒) in place of the flag, as will iOS devices with region set to China mainland. Hong Kong and Macua only hide this emoji from the emoji keyboard.
      为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

  • @DelRio1991
    @DelRio1991 3 роки тому +2

    I wonder what rucka's social score really is

  • @trianglearchives5776
    @trianglearchives5776 2 роки тому +8

    Official song for the China-North Korea friendship 🇨🇳🤝🇰🇵

  • @spark2490
    @spark2490 3 роки тому

    0:40
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    growing process with egg roul

  • @aimeevictoria6372
    @aimeevictoria6372 3 роки тому

    Its not a hole it's on top of a small mountain in South East Qld!

  • @kresimirlucic3225
    @kresimirlucic3225 Рік тому

    Can we just question how much of a banger this is?!

  • @lar6263
    @lar6263 Рік тому

    Happy Easter RUCKA AND US NUCKAS❤🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🥰🥰🥰💪

  • @averageds3player699
    @averageds3player699 3 роки тому +2

    this is great man, love from china

  • @FinntheSquire
    @FinntheSquire 3 роки тому +12

    Bhd at the end never fails to make me laugh

  • @alvaroj9509
    @alvaroj9509 3 роки тому +58

    All rise for Chinese national anthem

  • @kevinedwards5070
    @kevinedwards5070 3 роки тому +4

    The pure genius it takes to create theSe is mind boggling

  • @ericharris1499
    @ericharris1499 3 роки тому +1

    How do we flood Chinese media with this? Does it literally have to be on smuggled micro SD cards or something?

  • @StasisBringer
    @StasisBringer 3 роки тому +12

    Lol idk who has the kind to dislike the videos. They funny as shit😂

  • @dinnerpartyempire
    @dinnerpartyempire 3 роки тому +3

    with this epic informational culinary education sing, there will be no excuse to grab a spoon at panda express

  • @weemankyle
    @weemankyle 3 роки тому +3

    Rucka strikes again. Love it. Make more DJ not nice tracks plz

  • @marcusliciniuscrassus7129
    @marcusliciniuscrassus7129 2 роки тому +1

    This should be the Theme song of Beijing Winter Olympics 2022

  • @michaelgaming1991
    @michaelgaming1991 3 роки тому +1

    Wait... why is my social credit in negative in number?

  • @rabnadskubla8594
    @rabnadskubla8594 3 роки тому +4

    3:11 Rich guy at the World Economic Forum:

  • @busbois
    @busbois 3 роки тому +3

    Let's see how long it takes

  • @comguzzlers99
    @comguzzlers99 3 роки тому +11

    This is always so funny

  • @RyomaHoshi22
    @RyomaHoshi22 3 роки тому +18

    Better than most Japanese songs nowadays

  • @mikeohawk95
    @mikeohawk95 3 роки тому

    3:13 & just ask thailand, laos, and malyasia about bug food too!!

  • @gooberV2
    @gooberV2 2 роки тому +2

    hey can we get the instrumental, it hits harder then the impact from the kid hitting the bottom of the hole

  • @KiryuKazuma4u
    @KiryuKazuma4u 17 днів тому +1

    Joining military by force trying to achieve all goals that when legal realize 2008 2016 2024 2032 did all goals

  • @Mindya0303
    @Mindya0303 21 день тому

    Lolol ..showed this to my chis...they said...CALL DAYNE😮

  • @emmafuller7278
    @emmafuller7278 3 роки тому

    Lol let's get more of these you litetllty make my day lol with what ever is going on in the world I know how you feel

  • @triphop1681
    @triphop1681 3 роки тому +6

    This is why I love freedom and 1A 🤣

  • @emmafuller7278
    @emmafuller7278 3 роки тому

    That is why I listen to these songs thank you rucka

  • @barackobama7569
    @barackobama7569 3 роки тому +6

    I just got 100 social credit points just by listening to this

  • @realcody2005
    @realcody2005 2 роки тому +17

    This never fails to cheer me up lol

  • @DragonWarrior11
    @DragonWarrior11 3 роки тому +6

    -100 credit score XD

  • @gizzards4225
    @gizzards4225 3 роки тому +11

    im asian and i love this

  • @EmpireOfLuciferSatanson666
    @EmpireOfLuciferSatanson666 Рік тому +1

    Master piece! 😂

  • @HOWARDSIR
    @HOWARDSIR 3 роки тому +2

    No social credit for rucka rucka

  • @jackbartson371
    @jackbartson371 3 роки тому +2

    I have social credit flowing though my veins

  • @MyVitros
    @MyVitros 3 роки тому +2

    He said please send some pork and a fork, but they want us to use chopsticks lol

    • @wuppado
      @wuppado Рік тому

      I mean it represents how hypocritical Kim is

  • @MeanMachine1992
    @MeanMachine1992 2 роки тому +1

    Winnie the Pooh color for Xi's hand was an extra nice touch 🤣

  • @toptiergaming6900
    @toptiergaming6900 2 роки тому

    2:49 I use a fork only because I like to eat fast not because I can't use chop sticks

  • @nicholasdiehl7368
    @nicholasdiehl7368 2 роки тому

    One of my favorites rucka

  • @Albanian_with_Çifteli
    @Albanian_with_Çifteli 7 місяців тому

    Can anyone tell me on 0:26 why is there a Macedonian t shirt?

  • @ciarangrainger2465
    @ciarangrainger2465 3 роки тому +10

    Damn, this is catchy.

  • @swanny4444
    @swanny4444 2 роки тому +1

    Kim Jong-Un sounds like Eric Cartman lol.

  • @petersuter6607
    @petersuter6607 2 місяці тому

    When will this release on spotify 😢

  • @MRotchburns420
    @MRotchburns420 3 роки тому +3

    +1,000,000 social credit for Rucka

  • @Colts657
    @Colts657 3 роки тому

    Showed this to my friend and now he lost his rights

  • @lar6263
    @lar6263 4 місяці тому

    Lolol😮my neighbors with VIENNA SAUSAGES🤫🐺🪖👊🤜💩💩💩🤮🤛🤛🤛🤛

  • @RiseAgainstDisciple
    @RiseAgainstDisciple 3 роки тому +24

    Let's go Brandon!!!

  • @crusaderonabike8164
    @crusaderonabike8164 3 роки тому +5

    Very cool, very epic

  • @agentg11
    @agentg11 2 роки тому +3

    I can't stop listening this lol