I had a Marine dad. I never served but I spent 18 years of my life in boot camp 😂 squat benders were his favorite punishment for me. And if he was in a bad mood he'd make me hold a pencil while doing it and singing my ABC's
I love that every time something about the Air Force comes up he immediately talks about air conditioners and lobster mac n cheese. It's like clockwork at this point
5:00 I have a coworker that said after he made staff Sargent he went mad with power and up leaving because he was uncomfortable with his reaction to power.
HELL YEAH NARRATOR, I'm literally a 19D in the Army right now, and a lot of your military videos and personal experiences are so similar that it's hilarious. Keep up the good work.
The goggle check one had me dying. And Narrator's reactions to these make the video so funny. I also saw that he posted another military reaction video and went "I'm awake, time to watch Narrator react to military videos." Keep up the good work Narrator.
See the "omg it's raining" thing reminded me of training at Goodfellow AFB, end of week getting ready for Mega-flight ( basically 4-5 full formations all marching in line) and just as we start big Texas rainstorm comes out of nowhere. No Lightning so we keep going marching to the other side of base as it's pouring down rain. All of us soaked head to toe in 30 seconds belting Jodies like its basic. It was awesome.
I'm looking at my cot and half shelter, loved the cot, and never even opened the half shelter. Most of these really brought back some memories, oh well I guess I don't need to sleep tonight.
That man was also crossing the parking lot on the phone with his hands in his pocket. Also being in the airforce that army transfering to airforce tiktok pained me.
Narrator, your always so funny and you always brighten my day. also, the fact that u talk a bit about your experience in the military is very useful, because I plan on applying for it soon.
My gym teacher was a drill Sargent back in the army and the assistant teacher was a former Gunnery Sargeant, squat benders were part of our warmups. And when we did the laps around the track for jogging, we did cadence calls.
I will say Mr. Narrator, a good person to have a discussion on like military ethics and stuff is either Jocko or Goggins because they are great motivational speakers and probably have some funny stories from the military that some of the people here that watch can learn from.
Another teacher i had for ROTC for my highschool did NOT like being called by his first name, even if you were friends with him. He was Lieutenant Colonel Pettyjohn, you addressed him as such.
LOL you know you grew up in a military family when your dad gives you the safety brief before you go out. "Don't add to the population, don't subtract to the population, if you go to jail, assert dominance quickly - and don't call me because I don't have the money to bail you out!"
For the military cots, at my church camp that I went to for like 15 years, that's what we slept on, because that is what was provided lol. 100+ children sleeping on those cots was hilarious! And once I became a camp counselor, I would be at camp the weekend prior and have to help set up every freaking cot! They are so stupid! But I will still always cherish the memories hahaha
to everyone who used to be in the military, did you know that in order to be an E-3, you just got to get someone to go through basic with you (only one, not two or three). It's crazy because I KNOW a bunch of people who want to go to the military, and if I can get them to go with me, then I get paid more for doing the recruiter's job (maybe).
Hey narrator I love your content it’s different and very entertaining and maybe I don’t know if you take this video suggestion I am thinking of. But would you do a video about what your life was like in the military or there have been some other UA-camrs that trained with the military? He would go back and train just for a video a weeklong training thing.
One thing that will never leave me. I’m anxious with being on time and I cannot take naps during the day because I automatically wake myself up in a jolt and have body tremors for like 3 to 5 minutes after. Lol
We were in Balad, sleeping in these 40-man hadji tents that caved in on us when it rained... Less than 100 yards over near the next bunker was the Air Force and their 2 man air-conditioned trailers...
The field artillery one I know for a fact was a M119. We used to throw the canisters with force and they would go flying everywhere. I believe that is the M119a2. I miss those days of shooting 105mm and 155mm rounds.
I had a master Gunns sneak into the kitchen while I was in charge of breakfast. There I am making sure the French toast is getting made and this SOB appears next to me asking if I'm in charge why am I working and not deligating the work!!! I about spilled my eggs all over my cook whites!!!!
Grandpa was a submarine Commander. Told my mom the Navy buys their equipment then the nice stuff and the air force buys the nice stuff and then the equipment. Seems hes still correct all these years later.
Bro the PT test one got me😂 saw my CO do his once and his push ups looked like he was doin the damn snake and damn well know he didn’t pass the weigh in smmfh lol
my alltime fav military tiktok is that one that goes something like "Patterson, fire a warning shot. But sir, this is an M-32 grenade launcher. Eeeeh Potato potahto, fire a warning shot."
I was never in the military but I used to have my grandpa make me run drills so that I would stay in shape (self-conscious high schooler) and he taught me how to put up his cot in less than a minute so that I could have it whenever he passed away, to this day I run drills and love camping in open areas with my cot, rip Angelo Sleeper/Nimsey 1969-2011 love you to till we meet again 🫡
Where I'm from we have something called Cadets, it's like training you for the military and we absolutely LOVE DRILLING IN THE RAIN, IT'S THE BEST AND FUN THING EVER 15:46 it's so nice being an NCO tho 😌👌
Its funny, i see the cot video, and my first thought was "thats the spare bed my dad brough when he pulled snow shifts for TDOT, those cots are comfy for how stupid they are to set up"
1st Sergeant: If you get into a bar fight and you get your ass whooped, they better not know what unit you're in. However, after you beat their ass shout chaos 1-38 and get the fuxk out of there before the cops show up! Haha best safety brief ever
That First Sergeant at the end is still gonna smoke the shit out of them later so they dont repeat his mistake. Either that or its gonna be a loooooong friday safety brief.
So the moral of the story is don't enlist to the army, it's like being stuck in school with the world's strictest teachers working you like a dog, join the airforce and enjoy the luxury instead. Also, pause at 13:36
My dad still doesn’t do that to this day. He has not put his hands in his pocket ever and he’s been retired from the military for like 10 years. But he was also in the military for 22 so that was a thing.
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I had a Marine dad. I never served but I spent 18 years of my life in boot camp 😂 squat benders were his favorite punishment for me. And if he was in a bad mood he'd make me hold a pencil while doing it and singing my ABC's
I love that every time something about the Air Force comes up he immediately talks about air conditioners and lobster mac n cheese. It's like clockwork at this point
It’s the truth
5:00 I have a coworker that said after he made staff Sargent he went mad with power and up leaving because he was uncomfortable with his reaction to power.
I needed this to cheer up.
My mother passed away yesterday, and im still a bit shocked. You really helped brighten up my day.
Thank you.
im sorry to hear that, you have my prayers.
My condolences and prayers go out to you homie
L mom
@@razorwolf1202 that’s messed up dude.
@@DustyLake i know
You should do this with Zach hazard, he always has some of the funniest military storys
Uh... thats my nipple, drill sergeant!
@@williamthehuntsman ''god damn it"
@@luckyswordsmen991 or how about the humvee joy ride that lead to a concussion
@@williamthehuntsman did you see the "what is love'' animated edit?
He looked lustfully over at my cabinets and yay, his eyes were filled with avarice "imma need ththothe cabneth high thpeed"
Man I didn't realize the E4 mafia existed between branches. Being a petty officer 3rd class in the navy the E4 mafia was strong on my ship
HELL YEAH NARRATOR, I'm literally a 19D in the Army right now, and a lot of your military videos and personal experiences are so similar that it's hilarious. Keep up the good work.
The goggle check one had me dying. And Narrator's reactions to these make the video so funny. I also saw that he posted another military reaction video and went "I'm awake, time to watch Narrator react to military videos." Keep up the good work Narrator.
incredibly off topic but A GHOST FAN?!?!
Love that the two "recruiters" were High Speed and Low Drag.
Dont add to the population
Dont subtract from the population
If you get arrested and you go to jail, assert dominance
Beautifully said
See the "omg it's raining" thing reminded me of training at Goodfellow AFB, end of week getting ready for Mega-flight ( basically 4-5 full formations all marching in line) and just as we start big Texas rainstorm comes out of nowhere. No Lightning so we keep going marching to the other side of base as it's pouring down rain. All of us soaked head to toe in 30 seconds belting Jodies like its basic. It was awesome.
I'm looking at my cot and half shelter, loved the cot, and never even opened the half shelter.
Most of these really brought back some memories, oh well I guess I don't need to sleep tonight.
the editor animated character holding the sign with a Mcdonalds lunch order had me dying
1:02 bruh that can be directly translated to middle school humor with your parents (or friend’s parents, or the more clean friend group)
Always good to see a narrator video about the military
That man was also crossing the parking lot on the phone with his hands in his pocket.
Also being in the airforce that army transfering to airforce tiktok pained me.
Narrator, your always so funny and you always brighten my day. also, the fact that u talk a bit about your experience in the military is very useful, because I plan on applying for it soon.
As a Marine that was stationed on an Air Force base, I miss the chow hall there. They would make your food to order. I would get philly cheese steaks.
i started dying laughing when narrator pulled out the cot
Damn I should have joined the Air Force. I can relate to everything in this video. I’m in the army too. I feel your pain man lol.
My gym teacher was a drill Sargent back in the army and the assistant teacher was a former Gunnery Sargeant, squat benders were part of our warmups. And when we did the laps around the track for jogging, we did cadence calls.
2:02 the last clip literally just had this convo about letting your military humor slip xD
There's a candle maker who is retired navy and she has a DD-214 candle infused with an identity crisis and it fits so well
🔥🔥🔥🔥 *Narrator!* 🔥🔥🔥🔥
As a civilian I get military recruiters flirting w/me to get me to join...and say oh you love animals well we have a K-9 unit 😅
I will say Mr. Narrator, a good person to have a discussion on like military ethics and stuff is either Jocko or Goggins because they are great motivational speakers and probably have some funny stories from the military that some of the people here that watch can learn from.
4:37 you have been officially certified, by the military, saying that you have passed the vibe check course. Congratulations
Narrator giving away those free feet shots 😂
What. The. Fuck.
My favorite thing to say was "are you walking around with your cellphone in your pocket?" Confused the shit out of everyone 😂
The young fella on the cell phone was at the RAF Mildenhall BX. As an AF Vet I can confirm Thursdays are pretty dope.
I leave for the army in 2 months and I can't wait to see what I got myself into.
Good luck
Another teacher i had for ROTC for my highschool did NOT like being called by his first name, even if you were friends with him. He was Lieutenant Colonel Pettyjohn, you addressed him as such.
Love your videos. Currently sitting here with my eight-week-old she loves your voice
LOL you know you grew up in a military family when your dad gives you the safety brief before you go out. "Don't add to the population, don't subtract to the population, if you go to jail, assert dominance quickly - and don't call me because I don't have the money to bail you out!"
For the military cots, at my church camp that I went to for like 15 years, that's what we slept on, because that is what was provided lol. 100+ children sleeping on those cots was hilarious! And once I became a camp counselor, I would be at camp the weekend prior and have to help set up every freaking cot! They are so stupid! But I will still always cherish the memories hahaha
Love all your vids we need you n Nikko doing another real soon yall make my day n feed perfectly off each other
You need to get your buddies back on for another one of these.
“I’m trying to blow up one way or ANOTHER”! 😅 Sad but true for the younger generations.
Talk about eating brass, I'd be just laughing at my own idiocy for standing there while rounds are going off.
4:00 Well luckily Jody is there to help the missus in such hard times.
I had the flashbacks from the walking on grass, walking and on phone, walking and drinking, hands in pockets, and cover indoors... jesus
E-4 mafia are the true winners, Sham shield providing almost as good quality of work as the magically elusive warrant officer lmao.
to everyone who used to be in the military, did you know that in order to be an E-3, you just got to get someone to go through basic with you (only one, not two or three). It's crazy because I KNOW a bunch of people who want to go to the military, and if I can get them to go with me, then I get paid more for doing the recruiter's job (maybe).
@Narrator you should do Military Reactions with your dad I think it would make a good video
Dayum. I just noticed the names at 9:15.
Low Drag and High Speed.
o7
Hey narrator I love your content it’s different and very entertaining and maybe I don’t know if you take this video suggestion I am thinking of. But would you do a video about what your life was like in the military or there have been some other UA-camrs that trained with the military? He would go back and train just for a video a weeklong training thing.
I love when narrator does military TikTok’s
It's a good thing that shell was already spent! With the way it hit him, it looked like his nose would set off the primer! 😂😂😂
One thing that will never leave me. I’m anxious with being on time and I cannot take naps during the day because I automatically wake myself up in a jolt and have body tremors for like 3 to 5 minutes after. Lol
My favorite part when i was a SPC, was getting told to make something appear or disappear.
x:how many military tik toks are you going to show us
narrator: yes
It’s been 13 years and I’m still military AF go Army!
We were in Balad, sleeping in these 40-man hadji tents that caved in on us when it rained... Less than 100 yards over near the next bunker was the Air Force and their 2 man air-conditioned trailers...
The field artillery one I know for a fact was a M119. We used to throw the canisters with force and they would go flying everywhere. I believe that is the M119a2. I miss those days of shooting 105mm and 155mm rounds.
bro casually doing the 8-count for the lols like nothing.
*bro's not to be messed with, god dayum!*
I had a master Gunns sneak into the kitchen while I was in charge of breakfast. There I am making sure the French toast is getting made and this SOB appears next to me asking if I'm in charge why am I working and not deligating the work!!! I about spilled my eggs all over my cook whites!!!!
The clothing commentary was PERFECT!!!
I'm a civilian and the guys doing the "Free Healthcare" skit are on Fort Riley, Kansas. Home of the Big Red One. It's the arm badge
my coach used to make us do 8-count push-ups, hated and respected him for that.
At 16:45 i had flashbacks to safety wires, broken tools, and heat strokes in a bread van there is SC
Grandpa was a submarine Commander. Told my mom the Navy buys their equipment then the nice stuff and the air force buys the nice stuff and then the equipment. Seems hes still correct all these years later.
I love the TikTok videos so much!!
Bro like 90% of my friends are veterans (I'm not) and the humor is contagious. and its a beautiful thing
“Don’t add to the population. Don’t subtract from the population. Remember to wrap that rascal!”
i love how we ignore that he literally pulled out an cott
i feel called out with that fired from every job bit
Bro the PT test one got me😂 saw my CO do his once and his push ups looked like he was doin the damn snake and damn well know he didn’t pass the weigh in smmfh lol
I'm glad by watching you I learned to join air force
The moment you realize the Drill Sergeant Chronicles is from your neck of the woods (or at least someone in the room is).
my alltime fav military tiktok is that one that goes something like "Patterson, fire a warning shot. But sir, this is an M-32 grenade launcher. Eeeeh Potato potahto, fire a warning shot."
That’s RussianBadger his vids are comedy gold
@@smithy1578 wait is that really a RussianBadger joke? I had no idea XD
0:50 i have still have 4 months before i join the army but i already have that humor xDD
I was never in the military but I used to have my grandpa make me run drills so that I would stay in shape (self-conscious high schooler) and he taught me how to put up his cot in less than a minute so that I could have it whenever he passed away, to this day I run drills and love camping in open areas with my cot, rip Angelo Sleeper/Nimsey 1969-2011 love you to till we meet again 🫡
My grandfather, who I lived with during college was in WWII and I just wait for these videos
Dude signed me up for the Air Force Air Force. I’ll take that chair all day.
More people should definitely recommend Mikeburnfire/Zach hazard story reactions
Where I'm from we have something called Cadets, it's like training you for the military and we absolutely LOVE DRILLING IN THE RAIN, IT'S THE BEST AND FUN THING EVER 15:46 it's so nice being an NCO tho 😌👌
4:33 Bro went : Bravo 6, Going Dark- John Price MW remastered
Laying in the hospital watching these videos make my days better ❤
Idk if u hear it enough or not but thank u narrator for ya service
I got home saw this was posted and said "Heheheheh let's go Narrator more military tik toks"
Its funny, i see the cot video, and my first thought was "thats the spare bed my dad brough when he pulled snow shifts for TDOT, those cots are comfy for how stupid they are to set up"
16:40
You're in the recon platoon and some non-recon platoon nco comes along.
I'm the NCO. Caffeine, nicotine, hate, and the sweet, sweet nourishment of private tears.
11:31
🤨 What was that?
🤨🤨What did you just call your dad?
🤨🤨🤨
Don't let your dad hear you say that 😂
1st Sergeant: If you get into a bar fight and you get your ass whooped, they better not know what unit you're in. However, after you beat their ass shout chaos 1-38 and get the fuxk out of there before the cops show up! Haha best safety brief ever
This is my favorite shot of nostalgia. Skål brother
I still have my cot, that thing is 4x older than me but has been perfect in every way when I needed it.
9:01
Heispeed and Loedragg, those are amazing names
“Chair force” someone salty they chose the wrong military branch 💀
As part of the mafia, I teach the right way and then the mafia way
I pray for my friend and his survival in his 2 year life in the military
@♜ ⁺𝟷𝟺𝟶𝟻𝟸𝟿𝟻𝟻𝟷𝟺𝟼 Narrator buddy, I'm not that stupid, ik this is a scam
Lol I love the sleeping analogy then later bro only brings out 1 cot 😂
He threw it back. Knight rule #473 throw it back.
As a farm boy who spends a lot of time working on equipment, I spend a lot of time on one or both knees.
That First Sergeant at the end is still gonna smoke the shit out of them later so they dont repeat his mistake. Either that or its gonna be a loooooong friday safety brief.
Nostalgic and pain at the same time 😅😅
8:15 those are the same exact cots that the Boy Scouts use at BSA camps
Narrator: 2 weeks to realize he was a civilian now.
Me: Automatic rest position 1 year after 6 days of JCLC.
So the moral of the story is don't enlist to the army, it's like being stuck in school with the world's strictest teachers working you like a dog, join the airforce and enjoy the luxury instead.
Also, pause at 13:36
My dad still doesn’t do that to this day. He has not put his hands in his pocket ever and he’s been retired from the military for like 10 years. But he was also in the military for 22 so that was a thing.
My grandfather is a retired marine and in his apartment in the living room he sleeps on a cot.