I'm so happy Everyone are liking these videos! From a Veteran myself I've got a lot more ideas for future videos even on my main channel later on so stay tuned!
Narrator: *"Does all chores perfectly, delicately, twice"* Drill Sergeant/Major: "Go sweep the ceilings, mop the guns, go cut the grass with scissors, go clean your homework, vomit in the trash, see?! so many chores undone, go dust the wheels, extra 20 laps bright n' early in the morning at 0600, get to work ladies!!"
My Grandfather was in the Second World War. I learned a lot from the stories he told me when I was young. He got a few medals and was even in the newspaper once. Sadly, he passed away back in 2010. He was an amazing man, and I miss him.
Also Had A Grandfather In WW2 Lied About His Age Before It He Was 16 Then 5 Years Later Had My Mom He Had A Purple Heart He Said His Rank Was Technical Sargent
Me too, a lot of his stories remind me of the stories my the youth group mentors (USAF) I hung out with in high school. In fact, Narrator’s stories and my former mentors’s stories are more or less the same. I’m glad I listened to their stories because it helps me keep up with Narrator’s videos
2:04 those were actually mexican soldiers. there's a lot of videos like that. they use pickup trucks with little to no protections because they do operations while going really fast, 70+mph, and because they need small vehicles because they need to go through traffic jams
"It'd be 5 o'clock and we'd be sitting there, and they'd come in and tell us to mop something" Yeah, that sounds like my upbringing. "You're not dead so you've got no excuse to be sitting around". Edit: Josh, never question a Marine and his crayons.
Hey narrator, I’ve heard multiple ways to “train” the new guys in the navy: • Microwave the glo belts/leave in the window sills • Salute all the squirrels on the base • Take your mattress to the NEX to get tagged • Grab a left handed wrench There’s more but these are my favorites
When I was new at a naval squadron, I was told to buddy up and do an echo-test into the Intake of an aircraft engine to test for structural integrity. Basically I was instructed to yell as loud as I could into the engine and my buddy had to listen for leaks. When I was new at aviation school, I was told by my rackmates (roommates) to check my bed for watertight integrity. Take a bucket of water and see if the mattress holds all the water. (incase ships take on water and the bed can act as a sponge? made sense at the time)
These always put a smile on my face. I grew up around and work with a bunch of former military guys so all of these are just the best and really reaffirm the stories I have heard. Keep 'em coming Narrator! Also, you're my favorite too and nobody can take that away from you!
I was on a field craft corse with mcr wing and I brought a pack of crayola crayons and placed it in a marine cadets tent I never found those crayons again but there was a colourful shit in the toilet PS Air Cadets Are The Best
1:52 "it's a caterpillar" I fact Josh, we call that the classic 'Tuga' (It is a portuguese word commonly used to refer to the native portuguese of Portugal), that is basically someone from Portugal doing portuguese people things lmao. I'm from Portugal and people do this things A LOT, it's very normal to go out and watch someone "turning into a caterpillar".
Narrators reaction @8:30 is PURE GOLD and 100% factual it brought me to tears.😂😂 i don’t exactly know about the army’s way of doing things but everything he’s describing the Air Force totally does as well.🤣 If you know someone in the Air Force, ask them about “casual duty” or “AFI” in relation to tech schools. Then ask them what the most BS thing they had to do was. You will NOT be disappointed.!
9:27 That's called being "Voluntold". Volunteer + Told. Don't make eye contact. Don't respond. If you can get away with it, look busy and walk away. Act like you didn't hear jack sh*t.
"Just- please don't invade us-" "Josh, any final words?" "*Gremlin giggles*" I love these guys man istg yalls videos are always on point, and manage to make any day better
6:30. Firewatch special orders. Make sure you wake Gunny up every two hours to get the Humvee keys so you can restart the engine so our radios don't die during the night
me:watches video normally josh:smoke comes out of mouth- me: looks through comments to see who else saw it- everyone: not talking abt it- me:🤨 did y'all not see that?💁🏻
1:50 that sound is called tinnitus. Ringing in ears from loudness and even stress (Anxiety included), goes away on it's own, or go to a medic if lasts too much (Normal to have it for a few days after a loud concert).
As a Swede, at 2:09 i was a bit confused bc that vehicle is a Bmp 2 Which sweden dose not opperate but as Narrator said its true they just put random flags on the screen anyways Love your content and keep it up :)
Talking about the Sargent major giving random tasks when there’s nothing to do, one thing that was told to me and I quote “Go sweep the sunshine off the sidewalk”
My dad said the navy also has weird punishments. His story is of a punishment he gave to someone who wouldn't shut up. Many years ago my dad was put in charge of a group for exercises in the morning. He said that one guy wouldn't shut up and my dad warned him a few times. Soon enough my dad got fed up with the guy and pointed to a long stone wall next to the barracks and told the guy to knock on every stone and say "Hello Mr. Gofer are you there?" And to not stop till he either got a response or was told to stop. A day and a half later the Sargent came to check up on the group and saw the guy knocking on the wall. He asked my dad who explained everything and the Sargent thought it was funny. The story makes me crack up and fits the weird punishments in the arm forces
As a veteran myself, I have been in trouble and I has to sweep the sand in Davis Monthan AFB as well as mop the rain at Port Hueneme in Cali. Not fun...would do again. Thank you @Narrator for your service.
My favorite punishment is a tie between "go find my favorite rock or stick" and " you go apologize to that tree for wasting oxygen with that dumb shit you just said"
I had a Captain in as my Platoon Leader in Basic, he was waiting for his assignment, and his favorite saying was "If it makes sense, then it is not the Army"
What is really cool is that the US Navy is working on starting up the Australian Nuclear Navy. The Aussies have been to the nuke school a couple of times to see how we are being taught
Wow man, that was so funny how you threw a fake grenade and we thought we would die and Mathew over here just died of a heart attack because he was terrified. Hilarious, best prank ever.
Exhaust sample, chemlight batteries, Boom test, Armor test, Wind sensor test, alpha November alpha lima grease. The list goes on and on and on. But I am loving the videos.
5:30 Not gunna lie I almost choked when I saw that girls face up against the back barrel of that artillery piece and for a second thought she was about to just get her upper body taken off because it would fired and recoil back.......
Ya, UA-cam you better not demonetize this video. Your Narrator make sure it’s seventh fleet helping you, because they’re always forward deployed. Josh, give me more dank clouds bro.
That's why it is important to learn to seem busy. Find what everybody in your unit is good at, and have them do the stuff, so it gets done quickly and well. Then, use that time to look busy, while relaxing (for example: sleeping under the bed, with your fingers in the springs, so it looks like you are finishing up making the bed, when someone walks in, but just be sure, somebody is close to kick you awake). I believe E4s are really good at these things.
Tinnitus. My grandfather was in WWII, (Normandy Beach, Tank Battalion, 2 Purple Hearts and a Silver Star) and would core grenades to joke with/prepare his men. He’d also toss the cored ones to get adversaries away from them in battle. I got to hold one he’d kept when I was a kid, and boy. Did we scare grandma, lololol
You need to do a military training video with the boys. Like get everyone together, go see a professional (Not a therapist...that comes after), and do the training that you had to go through! I think that'd be phenomenal!
4:26 I did this slide without gloves on a steeper incline totally not on purpose and 23 years later I still have a callused spot that was burned into place and is now permanent reminder as to why I shouldn't have leaned back.
My favorite flavor of crayon is red! But yeah whenever I didn't have a CH46E to work on I had to grab manuals and study up on everything electrical in the aircraft. I would literally drag out a job just to make the time go by. I would also go from aircraft to aircraft looking for loose or "broken" safety wires and redo them.
One time, my friend said "Whenever I'm in a humvee, my hand is always on the seatbelt, just in case a grenade lands beside me." and he still does it in regular cars.
I'm so happy Everyone are liking these videos! From a Veteran myself I've got a lot more ideas for future videos even on my main channel later on so stay tuned!
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Oh Btw thank you for your service fam!
Love these Narrator keep up the good work!
Thank you for your service.
Narrator I just passed meps today I'm doing army national guard infantry. Wish me look I ship out in a week!
New theory: Juicy is a military sleeper agent and him eating crayons is his subconscious hinting at his past training.
So he’s a marine?
@@loganpetros1037 precisely
Big goosey is the imposter
Not only does he eat crayons but he also subtly hints at wanting to fuck anything and everything, marines are quite similar from what I’ve heard
@@youtubersofthefuture7638 SUUS
I love that Narrator is laughing his ass off cause he can relate and Josh is just spaced out lol
He was smoking that’s why
@@ReadySpace5006 It's a vape not a dab pen
@@CyanMoon13 well smoke still comes out his mouth so
@@kaiheejeu I meant a vape wouldn't cause him to "space off" lol
@@CyanMoon13 oh ok, I thought u were just talking about smoke my bad
Narrator: *"Does all chores perfectly, delicately, twice"*
Drill Sergeant/Major: "Go sweep the ceilings, mop the guns, go cut the grass with scissors, go clean your homework, vomit in the trash, see?! so many chores undone, go dust the wheels, extra 20 laps bright n' early in the morning at 0600, get to work ladies!!"
The fact that I haven’t even served and immediately got ptsd because it’s reminding me of something
@@Ghostiekidsrule It reminds me of my grandma and my mother always finding new chores for me to do
It'sore true than not. This is coming from a soldier
"Go mop the toilet!" XD
The amount he was triggered by Josh asking "Do they seriously just find shit for you to do?" And I can relate so hard.
My Grandfather was in the Second World War. I learned a lot from the stories he told me when I was young. He got a few medals and was even in the newspaper once. Sadly, he passed away back in 2010. He was an amazing man, and I miss him.
Rip
Also Had A Grandfather In WW2 Lied About His Age Before It He Was 16 Then 5 Years Later Had My Mom He Had A Purple Heart He Said His Rank Was Technical Sargent
I thank him for his service
When we getting a Narrator x Shift Fire collab, seeing former veterans in one space would be neat
@RetroSplash good point
I love learning about narrators past with the military, I would watch a video of him just telling us stories about it.
Me too, a lot of his stories remind me of the stories my the youth group mentors (USAF) I hung out with in high school. In fact, Narrator’s stories and my former mentors’s stories are more or less the same.
I’m glad I listened to their stories because it helps me keep up with Narrator’s videos
So no one is gonna talk about how stoned josh looks. Look how glossy his eyes are 5:07
he does have a hooka bong in his basement
Hes not, He just finished crying because his dad was beating him, we all need to help him
Did you not see him smoke around the 4:25 mark ish
I mean he does vape, I think unless he smokes idk
@@BLIZZARD420 its 4:10
2:04 those were actually mexican soldiers. there's a lot of videos like that. they use pickup trucks with little to no protections because they do operations while going really fast, 70+mph, and because they need small vehicles because they need to go through traffic jams
We thank you for your service narrator!! And keep up the amazing content!😁
"It'd be 5 o'clock and we'd be sitting there, and they'd come in and tell us to mop something"
Yeah, that sounds like my upbringing. "You're not dead so you've got no excuse to be sitting around".
Edit: Josh, never question a Marine and his crayons.
So in other words don’t question juicy
Hey narrator, I’ve heard multiple ways to “train” the new guys in the navy:
• Microwave the glo belts/leave in the window sills
• Salute all the squirrels on the base
• Take your mattress to the NEX to get tagged
• Grab a left handed wrench
There’s more but these are my favorites
When I was new at a naval squadron, I was told to buddy up and do an echo-test into the Intake of an aircraft engine to test for structural integrity. Basically I was instructed to yell as loud as I could into the engine and my buddy had to listen for leaks.
When I was new at aviation school, I was told by my rackmates (roommates) to check my bed for watertight integrity. Take a bucket of water and see if the mattress holds all the water. (incase ships take on water and the bed can act as a sponge? made sense at the time)
These always put a smile on my face. I grew up around and work with a bunch of former military guys so all of these are just the best and really reaffirm the stories I have heard. Keep 'em coming Narrator! Also, you're my favorite too and nobody can take that away from you!
ACOG = Advanced Combat Optical Gun Sight ❌
Josh: That's a Hot dog
I can agree with the marines eating crayons. There was a royal marine cadet at a music camp and he got named crayon for the rest of the week
I was on a field craft corse with mcr wing and I brought a pack of crayola crayons and placed it in a marine cadets tent
I never found those crayons again but there was a colourful shit in the toilet
PS
Air Cadets Are The Best
@@stephendowdican7589 no army cadets are better
0:22 is what got me that pose just strikes "Freedom"
So what did this video teach us today? Juicy isn’t just the loveable crackhead we’ve all come to love. He is in fact, actually, a marine. 😂
“I bet if there was oil on the tires they’d fix it up” 😂 I’m dead.
Even if josh doesn’t fully appreciate these memes I do, I hope these continue =)
10:40, I figured the military would have Kevlar run flats or some shit. That tire just looks like an exploded hot-pocket doused in oil.
Not everything has run flats
@@nomad2629 that's why I said "would have".
Narrator, you're amazing. From the voices to the hilarious one liners. Please do the more youtubes
1:52 "it's a caterpillar"
I fact Josh, we call that the classic 'Tuga' (It is a portuguese word commonly used to refer to the native portuguese of Portugal), that is basically someone from Portugal doing portuguese people things lmao.
I'm from Portugal and people do this things A LOT, it's very normal to go out and watch someone "turning into a caterpillar".
Waiting to see Juicy’s reactions.
4:09 when the hell did he get the time to smoke
That’s a vape not zigorette
@@und3adultra9 ohhhhhhh what's a vape
@@und3adultra9 yeah but still
@@pariscrowe2021 different version of cigarettes
@@Vlorbmik narrator’s editor probably cut it out
Narrator,
As a fellow vet myself, I’m glad you’re showing literally everyone military memes. The most underrated content that everyone needs! 🔥🔥🔥
Narrators reaction @8:30 is PURE GOLD and 100% factual it brought me to tears.😂😂 i don’t exactly know about the army’s way of doing things but everything he’s describing the Air Force totally does as well.🤣 If you know someone in the Air Force, ask them about “casual duty” or “AFI” in relation to tech schools. Then ask them what the most BS thing they had to do was. You will NOT be disappointed.!
9:27 That's called being "Voluntold". Volunteer + Told.
Don't make eye contact.
Don't respond.
If you can get away with it, look busy and walk away.
Act like you didn't hear jack sh*t.
This is what I was waiting for. Makes my day. Love your videos.
"Just- please don't invade us-"
"Josh, any final words?"
"*Gremlin giggles*"
I love these guys man istg yalls videos are always on point, and manage to make any day better
Narrators reaction to joshes question has me laughing my ass off. 8:28
The pain in his voice as well, Narrator has seen those dirty toilets and they're just as traumatic as war itself
9:59 The boys have found the reason why Narrator has to do something before recording
I was in for 5 years and only sergeant for a day because I shammed so well, but lead without rank, just common sense avoiding the higher. 😂❤ 10:15
4:08 first time I've seen Josh smoke. He's doing it like a pro
Same
Juicy dose it too
At 8:25 Narrator embodies the phrase I learned in the Air Force when no jets were going up or coming in. SHUT UP AND COLOR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Narrator I'm very proud of you for growing so much in views and subscribertions
YES! These are just so goofy! Thanks boys lol 😆
Dose of memories, thank you sir! So funny watching Josh just completely lost in the sauce
6:30. Firewatch special orders. Make sure you wake Gunny up every two hours to get the Humvee keys so you can restart the engine so our radios don't die during the night
Hell yea I love these vids
The lawn cutting one sent me 😂😂😂 now I see where my former military uncle got such creative punishments
me:watches video normally
josh:smoke comes out of mouth-
me: looks through comments to see who else saw it-
everyone: not talking abt it-
me:🤨 did y'all not see that?💁🏻
I mean, Josh has vaped on multiple videos at this point. 🤷🏼♀️
Yup we did i did the same thing as you 😂😂😂
Me doing the same thing then I find this
Narrator: " I'll throw the grade into oncoming traffic " got me weezing straight up suffocating from lack of air
You need to make this a full blown series, where you react to random military TikToks and other short military videos.
1:50 that sound is called tinnitus. Ringing in ears from loudness and even stress (Anxiety included), goes away on it's own, or go to a medic if lasts too much (Normal to have it for a few days after a loud concert).
As a Swede, at 2:09 i was a bit confused bc that vehicle is a Bmp 2 Which sweden dose not opperate but as Narrator said its true they just put random flags on the screen anyways Love your content and keep it up :)
Talking about the Sargent major giving random tasks when there’s nothing to do, one thing that was told to me and I quote “Go sweep the sunshine off the sidewalk”
we need to get narrator more subscribers! he I way too freakin wholesome and handsome to be single and have this many subscribers❤
My dad said the navy also has weird punishments. His story is of a punishment he gave to someone who wouldn't shut up. Many years ago my dad was put in charge of a group for exercises in the morning. He said that one guy wouldn't shut up and my dad warned him a few times. Soon enough my dad got fed up with the guy and pointed to a long stone wall next to the barracks and told the guy to knock on every stone and say "Hello Mr. Gofer are you there?" And to not stop till he either got a response or was told to stop. A day and a half later the Sargent came to check up on the group and saw the guy knocking on the wall. He asked my dad who explained everything and the Sargent thought it was funny. The story makes me crack up and fits the weird punishments in the arm forces
3:36.
Bruh I thought it was ACOG not A.C.O.G am I wrong?
3:45 That "What?" from Narrator, I felt that in my soul. Hahaha. I think JoshDub suffered a brain fart.
Narrator: *tries to hype up the American military*
Josh: *quickly realizing the American military is a circus full of clowns*
Their just fucking around lol
That makes the US Military even scarier.😂
As a veteran myself, I have been in trouble and I has to sweep the sand in Davis Monthan AFB as well as mop the rain at Port Hueneme in Cali. Not fun...would do again. Thank you @Narrator for your service.
Damn i didn't know Josh vaped 1:11
IKRRR
4:55 WHEN HE SWITCHED UP SO FAST THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL
I just love that josh just casually lets out a fat rip on a vape
My favorite punishment is a tie between "go find my favorite rock or stick" and " you go apologize to that tree for wasting oxygen with that dumb shit you just said"
Narrator: YES !! 🗣️EVERY 🗣️ FUCKIN 🗣️ DAYS 🗣️ !!
Josh: *just in shock* 👀💦
(time: 7:48) that's was so funny😂
Can't you workout, spar, or even practice firearm proficiency?
0:33 why get a battering ram when you can have king minos jr. over her dropkick like his father
8:50
Lol guess I die
One of my teachers used to be in the army and as a punishment he had to polish rocks with a toothbrush 😂
Yo
Good job being first
I guess I’m first 🙂
Wsp
I had a Captain in as my Platoon Leader in Basic, he was waiting for his assignment, and his favorite saying was "If it makes sense, then it is not the Army"
“I can’t wait to be liberated” that’s what she said
What is really cool is that the US Navy is working on starting up the Australian Nuclear Navy. The Aussies have been to the nuke school a couple of times to see how we are being taught
Congrats on 300k thank you for your service I have 2 members of my family who are military one is 96 other is 67 I love both of them
Congrats on 300k subs love the content all the time. Keep up the good work
Watching a marine jumping up and down with a 55 gallon bag trying to get an exhaust sample on the flight deck is still one of my best memories. Lol.
Lol loving the military memes 🤣 always funny. Thanks Narrador
HAHAHHAHAHH 😂 when they where watching the one with “THATS MY BOY” the second time you can see narrator lip syncing “thats my boy”
Wow man, that was so funny how you threw a fake grenade and we thought we would die and Mathew over here just died of a heart attack because he was terrified. Hilarious, best prank ever.
2:48 I heard "battle buddy" in a weird voice and I died.
Exhaust sample, chemlight batteries, Boom test, Armor test, Wind sensor test, alpha November alpha lima grease. The list goes on and on and on. But I am loving the videos.
Sailors wipe the same spot everyday just to say they're cleaning lol
Okay the "boom test" got me 🤣. Another good one is a prickE-5,6,7,8, and 9 if you got a cool SGM
4:08
The smoke somehow made josh bump his looks from an 8 to a 10 straight away 🤣
You know how to tell someone has been in the military?
They will tell you. All the time. Constantly. Forever.
5:30 Not gunna lie I almost choked when I saw that girls face up against the back barrel of that artillery piece and for a second thought she was about to just get her upper body taken off because it would fired and recoil back.......
Ya, UA-cam you better not demonetize this video. Your Narrator make sure it’s seventh fleet helping you, because they’re always forward deployed. Josh, give me more dank clouds bro.
Your next mission: Get Juicy into this
That's why it is important to learn to seem busy. Find what everybody in your unit is good at, and have them do the stuff, so it gets done quickly and well. Then, use that time to look busy, while relaxing (for example: sleeping under the bed, with your fingers in the springs, so it looks like you are finishing up making the bed, when someone walks in, but just be sure, somebody is close to kick you awake).
I believe E4s are really good at these things.
Tinnitus. My grandfather was in WWII, (Normandy Beach, Tank Battalion, 2 Purple Hearts and a Silver Star) and would core grenades to joke with/prepare his men. He’d also toss the cored ones to get adversaries away from them in battle. I got to hold one he’d kept when I was a kid, and boy. Did we scare grandma, lololol
You need to do a military training video with the boys. Like get everyone together, go see a professional (Not a therapist...that comes after), and do the training that you had to go through! I think that'd be phenomenal!
YOO! He Str8 Drop Kicked the Door🤣😂🤣🎯
I forgot all about this vid!! 👏👏
Oh man the pranks 😂I remember working in the dfac and one of the NCOs telling a new airman to bring them a can of dehydrated water
0:45 talking shit about me?! 😂
Love Joshes nervous laugh right at the end 😆
The beauty of Narrator laughing and explaining american bullshit and Josh staring in confusion is amazing.
4:26 I did this slide without gloves on a steeper incline totally not on purpose and 23 years later I still have a callused spot that was burned into place and is now permanent reminder as to why I shouldn't have leaned back.
Well, Josh, thanks for setting mine off at 1:41
Team Gosh is the best duo on UA-cam
As someone in the military right now I love these videos. These are so accurate 😂
Josh:I CANT WAIT TO BE LIBBERATED
narrator:YES JOSH FEEL THE FREEDOM
I love how he immediately admitted to hazing or as the military says it "extra discipline training"
Narrator you need to do military tik toks every week. Even if you run out of Boys to do them with. These are hilarious
Don’t forget the E4 mafia😂
a joke that people in the navy use is to ask new pilots where the keys were for their jet (there are no keys)
My favorite flavor of crayon is red! But yeah whenever I didn't have a CH46E to work on I had to grab manuals and study up on everything electrical in the aircraft. I would literally drag out a job just to make the time go by. I would also go from aircraft to aircraft looking for loose or "broken" safety wires and redo them.
One time, my friend said "Whenever I'm in a humvee, my hand is always on the seatbelt, just in case a grenade lands beside me." and he still does it in regular cars.