RED Team's Euro Trip - Part 1

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  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST  4 роки тому +2195

    Due music copyright claims this part 6:19 was removed.
    I've uploaded a backup of this moment on Google Drive:
    drive.google.com/file/d/17Xcrr3IQHV5lOq9QmcCiZysh3-0AYA9F/view
    I remade English subtitles, but the community subtitles are now shifted.

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 роки тому +6463

    Every time, I think: “how could he possibly surpass the last one?”, and every time, he does

    • @anarchodecepticommunist
      @anarchodecepticommunist 4 роки тому +152

      it doesnt even matter in what order you watch them, i could watch the first one and be like "oh this absolutely surpassing the last one, peak comedy" then watch the next and go absolutely hogwild. these vids are just endlessly good, forever

    • @uncle3127
      @uncle3127 4 роки тому +60

      i died when the medic conga’d out of the train

    • @arthurvaney6166
      @arthurvaney6166 4 роки тому +18

      Me i ask every time what idee he could have and how its turn into a master piece

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 4 роки тому +11

      TRAIN ON THE WATER

    • @an6n505
      @an6n505 4 роки тому +5

      This man make the best tf2/ funniest tf2 videos I’ve ever seen

  • @rodent5431
    @rodent5431 4 роки тому +525

    The three defining sounds of Demoman are:
    *burp*
    HOOH
    and æugh

  • @that_pigdude8395
    @that_pigdude8395 4 роки тому +1466

    Just noticed during the Engineer's fishing scene, the ending of Casual Misadventures is happening in the background.

    • @danielamune9803
      @danielamune9803 4 роки тому +59

      Nice catch. No pun intended

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 роки тому +81

      He always has these continuity nods in his videos, and that's one of the reasons why I love them.

    • @cozmicgamer585
      @cozmicgamer585 4 роки тому +5

      @Артур Коптев true

    • @Strikker1918BAR
      @Strikker1918BAR 4 роки тому +3

      @Артур Коптев and that is a fact

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 4 роки тому +1

      Артур Коптев D A

  • @konyalkorgoz413
    @konyalkorgoz413 2 роки тому +154

    4:47 That detail when demoman explodes, there is 2 sticky balls and a rocket coming out of him.

  • @FireKingsFrag
    @FireKingsFrag 4 роки тому +905

    I’m stealing that quote: “we only have two speeds, fast, and faster.”

    • @LunicornSZRK
      @LunicornSZRK 4 роки тому +17

      It's already a reference you know 😂

    • @danwithaplan3742
      @danwithaplan3742 4 роки тому +21

      Still not fast enough. Ludicrous speed or bust!

    • @joshuarobinson8529
      @joshuarobinson8529 4 роки тому +17

      RWBY train scene:
      Me: Scanning the brakes on that train... looks like they've been cut.
      Ruby: What does that mean?
      Me: It means that when that convoy hits the tracks, it's only gonna have one or two speeds: Fast, and possibly even Faster.

    • @stefan-x9g
      @stefan-x9g 4 роки тому +1

      Robux is a mistery created by H

    • @joshuarobinson8529
      @joshuarobinson8529 4 роки тому +3

      @@stefan-x9g I said RWBY.
      Robux is a virtual currency.
      RWBY is an animated series.

  • @bookyrune8535
    @bookyrune8535 4 роки тому +2221

    Me, a train enthusiast:
    Trains run on rails and dont have steering wheels-
    STBlackST:
    t r a i n d r i f t

  • @ramenrat4147
    @ramenrat4147 4 роки тому +338

    Scout: Za Bonko
    Soldier: Worse Boot
    Spy: Crazy Backstab

  • @arakemi1080
    @arakemi1080 4 роки тому +156

    Soldier: Merasmus? Are you hearing me?
    Merasmus: *nope*
    I relate to this, a lot.

  • @tophatproduction2363
    @tophatproduction2363 4 роки тому +331

    Scout: im gonna watch hentai
    Later: **SCOUT WATCHES HOTDOGS**

    • @aa2748
      @aa2748 4 роки тому +19

      Turn on the subtitles dude xD

    • @Ace-jr9wd
      @Ace-jr9wd 4 роки тому +2

      I now know the Truth

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 4 роки тому +4

      hatty hattyngton food porn?
      Dear lord....

    • @haloman4220
      @haloman4220 4 роки тому +3

      Them buns looked hella thiccc tho

    • @valentds
      @valentds 4 роки тому +1

      well, hot dogs in open toasts

  • @patricklavoie5413
    @patricklavoie5413 4 роки тому +396

    "spy you know this location, let's get drunk!"
    "Yay!"
    Funniest sh*t I've ever seen

  • @cravethebrave7539
    @cravethebrave7539 2 роки тому +204

    2:08 that mini crit part was absolutely perfect

  • @zekmoly6064
    @zekmoly6064 4 роки тому +435

    2020 cant get any worse
    2020: *De javu train*

    • @communismoclock9958
      @communismoclock9958 4 роки тому +12

      it got better.

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 роки тому +5

      Or just “Initial D. Train” because not everything needs to be called after that one song.

    • @merk-o-frik8394
      @merk-o-frik8394 4 роки тому +2

      @@FestiveRocket train86, i guess

    • @Positroni
      @Positroni 4 роки тому +1

      Densha de D is nearly 10 years old now, although can't do multi-track drifting without tracks :P

    • @krzysztof7374
      @krzysztof7374 4 роки тому +2

      Love train

  • @MrSnort
    @MrSnort 4 роки тому +811

    Soldier: "Spy, you know this location. Let's get drunk!"
    Spy: "YeY!"
    *High five!*
    That's some major bromance right there.
    Is nice.

    • @averybishopmartin6964
      @averybishopmartin6964 4 роки тому +33

      Spy did call soldier his brother from another mother.

    • @gojira4life
      @gojira4life 4 роки тому +15

      @@averybishopmartin6964 And Demoman is his SEXY brother from another mother.

    • @justalamp4026
      @justalamp4026 4 роки тому +2

      I bother to look at the comments when I was still watching the video and this scene literally started right when I started reading it

    • @codename.fox1120
      @codename.fox1120 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @ruv5953
      @ruv5953 4 роки тому +2

      That one beer was SeXelEnT

  • @commanderaegis3201
    @commanderaegis3201 4 роки тому +751

    engi: we only got two speed: fast and faster
    *intial D intensifies*

    • @ivanmartin5505
      @ivanmartin5505 4 роки тому +7

      The evolution of initial D XD

    • @neppedhazama
      @neppedhazama 4 роки тому +9

      Paid for the whole speedometer. He's gonna use the whole thing

    • @deluxemender1214
      @deluxemender1214 4 роки тому +4

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

    • @cool_waffle8492
      @cool_waffle8492 4 роки тому +2

      D e j a v u

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      @@ivanmartin5505 does cause asian language turned into american popular to speaking

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 4 роки тому +345

    1:43 best ringtone ever
    6:17 rip epic drifting scene

    • @jijina_25
      @jijina_25 3 роки тому +5

      Lo necesito ahora mismo 😂😂😂

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 3 роки тому +5

      @@jijina_25 aún lo puedes ver, el creador puso un clip de la parte quitada en un Comentario clavado

    • @jijina_25
      @jijina_25 3 роки тому +2

      @@Brian-tn4cd me refiero al tono de alarma

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 3 роки тому +5

      I know that some reaction channels still have the og footage

    • @MrRhombus
      @MrRhombus 3 роки тому

      Y’know song name?

  • @LesterJA
    @LesterJA 4 роки тому +396

    Old man calls and turns out to be soldier’s dad
    Me: Remember son, dying is gay

    • @heavyhghaveadream8617
      @heavyhghaveadream8617 4 роки тому +8

      Soldier s farther

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 роки тому +2

      haha, yeah *_cries_*

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats 4 роки тому +1

      Looks like reference to based on this "Giorno just want to be g*y" joke.
      The way i see this, bois.
      👇👌, it's Wednesday 2am, I'm going to search beans in dark alley with ma hommies, but there's demons from *OUR* night paralysis. *Ameno* 🙏

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      @@heavyhghaveadream8617 spy sap sentry can get too much stand

  • @hiru88888
    @hiru88888 4 роки тому +6397

    Whatever you’re smoking, keep using it.

  • @cheesy931
    @cheesy931 4 роки тому +746

    Anime: we got cars drift
    Stblackst: *TRAINS DRIFTING INTENSIFIES*

  • @stormreach1234
    @stormreach1234 4 роки тому +66

    Spy's "What the hell" in every one of these videos has to be the most sane bit

  • @randizer
    @randizer 4 роки тому +508

    The quality has gotten seriously better. I'm liking these new SFM parts.

    • @LEDmatrix
      @LEDmatrix 4 роки тому +6

      IKR! I'm admiring how he does these so fluidly. I've recently made a short intro sequence in SFM and it took me hours for a 20sec clip. Mad respects.

    • @desfannatanael9257
      @desfannatanael9257 4 роки тому +1

      This isn't even a SFM right? Hes using gmod. Or both?

    • @milk6889
      @milk6889 4 роки тому +5

      @@desfannatanael9257 both

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 4 роки тому +1

      I'm glad he never went full SFM because SFM does 90% of the animation for you and as a result it all looks the fucking same. Gmod is essentially stop-motion, which results in it having a lot of personal character to it, with every Gmod content creator having a distinct and easily identifiable style

  • @Van_Guardiann7
    @Van_Guardiann7 4 роки тому +179

    “Ah, Paris. How close is that to Germany?” *Erika starts playing as you hear tanks in the distance*

    • @anfbiagent6895
      @anfbiagent6895 4 роки тому +4

      You Forgot The Angry Man With A Mustache With His Italian And Japanese Friends

    • @bmb0053
      @bmb0053 4 роки тому

      Paris? It is Germany.

    • @Dark_Knight101
      @Dark_Knight101 4 роки тому

      *Ghost division intensives*

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima 4 роки тому +255

    "we only got two speeds: fast and faster!"
    "What-"
    "Yeeehaw!"

    • @boko1564
      @boko1564 4 роки тому +1

      That part got me too.

    • @3ls691
      @3ls691 4 роки тому +1

      5:12

    • @GyaruRespecter
      @GyaruRespecter 4 роки тому +1

      Two speeds:
      Fast
      *Way Too Fast*

    • @Momo_Kawashima
      @Momo_Kawashima 4 роки тому +2

      @@GyaruRespecter we forgot the special stand Making Bacon, that allows you to drift with a steam locomotive with no tracks

  • @yonyii33
    @yonyii33 4 роки тому +46

    Spy: ohh soldier! My brother from another mother! 😂

  • @matthewberwick8566
    @matthewberwick8566 4 роки тому +718

    STBlackST seasons:
    Season 1: the invasion of the space cakes.
    Season 2: the attack of the evil baguette.
    Season 3: the return of the space cakes.
    Season 4: Red soldier tries to make a JoJo intro.

    • @saming2998
      @saming2998 4 роки тому +10

      he makes two

    • @daniellee4807
      @daniellee4807 4 роки тому +7

      @@saming2998 *There is another* 😂😂😂

    • @SyntaxTsundere
      @SyntaxTsundere 4 роки тому +9

      Season 3 also kinda ended in the redemption of the baguette.

    • @lose_umi1811
      @lose_umi1811 4 роки тому +3

      This is getting out of hand, now there’s two of them

    • @Masztufa
      @Masztufa 4 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure it's the beginning of the second season (of the american boot canon)
      First one started with everyday routine (or maybe before that, but i think that's a decent origin story) and ended with "endless unusual troubles" (because the last 2 were a joke on infinite war and endgame)

  • @Mar_Marine
    @Mar_Marine 4 роки тому +285

    “You know this location. Let’s get drunk.”

  • @Daniel-ef1mw
    @Daniel-ef1mw 4 роки тому +179

    I always knew Soldier is the main character in almost everything because he has good personality and voice. Thank you Rick May for serving alongside. I salute you.

  • @shockinwave
    @shockinwave 4 роки тому +24

    “I’m gonna lay you out!”
    *incoherent screaming*
    RIP train drifting

  • @MR.LMR1996
    @MR.LMR1996 4 роки тому +361

    Stand User: Time-Bending Scout
    Stand Name: ZA CLOCK

    • @dakotaraptor5918
      @dakotaraptor5918 4 роки тому +16

      Stand User: Red Solider
      Stand Name: American Boot
      (as seen in soldiers bizarre adventure)

    • @Ambu570
      @Ambu570 4 роки тому +5

      mora like Za warubonk

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 роки тому +5

      Top 10 most powerful anime characters:
      No. 1: Scout from STBlackST.

    • @sandsman7761
      @sandsman7761 4 роки тому

      More like bonk time

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 4 роки тому +5

      Stand User: Baguette Master Spy
      Stand Name: Baguette Bucket

  • @Dani751PL
    @Dani751PL 4 роки тому +283

    Soldier: "Spy you know this Location. LETS GET DRUNK"
    Me: Yes

  • @steparsteparest1121
    @steparsteparest1121 4 роки тому +357

    "Heavy update is canceled"
    God damn it, why do you have to foreshadow things like that

    • @noviammapping8226
      @noviammapping8226 4 роки тому +24

      Well valve needs to concentrate on Hentai puzzles from now on

    • @404_dedelim8
      @404_dedelim8 4 роки тому +6

      Hot dogs

    • @IanMalcolm99
      @IanMalcolm99 4 роки тому +6

      don't worry, now that its in the video, the heavy update will be released so people can go to the comments and go "UHM ACKTUALLY IT ISN'T CANCELLED DUMBASS"
      please valve, please

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      train capsule idea was scrapped by electrogravity hover flying car engine

  • @rooshovhannes7592
    @rooshovhannes7592 4 роки тому +33

    5:25 "Top Shelf!" "Indeed!"

  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST  4 роки тому +5317

    Hello boys! The first part of this splendid adventure is out!
    You can also rate this on steam:
    steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2081848816
    Stay safe!

  • @thearmierscout
    @thearmierscout 4 роки тому +170

    The father of Soldier:''Son always remember, dying is gay.".

    • @kellyperez7599
      @kellyperez7599 4 роки тому +6

      TheArmierScout that’s why he isn’t dead

  • @zacharycabanie3030
    @zacharycabanie3030 4 роки тому +251

    STBlackST: **Uploads a new video**
    Everyone: *_Is nice_*

  • @snipewar4828
    @snipewar4828 4 роки тому +21

    5:49 - My favorite part out of this entire thing

  • @Shootyshoot-ls3xj
    @Shootyshoot-ls3xj 4 роки тому +215

    Other tf2 animators: ehh funny I guess
    Stblackst: hah more like stcrackst

    • @gna5687
      @gna5687 4 роки тому +5

      Idk why but i belive this will have more than 100 likes later lmao

    • @foxfox8739
      @foxfox8739 4 роки тому +2

      I would like it, but it's at 69.

    • @arthuuuuuuu
      @arthuuuuuuu 4 роки тому

      St *crap* St

  • @riot_crossfire8454
    @riot_crossfire8454 4 роки тому +670

    Bill Gates: "it's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years."

  • @mpg01
    @mpg01 4 роки тому +188

    Spy, Scout, and American Boot: **exist**
    Me: "Why is it that when something happens, it is always you three?"

  • @DarkSl8yer509
    @DarkSl8yer509 4 роки тому +18

    Friend: I had a dream about my crush last night
    My dream: 3:04

  • @sadamsrebell
    @sadamsrebell 4 роки тому +299

    Me: *watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure*
    Also me: Is that an Unusual Troubles™ reference?

  • @NemunemuX
    @NemunemuX 4 роки тому +464

    ME: How many reference you put in this video ?
    STBlackST
    : *YES*

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 4 роки тому +647

    I’m pretty sure that this entire series is basically what Heavy experiences while he’s taking cocaine

  • @mranderson5706
    @mranderson5706 3 роки тому +148

    Interesting: has someone scanned QR on BSOD in soldiers day off?

    • @ardensediri80
      @ardensediri80 3 роки тому +7

      Yes. That's why I'm here.

    • @fancycousin1
      @fancycousin1 3 роки тому +11

      I thought the QR code would redirect to the “you’re ugly” engineer tbh

    • @Kuraimizu9152
      @Kuraimizu9152 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @petratenjoyer
      @petratenjoyer 3 роки тому +1

      I was getting ready for rickroll

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 роки тому +3

      Yes. It leads here.

  • @zakerzel
    @zakerzel 4 роки тому +139

    Soldier: "Damn it, sniper! Stop drinking piss!"
    Sniper: "Nah" *proceed to do an intense drinking*

    • @alexandnachoyt3001
      @alexandnachoyt3001 4 роки тому +3

      Giorno: *so its the same stand type as Golden experience*

  • @swagzagoon2596
    @swagzagoon2596 4 роки тому +215

    ST: "This is a video."
    Me: "Dear god..."
    (Sees To be continued)
    St: "Theres more."
    Me: "No!"

  • @chestbox9467
    @chestbox9467 4 роки тому +796

    "Come with me to Germany"
    *goes to Paris*

    • @dumblenutz5561
      @dumblenutz5561 4 роки тому +37

      its to be continued

    • @JoJo-kd6nz
      @JoJo-kd6nz 4 роки тому +38

      I cant wait for the next bit cuz i live in Germany an- wait... Why do i hear a train?

    • @LeatherKorran1989
      @LeatherKorran1989 4 роки тому +8

      europe cruzaders

    • @sebken8528
      @sebken8528 4 роки тому +2

      @@JoJo-kd6nz stblackst needs to make that soldier visits the airbase ore something would be funny

    • @pk3463
      @pk3463 4 роки тому +1

      @@JoJo-kd6nz AU!!! I thing you have big troble now good luck maggot Haa hahahaha

  • @darkxaur
    @darkxaur 3 роки тому +32

    4:43 - Thus perished the shortest lived TF2 freak in history.

  • @Ayham4002
    @Ayham4002 4 роки тому +1005

    Everyone: is sad during lockdown
    STBlackST: *uploads*
    Everyone: happiness noises

    • @ViceMightBeTaken
      @ViceMightBeTaken 4 роки тому +2

      im driving all the time so im not sad
      and I'm outside alot

    • @thenorthstarsamurai
      @thenorthstarsamurai 4 роки тому +7

      some idiot is commenting on my videos and whining about stuff because i just made a joke about people who makes edits and type thanks and he won't stop
      this might be the only thing that will make me happy today

    • @MINOMBREESJOHNMARSTON
      @MINOMBREESJOHNMARSTON 4 роки тому +1

      Reddit

    • @yesimrealhuman4245
      @yesimrealhuman4245 4 роки тому +4

      hapainis noises

    • @kinwom2901
      @kinwom2901 4 роки тому +1

      That is a very good video

  • @Dwarvious
    @Dwarvious 4 роки тому +136

    Soldier: "Let's get drunk!"
    Spy : "YAAY"
    Cracked me up xD

  • @alteito
    @alteito 4 роки тому +222

    "I am home alone. I'm goint to watch hentai"
    I can imagine the actual scout's VA saying that.

  • @skinsarentskill259
    @skinsarentskill259 4 роки тому +6

    "Oh, Soldier ! My brother from another mother ! I have cocaine !"
    Best quote.

  • @thelivingcactus9348
    @thelivingcactus9348 4 роки тому +705

    1:00 Ah yes, I do love to watch Soldier’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: VAC is breakable

    • @pokecat2736
      @pokecat2736 4 роки тому +16

      WAs tHaT a JojOs ReFRenCe

    • @captinrex2261
      @captinrex2261 4 роки тому +18

      Ash H. No it’s a SOSO reference.

    • @Darkboi69420
      @Darkboi69420 4 роки тому +10

      This is part 2

    • @Madcat56
      @Madcat56 4 роки тому +5

      isn't that just bots lol? VAC doesn't do anything

    • @darkk2753
      @darkk2753 4 роки тому +4

      Good stuff is unbreakable

  • @LEDmatrix
    @LEDmatrix 4 роки тому +208

    That coffin dance scene was perfection. Caught me really off-guard lol

    • @kingpekka115
      @kingpekka115 4 роки тому +1

      I agree.

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 роки тому

      I wish he used the actual song instead of a cover but it was still great

    • @cocoon2668
      @cocoon2668 4 роки тому

      What is the name of the song in this scene?

    • @user-de2dl7sb4f
      @user-de2dl7sb4f 4 роки тому +1

      @@lemex27gamesnshit to avoid copyright

    • @timothyparham5064
      @timothyparham5064 4 роки тому

      That was legit the highlight of the video for me.

  • @KhakiCap
    @KhakiCap 4 роки тому +374

    User: Scout
    Stand: "Roundabout"
    User: Demoman
    Stand: "Astronomia"

  • @gibbythebutler
    @gibbythebutler 4 роки тому +3

    Your time and dedication to this is very much appreciated and it keeps me entertained during these times so please take care and keep up the good work 👍

  • @ravingPyrotechnician
    @ravingPyrotechnician 4 роки тому +261

    7:05 i just noticed Medic hanging on for dear life

  • @CoreRealm
    @CoreRealm 4 роки тому +179

    Basically everytime something wrong
    It's just soldier watching a show

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 4 роки тому +152

    "Heavy update is canceled!"
    Me: I prefer the real news.
    "Volvo will be concentrating on hentai puzzles from now on."
    Me: Perfection.

  • @justayoutuber1445
    @justayoutuber1445 3 роки тому +3

    Scout:i am home alone TIME TO WATCH HENTAI *TYPES REALLY FAST*
    soldier:hello sco- may I join u.

  • @SkilledNub
    @SkilledNub 4 роки тому +444

    It wouldn't be STblackST without a highly controversial sex joke and a highly controversial drugs joke in the video.

    • @lasressi8331
      @lasressi8331 4 роки тому +16

      How is this controversial?

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 4 роки тому +13

      (Eyes wide open) DruGS anD SeX in the same scene 😲

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +1

      And music

    • @c_y_a_9081
      @c_y_a_9081 4 роки тому +6

      I wouldn’t be a STBlackST video without a jojo reference...

    • @kamilkamilos9861
      @kamilkamilos9861 4 роки тому +2

      Wouldn't be STblackST without using funeral dance meme XD

  • @bocodamondo
    @bocodamondo 4 роки тому +789

    spycrabs listening to crabrave is the most adorable thing i saw this week

  • @ObsidianAnimation2112
    @ObsidianAnimation2112 4 роки тому +282

    0:45
    Me: *will I have nothing else to do*
    History: _NO NOT AGAIN_

  • @wooperman7
    @wooperman7 3 роки тому +6

    Characters
    Soilder: the idiot
    Scout: the teenager
    Spy: the French snorter, also has a bit of common sense
    Medic: the drug dealer
    Heavy: is nice
    Demo man: the drunken man
    Sniper: p i s s
    Miss Pauling: power beyond our imagination
    Merasmus: an escaped felon who just wants to die

  • @Stormtrooper660
    @Stormtrooper660 4 роки тому +114

    *7:30*
    *Did not think he was gonna put this coffin meme into a video he made*

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 4 роки тому +4

      SILVΞRDЯΛGØИ
      I completely expected this and I wasn’t disappointed in the slightest.

    • @alexejvecera6317
      @alexejvecera6317 4 роки тому +7

      We need a full version

    • @thunderstar7682
      @thunderstar7682 4 роки тому +3

      The dude actually hit us with the meme

  • @robinng9326
    @robinng9326 4 роки тому +129

    Train spy: I survive
    Coffin dance meme: oh i don't think so

    • @kaheleloo9271
      @kaheleloo9271 4 роки тому

      Reports say that the coffin dancers showing up next to you if you are close to death

  • @jorell_lucena
    @jorell_lucena 4 роки тому +357

    Nobody:
    STBlackST:uploads
    Everyone: *_impossible..._*

    • @KilerMansters
      @KilerMansters 4 роки тому

      @Vaquaizeon
      *Yare yare daze*

    • @opty1015
      @opty1015 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 роки тому

      This is a “To Be Continued” so the archives are definitely incomplete

    • @emilcfcf
      @emilcfcf 4 роки тому

      Person: about to forget this channel
      STblackST: oooh I wont let you go

  • @peckyypoo.
    @peckyypoo. 2 роки тому +2

    2:25
    This Song Was Also Used In WTFuture By Edd Gould

  • @zanwrightmfwr756
    @zanwrightmfwr756 4 роки тому +256

    Me rewatching the whole soldier's unusual troubles:
    Is this the afterlife?

  • @jostgar
    @jostgar 4 роки тому +337

    High quality shitposts from STblackST, as usual

    • @codex3019
      @codex3019 4 роки тому +11

      Usual shitpost adventures

    • @wingponymedic2360
      @wingponymedic2360 4 роки тому +1

      lol, this is too much effort for a shitpost XD but i see what you mean

    • @jostgar
      @jostgar 4 роки тому +1

      @@wingponymedic2360 Shitpost doesn't mean it's shit. It's means filled with random memes with no context whatsoever

    • @wingponymedic2360
      @wingponymedic2360 4 роки тому +1

      @@jostgar well with unusual troubles they are all connected. does it still count as a shitpost if all the shitposts make a legitimate story?

    • @jostgar
      @jostgar 4 роки тому +1

      @@wingponymedic2360 We could probably argue about that for a long time. But the fact is every single unusual troubles has tons of references and jokes/memes that have no coorelation with the story. Without these the story would still make perfect sense. So i guess you could call it a shitposty story? Lol

  • @demetriobesidovskiy3491
    @demetriobesidovskiy3491 4 роки тому +112

    May:
    -TF2 update
    _Dear God
    -STBlackST uploads new video
    - No

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 3 роки тому +5

    “Welcome to my cadeelacc kingdom!”
    -Merasmus

  • @pringlesdoge254
    @pringlesdoge254 4 роки тому +196

    Son, always remember:
    I need 20 bucks

  • @jasonblundelldobebussing
    @jasonblundelldobebussing 4 роки тому +184

    Someone should update STBlackST's list of parody songs. Also, remember that dying is гей.

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 4 роки тому +107

    Me: So, STBlack, do you like Jojo?
    STBlack: 1:00

  • @ddsplayzz
    @ddsplayzz 4 роки тому +18

    6:49 who else wants this as a remix, it sounds so good!

  • @jeromanl
    @jeromanl 4 роки тому +335

    I've just realized now that this series is basically a western JJBA named Soldier's Bizzare Adventure

    • @protoziam2899
      @protoziam2899 4 роки тому +30

      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Phantom Sandvich
      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Bonk Tendency
      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Tsar Crusaders
      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Crit is Unbreakable
      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Jarate Wind
      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Scrumpy Ocean
      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Oktoberfest Painis Run
      Soldiers Bizarre Adventure : Meemlion

    • @jeanho9507
      @jeanho9507 4 роки тому +3

      I love the intos

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 4 роки тому +3

      DOCTOR DEMO this is better than JJBA

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats 4 роки тому +4

      @@protoziam2899
      Me: Memelion ?
      Cardboard cutout: *aggressively* MEEEEEEM !
      Me: Guess I'll die.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @@reiniest engineer: **fapping time**

  • @jasonzablan8241
    @jasonzablan8241 4 роки тому +88

    Soldier's phone is an iPainis and was at 69% when his dad called him.
    *Nice.*

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 4 роки тому

      *Is Nice*

    • @BenStudios167
      @BenStudios167 4 роки тому

      @@Aflay1 something is diferent , is nice

    • @Dispencerhere
      @Dispencerhere 4 роки тому

      I read nice when sniper said nice

  • @легитер
    @легитер 4 роки тому +119

    All: stay home
    STBlackST: OcToBeRfEsT

  • @aguilarcruzwilliamalejandr1568
    @aguilarcruzwilliamalejandr1568 3 роки тому +18

    I just scanned the code from Soldier's day off, now I want a Cadillac

  • @toxicjam9064
    @toxicjam9064 4 роки тому +320

    Engi: “We only have 2 speeds, fast... AND FASTER!”
    Spy: “Wut.”
    Engi: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @alexandnachoyt3001
    @alexandnachoyt3001 4 роки тому +238

    If you ever feel like you cant achieve big goals, remember that Soldier won like 11 militar medals for protecting a crack certificate.

  • @Spieler521
    @Spieler521 4 роки тому +184

    2:24 the Hitler rant plays in the background while he's in Germany

  • @RedHoodReal
    @RedHoodReal Рік тому +1

    Soldier:* Is about to die * wait a minute dying is gay.
    Soldier:* magically enters creative and flies away *

  • @f.b.i6922
    @f.b.i6922 4 роки тому +761

    0:53 *I Searched for that and all i got was Tf2 scouts T-Posing*

    • @golirasmonk
      @golirasmonk 4 роки тому +60

      Reported site for nudity smh my head.

    • @TrainMann
      @TrainMann 4 роки тому +81

      Just checked it out, all there is are a few pictures of hot dogs. Nothing innapropriate, just a few hot dogs. Lol.

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 4 роки тому +8

      MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @sierraacharlie
      @sierraacharlie 4 роки тому +7

      @@golirasmonk so what you’re saying is shake my head my head

    • @floyvlogs1754
      @floyvlogs1754 4 роки тому +5

      Saw hotdogs. Not disappointed. Literally in the name

  • @HeyItsJayDC
    @HeyItsJayDC 4 роки тому +174

    Scout: The Bonk
    Soldier: American Company
    Spy: Red Hot Baguete
    Ms. Pualing: Drug Deluxe

    • @robinroy7123
      @robinroy7123 4 роки тому +4

      Soldier's is American boot

    • @Mat-dn2ki
      @Mat-dn2ki 4 роки тому +4

      I think scouts should be called The Bonk because he can stop time and soldiers should be called American Platinum or Platinum boot

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 4 роки тому +2

      Merasmus: Cad-a-lack salesman

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 4 роки тому

      Merasmus: Cadillahc!

    • @joe1685
      @joe1685 4 роки тому +1

      ZA BONKO ZA WAURDO

  • @ShowNoMercyy_y
    @ShowNoMercyy_y 4 роки тому +353

    They are in USA
    And go to France in a British train

    • @dracotheshadowphoenix
      @dracotheshadowphoenix 4 роки тому +42

      and got the tickets from a scottish drunk who exploded after that xD

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 4 роки тому +23

      And they got to the ticket guy by a Canadian bus

    • @engineer5092
      @engineer5092 4 роки тому +2

      Illegal

    • @TheCubicDwarf
      @TheCubicDwarf 4 роки тому +6

      which is driven and branded as texan

    • @phantomrider2.06
      @phantomrider2.06 4 роки тому +6

      And Soldier's old man is at Germany. America to Europe.

  • @Ariel_2003
    @Ariel_2003 3 роки тому +6

    Yeah, I just scanned that QR code and expected to get rick rolled but this is better than I thought

  • @SuperTux20
    @SuperTux20 4 роки тому +373

    Today I learned: Bacon makes trains go faster

    • @pillowfort1722
      @pillowfort1722 4 роки тому +11

      Also they have gas pedals and steering wheels. The more you know

    • @leontarmann3449
      @leontarmann3449 4 роки тому +9

      As a Wagon Technician I can tell you all of the above is correct. They also drive through water and through the streets!

    • @saming2998
      @saming2998 4 роки тому +3

      no it's makin bacon

    • @giantjose9079
      @giantjose9079 4 роки тому +1

      6:45

    • @alsooog8603
      @alsooog8603 4 роки тому +1

      i mean its flammable...

  • @tbodzar
    @tbodzar 4 роки тому +477

    Stand User: RED Scout
    Stand Name: The World

    • @markeos7753
      @markeos7753 4 роки тому +8

      You mean Za World

    • @lordsausage418
      @lordsausage418 4 роки тому +18

      @@markeos7753 You mean Za Warudo

    • @Vca-nb6ci
      @Vca-nb6ci 4 роки тому +3

      Or u mean Za Warudo?(The World)

    • @aaronlevy4422
      @aaronlevy4422 4 роки тому +2

      You mean star platinum za warudo

    • @yee6779
      @yee6779 4 роки тому +1

      @@aaronlevy4422 oh u mean jotaro dies in part 6. Sorry.

  • @TRRailfan
    @TRRailfan 4 роки тому +687

    Train: brakes with a normal brake lever
    Also train: *accelarates with gas pedal*

    • @enryujin15
      @enryujin15 4 роки тому +16

      That train is a truck

    • @Jacob-rf7ci
      @Jacob-rf7ci 4 роки тому +16

      Also also train: uses steering wheel

    • @Kazumii583
      @Kazumii583 4 роки тому +12

      It's the power of Eurobeat ;)

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kazumii583 eurobeat bends the laws of reality with it’s power

    • @cameron6031
      @cameron6031 4 роки тому +2

      INITIAL TRAIN INTENSIFIES

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 4 роки тому +15

    Real men remember the video before the train battle scene was removed

    • @TheSoundCrafterCompany
      @TheSoundCrafterCompany 3 роки тому

      What scene?

    • @firenzarfrenzy4985
      @firenzarfrenzy4985 3 роки тому

      @@TheSoundCrafterCompany The epic train battle with Engineer and Spy. His pinned comment with the google drive link sheds some light

    • @TheSoundCrafterCompany
      @TheSoundCrafterCompany 3 роки тому

      Oh

    • @drakenforge4276
      @drakenforge4276 2 роки тому +1

      Fuck UA-cam for copyrighting A - ONE'S music. Plus it was a eurobeat remix of Marisa's theme from touhou 8, how tf you copyright that?

  • @flamingfox1785
    @flamingfox1785 4 роки тому +484

    Fun fact:The voice actor of Merasmus is also the voice actor of Dr.Edward Ricktofen from Call of Duty Black ops 1, 2, 3, 4 .

  • @TheCrash1509
    @TheCrash1509 4 роки тому +89

    As soon as I saw the medic alarm clock, I thought: "MEEEEEEEEEM"
    Surfice to say, I was not disappointed.

  • @electricbluetempest2448
    @electricbluetempest2448 4 роки тому +192

    Whenever STBlackST sentence mixes Merasmus to say “Cadillac” I have to show it to my dad. He’s a classic car collector and huge fan of Cadillac specifically.

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 роки тому +26

      CAD ill LAKKCH

    • @ytfisthisathing
      @ytfisthisathing 4 роки тому

      Though it was a missopurtunity not showinf various Cadillac models.

  • @evangonzalez3363
    @evangonzalez3363 3 роки тому +25

    1:01 Soldier's Bizzare Adventure: Demoman is Unbreakable.

    • @hoob8328
      @hoob8328 3 роки тому +2

      Soldiers bizarre adventure: crockets are unavoidable

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 5 місяців тому

      Demoman ticketmaster exploded

  • @Graneczeq
    @Graneczeq 4 роки тому +473

    Europe in American movies:
    -France
    -UK
    -Germany
    -Italy
    -Spain
    Every other Europe country: *are we a joke to you?*

    • @Eatmydbzballs
      @Eatmydbzballs 4 роки тому +9

      Yes.

    • @cawolinagoober_1
      @cawolinagoober_1 4 роки тому +20

      The uk left europe, didn't they

    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah pretty much

    • @mmsixnine9303
      @mmsixnine9303 4 роки тому +1

      Ye...

    • @AEIOU05
      @AEIOU05 4 роки тому +32

      @@cawolinagoober_1 Uhm, no that's impossible because you can't leave a continent. They left the European Union, which is a political and economic Semi-federation of Countries.

  • @gevorgtovarian5727
    @gevorgtovarian5727 4 роки тому +654

    I searched up what scout was searching up at 0:53 and it actually showed pics of hotdogs lol

  • @daniilovich05
    @daniilovich05 4 роки тому +210

    3:42 Actual footage of me getting presents on my birthday

  • @sxfvtn6510
    @sxfvtn6510 3 роки тому +7

    2:53 is why I love Scout.