Doug Doesn't Know the Law

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  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan Рік тому +3995

    I’ve never heard Parkzer be more hyped than when he was telling Doug what “case dismissed” means.

    • @mr.pockets8523
      @mr.pockets8523 Рік тому +252

      He was equally excited when he saw a baked potato during the drive thru stream.

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Рік тому +78

      It’s because parkzer has become emotionally (and romantically) attached to his one mod phummy

    • @YourButHed
      @YourButHed Рік тому +31

      It’s because he’s a lawyer

    • @PhummyLW
      @PhummyLW Рік тому +3

      @@Door227Awooga

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 11 місяців тому +30

      Parkzer heard “case dismissed” and woke up.

  • @marcoseiler9132
    @marcoseiler9132 Рік тому +3447

    That’s probably the most upset I have ever seen parkzer. Doug can call him any time with the stupidest shit and he is always perfectly composed . But Dougs legal incompetence really crossed a line for him.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas Рік тому

      Of course, after all Parkzer is a Real Fake Lawyer/Police Officer, Law is his fake passion.

    • @ethohalfslab
      @ethohalfslab Рік тому +192

      Well yeah, it's because he is an actual lawyer who gives out real legal advice.

    • @fungusfungi5900
      @fungusfungi5900 Рік тому +87

      You only get that type of passion from an actual lawyer

    • @SyrKonrat
      @SyrKonrat Рік тому +79

      Guys, he's a legal advisor. we got him it trouble with lawyer bit

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG Рік тому +45

      Parkzer was willing to walk into his room at a specified time and fart, but he won't let legal negligence fly. This is why all the goldfish love him.

  • @uvbe
    @uvbe Рік тому +2252

    "you don't have to have a catchphrase at the end of every case" 💀💀💀

    • @liger04
      @liger04 Рік тому +268

      And it ends with Doug Doug deciding to make his catchphrase "Court adjourned" which means the judge wants to everyone to come back and continue finished court cases at a later time

    • @sparklyjuicejuice
      @sparklyjuicejuice Рік тому +37

      ​@@liger04 this is actually really funny

    • @KapitanWasTaken
      @KapitanWasTaken Рік тому +21

      ​@@liger04Not exactly. In a legal sense, to adjourn means to suspend court proceedings to another time or place, or to end them.

    • @kaitoalkan
      @kaitoalkan 11 місяців тому +21

      @@KapitanWasTaken Isn't that exactly what they said?

    • @preistestdragon4634
      @preistestdragon4634 11 місяців тому +16

      @@kaitoalkan it isnt exactly what he said. cant you see? he changed some words to make himself sound smart.

  • @DrFunkman
    @DrFunkman Рік тому +1957

    For the record, Doug got banned by the judge multiple times after this and kept coming back with a different outfit, so he’s technically in contempt of court. Also, after this, he put all of his mods on trial, who merely followed his orders and he never took responsibility

    • @dxtrum
      @dxtrum Рік тому +81

      To be fair the judge did ban doug along with all the mods before banning Doug 3 more times

    • @zacharygilmore1075
      @zacharygilmore1075 Рік тому +61

      That wasn’t DougDoug, that was DoucheDouche.

    • @pollin522
      @pollin522 Рік тому +62

      Damn, the mods really used the Nuremberg Defense huh

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 Рік тому +18

      Also he gradually went from gloating about having technically acquitted every client to desperately and deliberately trying to convict a single one other than the mods.

    • @galacticgull2249
      @galacticgull2249 Рік тому

      @@zacharygilmore1075Then it was DongDong, then Dipshit

  • @userofusername4981
    @userofusername4981 Рік тому +1389

    Better call Parkzer, as soon as he appeared, he instantly defended 4 clients at once. Truly the lawyer of lawyers.

  • @tipped722
    @tipped722 Рік тому +644

    Parkzer sounds so.. human in this clip, it is so weird to hear

    • @skyethenerd1054
      @skyethenerd1054 Рік тому +64

      Yea it is really weird cause hes actually a sentient gun

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 Рік тому +560

    When Parkzer uses Dougdoug's full name, you know Doug's in trouble.

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG Рік тому +78

      Or Parkzer is answering the phone. Which honestly usually results in or is the result of DouglasDouglas being in trouble. So this checks out.

    • @marthancrowl1674
      @marthancrowl1674 9 місяців тому +9

      I like the idea that Doug is a, “Mario Mario” case.

  • @graymonk5972
    @graymonk5972 Рік тому +370

    i truly didn’t even recognize parkzer’s voice with how much emotion was in it

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 10 місяців тому +12

      It threw me off too.

    • @duckonaroll1913
      @duckonaroll1913 10 місяців тому +1

      its like when charlie critikal exclaimed how he was pulling his cock out

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 Рік тому +404

    I love how Parkzer runs in at the beginning to save the defendant from a wrongful “execution” because the judge dismissed the case.
    A true hero at heart.

  • @SentientMuffin
    @SentientMuffin Рік тому +484

    Gotta love how he hard coded this. Truly a DougDoug moment.

  • @tomenyo
    @tomenyo Рік тому +131

    "DOUGLAS DOUGLAS!" LMAO

  • @ZeldaboyOG
    @ZeldaboyOG Рік тому +138

    I love when mama Parkzer comes in to lecture DouglasDouglas. He says he's not a gun toting assassin, cop, lawyer, but we know.

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 Рік тому +136

    I love parkzer's genuine reaction

  • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
    @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 9 місяців тому +27

    2:30 "Court adjourned" should only be said at the end of the last case of the day

  • @rieyyan9039
    @rieyyan9039 Рік тому +222

    Is this why Doug Doug NEEDS Parker

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 Рік тому +16

      He might not be a lawyer, but he has a better grasp of the legal system than Doug does.

  • @boopsnoot3142
    @boopsnoot3142 Рік тому +61

    His confusion as to the fact that being "found innocent" is not a real thing was also great.

  • @saviorbob
    @saviorbob Рік тому +67

    Parkzer running in the save Doug's would be 4th victim is truly the best

  • @WillKeaton
    @WillKeaton 8 місяців тому +3

    "Guilty or innocent?"
    "Innocent"
    *Drops person in pool filled with Sharkticons.*

  • @Elias___
    @Elias___ 10 місяців тому +23

    I love how parkzer consistently says Douglas Douglas, also he's the better doug doug from the doug doug variants.

  • @IceBen4444
    @IceBen4444 Рік тому +45

    Thanks Parkzer, case dismissed

  • @Donald38
    @Donald38 Рік тому +124

    Wow, so Doug is not only bad at 2D platformers, a terrible lawyer, a terrible pilot, a bozo, bad at making mods and also a snake killer, but he also doesn’t even know the law?

    • @electricrush2233
      @electricrush2233 10 місяців тому +7

      No wonder he’s constantly committing war crimes

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 Рік тому +29

    Parkzer isn't mad, he's just disappointed.

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 Рік тому +42

    I guess Doug has never seen any depiction of law ever. Dismissed means the charges or whatever are dropped.

  • @stupiditiusmaximus
    @stupiditiusmaximus Рік тому +28

    Dougs face of disappointment after realizing that he has been caught banning innocent twitch chatters is horrible, just like him and his morals + ethics.

  • @matiaspereyra9392
    @matiaspereyra9392 11 місяців тому +17

    I love how parkzer came in like doug just leaked the nuclear launch codes, never heard him having that much emotion in his voice

  • @wildste
    @wildste Рік тому +71

    Parkzer truly is the greatest lawyer/cop of our time

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 Рік тому +6

      and doctor!

    • @Depuree
      @Depuree Рік тому +7

      *For legal reasons parkzer is not a lawyer.. or a cop but he is a doctor

    • @MaxV_GC
      @MaxV_GC 11 місяців тому +1

      He is neither actually. Something happened to Parkzer because of this, and while he didn’t get into too much trouble, it was enough where he has asked Doug and the community to no longer refer to him as a cop or lawyer

  • @quartermoon138
    @quartermoon138 Рік тому +4

    This is the moment Doug Doug became Better Call Doug

  • @buttermanaws4693
    @buttermanaws4693 10 місяців тому +2

    Man comes it defends everyone that came before winning them all a innocent verdict and leaves, what a guy

  • @Tredenix
    @Tredenix Рік тому +7

    This really do be a Lionel Hutz moment

  • @flockfighter
    @flockfighter 9 місяців тому

    This is a good video. Thank you for clipping and uploading it. :)

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 Рік тому +3

    The legal incompetence broke parkzer LMAO

  • @ThievingDuo
    @ThievingDuo 10 місяців тому +3

    This is the greatest channel of all time. Video titles: truth. Video description: truth. Channel name: truth. DogDogs Head: Bold and blonde.

  • @muffinking2938
    @muffinking2938 Рік тому +2

    What a lawful "Doug Doug Moment"

  • @AeyakS
    @AeyakS Рік тому +94

    You'd say "court adjourned" I think. Either that means the session is over or it get's continued at a later date with that phrase I think.

    • @pissum420
      @pissum420 10 місяців тому +7

      That would be after the verdict is read, meaning court over go home everyone.

  • @muratonuryilmaz5385
    @muratonuryilmaz5385 9 місяців тому +1

    Channel name gives everything we need to know about channel

  • @Izolus
    @Izolus 10 місяців тому +1

    Something extra funny about Parkzer reaching over to make the crowd gasp

  • @MeleeBro
    @MeleeBro 11 місяців тому +1

    I like the judges new catch phrase

  • @SilverEye91
    @SilverEye91 10 місяців тому +6

    I wonder what doug thinks the word "dismissed" means.

  • @peaceful7610
    @peaceful7610 Рік тому +11

    I like how case closed is right there

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 4 місяці тому

    Parkzer went from pride to disappointment.
    DouglasDouglas has really Douged it up this time.

  • @QuadfishTym
    @QuadfishTym 11 місяців тому

    Real Lionel Hutz "I rest my case" energy

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +4

    Parkzer may not be a real lawyer, but I'd still hire him over Doug. 😅

  • @LeeaGalaxies
    @LeeaGalaxies 11 місяців тому +1

    Douglas! Douglas!

  • @Attempt62
    @Attempt62 9 місяців тому

    Doug so scared at 2:12 we could hear his heart beat

  • @angrypicture6155
    @angrypicture6155 9 місяців тому +1

    2:12 disastrous

  • @ondrabroz888
    @ondrabroz888 Рік тому +1

    So Parkzer IS A LAWYER!!!

  • @Roach606
    @Roach606 9 місяців тому

    We accidentally killed so many people during this stream

  • @lazyb0nez_
    @lazyb0nez_ Рік тому +1

    DOUGLAS DOUGLAS

  • @mcguffer1026
    @mcguffer1026 Рік тому +139

    I HATE DOUG DOUG

  • @tartipouss
    @tartipouss 11 місяців тому +1

    And then Parkzer says he's not a lawyer

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 11 місяців тому

      You know I get it honestly there are plenty of things that I arguably know way more than someone who isn't actively involved with the topic knows

  • @Taz_Olson
    @Taz_Olson 11 місяців тому +1

    Phummylw is best chatter

  • @The_Sponge_Main
    @The_Sponge_Main 10 місяців тому

    Doug is the best lawyer ever, 100% win rate

  • @rylenbarber711
    @rylenbarber711 Рік тому +19

    Are Doug and parkzer roommates

    • @TheGoQu
      @TheGoQu Рік тому +20

      A couple

    • @mountaindab
      @mountaindab Рік тому +31

      I think Parkzer is just visiting Doug for a bit.

    • @giova9852
      @giova9852 Рік тому +37

      they've been married for years

    • @Mize861
      @Mize861 Рік тому +42

      They are getting divorced

    • @CatManThree
      @CatManThree Рік тому +5

      If memory serves, Parkzer is Doug's friend from college whom he still hangs out with sometimes despite not usually living within proximity to one another anymore.

  • @FetusDeletus_E
    @FetusDeletus_E 10 місяців тому +2

    Why aren't we getting these as main channel vids? They look funny

  • @allguest952
    @allguest952 11 місяців тому

    Parkzer sounds like Mr Krabs

  • @QuantumSpigg
    @QuantumSpigg 9 місяців тому +1

    You could quite literally say that is was rigged

  • @L3thalBones
    @L3thalBones 10 місяців тому

    Im gonna be honest here Doug, I didn't know that either

  • @kariemelhanan8878
    @kariemelhanan8878 10 місяців тому

    just found out doug shut your operation down, a damn shame

  • @TTabbyTT
    @TTabbyTT Рік тому

    This is possibly the biggest legal scandal Doug has ever been in.

  • @Ketania
    @Ketania Рік тому +6

    Literaly rigged

  • @EnzoPietro10
    @EnzoPietro10 Рік тому +8

    R/wehatedougdoug will be hearing about this!(again)

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 11 місяців тому

    DougDoug got dunked on by the Worlds Greatest Lawyer 7o

  • @pwl2992
    @pwl2992 9 місяців тому

    That channel name

  • @pixelgms2559
    @pixelgms2559 11 місяців тому

    Out of curiosity, is DougDoug's actual name Douglas Douglas or is it just an elongation of his username?

  • @badasson8825
    @badasson8825 Рік тому

    Hey, the plan for this channel is a library of letorneau type of clips channel?

    • @pizzacarl6955
      @pizzacarl6955 11 місяців тому

      library of letourneau mentioned LFG

  • @Skibbi198
    @Skibbi198 Рік тому

    Is there a full video on youtube?