BRUTAL BOOKSHELF ROASTING🔥📚🔥 ( ft. Greene Daniel )

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  • @DanielGreeneReviews
    @DanielGreeneReviews  Рік тому +121

    Who roasts better? GD or DG?
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    • @Thimon88
      @Thimon88 Рік тому +6

      Must have been really hard to say you like funko pops. XD

    • @PrinceMeNb1
      @PrinceMeNb1 Рік тому +3

      GD is slightly superior.. tho DG could catch up easily with some effort. He could sneakily get a picture of GD's selfs for us to see.
      We will do the roasting as DG still isn't providing a decent shelf himself right now... Well thinking about that I might want to keep my cakehole shut, as my shelves look like a manic just went through, pulling out half of them in order to reorganize those shelves. That manic might have gone off on a procrastinating spree himself and I really don't know when I'll be able to get the shelves clean and pretty again

    • @spikey6174
      @spikey6174 Рік тому +5

      GD 101%

    • @SloanePaoPow
      @SloanePaoPow Рік тому +3

      Ganiel Dreen for sure

    • @dudejuice
      @dudejuice Рік тому

      10:27 smooth criminal

  • @Luka2023-
    @Luka2023- Рік тому +853

    I hope Green Daniel will at some point roast Daniel Greene for the horrendous pile of books he calls a bookshelf 😂

    • @DanielGreeneReviews
      @DanielGreeneReviews  Рік тому +322

      Boy are you about to be happy.

    • @Luka2023-
      @Luka2023- Рік тому +49

      @@DanielGreeneReviewstouché good sir… touché

    • @CufflinksAndChuckles
      @CufflinksAndChuckles Рік тому +11

      Live by the Stache die by the stache

    • @robertneilson2780
      @robertneilson2780 Рік тому +24

      I love when you can tell that a person commented before they finished watching the video lmao

    • @annbrookens945
      @annbrookens945 Рік тому +3

      @RobertNeilson: I came here to ask, "DID YOU NOT WATCH THE VIDEO???"

  • @haflaen
    @haflaen Рік тому +430

    Something tells me Greene Daniel’s shelf is either the most gorgeous majestic gothic library in existence, or a single Terry Goodkind novel mouldering in the corner of his bathroom.

    • @ronanlevy8427
      @ronanlevy8427 Рік тому +6

      both?

    • @Federgeistchen-cg2nr
      @Federgeistchen-cg2nr Рік тому +13

      I think it's just a minimalist setup consisting of one board of Kafka novels he pretends he has read next to an expensive-looking (but really quite cheap) bottle of liquor.

    • @samuelleask1132
      @samuelleask1132 Рік тому +2

      Or the Goodkind on a shrine

  • @grg7409
    @grg7409 Рік тому +495

    Greene Daniel so forgiving compared to Daniel Greene. Didn't even acknowledge the person using the top of their bookshelf to collect FCKN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK CANS

    • @DanielGreeneReviews
      @DanielGreeneReviews  Рік тому +186

      I actually did and it was cut in the edit I believe for being too harsh. Lol

    • @PrinceMeNb1
      @PrinceMeNb1 Рік тому +34

      ​@@DanielGreeneReviewsI call BS!
      There's no thing like to harsh for a roasting
      Fake news

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie Рік тому +6

      @@DanielGreeneReviews Hey you're not Greene Daniel

    • @Angelcakeszee
      @Angelcakeszee Рік тому +4

      @@DanielGreeneReviews Should post the clip of roasting the monster energy drink cans as a short

  • @nefariousjackal6195
    @nefariousjackal6195 Рік тому +345

    A prime example of channeling one’s inner Ron Swanson.

  • @k.b.peterson8022
    @k.b.peterson8022 Рік тому +119

    "A similar feeling of dread one gets when driving down a cul-de-sac of nothing but matching houses."
    Literally the dread I got when visiting my cousin and all the houses were the same....and then the mail came. Everyone came out of their house to check the mail at the same time! It was an actual living nightmare lol.

    • @annbrookens945
      @annbrookens945 Рік тому +5

      This sounds like a scene from A Wrinkle in Time, in a place where all the residents are controlled by the Big Bad.

  • @katemccrea6963
    @katemccrea6963 Рік тому +248

    The books nailed to the wall killed me but the books with their asses out finished the job.

  • @lifebooksandeverything
    @lifebooksandeverything Рік тому +65

    I will now forever refer to the bottom of books as "book asses". Thank you, Greene Daniel.

  • @theraptor2715
    @theraptor2715 Рік тому +82

    The Book Throne paid off and I made it into one of these. Books For The Book Throne!

    • @DanielGreeneReviews
      @DanielGreeneReviews  Рік тому +33

      Your confidence is incredible!

    • @theraptor2715
      @theraptor2715 Рік тому +14

      @@DanielGreeneReviews The back got it got real wobbly on the left side while I was stacking them.

  • @Zablazer7
    @Zablazer7 Рік тому +39

    9:37 The fact that he didn't comment on the absurd collection of energy drink and pop cans upsets me greatly

  • @philippal7985
    @philippal7985 Рік тому +47

    All the other roasts have been gold. This has been platinum! Please, dont ever stop!

  • @Znatnhos
    @Znatnhos Рік тому +51

    More Green Daniel. That was beautiful. Setting up your shelves seems like a good live stream.

  • @Clxxdyyyyyyy
    @Clxxdyyyyyyy Рік тому +16

    "i sentence you to please leave me alone" i'm using this, thankyou greene daniel

  • @CottonCandyKat13
    @CottonCandyKat13 Рік тому +28

    Thank you for your fear of my husband! We both appreciate it!

  • @calebsanders4209
    @calebsanders4209 Рік тому +51

    Watching Greene Daniel's mustache gradually abandon his upper lip is reminiscent of watching an oncoming train wreck. It's kind of a letdown when it magically reattaches...

  • @The10Liam
    @The10Liam Рік тому +47

    I haven't watched a video from our Goblin King in a while so seeing that he moved and doesn't have that magnificent bookshelf setup in the background hurt my eyes 😭

    • @The10Liam
      @The10Liam Рік тому +3

      In our Goblin Lord's defense I will be back watching videos more consistently. 🙏 Praise to the Goblin King 🤴 Where do we submit our bookshelves for roasting?

  • @thebellaedit
    @thebellaedit 3 місяці тому +1

    This is one of my favourite bookshelf roasts of yours - the character works so well for this!

  • @primarybufferpanel9939
    @primarybufferpanel9939 Рік тому +85

    OK, I love Ganiel Dreene. More of him please.

  • @MKTraxel
    @MKTraxel Рік тому +29

    Man I hope these are as enjoyable for you (and Greene Daniel) to film as they are for us to watch.

  • @hammerfaust-bk5mf
    @hammerfaust-bk5mf Рік тому +15

    Oh my god, he reviewed my deep flaws... I mean my shelf 😂😂 the ladder actually really takes up a substantial amount of space in the room 😅

  • @christhewritingjester3164
    @christhewritingjester3164 Рік тому +12

    This style is legit the best rendition so far! Keep it up!

  • @Magali_theRecordKeeper
    @Magali_theRecordKeeper Рік тому +2

    I love this new Greene Daniel character. That documentary-parody tone and rythm will never not be funny to me. 10 out of 10.

  • @Patrick-zj4qz
    @Patrick-zj4qz Рік тому +68

    I don't want to alarm you, Daniel, but there's a bug eating your face.

  • @mojojomoo
    @mojojomoo Рік тому +2

    Seriously has to be my favorite video yet. The temp host really knows how to grip an audience.

  • @BMB57
    @BMB57 Рік тому +11

    6:50 is the greatest bookshelf i've ever seen and I am full of unadulterated envy.

  • @LagrangeDanny
    @LagrangeDanny Рік тому +3

    Oh snap you roasted my shelves, I had the tv paused on you with contacts and all that haha, I feel blessed by the goblin

  • @LittleDogsHouseholdStaff
    @LittleDogsHouseholdStaff Рік тому +5

    This video is straight… serotonin juice. I laughed tears down my face for the full 18:46. Holy crap. I’m out of breath. Best UA-cam video of 2023. Thank you Daniel Greene and Green Daniel for this. When I’m sad, this will be the first thing I pull up. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ So much love!! 🙏🏻

  • @TJT1990
    @TJT1990 Рік тому +4

    You read minds dude. Was just thinking "when will the next bookshelf roast come". Really needed this

  • @luvster772
    @luvster772 7 місяців тому +2

    For the record I believe the ladder in the picture before the book throne was meant to assist smaller children as the books seem to be for a younger audience :)

  • @ladyredl3210
    @ladyredl3210 Рік тому +3

    2:45 I’m deep in my Hannibal TV show hyper fixation right now, and the way you just effortlessly channeled Will right there was hilarious. Still need to send in my own shelves, but I need to get one more so my books aren’t on the floor.

  • @koboldmartian4063
    @koboldmartian4063 Рік тому +9

    Dammit! How do I keep missing these posts! I want to submit mine!

  • @talhaahmad6427
    @talhaahmad6427 Рік тому +2

    Your delivery makes it sound like I'm listening to solemn news broadcast. 11/10

  • @Jernyon2003
    @Jernyon2003 Рік тому +19

    Ooh I’m loving Greene Daniel! He brings great flavor to the roast. 10/10 he can get it! 😉

  • @nojerama788
    @nojerama788 Рік тому +2

    12:04 Is that KrimsonRogue's throne of books I'm in hysterics if so

  • @hackmxn
    @hackmxn Рік тому +9

    I thought this was just Daniel in disguise with a badly attached fake mustache. Obviously that was incorrect, I apologize. The funky pops have definitively proven me wrong.

  • @beastmaster5896
    @beastmaster5896 Рік тому +29

    is it ok if Daniel Greene is just the side guy from now on? I really like this Greene Daniel person.

  • @JazzInATinCan
    @JazzInATinCan Рік тому +1

    Great as always, just wanna say: the audio was pretty overdriven in the intro, but I would guess that changes when Daniel is back. But love this Ganiel guy, that is some true chaotic neutral stuff.

  • @rogerhuggettjr.7675
    @rogerhuggettjr.7675 Рік тому +2

    You missed it on one. The owner of the bookshelf was not Parker Parker. This was the last word of a mute man trying to identify his killer, repeated larger when no one responded to his first silent cry. As sad and fruitless as Verin's letter to Mat, this man shared Caemlyn's fate.

  • @jjjm7322
    @jjjm7322 Рік тому +5

    12:13 um actually, that’s not Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, that’s Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology

  • @jdodd1210
    @jdodd1210 Рік тому +11

    This may sound weird but you always inspire me to read. I read a decent amount but honestly almost never finish your videos...because i want to just read more

  • @Indhel9957
    @Indhel9957 Рік тому +3

    Book ass has now been added to my lexicon.
    The steady decline of the mustache is also perfect lol

  • @joshlee1166
    @joshlee1166 Рік тому +14

    B out of 10 made me spit out my hazelnut hot chocolate. Thank you, Greene Daniel!

  • @Silverbirchleaf
    @Silverbirchleaf Рік тому +18

    If you like funko pops, how do you feel about glass doors on shelves, new guy?

  • @Aviv704
    @Aviv704 Рік тому +5

    Green Daniel. Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time. I still remember him as the legendary anchor of fantasy news.

  • @jackwriter1908
    @jackwriter1908 Рік тому +8

    Wow, I am currently building my own bookshelf after moving and thought _Daniel didn't do a Bookshelf Roast in a while_ and here we are 😂

  • @Kuidoful
    @Kuidoful Рік тому +35

    Where is Daniel? This guy looks different

  • @shnnnstffr913
    @shnnnstffr913 Рік тому +2

    I laughed and loved this way more than normal. Thank you

  • @iceclimbers22
    @iceclimbers22 Рік тому +4

    Bravo, Greene Daniel. Your charisma, charm and humor far surpass those of your alter ego, which would normally cheer me but sadly it only reminds me of my similar shortcomings in comparison to my own Color-Last-Name-First alter ego Brown Luke. He is a constant thorn in my side and my arch nemesis. 10/10.

  • @spongie8784
    @spongie8784 Рік тому +2

    The best episode yet. The format never gets old.

  • @gavinsmith9871
    @gavinsmith9871 Рік тому +11

    Green Daniel? Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time...

  • @bageguy99
    @bageguy99 Рік тому +5

    Thank you for the roasting Greene Daniel. I will make sure to hide the one white cable under my bookshelf from now on. It will never again see the light of day for as long as I live.

  • @sarahndipity_7
    @sarahndipity_7 Рік тому +5

    10:53 missed opportunity to use pull out

  • @shadowsandfire
    @shadowsandfire Рік тому +1

    Dude your Quake 2 tattoo is EPIC! I shudder to think how much time I spent rocket jumping round maps 😀

  • @chriswilkerson7291
    @chriswilkerson7291 Рік тому +7

    I love these. I literally giggled and stumped my feet in glee

  • @TheAmyrlinSeat
    @TheAmyrlinSeat Рік тому +6

    I really need to follow your Twitter so that I don't miss the next one of these

    • @TheAmyrlinSeat
      @TheAmyrlinSeat Рік тому

      I remember just a few days ago I was watching one of these and I cleaned my bookshelf and took pictures in case you did one of these soon
      Gaaaaawd

  • @potpindakaas3003
    @potpindakaas3003 Рік тому +1

    Genuinely one of the funniest vids I've seen in a long while. Ty Daniel :)

  • @Sunlit_Reading
    @Sunlit_Reading Рік тому +9

    I pledge allegiance to Greene Daniel. May he have all the eggs, bacon, and waffles in the world.

  • @austinhendry2039
    @austinhendry2039 Рік тому +2

    This was a good one. I hope Greene Daniel comes for a substitution again in the future.

  • @luisem4620
    @luisem4620 Рік тому +1

    i always love the bookshelf roasts, but this was extra special. thank you greene daniel

  • @juntadna
    @juntadna Рік тому +3

    Absolutely no mercy from Green Daniel!!!

  • @brandf.7691
    @brandf.7691 Рік тому +5

    Wild to see Greene Daniel again, I thought he was in a shallow grave somewhere in Virginia

  • @mikeandtaramitchell
    @mikeandtaramitchell Рік тому +2

    The PP segment got me, nice work Greene Daniel!

  • @FelipeKana1
    @FelipeKana1 Рік тому

    14:00 the Rocinante model amidst the Expanse books is perfection

  • @rachelfallonauthor
    @rachelfallonauthor Рік тому +3

    What are your thoughts about custom funkos? Made to look like book characters? I love them because they have so much more detail and I can decorate around my books with the characters from the series. Buttttt still funkos hahaha

  • @kamy2425
    @kamy2425 Рік тому +3

    I'm drawing while watching this, and really thought he was doing an impression of Ron Swanson. XD

  • @WindGunner
    @WindGunner Рік тому +1

    This was a really good video Daniel. Great job!

  • @Frosty_Draws193
    @Frosty_Draws193 Рік тому +1

    The two things I'm gaining through this series are alot of book recommendations and a hatred of funko pops

  • @synaesthesis
    @synaesthesis Рік тому +4

    The dialogue and editing are comedy gold 😂

  • @Rivenyx
    @Rivenyx Рік тому +1

    (15:49)
    052617 also maps out to "afcgbh" if we set "a" as zero. If we look at how many shelves this person has, we may see seven, but there are eight, as the top of the case on the left can count as it's own shelf. Thus, we look at shelf A's book F, or the first shelf's sixth book, which (with scrolling) is blue. The next sequence results in a indigo book. The next sequence is primarily green. Thus, blue, indigo, and green, which (in ROYGBIV order, with red set as one) results in the numerical set "5-6-4". We can safely assume that this supervillian has hidden behind the door-shelf, a safe, the code to which being 5-6-4. The contents of this safe reveal the date of the supervillian's attack and the detailed plan for said offensive.
    Thank you.

  • @roopsikharath9251
    @roopsikharath9251 Рік тому

    Here from @NerdForge vod and I can't wait to see your bookself ✨

  • @n0stalgiag4mes
    @n0stalgiag4mes Рік тому +8

    The gaiman book on the book Throne is norse mythology not American gods

  • @irocz5150
    @irocz5150 Рік тому +2

    Greene Daniel for President !!!!!
    Hope we can see you again before years end.

  • @LavenderLydia
    @LavenderLydia Рік тому +1

    I need more Greene Daniel. MUCH MORE GREENE DANIEL

  • @CJthedragon8
    @CJthedragon8 Рік тому +3

    GREENE DANIEL IS BACK!!!!

  • @frankydclc
    @frankydclc Рік тому +7

    Greene Daniel misidentified Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology as Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, -0.003/10

  • @Hydraarill
    @Hydraarill Рік тому +3

    Yay! Greene Daniel liked my pupper's ear! 😂😂😂

  • @mickeyhart7507
    @mickeyhart7507 Рік тому +5

    Alright, who invited Mr. Mustacio into the mix 'cause I fucking love him. He's great, like I love Daniel's reaction roasts still, but this guy's stickler, no-nonsense dead-pan character is really working for me. XD

  • @booksandtropes
    @booksandtropes Рік тому

    yes! love it when Greene Daniel makes an appearance :)

  • @sarahorwat4782
    @sarahorwat4782 Рік тому +14

    Ron Swanson-core

    • @jessm229
      @jessm229 Рік тому +4

      yes! i was also getting captain holt from b99

  • @loveelefrogs
    @loveelefrogs Рік тому +1

    Total Ron Swason vibes with the mustache and the roasting XD love it

  • @lingy69
    @lingy69 Рік тому +4

    Neil Gaiman''s America Gods was not at the hand of the throne Daniel, that is Norse Mythology, either way a solid read and the message remains clear.

  • @kylewhelan23
    @kylewhelan23 Рік тому +3

    This is the content I need 10/10

  • @paigewhitney2118
    @paigewhitney2118 Рік тому +5

    I love the plot progression of his mustache.

  • @TamilaSushkova
    @TamilaSushkova Рік тому +7

    How much does Green Daniel get paid to say he likes Funko Pops lmao

  • @MisterS.
    @MisterS. Рік тому +2

    Love this series! The new character is great

  • @k49821
    @k49821 Рік тому +1

    That mustache clinging on for dear life tho 😆

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 Рік тому +6

    0:00 The Goblin Mustache Host XD

  • @alexwillis2381
    @alexwillis2381 Рік тому +5

    This is a great episode of Earthling Cinema.

  • @jaa7286
    @jaa7286 Рік тому +3

    This guy, This F***** guy Green Daniel is a legend who also like his books ass out! Subscribed

  • @annaglowy
    @annaglowy Рік тому +10

    Damn, I thought Daniel was ruthless but this guy takes the cake

  • @Deni-mt9bj
    @Deni-mt9bj Рік тому +1

    Daniel, I think this this was the funniest yet 😂

  • @AnonymousOnimous
    @AnonymousOnimous Рік тому +2

    A paper cut from the Game of Books throne could come in a really unfortunate spot.
    PP definitely should not visit Game of Books' house.

  • @Vanbedda
    @Vanbedda Рік тому +2

    You joke, but @12:26 I am legit jealous of that Nausicaä edition.

  • @sadee4175
    @sadee4175 Рік тому +3

    One day ill be brave enough to snap a picture of my book displays for this... One day

  • @pandusonu
    @pandusonu Рік тому +1

    Green Daniel didn't knew of the package from Norway 😂

  • @aksharaghav9657
    @aksharaghav9657 Рік тому +5

    I was expecting a southern accent accompanied with that there fine moustache. But I guess there ain't much tash justice anymore on this God's green earth no more... That's all I could come up with.

  • @RunefangBGG
    @RunefangBGG Рік тому +2

    My first bookshelf roast video. This was fantastic.

  • @emilelocas5496
    @emilelocas5496 Рік тому +1

    The books ass first is really good for acoustics. Recommended for home studios. Get some cheap ass hard covers and do this on the wall behind you. Way cooler than actual accoustic panels and cheaper.

  • @STiROCKET06
    @STiROCKET06 Рік тому +1

    "Parker. PARKER!" Moustache decides to pop back on. hahahaha

  • @Crimsonphotog
    @Crimsonphotog Рік тому +1

    Great Roast! This guys does it better than the normal schlub.