No need for passport, my friend. Anybody who creates the 'Stay Fresh' bag series I provide to my family through Arstotskan Government is welcome in my country.
"Papers please" "Reason for entry?" "I am visiting my son." "Duration of stay?" "90 days." "On the passport it says you are staying for.... 89.9 days." "Bu-" *DETAINED* "Glory to Arstotzka!"
I just though of a new ending: "Hello Inspector" _picks up a grenade and pulls the pin out_ "FOR KOLECHIA!!!" "Wait, what are you doing? GUARDS!" _explodes_ You died that day, because as a side effect of your unstable mental health and no will to live, you killed yourself and took your superior with you. Your family, or rather what was left of it got kicked out out of the apartment you lived in and, because of the massive debt you were in, they had to live on the street. Every remaining member of your family died later that week of hunger and sickness. The End.
@@cathacker13 penalty - forced labor Because your comment is so harmful to arstotzkains you are jail for 39 year your family UnKnown This is from the arstotskain government *Glory To Arstotzka*
@@cathacker13 thanks for the horrifying image in my head where the goverment takes your dead body (or skeleton) and gives you wax skin rather than meat and flesh and uses you as a mannequin for clothings
Is nobody gonna talk about how absolutely *powerful* this song is? It’s so deep and full of bass and perfectly demonstrates the glorious nature of the game. Glory to Arstotzka
I remember playing this game for a whole week during summer. One day I had to go to the airport and when the security gave me back my documents I accidentally said "Glory to Arstotzka"
the amount of math homework i have gotten done with this song is amazing i just pretend im trying to find discrepencys in the problems Glory to Arstotska
Hello student. We have detected a discrepancy in your math homework. This is treason of the highest order. A replacement student will be found easily. You have been given an F. Glory to Arstotzka.
TheSurvivor64 You have been guilty of paying under 5$ for a citation warning. This represents treason of the highest order. Your penalty is death. The border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Your execution will be scheduled for tomorrow. Goodbye inspector, Glory to Arstotzka.
What is so great about Lucas Pope? He doesn't just code the gameplay. He doesn't just write the music. He doesn't just paint the graphics. He does 99% of all of this of his games. He is a genius.
Inspector, it seems you did not report the Mc Donald’s restaurant to your fellow guards. Allowing American food to be smuggled in will not be tolerated. This is treason of the highest order. Your execution is scheduled for tomorrow. A replacement inspector will be called to do your job. Glory to Arstotzka.
Papers, please. - Here. Your ID card spells your name as "Robinsky" and your passport spells it as "Robynsky". -Yeah I've had this problem my whole life please let me through!!! D E T A I N E D
My family is starving, my son is sick, I don't have any money for medicine and yesterday there was a terrorist attack at my workplace. But I got an award for sufficiency, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
No bullshit, it’s because of this game that I avoided being stranded in Atlanta without food or money. You start finding it fun, messing with paperwork, getting things clean and tidy, so I’d taken to keeping copies of stuff and old paperwork on me just to play with. Then my wallet (ID, Credit Card, etc.) was lost/stolen somewhere between my gate and the hotel the airline stuffed me in after my connecting flight was delayed, and every other member of my family was panicking over the phone, and I was just like “I’m fine, really, I’ve got a binder full of identification s*** on me,” and everyone else was like “why,” and all I could answer was “a video game.” In other news, right up until two months ago, I had a happy job as a bureaucrat managing paperwork at a community bike shop.
As a former veteran soldier and Corporal of the 69th Kolechian Rifle Brigade, this is the best music ever that my Senior Officer caught me and I was detained.
“Sir, in the picture I count 500 hairs. You now have 499 hairs. Any explanation?” “....it fell off?” “Okay, that’s good. You’re through. Glory to Arstotzka.” *terrorist attack intensifies*
In papers please, I let a guy in but before he left he said that his wife was next. Then when his wife came, turns out her passport was wrong but I still let her through. They were suicide bombers after all... *I never let a person with a single mistake now*
I am a Chinese player, and now in China, they are really starting to refuse us exit.....I saw on Twitter that many Chinese users were banned from leaving the country for various reasons, and the state media began to promote "Don't leave the country if you don't have to".....(It is said that many people have even had their passports withheld for some reason....) （WTF？ What the hell am I living in?1984?I never thought that in this magical country where I live, it would be several times more difficult to leave the country than in the game....）
Hello inspector, we have audited your activities for quite some time. At least one Ezic member has confirmed that you wrote “Papers, please” without the appropriate punctuation. That’s a discrepancy. But your comment has served Arstotzka well, we will overlook this small transgression. Glory to Arstotzka
Your diligence has not gone unnoticed inspector. Your family will be brought up to a class 6 dwelling. Any citations against you have been overlooked. Loyalty to Arstotzka will not go unnoticed. Grestin Border checkpoint reopens tomorrow. Glory to Arstotzka.
Man-“Please be nice to my wife, she’s next” Me-“Where’s your passport” Lady-“Please let me through, I will be killed” Me-“weeeeeelllll, the rules are the rules... next”. Newspaper-“lady found dead”
Nate_dawg 115 on her passport her weight claimed 12 KG her permit said 11.99 KG she was clearly using fake passport or permit. GLORY TO ASTOKTZA GLORY TO OUR FRIEND RUSSIA Is it just me or do I love they way Russians sound
Yeah... You do get this token thingy of you do help her, which has some or another use later. I would recommend letting her through next play through, it’s worth the citation.
Asked for this song to be played at the beginning of school. Later that day a note was given to me saying it was inappropriate. If that isn’t censorship by the state, I don’t know what is.
the thing i hate is how hard it is accept people, and how easy it is to deny, like you could triple check every part of the persons documents and still manage to miss a discrepancy
It says here: Papers, Please Theme Song - Seamless 10 Minute Extension. 10:21 =/= 10:00 - Discrepancy found - "Sir the title was to mean an adverage amount of time!" *DETAINED*
+JB Felix What is wrong with that logic? The passport might be a fake if the details on it are incorrect, it isn't always a case of "more weight = something being smuggled".
Есть нечто странное в этой песне... Чем дольше слушаешь, тем больше эта песня становится жизнерадостной, вся паранойя и антиутопия пропадают. Эта песня по истине великолепна!
It reminds me of shostakovich. A lot of Soviet anthems are descended from the beautiful Romantic music of the Russian Empire. They took out the wimsy and replaced it with loud domineering musical lines that force the listener to see how powerful and joyous the USSR is. Shostakovich had a lot to say about that actually lol... Russian music really is beautiful. Such a proud artistic and literary history, especially during the Russian Empire.
AUDIT Mr. Inspector, Your association with another group of which they call themselves The Order of the EZIC Star has been uncovered. Atleast one agent has confessed asking for help from you. The EZIC Has been crushed. Glory to Arstotzka. Ending __ Of 20 Achieved. - MAIN MENU -
Damn, I haven't even played the game myself, there is just something about the song. There is a lot of paranoia and insecurity, a lot of melancholy in its rythm. Listening to it, you feel like the walls have eyes.
![Hearts of Iron IV - Katyusha [Full version]](/img/n.gif)
Hey, want to hear funny joke?
*Kolechians.*
*DETAINED*
Noce one comrade, tell some 'ore
Kolechian is worst country in world, glory to artstotszka
Come on joe you doing that jokes comrade ?
Fuck Kolechians
Arstotszka is greatest country, no need for passport my friend!
No need for passport, my friend. Anybody who creates the 'Stay Fresh' bag series I provide to my family through Arstotskan Government is welcome in my country.
You mean Arstotszka is an Excellent country, of course.
Thank you.
Great i should get in with no problem then.
An exellent country. An exellent comment.
"Papers please"
"Reason for entry?"
"I am visiting my son."
"Duration of stay?"
"90 days."
"On the passport it says you are staying for.... 89.9 days."
"Bu-"
*DETAINED*
"Glory to Arstotzka!"
Bruh got 9 years for that
D E T A I N E D
gotta get those juicy 5 credits
“Close enough” “No your being detained if you resist you will be shot immediately”
Worth the 5 credits tho
As a software engineer, I can say this helps us find discrepancies in the files.
Glory to Arstotszka.
As somebody who is a game design student, I agree
@@theghost56animations7
A year later, I have been summoned.
Glory to Arstotszka!
@@kerz5383Yeah
The final words before death:
*_Hello Inspector._*
I just though of a new ending:
"Hello Inspector"
_picks up a grenade and pulls the pin out_
"FOR KOLECHIA!!!"
"Wait, what are you doing? GUARDS!"
_explodes_
You died that day, because as a side effect of your unstable mental health and no will to live, you killed yourself and took your superior with you. Your family, or rather what was left of it got kicked out out of the apartment you lived in and, because of the massive debt you were in, they had to live on the street. Every remaining member of your family died later that week of hunger and sickness. The End.
@@cathacker13 penalty - forced labor
Because your comment is so harmful to arstotzkains you are jail for 39 year your family UnKnown
This is from the arstotskain government
*Glory To Arstotzka*
@@catmagedsproductions1998 can't force me to do labor when I'm dead.
@@cathacker13 thanks for the horrifying image in my head where the goverment takes your dead body (or skeleton) and gives you wax skin rather than meat and flesh and uses you as a mannequin for clothings
@@catmagedsproductions1998 that wasn't quite my intention, but you're welcome I suppose
Whenever someone brings a bottled water to the airport
underrated comment
DETAINED
Rise and shine, Gorgeous Freeman... Rise... and...
*D E T A I N E D*
@@RussellTeapot please stand here for X-ray
@@nopegaming2117 of course, of course! X-ray is good! Astortzka still best country, we friend, right?
Is nobody gonna talk about how absolutely *powerful* this song is? It’s so deep and full of bass and perfectly demonstrates the glorious nature of the game.
Glory to Arstotzka
this comment for you. Come and listen this masterpiece again bro
Brother I’ve missed you
Glory to arstotzka
@@eggegg7026 Carrying out the legacy from Raven. Glory to Arstotszka!
I’ve missed both of my brothers
imagine dying and just waking up to the papers please title screen
*Wife - Hungry, Cold*
*Son - DEAD*
*Mother-In-Law - Hungry, cold, sick*
*Uncle - Very sick, hungry, cold*
3$
All in all, not great not terrible.
@@weesalikesmilktea4829 Hotel:Home Number 10
Denied
Glory to Arstotzka
No family no expenses.
One does not simply enter Arstotzka
Good meme
It's an older meme sir but it checks out.
You cannot enter using an expired meme.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Okay, okay. I come back with better meme.
You can't in all countries.
I remember playing this game for a whole week during summer. One day I had to go to the airport and when the security gave me back my documents I accidentally said "Glory to Arstotzka"
LOL
That guard must be so sus thinking you were in a terror group
@@dulguunjargal1199 Sounds like more of a compliment than insult to me ngl
lmaoo
It was no mistake comrade.
the amount of math homework i have gotten done with this song is amazing
i just pretend im trying to find discrepencys in the problems
Glory to Arstotska
Genious idea.
Why am I seeing all this during summer break
wait he's got a point
Not the likes at 69
Hello student.
We have detected a discrepancy in your math homework.
This is treason of the highest order.
A replacement student will be found easily.
You have been given an F.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Citation Warning:
-Copyrighted Music
Penalty: 5 credits
but I only have 4.99
TheSurvivor64 You have been guilty of paying under 5$ for a citation warning.
This represents treason of the highest order.
Your penalty is death.
The border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
Your execution will be scheduled for tomorrow.
Goodbye inspector,
Glory to Arstotzka.
Hillarious
MfG-Bericht
-Copyright geschützte Musik verwendet
Bußgeld: 5 Credits
@@bome123
Citation warning
All impor citizens must be denied
Penalty 10 Dollar
_Sir everything is correct in this passport except your hair, mind explaining what happened to it?_
I got a hair cu-
*DETAINED*
He got waves
Wave check
GLODY TO ARSTAZKA
Mistakes meth in body scan for C4
Well... you’ve got a real hair problem!
Video: ten minute version
Also video: ten minutes and twenty one seconds long
DETAINED
Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to Arstotska
Slava Arstotzce
Glory To Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstotska
Glory to Arstotska
"You must use your real name during the Kahoot"
no wait ill give you 10 credits if you dont arrest me,just think of it
real
"Papers Please"
"Here you are"
>Height indicator shows 183cm
"It says here you are 182cm"
"I wore different shoes"
*DETAINED*
>Glory to Arstotzka
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😁😀☺😐😑
i wore different shoes...................................DETAINED lol
you got detained bicth! bi ct h!
Retr0Active lol
Yeah
Arstotzka still best country
You forgot to say "Glory to Artztotzka"
Glory to Artztotzka
No, Jorji. We need to escape to Cobrastan!
@@cottoneyejoe8285 How dare you want to leave our glorious nation?
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!
Detain this man
Glory to artstotzka
Agreed
DETAINED!
What is so great about Lucas Pope?
He doesn't just code the gameplay.
He doesn't just write the music.
He doesn't just paint the graphics.
He does 99% of all of this of his games. He is a genius.
I have spent 192992 years in this line arstotzka still best
Glory to arstotzka
Ezic wants to end the ARSTOTZKANO government
Aaaa
“Imagine being kolechian lmao”
This -propaganda- post was made by the Arstotzka gang
Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to Arstotzka
Imagine being Arsrotzkan lmao
This post was made by the Cobrastan gang
Glory to Arstotzka
[The arstotzkan government is pleased with this response 55 credits will be added as a bonus today working at border
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA]
Papers please
Here
It's says u weigh 89 kg but u r 90
Sir I had some mcdona-
*DETAINED*
Glory to arstotzka
Inspector, it seems you did not report the Mc Donald’s restaurant to your fellow guards.
Allowing American food to be smuggled in will not be tolerated.
This is treason of the highest order.
Your execution is scheduled for tomorrow.
A replacement inspector will be called to do your job.
Glory to Arstotzka.
No you
That's what you get for eating western capitalist food
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!!!!!
im ruin your 666 likes h3h3
Glad to see there are no dislikes on this masterpiece. Glory to Arstotzka!
Kelochians dislike the vid
@@foolishness9020 damn kolechians
There is 645 Kolechains here
Glory to Arstotzka!
youtube removed the dislike button to hide the kolechains, glory to arstotzka!
You know a song is good when the Extension version of it is more popular then its normal length.
Papers, please.
- Here.
Your ID card spells your name as "Robinsky" and your passport spells it as "Robynsky".
-Yeah I've had this problem my whole life please let me through!!!
D E T A I N E D
if only he actually did detain her
@@UnitellaMc Indeed.
Nice Papers,please movie reference
I live in Russia and have actually had this problem.
She got through, but then-
*BOOM*
Wife : Sick, cold
Son : Hungry, sick, cold
Mother-in-law : Hungry, cold
Uncle : Dead
"Sleep"
Glory to arstotzka
Glory to ARSTOTZKA.
Glory to Artstotzka
Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to Arstotzka
One of the most iconic pieces of indie game music imo
Glory to Arstotzka
Some years later
This feels nostalgic
Glory to our Fatherland, Arszostka!
My family is starving, my son is sick, I don't have any money for medicine and yesterday there was a terrorist attack at my workplace. But I got an award for sufficiency, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
I’m still not letting you in.
Sorry sir your declined.
Now that’s the polite way to say it!
DETAINED
Why would they detain themselves lol (OP was writing in the perspective of the main character)
“You’re 38 in the passport,”
*”BUT YOU’RE 39 IN REAL LIFE”*
*DETAINED*
FOR ARSTO- I mean Kolechia
Glory to Impor
Glory to Cobrastan
Glory to impor
Glory to Antegria.
If you're doing homework, put this song on, it will make it feel like you're grading your teacher's documents.
Glory to Arstotzka.
I started enjoying Papers, Please after hopping at this video, and now after 7 years, me still addicted to it and im here to say thank you
Epic
*moves eye to the left*
Inspector: "Your eye was facing right in your passport."
D E T A I N E D
The story of my dad basically.
@@pointless529 what
"Wears Glasses" DENIED
u hade 666 likes on this comment but I destroyed it >:). Now you have 667 likes
You had 699 likes, now it’s 700
This game has me checking my own personal documents for any discrepancies.
No bullshit, it’s because of this game that I avoided being stranded in Atlanta without food or money. You start finding it fun, messing with paperwork, getting things clean and tidy, so I’d taken to keeping copies of stuff and old paperwork on me just to play with. Then my wallet (ID, Credit Card, etc.) was lost/stolen somewhere between my gate and the hotel the airline stuffed me in after my connecting flight was delayed, and every other member of my family was panicking over the phone, and I was just like “I’m fine, really, I’ve got a binder full of identification s*** on me,” and everyone else was like “why,” and all I could answer was “a video game.”
In other news, right up until two months ago, I had a happy job as a bureaucrat managing paperwork at a community bike shop.
@@dashiellgillingham4579 k
1kg off. D E T A I N D
@ً You dont have a name. HOW!!!
@ً You didn't put a capital "M" in the "Magic".
*D E T A I N E D*
"These papers do seem a bit odd."
"Yes I made them up."
This is actually the most elite music for deep work/focus/study. Gives me flashbacks to when I was working my ass off for Arstotzka.
I lowkey used arstotzka as my presentable nation for a school project I got 87% so I detained them
They better change their attitude to give u a 87
Luke loool
person: what?? Only a 87?
Teacher: There were some problems with your presentation
Me: There’s a problem with you
Also me: DETAIN!!!
*The teacher is a Kolechian pig*
Citation:
Arstotzka is not real co- DETAINED
You hear that drum?
That's 1984 knocking at your door.
Spooky... the year of... Thomas the Tank Engine... o_O
Orwell tried to warn us... but we didn't listen.
@@derpmcgerp8062 you have been selected for a random search.
Face the telescreen.
Ugh, I mean, scanner.
Nah 🅱️ that’s the KGB in the 50 ds
Is that from the dead Kennedys
*claps*
As a former veteran soldier and Corporal of the 69th Kolechian Rifle Brigade, this is the best music ever that my Senior Officer caught me and I was detained.
Glory to Arstotszka.
ok so this video got me to buy papers please, now my entire family is dead
Inspector: The image shows you wearing a size 40 shirt. You are wearing a size 41 shirt.
Immigrant: I've changed shi-
DETAINED
shit*
Show me dem prints
REJECT ARSTOTSKA
COME TO BRAZIL
@@lilianviegas2687 NO WTF DON'T TAKE ME TO BRAZIL
@@spotlight9269 TOO LATE BOOMER
“Sir, in the picture I count 500 hairs. You now have 499 hairs. Any explanation?”
“....it fell off?”
“Okay, that’s good. You’re through. Glory to Arstotzka.”
*terrorist attack intensifies*
Basically
Nah, do doo doo doo Citation issued.
Yeah. Even if they're all correct they still somehow have a bomb
GLORY TO MY HAIRSTYLE!!! (Explodes)
*M.O.A. CITATION*
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Protocol violated.
Incorrect amount of body hairs.
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
*WARNING ISSUED - NO PENATLY*
Glory to artztroztka
As a computer programmer, this theme music helps me concentrate on my work.
Imagine being an impor citizen
Impor more like “im poor” lol
*Glory to Arstotzka*
They are so poor,that they can't spell.
HAHHAH Impors
I started calling them Impure.
*This post was made by Arstotzka gang*
I started calling them impòr
“Ah yes I see you are here visiting your wife who passed recently”
“Yes sir”
“But your wife died 2 days ago”
*DETAINED*
666 likes cool
I mean, if you attend the funeral you are kind of visiting her.
Heee amk
passed recently
OOOOOOOH
In papers please,
I let a guy in but before he left he said that his wife was next. Then when his wife came, turns out her passport was wrong but I still let her through.
They were suicide bombers after all... *I never let a person with a single mistake now*
When you want to listen to the Papers Please without playing the game:
*theme
@@ThatOneKnowItAll-hx3nx Your name implies that you know it all and thus would not have to correct yourself! D E T A I N E D
@@whyinotmyrlaccount Dagnabbit I got caught…
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
This video was released on my birthday
Glory to Arstotzka
Zmegatrolls happy reality late birthday
Glory to Artotzka
Fuck Arstotzka
@@themcadambrothers3184 DETAIN THIS PATHETIC KOLECHIAN RIGHT NOW
Martin Mcadam DETAINED
Martin Mcadam DETAINE, THERE IS A COLECHIAN SPY HERE
“Passport says you are a scientist”
“Well technically I’m actually a chem-“
*DETAINED*
Glory to arstotzka
I am a Chinese player, and now in China, they are really starting to refuse us exit.....I saw on Twitter that many Chinese users were banned from leaving the country for various reasons, and the state media began to promote "Don't leave the country if you don't have to".....(It is said that many people have even had their passports withheld for some reason....)
（WTF？ What the hell am I living in?1984?I never thought that in this magical country where I live, it would be several times more difficult to leave the country than in the game....）
really is artotzka
After 9 years this song is still masterpiece
Wel, we know that there are at least 1.9 million people in Arstotszka
Glory to Arstotszka
More than in my home country.
@@billykapard9863 what country r u from
@@billykapard9863 by your name I'm assuming Estonian
@@harold1795 Correct in one!
Billy Käpard Estonia is a beautiful place ur lucky to live there
Hey kolechian, want to hear a joke?
Kolechian: ok, what is it?
West Grestin.
Kolechian: I don't get it.
And you never will!
Glory to Arztotzka!
Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to Artoztzka!
Glory to Arstotska
Glory to Artstotzka!
FOR KOLECHIA!
"Give me my watches back"
"There is a scratch! Give me money back!"
*Arrest*
If I was a teacher and students would bring me homework I would just listen to this music and inspect their homework
-Papers please
~here you go
-*sees tiny rip in paper*
~is there problem?
-DETAINED!!!!!!!!!
- papers plase
-here go
sees he from kolechia
-KOLECHIANS NOT ENTER
-DETAINEDDETAINEDDETAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~wha what why ?
- because i want ^_^
Miles Jensen im playing this song cuz i gtg to school now....
Me:WHAT THE HEEL
Me gets out bomb*
Me:I'M A ISIS
Guy:AHHHHH
Bomb blows up*
YOU died
Glory to arstotzka
>Papers, please
DETAINED
What type of music do you listen to?
Me: its hard to explain
Glory greatest music of course
no it is not
@@juhokleemola5961 oh so your saying it's not glory greatest music well....
*DETAINED*
@@basimmunir3598 no im replying to cody roder
@@juhokleemola5961 ok
Esta es mi canción favorita del juego
Gloria a Arstotzka!
this music.. it just played randomly in my playlist but it just radiates terror and pride. you can feel the fear and power in every tone of it.
What if you wanted to go to heaven?
But God said: D E T A I N E D
underated
rated under
i would suicide bomb the border
Helltained
@@thefirstcrusade5860 With shitty bomb dismantled and sold for cheap credits?
“Impor more like I’m poor”
This was made by Arstotzkan gang
Glory to Arstotzka!
I hate how much this made me laugh
Don't insult my fellow imporians 😔😔
@@ahmetgrcn2663 "I'm poor" 🤡
your name tho
@@KrazyKrab7 ok poorian
"Papers please."
"Here."
"On the passport you had glasses?"
"Why dont you have glasses now?"
"Well I acciden-"
*DETAINED*
Glory to Arstotzka
Hello inspector,
we have audited your activities for quite some time.
At least one Ezic member has confirmed that you wrote “Papers, please” without the appropriate punctuation.
That’s a discrepancy.
But your comment has served Arstotzka well, we will overlook this small transgression.
Glory to Arstotzka
Inspector!
It has been decade of work for you.
Arstotska appreciates your continued service.
Glory to Arstotzka!
When you actually make it through Obristan border but inspector sees one extra strand of hair
*DETAINED!*
Glory to Arstotzka
Its obristan above all
ASTOTZKA!
D E T A I N E D !
Basically papers pleas in a nutshell
Your diligence has not gone unnoticed inspector.
Your family will be brought up to a class 6 dwelling.
Any citations against you have been overlooked. Loyalty to Arstotzka will not go unnoticed.
Grestin Border checkpoint reopens tomorrow. Glory to Arstotzka.
A-stotzka? DETAINED
What if you
wanted to go to heaven
but god said
DISCREPENCY DETECTED
Glory to Almighty
Interrogate
@@shmorffunny Finger Prints, Scanner Arrest
Glory to arstotzka
I took big shit before coming through, yes!
Gloria a Arstotzka
I play this over the news I read on twitter- it really sets the mood
I accidentally clicked on this with my volume up super high while wearing headphones, and had arstotzka's glory blasted into my ears very loudly.
I can't think of a name
You are blessed
you turned down your state reccomended music
detained.
glory to arstotzka.
Approved.
I'm gonna try that
I have a surround sound headset lol
G L O R Y T O A R S T O T Z K A death to KOLECHIA!
Papers please
‘Hands no papers’
Where are documents?
Arstotzka so great, you no need passport! Right?
‘Denied’
DETAINED*
Provenuser 101 i love Jorji hes so patient
let him thourgh, you get a suprise tbh.
Yes he offers you to go to Obristan.
You misspelt detained bud.
*NOW YOU ARE BEING DETAINED*
"if you're too sick to go to school you're too sick to play video games."
Glory to Arstozka
Man-“Please be nice to my wife, she’s next”
Me-“Where’s your passport”
Lady-“Please let me through, I will be killed”
Me-“weeeeeelllll, the rules are the rules... next”.
Newspaper-“lady found dead”
Good comrade
Me- “hey, rules are rules”
Nate_dawg 115 on her passport her weight claimed 12 KG her permit said 11.99 KG she was clearly using fake passport or permit.
GLORY TO ASTOKTZA
GLORY TO OUR FRIEND RUSSIA
Is it just me or do I love they way Russians sound
@@theunitsquad3144 12KG!?
If the guy's wife weighs 12 kg he married a baby.
Yeah... You do get this token thingy of you do help her, which has some or another use later. I would recommend letting her through next play through, it’s worth the citation.
>Papers please.
It says on the paper you are 75.1 kilograms.
>The scale shows 75 kilograms.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sir Scrubbington i did that a lot
you mean DENIED
Technically that could be a couple of hand grenades. I mean yeah it's a joke but you know...
Sir Scrubbington
.
Glory to Arstotzka
"Paper, please."
"There."
"Um, it said you are female but your face and body are man."
"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GEND-"
*DETAINED*
Glory to Arstotzka
It's been 8 years, however, still, Arstotzka is glorious.
Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to arstotzka
Already????
Glory to Arstotzka.
Can't disagree with your statement
Glory to Arstotzka
9 years... GLORY TOO ARSTOTZKA
Yeah its now 9 YEARS Its still glorious
Asked for this song to be played at the beginning of school. Later that day a note was given to me saying it was inappropriate.
If that isn’t censorship by the state, I don’t know what is.
Future Channel GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Lmfao
Time for a fucking crusade.
Ur school is kolechian
*Citation:* Improper representation of Arstotzka. -100 credits.
the thing i hate is how hard it is accept people, and how easy it is to deny, like you could triple check every part of the persons documents and still manage to miss a discrepancy
papers, please.
It says here: Papers, Please Theme Song - Seamless 10 Minute Extension. 10:21 =/= 10:00 - Discrepancy found -
"Sir the title was to mean an adverage amount of time!" *DETAINED*
It must be a typographical error
@@Kriskun nice
👍🏻
this deserves to be one of the top comments wtf
"There is a discrepancy here"
"It MUST be a typographical error"
🔴 [DETAIN]
passport says weighs 33 kg, weighs 34 kg DETAINED
Artstotzkan logic
+JB Felix What is wrong with that logic? The passport might be a fake if the details on it are incorrect, it isn't always a case of "more weight = something being smuggled".
Thats alot of contraband
+JB Felix maybe he took a big shit ?
+Soviet Onion hahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha omgahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+JB Felix
Is sad story.
My wife very bad cook.
If I do not eat she get angry.
We Are, The Gods.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Yes, we actually exist as opposed to the other 100000000 fictional gods who are fake. We are existing breathing entities
Why am i feeling patriotic for a country that doesn't exist
Meery Katty bus it is fucking great
It can exist, with your help, comrade.
Glory to Arstotzka.
@@alexanderhamilton4258 ummmm I...what
@@arros0924 Join our cause comrade. We shall make the world burn.
Glory to Arstotzka
All other countries will burn. Arstotzka is real
Glory to Arstotzka
*someone trying to enter my emotional boundaries*
Me: "Excuse me do you have a passport and entry ticket"
Alperson18 this comment is underrated
Does he need a work pass to be able to start undermining your confidence? : )
what? no! i was given entry ticket. i was told it was good? maybe you check?
*I think you mean access pass and identity document
* REASON FOR ENTRY *
Есть нечто странное в этой песне... Чем дольше слушаешь, тем больше эта песня становится жизнерадостной, вся паранойя и антиутопия пропадают. Эта песня по истине великолепна!
как будто надевают розовые очки
It reminds me of shostakovich. A lot of Soviet anthems are descended from the beautiful Romantic music of the Russian Empire. They took out the wimsy and replaced it with loud domineering musical lines that force the listener to see how powerful and joyous the USSR is. Shostakovich had a lot to say about that actually lol...
Russian music really is beautiful. Such a proud artistic and literary history, especially during the Russian Empire.
please translate
no@@brian93724
Listen to this while walking to school during a windy day.
Listen to this when you go to school at 7:30 in a cold eastern european winter!
Yeah thats pretty much what school feels like
Yeah
@@dragosandru9484 me too
You cannot bribe an officer of Arstotzka.
oh you can but not that I wil actualy let you in
Its OK friend. No passport or bribe needed to Arstotska!
They must pay well for such obedience, dog.
Arstotska is best country, yes?
Random Animations
AUDIT
Mr. Inspector, Your association with another group of which they call themselves The Order of the EZIC Star has been uncovered. Atleast one agent has confessed asking for help from you.
The EZIC Has been crushed. Glory to Arstotzka.
Ending __ Of 20 Achieved.
- MAIN MENU -
I guess I’m not the only one who still listens to this
Nie tylko ty
Now I'm going to listen to this while I do my homework to remind myself that papers are due.
Durge walks into class
- papers please
- GLORY TO ARSTOZKA
(edit)
Teacher - What?
Durge - oh sorry **hands papers**
I laughed harder than I should have. And I can't stop laughing.
lel
Durge that's pure aut
Durge THE TEACHER BE LIKE PAPERS PLES
Some of us are more loyal to Arstotzka than our actual nations
Hyun Seok Ryu Antarctica isn’t owned by any nation.... Hhmmm.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Glory to Arstotszka.
Glory to Arstotzka, death to Kolechia
OH MY GOD
*Glory to Arstotzka!*
Glory to arstotzka
How could someone dislike this masterpiece. Glory to Arstotzka
Anyone who dislikes is........DETAINED
Kolechians
Damn kolrchiens
Indeed. This a crime against our beloved country
Glory to Arztotzka
Kolechians
I fought in Kolechia for 5 years.
If you think it is bad in Arstotzka, it is ten times worse in Kolechia.
oh shit
oh no
How's elsa?
I literally restarted the day to save your life comrade
Fuck
*glory to arstotzka*
Nobody:
Jorji when he gets detained: *Still Arstostzka best country*
Arstotzka to Jorji: You are bed guay, bot thyet dos not myean you are bed guay
@@mafusally lol
didnt expect a fnaf ytuber here too
Eberyone to jorgi: That man right there, get him a medal of loyality
@@mafusally DETAINED!
Damn, I haven't even played the game myself, there is just something about the song. There is a lot of paranoia and insecurity, a lot of melancholy in its rythm. Listening to it, you feel like the walls have eyes.
The walls do have eyes. Look again.
@@shmorffunny xd
so is life in the glorious Arstotzka
Do you have anxiety
@@ulysses988 No, he has fucking ears.
imagine standing in that hell of a line then finally getting to the checkpoint and you hear "it was a mistake to open this checkpoint."
Glory to Arstotzka, Inspector!!!