Mochi Sandvich that is the reason it existed.. 2000 odd years ago.. the majority of the world has now gained an education and we are better equipped to use our big brains. sadly some still use it for fantasy..
not really. it is a silly thought. how about if you don't like some of your deceased family. perhaps you had an abusive uncle or partner? , the fantasy of course means you will see all your relatives that have ever lived too , and everybody elses. The god like will of course say "but bad people will be in hell" . but also gentle Jesus brought in vicarious redemption so that does not apply. all you have to do is turn to god before you die and you are forgiven.
If God was truly omnipotent, he wouldn't have taken a week to create the earth, because that would mean that there are limitations to his powers. He wouldn't have to have caused a flood to kill off the evil human race, as he could just snap his fingers and make it happen. He wouldn't need a ridiculously complicated "plan" to achieve some ultimate goal that is yet to be revealed (which is a ridiculous idea, but that's a story for another time), as whatever he wants to happen, he could make happen without any planning or preparations.
this is your vision of God , like many christians i dont think he created the world in 7 days, did a flood, you are taking the old testament litteraly like the creationnists so dont criticize them.
Yolo Oloy Might often be a joke. But still both seen and heard it being used in serious discussions by crationists when arguing against evulotion Same with things like "why do not any species turn into another specie now?" Or things like "no we dont come from scimps" then they are either joking/trolling or they have no fucking clue what they are talking about
It's a bummer that we can't see electricity. I freak out whenever there's a thunderstorm because all of the invisible lightning. (Yeah I know that that's mostly plasma in an electromagnetic field but you get my point.)
Exactly. I'm not afraid of thunder at all. Naturally, I'm afraid of Thor. Because obviously he makes thunder. How else would you explain that loud sound when lightning strikes? Pff, with SCIENCE?
Actually I powered this video using a complicated process consisting of 1 982 gears, 3 levers and 1 penguin. It totally isn't electricity as that doesn't exist.
A lot of people on this thread is mentioning how god is all powerful, he took 7 days to make the earth... if i was god, an all powerful being, i would have made the earth in a blink of an eye. Wouldn't even take 1 second. Considering the earth is just a speck of dust compared to the whole damn universe! By the way, didn't god make the stars in a day, as in the whole universe? This does not make any sense to anyone who has any knowledge of the universe.
1:38 "What about love, wind, history, electricity, gravity, T.V. and Radiowaves." I'll take this challenge. Many of these things we can observe the effects on people, which is why we know it's real. Love for example is the attraction between two or more people, or in yourself, or others...whatever you get the idea. Wind, we can observe the effects of, and see trees being effected by the wind, or a piece of trash blowing down the sidewalk. Also, the molecules that make up wind like hydrogen, oxygen, helium, etc, are way too small to see with the human eye, but a very powerful electron microscope can see atoms and subatomic particles. History.....I shouldn't even have to explain this one. We see history all the fucking TIME! History is being written as we live. I've lived long enough to see the future become history! Electricity. So I guess lightning bolts and static electricity is actually just magic right? Those crazy scientists and their Tesla coils. It's witchcraft I say! Gravity is something I'm not actually qualified to explain, due to the fact that it has less evidence behind it than evolution. Gravity is still a mystery that scientists are trying very desperately to explain on the quantum level. T.V. and Radio waves. I refer you to the spectrum of light. Our eyes are unable to perceive this kind of light. It is an invisible light that WE can not see, one of many I might add. Radio waves, microwaves, infrared, ultraviolet, x-ray and gamma rays. We can not see this light. But specialized equipment like infrared goggles lets us see infrared light, so it can be detected and observed! Just not by the naked eye.
Sure atheists on occasion wonder if they are wrong and God is real, but then again theists also wonder, am I fool is their truly no God? You would need to have a massive ego to not ever doubt your beliefs regardless what they happen to be.
Ray Comfort has a very simple view of reality. He has never learned this rule of thumb. Do some research before you talk about a subject. You're not an expert in anything just because you are a devoted Jebus fan.
+Kuintin Ansy Sorry for my ignorance but what does "being a christian for cultural reasons" mean? If you leave aside the image of a god in your life doesnt it make it pointless to be a christian?
Maybe God made Adam through human transmutation and we're all hideously deformed abominations that didn't turn out right. Truth took God's physical form.
That's not how christians think. Christians say that it would be impossible for a creature to evolve over millions of years because of lifespan. However, we do say that creatures can ADAPT, and it DOESN'T happen over millions of years but more like decades.
Terrible? No just silly. This really isn't in the same league as thinking people should be eternally tortured. That would be terrible. Disgusting. Ridiculous and evil.
As a Christian, I see these comics as plain old fucking stupid. The first one could be argued as in the point is "faith" even though all the examples (electricity, gravity, etc) have been proven. But the rest? Only thing they do is come across as aggressive and belittling. These kind of things are the problems with so many Christians because this is not what we were taught to do. And in the end it doesn't serve to put us in a positive light, but rather makes us look more like a bunch of bigoted assholes. This shit needs to stop.
hypervoraxg96 Well I'm an American and see the complete and utter stupidity in our country, and I agree, they are incredibly stupid. When I can, I'm going to Italy, they believe in Evolution.
you can Google "crazy christian" or "bible banger" and get some good results but of all those it makes up about 1-3% of Christians. then there are about 10% who are fucking annoying but not that crazy. the rest are mostly good people. there is a quote that sums this up quite well. "The loudest voices, no mater how few, are the easiest heard"
misteryeh Yeah and they eat pizza every day. Seriously, most italians are catholics. If you really want to emigrate to a more secular country, try northern Europe.
Micah Murray to be fair i think the cartoons should stay, much like the nigerian money scammers that use lots of godly words to trick gullible religious people out of their money . The cartoons and the gullibility of those who fall for this crap needs to be seen by as many people as possible. It reveals so much that is wrong with religion.
I love how the main "argument" against Athiests Cumfart is using is the exact thing that is promoted within christianity, "Don't think!" Athiest are the exact opposite! We actually use our brains. The two characters being Christian would make these comics a lot more funny because it would actually be true.
You guys are all wrong! The only god is the great and almighty giant purple spongebob squarepants. Ever noticed how a sponge perfectly fits in your hand? How can it possibly fit so well in your hand if it wasn't designed by the great and almighty giant purple spongebob squarepants ?
5:29 Sorry TJ, but it seems like the intended point was something far dumber: the old "argument" that atheists with an opinion of god are tacitly admitting that one exists.
So, I was in bible study this wednesday (Damn I hate it but I have to go because my parents force me) and the teacher asked, "If you where to ask 'God' a question, what would it be?" I immediately threw my hand up and the teacher told me to go ahead I said the following "How where you created?" She responded in a calm way and said that she respected my question (I know she was going to say that it was a dumb question) but later responded with this "Well, 'God' is 'God'." That means she didn't know what so ever, and the whole class agreed with me that it would be a great question to ask. I am just tried of Christians being so uneducated and saying Evolution never occurred and yet still can't answer me that question...
I'm an agnostic; I am well aware that God, in all likelihood, doesn't exist. However, I've always had a small connection to God (which is probably a product of society) and thus I don't want to be fully atheist. However, I acknowledge that there is no logic behind theism and thus it should not be taught.
Atheism isn't taught, Science is and if you don't agree with science, then you're wrong. Science isn't based on beliefs, thought and hopes. It's based on facts.
+Ben Weissman Hey man, there's nothing wrong with being a little spiritual! It can actually benefit your life, as long as it doesn't make you close-minded or a bad person. You do you, bro :)
I consider myself a Christian Pantheist so it's safe to say that I accept modern scientific theories. However, the whole perception of reality part is a little bit leaning towards the Buddhist camp. Now what I don't understand, is how this whole Creation vs Evolution mess got started. Or let alone why Christians feel so threatened by scientific theories. Then again, I'm just another ignorant Christian who doesn't understand what he's talking about. Not many of you would read my whole comment anyways :/
Don't worry, not many of your 'brothers and sisters' bother to usually read my comments anyway. If they did, they wouldn't retort with things I already made pointless to argue with.
To put it simply, the human mind is incapable of perceiving something that 'always was.' It's paradoxical. In a world in with all things are created, modified, and destroyed at one point, it's difficult to logically believe in something that contradicts those prerequisites.
Ok, i'm gunna try to end the religion wars here. EVERYONE! It doesn't matter what you believe in, what you believe in doesn't make the person you are. To be honest, Religion seems nothing but a scapegoat to make excuses to lie, cheat, judge, kill, make war, deny peace, and so on. I mean, look at the Crusades for example. I myself am a Christian, but i know to remain open-minded and to not only tolerate others, but to accept them as human beings and potential friends. We as Christians, Muslims, Jewish, Athiests, etc/ Don't have to hate eachother and fight eachother over our beliefs. If you want to fight, have a real reason, like, i don't know, your neighbor tried to shoot your dog or something! Just stop staining your beliefs with stupid actions like many christians, muslims, and so on do today! We don't have to put the blame of everything on Religion, guys, just believe in what you want to believe, and try to keep a tolerant open mind about others.
The point is that these beliefs are being forced down each others' throats and religion is being placed into places it does not belong (school, government). Although it is not the source of ALL problems, religion undeniably causes way too many unavoidable issues. If theists would just keep it to themselves, atheists would shut up.
I think we should just uncover some hard irrefutable evidence that no god exists or a god does exist, Then everyone will have to believe one thing and one thing only, THAT'S how it ends
Yeah, it *does* matter what you believe. Religion isn't just a scapegoat; its involvement is way deeper than that. It's not the least bit innocent; frankly, its very nature is the root cause of a lot of the world's true evils. See, one of the problems with believing in a god that has the power to create and destroy you, is that most people who do are naturally going to want to be on its good side. Whether out of a desire to have the dice loaded in one's favor, or hope for a way around death, or maybe just fear of eternal torture, they're going to want to please it, or at least keep it from getting angry. But since no god has ever actually left clear evidence of its wishes, its believers are left to try and guess how to please it. That guessing is the single biggest problem with religion, and nearly all religious conflict (including conflicts with the irreligious) can be traced back to it. Aside from the rampant superstition it provokes, it inevitably leads to people claiming to have found the *right* way -- which usually implies that every other way is wrong. And being wrong, in a believer's mind, typically means being on the creator's eternal shitlist. This leads to bad things: * Blind faith in religious leaders to explain the world. Religious leaders aren't interested in discarding their worldview, because (1) see above about "being wrong", but also, (2) *it gives them power over others*. They're rarely the ones who check their faith regularly, but usually the ones who believe most fervently. Even when evidence conflicts with religious dogma, the conflict is framed as a "test of faith". You currently see this going on quite a bit with evolution, but it's previously been employed to suppress heliocentrism, anesthesia, and a number of other scientific advances. It even semi-effectively resisted old-earth creationism for a while. * Other-believers and non-believers become heathens who have to be either saved from their ignorance, or marginalized/neutralized by any means necessary. (Read: proselytism, theocracy, religious discrimination, holy wars.) Most Judeo-Christian religions do this constantly. Targets include each other, other-believers, non-believers, and any group whose behavior and/or teachings "God" doesn't like. (It becomes even more dangerous when religion worms its way into government, which it somehow always seems to do.) Examples include the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Salem Witch Trials, the Holocaust, the McCarthy hearings, abortion clinic bombings, the Westboro Baptist Church, the anti-LGBT crusade, and (IMO) basically every jihadist group. These things happened because of religious differences, sure...but the problem is, due to the very nature of religion, *religious differences are inevitable* -- at least til a god actually shows up and writes the rules down with its own hands/claws/noodles/whatever. As long as there is any question about how said creator wants us to act, there will be someone who claims to know the "right" way to God. And because religion itself (or at least all the most common instances of it) sets the stakes at one's eternal soul, there will always be people who believe the stakes justify extremism.
"Believing" is mostly about belonging to a group and gaining their approval. Thinking (outside of the approved dogma) is not important. So to a believer, it doesn't matter if these cartoons are 99% gibberish (I'm being generous), any more than it matters to an Obama-hater that he's not actually a Muslim, Communist, Fascist Socialist. All that's important is something to unify people in their derision of what they don't like; to reinforce the group mindset. These are not written for thinking people.
"how did we think before we evolved?" WTF I feel like some Christians think we think that evolution is like it is in pokemon. Like with the blink of an eye we turn into a complete different species. Evolution happens atoms at a time. I just don't get that mentality.
Nobody knows here on earth neither is necessary to our level of evolution as actual religions. Neither we know a thing from his/her/it descendants. Too advanced for humankind. And remember the creator of man (genetic engineering to be more precise) isn´t the same as the creator of life and/or the creator of this universe. All religion followers are quite misinformed/uninformed (qur´an ,bible, torah, etc). DEAL WITH IT, IT´S TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!
Dunno about the laws in Kiwiland, but in the United States, you're allowed to say offensive things. Personally, I can't take offense from cartoons drawn by a special needs kid though. I just think it's adorable that he's managing to draw the right number of eyes, arms, etc.
I'm an Agnostic because if Theists can prove the existence of a God I'll believe. But I say I'm an Atheist because people don't really understand Agnosticism
Maxx Kroes It's not that the process *needed* some higher power to be gone through with, but rather that the higher power could have started it, and let it take its own course.
Maxx Kroes But we now have theories that we may one day be able to test. Definitely not now, as we don't have any way to test it, or even know if there is the being that is required for the theories to be confirmed (a god).
Okay, I am a christian, a catholic to be precise, but I can see now why so many christians are looked upon as idiots and bigot scumbags by others, when it can oftentimes be a wrong thing to assume such. I mean, these guys trying to disprove atheism with these comics are not just pathetic, but also aren't giving atheism the respect it deseves. I think all beliefs deserve respect, when they are discussed or talked about by people who don't believe in them. Even if you disagree with others, you have to respect their opinions, especially in the matter of religions, since it's impossible to prove who is right in that, but it's not necessary at all. Beliefs are meant to be believed in, not considered scientific facts. That's why so many religious people trying to disprove evolution or vice versa is ridiculous. We need no evidence to prove or disprove beliefs and that's true for all. But religious beliefs are not in a constant fight with scientific facts. They coexist with them,
Well said :P thats a really positive and intelligent outlook on the situation. I'm glad to know there are people like you. P.S. Atheism isnt a belief,its a lack of belief.
darklord884 If you put it that way,Christianity isnt the belief in the divinity and existence of God(the christian one,obviously),but instead the belief that there isnt a lack of that same god in our existence God.You could make that exact differentation on any belief,status,opinion etc... But the question from which the answer whether you're a theist or not derives from is "Do you believe in a god?".Atheism is simply saying no,i do not believe in a god,where as theism is saying yes,i do believe,hence the existing deffinitions.Get it?
Anti-Voldemort is code for Anti-Wizard. Coexistence with Muggles is code for Wizard Genocide. Dumbledore and his fellow elitists seek to create a savage primitive world with no magic. But my people, Wizards, PURE Wizards without any magicless filth in their blood are beginning to wake up.
U know wats stupid...its actually him the guy makin da vids..he may laugh and have a good time on earth but wen he dies ik he will be begfin 4 mercy to god to not gom2 hell...idek if god will but I trust and love him,.and its good tht over 97% of the us is Christian
I can't believe someone who has displayed that he has literally no understanding of evolution, would have the stupidity to make a movie attempting to debunk evolution. Though I guess complete ignorance hasn't stopped Comfort so far...
I think the point they were trying to make in the second comic was that it's self-contradictory for atheists to think that God is evil while also not believing he exists. Apparently, Ray Comfort and Paul Clarkson are not familiar with the concept of fictional villains.
If I point out that TV waves and radio waves are the same thing and that they're just modulated differently and transmitted on different wavelengths of non-visible light, does that mean I got trolled?
I had a christian room mate that believed "the only purpose of science is to disprove" Basically saying that science can't be used to prove or learn but only disregard what we already know.
In the last comic, they called atheists nuts for not believing in God, but you are perfectly sane for believing in a flying spaghetti monster that created the whole universe, when there wasn't even time before the universe.
The majority of Christian arguments, especially on the 'doubt' front, go something like this: "We'll flip a coin." "Okay, what are the rules?" "Heads, I win. Tails, you lose."
History is documented, but unfortunately Religious texts come in written form as well. Archeologists do a pretty good job at confirming the existence of historical events though.
i am on a school of those christians i asked my teacher where did god come from he said he was always there i asked when began always then he stop and walked half mad away
"How did we think before we evolved?"
I don't know, go ask a christian.
best comment I've read so far
Fucking legenedary
GODLIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Checkmate
ROASTED XD
I take offense to this video. Voldemort is a very real threat.
Who?
+Luke Borror Don't you dare to tell me you don't know Voldemort
HAHAHA!
DON'T SAY HIS NAME IN VAIN YOU FUCK
ETTGEGE
People seem to forget, the only reason religion exists is because people needed a way to explain the the world around us.
Well...that is true.But we are now in a day and age where we are more knowledgeable of the world around us than we were long ago.
Mochi Sandvich that is the reason it existed.. 2000 odd years ago.. the majority of the world has now gained an education and we are better equipped to use our big brains. sadly some still use it for fantasy..
amojak It is a nice thought though, that after you die you go to a perfect place with the rest of your friends and family.
not really. it is a silly thought. how about if you don't like some of your deceased family. perhaps you had an abusive uncle or partner? , the fantasy of course means you will see all your relatives that have ever lived too , and everybody elses. The god like will of course say "but bad people will be in hell" . but also gentle Jesus brought in vicarious redemption so that does not apply. all you have to do is turn to god before you die and you are forgiven.
+Mochi Sandvich So people made up a bullshit set of answers, and a non-bullshit answer just wasn't around long enough for stupid people to believe it.
i hope the movie gets made because we need more comedy films
Comment of 2016
this comment made my day
SOMETHING. ANYTHING TO REPLACE ADAM SANDLER MOVIES
+William Robertson (Shrekmex) *the film ends up starring Adam Sandler* XD
+Spencer MacDougall watch cool cat saves the kids
If God was truly omnipotent, he wouldn't have taken a week to create the earth, because that would mean that there are limitations to his powers. He wouldn't have to have caused a flood to kill off the evil human race, as he could just snap his fingers and make it happen. He wouldn't need a ridiculously complicated "plan" to achieve some ultimate goal that is yet to be revealed (which is a ridiculous idea, but that's a story for another time), as whatever he wants to happen, he could make happen without any planning or preparations.
This, this needs to be everywhere!
this is your vision of God , like many christians i dont think he created the world in 7 days, did a flood, you are taking the old testament litteraly like the creationnists so dont criticize them.
This is critique against creationism, not what I believe. I'm simply pointing out that their world view doesn't add up.
God doesn't live in time, we do and he has to come into our world(time) with rules he created and painted the perfect picture(sound,light,life,love).
I'm an Atheist but if you were God in this situation, would you want to just jump from point A to point B, or watch what happens?
maybe christians think evolution is like in pokemon or digimon
appemon evolvs to . . . HUMANMON!!!!!!
you should be careful then: there are a lot of tamers out there
Yolo Oloy Might often be a joke. But still both seen and heard it being used in serious discussions by crationists when arguing against evulotion
Same with things like "why do not any species turn into another specie now?"
Or things like "no we dont come from scimps"
then they are either joking/trolling or they have no fucking clue what they are talking about
Reddokk Fheg Yep.
no poke evolution is still to much for cristians
Axu Suvitie Oliveira nope
Looking through this website and I saw a pretty funny joke:
Why do atheists like 80's hair?
They like big bangs.
thats pretty fucking funny
I got emo hair, I'm growing dreads though. Just. Never mind.
It's a bummer that we can't see electricity. I freak out whenever there's a thunderstorm because all of the invisible lightning.
(Yeah I know that that's mostly plasma in an electromagnetic field but you get my point.)
Versal jfc it's called 'sarcasm'.
Well it is measurable ... unlike god XD
Or human stupidity.
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid is person x?"
"Yellow"
LOL
Exactly. I'm not afraid of thunder at all. Naturally, I'm afraid of Thor. Because obviously he makes thunder. How else would you explain that loud sound when lightning strikes? Pff, with SCIENCE?
When you realize the comic book characters voiceovers are Jeffrey and God
whoa
Oh. My. Fuck.
fucking hell.... you're right....
+Pernell Junior wow dude that just blew my mind, never realized that... good catch
Mind blown.😃
Actually I powered this video using a complicated process consisting of 1 982 gears, 3 levers and 1 penguin. It totally isn't electricity as that doesn't exist.
+Catlord What does the penguin do...?
+CheatsEnabled Sex toy?
+CheatsEnabled neh maybe trained to pull lever?
+CheatsEnabled I'd assume the penguin is continuously dropped, spinning th gears in some sort of penguin-powered future machine.
+CheatsEnabled I'd assume the penguin is continuously dropped, spinning th gears in some sort of penguin-powered future machine.
I think "stupid" is too light of a word to use to describe these comics......
How about these ones:
1.Retarded
2.* (insert another one)
* im to lazy to think of another one.
Caine Breedlove Yep, that sums it up.
***** Yes, that works
sugacaine
i think that sums it up quite well good sir
A muffin But they fail each time, making them less confident each attempt.
I want to taste god
+William Cunha i am a Christian and i love that comment
I hope I never run into you in an alley way at night.
I want to taste evilution and all other religions
Plutoid if you’ve ever eaten chocolate you already have
@@rickmo5585 you're crazy
pun-master. Ray Cumfart 10/10
"Ray cumfart is full of shit"
+Lucy Johnson Ray Cumfart sharts when he orgasms.
+reggienuva183 lol best comment 9/11 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5/7
the 9gag ctrl+c ctrl+v memes are here
A lot of people on this thread is mentioning how god is all powerful, he took 7 days to make the earth... if i was god, an all powerful being, i would have made the earth in a blink of an eye. Wouldn't even take 1 second. Considering the earth is just a speck of dust compared to the whole damn universe! By the way, didn't god make the stars in a day, as in the whole universe? This does not make any sense to anyone who has any knowledge of the universe.
***** It doesn't make sense for an all powerful god to make all this and "rest" on the 7th day. Does it make sense to you?
***** do you know big the universe is?
***** do you believe in the bible, do you believe in the story of adam and eve?
kit p Mabye god decided to make the world in 7 days as a b8 to piss off some athiests.
Kojie Bolanos yes maybe... so how do we determined which guess is correct, or should we just believe the ones that we like more?
1:38
"What about love, wind, history, electricity, gravity, T.V. and Radiowaves."
I'll take this challenge. Many of these things we can observe the effects on people, which is why we know it's real. Love for example is the attraction between two or more people, or in yourself, or others...whatever you get the idea. Wind, we can observe the effects of, and see trees being effected by the wind, or a piece of trash blowing down the sidewalk. Also, the molecules that make up wind like hydrogen, oxygen, helium, etc, are way too small to see with the human eye, but a very powerful electron microscope can see atoms and subatomic particles.
History.....I shouldn't even have to explain this one. We see history all the fucking TIME! History is being written as we live. I've lived long enough to see the future become history! Electricity. So I guess lightning bolts and static electricity is actually just magic right? Those crazy scientists and their Tesla coils. It's witchcraft I say!
Gravity is something I'm not actually qualified to explain, due to the fact that it has less evidence behind it than evolution. Gravity is still a mystery that scientists are trying very desperately to explain on the quantum level.
T.V. and Radio waves. I refer you to the spectrum of light. Our eyes are unable to perceive this kind of light. It is an invisible light that WE can not see, one of many I might add. Radio waves, microwaves, infrared, ultraviolet, x-ray and gamma rays. We can not see this light. But specialized equipment like infrared goggles lets us see infrared light, so it can be detected and observed! Just not by the naked eye.
Gravity...
How do you expect me to read all that. I take offense to how long your writing is.
Sure atheists on occasion wonder if they are wrong and God is real, but then again theists also wonder, am I fool is their truly no God?
You would need to have a massive ego to not ever doubt your beliefs regardless what they happen to be.
Nobody knows, unfortunately.
Ray Comfort has a very simple view of reality. He has never learned this rule of thumb. Do some research before you talk about a subject. You're not an expert in anything just because you are a devoted Jebus fan.
as a Christian I couldn't stop laughing at this comic, please don't think that we think like this, Ray is a radical
True. I am "Christian" for culture reasons only. I am really agnostic.
+Kuintin Ansy Sorry for my ignorance but what does "being a christian for cultural reasons" mean? If you leave aside the image of a god in your life doesnt it make it pointless to be a christian?
lagalil maybe being atheist is frowned upon in his country, city? Only a speculation tho
+Adam Edgar them you arent christian because of cultural reasons, you are just afraid of rejection.
lagalil I like to celebrate holidays and be with family. Being Irish-American, it is hard to separate from the church entirely.
Maybe the universe was made through equivalent exchange, and god uses a philosophers stone.
I don't even know when I wrote this
Maybe God made Adam through human transmutation and we're all hideously deformed abominations that didn't turn out right. Truth took God's physical form.
I think god´s a fucking stoner. Now I´m a believer, hallelujah !
You see, we evolved to think after we collected enough moonstones and rare candies and we suddenly evolved from apes to humans.
That's not how christians think.
Christians say that it would be impossible for a creature to evolve over millions of years because of lifespan. However, we do say that creatures can ADAPT, and it DOESN'T happen over millions of years but more like decades.
as a Christian, these comics were terrible. I'm sorry guys, not all of us are like that.
we know most of you are valuable members of society
u should be sorry for giving this to society
Congrats, your a good human beign with the right to believe what you want
Terrible? No just silly. This really isn't in the same league as thinking people should be eternally tortured. That would be terrible. Disgusting. Ridiculous and evil.
That's really humble of you to say that I can respect you for whatching this you seen like a good guy
As a Christian, I see these comics as plain old fucking stupid. The first one could be argued as in the point is "faith" even though all the examples (electricity, gravity, etc) have been proven. But the rest? Only thing they do is come across as aggressive and belittling. These kind of things are the problems with so many Christians because this is not what we were taught to do. And in the end it doesn't serve to put us in a positive light, but rather makes us look more like a bunch of bigoted assholes. This shit needs to stop.
hypervoraxg96 Well I'm an American and see the complete and utter stupidity in our country, and I agree, they are incredibly stupid. When I can, I'm going to Italy, they believe in Evolution.
you can Google "crazy christian" or "bible banger" and get some good results but of all those it makes up about 1-3% of Christians. then there are about 10% who are fucking annoying but not that crazy. the rest are mostly good people. there is a quote that sums this up quite well. "The loudest voices, no mater how few, are the easiest heard"
misteryeh Yeah and they eat pizza every day. Seriously, most italians are catholics. If you really want to emigrate to a more secular country, try northern Europe.
MorpheusVector What exactly is the problem with loving weapons?
Micah Murray to be fair i think the cartoons should stay, much like the nigerian money scammers that use lots of godly words to trick gullible religious people out of their money . The cartoons and the gullibility of those who fall for this crap needs to be seen by as many people as possible. It reveals so much that is wrong with religion.
Ironically the second one makes a great case against god.
I love how the main "argument" against Athiests Cumfart is using is the exact thing that is promoted within christianity, "Don't think!"
Athiest are the exact opposite! We actually use our brains.
The two characters being Christian would make these comics a lot more funny because it would actually be true.
You guys are all wrong! The only god is the great and almighty giant purple spongebob squarepants.
Ever noticed how a sponge perfectly fits in your hand?
How can it possibly fit so well in your hand if it wasn't designed by the great and almighty giant purple spongebob squarepants ?
Lol
5:29 Sorry TJ, but it seems like the intended point was something far dumber: the old "argument" that atheists with an opinion of god are tacitly admitting that one exists.
Steel memes can't melt jet beams.
Jet feul cant melt dank memes
meme fuel can't melt meme beams
Meme beans can't jet meme melt
So, I was in bible study this wednesday (Damn I hate it but I have to go because my parents force me) and the teacher asked, "If you where to ask 'God' a question, what would it be?" I immediately threw my hand up and the teacher told me to go ahead I said the following "How where you created?" She responded in a calm way and said that she respected my question (I know she was going to say that it was a dumb question) but later responded with this "Well, 'God' is 'God'." That means she didn't know what so ever, and the whole class agreed with me that it would be a great question to ask. I am just tried of Christians being so uneducated and saying Evolution never occurred and yet still can't answer me that question...
In Christian mythos God wasn't created, he just was always there, and always will be.
He wasn't created, he was just always there. He's the only eternal being/concept/whatever, with no beginning and no end.
Mr Bubbles074 Honestly, it makes no sense but oh well...
+Kaleb Hernandez Personally I don't think it's all that strange, but I'm guessing it's a bit weird to atheists.
Mr Bubbles074 I respect that.
Should Satan be considered good for punishing the sinners just a random thought
These comic makes chick tracks sound like fucking Shakespeare
do i hear darkmatter?
I'm an agnostic; I am well aware that God, in all likelihood, doesn't exist. However, I've always had a small connection to God (which is probably a product of society) and thus I don't want to be fully atheist. However, I acknowledge that there is no logic behind theism and thus it should not be taught.
same here dude
Atheism isn't taught, Science is and if you don't agree with science, then you're wrong. Science isn't based on beliefs, thought and hopes. It's based on facts.
Then you are an agnostic atheist?
+The Rubody I guess
+Ben Weissman Hey man, there's nothing wrong with being a little spiritual! It can actually benefit your life, as long as it doesn't make you close-minded or a bad person. You do you, bro :)
I consider myself a Christian Pantheist so it's safe to say that I accept modern scientific theories. However, the whole perception of reality part is a little bit leaning towards the Buddhist camp. Now what I don't understand, is how this whole Creation vs Evolution mess got started. Or let alone why Christians feel so threatened by scientific theories. Then again, I'm just another ignorant Christian who doesn't understand what he's talking about. Not many of you would read my whole comment anyways :/
Don't worry, not many of your 'brothers and sisters' bother to usually read my comments anyway. If they did, they wouldn't retort with things I already made pointless to argue with.
I read the whole thing and have one thing to say, nice profile name and pic xD
satue pls
LOL
sir i ned 2 as u 2 stawp bein toopid n nnoying
When you mentioned that God was an unfalsifiable hypothesis, I could just feel all the Christians thinking "unfalsifiable=true"
To put it simply, the human mind is incapable of perceiving something that 'always was.' It's paradoxical. In a world in with all things are created, modified, and destroyed at one point, it's difficult to logically believe in something that contradicts those prerequisites.
Matter always was, energy always was, time always was
As far as we know. I appreciate the input.
Ok, i'm gunna try to end the religion wars here.
EVERYONE! It doesn't matter what you believe in, what you believe in doesn't make the person you are. To be honest, Religion seems nothing but a scapegoat to make excuses to lie, cheat, judge, kill, make war, deny peace, and so on. I mean, look at the Crusades for example. I myself am a Christian, but i know to remain open-minded and to not only tolerate others, but to accept them as human beings and potential friends.
We as Christians, Muslims, Jewish, Athiests, etc/ Don't have to hate eachother and fight eachother over our beliefs. If you want to fight, have a real reason, like, i don't know, your neighbor tried to shoot your dog or something! Just stop staining your beliefs with stupid actions like many christians, muslims, and so on do today!
We don't have to put the blame of everything on Religion, guys, just believe in what you want to believe, and try to keep a tolerant open mind about others.
The point is that these beliefs are being forced down each others' throats and religion is being placed into places it does not belong (school, government). Although it is not the source of ALL problems, religion undeniably causes way too many unavoidable issues. If theists would just keep it to themselves, atheists would shut up.
I think we should just uncover some hard irrefutable evidence that no god exists or a god does exist,
Then everyone will have to believe one thing and one thing only,
THAT'S how it ends
Yeah, it *does* matter what you believe. Religion isn't just a scapegoat; its involvement is way deeper than that. It's not the least bit innocent; frankly, its very nature is the root cause of a lot of the world's true evils.
See, one of the problems with believing in a god that has the power to create and destroy you, is that most people who do are naturally going to want to be on its good side. Whether out of a desire to have the dice loaded in one's favor, or hope for a way around death, or maybe just fear of eternal torture, they're going to want to please it, or at least keep it from getting angry. But since no god has ever actually left clear evidence of its wishes, its believers are left to try and guess how to please it.
That guessing is the single biggest problem with religion, and nearly all religious conflict (including conflicts with the irreligious) can be traced back to it. Aside from the rampant superstition it provokes, it inevitably leads to people claiming to have found the *right* way -- which usually implies that every other way is wrong. And being wrong, in a believer's mind, typically means being on the creator's eternal shitlist.
This leads to bad things:
* Blind faith in religious leaders to explain the world. Religious leaders aren't interested in discarding their worldview, because (1) see above about "being wrong", but also, (2) *it gives them power over others*. They're rarely the ones who check their faith regularly, but usually the ones who believe most fervently. Even when evidence conflicts with religious dogma, the conflict is framed as a "test of faith". You currently see this going on quite a bit with evolution, but it's previously been employed to suppress heliocentrism, anesthesia, and a number of other scientific advances. It even semi-effectively resisted old-earth creationism for a while.
* Other-believers and non-believers become heathens who have to be either saved from their ignorance, or marginalized/neutralized by any means necessary. (Read: proselytism, theocracy, religious discrimination, holy wars.) Most Judeo-Christian religions do this constantly. Targets include each other, other-believers, non-believers, and any group whose behavior and/or teachings "God" doesn't like. (It becomes even more dangerous when religion worms its way into government, which it somehow always seems to do.) Examples include the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Salem Witch Trials, the Holocaust, the McCarthy hearings, abortion clinic bombings, the Westboro Baptist Church, the anti-LGBT crusade, and (IMO) basically every jihadist group.
These things happened because of religious differences, sure...but the problem is, due to the very nature of religion, *religious differences are inevitable* -- at least til a god actually shows up and writes the rules down with its own hands/claws/noodles/whatever. As long as there is any question about how said creator wants us to act, there will be someone who claims to know the "right" way to God. And because religion itself (or at least all the most common instances of it) sets the stakes at one's eternal soul, there will always be people who believe the stakes justify extremism.
GlitchyShadow137 It is impossible to say if a god doesn't exist, hence why religion isnt dead.
Facepalm Pyro No matter what we say or where we get, God will always be just out of our reach, despite Malachi 3:6 which states that he never changes.
I'm a Christian and this comic makes no sense to me.
+Incendiary Agenda *tips fedora*
+Freemind
there might be hope for you after all...
i recommend you start studying the bible on your own, cover to cover. that should cure you :)
thats ok your dumb
+Freemind You're a Christian and that makes no sense to me.
Whatever.
BTW, "TV waves" (haha!) and "radio waves" are the same thing.
ohhhhh come on, dude. who cares? that has nothing to do with the video.
jhjustice4all
Sure it does. It demonstrates just how uneducated Comfort is.
jhjustice4all I mean, to be fair, obviously he cares. Otherwise he wouldn't have brought it up.
Uber Murphy oh look, we have a smart ass in the room. "who cares" is not a literal question. it was rhetorical.
drstrangelove09 Cumfart* ;P
Those comics... Jesse and Heisenberg?
Yup
Isn't Ray Comfort Kirk Cameron's sugar daddy?
"Believing" is mostly about belonging to a group and gaining their approval. Thinking (outside of the approved dogma) is not important. So to a believer, it doesn't matter if these cartoons are 99% gibberish (I'm being generous), any more than it matters to an Obama-hater that he's not actually a Muslim, Communist, Fascist Socialist. All that's important is something to unify people in their derision of what they don't like; to reinforce the group mindset. These are not written for thinking people.
Telling an atheist that they are going to hell is like telling an adult they are getting coal for Christmas
I can't see the correlation with that.
I'm an atheist. I thought the nuts one was funny.
bitch
"Well....well you're just fat!"
-Christian youtubers
“How did we think before evolution?”
How the hell do dogs or birds think? THEY JUST DO!
"how did we think before we evolved?" WTF I feel like some Christians think we think that evolution is like it is in pokemon. Like with the blink of an eye we turn into a complete different species. Evolution happens atoms at a time. I just don't get that mentality.
christians actually think evolution can't happen because no species can live long enough in a state where they would evolve to, well, evolve.
my friend became an atheist after I asked where did God come from
Nobody knows here on earth neither is necessary to our level of evolution as actual religions. Neither we know a thing from his/her/it descendants. Too advanced for humankind. And remember the creator of man (genetic engineering to be more precise) isn´t the same as the creator of life and/or the creator of this universe. All religion followers are quite misinformed/uninformed (qur´an ,bible, torah, etc). DEAL WITH IT, IT´S TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!
4:47 and that incredibly loud noise that a gun makes when it shoots a bullet
im surprised Ray Comfort hasn't been sued yet, these comics can taken very offensively
Dunno about the laws in Kiwiland, but in the United States, you're allowed to say offensive things. Personally, I can't take offense from cartoons drawn by a special needs kid though. I just think it's adorable that he's managing to draw the right number of eyes, arms, etc.
LOL a christian movie ad before the video!!
Dude I was typing that too but I saw you beat me to it lol
There was no point to the comics... not one.
Red snabba My brain got dummer trying to make sense of it. I don't think its healthy forcing it like that.
Don't worry it's not your fault. You probably just didn't think of it because you haven't evolved enough before just now.
Red snabba I suppose there's no hope for me then :(
Turn to jebus
So true
I like this Guy! I find funny his favorite line though: "...in any way, shape or form."
I read one about how atheist secretly believed in god and I face palmed so hard I had a concussion.
actually the pun was pretty funny, to be fair
Love this guy haha would love to meet him he adds comedy would love to have a conversation with him and Jaclyn glenn!:D
Same :)
take a shot every time he says "fucking" xD
"My friend, Jaclyn Glenn" I'm pretty sure nowadays, TJ hates Jaclyn because she plagiarizes and he thinks she is unoriginal.
I'm an Agnostic because if Theists can prove the existence of a God I'll believe. But I say I'm an Atheist because people don't really understand Agnosticism
Maxx Kroes I couldn't agree more.
+Maxx Kroes But it must always be remembered that if something *can* be explained with some process, that does not mean another process was not used.
Maxx Kroes It's not that the process *needed* some higher power to be gone through with, but rather that the higher power could have started it, and let it take its own course.
same
Maxx Kroes But we now have theories that we may one day be able to test. Definitely not now, as we don't have any way to test it, or even know if there is the being that is required for the theories to be confirmed (a god).
TJ, perhaps god is sonic. GOTTA GO FAST
Okay, I am a christian, a catholic to be precise, but I can see now why so many christians are looked upon as idiots and bigot scumbags by others, when it can oftentimes be a wrong thing to assume such. I mean, these guys trying to disprove atheism with these comics are not just pathetic, but also aren't giving atheism the respect it deseves. I think all beliefs deserve respect, when they are discussed or talked about by people who don't believe in them. Even if you disagree with others, you have to respect their opinions, especially in the matter of religions, since it's impossible to prove who is right in that, but it's not necessary at all. Beliefs are meant to be believed in, not considered scientific facts. That's why so many religious people trying to disprove evolution or vice versa is ridiculous. We need no evidence to prove or disprove beliefs and that's true for all. But religious beliefs are not in a constant fight with scientific facts. They coexist with them,
Well said :P thats a really positive and intelligent outlook on the situation. I'm glad to know there are people like you.
P.S. Atheism isnt a belief,its a lack of belief.
It's a belief on not believing :P
heyHypnos No it isnt...? Atheism is disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.
heyHypnos Well, if you think about it, it sort of is. It is the belief that there is no God or gods.
darklord884 If you put it that way,Christianity isnt the belief in the divinity and existence of God(the christian one,obviously),but instead the belief that there isnt a lack of that same god in our existence God.You could make that exact differentation on any belief,status,opinion etc...
But the question from which the answer whether you're a theist or not derives from is "Do you believe in a god?".Atheism is simply saying no,i do not believe in a god,where as theism is saying yes,i do believe,hence the existing deffinitions.Get it?
"How did we think before we evolved?", major mindfuck question.
What? voldemort is a real threat! we must prepare by waving sticks in patterns!
Anti-Voldemort is code for Anti-Wizard.
Coexistence with Muggles is code for Wizard Genocide.
Dumbledore and his fellow elitists seek to create a savage primitive world with no magic. But my people, Wizards, PURE Wizards without any magicless filth in their blood are beginning to wake up.
Saddam Hussein Exodus 22:18 Though shalt not suffer a witch to live. I think I now finally understand why America invaded iraq
+TenshuraX sticks are the worst way to cast magic. lose your stick where dose leave you fucked the ass via death spells.
conclusion: christians think were pokémon
No, we actually don't.
This is an underrated comment.
"We can't taste him"
Why would you wanna taste god?
THE VOICE OVERS ARE JEFFREY AND GOD!!!!
lmao
I don't particularly BELIEVE in God, but I like to think that there's a guy sitting up in the clouds!
HEY! DUDE! HOWS THE WEATHER DOWN THERE!
+Shinji Ikari *HAHA*! XD Good to know i'm not the only one!
Bill nye and billy mays up there smokin' weed and being swag
+Mason Roberts sounds nice...
+Shinji Ikari yee!
"Dawkins will have a cow"
Dawkins = best biologist 420/10
Fucking Jeffrey and God from DarkMatter2525. Yes! Such Yes!
U know wats stupid...its actually him the guy makin da vids..he may laugh and have a good time on earth but wen he dies ik he will be begfin 4 mercy to god to not gom2 hell...idek if god will but I trust and love him,.and its good tht over 97% of the us is Christian
Your user name is "swagger99", your argument is invalid.
Daniel Morris
perhaps it's a troll? I can hope....
*****
Well that's some faith in humanity restored.
Over 9000% of Antarctica is Christian as well. I'm just replying with a statement that can match the bullshit you wrote.
Over 97% of my asscrack is hairs.
I can't believe someone who has displayed that he has literally no understanding of evolution, would have the stupidity to make a movie attempting to debunk evolution.
Though I guess complete ignorance hasn't stopped Comfort so far...
I like god.
which one?
Christian
LikeMike1234100 Ra is my favorite :)
Ashley Casey That's cool, I like gandalf the best, but he isn't a god, just a wisard
LikeMike1234100 Pssh, Death.
I think the point they were trying to make in the second comic was that it's self-contradictory for atheists to think that God is evil while also not believing he exists. Apparently, Ray Comfort and Paul Clarkson are not familiar with the concept of fictional villains.
Shantyhat guys, guys! You cant seriously think Voldemort is evil, he doesnt even exist lol? You guys must be schizophrenic.
It's like the comic artist doesn't believe in gods himself (or herself, I don't know) and that's the best he can come up to.
Just think, y'all:
Ray Comfort thought these comics made sense
I like how I got an ad for "Gods not dead 2" before the actual video played.
9:55
"No one can create something from nothing, therefore someone had to create everything from nothing."
When Ray Cumfart's image came up, I almost threw my iPhone outta the balcony.
When he speeds up his voice he sounds like gaijin goomba
If I point out that TV waves and radio waves are the same thing and that they're just modulated differently and transmitted on different wavelengths of non-visible light, does that mean I got trolled?
I had a christian room mate that believed "the only purpose of science is to disprove" Basically saying that science can't be used to prove or learn but only disregard what we already know.
They try to mock atheists but they do it in such a childish way that they are actually mocking themselves.
5:59 ow, the irony.
I can’t see my farts, therefore they don’t exist.
I doubt Ray Crapfort even knows shit about his religion..
Just read the comics. It's disturbing that people actually want people to take them seriously, and even more so that people DO take them seriously.
The way they put it, they are basically saying "Don't think, just believe".
You know, I went through this same inner turmoil going from Christian to atheist.
Also, if God is spaceless, then where did he get the image to construct humans, if it was of himself?
In the last comic, they called atheists nuts for not believing in God, but you are perfectly sane for believing in a flying spaghetti monster that created the whole universe, when there wasn't even time before the universe.
You do realize everybody agrees that "religion" is literally just a joke?
The majority of Christian arguments, especially on the 'doubt' front, go something like this: "We'll flip a coin." "Okay, what are the rules?" "Heads, I win. Tails, you lose."
History is documented, but unfortunately Religious texts come in written form as well. Archeologists do a pretty good job at confirming the existence of historical events though.
Im pretty sure this was my first Amazing Atheist video....still one of my favorites
i am on a school of those christians i asked my teacher
where did god come from
he said he was always there
i asked when began always
then he stop and walked half mad away
Ray Discomfort
Why does religion still exist? A great boss battle said,"NANOMACHINES,SON! They harden in response to physical trauma!"
- 1:46 is the dad from "The Primates" smokin' a jay? LOL @ The Primates. "How were we able to think before we evolved?" Oh that's classic!
2:00 if you make it an entire month without having your stupidity bar lowered your lucky, mine drops almost daily
If you want insanity review Jack Chick comics. I've never seen anything crazier.
A rare glimpse of Page Boy YJ in its natural habitat. I wonder if this would be what happens if TJ loses that bet.
I can't stop looking at the Comic without thinking that it's about Soos and Walter White having a chat about religion.