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The most horrific thing in this video is the fact that he is eating the parts wrong way around, like he dips it in sauce and then proceeds to eat the part without the sauce first
@@Jorni_MOS nothing wrong with hlvrai, i enjoyed it too. Its just funny how the names the scientists were given in those videos become more popular than their intended names
When Kleiner tried to choke himself to death, Lamarr came in and did the Heimlich maneuver, allowing him to breathe again and rethink his life. Kleiner then decided to adopt Lamarr.
Words cannot describe how much I love this video. I have been watching this at least once every week for a year, marveling at it. I hope someday, in the near future, you would make another half life 1 video, but I can wait,because I have this video that can entertain me for the rest of my life.
Eeh, I see some sorta spike at the end of it that's what I would call claw and the rest I would classify as a leg but- might aswell check my headcrab anatomy while I'm at it
@@night_aviation Nobody from North Korea has the freedom to use the internet and it would have been the entirety of Korea too if it weren't for those who fought and died for us.
Real story. He said he: "Could not take anymore of it." Therefore I think that he decided to choke himself to death with a *thicc* piece. Such a tragic story...
@@botyaltotertutal468 Correct. Some Headcrab spines have sharp points, which can lead to: Internal bleeding, heartburn, stomachache, and if untreated, possibly death!
intro* drag! Oh greeting!silent shocked, over here just look at that crab, there's anyone else who's very hungry, I believe so.. oi?! just am eats* oh my! another crab, I can't take much more of this.. eat* food getting stucked* falls* headcrab attacks* meats and blood throw up* who is responsible for this sheat!? another monster attacks* auhhhhhhhhh!!! getting louder* WAHH-
@@saturniidspectre when I was in 3rd grade (2003) a classmate figured out how to change their desktop background to a low-res picture of Sonic in the school computer lab and I thought he was GOD 😂😂🤣
For those of you who need context: This is an alternate reality where the Combine have kidnapped Dr. Kleiner. And as a cruel form of torture they forced him to eat Lamar on live television for the world to see. Kleiner tries to act natural, but the more he eats, the more unbearable it becomes for him. And after finding difficulty swallowing a piece of Lamar, another Headcrab just so happens to be in the same room. And they attack Kleiner, assuming he's willingly eating one of their own kind. And then proceeds to kill and gib him... The End.
my thoughts on how to make it and how it tastes: Sauce: A slightly tangy peppercorn-ish sauce with some hints of vinegar. How to make: Put water in pot, add vinegar, half a lime, chilli, peppercorn and Lightly salted butter. Boil until fairly *H O T !* Headcrab: Just your regular crab mixed with a tad bit of potato. How to make: get headcrab, debeak, put out of misery, remove organs, clean and boil.
“They sure don’t taste like crab.” *-City 17 Rebel* I swear, your animation quality improves with every new video you release. Looking forward to the next!
![[SFM] Cooking With G-Man: Headcrab Jambalaya](/img/n.gif)
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Eltorro why 64Rus ,but you not russian
Solider: tHaTs wHaT i wAnT tO sEe!!!
Heavy: that was Delicious! ^^
Dirtt grandma underwear
@@zombrian451spyper Engeneer: Dont worry bois. The Engeneer is Enge-here
I love those new memes with hl1 sounds, just love them all.
of course someone with that icon likes shitty forced memes
Aw yes nostalgia the new generation can at least have a glimpse of what real games where like other than the cancer we have today
@@SuperCatfire so what, not your concern.
@@doritospimp7378 shut up boomer
Sporemaniak1 brother?
not gonna lie that headcrab be looking kinda crunchy doe
Kinda crunchy 😫😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😳😳😳😳
*C R O N C H*
headcrab is very chonky too
*K R A N C H*
You monsters
Oh no, who will eat crab for my listening pleasure now?
I won't
Hmm, maybe a vortigaunt?
You monster
@@spaicrab5327 lol
Crab will eat crab
10/10 fell asleep within seconds! I will recommend this to my friends so that they can experience more of Dr Kleiner's relaxing ASMR!
So real I can’t hear anything it too soft
The most horrific thing in this video is the fact that he is eating the parts wrong way around, like he dips it in sauce and then proceeds to eat the part without the sauce first
Yeah i agree
No wonder why he died
That means his hands would get the sauce on them...
and touched the dipped part witb his hands
Good.
The fact that he eats the undipped part first gives me anxiety
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Does it bother anyone else that he's not biting the part he dips
YourPalBadger yeeees
Me
yup
It's mukbang
Its gmod ;-;
I like how Tommy is just walking into that filing cabinet at the end.
It was instinct Mr. Freeman I'm scared!
His name is actually supposed to be slick but ok hlvrai fans 😔
@@Aditya-px9zdit's actually dr. magnusson
@@Aditya-px9zd whats wrong with hlvrai? Wayne revived Half-Life 1 somehow with these series and twisted the story so it wouldnt be boring.
@@Jorni_MOS nothing wrong with hlvrai, i enjoyed it too. Its just funny how the names the scientists were given in those videos become more popular than their intended names
“I can’t take munch more of this”
“Keeps eating and dies”
I am aliv- *AAAAH*
@Caden McCord yes
Its good food for vortigaunts
@Lucca Grasso you can eat bone marrow
@Lucca Grasso but what your saying is that he ate the hard part and choked
0:11 the crab's blood fell in the dip
extra flavor
@@totallyepicgamer8510 yummy
The dip *is* the crabs blood
@@trashpanda2938 you sure? kinda looks like vomit
*_The sauce is made of his blood_*
That gigantic bowl of liquid for """Dipping""" is the most realistic part of this.
Agreed
“Dipping” but he pretty much drowns the crab in the liquid..
Simply dipping a bowl of Spicy Noodle Soup could kill him, demonstrates the spiciness had reach to a toxic levels.
That seem realistic. XD
Max's Lantern Lmao
@In K *Half-Life 2
0:35 what da dog doin
XD
0:32 You know this is HL1 when the guy in the background is just walking to the shelf over and over.
So true
My last braincell finally made it into an animation! :D
@@therubypenguin8042 I'm so proud of you man. That braincell has come a long ways.
It’s always the scientist that seem to do that
The Ruby Penguin 😂😂😂
“ I can’t take much more of this”
*Violently shoves crab down esophagus*
Chokes and dies by head crabs
@@Mr_sleep1554 Who is responsible for this shit ?
Houndye:WAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@steam4414 AAAAHH- *_cuts to Half Life 1- Autistic Klaxon Beat_*
@@Tengohueva88 the headcrab and the leach He eat
This is the first mukbang I have watched, very good first impressions so far.
“10/10 Would see scientist zombified again”
It's all downhill from here
As a snark I can confirm that this is a quality ASMR video
Snark gameing
The chaddest creature of them all
Hello snark
Dude is literally a snark 🗿
When Kleiner tried to choke himself to death, Lamarr came in and did the Heimlich maneuver, allowing him to breathe again and rethink his life. Kleiner then decided to adopt Lamarr.
That’s an interesting backstory.
Yes.... indeed?.....
what about the meat flying all over the place
Previous lunches that weren’t digested yet
What about the blood?
I love that as soon as the headcrab lands on him, he just immediately explodes into chunks of flesh
GoldSource glitches
@@taxanimated Source* This bug was only on half life source
@@greased_up_balls remember sven coop
1 bite is fine but another made him dead
CRITICAL HIT
"Who is responsible for this shit?"
I cracked up on that part XD
Yeah, I never expected to hear "shit" from him at all lmao.
Words cannot describe how much I love this video. I have been watching this at least once every week for a year, marveling at it. I hope someday, in the near future, you would make another half life 1 video, but I can wait,because I have this video that can entertain me for the rest of my life.
This is getting out of hand...
Now there are two of them!
Wait, do you mean there's more?
I need links!
@@tibersulla2305 ua-cam.com/video/KH0fVLcjlDY/v-deo.html here you go.
*Your soul is damned anyway.*
Sightless_Seeker I will make it legal!
No, we need to go deeper!
Please next asmr mukbang :
*SPYCRAB*
Please no
Saxton Hale eats spycrabs for breakfast?
Heyonday ☝️
U meant scunts?
*NO NO NO*
0:36 Toddlers at 2 am when they realize the night light isn't on
I'm dying XD
Doggy dog doggy dog
Tinky winky with a gun 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
We need more of this HL1 ASMR . It's so funny and I really enjoy it so much.
Breaking News:
Local Scientist choked on food due to him not chewing it.
Breaking news mkay
Because science.
That was a spine by the way and or just some big bone that the scientist couldn’t eat
He could've just pulled it out of his mouth
They don't have teeth, of course they can't chew
*"hl_houndeye_face.bmp" texture file is missing.*
Eltorro64Rus googles "hound eye"
Eltorro64Rus: This will do.
I fucking love that last scene whit hound eye
that's chatarou from the daikon warfare
Him after taking a bite
*”I can’t take much more of this”*
TO be fair that was a pretty big bite XD
Bruh he didnt bit anything *HE SWALOWED IT*
HE ATE A WHOLE DAMN LEG
CLAW, SHELL AND BLOOD WITH IT ALL
I WANNA SEE YA TRY HAVING c r a b LIKE THAT MY MAN
Dies.
Eeh, I see some sorta spike at the end of it
that's what I would call claw and the rest I would classify as a leg but- might aswell check my headcrab anatomy while I'm at it
Where i can found Headcrabs to eat?
I'm korean.
And we dont eat headcrabs.
WE EAT BULLSQUID
we eat anything
North or south?
@@night_aviation South
Oh nice
@@night_aviation Nobody from North Korea has the freedom to use the internet and it would have been the entirety of Korea too if it weren't for those who fought and died for us.
The ridiculous thing is this is less disgusting than actual mukbang videos.
yes
100% correct. Nothing sounds worse than some fuckhead chewing their food right next to the microphone.
This isn't disgusting at all though, he just eatin da crab
@@noclist4531
*I can't take much more of this*
Ikr
0:35 i want that houndeye skin!!
I just realise it's a dog lol
It’s Sunkist!
@@lopertyl6534 what
@@userboypoppop2117 you wouldn't get it if you haven't watched half life but the ai is self aware
@@lopertyl6534 the most perfect dog
"I can't take much more of this...:
*literally keeps eating and dies*
0:32 Teachers when they see my work that I turned in.
lmao
EnnE!!
@@Shinirkrog AAET
(doggo drops in)
And then they get mauled by a dog during class.
Litteraly predicted the Vortigaunt Scene From HL: Alyx
*COOKING*
I'll eat it later
SUSTANCE!!!!
I H a v e A B r a i n I n j u r y !
I H a v e A B r a i n I n j u r y !
Real story.
He said he: "Could not take anymore of it."
Therefore I think that he decided to choke himself to death with a *thicc* piece.
Such a tragic story...
He says i cant take much more of this
F
thats why you have to eat slowly
This is Black Mesa during Half Life 2.
Some parts survived and this is what the scientists do to pass the time.
The facility is just overrun with zen creatures so headcrabs are they’re main source of survival
But black mesa got destroid in the ending of opposing force
@@ihatethis103 its a joke
@@sowyuge yeah i know
@@ihatethis103 so what? It's just a bomb
The smell of cooked headcrab in the morning
same
Uncooked*
*Alive
tell that to the cooking vortigaunts
00:22 look the onion texture is 4K yiiiiis
Yo that anit no normal onion thats a galixy onion
@@theblindguy9623 ah yes galixy onion
@@Vexxel256 yes a galoxy onoon
What?
You mean 8k?
i love how the houndeye at the end of the video has textures of a realistic dog
I require more Scientist's Mukbang ASMR
Unless he died
underrated coment
@micah Manrrique im not saying its bad I'm saying it deserves more attention
@@nuclear_atoms7186 Why?
@@Dibbles115 because I need more too lol
Is it weird that I would watch a series about this
Nope
No
No
I honestly wouldnt mind a full version of this
Yes.
0:24 I love how he uses the sound of ``buying ammo´´ from cs 1.6 when he chokes xdxdxdxdxd
Bro choked on a spine 💀
Scientist:Eats the crab with the shell and everything.
Also scientist: *I CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS*
the animation when he cleared his throat is flawless
what makes it even more impressive is the fact that he animated it on Gmod
choked
@@tabby6431 you mean sfm?
@@achillcapybarano he uses gmod for this stuff
Alyx: “Uhhh, Kliener why are you eating Lamar?”
jajakjjs
Lamar!??? Where are you!? Oh dear shes gotten into then vents. Itll take atleast a week to lure her back out!
@@xltsalad8100 when he finaly catches lamar
Kleiner:..."slurp".....experiments..and.....u know
Rule 34
Now I want to eat a headcrab
0:11 That headcrab looks kinda Crunchy
(Edit) HOLY RESONANCE CASCADE THAT'S ALOTTA LIKES THX
Omg Im a headcrab so if you eat headcrabs that canibbalism for my species and me
@@Account-o9y i already eated you
@@umutvuralkurt5023 actually no
@@Account-o9y OH MY GOD WERE DOOMED!
Mmm deepfried head "crab"
Straight up eats a whole leg without taking off the shell
“I don’t think I can take much more of this”
He just eats a spike and just... Shrugs it off...
I mean he died after eating the piece so he wasnt wrong
Thats the headcrabs spine
@@botyaltotertutal468 Correct. Some Headcrab spines have sharp points, which can lead to: Internal bleeding, heartburn, stomachache, and if untreated, possibly death!
@@brassgears0Yeah, dude basically swallowed a fishing hook and was fine with it
0:25 Serves him right for eating the un-dipped part first!
Stolen comment
@@Generictf2player stolen comment
ChanChan Pa stolen comment
@@Generictf2player stolen comment
@@deal2888 stolen comment
I love when the houndeye goes "ÆEAEAEAERAAAAAEAEÆE"
0:36
Still better than every, disgusting irl mukbang.
Just seeing one person try to eat that much food makes me lose my appetite.
It was funny to me that he died and choked hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@MeatYourDEMYRO stop the emoji spam
Im korean. i saw many mukbang and this is the best
ㅋㅋㅋ
헤드크렙을 먹어 ㅋㅋ
doesnt that mean your lonely
@@kirkhammer9612 O.o
It's weird to see shitty 3d models with great animations x)
It was funny to me and I laugh hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
.
@@MeatYourDEMYRO Please don't add that much damn emojies, we get it
Let me tell you something BOY! 🤣
Shitty?
intro* drag! Oh greeting!silent shocked, over here just look at that crab, there's anyone else who's very hungry, I believe so.. oi?! just am eats* oh my! another crab, I can't take much more of this.. eat* food getting stucked* falls* headcrab attacks* meats and blood throw up* who is responsible for this sheat!? another monster attacks* auhhhhhhhhh!!! getting louder* WAHH-
*Pulls out a long shaft like object*
"Oh My"
Perry where is this going
why did i see that response coming?
@@redgit9905 lord have mercy
gachiHYPER
@@crabcakes5346 I am Da Beeg Gey!
So Gey I am the QUING!
BOW TO YOU KING HOMOLOGOUS
Not gonna lie, this makes me hungry
Yeah.
Try some ©®@6
Please. Don’t eat the parasites.
Come on, ©®@6$ are tasty as hell
@John Toas do you eat bacon?
0:32 When someone changed the background on a slide on the group project to something
funny shit
I, too, get attacked by Houndeyes when someone changes the slide background.
@@saturniidspectre ikr
@@LouieHocotate Once my classmate changed the background to a picture of Garfield and a pack of houndeyes almost killed me.
@@saturniidspectre when I was in 3rd grade (2003) a classmate figured out how to change their desktop background to a low-res picture of Sonic in the school computer lab and I thought he was GOD 😂😂🤣
The “who is responsible for this shit?” Is proof that El Toro 64us is self-aware which makes his whole discography funnier
0:35 peeper puppies are nightmares
Hello gordon
@@lassealbert6834 Gordon im thirsty
Look Gordon ropes! We can use them for for big pits.
S O D A
It's are cute dog
Why did he swallow the whole thing? I just wanted to hear the
*_C R U N C H_*
they say you can't hear text, but I swear I heard the computer generated "crunch.wav" sound when I read this, did anyone else?
Yeah, me too
"Is anyone else getting hungry?"
"I beleve so"
0:07 - 0:26
*every mom tasting children's first cooked meal*
_dies,_
@skinfullofdoom well I guess they get attacked by what was left of it
I didn’t know “mukbang” was a thing till like 20-2021
I also wish it wasn’t. But also then we’d never get this gem of a video
0:35 my sleep paralysis demon at 3 am
LoL
I'm literally surprised he can *FIT* that entire Crab leg through his mouth and throat
must give some wild head
@@limetime9045 Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
including that sharp pincer
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someones daughter: 0:23
So she’s also eating...
*wait*
@@afailureofaanimator6744 Oh no, she died by choking on a headcrab
*wait*
@@gallian9778 so the creature dismembered her and ate her organs out
*WAIT*
@@Gone29364 so the girl gave the krab some head
WAIT
@@starekati-woa8185 oh so she was doing a mukbang too
Wait.
Hey can you please make a full video of this mukbang without any deaths??
"AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH" - Some scientist, 1994
1998
2k19
"Who is responsible for this shit"- Another scientist, 1994
AAAAAAAA-
For those of you who need context:
This is an alternate reality where the Combine have kidnapped Dr. Kleiner.
And as a cruel form of torture they forced him to eat Lamar on live television for the world to see.
Kleiner tries to act natural, but the more he eats, the more unbearable it becomes for him.
And after finding difficulty swallowing a piece of Lamar, another Headcrab just so happens to be in the same room. And they attack Kleiner, assuming he's willingly eating one of their own kind. And then proceeds to kill and gib him...
The End.
@Hand Puppet not nice someone died
but Klenier do be lookin kinda fresh doe 👀😳😳😤💯💯😩👌👌
Daniax II nah dude its fucking hilarious
Jezus ok
that’s not Lamar, that's the *THICC* headcrab.
I'd like to see the Alien Grunt mukbang in action.
The fact he dipped the leg in but eating the not dipped part making this video much funnier lmao
"Who is responsible for this shit"
I had the same thought about these "asmr" videos too
0:35 i love this noise
I love houndeyes
I just noticed there's some weird noises in the background after watch it many times. 💀
Please, please please please do more HL1 stuff, this is amazing
And no one's gonna talk about that one guy lagging.
0:04 that small heart attack when you see freeman
my thoughts on how to make it and how it tastes:
Sauce: A slightly tangy peppercorn-ish sauce with some hints of vinegar.
How to make: Put water in pot, add vinegar, half a lime, chilli, peppercorn and Lightly salted butter. Boil until fairly *H O T !*
Headcrab: Just your regular crab mixed with a tad bit of potato.
How to make: get headcrab, debeak, put out of misery, remove organs, clean and boil.
You made me sexually confused
your name fits you
So is his/her pic.
Me: *gets full after eating 6 slices of pizza*
Scientist:is anyone else hungry
Me: *sees what he is eating*
Me:heck no
Scientist:I believe so
JasonKian Ibanez i cant take much more of this
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
HELLO GORDON
"who is responsible for this shit"
Literally me whenever i watch one of eltorro64rus's videos XD
WERREEEEERRE
AAAAAAAH
WEEEEEEE
HFKSOSJFBDBWHW
Elterro64rus
Fact: headcrab and houndeye meat is actually edible
Fact: headcrab tastes like pork
“They sure don’t taste like crab.”
*-City 17 Rebel*
I swear, your animation quality improves with every new video you release. Looking forward to the next!
0:35 me when my teacher says i have homework on thanksgiving and Christmas break
Ok which fucking moron gives homework on Thanksgiving and Christmas break?
@@Dripularstein a strict/ bad / no good teacher
Why is luigi on the left of the screen when the “please stand by” screen is up?
Luigi is hidden in almost every video
Wut
I can’t unsee this now
if you watch heavy dream you will see him at the end
Because he's a half life scientist! Didn't you play half life?
this is less disgusting then the actual nikocado's mugbangs
so true
Yeah
*rips off headcrab leg* "crab! :3*
*rips off another piece* "I can't take much more of this ;-;"
getting mixed signals here
I laughed soooooo hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
I just interrupts my job meeting for this.
I have no regrets.
ggay uuu r!
@the nerd shack Uno reverse X that Sauce video where he counts "past" infinity.
@the nerd shack Humor is subjective, so I can see why they didn't find an overdone comment riddled with typos funny, and can see why you would.
0:30 Luigi and engineer in the corner of the screen :3
Where
PrimeTV 0:31
Witch kind of drug you have taken ?
What was that wiggly thing in the background?💀 0:34
The worst part is that this video is the one that makes the most sense on his channel.
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"Oh my, another crab."
*literally chokes and dies from crab eating*
And a nother one jumps on him
"Who is responsible for this shit?"
@@kaceyfrogdop8911 *Houndeye appears*
WYOOOOOMMMMMM
@@samaritan3712 OOAAAAAAAAAUUH-!!!
HEAAAGH-!
Ngl, I’d definitely watch hl scientist mukbangs if they were a thing.
what is your pfp of?
That Was So Relaxing It Actually Made Me Fall Asleep
Better than any ASMR video
Why is it that I can’t stop watching this?
CaptainTurtleHat me either
Me neither
The reason he choked was that he committed a crime : eating the dry part of the organ first.
I mean head crab would taste like crab