Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Show 2 Pat Morita

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  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 3 роки тому +2971

    I like to think this is Mr. Miyagi’s normal voice and that he just started out faking with Daniel and is enjoying it too much to stop 😆😆😆

    • @kata1261
      @kata1261 3 роки тому +93

      This is now my headcanon

    • @ImperfectChic
      @ImperfectChic 3 роки тому +31

      I love your big galaxy brain.

    • @legionaireb
      @legionaireb 3 роки тому +12

      Have you ever seen Pat Morita in the movie Spy Hard?

    • @paulocuento9949
      @paulocuento9949 3 роки тому +24

      mr miyagi is just BS-ing daneil san to make him do his work :))

    • @RedStar192000
      @RedStar192000 3 роки тому +9

      @@kata1261 I agree let's consider this canon

  • @ojashohj7437
    @ojashohj7437 3 роки тому +5984

    I can’t believe he is faking his Accent in the Karate Kid movies haha

    • @LukeDogg20
      @LukeDogg20 3 роки тому +261

      I'm very confused right now

    • @360entertainment2
      @360entertainment2 3 роки тому +253

      80’s Hollywood, man. Whatcha gonna do?

    • @th5036
      @th5036 3 роки тому +112

      you should've watched him on Happy Days

    • @duskonanyavarld1786
      @duskonanyavarld1786 3 роки тому +150

      He was born in the USA hehe

    • @jasonsmith8300
      @jasonsmith8300 3 роки тому +12

      Ojash Ohj and on happy days

  • @danielfox3003
    @danielfox3003 3 роки тому +2526

    He was a comedian before becoming an actor, he called himself “The hip nip”. No kidding.

    • @ashishmanandhar6020
      @ashishmanandhar6020 3 роки тому +25

      This guy probably never even been to Japan or learned karate.

    • @kentcme
      @kentcme 3 роки тому +14

      you're referring to this ua-cam.com/video/rMrVk4anT6w/v-deo.html

    • @Soberdogs
      @Soberdogs 3 роки тому +17

      dude i just typed in hip nip OMG hahaha he's pretty funny to

    • @Washeek
      @Washeek 3 роки тому +16

      @@ashishmanandhar6020 Wow! And?

    • @vivelajonny
      @vivelajonny 3 роки тому +2

      Thats not true

  • @MrSpeed-lt8gr
    @MrSpeed-lt8gr 3 роки тому +1940

    Pat is American, everyone. Thats why he speaks perfect English.

    • @BruceLeroyUK
      @BruceLeroyUK 3 роки тому +63

      Yes, some of us remember him from the show, Happy Days.

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical 3 роки тому +19

      I knew that from one odd his interviewed. Some people really think N. Asian people speak like that based off tv shows alone...

    • @MrSpeed-lt8gr
      @MrSpeed-lt8gr 3 роки тому +20

      @@TheoCynical very true. I think because I grew up in Hawaii and had a lot of Japanese American friends who spoke perfect English, I never thought it was strange when Pat spoke perfect English. I just heard Yuji Okumoto (the main villain in Karate Kid 2) speak perfect English for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. I always suspected he was American but didn’t know for sure until I heard his normal speaking voice.

    • @jasonmartinez5562
      @jasonmartinez5562 3 роки тому +12

      He’s American cause he loved America. And believe me I would know.

    • @InsaneBusdriver
      @InsaneBusdriver 3 роки тому +13

      Engrish

  • @linnycrocus6023
    @linnycrocus6023 3 роки тому +3920

    Him laughing at his own joke at the end made me so happy.

    • @TheJofrica
      @TheJofrica 3 роки тому +28

      That's the same laugh head movement he used for drunk Mr. Miyagi

    • @AnonYmous-xq4so
      @AnonYmous-xq4so 3 роки тому +4

      Glad i aint the only one lol

    • @ArizonaHeat602
      @ArizonaHeat602 3 роки тому +3

      That's kind of fucking weird...
      Especially since that was a stage laugh. It was a part of the bit. Not a genuine laugh. Capisce?

    • @808pilot3
      @808pilot3 3 роки тому +1

      @@ArizonaHeat602 creeped me out tbh

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 3 роки тому +3

      And the little "cutting his hand" gag, great soul, we miss you pat!

  • @elperrodelautumo7511
    @elperrodelautumo7511 3 роки тому +1158

    Imagine if Pat Morita played Mr Miyagi with his real accent; it would’ve made Karate Kid a martial arts comedy series instead of a simple real life karate drama

    • @OGWSmoker
      @OGWSmoker 3 роки тому +20

      @Joe Dick that would have been hilarious

    • @matthewsermons7247
      @matthewsermons7247 3 роки тому +16

      Karate Kid wasn't a Comedy???? Maybe I'm thinking of the one with Jackie Chan....?

    • @paul16451
      @paul16451 3 роки тому +22

      @@matthewsermons7247 not really, it was mostly drama with a few hilarious moments in it.

    • @matthewsermons7247
      @matthewsermons7247 3 роки тому +5

      @@paul16451 splitting hairs?
      also an awesome karate move

    • @clonezy7800
      @clonezy7800 3 роки тому +1

      @Joe Dick That’s hilarious 😂

  • @SnailBob3348
    @SnailBob3348 3 роки тому +327

    ''no such thing as bad student, only bad teacher''
    -Mr. Miyagi

    • @MrStabby19812
      @MrStabby19812 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed I saw that in college. Bad teachers would hand you a print out of the lesson and leave it at that. The good ones would explain it great detail and could explain problems in various different ways if you had trouble.

    • @dennistadeo1990
      @dennistadeo1990 2 роки тому

      Those words are true,

    • @hondamanvtec2894
      @hondamanvtec2894 2 роки тому

      Yeah he was great at lying also
      🤣

    • @Doomkillerism
      @Doomkillerism 2 роки тому

      I once had a maths teacher for Calculus and when I said I didn't understand he just showed me the exact same way over and over expecting me to understand. he was apparently the best maths teacher in the whole college but 48% of the class failed.

    • @watup110875
      @watup110875 2 роки тому

      Best words to ever live by

  • @V0ltron
    @V0ltron 3 роки тому +670

    For anyone who says, "that isn't Pat Morita." YES... YES, THIS IS.

    • @PaNDaSNiP3R
      @PaNDaSNiP3R 3 роки тому +17

      Those who are saying it have never actually seen the man before.

    • @TheRedFist92
      @TheRedFist92 3 роки тому +11

      @@PaNDaSNiP3R Or they don't know that he lived in Hawaii and this is a type of local accent.

    • @mrnuna4793
      @mrnuna4793 3 роки тому +10

      How could they say it's not him? Unless your Stevie Wonder this is clearly Pat Morita. And if your eyes deceive you, you can hear the way he makes that sound effect oh, it's the same exact sound effect he uses and part 2 when he grabs the guy's nose and honks it LOL

    • @hyenaswine
      @hyenaswine 3 роки тому +8

      Wrong, it's Mr. Myogi.

    • @WilliamLDeRieuxIV
      @WilliamLDeRieuxIV 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheRedFist92
      I doubt living in Hawaii really had much of any bearing on his accent (he lived for nearly 50 years in California).
      ----------------
      Take a look at this interview - (he sounds just like anyone else)
      *Pat Morita discusses getting cast as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid*
      ua-cam.com/video/MoBeHY1Rvs0/v-deo.html&hd=1

  • @creepshowcrate
    @creepshowcrate 10 років тому +2646

    Ah Daniel-San, you much humor.

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 5 років тому +10

      Nisuke p@ Morita was likely alright though , his character mister myagi was actually behaving like a scam artist within the karate kid movies

    • @THELIONGUY1981
      @THELIONGUY1981 5 років тому +5

      loooool

    • @ViaticalTree
      @ViaticalTree 5 років тому +12

      He also too much tv.

    • @joesmith5159
      @joesmith5159 5 років тому +30

      "show me castrate the fly"

    • @colinj5291
      @colinj5291 5 років тому +11

      He was also beginner luck.

  • @NativeSista
    @NativeSista 8 років тому +996

    Happy birthday Pat Morita (1932-2005) Rest In Peace.....

  • @leeroyjenkins6061
    @leeroyjenkins6061 3 роки тому +468

    The real joke is happening in the background.

    • @leobrody6675
      @leobrody6675 3 роки тому +23

      Moves that would never work in real life

    • @scubametalhippy
      @scubametalhippy 3 роки тому +32

      Joe Rogan has entered the chat, Jamie just pulled it up.

    • @ih2022
      @ih2022 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @scottross4374
      @scottross4374 3 роки тому

      Especially since I think one of the guys is Fred Ettish

    • @ray124129
      @ray124129 3 роки тому +2

      The real joke is sound editing guy. He made all the sound effects for the background guys

  • @AngelQuiroz
    @AngelQuiroz 3 роки тому +66

    Him being American just makes his performance as Miagi even more amazing

    • @savedfaves
      @savedfaves Рік тому +1

      One of the great movie performances and the best casting. The story of him landing the role is something else. He was the one person the producer didn’t want because the producer knew Pat was a standup comedian. The director brought him in for auditions and the producer saw Pat’s performance and told the director under no circumstances would Pat ever land the role because he didn’t want a standup comedian. Pat got wind of the news and moved to Hawaii. After several months had passed (maybe five) the director got in touch with Pat and asked him to fly to CA for some more auditions and Pat told him that the producer Jerry was adamant Pat would never get the role so Pat didn’t want to go where he wasn’t wanted. He figured there no chance. But the director convinced Pat to fly in for more auditions to try to convince the producer because the director saw something in Pat and felt it was his part. At this point Pat’s standup career was on a bit of a down turn and he was mostly waiting tables and so he had grown his hair long and let his beard go. The director was surprised to see him like this but proceeded with the video recorded auditions as planned. Afterward Pat went back to Hawaii. The producer and director watched all of the different actor’s auditions and when Pat’s video came up the producer said, “who’s this actor I’ve never seen him before, that’s Mr. Miyagi”. The producer never recognised him after Pat grew his hair and beard out and almost gave up on his Hollywood career.

  • @marcelo78
    @marcelo78 5 років тому +2904

    "In Japan, heart surgeon, number one steady hand."

    • @3KRacing
      @3KRacing 5 років тому +44

      The Office!!!!

    • @dismothafuka405
      @dismothafuka405 5 років тому +76

      marcelo78 there's no steadier hand than the hand of a man shaving his balls.

    • @jacobmaldonado6406
      @jacobmaldonado6406 5 років тому +10

      I didnt get the joke

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 4 роки тому +25

      @Audit R Servants Really? If you are serious, the joke is that the best swordsman, the last one, was able to cut off the testicles of the fly so it wouldn't be able to have children anymore. That was how precise he was when cutting the fly that stayed alive with no more "testicles" and of course, part of the joke is flies have no testicles as insects.

    • @BaronvonMoorland
      @BaronvonMoorland 3 роки тому +16

      WHATEVER GOES FOR ME - I believe Audit R Servants was referring to the comment about Japan heart surgeon steady hand.
      The comment we’re commenting on.

  • @corrupt200
    @corrupt200 10 років тому +1574

    One who castrates fly with short sword can accomplish anything!

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii 2 роки тому +26

    A classic joke with Pat's own spin on it. Such a charming and easygoing jokester.

  • @zirak93-2
    @zirak93-2 3 роки тому +113

    Recommending this to me randomly...amen to UA-cam's algorithms.

  • @tubewatcher38
    @tubewatcher38 7 років тому +405

    "They all talk like Buddy Hackett". lol

    • @haroldshimizu1400
      @haroldshimizu1400 5 років тому +8

      Most youngsters don't know Buddy Hackett. Have to find another voice.

    • @bozzskaggs112
      @bozzskaggs112 4 роки тому +3

      @@haroldshimizu1400 No kidding. THey've missed so much and I miss no longer catching great entertainers on network specials or as guests on "Carson". At least we have Facebook.

    • @decepticonleader316
      @decepticonleader316 3 роки тому +2

      The fry on the wall. Same as Bells of Horry.

    • @baxattax6653
      @baxattax6653 3 роки тому +1

      @@decepticonleader316 Rah-rah-rah-rah rahhhhh rah-rah rah rahhhh

    • @gwcrispi
      @gwcrispi 3 роки тому

      These lines were better than the actual joke.

  • @BrawnyBuddha
    @BrawnyBuddha 5 років тому +230

    His face after the punchline. Pure bliss.

  • @theresagabbard1889
    @theresagabbard1889 3 роки тому +73

    “Man who works for passion is richer than man who works for money“ Mr. Myagi

    • @marvelleonline
      @marvelleonline 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah the porn industry pays above average.

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 2 роки тому

      @@marvelleonline Because y'all virgins allow it...

  • @libertyordeaf
    @libertyordeaf 3 роки тому +75

    Hence Miyagi's saying: "Look fly, always look fly".

    • @BWGB1204
      @BWGB1204 2 роки тому +1

      You can catch a lot of open zippers that way.

  • @user-zt6bt8dp2c
    @user-zt6bt8dp2c 7 років тому +2198

    41 cobra Kai students gave thumbs down

    • @erik95056
      @erik95056 6 років тому +18

      I laughed at this more than the joke on.the video 😂

    • @myspace4408
      @myspace4408 6 років тому +1

      Hahahaha...

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 6 років тому +23

      COBRA KAI NEVER DIES!

    • @dboy8325
      @dboy8325 6 років тому +14

      No Mercy!

    • @clinicalpsychologist
      @clinicalpsychologist 6 років тому +9

      I think Cobra Kai just grew a lot more

  • @tropics10001
    @tropics10001 10 років тому +503

    Mr Myagi taught me everything I need to know about life,,

    • @tryithere
      @tryithere 7 років тому +23

      Wax on, wax off? Do you work in a car wash?

    • @Rhicycle
      @Rhicycle 7 років тому +8

      its not the car theyre waxing thats for sure

    • @emncaity
      @emncaity 6 років тому +2

      You can say _that_ again.

    • @johnmcclain2848
      @johnmcclain2848 6 років тому +4

      Sooner or later, squish like grape

    • @emncaity
      @emncaity 6 років тому +3

      "Sooner or later, squish like grape"
      too good

  • @User-VerseS
    @User-VerseS 2 роки тому +15

    Pat tapping the blade against his palm and his reaction immediately afterwards was a nice touch at the end.

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster 3 роки тому +205

    I had heard that punchline before as “That fly is now Jewish”

  • @emmanuelatti86
    @emmanuelatti86 5 років тому +660

    How did this end up in my recommendation 8 years after release?
    Good joke by the way. Thanks for the recommendation 👌🏽.

  • @BrokeNerfing
    @BrokeNerfing 3 роки тому +12

    I love Pat Morita. This guy is so damned funny. Blows my mind that some people never knew he was a comic.

  • @shoutg
    @shoutg Рік тому +7

    I came back years later, and I still enjoy his jokes.

  • @shamiahledington7932
    @shamiahledington7932 3 роки тому +15

    when he accidentally cut his hand at the end i started laughing

  • @emeraldspark101
    @emeraldspark101 5 років тому +82

    Mr. Miyagi, holding a wakizashi, doing comedy. I didn't know I wanted this, but I love it.

  • @daniel1982641
    @daniel1982641 9 років тому +210

    RIP Sensei Miyagi

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 6 років тому +6

      Too bad he didn't really know any martial arts lol

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 6 років тому +2

      ... Pat Morita was a comedian and the type of guy to wake up and start the day with a cigarette and cocktail

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 6 років тому +3

      adam tarver
      he didnt actually practice a martial art seriously but he knew enough to be casted as miyagi surprisingly

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 6 років тому +3

      He didn't know martial arts at all.. He was lightly trained for choreographed fight scenes on set. Originally they wanted Toshiro Mifune to play the part of Miyagi which i am a little torn on. Even in the 1980s Mifune could be an imposing figure on screen and it might have taken away from the innocence of the film

    • @ninjamaster7724
      @ninjamaster7724 5 років тому +8

      I knew there were going to be dickheads that had to point out the fact that pat Morita didn't know martial arts.
      UA-cam is like preschool for idiots.

  • @sempai3169
    @sempai3169 3 роки тому +101

    I remember this joke. The punchline is "He may fly but will never fluck"

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 3 роки тому +5

    "He talks just like Buddy Hackett." 😂😂😂

  • @nasser8391
    @nasser8391 5 років тому +217

    After.7 years this pops up im my recommendation

  • @badlilstang
    @badlilstang 9 років тому +249

    LOL.. didn't see that coming.

  • @jorynickila7760
    @jorynickila7760 2 роки тому +3

    I Miss Pat Morita. Mr. Miyagi was a great man. I also miss Jim Varney. His character Ernest is sorely missed.

  • @damiendaniels7301
    @damiendaniels7301 3 роки тому +36

    One of only a few "celebrities" that I cared about hearing about them passing

  • @Dcyberia
    @Dcyberia 3 роки тому +10

    No matter what role this guy plays, he continues to inspire me an amount of respect, for me he is a Sensei.

  • @Defmek82
    @Defmek82 4 роки тому +19

    I actually laughed out loud at this. Rip to the great one, Pat Morita✨🙏🏽✨

    • @mauricebrocklehurst2358
      @mauricebrocklehurst2358 Рік тому

      Yeah i thought it was really funny I've got to remember that one 😅 😂 🤣

  • @P1983sche
    @P1983sche 3 роки тому +11

    LOL. Reminded me of John Candy when he talked about his hatchet in Uncle Buck. “Well, I’ve been known to circumcise a gnat.” 😂

    • @sneakymokey
      @sneakymokey 2 роки тому

      You’re not a gnat are ya Bug?? Wait a minute… Bug… gnat…

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 2 роки тому

      The joke Pat told is older than Uncle Buck so did John Candy steal the joke, or did he just honor the joke by basically using the punchline?

  • @theIdeaSensei
    @theIdeaSensei 3 роки тому +5

    This was one of the scrolls that Chozen kept in the box.

  • @BlackieNuff
    @BlackieNuff 3 роки тому +11

    Hahahahaha, I saw this when it first aired and it's still funny now - the "they all talk just like Buddy Hackett" always stuck with me, lol. Pat Morita was awesome.

  • @MrRedforman1
    @MrRedforman1 6 років тому +60

    Big deal, the fly will never have children again! Lol. Miss you Pat Morita. RIP good man

  • @jstringer4900
    @jstringer4900 3 роки тому +3

    I was sure I wouldn't laugh at the end, but I did! Well told, Mr. Morita.

  • @estebanleon777
    @estebanleon777 3 роки тому +4

    Man... It was hilarious!!! The way he laughed about his own joke added like 70% more fun

  • @vangmx
    @vangmx 4 роки тому +5

    Laughed at the ending. Miss this man. Rest in peace, Mr. Pat Morita.

  • @CRami90962
    @CRami90962 5 років тому +37

    I thought he was going to make a karate kid joke!
    😂😂🤣🤣

    • @MrRedforman1
      @MrRedforman1 4 роки тому

      I don't think Karate Kid was created at the time, I could be wrong though

  • @naturalpro2003
    @naturalpro2003 2 роки тому +8

    I miss that man. I wonder how his character, MR. MIYAGI, would be like on COBRA KAI this day in age. A huge hole in that series.

  • @mikezimmerman9547
    @mikezimmerman9547 3 роки тому +1

    people may not remember he was on Happy Days as well. God Bless Pat Morita. He was a National Treasure

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 5 років тому +7

    LOL an ultimate solution and one of those situations where "SWORD IS MIGHTIER THAN A PEN"

    • @lewisconnor9613
      @lewisconnor9613 5 років тому

      P V The one who carries the sword carries the pen.

  • @Jake-wf8uv
    @Jake-wf8uv 3 роки тому +6

    His English is soo fluent, it’s soo different than his accent in the karate movie

  • @1mespud
    @1mespud 3 роки тому +2

    Pat Morita was not only a versatile actor/comedian, he was also a great impressionist, he use to do great Redd Foxx imitations..

  • @elixxur
    @elixxur 3 роки тому +1

    I like how he is telling these jokes while three blokes in the back are lollygagging around.

  • @-Tokay-
    @-Tokay- 2 роки тому +31

    That sword, or nihonto Miyagi san is handling, is called a wakizashi for anyone that slightly cares.

    • @otakucon
      @otakucon 2 роки тому +1

      nihonto means sword?

    • @apollosgadfly
      @apollosgadfly 2 роки тому

      Thought it was a ken

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 2 роки тому +2

      I do care, Thank you ^^/...

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 2 роки тому

      Well done. You could have stopped after naming the sword, but your last line made me laugh. That took it from a pedantic bit of trivia to make yourself sound smart to something funny. Well done.

    • @sea-envy3137
      @sea-envy3137 2 роки тому +2

      Mr. Morita is an American, probably not a real black belt, making a comedy show for Americans in the early 80's. "short sword" is a good enough term. Besides what he is holding looks like a 1D6 damage weapon to me

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR 3 роки тому +30

    Coolest grandpa ever. I hung out with his daughter 10 years ago.

    • @kuraidjinn
      @kuraidjinn 3 роки тому +1

      No. Fkn. Way......dood🤥
      How'd you meet???

    • @vincentsun886
      @vincentsun886 3 роки тому +1

      For real???

    • @tonyfuri9693
      @tonyfuri9693 3 роки тому +1

      🙄

    • @AllenHanPR
      @AllenHanPR 3 роки тому +3

      @@kuraidjinn My old boss was a publicist for Pat Morita. When my boss had his birthday, I randomly chatted up a girl with a girl, after drinker with her a bit. Turned out to be his daughter. Pat had already passed away a few years prior to kidney failure. But he kept in touched with Pat's family. That was my first celebrity party. I met a ton of actors that day. I can tell you someone who admires film a lot. Being in a scenario meeting all your favorite actors for the first time in one room. Feels like when Rose revisits Titanic in her dream and all the people are waiting for her. It felt surreal.

    • @kuraidjinn
      @kuraidjinn 3 роки тому

      HolyHell! So, you didn’t even know at first. That’s pretty amazing. You two still keeping in contact?

  • @alandallmann5877
    @alandallmann5877 3 роки тому +64

    About 80% of you reading this:
    Who's Buddy Hackett ?

    • @JB-xh5mc
      @JB-xh5mc 3 роки тому +3

      Someone who was impossibly funny.

    • @eswift8318
      @eswift8318 3 роки тому +3

      But Buddy's Duck Joke is in the recommendations on the right. So they'll learn. Want to be funny kids? You need a classical education. Start with the masters.

    • @hrwatchinpuff6551
      @hrwatchinpuff6551 3 роки тому +1

      Lol.. exactly.

  • @user-kz5jm8tn3w
    @user-kz5jm8tn3w 8 місяців тому +1

    one of the most talented people ever to grace the screen. rip.

  • @TheSickNeeds
    @TheSickNeeds 3 роки тому +5

    "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree" thats the funniest joke I ever heard!

  • @user-qc3rj9sz2m
    @user-qc3rj9sz2m 3 роки тому +29

    Confucius say: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot."

    • @skwisgaar821
      @skwisgaar821 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @unclejustin7267
      @unclejustin7267 3 роки тому +2

      Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

    • @BigSkyCurmudgeon
      @BigSkyCurmudgeon 3 роки тому

      @@unclejustin7267 confucious was Chinese not Japanese

    • @808saimin
      @808saimin 3 роки тому +1

      @@BigSkyCurmudgeon who said he was Japanese?

    • @BigSkyCurmudgeon
      @BigSkyCurmudgeon 3 роки тому

      @@808saimin , Pat was Japanese heritage, Nisei actually but roots in Japan.. why the comments swung to Chinese sayings only show ignorance of the posters to assume there is no difference

  • @ThunderFist1978
    @ThunderFist1978 3 місяці тому

    Out of all the funniest joke I ever heard segments I have ever seen, this one is by far my favorite.

  • @HanzHervias
    @HanzHervias Рік тому +1

    hahahhaha you see eh the fly on the wall watch *blows* HMP!!!!! that funny noise though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnyjungle5623
    @johnnyjungle5623 8 років тому +35

    R.I.P Ten Years Today

  • @z0f0draz
    @z0f0draz 4 роки тому +5

    I remember my dad telling me this joke when I was a kid. He told me he saw it on tv, this must of been the show!

  • @mauricebrocklehurst2358
    @mauricebrocklehurst2358 Рік тому +1

    I didn't know he was that funny he really made me laugh 🤣 i love it 💖

  • @Caseytify
    @Caseytify 3 роки тому +6

    They sanitized the punch line; I learned it as "fry never fluck again."

    • @Kawdek
      @Kawdek 3 роки тому +4

      Could be, or whoever came up with your version may have dirtied it up.

  • @marcomartinez3263
    @marcomartinez3263 3 роки тому +4

    I must admit it, that was friggin funny. It had me laughing good. Castrated the fly😂🤣😅

  • @johnoxenham8080
    @johnoxenham8080 5 років тому +17

    Mister-Miyagi this is a CLASSIC Daniel-san wax-a on wax-a off! BONSAI!!!

  • @lukes7027
    @lukes7027 3 роки тому +1

    Pat Morita was a great joke teller and seemed like such a nice guy too

  • @firenutter1798
    @firenutter1798 3 роки тому +7

    LOL "see that fwhy on the wall?"

  • @tombstoneharrystudios584
    @tombstoneharrystudios584 6 років тому +10

    Brilliant! Great comedian as well as a great actor!

  • @jaymaniak407
    @jaymaniak407 6 років тому +5

    I miss this Guy. He's line in the karate kid movie about having balance in life is something I live by. R.I.P Mr. Miyagi

  • @yuugataame6088
    @yuugataame6088 Рік тому

    I honestly was thinking that joke was going nowhere. Then he really hit me in the end. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christypatton6572
    @christypatton6572 2 роки тому

    I love this talented guy! So special!

  • @C-TOS
    @C-TOS 6 років тому +18

    Comedians are definitely the best dramatic actors. RIP Mr. Morita/ Miyagi Sensei.

    • @nakedhombre
      @nakedhombre 4 роки тому

      Crurned Travels and Other Stories / yes I think that’s true about comedians being good dramatic actors. Some other amazing examples have been Milton Berle when he did a drama roll and the old playhouse 90, Mickey Rooney and Jackie Gleason in Rod Serling‘s movie, Requiem for a heavyweight. But have you seen the UA-cam where Pat Marita explains how he got the job for the karate kid. The big mogul, Gerry Weintraub, did not want Pat because he was a comedian and he saw the role of Mr. Miyagi as too dramatic. He later reversed himself for his extreme opinionated feelings. Anyone who has seen the karate kid knows that the whole film works because of the clever understated comic situations throughout the plot line. So I agree with you you are right especially in pet Marita‘s case in his role of a lifetime. Did you know that the name of the founder a Goju Ryu karate is Miyagi?

    • @davemiller6055
      @davemiller6055 3 роки тому

      I have seen several interviews with actors, including Michael Caine, about comedy and acting. They all said that there is nothing harder to do than comedy. If you can do comedy well, you can do anything.

  • @dcflow7859
    @dcflow7859 3 роки тому +3

    Rest In Peace to this legendary man. He is so wise! Let’s all be as positive as this incredible person!

  • @MattBurosh
    @MattBurosh 2 роки тому

    Oof, watching those dudes tripping each other like two feet behind a dude wielding a SWORD made me a biiiiit nervous! 🤣

  • @asheruk9064
    @asheruk9064 2 роки тому +1

    When Karate kid came out, I was Daniels age....now I am Mr Miyagi's age...😂

  • @MensVersion
    @MensVersion 9 років тому +289

    It's amazing how people can get fooled so easily. Pat Morita was as american as any white boy you ever knew.

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 8 років тому +90

      +Guy Forget Born and raised in California but that didn't stop the army/federal government from putting him and his family in an internment camp during the second world war. Imprisoned for no reason. Same with George Takei and thousands of others. Shameful, really.

    • @TheAmateurEditor
      @TheAmateurEditor 8 років тому +47

      +InformationIsTheEdge It's beyond comprehension isn't it? The Asian-American WW2 concentration camps are the least publicised and taught civil and human rights violations of Western culture. I'm not American and I only ever found out from watching the Karate Kid. No European country, to my knowledge, covers it in world history classes at school.

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 8 років тому +18

      John Smith
      I saw a documentary about WWII that focused on the United States and its industrial prowess and just barely glossed over the Japanese concentration camps. That was how I first learned of it. I think there is a lecture here on UA-cam, done by George Takei in which he describes how he is still able to love America despite the treatment he received. Rather big of him.

    • @MLGCaptainVirgil
      @MLGCaptainVirgil 7 років тому +15

      Maybe because internment camps looked more like POW camps, and concentration camps are, oh, I don't know, death camps. You're taking a very euphemistic attitude in comparing the treatment of Japanese Americans to the treatment of those in concentration camps.

    • @MLGCaptainVirgil
      @MLGCaptainVirgil 7 років тому +6

      It demeans those who suffered far worse treatments on an even larger scale.

  • @B1GJOHNSTUD
    @B1GJOHNSTUD 6 років тому +7

    r.i.p. uncle! can't believe it's been almost 13 yrs since you passed!

  • @benitomaldonado7080
    @benitomaldonado7080 3 роки тому +1

    Never tire of Mr Myagi . 😂😂😂

  • @jameschanin876
    @jameschanin876 3 роки тому +2

    Heard this joke by him 30 years ago, its still great.

  • @joeyhahm713
    @joeyhahm713 5 років тому +359

    That rast fry bring such shame and dishonor on its famry

    • @alitlweird
      @alitlweird 5 років тому +7

      Suk Hyun Hahm that’s racist

    • @dustybacon423
      @dustybacon423 5 років тому +19

      alitlweird it’s funny is what it is.

    • @joeyhahm713
      @joeyhahm713 5 років тому +9

      @@alitlweird i know. I love it

    • @sonnybrown4758
      @sonnybrown4758 5 років тому +3

      That was weak bro

    • @joeyhahm713
      @joeyhahm713 5 років тому +7

      @@sonnybrown4758 knees weak, arms are heavy

  • @mathewhale3581
    @mathewhale3581 7 років тому +18

    I remember this joke from the chop socky film "They call me Bruce". An incompetent guy pretends to have Kung fu because he is Asian and everyone assumes he must know karate, etc. Whips out a sword in one scene to prove his skill, the fly survives and Bruce
    pulls off that line. Also used nunchucks as chopsticks :)

    • @TronRider
      @TronRider 7 років тому

      thanks for letting us know about that video

    • @ThisGuyRides
      @ThisGuyRides 6 років тому

      Starring Johnny Yoon.

    • @luckytheirishman
      @luckytheirishman 6 років тому

      I had a Toyota once. Oh what a feeling....lol. I loved that movie growing up. I love how he got the 2 hangs to fight each other by saying one master was better than the other. Great Comedy.

    • @hamnah4glte979
      @hamnah4glte979 6 років тому

      Is there a vid on it lol

    • @Streeknine
      @Streeknine 6 років тому +1

      With this leg (points to left leg), i can kick your nose... with this leg, I can kick your ear, with this hand.. I can rip off your arm.. take a goooood look at me, I'm Asian! Ahhhhhhhhh! lol

  • @junivanofdragonia
    @junivanofdragonia 2 роки тому +1

    The grand prize winner was actually Mr. Miyagi. Cause only Miyagi-Sensei would think to chop the eggplant off the fly to prevent a short sword demo in the future.

  • @dixienormous8889
    @dixienormous8889 2 роки тому

    Mustache guy in the back casually murdering everyone 😂

  • @diligentone-six2688
    @diligentone-six2688 5 років тому +6

    Wish Pat Morita was still here.

  • @ninjaknightslive
    @ninjaknightslive 6 років тому +19

    I remember seeing this very joke when it aired on TV back in 84 or 85.:) This is the 2nd time I've seen it now.

    • @gazratjackson
      @gazratjackson 4 роки тому

      Only 29 years to wait, I'll be 87 😥

  • @MyMy-zi7yv
    @MyMy-zi7yv 3 роки тому +1

    I've seen this video before but forgot. And I'm glad I did because I got to laugh my ass off again on such a funny story. Morita is one funny dude, I'll have to go check out more of his stand up.

  • @juju_426
    @juju_426 3 роки тому +2

    R.I.P
    Pat Morita
    June 28, 1932 - November 24, 2005

  • @Zen_user-001
    @Zen_user-001 2 роки тому +3

    It's strange to see Pat Morita speak with a perfect English accent. Rest in Peace

  • @Rendezman562
    @Rendezman562 6 років тому +8

    ah man I miss you PAT!!!

  • @chiefs1992
    @chiefs1992 2 роки тому

    I busted up laughing so hard at this joke and him making the sound effects was awesome.

  • @santosreyes6682
    @santosreyes6682 3 роки тому

    Great Buddy Hackett impersonation Mr.Morita had lol

  • @Ivan-vx3zo
    @Ivan-vx3zo 3 роки тому +25

    Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality is like Mr. Miyagi

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 роки тому

      he is the actor wo played Mr. Miyagi...
      Either that, or I am racist and think all Asians look the same ...

    • @jaymoney3109
      @jaymoney3109 3 роки тому

      @@belalabusultan5911 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ivan-vx3zo
      @Ivan-vx3zo 3 роки тому

      @@belalabusultan5911 I meant to say “ Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality isn’t like Mr. Miyagi”, but yeah I do know who he is and I would say (most) Asians look the same

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 3 роки тому

      @@Ivan-vx3zo it’s not that they look the same, it’s that your brain isn’t as good at differentiating between people of a race other than your own.

    • @Ivan-vx3zo
      @Ivan-vx3zo 3 роки тому

      @@DaTimmeh Pretty sure that’s an insult but yeah you’re probably right

  • @4l1m17
    @4l1m17 3 роки тому +16

    The dislikes are from Kreese, Johnny and Mike

    • @JonLeeBrody
      @JonLeeBrody 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget about Terry Silver!

  • @fabulousrobert6607
    @fabulousrobert6607 Рік тому

    This joke had me rollin’ 😆

  • @ghost7524
    @ghost7524 2 роки тому

    Gotts love the camera pulling in when he tells the grand prize winner's story... LMAO

  • @brooklyn4973
    @brooklyn4973 5 років тому +10

    I love his Japanese accent 😭

  • @LRS905
    @LRS905 9 років тому +4

    The most hilarious thing on these "Funniest Joke" are those initial dial up modem sounds, lol

  • @mobettaspice
    @mobettaspice 2 роки тому +1

    Ok ok ok that was funny 😄
    He neutered the fly 🪰
    with a sword 🗡 😆

  • @TheEudaemonicPlague
    @TheEudaemonicPlague 3 роки тому +1

    Not the funniest joke I've ever heard, but hearing it again after so many decades, and told by one of my favorite people...how could I complain? At least it's been long enough that I'd forgotten the punch line. Heh. His comedy was always awesome.