Papers, Please - Ending 20 of 20 (100 % Accuracy Run, 615 stamps)

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye 9 років тому +30741

    This makes me feel ashamed haha. Nice work dude!

    • @manny7
      @manny7 9 років тому +383

      hey Jackie

    • @shadowness
      @shadowness 9 років тому +500

      +jacksepticeye your not that terrible ;D

    • @thesun849
      @thesun849 9 років тому +273

      Glad to see Jack is enjoying this video.

    • @fastrashida
      @fastrashida 9 років тому +53

      +jacksepticeye Haha yes!

    • @davidthosome623
      @davidthosome623 9 років тому +57

      JACKIE BOY LOVE YOU BRO

  • @garfocusalternate
    @garfocusalternate 9 років тому +3376

    "Approval mark on passport is barely visible."
    "I am sorry. Immigration officer was trying to go for 100% accuracy run."

    • @hector9546
      @hector9546 9 років тому +166

      And super fast

    • @thepepper191
      @thepepper191 9 років тому +162

      He was also drunk apparently

    • @raitrsu5960
      @raitrsu5960 9 років тому +15

      top keks

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  9 років тому +821

      +thepepper191 Don't judge me. Work in Arstotzka is hard. Vodka is needed to survive work day. All glory to Arstotzka!

    • @raitrsu5960
      @raitrsu5960 9 років тому +28

      gamejamcurator top keks

  • @rhi6721
    @rhi6721 5 років тому +10597

    "Denied? For what reason?"
    "It is clearly stamped there."
    *looks at half a reason stamp*
    "Oh."

  • @kerem685
    @kerem685 5 років тому +13907

    The run is 100% accurate but the places you stamp those are 1% accurate

    • @warrmalaski8570
      @warrmalaski8570 5 років тому +965

      Speed running in a nutshell.

    • @e11eohe11e
      @e11eohe11e 5 років тому +513

      I can understand someone writing 10$ instead of $10 because when you say it out loud, you say "ten dollars." But in no way does %100 make sense, no one says "percent one hundred" lol.

    • @kerem685
      @kerem685 5 років тому +197

      @@e11eohe11e in my language we write like that so i didnt mind changing it

    • @kerem685
      @kerem685 5 років тому +96

      @@e11eohe11e i can understand someone using lol for fun but writing some mad comments with lol? and putting dot on your sentences? so funny lol. (see makes no sense)

    • @e11eohe11e
      @e11eohe11e 5 років тому +118

      @@kerem685 No need to be passive aggressive. I genuinely thought it was amusing since I've never seen it written that way. And that's interesting! Where are you from?

  • @UndyingDestiny
    @UndyingDestiny 7 років тому +2277

    "Papers, Please."
    "What is the purpose of your entry?"
    "Vis-"
    *KA-CHUNK*
    "Cause no trouble."

  • @pester93
    @pester93 7 років тому +3379

    "where's your ID card?" *pulls out deny stamp*
    "right here"

    • @BehelitZero
      @BehelitZero 5 років тому +86

      I hate when that happens so much.

    • @31thieves
      @31thieves 5 років тому +82

      “T H E R E I S A D I S C R E P E N C Y”

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 5 років тому +12

      or how i learned to hate the reason stamp

  • @cameronmcallister7606
    @cameronmcallister7606 8 років тому +5297

    "Why am I denied?"
    "It is stamped clearly there"
    "Oh... Screw you anyways!"
    Internet it a nutshell.

    • @its_elkku135
      @its_elkku135 8 років тому +57

      Cameron McAllister Sadly, that is true sometimes.

    • @raulmiranda2478
      @raulmiranda2478 7 років тому +92

      I hate it when that happens.
      Even when proving valid points, you still get disregarded or shamed for doing so

    • @brendonyearwood4018
      @brendonyearwood4018 7 років тому +1

      Its_Elkku Hi Godot

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +1

      omgz u forgot to spell it right, it&/ izz

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +29

      Cameron McAllister
      "Denied?"
      "For what reason?"
      "It is clearly stamped there."
      "Oh."
      "Screw you anyways."

  • @maltt8715
    @maltt8715 4 роки тому +3363

    "your fired."
    "but i dont have a single citation!"
    "yeah but in the last 20 years of working here you never got a single stamp in the box, and thats just embarrassing."

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 3 роки тому +205

      You are under arrest because you didn't stamp in the box

    • @_Hamler
      @_Hamler 3 роки тому +166

      the penalty is death

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 3 роки тому +9

      @@_Hamler death? Maybe the penalty is being fired or force labor

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 3 роки тому +70

      @@_Hamler
      Glory To Arstotzka!

    • @Eckef
      @Eckef 3 роки тому +10

      @@Janua7ies Penalty is Gulag

  • @lemmesmash89
    @lemmesmash89 7 років тому +1667

    "Sees Jorji" "Instantly clicks on Entrant must have a passport"

    • @CometMothman
      @CometMothman 5 років тому +41

      Lemme Smash *rip Jorji*

    • @petonomore9932
      @petonomore9932 5 років тому +23

      He literally set up before jorji entered the room

  • @Saiavinn
    @Saiavinn 6 років тому +5307

    "Sir, there are a few anomalies-"
    "He's the best damn inspector on the Kolechian Border. Unless he's an EZIC spy, I don't want to hear it."
    "Nothing to report, sir."

    • @c.i.aagent3582
      @c.i.aagent3582 5 років тому +294

      Best fucking comment I read so far

    • @K4rmauh
      @K4rmauh 5 років тому +80

      I *_love_* this comment.

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 5 років тому +23

      SaneOtaku I *love* you. 😘

    • @ashers1930
      @ashers1930 5 років тому +9

      Big unit Atari kISS

    • @supernukey419
      @supernukey419 5 років тому +6

      I don’t get it
      Edit: when did I write this?

  • @thepepper191
    @thepepper191 9 років тому +5351

    "Please be kind to my wife, she is after me"
    Instantly gets ready to deny next passport
    Lol

    • @tloutryhard17
      @tloutryhard17 9 років тому +408

      Instantly died of laughter

    • @spud1355
      @spud1355 7 років тому +153

      thepepper191 NO MERCY! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARSTOTZKA!

    • @scarthewerewolf
      @scarthewerewolf 7 років тому +38

      Let her enter = Token

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +6

      Instantly, instant.

    • @TheBest-lj7us
      @TheBest-lj7us 7 років тому +2

      thepepper191 at what point in the video is it in?

  • @pillowfort1722
    @pillowfort1722 5 років тому +4962

    "Her name is Elisa. Please let her through."
    Me, watching a 100% accuracy run with no citations: *_:>_*

    • @AngryJesus1
      @AngryJesus1 5 років тому +465

      How can a simple game like this invoke feelings in me I never knew I had.... That was so sad

    • @drheineken1575
      @drheineken1575 5 років тому +248

      @@AngryJesus1 I approved her entry. I'm too nice.

    • @tywinlannister8015
      @tywinlannister8015 5 років тому +481

      @@drheineken1575 Issue is with that kind of a job being nice is typically something you can't risk.

    • @Luckingsworth
      @Luckingsworth 5 років тому +173

      Ah so you are the bleeding hearts that allow terrorists through the gates. Just think. One "good deed" for one person can kill thousands. They can go live together in a different country.

    • @drheineken1575
      @drheineken1575 5 років тому +84

      @@Luckingsworth I completed the game fine even though she entered..

  • @dorionite1378
    @dorionite1378 6 років тому +3295

    “Please be kind to my wife, she is just behind me.”
    **pulls out deny stamp in anticipation**

    • @mohameddahir8769
      @mohameddahir8769 2 роки тому +57

      LMAO

    • @bookmarks7092
      @bookmarks7092 2 роки тому +58

      Call the ambulance! Call the ambulance!
      Have seen the trailer*
      But not for me!

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 2 роки тому +85

      As someone who watched the mini-movie recently :
      *Have no Mercy*

    • @nicox-73
      @nicox-73 2 роки тому +9

      ​@@orctrihar SAME

    • @qibbs8934
      @qibbs8934 2 роки тому +2

      timestamp?

  • @crocketlawnchair259
    @crocketlawnchair259 6 років тому +2008

    I love how you get the discrepancy detector the second you see Jorji coming. Stop racial profiling Cobrastinians.

    • @whale8436
      @whale8436 5 років тому +73

      Detain him

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 років тому +119

      Yes, snake on logo is very unique and professional. Like real passport.

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 роки тому +5

      @@mrmemes7883
      Soldier?! Why are you here? Where is your patriotism?

  • @lazydan9660
    @lazydan9660 6 років тому +3334

    *while handing denied passport back to them*
    "What is the purpose of your trip?"

  • @ethantrimble6275
    @ethantrimble6275 3 роки тому +806

    Imagine being the guy who had dropped off the bomb, feeling so smug about doing something in protest of the corrupt Arstotzkan government, waiting for it to explode the checkpoint, when you hear "Damn this guy fucking sucked at making bombs" and "NEXT"

  • @rileymicklewright7531
    @rileymicklewright7531 6 років тому +4897

    Inspector: papers please.
    Lady gives paper*
    Inspector: All good..
    Inspector: wait, there's a disreptency
    Lady:Ohh..
    Inspector: your height is different
    Lady: I'm wearing high heel-
    Inspector: DETAINED

    • @MitchellTheMitch
      @MitchellTheMitch 5 років тому +24

      Still no comments m8, UNTIL NOW.

    • @mesterfesh2066
      @mesterfesh2066 5 років тому +15

      No comments in 5 months, and than 2 in one day.

    • @stevenclaessen2608
      @stevenclaessen2608 5 років тому +19

      I really need to use the bathroom

    • @D.rhmdt0
      @D.rhmdt0 5 років тому +4

      Make it 5

    • @justaperson3910
      @justaperson3910 5 років тому +9

      When I read the “detained” part, I heard jacksepticeye’s voice

  • @aperex
    @aperex 9 років тому +2929

    "Hi im staying for t-" DENIED!

    • @auuker
      @auuker 9 років тому +92

      I know right XD

    • @g59590
      @g59590 9 років тому +15

      +ExtraGames so fast

    • @OfficialIPlayGaming
      @OfficialIPlayGaming 9 років тому +4

      when?

    • @WforBogart
      @WforBogart 9 років тому +152

      +ExtraGames weight on paper: 80 kg. actual weight: 81 kg. GET YOUR ASS ON IN THE SCANNER!

    • @certified1251
      @certified1251 9 років тому +83

      "I give you this heirloom"
      [rubs denied passport in face]

  • @verygudprayer
    @verygudprayer 8 років тому +898

    "you have been selected for a random search"
    *Denies her*

    • @farhanasingingsandcookings3447
      @farhanasingingsandcookings3447 6 років тому

      Lightninja I

    • @fadhilakbar6345
      @fadhilakbar6345 5 років тому +18

      This is speedrun, so denying is much faster than detaining

    • @hew0014
      @hew0014 5 років тому

      @@fadhilakbar6345 it isn't really though

    • @braveheart1320
      @braveheart1320 5 років тому +3

      @@hew0014 but it is... much faster

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 10 місяців тому

      ​@@fadhilakbar6345I wonder if you could somehow get more cash denying than detaining if you do it quickly

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 5 років тому +668

    22:14 _“Why? You have doomed me”_
    I’m sorry mam, this is a 100% accuracy checkpoint, not 99.999%

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 3 роки тому +61

      jordi: "imma end this man's whole career"

    • @roskompozor-nuzhno-zapretit
      @roskompozor-nuzhno-zapretit 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sonoda9441: Actually its Jorji 🤓☝
      2: That citation is unavoidable, so it doesnt count

  • @alivingstone9811
    @alivingstone9811 5 років тому +2003

    4:30 "hurry up I have a bus"
    *Literally TWO seconds later*
    "Finally"

  • @voidwarlock2147
    @voidwarlock2147 8 років тому +4068

    I'm watching some guy stamp papers for 3 and a half hours... I'm gonna die alone.

    • @binkycat247
      @binkycat247 8 років тому +226

      we can die alone together

    • @NapstaYT
      @NapstaYT 8 років тому +47

      YEA!

    • @Mario2980
      @Mario2980 8 років тому +134

      Hey......he detained and tranquilized some folks too, and defused a bomb....

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 7 років тому +17

      Void Warlock we all are....we all are.

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 7 років тому +10

      Void Warlock and I'm gonna fail my final

  • @DaniPaunov
    @DaniPaunov 8 років тому +4102

    **pulls up passport**
    [2 seconds later]
    **KACHUNK!**

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 8 років тому +562

      Imagine being there, handing in your documents, he picks up the passport, furrows his brow and slam dunks it with a stamp.

    • @TheCart54321
      @TheCart54321 7 років тому +9

      Misaki Ryan when, where, and how

    • @invschematics
      @invschematics 7 років тому +64

      He's tired of this sh!t

    • @renstafari
      @renstafari 7 років тому +1

      lol

    • @thepuppetshow0002
      @thepuppetshow0002 7 років тому +28

      3:31:00

  • @smoshyv2553
    @smoshyv2553 5 років тому +4434

    I love how it's literally impossible to play this game without putting on a bad Russian accent to read everything out.

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 5 років тому +105

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @pumpkincat8336
      @pumpkincat8336 5 років тому +60

      WTF why is this true

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 років тому +214

      William Larson
      its because words and sentences are spelled in such a way no american/european can say it the way they do

    • @rgnbgn1063
      @rgnbgn1063 5 років тому +19

      or you can be actually slav

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 років тому +3

      yes

  • @svengali990
    @svengali990 5 років тому +5317

    Arstotzkan legend speaks of a man, A man who worked at the border checkpoint. Although those who saw disbelieved he was a man or any mere mortal. They tell of waiting in a line that never shrunk, no matter the inhuman speeds at which the man checked people in or out. In conversation, the dutiful clerk always was straight to the point and never dawdled on small talk. In the mere seconds of moving documents to the stamps, he memorized and analyzed every square inch of printed inc, spotting even the most hidden of discrepancies. Unfortunately, this legendary figure was never seen again after the attack on the 24th. The Arstotzkan border checkpoints will never operate as quickly as his very one did.

    • @arturkiaven8427
      @arturkiaven8427 5 років тому +106

      Ah yea, Estonia in ww2 was similar to this

    • @colonelcorn5386
      @colonelcorn5386 5 років тому +85

      The most underrated comment I’ve ever seen

    • @colonelcorn5386
      @colonelcorn5386 5 років тому +16

      Callan Revelette I didn’t when I replied to it

    • @antinverbose229
      @antinverbose229 3 роки тому +7

      Don't mind me just saving this comment

    • @molotov6844
      @molotov6844 3 роки тому +16

      He was the immigration officer equivalent of the man with the big iron on his hip

  • @draconicdemon2
    @draconicdemon2 5 років тому +1268

    I wish the stamp stamped everything, so youd have to live with ink all over your rulebook the whole game

    • @ckv954
      @ckv954 5 років тому +107

      DraconicDemon extra hard mode

    • @justyouraveragemartian783
      @justyouraveragemartian783 3 роки тому +44

      calm down satan ,,

    • @javonfr8030
      @javonfr8030 3 роки тому +17

      satan is taking notes

    • @tiredandbored909
      @tiredandbored909 3 роки тому +44

      Danm imagine getting in the game, messing around and stamping the rules accidentally. “Oh it’ll go away next day” “ *oh* “

    • @NithinJune
      @NithinJune 3 роки тому +3

      we need this

  • @Tucans
    @Tucans 5 років тому +2416

    Imagine waiting in line all freaking day just to say "opening up this checkpoint was a mistake"

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 3 роки тому +322

    1:29:20 you know it’s some high tech shit when it can stamp through the entire book

  • @kellis938
    @kellis938 9 років тому +579

    "Hurry I am catching bus soon" 1 second later APPROVED "Finally" XD

    • @tobybug779
      @tobybug779 6 років тому +24

      Missed opportunity for time-dependent dialogue

    • @youraverageuser7039
      @youraverageuser7039 6 років тому +1

      well time is going faster in the game as your working there for many hours so it could of been like 20minutes of her waiting

  • @josephstalin1850
    @josephstalin1850 7 років тому +4461

    I love the part when he stamps the passport.

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 5 років тому +67

      Stalin

    • @vicctorree500
      @vicctorree500 5 років тому +80

      Joseph Stalin
      Mmmm
      I like the part when he denies the passport

    • @Datsunz-fr2nw
      @Datsunz-fr2nw 5 років тому +91

      i love the part where we reestablish communism in the east

    • @Datsunz-fr2nw
      @Datsunz-fr2nw 5 років тому +18

      @@praetorian9823 hey stalin

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 5 років тому +19

      Or where we imprison our son and close family

  • @oce5865
    @oce5865 5 років тому +3107

    What if you
    Wanted to go to heaven?
    But God said:
    “DETAINED!”

    • @dark_attribute
      @dark_attribute 5 років тому +80

      glory to arstotzka

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 5 років тому +68

      "You are a woman or a man?"
      -DENIED

    • @kongfamily3759
      @kongfamily3759 5 років тому +5

      Jacky boy.

    • @prodCarpe
      @prodCarpe 5 років тому +5

      DAB-tained

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap 5 років тому +3

      There’s a game where you can do this lol

  • @warrioroflight4577
    @warrioroflight4577 3 роки тому +568

    I can't believe this is 7 years old. The time has passed really fast.

  • @monkeymunchification
    @monkeymunchification 6 років тому +700

    3:02:55 Man's access permit expired 9 days before access permits were a thing. Classic Arstotzka

    • @sneed2600
      @sneed2600 3 роки тому +106

      Forgery is always funny when done wrong.

    • @sneed2600
      @sneed2600 2 роки тому +3

      @@tiagomoraes1510 ofc

    • @carbag7857
      @carbag7857 2 роки тому +7

      Ah, classic Antegrians.

  • @ltcolrayquaza
    @ltcolrayquaza 5 років тому +654

    15:51 "your purpose?"
    'Moving through the country.'
    "How long are you staying?"
    'Half a year.'
    🤔

    • @EthanBuzzy
      @EthanBuzzy 5 років тому +69

      Lt Col Rayquaza she is walking

    • @greyhawk5258
      @greyhawk5258 5 років тому +92

      Very slow walking... Pretty much crawling

    • @kukasvektor4976
      @kukasvektor4976 5 років тому +46

      What about when they where passing through and the time was forever

  • @Sobergrey
    @Sobergrey 10 років тому +676

    I wish we could see a spin-off game about Jorji's adventure to find a passport.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  9 років тому +86

      +Sobergrey That's a GREAT idea!

    • @tacopants27
      @tacopants27 7 років тому +2

      Indeed!

    • @levifravel8432
      @levifravel8432 7 років тому +3

      gamejamcurator ya good

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 7 років тому +4

      Sobergrey Go ahead and sell this beautiful idea to a game company!

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 6 років тому +6

      Fernando Jose IT'S AN ENEMY STAMP

  • @randomkriegsman8444
    @randomkriegsman8444 5 років тому +1924

    “Inspectors Son: daddy could I get a crayon set”
    “Inspector: no”
    “Inspectors Son: but why”
    “Inspector: your crayon set costs 25 credits”
    “Inspector: the bonus I get for shooting a man is 20 credits”
    “Inspectors Son: oh”

    • @humansvd3269
      @humansvd3269 5 років тому +253

      I turned away an asshat that insulted the inspectors son's drawing even though he was good. The meltdown was funny.

    • @n0kt0h45
      @n0kt0h45 5 років тому +288

      "Is this because of picture? I take it back! Picture should be in museum!!"

    • @واحدماسكاربيجي-ش3ب
      @واحدماسكاربيجي-ش3ب 5 років тому +84

      Son :*grabs a golden key*

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 років тому +76

      I gave son that crayon set! He is good boy and will be like father one day! I make good money denying people anyways.

    • @Norinia
      @Norinia 5 років тому +36

      UndeadPrincess haha I alternate giving my family heat and fuel in game. It’s the only way I can earn any money. Sorry little Timmy, I make more money by paying the five credits for your medicine than I do regularly giving you heat and food lol

  • @danielkaiselgruber1750
    @danielkaiselgruber1750 7 років тому +487

    2:57:50
    Paper says "read quickly"
    Player goes "WILL DO"

  • @knavesmith
    @knavesmith 11 років тому +413

    "Papers, Please"
    "What is the purpose of your trip?"
    *KA-CHUNK*
    "Visiting Friends"
    *Returns Passport*
    "Duration of Stay?"

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  11 років тому +89

      I just love that kind of moments as well!
      DENIED.

    • @xXDragonTribalXx
      @xXDragonTribalXx 7 років тому +21

      NEXT!

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 7 років тому +1

      gamejamcurator you are a god at this game
      All hail gamejamcurator!

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 7 років тому

      knavesmith such foresight...

  • @TheCart54321
    @TheCart54321 7 років тому +734

    2:05:30
    You have been selected for a random search
    (Hands back papers)
    WHAIT what about the sear-
    GET THE F### OUT

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 5 років тому +26

      *Calmly presses button*
      Next please!

  • @ckfeliz
    @ckfeliz Рік тому +103

    For those who is wondering why he has a citation at the end:
    At 3:11:40, you WILL get a citation no matter what, since you always end up "confiscating" Jorji's passport. This is the only time you will forcibly earn a citation that you cannot avoid.
    For Shae (the woman your supervisor asked to be admitted), you can deny her but you cannot detain her.

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 7 місяців тому +6

      If you do detain her, your boss will be so pissed that he’ll have you arrested on false charges

  • @bluesox2762
    @bluesox2762 5 років тому +814

    "He does job well, like he barely looks at their IDs."

  • @progmanrob
    @progmanrob 8 років тому +2101

    Dumb things to notice: At 55:50, the department official gets in his fancy car to slowly drive away, only to see a speeding car come down the same lane moments later. I imagine there would be no reaction time, resulting in a horrible accident. I will pray for his recovery.

  • @KarRuptAssassin
    @KarRuptAssassin 10 років тому +333

    That moment when an indie game takes longer to complete in a speedrun than skyrim.

    • @seicobass
      @seicobass 10 років тому +19

      This isn't a speed run... not even close... this is a perfection run. a speed run could take less then 10 minutes.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  10 років тому +46

      *****
      Seriously? How? Tell me, tell me, tell me!

    • @exon576
      @exon576 10 років тому +4

      SpeedrunningS I must say... this perfect speedrun is amazing! Awesome work! Keep up the good work!

    • @seicobass
      @seicobass 10 років тому +7

      SpeedrunningS Well im actualy going to have to take that back, each day has a minimum amount of time to complete it. that means no mater how fast you are you wont beat the game andy faster. Id say if you were to speed run this id take about 2 hours... maybe less..

    • @SnickeringBadger
      @SnickeringBadger 10 років тому +22

      I made a game that takes 900 hours to complete.
      You stand around for 900 hours and then it says "you win."
      ;D

  • @beefy7587
    @beefy7587 5 років тому +779

    i wish this video was with an eyetracker, i really can't keep up lmao

    • @w.roberts8078
      @w.roberts8078 5 років тому +18

      xenogenesis where eye trackers a thing then?

    • @beefy7587
      @beefy7587 5 років тому +11

      @@w.roberts8078 fair point actually lmao

    • @erickevin8819
      @erickevin8819 5 років тому +4

      @@w.roberts8078 when did this game came out in ?

    • @w.roberts8078
      @w.roberts8078 5 років тому +3

      Eric Kevin a fair few years
      Ago

    • @Newbieguy5000
      @Newbieguy5000 5 років тому +38

      @@w.roberts8078 its been almost an entire 6 years. Time flies huh

  • @leeeverett1083
    @leeeverett1083 8 років тому +953

    Wanted criminal: Hi I am in transit for 2-
    Inspector: DETAINED!

    • @mrdolson2734
      @mrdolson2734 8 років тому +27

      What time did that happen?

    • @edsmemefactory
      @edsmemefactory 7 років тому +1

      Lee Everett hey dident I see you somewhere else I'm not sure

    • @TypicalMan
      @TypicalMan 7 років тому +1

      LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @arandomguy6030
      @arandomguy6030 6 років тому

      Lee Everett he doesn't detain anyone lol

    • @acodegn
      @acodegn 6 років тому +8

      papa grog He did at 29:31

  • @kulongers
    @kulongers 9 років тому +337

    1:29:19 denied so hard it went through the manual.

  • @bobblehead7002
    @bobblehead7002 7 років тому +744

    I find it funny how pissed the reporters are when denied. Not the inspector’s fault you don’t have proper documentation

    • @ditto-w
      @ditto-w 5 років тому +130

      basically reporters nowadays

    • @l.f.r.6523
      @l.f.r.6523 5 років тому +17

      FACIST

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 років тому +43

      I aM a PaRt Of ThE pReSs, i NeEd To Be LeT iN

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +8

      @Poethings Channel I bet the reporter is named Karen or something

  • @stormsand9
    @stormsand9 Рік тому +146

    3:09:15 I love how you quickly try to process 1 more person before the attack begins so you can get an extra 5 credits lol

  • @srankatancevic7285
    @srankatancevic7285 7 років тому +396

    "hurry up"
    "I am meeting bus s--"
    "Finaly."

  • @Reflexion555
    @Reflexion555 9 років тому +286

    "-Denied? For what reason? -It is clearly stamped there. *half of the stamp is cut off* -Oh."

    • @Deverey1
      @Deverey1 8 років тому +7

      +Reflexion555 That was honestly one of my favorite parts. XD

    • @personman6947
      @personman6947 7 років тому +7

      WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAYS

  • @rodmod
    @rodmod 6 років тому +773

    why can this random dude shoot two criminals within the span of 3 seconds, while trained policemen just stand and aim to be shot

    • @HikikomoriDev
      @HikikomoriDev 6 років тому +6

      just the way things render or something i guess

    • @Roald94
      @Roald94 6 років тому +24

      @abracosa07 Quality my friend, those jordanian are probably better trained than your average checkpoint guard

    • @quineloe
      @quineloe 5 років тому +140

      These are not trained policemen, in socialist warsaw pact states these were usually poorly trained, conscripted 18-19 year olds.

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 років тому +7

      quineloe thank you

    • @deletedTestimony
      @deletedTestimony 5 років тому +63

      I think you underestimate just how good this border inspector is.

  • @landencolomer1395
    @landencolomer1395 5 років тому +148

    Inspector: What is the purpose of your trip?
    Immigrant: I'm just moving through the country
    Inspector: Duration of stay?
    Immigrant: *Forever*

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 8 років тому +268

    I like how you always clicked when the day was over to say "come back at 6am tomorrow." I don't know why but that small detail meant a lot to me. lol

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  8 років тому +70

      +Deverey1 Glad you recognized that! :D

  • @Infantryman-ct7qt
    @Infantryman-ct7qt 7 років тому +1904

    *Top 10 most overpowered anime characters.*

  • @the__wolf5087
    @the__wolf5087 9 років тому +249

    "You have been selected for a random search NOW GET OUT"

    • @zelda64rules
      @zelda64rules 7 років тому +10

      I can't be bothered to give you the search, and I don't feel like making the nice men with guns do it, so leave.
      Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @generalsemyon2369
      @generalsemyon2369 6 років тому +1

      Uuuh
      DAgames

  • @GriffinheartPlays
    @GriffinheartPlays 5 років тому +3586

    "Where is your proof of vaccination?"
    - I do not believe in va- -
    *instantly denies stamp* "Get out before you infect me"

    • @orfeastsakos3025
      @orfeastsakos3025 5 років тому +44

      Griffinheart perfection.

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 5 років тому +90

      How can she infect him if he's already vaccinated?

    • @GriffinheartPlays
      @GriffinheartPlays 5 років тому +114

      @@furjaden8553 Fair point, but then she might infect everyone else in Arstotzka

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 5 років тому +25

      so basically what im saying is; only a non vaccinated person can infect another non vaccinated person. If either are vaccinated, the one cannot infect the other

    • @GriffinheartPlays
      @GriffinheartPlays 5 років тому +89

      @@furjaden8553 well, there is a rare but possible chance that the disease could mutate, being immune to the vaccination's affects and now able to infect the people or livestock

  • @gamecurator
    @gamecurator  8 років тому +1453

    Hey there!
    I won't answer to the "single citation" comments anymore, because it already stands in the description, why there's one single citation in the end: "The first complete playthrough of "Papers, Please" with 100 % accuracy (of course there's one not avoidable citation because of Jorjis 'present'), as I see."
    The citation is scripted and so it's not avoidable.
    Enjoy the video,
    best greetings,
    Sebastian

    • @amaice
      @amaice 8 років тому +6

      when do you get the citation?

    • @peppuccino4556
      @peppuccino4556 8 років тому +6

      Don't you have to get 3 citations for it to be bad?

    • @cabu511
      @cabu511 8 років тому +18

      +Gr8_Space 3:10:49-3:11:46

    • @amaice
      @amaice 8 років тому +2

      +Caleb Buhl Thanks

    • @cabu511
      @cabu511 8 років тому

      yeah

  • @JMJackMcNally
    @JMJackMcNally 10 років тому +1260

    HE MOVES WITH SUCH STYLE AND SUCH GRACE

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  10 років тому +119

      Arwww, thanks comrade!

    • @ajesbayes9057
      @ajesbayes9057 9 років тому +2

      SpeedrunningS Deny all kolech

    • @zFrostyii
      @zFrostyii 9 років тому +1

      +SpeedrunningS UcheaT

    • @MatthewChenIsAwesome
      @MatthewChenIsAwesome 9 років тому +1

      +SpeedrunningS Lol, 1 Citation in the end...

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 9 років тому +5

      +Nick Morilland He places the document in such a way that he can apply two stamps without moving it!

  • @ooooooooo2796
    @ooooooooo2796 5 років тому +288

    3hrs without ads? Respect.

    • @Adolyy123
      @Adolyy123 3 роки тому +13

      Some heroes are not supers

    • @Jessery_philippines
      @Jessery_philippines 9 місяців тому

      wait a min i didnt notice that theres no ads

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 7 місяців тому

      Easiest way to guarantee that is UA-cam premium. Seriously worth it considering it’s an election year at the time of writing this

  • @bradvan8156
    @bradvan8156 5 років тому +845

    Would be cool to see someone play this with an eye tracker

  • @fishpup962
    @fishpup962 10 років тому +124

    1:11:10 We've herd suspicious activity here
    *Throws paper at window*
    Do you know anyone who has this symbol?
    *Throws paper at window*
    If you have information give it to us yes?
    *Throws paper at window*
    Please return my papers now.
    *Shoves papers out window*

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 років тому +3

      Actually gave him an ezic paper. Though he would save me. I was dead wrong

  • @T_Crushed
    @T_Crushed 9 років тому +486

    "Papers"
    "Hiya, kun"
    "Where I left my car keys"
    All I hear.

  • @fernandoromeronunez2052
    @fernandoromeronunez2052 3 роки тому +86

    I love how the Ezic guys keep on trying despite you showing absolutely no signs of cooperation hahaha

  • @RoverdriveXalt
    @RoverdriveXalt 10 років тому +627

    I love how "Real" this game is.
    Like-
    grey, terrorist attacks, checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot.

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 10 років тому +9

      "checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot."
      What do you mean ? What's the difference ?

    • @Jeramiahstool
      @Jeramiahstool 10 років тому +126

      If you're getting stamped on a passport people who have this job rarely ever try to stamp in the right place

    • @raven1121
      @raven1121 10 років тому +43

      that is the truth , the only stamp/sticker that is remotely in the box is the one from Japan , every other country stamps theirs everywhere , Laos decided to take up all four spots lol

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 10 років тому +7

      raven1121
      Well the japanese are pretty damn efficient lol

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 10 років тому +48

      If this game were "real", you wouldn't have a job. The person who spots your mistakes, or at least the mistakes of human players of this game, would be all the country needs.
      Excuse me for a moment, actually, probably longer than that, I think I know too much. Arstotzkan not-so-secret police are kicking down my door.

  • @JXChannel
    @JXChannel 7 років тому +376

    Day 1
    0:36 Approved
    0:48 Not Arstotzkan
    1:00 Not Arstotzkan
    1:13 Approved
    1:25 Self-explanatory
    1:34 Approved
    1:45 Not Arstotzkan
    1:56 Not Arstotzkan
    2:07 Not Arstotzkan
    2:19 Not Arstotzkan
    2:31 Not Arstotzkan
    2:42 Approved
    2:53 Approved
    3:04 Approved
    3:16 Not Arstotzkan
    3:27 Approved

    • @JXChannel
      @JXChannel 7 років тому +65

      Day 2
      3:57 Approved
      4:10 Expired passport
      4:21 Approved
      4:32 Approved
      4:44 Approved
      4:57 Approved
      5:11 Non-matching photo

    • @JXChannel
      @JXChannel 7 років тому +59

      Day 3
      6:01 Approved
      6:16 No entry ticket
      6:28 Approved
      6:41 Approved
      6:55 Approved
      7:10 Invalid date on entry ticket
      7:24 Non-matching photo
      7:36 No passport
      7:59 Approved
      8:14 Expired passport
      8:28 Approved
      8:43 Invalid gender
      8:55 Invalid date on entry ticket
      9:07 Approved
      9:22 Approved
      9:37 No entry ticket
      9:48 Non-matching photo
      10:01 Approved
      10:13 Approved
      10:27 Approved
      10:42 Approved
      10:54 Approved
      11:09 Expired passport
      11:21 Invalid issuing city
      11:35 Approved
      11:49 Approved

    • @JXChannel
      @JXChannel 7 років тому +59

      Day 4
      12:23 Approved
      12:45 Invalid passport number
      13:02 No entry permit
      13:21 Approved
      13:39 Expired entry permit
      13:56 Approved
      14:15 Non-matching names
      14:28 Invalid passport
      14:46 Expired passport
      14:58 Invalid district
      15:16 Non-matching photo
      15:29 Approved
      15:46 Invalid description of duration
      16:02 Non-matching photo on ID card
      16:17 Approved
      16:34 Approved
      16:58 Approved
      17:17 Approved
      17:34 Non-matching names
      17:49 Non-matching photo
      18:03 Approved
      18:21 Approved
      18:38 Approved
      18:57 Approved
      19:14 Invalid district

    • @JXChannel
      @JXChannel 7 років тому +53

      Day 5
      19:50 Invalid passport number
      20:06 Expired entry permit
      20:23 Criminal on newspaper
      20:51 Invalid gender
      21:03 Approved
      21:20 Non-matching photo
      21:40 Invalid issuing city
      21:52 Approved
      22:11 No entry permit
      22:22 Expired passport
      22:36 Approved
      23:00 Expired entry permit
      23:16 Invalid passport number
      23:32 Non-matching names
      23:46 Invalid issuing city
      23:58 Non-matching photo
      24:11 No passport
      24:31 Invalid description of purpose
      24:48 Expired passport
      25:01 Invalid gender
      25:14 Non-matching photo
      25:27 No entry permit
      25:38 Invalid issuing city
      25:51 Expired passport
      26:04 Invalid description of purpose
      26:21 Non-matching photo
      26:34 Invalid district

    • @JXChannel
      @JXChannel 7 років тому +57

      Day 6
      27:12 Approved
      27:38 Approved
      28:01 Approved
      28:25 Expired entry permit
      28:44 No entry permit
      29:02 Invalid description of duration
      29:20 Criminal on Maria Likowska's note (2nd entrant on day 6)
      29:44 Approved
      30:10 Approved
      30:31 Approved; cut off by terrorist attack at the last second

  • @lemonmelon1883
    @lemonmelon1883 8 років тому +643

    Only in Arstotzka can you be detained for having a passport picture that looks a little different to your real face

  • @DanielT42
    @DanielT42 3 роки тому +171

    This run is incredible. Seeing the checkpoint work like a well-oiled machine is really satisfying (even if that means a few sad denials). My favorite part so far has got to be learning that you can detain Ludum and break up his trafficking ring. I thought you could only approve or deny him! I know what I’m doing whenever I play this game from now on.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  3 роки тому +33

      Haha, thanks for the kind words! I am also glad that you learned something from my videos. :) Wish you much fun with "Papers, Please"!

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      @Cepreu1995 Рік тому

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  • @avriil6446
    @avriil6446 6 років тому +609

    "NEXT!"
    "oh hi sir-"
    "-Papers, please"
    "alright, here. I have been waiting for a while-"
    "-Denied, get out"
    "wha-wh-wh-wha-WHAT?"

  • @puraasu
    @puraasu 5 років тому +865

    TIMELINE
    Day 1 start - 0:35
    Day 1 end - 1:36
    Day 2 start - 3:56
    Terrorist attack - 5:17
    Day 2 end - 5:37
    Day 3 start - 6:00
    Jorji (1) - 7:36
    Day 3 end - 12:04
    Day 4 start - 12:22
    Jorji (2) - 14:27
    Day 4 end - 19:29
    Day 5 start - 19:50
    Day 5 end - 26:50
    Day 6 start - 27:12
    Terrorist attack - 30:34
    Day 6 end - 30:57
    Day 7 start - 31:17
    Day 7 end - 38:19
    Day 8 start - 38:37
    Jorji (3) - 39:20
    EZIC message - 40:11
    Day 8 end - 45:55
    Day 9 start - 46:23
    The Imposter Message - 47:59
    EZIC agent - 49:39
    Day 9 end - 54:23
    Day 10 start - 54:59
    EZIC message - 57:12
    Day 10 end - 1:02:49
    Day 11 start - 1:03:17
    Jorji (4) - 1:03:29
    EZIC message - 1:05:54
    Day 11 end - 1:10:33
    Day 12 start (supervisor visits) - 1:10:54
    Terrorist attack - 1:14:37
    Day 12 end - 1:14:48
    Day 13 start - 1:15:38
    Day 13 end - 1:23:29
    Day 14 start - 1:24:19
    Day 14 end - 1:32:31
    Day 15 start - 1:33:10
    Bomb - 1:33:32
    EZIC message - 1:35:44
    Day 15 end - 1:41:10
    Day 16 start - 1:41:51
    Terrorist attack - 1:44:19
    Day 16 end - 1:44:34
    Day 17 start (Sergiu appears) - 1:44:55
    EZIC message - 1:45:56
    Day 17 end - 1:53:34
    Day 18 start - 1:54:20
    Terrorist attack - 1:58:23
    Day 18 end - 1:58:38
    Day 19 start (Sergiu appears) - 1:59:03
    Jorji (5) - 2:01:26
    Day 19 end - 2:07:28
    Day 20 start (red guy visits) - 2:08:07
    EZIC message (death powder) - 2:08:59
    Day 20 end - 2:16:47
    Day 21 start -2:17:19
    Terrorist attack (biker) - 2:21:08
    Day 21 end - 2:21:24
    Day 22 start (Sergiu appears) - 2:21:49
    Jorji (6) - 2:24:48
    Day 22 end - 2:30:24
    Day 23 start - 2:31:07
    EZIC message (silver key) - 2:31:31
    Terrorist attack (border jump) - 2:33:59
    Day 23 end - 2:34:13
    Day 24 start - 2:34:54
    EZIC message - 2:37:05
    Jorji (7) - 2:38:35
    Day 24 end - 2:43:03
    Day 25 start (Sergiu appears to ask for Eliza to pass) - 2:43:23
    Day 25 end - 2:51:52
    Day 26 start - 2:52:30
    Eliza (mentioned from day 25 start) - 2:53:18
    Coordinated Terrorist attack (bikers + border jump) - 2:56:00
    Day 26 end - 2:56:17
    Day 27 start (Sergiu appears, inquires about Eliza) - 2:56:38
    EZIC message - 2:57:49
    Day 27 end - 3:05:23
    Day 28 start - 3:06:00
    Terrorist attack (biker) - 3:09:14
    Day 28 end - 3:09:30
    Day 29 start (supervisor visits) - 3:09:51
    Jorji (8) - 3:10:48
    Scripted Citation - 3:11:42
    Day 29 end - 3:18:27
    Day 30 start (red man visits) - 3:19:07
    Day 30 end - 3:27:32
    Day 31 start - 3:28:13
    Jorji (9) - 3:30:05
    EZIC attack (van) - 3:31:24
    Day 31 end - 3:31:46
    ENDING - 3:32:00
    this took a while.

  • @mucidwolf
    @mucidwolf 10 років тому +965

    I like not hearing the clicks of a citation being printed :3

    • @SoupyGuy193
      @SoupyGuy193 10 років тому +24

      me too :3

    • @SoupyGuy193
      @SoupyGuy193 10 років тому +45

      ***** that thing only happend to me once or twice but now the salary is enough because i was working as fast as i could that's why i get nervous when i give someone green stamp because i am afraid the printing sound will start and that will cause a near meltdown XD you should see my rage face when i hear the printing sound

    • @Icewyy
      @Icewyy 10 років тому +30

      It's like knowing death comes soon

    • @mucidwolf
      @mucidwolf 10 років тому +1

      Alex Coppersmith You understand good sir/ madam

    • @Icewyy
      @Icewyy 10 років тому +1

      sir mucidwolf

  • @coaxill4059
    @coaxill4059 5 років тому +89

    Whenever my time ran out and I was on the last person, I would make sure to stamp every square inch of their passport since I was no longer being timed.

    • @evil2017
      @evil2017 3 роки тому +3

      Lol same

    • @Coolouie
      @Coolouie 3 місяці тому +2

      Wait. I'm ACCEPTEDEDACCPTEDACCGLODEBACCDLACCEP?

  • @PixsicleStudios
    @PixsicleStudios 5 років тому +459

    *hands passport*
    Yes I would like to--
    Arstotskanz only

    • @danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310
      @danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310 5 років тому +2

      Is this racist?

    • @Zeldasouls
      @Zeldasouls 5 років тому +32

      Daniel F.Simanjuntak No, because Arstotskan would be a nationality, not a race.

    • @maestreiluminati87
      @maestreiluminati87 5 років тому +6

      @@Zeldasouls X E N O P H O B I A TIME

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 років тому +20

      My wife is in there, please I-
      *ARSTOTZKANS ONLY SIR*

    • @damaraksama3008
      @damaraksama3008 4 роки тому +3

      @@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310
      In the game Arstotska is a country.

  • @Maddinhpws
    @Maddinhpws 6 років тому +296

    I must say, the sound design of that game is simply perfect.

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 2 роки тому +8

      Finaly, 100 likes after 3 years

  • @actorsnonactors
    @actorsnonactors 9 років тому +108

    I think "next" sounds like "WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?!?"

    • @hector9546
      @hector9546 9 років тому +8

      Has been questioned many times.

    • @stephanierose3286
      @stephanierose3286 7 років тому +18

      Omg lol can't unhear.

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 6 років тому +6

      What does he actually say? If i pay attention it sounds like "Next one in line, please." Or something

    • @firstordertrooper2124
      @firstordertrooper2124 6 років тому +1

      @@GarethJason It's a different language.

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 6 років тому

      FirstOrderTrooper 2 If thats the case why does it sound like when the border guy greets the person he says "Papers." and the guy replies "I have them."

  • @gamecurator
    @gamecurator  Рік тому +56

    First of all, I would like to say thank you very much for the fact that this video has now received over 3,000,000 views. That's insane! Never would I have thought that my accuracy run receives such attention. Thanks for that!
    With this comment I would also like to give the answer to a question that I am asked again and again: Will there be more videos published here? The answer is a clear no. Nevertheless, I will remain active on Gaming UA-cam, but with a different channel and format.
    This channel was always linked to my old website game-curator.com. The site is still accessible, but will no longer be filled with new content. Every gameplay video I uploaded here was used as illustrative material for an article. Since the website is no longer running, this UA-cam channel has also become obsolete.
    Since I still love video games and would like to present special specimens to the people out there in front of the screens, I decided to take a new path. At the end of 2022, I started a small Let's Play channel called "Sebastian Tries His Best". However, the videos are in German, since I'm German (surprise, surprise!) and don't feel very comfortable speaking English due to my accent.
    So should you feel like dropping by on my channel, I would of course be very happy about it! I'm not a particularly charismatic or flamboyant person, but maybe watching bearded, long-haired, shirt-wearing, rather chill nerds do their thing in various indie games is just your thing? No judgement. Here you go: www.youtube.com/@sebastiantrieshisbest
    In any case, have fun on UA-cam and be nice to each other!

  • @Trunkalunx
    @Trunkalunx 10 років тому +303

    Dude, holy shit! 3 hours and 34 minutes of non-stop gameplay, hard work, dedication, perfection and memorization. Congrats. You deserve a medal or something.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  10 років тому +49

      Glory to Arstotzka, comrade!

    • @toothless7849
      @toothless7849 10 років тому +16

      SpeedrunningS o7 I salute your hard work! best wishes for you comrade!

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  10 років тому +23

    • @bibniebt
      @bibniebt 9 років тому +11

      SpeedrunningS You are make Arstotzka proud. I put in good word for SpeedruuningS. Keep up good work.
      Glory to Arstotzka

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  9 років тому +21

      Oh thank you, King of the Penguins! I salute! \o/
      Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @sootyve3958
    @sootyve3958 6 років тому +141

    “They can deny much faster that way”
    Boi you obviously haven’t seen this guy

  • @SubXee
    @SubXee 5 років тому +404

    It’s so cool seeing someone just kinda rush through them all perfectly.

  • @SAmaryllis
    @SAmaryllis 3 роки тому +95

    Laughed a little at 1:11:40 where you frantically try to shove the official's paperwork back at him as fast as possible to make him leave, any time an agent/guard/official comes in to waste your clock time it made me anxious lol

  • @testom9895
    @testom9895 10 років тому +84

    I just watched this all the way through and I've come to the conclusion that you're not human. Congratulations.

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 10 років тому

      Funny thing is i'm sure they are too...if you notice they put their cursor in the same place every time...the docs in the same place too.

    • @alexeistrife56
      @alexeistrife56 10 років тому

      Daren Redman Because it's efficient, lol. Pay ACTUAL attention to the cursor, where it wavers plenty, or he pauses to look at stuff.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  10 років тому +36

      BEEP BLOPP BEEP BEEP BLOPP - thanks, [HUMAN COMMENT WRITER NAME here], BLEEP.

    • @77dinokid
      @77dinokid 10 років тому

      Daren Redman
      You clearly missed the parts where he has to look up the work permit symbols (he's memorized the others, but not those ones).

    • @venommagnus
      @venommagnus 7 років тому +1

      One Of My Favorite Fallout New Vegas Perks, Your Profile Pic Is

  • @eco_k.o_o
    @eco_k.o_o 9 років тому +276

    Astrotzka so great not need passport.

    • @beckiking414
      @beckiking414 9 років тому +67

      Denied. Get out of here Jorji.

    • @iwillbeaninj5352
      @iwillbeaninj5352 9 років тому +13

      +Becki King accepted jorji is best

    • @AMJGaming-pz5gk
      @AMJGaming-pz5gk 7 років тому +1

      Kenneth Chou Only need marshmallow.
      *cough* Random Encounters Paper's, Please musical *cough*

  • @windexbleach9095
    @windexbleach9095 7 років тому +124

    31:39
    Inspector: You have been selected for a random search
    *Takes a picture*
    Inspector: Oh god she's naked

    • @iijel0e
      @iijel0e 5 років тому +19

      "OH NO HE'S HOT"

    • @MitchellTheMitch
      @MitchellTheMitch 5 років тому +6

      Mmm she mighty thicc

    • @drheineken1575
      @drheineken1575 5 років тому +16

      He fucking hesitated when looking at the picture I saw that.

  • @RadiantPickle
    @RadiantPickle 5 років тому +213

    "No contraband."
    "You can see that?"
    ...Did he not say to face the SCANNER?

  • @Nazoink123
    @Nazoink123 7 років тому +240

    Holy crap he's rich

    • @koadine903
      @koadine903 4 роки тому +1

      Yea

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 4 роки тому +8

      Those who work hard shall be rewarded well.
      Unless you work in LetsGameItOut's shop.

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 4 роки тому +3

      But at what cost

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +5

      @@usernametaken017 the inspector's soul and humanity

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 4 роки тому +1

      @@CBRN-115 I mean at least he fled

  • @matthewcaplan1797
    @matthewcaplan1797 9 років тому +66

    "You're names aren't the same." "I have two different names." "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" DENIED

  • @allen7615
    @allen7615 8 років тому +600

    Just show this and you can try applying for border control

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 8 років тому +8

      But its computerized now i think you just scan and done

    • @seraphina985
      @seraphina985 7 років тому +4

      +Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it. Mostly I think except of course that the computer can only really deal with things that are clear cut black and white if something falls into a grey area the electronic passport gates will pass the buck to a human to make the call instead. Examples would be things like the facial recognition software not quite having enough confidence to say that it's the same person or stuff which is merely a potential cause for suspicion justifying further enquiry (An unusually high number of entries through the boarder that sort of thing).

    • @InvisibleLovatic
      @InvisibleLovatic 6 років тому +3

      @@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 2 years later, this reply is so so late, but nope! It's not 100% automated.

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 6 років тому

      myrtillo bruh i do not remember making this comment, but that’s interesting. you’d think they would automate something like this

    • @InvisibleLovatic
      @InvisibleLovatic 6 років тому +4

      @@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      I suppose it's semi-automated. I recently made a trip to the United States, and while modern passports have a microchip in them to speed up the process, you still have to stand in line and get "interviewed". You present them with your passport, and a document (ESTA) much like the Entry Permit in the game. You're asked about the purpose of your stay and the duration of it. They stamp your passport and you're good to go. The process is more complicated though if you live in some other countries or you are entering for anything other than visiting/transit. In that case you have to present a lot more documents (VISA, green card etc)

  • @megansheldon8196
    @megansheldon8196 2 роки тому +50

    The sounds of the stamping and the bringing out the stamps, rustling of papers and money, the moving of a coin on the table, the people talking, etc. No let's play commentary, no music on top of the noises, nothing. I could fall asleep to it. Its so nice and peaceful to listen to...other than the occasional attack or detaining.

    • @rosebaker4014
      @rosebaker4014 9 місяців тому +2

      lol, I put this on repeat and use it to fall asleep to

  • @patrickwinfield8493
    @patrickwinfield8493 8 років тому +287

    2:22:58 "killer sideburns" made my day XD

    • @sparky8455
      @sparky8455 5 років тому +1

      Patrick Winfield Look up “Frederick Burnside”

  • @warellis
    @warellis 9 років тому +86

    This playthrough was incredible! Normally by like day 6 you're already running out of money but you kept everyone fully alive and kept yourself way in the black. I could not imagine having $740 on the last day and having all family members alive and well. They're not even sick! Truly incredible.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  9 років тому +15

      +warellis Thank you so much, very kind words! But I bet you can manage that as well! :) It just needs some training. All glory to Arstotzka!

    • @warellis
      @warellis 2 роки тому +1

      @VoltDenatsu And yet he can only be given a class 5 apartment at best. 😔

  • @carlagreen8035
    @carlagreen8035 8 років тому +272

    People get mad at Papers, Please players for checking everything and I'm just like,
    That's what you're meant to do

  • @coffeemelonr
    @coffeemelonr 5 років тому +117

    “Oh wow I have all this great skill in checking passports and I don’t know what to do with it.”
    Lottery: “I’m about to start this mans whole career”

  • @ThefamousMrcroissant
    @ThefamousMrcroissant 6 років тому +100

    "So how long will you be staying?"
    **denies entrance**
    "Oh only a couple of days"

  • @marshmallowmountains4636
    @marshmallowmountains4636 6 років тому +127

    3:06:48
    *completely misses denied stamp*
    WELP GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

    • @myhatzulu
      @myhatzulu 4 роки тому +11

      the double take with the passport made me lol

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 роки тому +3

      Its got like a pixel of red on the passport, good enough for them

  • @TheVoidCurrent
    @TheVoidCurrent 5 років тому +80

    4:34 *lady walks in* “hurry up”
    Literally 3 second later *gets passport back* “finally!”

    • @alberto4352
      @alberto4352 4 роки тому +3

      Its like 2 mins of in game time

  • @Derringer_pirate
    @Derringer_pirate 3 роки тому +78

    This ending seems to be "congrats you did your job to an acceptable level.. we dont have anything else to say."
    Ending 19 or good ezic, "thank you for helping us in the revolution, here's an even better home. Wanna work for us more?"

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 10 місяців тому +2

      Ending 18 is pretty much: "Screw the tensions in the country, I'm off to the north"

  • @akrealg90
    @akrealg90 9 років тому +100

    the way he throw that hooker card away like "NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT" got me laughing lol

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 9 років тому +308

    I just now noticed the guy constantly saying "papers" over and over.

    • @safbeafbe
      @safbeafbe 9 років тому +1

      True dat, bro

    • @inactive736
      @inactive736 8 років тому +16

      +Tescor Inspector says "euha?" The entrant says "ihe." The guards say "gish-tot." The suicide bombers say "lekrafezuh!"
      inspector: ehua?
      say [[pbas 45]]ehua?[[slnc 500]]
      entrant: ihe
      say [[rate 200]][[pbas 50]]ihe[[slnc 500]]
      guards: gish-tot
      say [[pbas 40]]gish[[rate 300]][[pbas 50]]tot[[slnc 1000]]
      suicide bomber: lekrafezuh!
      say [[pbas 70]]lekrafezuh! [[slnc 1000]]

    • @snowy8321
      @snowy8321 8 років тому +4

      To me the inspector says "paipas" and the entrant says "hiyaba"

    • @eligannon7282
      @eligannon7282 8 років тому

      Mein Gott we meet again on another message board in another time

    • @GoblinSatyr
      @GoblinSatyr 8 років тому

      Paper

  • @papabonito310
    @papabonito310 5 років тому +214

    55:02, 1st plaque
    2:08:06, 2nd plaque
    3:19:08, guy again but ANGRY

    • @Ryan-fj4km
      @Ryan-fj4km 5 років тому +7

      the real banana man what do the plaque’s say?

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 4 роки тому +8

      @@Ryan-fj4km
      Glory to Astortzka
      Glorious Arstotzka
      No more plaques for you >:(

  • @ruckhusstudios1012
    @ruckhusstudios1012 5 років тому +181

    2:53:58 Checkmate, Antivaxxers

  • @arcengal
    @arcengal 10 років тому +106

    This is amazing to watch. You've worked out an optimal desk layout and you check the common failings (expired docs, pics) instantly. Well done.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  10 років тому +39

      Aw, thank you so much for your kind words! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
      Best greets,
      Sebastian

    • @ldSt3345
      @ldSt3345 7 років тому

      +gamejamcurator Hi Sebastian! I know there is only one unevadable citation. But I have thought it's because of Shae Piersovska. But in description you have written that that's because of Jorjis present. I can't rly understand what is it for, so please can you give me a minute where have you got this citation?

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 6 років тому

      Ivan Kostroba The unavoidable citation is when Jorji forcibly gives you his passport because he wamts to help the player escape by making forged passports