Papers, Please - Ending 20 of 20 (100 % Accuracy Run, 615 stamps)

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2013
  • About the video:
    As far as I know this was the first complete playthrough of "Papers, Please" with 100 % accuracy (of course there is an unavoidable quote thanks to Jorji's "gift").
    Sorry for the low framerate. My old laptop from back then had problems to play a game and record it in high quality. I hope the sound and video problems are not too big.
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    About "Papers, Please":
    "A Dystopian Document Thriller.
    The communist state of Arstotzka has ended a 6-year war with neighboring Kolechia and reclaimed its rightful half of the border town, Grestin.
    Your job as immigration inspector is to control the flow of people entering the Arstotzkan side of Grestin from Kolechia. Among the throngs of immigrants and visitors looking for work are hidden smugglers, spies, and terrorists. Using only the documents provided by travelers and the Ministry of Admission's primitive inspect, search, and fingerprint systems you must decide who can enter Arstotzka and who will be turned away or arrested."
    The game was made by Lucas Pope: www.dukope.com
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    All glory to Arstotzka,
    Sebastian
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @garfocusalternate
    @garfocusalternate 9 років тому +3119

    "Approval mark on passport is barely visible."
    "I am sorry. Immigration officer was trying to go for 100% accuracy run."

    • @hector9546
      @hector9546 9 років тому +161

      And super fast

    • @thepepper191
      @thepepper191 8 років тому +157

      He was also drunk apparently

    • @raitrsu5960
      @raitrsu5960 8 років тому +15

      top keks

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  8 років тому +782

      +thepepper191 Don't judge me. Work in Arstotzka is hard. Vodka is needed to survive work day. All glory to Arstotzka!

    • @raitrsu5960
      @raitrsu5960 8 років тому +27

      gamejamcurator top keks

  • @rhi6721
    @rhi6721 5 років тому +10356

    "Denied? For what reason?"
    "It is clearly stamped there."
    *looks at half a reason stamp*
    "Oh."

  • @kerem685
    @kerem685 5 років тому +13704

    The run is 100% accurate but the places you stamp those are 1% accurate

    • @warrmalaski8570
      @warrmalaski8570 5 років тому +957

      Speed running in a nutshell.

    • @e11eohe11e
      @e11eohe11e 5 років тому +511

      I can understand someone writing 10$ instead of $10 because when you say it out loud, you say "ten dollars." But in no way does %100 make sense, no one says "percent one hundred" lol.

    • @kerem685
      @kerem685 5 років тому +197

      @@e11eohe11e in my language we write like that so i didnt mind changing it

    • @kerem685
      @kerem685 5 років тому +95

      @@e11eohe11e i can understand someone using lol for fun but writing some mad comments with lol? and putting dot on your sentences? so funny lol. (see makes no sense)

    • @e11eohe11e
      @e11eohe11e 5 років тому +117

      @@kerem685 No need to be passive aggressive. I genuinely thought it was amusing since I've never seen it written that way. And that's interesting! Where are you from?

  • @maltt8715
    @maltt8715 4 роки тому +3209

    "your fired."
    "but i dont have a single citation!"
    "yeah but in the last 20 years of working here you never got a single stamp in the box, and thats just embarrassing."

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 3 роки тому +198

      You are under arrest because you didn't stamp in the box

    • @_Hamler
      @_Hamler 3 роки тому +162

      the penalty is death

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 3 роки тому +9

      @@_Hamler death? Maybe the penalty is being fired or force labor

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 3 роки тому +67

      @@_Hamler
      Glory To Arstotzka!

    • @Eckef
      @Eckef 3 роки тому +9

      @@Janua7ies Penalty is Gulag

  • @cameronmcallister7606
    @cameronmcallister7606 7 років тому +5231

    "Why am I denied?"
    "It is stamped clearly there"
    "Oh... Screw you anyways!"
    Internet it a nutshell.

    • @its_elkku135
      @its_elkku135 7 років тому +57

      Cameron McAllister Sadly, that is true sometimes.

    • @raulmiranda2478
      @raulmiranda2478 7 років тому +91

      I hate it when that happens.
      Even when proving valid points, you still get disregarded or shamed for doing so

    • @brendonyearwood4018
      @brendonyearwood4018 7 років тому +1

      Its_Elkku Hi Godot

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +1

      omgz u forgot to spell it right, it&/ izz

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +29

      Cameron McAllister
      "Denied?"
      "For what reason?"
      "It is clearly stamped there."
      "Oh."
      "Screw you anyways."

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye 8 років тому +30473

    This makes me feel ashamed haha. Nice work dude!

    • @manny7
      @manny7 8 років тому +375

      hey Jackie

    • @shadowness
      @shadowness 8 років тому +493

      +jacksepticeye your not that terrible ;D

    • @thesun849
      @thesun849 8 років тому +269

      Glad to see Jack is enjoying this video.

    • @fastrashida
      @fastrashida 8 років тому +53

      +jacksepticeye Haha yes!

    • @davidthosome623
      @davidthosome623 8 років тому +56

      JACKIE BOY LOVE YOU BRO

  • @pillowfort1722
    @pillowfort1722 5 років тому +4868

    "Her name is Elisa. Please let her through."
    Me, watching a 100% accuracy run with no citations: *_:>_*

    • @AngryJesus1
      @AngryJesus1 5 років тому +455

      How can a simple game like this invoke feelings in me I never knew I had.... That was so sad

    • @drheineken1575
      @drheineken1575 5 років тому +239

      @@AngryJesus1 I approved her entry. I'm too nice.

    • @tywinlannister8015
      @tywinlannister8015 5 років тому +466

      @@drheineken1575 Issue is with that kind of a job being nice is typically something you can't risk.

    • @Luckingsworth
      @Luckingsworth 5 років тому +173

      Ah so you are the bleeding hearts that allow terrorists through the gates. Just think. One "good deed" for one person can kill thousands. They can go live together in a different country.

    • @drheineken1575
      @drheineken1575 5 років тому +83

      @@Luckingsworth I completed the game fine even though she entered..

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 4 роки тому +609

    22:14 _“Why? You have doomed me”_
    I’m sorry mam, this is a 100% accuracy checkpoint, not 99.999%

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 2 роки тому +58

      jordi: "imma end this man's whole career"

  • @UndyingDestiny
    @UndyingDestiny 6 років тому +2167

    "Papers, Please."
    "What is the purpose of your entry?"
    "Vis-"
    *KA-CHUNK*
    "Cause no trouble."

  • @thepepper191
    @thepepper191 8 років тому +5267

    "Please be kind to my wife, she is after me"
    Instantly gets ready to deny next passport
    Lol

    • @tloutryhard17
      @tloutryhard17 8 років тому +405

      Instantly died of laughter

    • @spud1355
      @spud1355 7 років тому +151

      thepepper191 NO MERCY! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARSTOTZKA!

    • @scarthewerewolf
      @scarthewerewolf 7 років тому +39

      Let her enter = Token

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +6

      Instantly, instant.

    • @TheBest-lj7us
      @TheBest-lj7us 7 років тому +2

      thepepper191 at what point in the video is it in?

  • @ethantrimble6275
    @ethantrimble6275 3 роки тому +717

    Imagine being the guy who had dropped off the bomb, feeling so smug about doing something in protest of the corrupt Arstotzkan government, waiting for it to explode the checkpoint, when you hear "Damn this guy fucking sucked at making bombs" and "NEXT"

    • @Divine_Incorporated
      @Divine_Incorporated Рік тому +7

      😊

    • @blacksmeim8791
      @blacksmeim8791 10 місяців тому +28

      The disrespect and shame that guy must feel after returning to his terrorist hideout

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 3 роки тому +288

    1:29:20 you know it’s some high tech shit when it can stamp through the entire book

  • @pester93
    @pester93 7 років тому +3264

    "where's your ID card?" *pulls out deny stamp*
    "right here"

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 5 років тому +84

      I hate when that happens so much.

    • @31thieves
      @31thieves 5 років тому +80

      “T H E R E I S A D I S C R E P E N C Y”

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 4 роки тому +12

      or how i learned to hate the reason stamp

  • @lemmesmash89
    @lemmesmash89 6 років тому +1587

    "Sees Jorji" "Instantly clicks on Entrant must have a passport"

    • @CometMothman
      @CometMothman 5 років тому +40

      Lemme Smash *rip Jorji*

    • @petonomore9932
      @petonomore9932 4 роки тому +21

      He literally set up before jorji entered the room

  • @smoshyv2553
    @smoshyv2553 5 років тому +4393

    I love how it's literally impossible to play this game without putting on a bad Russian accent to read everything out.

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 5 років тому +103

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @pumpkincat8336
      @pumpkincat8336 5 років тому +58

      WTF why is this true

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 років тому +210

      William Larson
      its because words and sentences are spelled in such a way no american/european can say it the way they do

    • @rgnbgn1063
      @rgnbgn1063 5 років тому +19

      or you can be actually slav

    • @loganblevenson
      @loganblevenson 5 років тому +3

      yes

  • @beefy7587
    @beefy7587 5 років тому +762

    i wish this video was with an eyetracker, i really can't keep up lmao

    • @w.roberts8078
      @w.roberts8078 5 років тому +17

      xenogenesis where eye trackers a thing then?

    • @beefy7587
      @beefy7587 5 років тому +11

      @@w.roberts8078 fair point actually lmao

    • @erickevin8819
      @erickevin8819 5 років тому +4

      @@w.roberts8078 when did this game came out in ?

    • @w.roberts8078
      @w.roberts8078 5 років тому +3

      Eric Kevin a fair few years
      Ago

    • @Newbieguy5000
      @Newbieguy5000 5 років тому +37

      @@w.roberts8078 its been almost an entire 6 years. Time flies huh

  • @aperex
    @aperex 8 років тому +2857

    "Hi im staying for t-" DENIED!

    • @auuker
      @auuker 8 років тому +92

      I know right XD

    • @g59590
      @g59590 8 років тому +15

      +ExtraGames so fast

    • @OfficialIPlayGaming
      @OfficialIPlayGaming 8 років тому +4

      when?

    • @WforBogart
      @WforBogart 8 років тому +153

      +ExtraGames weight on paper: 80 kg. actual weight: 81 kg. GET YOUR ASS ON IN THE SCANNER!

    • @certified1251
      @certified1251 8 років тому +83

      "I give you this heirloom"
      [rubs denied passport in face]

  • @dorionite1378
    @dorionite1378 6 років тому +3199

    “Please be kind to my wife, she is just behind me.”
    **pulls out deny stamp in anticipation**

    • @mohameddahir8769
      @mohameddahir8769 2 роки тому +55

      LMAO

    • @bookmarks7092
      @bookmarks7092 2 роки тому +55

      Call the ambulance! Call the ambulance!
      Have seen the trailer*
      But not for me!

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Рік тому +86

      As someone who watched the mini-movie recently :
      *Have no Mercy*

    • @nicox-73
      @nicox-73 Рік тому +9

      ​@@orctrihar SAME

    • @qibbs8934
      @qibbs8934 Рік тому +2

      timestamp?

  • @stormsand9
    @stormsand9 Рік тому +116

    3:09:15 I love how you quickly try to process 1 more person before the attack begins so you can get an extra 5 credits lol

  • @warrioroflight4577
    @warrioroflight4577 3 роки тому +558

    I can't believe this is 7 years old. The time has passed really fast.

  • @Saiavinn
    @Saiavinn 5 років тому +5251

    "Sir, there are a few anomalies-"
    "He's the best damn inspector on the Kolechian Border. Unless he's an EZIC spy, I don't want to hear it."
    "Nothing to report, sir."

    • @c.i.aagent3582
      @c.i.aagent3582 5 років тому +292

      Best fucking comment I read so far

    • @K4rmauh
      @K4rmauh 5 років тому +80

      I *_love_* this comment.

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 5 років тому +23

      SaneOtaku I *love* you. 😘

    • @ashers1930
      @ashers1930 4 роки тому +9

      Big unit Atari kISS

    • @supernukey419
      @supernukey419 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t get it
      Edit: when did I write this?

  • @lazydan9660
    @lazydan9660 5 років тому +3278

    *while handing denied passport back to them*
    "What is the purpose of your trip?"

  • @randomkriegsman8444
    @randomkriegsman8444 5 років тому +1896

    “Inspectors Son: daddy could I get a crayon set”
    “Inspector: no”
    “Inspectors Son: but why”
    “Inspector: your crayon set costs 25 credits”
    “Inspector: the bonus I get for shooting a man is 20 credits”
    “Inspectors Son: oh”

    • @humansvd3269
      @humansvd3269 5 років тому +245

      I turned away an asshat that insulted the inspectors son's drawing even though he was good. The meltdown was funny.

    • @n0kt0h45
      @n0kt0h45 5 років тому +280

      "Is this because of picture? I take it back! Picture should be in museum!!"

    • @user-ct8xg2rv6v
      @user-ct8xg2rv6v 4 роки тому +84

      Son :*grabs a golden key*

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 4 роки тому +75

      I gave son that crayon set! He is good boy and will be like father one day! I make good money denying people anyways.

    • @Norinia
      @Norinia 4 роки тому +36

      UndeadPrincess haha I alternate giving my family heat and fuel in game. It’s the only way I can earn any money. Sorry little Timmy, I make more money by paying the five credits for your medicine than I do regularly giving you heat and food lol

  • @landencolomer1395
    @landencolomer1395 5 років тому +139

    Inspector: What is the purpose of your trip?
    Immigrant: I'm just moving through the country
    Inspector: Duration of stay?
    Immigrant: *Forever*

  • @verygudprayer
    @verygudprayer 7 років тому +876

    "you have been selected for a random search"
    *Denies her*

    • @farhanasingingsandcookings3447
      @farhanasingingsandcookings3447 6 років тому

      Lightninja I

    • @fadhilakbar6345
      @fadhilakbar6345 5 років тому +16

      This is speedrun, so denying is much faster than detaining

    • @hew0014
      @hew0014 5 років тому

      @@fadhilakbar6345 it isn't really though

    • @braveheart1320
      @braveheart1320 5 років тому +3

      @@hew0014 but it is... much faster

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 3 місяці тому

      ​@@fadhilakbar6345I wonder if you could somehow get more cash denying than detaining if you do it quickly

  • @DaniPaunov
    @DaniPaunov 8 років тому +4076

    **pulls up passport**
    [2 seconds later]
    **KACHUNK!**

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 7 років тому +564

      Imagine being there, handing in your documents, he picks up the passport, furrows his brow and slam dunks it with a stamp.

    • @TheCart54321
      @TheCart54321 6 років тому +9

      Misaki Ryan when, where, and how

    • @invschematics
      @invschematics 6 років тому +63

      He's tired of this sh!t

    • @renstafari
      @renstafari 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @thepuppetshow0002
      @thepuppetshow0002 6 років тому +28

      3:31:00

  • @ckfeliz
    @ckfeliz Рік тому +68

    For those who is wondering why he has a citation at the end:
    At 3:11:40, you WILL get a citation no matter what, since you always end up "confiscating" Jorji's passport. This is the only time you will forcibly earn a citation that you cannot avoid.
    For Shae (the woman your supervisor asked to be admitted), you can deny her but you cannot detain her.

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 20 днів тому

      If you do detain her, your boss will be so pissed that he’ll have you arrested on false charges

  • @coaxill4059
    @coaxill4059 4 роки тому +78

    Whenever my time ran out and I was on the last person, I would make sure to stamp every square inch of their passport since I was no longer being timed.

  • @voidwarlock2147
    @voidwarlock2147 7 років тому +4043

    I'm watching some guy stamp papers for 3 and a half hours... I'm gonna die alone.

    • @binkycat247
      @binkycat247 7 років тому +222

      we can die alone together

    • @NapstaYT
      @NapstaYT 7 років тому +47

      YEA!

    • @Mario2980
      @Mario2980 7 років тому +132

      Hey......he detained and tranquilized some folks too, and defused a bomb....

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 7 років тому +17

      Void Warlock we all are....we all are.

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 7 років тому +10

      Void Warlock and I'm gonna fail my final

  • @josephstalin1850
    @josephstalin1850 6 років тому +4451

    I love the part when he stamps the passport.

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 5 років тому +67

      Stalin

    • @vicctorree500
      @vicctorree500 5 років тому +80

      Joseph Stalin
      Mmmm
      I like the part when he denies the passport

    • @Datsunz-fr2nw
      @Datsunz-fr2nw 5 років тому +91

      i love the part where we reestablish communism in the east

    • @Datsunz-fr2nw
      @Datsunz-fr2nw 5 років тому +18

      @@praetorian9823 hey stalin

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 5 років тому +19

      Or where we imprison our son and close family

  • @fernandoromeronunez2052
    @fernandoromeronunez2052 2 роки тому +72

    I love how the Ezic guys keep on trying despite you showing absolutely no signs of cooperation hahaha

  • @ooooooooo2796
    @ooooooooo2796 5 років тому +282

    3hrs without ads? Respect.

    • @Adolyy123
      @Adolyy123 3 роки тому +13

      Some heroes are not supers

    • @gacha_Jessery-philippines
      @gacha_Jessery-philippines 2 місяці тому

      wait a min i didnt notice that theres no ads

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 20 днів тому

      Easiest way to guarantee that is UA-cam premium. Seriously worth it considering it’s an election year at the time of writing this

  • @alivingstone9811
    @alivingstone9811 5 років тому +1977

    4:30 "hurry up I have a bus"
    *Literally TWO seconds later*
    "Finally"

  • @Tucans
    @Tucans 5 років тому +2366

    Imagine waiting in line all freaking day just to say "opening up this checkpoint was a mistake"

  • @RadiantPickle
    @RadiantPickle 5 років тому +208

    "No contraband."
    "You can see that?"
    ...Did he not say to face the SCANNER?

  • @DanielT42
    @DanielT42 2 роки тому +163

    This run is incredible. Seeing the checkpoint work like a well-oiled machine is really satisfying (even if that means a few sad denials). My favorite part so far has got to be learning that you can detain Ludum and break up his trafficking ring. I thought you could only approve or deny him! I know what I’m doing whenever I play this game from now on.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  2 роки тому +32

      Haha, thanks for the kind words! I am also glad that you learned something from my videos. :) Wish you much fun with "Papers, Please"!

    • @Cepreu1995
      @Cepreu1995 5 місяців тому

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  • @monkeymunchification
    @monkeymunchification 5 років тому +678

    3:02:55 Man's access permit expired 9 days before access permits were a thing. Classic Arstotzka

    • @sneed2600
      @sneed2600 2 роки тому +101

      Forgery is always funny when done wrong.

    • @sneed2600
      @sneed2600 2 роки тому +3

      @@tiagomoraes1510 ofc

    • @carbag7857
      @carbag7857 Рік тому +6

      Ah, classic Antegrians.

  • @Sobergrey
    @Sobergrey 10 років тому +657

    I wish we could see a spin-off game about Jorji's adventure to find a passport.

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  8 років тому +81

      +Sobergrey That's a GREAT idea!

    • @tacopants27
      @tacopants27 7 років тому +2

      Indeed!

    • @levifravel8432
      @levifravel8432 7 років тому +3

      gamejamcurator ya good

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 6 років тому +4

      Sobergrey Go ahead and sell this beautiful idea to a game company!

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 6 років тому +6

      Fernando Jose IT'S AN ENEMY STAMP

  • @SAmaryllis
    @SAmaryllis 2 роки тому +92

    Laughed a little at 1:11:40 where you frantically try to shove the official's paperwork back at him as fast as possible to make him leave, any time an agent/guard/official comes in to waste your clock time it made me anxious lol

  • @coffeemelonr
    @coffeemelonr 5 років тому +113

    “Oh wow I have all this great skill in checking passports and I don’t know what to do with it.”
    Lottery: “I’m about to start this mans whole career”

  • @crocketlawnchair259
    @crocketlawnchair259 5 років тому +1974

    I love how you get the discrepancy detector the second you see Jorji coming. Stop racial profiling Cobrastinians.

    • @whale8436
      @whale8436 5 років тому +72

      Detain him

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 4 роки тому +119

      Yes, snake on logo is very unique and professional. Like real passport.

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrmemes7883
      Soldier?! Why are you here? Where is your patriotism?

  • @dragonartist22222
    @dragonartist22222 5 років тому +1235

    I wish the stamp stamped everything, so youd have to live with ink all over your rulebook the whole game

    • @ckv954
      @ckv954 5 років тому +105

      DraconicDemon extra hard mode

    • @justyouraveragemartian783
      @justyouraveragemartian783 3 роки тому +43

      calm down satan ,,

    • @javonfr8030
      @javonfr8030 3 роки тому +16

      satan is taking notes

    • @tiredandbored909
      @tiredandbored909 2 роки тому +44

      Danm imagine getting in the game, messing around and stamping the rules accidentally. “Oh it’ll go away next day” “ *oh* “

    • @NithinJune
      @NithinJune 2 роки тому +2

      we need this

  • @megansheldon8196
    @megansheldon8196 2 роки тому +49

    The sounds of the stamping and the bringing out the stamps, rustling of papers and money, the moving of a coin on the table, the people talking, etc. No let's play commentary, no music on top of the noises, nothing. I could fall asleep to it. Its so nice and peaceful to listen to...other than the occasional attack or detaining.

    • @rosebaker4014
      @rosebaker4014 3 місяці тому +2

      lol, I put this on repeat and use it to fall asleep to

  • @gamecurator
    @gamecurator  Рік тому +48

    First of all, I would like to say thank you very much for the fact that this video has now received over 3,000,000 views. That's insane! Never would I have thought that my accuracy run receives such attention. Thanks for that!
    With this comment I would also like to give the answer to a question that I am asked again and again: Will there be more videos published here? The answer is a clear no. Nevertheless, I will remain active on Gaming UA-cam, but with a different channel and format.
    This channel was always linked to my old website game-curator.com. The site is still accessible, but will no longer be filled with new content. Every gameplay video I uploaded here was used as illustrative material for an article. Since the website is no longer running, this UA-cam channel has also become obsolete.
    Since I still love video games and would like to present special specimens to the people out there in front of the screens, I decided to take a new path. At the end of 2022, I started a small Let's Play channel called "Sebastian Tries His Best". However, the videos are in German, since I'm German (surprise, surprise!) and don't feel very comfortable speaking English due to my accent.
    So should you feel like dropping by on my channel, I would of course be very happy about it! I'm not a particularly charismatic or flamboyant person, but maybe watching bearded, long-haired, shirt-wearing, rather chill nerds do their thing in various indie games is just your thing? No judgement. Here you go: www.youtube.com/@sebastiantrieshisbest
    In any case, have fun on UA-cam and be nice to each other!

  • @ltcolrayquaza
    @ltcolrayquaza 5 років тому +638

    15:51 "your purpose?"
    'Moving through the country.'
    "How long are you staying?"
    'Half a year.'
    🤔

    • @EthanBuzzy
      @EthanBuzzy 5 років тому +68

      Lt Col Rayquaza she is walking

    • @greyhawk5258
      @greyhawk5258 5 років тому +91

      Very slow walking... Pretty much crawling

    • @kukasvektor4976
      @kukasvektor4976 4 роки тому +44

      What about when they where passing through and the time was forever

  • @knavesmith
    @knavesmith 10 років тому +403

    "Papers, Please"
    "What is the purpose of your trip?"
    *KA-CHUNK*
    "Visiting Friends"
    *Returns Passport*
    "Duration of Stay?"

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  10 років тому +86

      I just love that kind of moments as well!
      DENIED.

    • @xXDragonTribalXx
      @xXDragonTribalXx 7 років тому +21

      NEXT!

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 7 років тому +1

      gamejamcurator you are a god at this game
      All hail gamejamcurator!

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 6 років тому

      knavesmith such foresight...

  • @tankstriker6634
    @tankstriker6634 3 роки тому +76

    This ending seems to be "congrats you did your job to an acceptable level.. we dont have anything else to say."
    Ending 19 or good ezic, "thank you for helping us in the revolution, here's an even better home. Wanna work for us more?"

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 3 місяці тому +2

      Ending 18 is pretty much: "Screw the tensions in the country, I'm off to the north"

  • @TheSteelCrown
    @TheSteelCrown 4 роки тому +87

    Imagine working at customs checking passports all day and then going home to play this game.

  • @oce5865
    @oce5865 5 років тому +3094

    What if you
    Wanted to go to heaven?
    But God said:
    “DETAINED!”

    • @dark_attribute
      @dark_attribute 5 років тому +79

      glory to arstotzka

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 5 років тому +67

      "You are a woman or a man?"
      -DENIED

    • @kongfamily3759
      @kongfamily3759 5 років тому +5

      Jacky boy.

    • @prodCarpe
      @prodCarpe 5 років тому +5

      DAB-tained

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap 5 років тому +3

      There’s a game where you can do this lol

  • @the__wolf5087
    @the__wolf5087 9 років тому +241

    "You have been selected for a random search NOW GET OUT"

    • @zelda64rules
      @zelda64rules 7 років тому +8

      I can't be bothered to give you the search, and I don't feel like making the nice men with guns do it, so leave.
      Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @generalsemyon2369
      @generalsemyon2369 5 років тому +1

      Uuuh
      DAgames

    • @NexisTheNonexistent
      @NexisTheNonexistent 10 днів тому

      You will get your random search at one random time, be prepared 😉

  • @Shy_MSRT
    @Shy_MSRT 5 років тому +69

    Checkpoint worker: duration of stay?
    Man: couple of days
    Checkpoint worker: get outta my booth

  • @fausto123
    @fausto123 2 роки тому +42

    F for Elisa. We all here knew her destiny in this speedrun with no citations.

  • @progmanrob
    @progmanrob 7 років тому +2085

    Dumb things to notice: At 55:50, the department official gets in his fancy car to slowly drive away, only to see a speeding car come down the same lane moments later. I imagine there would be no reaction time, resulting in a horrible accident. I will pray for his recovery.

  • @kellis938
    @kellis938 8 років тому +573

    "Hurry I am catching bus soon" 1 second later APPROVED "Finally" XD

    • @tobybug779
      @tobybug779 5 років тому +22

      Missed opportunity for time-dependent dialogue

    • @youraverageuser7039
      @youraverageuser7039 5 років тому

      well time is going faster in the game as your working there for many hours so it could of been like 20minutes of her waiting

  • @summersensation9244
    @summersensation9244 Рік тому +31

    I like to imagine this is how the protagonist canonically is. Serious about his job, using it as a means only to provide for his family and to properly analyze everything. Faithful to his wife, so no clubs, and does everything absolutely perfect.

    • @quinnlee-miller9792
      @quinnlee-miller9792 5 місяців тому

      That's actually a very good point, despite the numerous calling cards, you never have the option to bang a hooker

  • @TheCart54321
    @TheCart54321 6 років тому +728

    2:05:30
    You have been selected for a random search
    (Hands back papers)
    WHAIT what about the sear-
    GET THE F### OUT

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 5 років тому +25

      *Calmly presses button*
      Next please!

  • @danielkaiselgruber1750
    @danielkaiselgruber1750 6 років тому +479

    2:57:50
    Paper says "read quickly"
    Player goes "WILL DO"

  • @lolzxl9184
    @lolzxl9184 4 роки тому +40

    Imagine the stress of the last person in the entire play through crossing the line

  • @itshuggins
    @itshuggins 5 років тому +37

    Inspector- What is the purpose of your trip?
    Man- I will be visiting frien-
    DENIED

  • @srankatancevic7285
    @srankatancevic7285 7 років тому +389

    "hurry up"
    "I am meeting bus s--"
    "Finaly."

  • @rileymicklewright7531
    @rileymicklewright7531 5 років тому +4898

    Inspector: papers please.
    Lady gives paper*
    Inspector: All good..
    Inspector: wait, there's a disreptency
    Lady:Ohh..
    Inspector: your height is different
    Lady: I'm wearing high heel-
    Inspector: DETAINED

    • @MitchellTheMitch
      @MitchellTheMitch 5 років тому +24

      Still no comments m8, UNTIL NOW.

    • @mesterfesh2066
      @mesterfesh2066 5 років тому +15

      No comments in 5 months, and than 2 in one day.

    • @stevenclaessen2608
      @stevenclaessen2608 5 років тому +19

      I really need to use the bathroom

    • @Rahmadito.
      @Rahmadito. 5 років тому +4

      Make it 5

    • @justaperson3910
      @justaperson3910 4 роки тому +9

      When I read the “detained” part, I heard jacksepticeye’s voice

  • @mmmmm_donuts4923
    @mmmmm_donuts4923 2 роки тому +12

    imagine waiting hours in a line just to get rejected in 10 seconds

  • @Ku4nc4
    @Ku4nc4 5 років тому +62

    I always feel anxious about him/her getting a citation. Although i knew this is 100% accuracy run. Lol

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 4 роки тому +7

      Papers please players feel this in that bones. I know I do.

  • @svengali990
    @svengali990 5 років тому +5300

    Arstotzkan legend speaks of a man, A man who worked at the border checkpoint. Although those who saw disbelieved he was a man or any mere mortal. They tell of waiting in a line that never shrunk, no matter the inhuman speeds at which the man checked people in or out. In conversation, the dutiful clerk always was straight to the point and never dawdled on small talk. In the mere seconds of moving documents to the stamps, he memorized and analyzed every square inch of printed inc, spotting even the most hidden of discrepancies. Unfortunately, this legendary figure was never seen again after the attack on the 24th. The Arstotzkan border checkpoints will never operate as quickly as his very one did.

    • @arturkiaven8427
      @arturkiaven8427 5 років тому +105

      Ah yea, Estonia in ww2 was similar to this

    • @colonelcorn5386
      @colonelcorn5386 5 років тому +84

      The most underrated comment I’ve ever seen

    • @colonelcorn5386
      @colonelcorn5386 4 роки тому +16

      Callan Revelette I didn’t when I replied to it

    • @antinverbose229
      @antinverbose229 3 роки тому +7

      Don't mind me just saving this comment

    • @molotov6844
      @molotov6844 3 роки тому +16

      He was the immigration officer equivalent of the man with the big iron on his hip

  • @Reflexion555
    @Reflexion555 8 років тому +281

    "-Denied? For what reason? -It is clearly stamped there. *half of the stamp is cut off* -Oh."

    • @Deverey1
      @Deverey1 8 років тому +7

      +Reflexion555 That was honestly one of my favorite parts. XD

    • @personman6947
      @personman6947 6 років тому +7

      WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAYS

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 роки тому +18

    "You have some anomalies"
    Inspector: **Casually looks to his half-a-reason stamps**

  • @wormius7350
    @wormius7350 2 роки тому +6

    “You have doomed me”
    “Don’t care + invalid ID + L + ratio”

  • @bluesox2762
    @bluesox2762 5 років тому +810

    "He does job well, like he barely looks at their IDs."

  • @leeeverett1083
    @leeeverett1083 8 років тому +947

    Wanted criminal: Hi I am in transit for 2-
    Inspector: DETAINED!

    • @mrdolson2734
      @mrdolson2734 7 років тому +27

      What time did that happen?

    • @edsmemefactory
      @edsmemefactory 7 років тому +1

      Lee Everett hey dident I see you somewhere else I'm not sure

    • @TypicalMan
      @TypicalMan 6 років тому +1

      LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @arandomguy6030
      @arandomguy6030 5 років тому

      Lee Everett he doesn't detain anyone lol

    • @prodegen
      @prodegen 5 років тому +8

      papa grog He did at 29:31

  • @jeanette8133
    @jeanette8133 5 років тому +31

    amazing. never imagined that my playthrough would look so inefficient compared to this. didn’t even know you could have the audio transcript permanently out or that you could stamp both denial and reason at the same time.

  • @ruckhusstudios1012
    @ruckhusstudios1012 5 років тому +182

    2:53:58 Checkmate, Antivaxxers

  • @Faunarr
    @Faunarr 7 років тому +1530

    imagine if it turned out you werent recording

    • @SansLikesKetchup
      @SansLikesKetchup 7 років тому +18

      kuba zrobczynski LOL

    • @AJ-zz4ou
      @AJ-zz4ou 7 років тому +41

      kuba zrobczynski RIP

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 7 років тому +13

      kuba zrobczynski the three hours and thirty minutes and more would be a waste of time
      My response if that happened
      I would kill myself

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 6 років тому +3

      +kuba zrobczynski OMG

    • @niffin7983
      @niffin7983 6 років тому +3

      Waselt He could just replay last day

  • @bobblehead7002
    @bobblehead7002 6 років тому +731

    I find it funny how pissed the reporters are when denied. Not the inspector’s fault you don’t have proper documentation

    • @ditto-w
      @ditto-w 5 років тому +126

      basically reporters nowadays

    • @l.f.r.6523
      @l.f.r.6523 5 років тому +17

      FACIST

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 4 роки тому +40

      I aM a PaRt Of ThE pReSs, i NeEd To Be LeT iN

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +7

      @Poethings Channel I bet the reporter is named Karen or something

  • @redphysical565
    @redphysical565 Рік тому +11

    It's been years since this released, but I want to say how much I like seeing him say "Come back at 6am tomorrow" every day he can.

  • @morenove5882
    @morenove5882 5 років тому +13

    How professional play
    "What is the purpose of your trip"
    "I..."
    "DENIED"

  • @rodmod
    @rodmod 5 років тому +764

    why can this random dude shoot two criminals within the span of 3 seconds, while trained policemen just stand and aim to be shot

    • @HikikomoriDev
      @HikikomoriDev 5 років тому +6

      just the way things render or something i guess

    • @Roald94
      @Roald94 5 років тому +24

      @abracosa07 Quality my friend, those jordanian are probably better trained than your average checkpoint guard

    • @quineloe
      @quineloe 5 років тому +137

      These are not trained policemen, in socialist warsaw pact states these were usually poorly trained, conscripted 18-19 year olds.

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 років тому +7

      quineloe thank you

    • @deletedTestimony
      @deletedTestimony 5 років тому +62

      I think you underestimate just how good this border inspector is.

  • @Infantryman-ct7qt
    @Infantryman-ct7qt 6 років тому +1899

    *Top 10 most overpowered anime characters.*

  • @buglypoff
    @buglypoff 5 років тому +45

    Lol who else watched it in 2x time lapse? It looks really cool

    • @liberty1425
      @liberty1425 5 років тому +1

      Me! Lol couldn't bear watching it for 3 hours, plus, this way seems even more impressive

  • @MinergamesWasTaken
    @MinergamesWasTaken 5 років тому +27

    Every time he says next, I hear him say "There, play with doggy"

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 3 роки тому +3

      I hear him spelling out N-E-X-T

  • @T_Crushed
    @T_Crushed 9 років тому +480

    "Papers"
    "Hiya, kun"
    "Where I left my car keys"
    All I hear.

  • @RoverdriveXalt
    @RoverdriveXalt 10 років тому +622

    I love how "Real" this game is.
    Like-
    grey, terrorist attacks, checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot.

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 10 років тому +9

      "checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot."
      What do you mean ? What's the difference ?

    • @Jeramiahstool
      @Jeramiahstool 10 років тому +125

      If you're getting stamped on a passport people who have this job rarely ever try to stamp in the right place

    • @raven1121
      @raven1121 10 років тому +42

      that is the truth , the only stamp/sticker that is remotely in the box is the one from Japan , every other country stamps theirs everywhere , Laos decided to take up all four spots lol

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 9 років тому +7

      raven1121
      Well the japanese are pretty damn efficient lol

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 9 років тому +46

      If this game were "real", you wouldn't have a job. The person who spots your mistakes, or at least the mistakes of human players of this game, would be all the country needs.
      Excuse me for a moment, actually, probably longer than that, I think I know too much. Arstotzkan not-so-secret police are kicking down my door.

  • @saberknight2474
    @saberknight2474 2 роки тому +9

    Wish we had an eye tracker so we could tell the process by which this wizardry was accomplished.

  • @microwave7601
    @microwave7601 2 роки тому +5

    The speed at which he was going, I can only assume the conversations went somewhat like
    “Papers please”
    “ I come to vis-“
    “Welcome to arstotska”
    NEXT
    “Papers please”
    “I h-“
    “Wait here”
    DETAINED

  • @mucidwolf
    @mucidwolf 10 років тому +966

    I like not hearing the clicks of a citation being printed :3

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 років тому +24

      me too :3

    • @NamelessPlayerOfficial
      @NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 років тому +45

      ***** that thing only happend to me once or twice but now the salary is enough because i was working as fast as i could that's why i get nervous when i give someone green stamp because i am afraid the printing sound will start and that will cause a near meltdown XD you should see my rage face when i hear the printing sound

    • @Icewyy
      @Icewyy 10 років тому +31

      It's like knowing death comes soon

    • @mucidwolf
      @mucidwolf 10 років тому +1

      Alex Coppersmith You understand good sir/ madam

    • @Icewyy
      @Icewyy 10 років тому +1

      sir mucidwolf

  • @bradvan8156
    @bradvan8156 5 років тому +846

    Would be cool to see someone play this with an eye tracker

  • @barista3885
    @barista3885 5 років тому +43

    GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!!

  • @dory7693
    @dory7693 5 років тому +13

    Whats a search ooo you mean another reason to-
    Kachunk DENIED

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 8 років тому +261

    I like how you always clicked when the day was over to say "come back at 6am tomorrow." I don't know why but that small detail meant a lot to me. lol

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  8 років тому +69

      +Deverey1 Glad you recognized that! :D

  • @JMJackMcNally
    @JMJackMcNally 9 років тому +1260

    HE MOVES WITH SUCH STYLE AND SUCH GRACE

    • @gamecurator
      @gamecurator  9 років тому +118

      Arwww, thanks comrade!

    • @ajesbayes9057
      @ajesbayes9057 9 років тому +2

      SpeedrunningS Deny all kolech

    • @zFrostyii
      @zFrostyii 8 років тому +1

      +SpeedrunningS UcheaT

    • @MatthewChenIsAwesome
      @MatthewChenIsAwesome 8 років тому +1

      +SpeedrunningS Lol, 1 Citation in the end...

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang 8 років тому +5

      +Nick Morilland He places the document in such a way that he can apply two stamps without moving it!

  • @KirstenMarie_MS3
    @KirstenMarie_MS3 3 роки тому +11

    Jorji's crayon passport gets me every time... "pre-approved, 12345-OKOK" lol.

  • @mini_tinibrasil3429
    @mini_tinibrasil3429 3 роки тому +8

    2:51:48 *normally waiting*
    time's up!
    people: alright imma outta here
    *teleports*

    • @lemroda6843
      @lemroda6843 3 роки тому +2

      Omg i noticed it thanks to you

  • @GriffinheartPlays
    @GriffinheartPlays 5 років тому +3579

    "Where is your proof of vaccination?"
    - I do not believe in va- -
    *instantly denies stamp* "Get out before you infect me"

    • @orfeastsakos3025
      @orfeastsakos3025 5 років тому +44

      Griffinheart perfection.

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 5 років тому +90

      How can she infect him if he's already vaccinated?

    • @GriffinheartPlays
      @GriffinheartPlays 5 років тому +114

      @@furjaden8553 Fair point, but then she might infect everyone else in Arstotzka

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 5 років тому +25

      so basically what im saying is; only a non vaccinated person can infect another non vaccinated person. If either are vaccinated, the one cannot infect the other

    • @GriffinheartPlays
      @GriffinheartPlays 5 років тому +89

      @@furjaden8553 well, there is a rare but possible chance that the disease could mutate, being immune to the vaccination's affects and now able to infect the people or livestock

  • @lemonmelon1883
    @lemonmelon1883 7 років тому +638

    Only in Arstotzka can you be detained for having a passport picture that looks a little different to your real face

  • @adamhaigh9947
    @adamhaigh9947 5 років тому +5

    "What''s the purpose of your trip?"
    Denied

  • @magicado6294
    @magicado6294 5 років тому +5

    this is honestly the best study/work background noise thank you

  • @obi-wancanblowme5968
    @obi-wancanblowme5968 6 років тому +825

    The 322 dislikes were denied entry. Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 3 роки тому +9

      721 denied entries, Glory to Arstotzka

    • @JoshArmendarizPlus
      @JoshArmendarizPlus 3 роки тому +2

      741 denied entries. It is clearly stamped here. Screw you anyway.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 2 роки тому

      775 denied entry visas. Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @Mrjestin
      @Mrjestin 2 роки тому +1

      822 Denied Entries, Glory To Arstostzka

    • @josuelarriva1925
      @josuelarriva1925 2 роки тому +1

      833 Denied entrys. Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @kulongers
    @kulongers 8 років тому +331

    1:29:19 denied so hard it went through the manual.

  • @leoninyourmom5326
    @leoninyourmom5326 Рік тому +5

    honestly love watching people speed run this game because half the time idek why someone is being turned away or detained like that takes so much focus and perhaps memorization, it's super impressive

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei Рік тому +7

    It'd be cool if when the inspector showed up you could give him the EZIC thing and inform him about their attempt to communicate, that'd be a pretty fun thing to have.

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr Рік тому +3

      you can sorta give him the ezic thing but he arrests you

    • @SirJorb
      @SirJorb Рік тому

      Yep. This is how you get ending 3.

  • @actorsnonactors
    @actorsnonactors 9 років тому +104

    I think "next" sounds like "WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?!?"

    • @hector9546
      @hector9546 9 років тому +8

      Has been questioned many times.

    • @stephanierose3286
      @stephanierose3286 6 років тому +18

      Omg lol can't unhear.

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 5 років тому +6

      What does he actually say? If i pay attention it sounds like "Next one in line, please." Or something

    • @firstordertrooper2124
      @firstordertrooper2124 5 років тому +1

      @@GarethJason It's a different language.

    • @GarethJason
      @GarethJason 5 років тому

      FirstOrderTrooper 2 If thats the case why does it sound like when the border guy greets the person he says "Papers." and the guy replies "I have them."