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  • @dalecates8353
    @dalecates8353 3 роки тому +195

    50,000 homicidal humans have been given their greatest gift, an unsuspecting galaxy.

    • @rhorybader4054
      @rhorybader4054 3 роки тому +20

      "What a lovely day it is. Wouldn't you agree, Tim? Tim stop eating that man's face, you don't know where he's been." "Sorry."

    • @brucenorman8904
      @brucenorman8904 Рік тому +9

      200,000 in this sector. There were 4 more worlds like Bill's.

    • @dalecates8353
      @dalecates8353 Рік тому +1

      My bad.

    • @Cl0ckcl0ck
      @Cl0ckcl0ck 7 місяців тому

      Vampires would be my guess.

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 3 роки тому +164

    Soooooo…they just released a whole crap ton of earths worst bloodthirsty psychos on their own conclave. Damn that sucks

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 3 роки тому +20

      At least they not hurting humans anymore 😑😑😑😂. Still feel bad for the fictional aliens though 🤣🙋🏽‍♂️👍

    • @TheAussief1
      @TheAussief1 3 роки тому +31

      Did someone build a beautiful trap and the the bait was all of earth’s psychopaths?

    • @hanneskarlbom6644
      @hanneskarlbom6644 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheAussief1 yup

    • @alexandermathieson4774
      @alexandermathieson4774 Рік тому +1

      its definitely unfortunate

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Рік тому +3

      ​@@TheAussief1no just unintended consequences

  • @skoshman1
    @skoshman1 3 роки тому +84

    The orbital defense net was designed to keep people in, not invaders out. It wasn't until the end that I clued in on that. I can imagine Earth wondering what idiot let loose these sociopathic killers and if they needed to break out the psecial forces that captured them in the first place. Possibly, known humans, also wondering if they should make more.

    • @rhorybader4054
      @rhorybader4054 3 роки тому +14

      It's like a planet-sized Arkham Asylum and Batman isn't here to put the Joker and crew back in their cages. But Hell, why would they even want to go home? SO MANY NEW TOYS.

  • @rockspoon6528
    @rockspoon6528 3 роки тому +180

    Good job crafting a situation that made an anesthetic collar sounds like a tool of imprisonment.

    • @deon6045
      @deon6045 3 роки тому +4

      Do hospitals have that kind of thing? I've only heard of the wristbands.

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 3 роки тому +4

      @@deon6045 What? No, not yet anyway.

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 2 роки тому

      @@deon6045 These were hospitals for the insane and most likely, the criminally insane.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 2 роки тому +11

      It was not anesthetic collar. It was tool of imprisonment. When they were talking about mistaking prison world for hospital ward, they did not mean hospital for physicaly injured people.
      They were talking about lunatic asylum. Planet full of sociopaths and all kinds of other crazies.
      It was also clued in when author described how easily and with disconnectiion to the deed they killed them.
      Those few satelites in orbit that were aiming towards planet were there in case the collar system somehow failed and plane-wide uprising happened.

  • @SuperGamefreak18
    @SuperGamefreak18 3 роки тому +115

    Good job this alien just created a powerful pirate faction

    • @ShiroNekoDen
      @ShiroNekoDen 3 роки тому +16

      Correction they created the most powerful vampire pirate faction

    • @braddl9442
      @braddl9442 2 роки тому +5

      They created space fallout 4 raiders

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 роки тому +63

    Ooohh Hell! They just released ALL of humanity's psychopaths on themselves... ROFL silly little xenos!

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 3 роки тому +7

      Earth might be the ones offering *them* aid before long

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 Рік тому

      @@UNSCPILOT Definitely so. After all after conclave has been wiped out, whos next? Human worlds most likely and these crazy fucks even by human standards have now fleet and army that rivaled the earths forces before... now its manned by humans, so these nut jobs might be ones ruling the earth and galaxy real soon if nothing is done.

  • @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735
    @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735 3 роки тому +42

    That is a lot of serial killers they let loose upon their conclave.

  • @NathanBChampine
    @NathanBChampine 3 роки тому +44

    Hitchcock would be proud of that twist ending.

  • @bandiras2
    @bandiras2 3 роки тому +117

    When you stare in to the darkest depths of the human mind, and the darkness stares back at you...

  • @titanama0574
    @titanama0574 2 роки тому +7

    So... A world full of the deadliest beings in the galaxy; Human sociopaths?
    Uh oh. That's not gonna end well at all.

  • @____________838
    @____________838 3 роки тому +10

    Five whole planets of Riddicks?

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 3 роки тому +13

    Oh planets with numerous combat capable people lets make them fight our wars
    Human Super Soldiers: *Maniacal Laugh Intensifies

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 Рік тому +1

    Wow. I genuinely didn't expect the translation error.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 роки тому +40

    Oh.
    they just released the sociopaths.
    no wonder we had them mentally dulled; ONE sociopath of decent intellect can organize a successful riot, imagone what putting them all in one place without limiting their minds would do.

    • @mervinreyes3008
      @mervinreyes3008 3 роки тому +5

      imagine what they can do what the level of knowledge they would have in that time they could be real saw shit going on

    • @dovahbear0
      @dovahbear0 Рік тому +5

      I would probably guess psychopath instead seen as how they choose alien targets instead.
      Buuuut the casual way they went about tortured them... ya that's more along the lines of sociopath.

  • @alwelle3902
    @alwelle3902 3 роки тому +10

    Oops. That's gonna cost yah.
    Remember: *Cheap for a reason*

  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 3 роки тому +27

    Big oops on that aliens part, Humans are far too dangerous!

  • @hrushikeshsawant6193
    @hrushikeshsawant6193 Рік тому +2

    So the fools released the night lords on the galaxy

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 3 роки тому +11

    At least they got a new playground and 'friends' to play in and with 🤣🤣🤣🤣😑. Though the simple thought of this happening is pretty horrifying in itself 👍

  • @LockandLoad79
    @LockandLoad79 3 роки тому +9

    So, very unlucky aliens just unleashed, basically, five, more or less, quarantined planets filled with Garth Ennis' "Crossed"/Rob Zombies "The Firefly Family" kind of people.
    That is so messed up.

  • @keilet
    @keilet Рік тому +1

    Wow. I wasn't expecting that twist. Pretty damned good.

  • @theengagedfew
    @theengagedfew 4 місяці тому

    Brings to mind a saying:
    "Be mindful of your wishes, lest they come true."

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 3 роки тому +7

    Well, he got what he wanted...

  • @YismirGoldFingers
    @YismirGoldFingers 3 роки тому +20

    Always nice to have a new story!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +9

    Bless the Squerril
    Praise the Author

  • @bountyhuntermaster2896
    @bountyhuntermaster2896 3 роки тому +5

    this set up makes sense tho, in a regular human world the collared people would most likely be persecuted and victimized to no end, because after all the real monsters walk proudly out in the daylight

  • @GrimpakTheMook
    @GrimpakTheMook 3 роки тому +6

    Shiiiet... Guess these guys will discover that we're not actually apex predators.
    We're apex predator *hunters*

  • @sethlovric2979
    @sethlovric2979 3 роки тому +8

    Grateful for all the amazing voiceovers

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 3 роки тому +6

    When pradators remember what it's like to be hunted

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 3 роки тому +5

    Okay, so the aliens made the mistake of liberating 500k psychopathic serial killers.

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 3 роки тому +1

    Even Hanable Lector has friends...

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +2

    "Oof, whoops." ~ Rick C-137 A.K.A. Rick-est Rick.

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you patrons one and all for supporting our narrator here. I thank you all so much for supporting him where I am not in a situation to do so myself. So thank you very much.

  • @soffren
    @soffren 3 роки тому +2

    Earth: you're free to do what you want to them
    Felons: say less!

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 9 місяців тому

    Like opening the door to Arkham Asylum.

  • @williamhancock9345
    @williamhancock9345 3 роки тому +5

    Ok that was wild!!

  • @Calaban619
    @Calaban619 3 роки тому +1

    For the Algorithm. This has vibes of Niel Gailmans' "Cereal Convention" story. Talk about a mistranslation.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому +6

    I was sort of wondering what they would replace the Thorazine Shuffle with.

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 3 роки тому +1

      Why waste supplies when you can strand them? Lol leave them to live or die on their own

  • @sbritton1313
    @sbritton1313 3 роки тому +4

    Is nobody going to ask the important question!?!?
    What did that little girl do to be there???

    • @jawsbert
      @jawsbert 3 роки тому +2

      Same thing as the rest of them, violent murder

    • @johnmullholand2044
      @johnmullholand2044 2 роки тому +4

      Since some children can be the most cruel, hateful beings, even to other children, you probably don't really want to know!

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому

      Probably kill other children.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 Рік тому +1

    A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 4 місяці тому

    3 times listening before I understood. I stayed up too late tonight. Story was worth the effort though

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 3 роки тому +2

    Damn! Not only these idiot xenos would be conquerors ,released around 200.000 mental patients, but they did not even have the decency to stave of their internal collapse to recompense humanity for some of the expenses it will go through , rounding them all up again.
    We cant just leave them there. These are sick people, they need medical assistance. It would be inhumane to just leave them there to suffer.

  • @thelaughinghyenas8465
    @thelaughinghyenas8465 3 роки тому +4

    That was a good one!

  • @TS-bj8my
    @TS-bj8my Рік тому

    Wow what a twist! Well read!

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 3 роки тому +3

    Can the nanites be weaponized to only steal the socks from those who wear socks with sandals?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      no can do

    • @femun
      @femun 2 роки тому

      The nanites dont want to anger the germans by destroying their most famous bad clothing related decision.

  • @LordGertz
    @LordGertz 3 роки тому +4

    For the Algorithm!!!

  • @gothicshark
    @gothicshark 3 роки тому +1

    opps, yeah, not good, really, really not good. I kind of feel bad for the Conclave.

  • @macieksmolarz5274
    @macieksmolarz5274 3 роки тому +4

    Someone please explain to me what exacly a hospital ward is. And all hail to the algorithm

    • @NovaGirl8
      @NovaGirl8 3 роки тому +3

      Basically, those worlds are insane asylums for the criminally insane

    • @nigredoooalgown6245
      @nigredoooalgown6245 3 роки тому +4

      A hospital ward is a place were you keep sick people, it just so happens that this hospital ward was filled to the brim with psycopaths and mass murderers, Which the Conclaive invited into it's ranks.

    • @macieksmolarz5274
      @macieksmolarz5274 3 роки тому

      @@NovaGirl8 thanks

    • @macieksmolarz5274
      @macieksmolarz5274 3 роки тому

      @@nigredoooalgown6245 thanks

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 3 роки тому +1

    Meet the end
    For the bard
    For the squrral
    For the algorithms

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @philipsims9920
    @philipsims9920 3 роки тому +1

    dark..... creepy and dark....

  • @nicholasroach880
    @nicholasroach880 3 роки тому

    Loved it.

  • @daniellafferety4025
    @daniellafferety4025 Рік тому

    Prisoner plant.

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +1

    And really now, why SHOULD they prey on humans. They've already done so before and they'd rather continue to play with weaker prey.

  • @shaunwhitehead1485
    @shaunwhitehead1485 Рік тому

    This is gold😂😂

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому

    Whelp...
    For the algorithm!

  • @UnderTheRated
    @UnderTheRated 2 роки тому +2

    im confused, if bills ppl are from a hospital world then why did they go on to hunt the conclave?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 роки тому +3

      new prey , its a prison for the criminaly insane

  • @erictoncray966
    @erictoncray966 3 роки тому

    Can you please tell the nanos to stop stealing my socks? I keep having to pay for replacements and I can’t buy merch.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      I have sent a memo to the reclamation department.

  • @hughgordon6435
    @hughgordon6435 3 роки тому +4

    Sir how many peeps that live chat actually do all the rest of the Internet stuff?

    • @gillsmoke
      @gillsmoke 3 роки тому

      I've done my part have you?

    • @hughgordon6435
      @hughgordon6435 3 роки тому +1

      @@gillsmoke subed watched and liked 100s and still cannot find my other sock?

  • @scottjacobson3016
    @scottjacobson3016 2 роки тому +1

    Who’s The Alfa predator
    You are 😃!!!
    Yes you are

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +1

    So space Australians who go mercenary and the aliens thought that they were in a hospital ward or were the people mentally deranged?

    • @TheFoxfiend
      @TheFoxfiend 3 роки тому +2

      So those were worlds with homicidal people, people who were considered dangerous to society. Psychopaths. They were hospital wards meant to keep them in an operational haze until they could be worked with for rehabilitation. The aliens released very dangerous people from their quarantine from society.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому +2

      The aliens thought they were freeing prisoners from a prison. They were actually freeing the criminally insane from a mental ward.

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 3 роки тому +12

    So they imprisoned soldiers and didn't try to use them when war broke out? Earth government never got any degree of strategy apparently.
    Edit: Really should have finished the video before commenting.

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah... why not just delete the comment?

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 3 роки тому +4

      @@rockspoon6528 To help Agros numbers

    • @thelaughinghyenas8465
      @thelaughinghyenas8465 3 роки тому +4

      @@chrisdufresne9359 , Criminally insane soldiers can be very effective. Earth should logically have made the inmates an offer. We release you, with good weapons and armor and stuff, in a place where you can go kill to your heart's content. If you wipe them all out, you can do it all over again. They wouldn't be the best armor and weapons, but the best that their enemy was used to seeing. Kind of like the British offering bounties on Japanese heads to headhunting tribes on New Guinea during World War II. "Go, do what you do best and want to do anyway. Just go do it to them and we will support you and help you live your life's ambitions."

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 3 роки тому +3

      @@thelaughinghyenas8465 I made the first comment before I heard the word Hospital. I think they were in recovery from injuries, not prisoners.

    • @jawsbert
      @jawsbert 3 роки тому +1

      @@thelaughinghyenas8465 pretty sure that would be considered a war crime. They certainly wouldn't make the distinction between military targets and civilians. You always have to worry about those kind of tactics being turned around and used on your own people.

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha8718 3 роки тому +1

    I found this story enjoyable, but still a little rough on its presentation.

  • @kalskirata42
    @kalskirata42 3 роки тому

    ah, people poachers

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 роки тому +1

    neat

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @goingfubar7182
    @goingfubar7182 Рік тому

    Whoops

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 роки тому

    F.T.A!

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    155th, 4 July 2023

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому

    Jesus dude

  • @darth_dan8886
    @darth_dan8886 3 роки тому

    Truly not much difference between this and a prison, keeping the people isolated and with their minds numbed.
    Honestly, I would expect a lot more gratitude from the released humans.
    Honestly, this is one of these stories where the original Earth humans are so obviously the bad guys...

    • @extended_e
      @extended_e 2 роки тому +2

      Yes and no, if you had dealed with mass murd* , rap* r, psychopath, extreme narcist, you would understand why such action is only viable action for those that cognitive therapy has no effect. What do you do whit person that has no issue terminating life as long as it is not noticed/doesn't hinder his daily life/ it benefits him. Do you have better ideas?

    • @darth_dan8886
      @darth_dan8886 2 роки тому +1

      @@extended_e Yes. Because literally anything is a better idea than keeping a human being in a permanently drugged state in an environment where they are surrounded only by other drugged humans and armed guards.
      If humanity is able to afford 5 planets dedicated solely to that, they could as well just dedicate these same planets for these people to just live on. Put an orbital blockade around them and the very same people can live freely.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому

      @@darth_dan8886 And murder each other freely.

    • @LiamDerWandrer
      @LiamDerWandrer 2 роки тому +2

      @@darth_dan8886 The issue was their inclination for escape attempts, I believe. And preventing those seemed to be hard enough, that even with the orbital turrets aimed at the planet, the drug collars were deemed necessary anyways. The humans of earth were not the bad guys here, because sometimes you really do not have many options left and all of them are variing shades of bad. Between the death penalty and having your intelligence lowered by a drug, which also inhibits your ability to act agressively, which is the better solution? At least the drug allowed them to continue living.

  • @kingnothing8570
    @kingnothing8570 3 роки тому +1

    you want our crazys hoooo i see why you think hunting sentients is a good idea. good luck.

  • @anonimoanonimado1096
    @anonimoanonimado1096 3 роки тому +1

    First

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm