FACE OFF: CRAIG JONES VS GABI GARCIA | ROAD TO CJI EP.10

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  • @BTeamJiuJitsu
    @BTeamJiuJitsu  5 місяців тому +754

    Interviewer is @Renato_Laranja on IG. Give that legend a follow!

    • @OHBJJ9634
      @OHBJJ9634 5 місяців тому +26

      Uncut version when

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand 5 місяців тому +30

      release the uncut version, it will be legendary- we need our fix of uncle henatch porra

    • @Beech303
      @Beech303 5 місяців тому +13

      Renato_Laranja is a legend

    • @masoncampos7043
      @masoncampos7043 5 місяців тому +12

      The legend is back!!

    • @shoethief
      @shoethief 5 місяців тому +6

      I was literally wondering what happened to this dude today! Legendary troll glad to see he's still doing the thing.

  • @Mighty15x
    @Mighty15x 5 місяців тому +3865

    This shit was GOLD!!

    • @mosshark
      @mosshark 5 місяців тому +98

      I have watched this 6 times from beggining to end. It's a masterpiece.

    • @Man_Ray78
      @Man_Ray78 5 місяців тому +16

      So funny!

    • @DennisJ55
      @DennisJ55 5 місяців тому +35

      I would pay to watch your first time reaction to this video haha. Please tell me if you talked about it in some of your recent uploads?

    • @Conrad831
      @Conrad831 5 місяців тому +30

      Please breakdown a video on this, she does cross the void..

    • @ColeDoerr89
      @ColeDoerr89 5 місяців тому +17

      I don’t even practice BJJ and I watch this 4 times now.

  • @Exosseous
    @Exosseous 5 місяців тому +3853

    Like if you want Renato Laranja to host the next presidential debate

    • @Grandroborox
      @Grandroborox 5 місяців тому +85

      He will do the hosting....and most of the debating.

    • @thealleycat
      @thealleycat 5 місяців тому +49

      I want him to host everything now

    • @SuperHeavyGalacticFrank
      @SuperHeavyGalacticFrank 5 місяців тому +14

      Gold!

    • @foxmulderfbiufo1770
      @foxmulderfbiufo1770 5 місяців тому

      "Harrison iz true you not black ? Mr trumper iz true you grab them by the puzzy?"

    • @MovementDrifter
      @MovementDrifter 5 місяців тому +19

      Fuck that. Renato laranja for president!

  • @RustyShackleford9000
    @RustyShackleford9000 5 місяців тому +2247

    It’s hilarious to see Craig not taking the main spotlight and just admiring a master at work in Laranja lmao

    • @johnthebeloved6598
      @johnthebeloved6598 5 місяців тому +151

      Craig strikes me as a genuinely caring, genuinely humble guy. He loves the banter and laughs, which I, being from the UK, really understand/appreciate from an Aussy.
      Craig has gone out of his way to help people with CJI. To really lift the sport of BJJ. The fact that he is accomplishing so much, and doing it in a way where he isn't losing his sense of identity, is testimony to his own temperament.
      He's a great lad, and I hope all the best for him moving forward.

    • @anuragsinha2013
      @anuragsinha2013 5 місяців тому +21

      @@RustyShackleford9000 That how we do in the Hegular.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 5 місяців тому +6

      I'm not sure that is Mestre Larnaja...why is he not wearing a Gi?

    • @MrMuslimGuy
      @MrMuslimGuy 5 місяців тому +1

      HustyShackleFwaHd, spotchon

    • @JasonCogswell-nt4ug
      @JasonCogswell-nt4ug 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@yew2oob954 its rhasaad orange, who is renato laranja. Renato isn't even actually brazillian lol he was born in ny. He's just a really good actor and an even better troll

  • @PaTrick-cf6ev
    @PaTrick-cf6ev 5 місяців тому +252

    "When I'm eating my way out of your triangle." 😂😂😂

  • @sterlingk20_ctr39
    @sterlingk20_ctr39 5 місяців тому +2549

    "historic battle between a man and craig jones" i spat out my tea 🤣

  • @hawkahu523
    @hawkahu523 5 місяців тому +3208

    Craig purposely sitting on a smaller chair lmao

    • @dopeclips9370
      @dopeclips9370 5 місяців тому +121

      closer to the camera too

    • @chrispoggi1726
      @chrispoggi1726 5 місяців тому +41

      Genius 😂

    • @420gamingWithGF
      @420gamingWithGF 5 місяців тому +51

      good production HAHAHA fckin funny

    • @seanheisey8645
      @seanheisey8645 5 місяців тому +9

      Bro he just doesn’t need a massive chair 😂

    • @aresjerry
      @aresjerry 5 місяців тому +55

      Lol he intentionally letting Gabi out angle him 🤣

  • @UncleRichieGaming
    @UncleRichieGaming 5 місяців тому +2345

    Literally only Renato couldve been the mediator. No one else wouldve been right.

    • @SpeedoDinero
      @SpeedoDinero 5 місяців тому +41

      Absolutely. This is pure money with him

    • @CHRISTICAUTION
      @CHRISTICAUTION 5 місяців тому +18

      Joey Diaz would be funny too

    • @jordannazeer2191
      @jordannazeer2191 5 місяців тому +16

      Porra

    • @chocolatitomaravilla3899
      @chocolatitomaravilla3899 5 місяців тому +23

      ​@@CHRISTICAUTION terrible take that dude stopped being funny like 6 years ago.

    • @stefanmitchell2078
      @stefanmitchell2078 5 місяців тому

      @@chocolatitomaravilla3899agreed but him and renato are friends and i think they could be funny together

  • @muybruno
    @muybruno 5 місяців тому +179

    Renato needs to be a roaming reporter over the two days, commentating and interviewing fighters.

  • @michaelwhite8801
    @michaelwhite8801 5 місяців тому +564

    Been a fight fan for 25 years and this is the best face to face interview I've ever seen lmfao

    • @KingTrayTovine
      @KingTrayTovine 5 місяців тому +19

      I hate I have to agree this is The best Promotion of a BJJ Competition I have ever seen😂

    • @albondeb3364
      @albondeb3364 5 місяців тому +12

      Renato been a legend broadcaster for like 10 years but never got a push. He has so many highlights

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 4 місяці тому +1

      @@albondeb3364 joe is jealous of rashaans natural comedic and improv talent and never pushed his name.

  • @Lookatthatqq
    @Lookatthatqq 5 місяців тому +1331

    Gabby is so much cooler than I ever knew.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 5 місяців тому +72

      *Who knew Gabi was light skinned black woman?*

    • @Heezydoesit167
      @Heezydoesit167 5 місяців тому +55

      Gabi is cool as shit.

    • @jonv570
      @jonv570 5 місяців тому +42

      I hope they don't make a fool of her shes really sweet

    • @Lookatthatqq
      @Lookatthatqq 5 місяців тому +5

      @@jonv570 I don't know what the end game is for this other than it's for children's charity, but I do hope they are all personally happy with it at the end, and they get their proper dues🙌🏾

    • @kolinnitruc8692
      @kolinnitruc8692 5 місяців тому

      @@Lookatthatqqdid you watch the video?

  • @tilsker7561
    @tilsker7561 5 місяців тому +1657

    I'm officially a Gabi fan

    • @Luc-1991
      @Luc-1991 5 місяців тому +28

      time to get that Gabi ass cheek tattoo

    • @zezuntxiduntxi
      @zezuntxiduntxi 5 місяців тому +42

      Yeah she's such a good sport

    • @emgsixstring
      @emgsixstring 5 місяців тому +18

      No doubt! Didn't care about her before but I fucking LOVE her now

    • @JimmyJohnson7077
      @JimmyJohnson7077 5 місяців тому

      Is gabbi a man

    • @Big_ol_bass
      @Big_ol_bass 5 місяців тому

      *him

  • @Cornbreadddd
    @Cornbreadddd 5 місяців тому +251

    Her reaction when she saw that he actually got the tattoo was one of genuine concern haha

    • @sushinfudoshin8991
      @sushinfudoshin8991 4 місяці тому +12

      She seemed getting emotional about it. If he really did, it's pretty special.

    • @Dumaghetto01
      @Dumaghetto01 4 місяці тому +6

      The giggles from renato he broke character when that guy said “put some saliva on it” “salahivihi he said” lmao 🤣

    • @BeatsByET
      @BeatsByET 4 місяці тому +2

      Because what he is saying to her off air when no one is around is now on her mind.

    • @domoshea4104
      @domoshea4104 4 місяці тому

      @@sushinfudoshin8991if by emotional you mean hot in the box, sure

  • @symptomal7914
    @symptomal7914 5 місяців тому +838

    No grappling match could come close to this level of entertainment

  • @leongarcia8089
    @leongarcia8089 5 місяців тому +3859

    The interviewer is a MENACE. 😂😂

  • @zxcvbnmmasdfghjkl
    @zxcvbnmmasdfghjkl 5 місяців тому +869

    I’ve nvr seen Craigs Jonesie giggle so much

    • @wenomowicz
      @wenomowicz 5 місяців тому +2

      its coz he don't like have a penis but he have a balls

    • @georgec8501
      @georgec8501 5 місяців тому +53

      He's trying to keep his shit together, but it's hard in front of Renato he's known for joking waaaay too much.

  • @jamiemillman
    @jamiemillman 5 місяців тому +137

    Hands down the best fight promotion video I've ever seen and it's not even close 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rohitwonder
    @rohitwonder 5 місяців тому +5572

    Who wants to see the uncut version of this?

    • @jbw1988bc
      @jbw1988bc 5 місяців тому +328

      Gabby is the only one looking to see the uncut part of Craig jones.

    • @rsousa1235
      @rsousa1235 5 місяців тому +21

      Pleaseeeee

    • @marcusbartolini3690
      @marcusbartolini3690 5 місяців тому +76

      I'd pay to see the unedited version.

    • @8balljunkie
      @8balljunkie 5 місяців тому +10

      Oooooooo now we talking.

    • @brunofraysse421
      @brunofraysse421 5 місяців тому +5

      Sing it 🤘⚡🤣

  • @louisstone7525
    @louisstone7525 5 місяців тому +631

    “When I eat my way out of your triangle” 😂😂😂😂

    • @PrimetimeBJJ
      @PrimetimeBJJ 5 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bampeebles3855
      @bampeebles3855 5 місяців тому +3

      Amazing 😂😂😂😂

    • @carldunai7341
      @carldunai7341 5 місяців тому +17

      EACH my way

    • @poconagean
      @poconagean 5 місяців тому +5

      LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @victorl225
      @victorl225 5 місяців тому +3

      I peed myself a little after that one

  • @leebruno1722
    @leebruno1722 5 місяців тому +623

    This isn’t comedy. This is art. This video will be immortalized by history.

    • @jungpark5914
      @jungpark5914 5 місяців тому +20

      100% This is art Renato is a gem

    • @liamdoes8580
      @liamdoes8580 5 місяців тому +20

      There was not a minute where I wasn't nearly out of breath laughing, I'm fully serious. Renatch and Craig are perfect together we need more of him

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 4 місяці тому

      This is the funniest shit I ever seen 😂 and then when she be saying CJI but it sounds like CGI 😂

  • @DRIFTA999
    @DRIFTA999 5 місяців тому +80

    "its an acquired chaste" 😂😂😂

  • @Fanofjambi
    @Fanofjambi 5 місяців тому +816

    Gabi: "I have a sex shop"
    Craig: "A whole shop fits in there"

    • @86nightmares
      @86nightmares 5 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tommygunnggg1127
      @tommygunnggg1127 5 місяців тому +10

      U don't talk to my mom... I'm taking her to olive garden

  • @DaaseDanker
    @DaaseDanker 5 місяців тому +659

    Whoever thought of bringing in Renato Laranjo for this is a genius 😂

    • @phillyphilly1076
      @phillyphilly1076 5 місяців тому +47

      One of the funniest interviewers I’ve ever seen in my entire life bro

    • @curtisdavies4874
      @curtisdavies4874 5 місяців тому

      caralho

    • @SparkkyBojangles
      @SparkkyBojangles 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@phillyphilly1076 his Chris Lieben "Here, have some non-alcoholic water" was legendary.

    • @keelayconcarne
      @keelayconcarne 4 місяці тому +1

      @@SparkkyBojangles Frankie Shamhocks chompers

  • @Aaron-sy5yx
    @Aaron-sy5yx 5 місяців тому +2021

    Bro I never liked Gabi until right now. She doesn’t take herself seriously which is awesome.

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 місяців тому +172

      I've met her she's actually insanely chill and nice.

    • @oldironsides4107
      @oldironsides4107 5 місяців тому +7

      @bedelian
      You said hey or saw her in passing and determined that?
      Neat!

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 місяців тому

      @@oldironsides4107 I worked with her. I'm a filmmaker and I do a lot of work with fighters.

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 місяців тому

      ​@@oldironsides4107 I worked with her. I'm a filmmaker, I do a lot of videos on mma athletes. I filmed her training once. She was very nice, had a good sense of humor,.

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 місяців тому

      @@oldironsides4107 I worked with her. I'm a filmmaker, I do a lot of videos on mma athletes. I filmed her training once.

  • @xactlee
    @xactlee 5 місяців тому +29

    It's my 3rd time watching this 60 minutes segment Renato did. It truly is inspirational.

  • @alexanderturl
    @alexanderturl 5 місяців тому +904

    Renato Laranja back on the biggest stage where he belongs.

    • @AnthonyPolanco
      @AnthonyPolanco 5 місяців тому +16

      a little more unhinged!

    • @jakob3402
      @jakob3402 5 місяців тому +3

      Thanks for putting up his name, hadn't heard of him, he's awesome, need to look him up

    • @AlabamaLinemanFarmer
      @AlabamaLinemanFarmer 5 місяців тому

      @@jakob340227x champ, Uncle Renatch is the best!

  • @LivingRoomRock007
    @LivingRoomRock007 5 місяців тому +607

    This IS the BEST BJJ interview in the last .... 12 years

    • @harlemdeni
      @harlemdeni 5 місяців тому +11

      Why 12 exactly? 😃

    • @KK-bx4oc
      @KK-bx4oc 5 місяців тому +7

      It’s the funniest interview I can recall, ever, in the BJJ world.

    • @Shortmansydrome
      @Shortmansydrome 5 місяців тому +38

      @@harlemdeni its around the time renato laranja popped up, the first video im aware of is him trolling Joe Rogan 13 years ago

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 місяців тому

      what happened 12 years ago??

  • @MultiTictock
    @MultiTictock 5 місяців тому +359

    "I always thought you were clean" - Renato
    "really?" - Gabi
    LOL

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand 5 місяців тому +7

      hespectch for actually being real about it

  • @1080ilowres
    @1080ilowres 5 місяців тому +151

    18:41 Renato just did a Brazilian mimicking an aussie accent. Iconic.

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 5 місяців тому +19

      Tropic thunder kirk lazarus shit

    • @angb36th
      @angb36th 5 місяців тому +16

      ​@tehfuqizg0inon588 he's a dude playing a dude talkin' like anotha' dude lmao

    • @Steezy_Mx
      @Steezy_Mx 5 місяців тому

      @@1080ilowres well it would make sense that he is so good at characters and impersonating people because his real father is Robert De Niro.
      You will read that his father is Master Sensei Orange, Gerald Orange Sensie Master but this is not entirely true. Good luck finding photos of Master Orange. You might catch a glimpse of him in a movie though. Other than that. Nope and there’s a reason for that. The less people know.
      Master Orange was a body guard for De Niro back in the 70s-80s. I believe that DeNiro had an affair with a Maid/ Mistress and out popped little Rhassan DeNiro.
      I’m sure this would’ve affected DeNiros career greatly. So he did the next best thing and had Master Orange take over as Rhassans father, promising that their futures would be taken care of and also promising them roles in Hollywood.

    • @gregankendrick
      @gregankendrick 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Steezy_Mxdude is this actually true. If your just made all that up it’s impressive and you have too much time on your hands

    • @Steezy_Mx
      @Steezy_Mx 4 місяці тому

      @@gregankendrick First go and look at how many children DeNiro has. Then read up on the back story of who Rhassans purported “father” is. It’s gets even stranger from there.
      He was a body guard for DeNiro early in his career. His name is Sensei Master Orange. Good luck finding any photos of him. It’s like he’s been scrubbed from internet along with any movies he’s been in. You will find him in a few movies though, but it’s very hard to discern who is who unless you know what he looks like. Whats crazy about the movie thing is DeNiro promised Orange that he would be taken care of and also promised him roles in Hollywood. Who does stuff like that for their bodyguards? Rhassan was in “Day of Our Lives” along with other smaller roles and has many ties to the entertainment industry today.
      The coincidences are just too uncanny. Especially when you realize that “Meet the Fockers” is pretty much about this. You can deep dive further and find more information that this is more than likely true.
      I just see patterns and am interested in backstories on certain people. When I find inaccuracies I have to investigate. Rhassan is a very talented individual and has a way with words that not many have. If you watch enough of his videos you’ll see this to be true. A lot of people are just hearing about Rhassan but I’ve kept up with him and 10th Planet for some time and some things just don’t add up. Funny intelligent man nevertheless

  • @ramjo1
    @ramjo1 5 місяців тому +1740

    The fact that the dude isn't even Brazilian makes this interview funnier, the accent is on point!

    • @squatcurldeadlift7346
      @squatcurldeadlift7346 5 місяців тому +258

      I thought he was an actual Brazilian bjj guy lmfaooooo I never knew

    • @MelhoresEscolhasYT
      @MelhoresEscolhasYT 5 місяців тому +193

      As a brazilian i actually thought he was too lmao his accent is more on point than my broken english kkkkk

    • @1stGenRex
      @1stGenRex 5 місяців тому +68

      No fucking way! Dude nails it LOL

    • @MajorWookie2
      @MajorWookie2 5 місяців тому +16

      Lolol I THOUGHT HE WAS TOO

    • @codyhextor5206
      @codyhextor5206 5 місяців тому +137

      What do you mean "not Brazilian"? He's the 27 Time Mundial Champion.

  • @cenexan1
    @cenexan1 5 місяців тому +480

    this is cinema. it should be submitted to festivals.

  • @justin-highland
    @justin-highland 5 місяців тому +525

    This is honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen

    • @Aaron-sy5yx
      @Aaron-sy5yx 5 місяців тому +20

      I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @-Craptastic-
      @-Craptastic- 5 місяців тому +22

      I was sooo happy to see the great Renato Laranja 27x BJJ World Champ 😄! He did charity by being the host. What a great man!
      Thoroughly entertaining!

    • @lukaslorenc
      @lukaslorenc 5 місяців тому +1

      you should visit internet a little bit more

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand 5 місяців тому +1

      go watch the Renato Laranja show- some of the best comedic work I've ever seen

  • @TrulyEvil420
    @TrulyEvil420 5 місяців тому +104

    When he sniffed that green toy like a cigar 😂😂😂

  • @saldana787
    @saldana787 5 місяців тому +840

    Bro, gabi is such a good sport holy shit

    • @PATnPABS
      @PATnPABS 5 місяців тому +94

      thats what i thought. 100% new found respect for that girl, hope she gets paid for her and her fam seems like a lovely lady. 💰💰

    • @CountryPup1
      @CountryPup1 5 місяців тому +36

      Gabi is goated bro, everyone just insecure lol

    • @archigiant
      @archigiant 5 місяців тому +9

      she really is! HAHA.

    • @DavidSilva-pn6kx
      @DavidSilva-pn6kx 5 місяців тому +5

      @@PATnPABSsaid it perfectly

    • @mcpumii_
      @mcpumii_ 5 місяців тому +9

      Yeee she dope af

  • @SpaceRaven12
    @SpaceRaven12 5 місяців тому +408

    The number of hilarious one liners we're getting from Renato is priceless 🤣

    • @Wompwomp150
      @Wompwomp150 5 місяців тому +21

      His random rant/call back on his beef from back in the day with Vinny Magalhaes.
      "He belongs in M1 Global"
      Amazing 👏🏿

    • @TedConnell-bt4og
      @TedConnell-bt4og 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FentonMulley-cz8pv
      @FentonMulley-cz8pv 5 місяців тому +11

      He was created for this interview. He broke Rhonda's heart, now he's gonna break Gabi

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs Місяць тому

      When he started whipping her haha

  • @justinmarcellus9288
    @justinmarcellus9288 5 місяців тому +433

    Even without any context, this is right on par with Between Two Ferns, Curve Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld. This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    • @Ralphfili
      @Ralphfili 5 місяців тому +14

      You threw us a Curbball with that one!

    • @FentonMulley-cz8pv
      @FentonMulley-cz8pv 5 місяців тому

      Fernwood Tonight is the predecessor to those

    • @tsua8061
      @tsua8061 5 місяців тому +6

      Seinfeld is garbage lol

    • @ayy2193
      @ayy2193 5 місяців тому +1

      Aye, uncle henatch has a funny MMA interview series if u haven't seen it, and some with Karen bryant . masterful improv

    • @albondeb3364
      @albondeb3364 5 місяців тому

      Thank you for your support. Keep it up

  • @lolohoho100
    @lolohoho100 5 місяців тому +44

    I don’t understand why this vid doesn’t have a million views. Renato is the best interviewer on the planet.

  • @brooksodell3949
    @brooksodell3949 5 місяців тому +439

    It’s a shame Jiu Jitsu is so niche because this is genuinely one of the most interesting marketing arch’s I’ve ever seen. Nice job, Craig 📝

    • @taybonch5095
      @taybonch5095 5 місяців тому +7

      Absolute facts

    • @Madtigertv
      @Madtigertv 5 місяців тому

      too many casuals

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 5 місяців тому +17

      @@Madtigertvyou go around calling people newbs and casuals speaks more to you than them

    • @Madtigertv
      @Madtigertv 5 місяців тому

      @@ETAisNOW thanks for listening casual Newb... now learn something.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Madtigertv I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.

  • @toomanyfingusernames
    @toomanyfingusernames 5 місяців тому +453

    “That’s a two man job.” OMG I’m dying. How did they hold it together for this? 😂

  • @CaughtInp
    @CaughtInp 5 місяців тому +261

    Gabi actually going with the banter is something I never expected haha she's chill af! Btw having Renato as the mediator is the funniest thing ever!

    • @KK-bx4oc
      @KK-bx4oc 5 місяців тому +6

      She handled that like a champ.

  • @Biscoff_biker
    @Biscoff_biker 5 місяців тому +111

    “You have problem with Joe Hogan now”? 😂

  • @jeanvaljean4218
    @jeanvaljean4218 5 місяців тому +509

    I have to say, I love that Gabi has such a great sense of humor!

    • @youtubeconnollyfamily
      @youtubeconnollyfamily 5 місяців тому +23

      She really is hilarious. I had no clue she was like this. I seen the videos of her and Craig talking but in person on camera. She does not shy away. She’s just as funny as any normal dumb guys 😂

    • @notaudis98
      @notaudis98 5 місяців тому +15

      “Like grandmother like granddaughter” and she ate it on the chin like a savage

    • @user-kj9oz7lb8s
      @user-kj9oz7lb8s 5 місяців тому +2

      I don't think that most women realize it. But for a man, that's one of the best qualities a woman can have. Nobody enjoys a woman who's either always on the verge of tears, or to sensitive to have fun.

  • @timandmonica
    @timandmonica 5 місяців тому +281

    Having Renato Laranja do the interviews was a stroke of genius by Craig! He knows all the BJJ memes.

  • @jonbuen4394
    @jonbuen4394 5 місяців тому +275

    this might be the best fight promo I've ever seen in 20 years of watching combat sports

    • @joyful4108
      @joyful4108 5 місяців тому

      read it as fight porno

    • @danieldiaz9948
      @danieldiaz9948 5 місяців тому

      This is the best fight porno I’ve ever seen

  • @phantasma05
    @phantasma05 4 місяці тому +15

    Renato is too funny "i dont need you i let the welfare feed you" almost died from choking on my drink

  • @invitro1432
    @invitro1432 5 місяців тому +229

    "When I eat my way out of your triangle..." 🤣

    • @jordanduran1726
      @jordanduran1726 5 місяців тому +10

      Eatch

    • @Herc11355
      @Herc11355 5 місяців тому +2

      yeah, I lost it on that one too.

    • @thealleycat
      @thealleycat 5 місяців тому

      That is a true wordsmith there

  • @Shwilly805
    @Shwilly805 5 місяців тому +278

    “My cousins play basketball”
    “Your cousins are black?” 😂

  • @bigj3086
    @bigj3086 5 місяців тому +333

    "Between a man...and Craig Jones" 😂omg. This is solid gold!

  • @drewcampbell3120
    @drewcampbell3120 4 місяці тому +13

    I have zero clue who these people are. I came here following a short. This was awesome, great job to all three.

    • @sirvivor7835
      @sirvivor7835 4 місяці тому +1

      Show some hespect!

    • @OrionHo-zn8gh
      @OrionHo-zn8gh 4 місяці тому

      Only knew Craig Jones before from JRE and Volkanovski, but now I'm obsessed with watching B-team videos xD. I dont even train bjj

  • @ScoopTheMighty
    @ScoopTheMighty 5 місяців тому +465

    Uncle Renatch making a resurgence for the new generation is what the people needed.

    • @jackcorbos7676
      @jackcorbos7676 5 місяців тому +9

      AGREE ! I want him to succeed !

    • @andrewgoddard888
      @andrewgoddard888 5 місяців тому +3

      Amen 🙏

    • @FxOptions-t7u
      @FxOptions-t7u 5 місяців тому +2

      Haha. Agreed.

    • @Shortmansydrome
      @Shortmansydrome 5 місяців тому +6

      i soooo glad hes back

    • @too_real94
      @too_real94 5 місяців тому +19

      I'll buy or subscribe to anything he puts out. The most underrated comic in the game

  • @chrisblevinsfishing
    @chrisblevinsfishing 5 місяців тому +263

    Honestly the funniest thing I've seen on UA-cam in a long chimy

    • @performxl
      @performxl 5 місяців тому +15

      “Chimy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Titiseefighter
      @Titiseefighter 5 місяців тому +5

      Hahahahaa chimy is amazing

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 5 місяців тому +1

      Chimy I

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 5 місяців тому

      "your vagina is somewhere lurking in there" 😂😂😂😂

  • @anuragsinha2013
    @anuragsinha2013 5 місяців тому +481

    It's official Craig Jonesie is the Second best comedian in Jiu Jitsu after Renato Laranja.

    • @szith
      @szith 5 місяців тому +15

      Third best comedian is Gordon Ryan although it is unintentional

    • @anuragsinha2013
      @anuragsinha2013 5 місяців тому +27

      @@szith It's a crimes, that the younger generations don't seem to know anythings about 27 times ABCD champion Renato Laranja. Porrha Carraiou!

  • @attchris2104
    @attchris2104 5 місяців тому +17

    Renato calling Gabi a pig when she took a sip of his drink has me dying! 🤣

  • @xacto5208
    @xacto5208 5 місяців тому +466

    Renato Laranja is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation, he is criminally underrated.

    • @MaduxOG
      @MaduxOG 5 місяців тому +12

      Could not agree more. Renato Laranja Show is so good re watching that stuff regularly

    • @MikeyLee559
      @MikeyLee559 5 місяців тому +7

      Holy crap it is the great jarnato laraja orange

    • @notundermywatch3163
      @notundermywatch3163 5 місяців тому +6

      His dismissal of James Brown in the locker room skit with Joe Rogan like 15 years ago is an underground legendary UA-cam clip

    • @praywithoutceasing2966
      @praywithoutceasing2966 5 місяців тому +5

      The way he smelt those toys 😂😂😂

    • @swim2kill
      @swim2kill 5 місяців тому

      comedy??? renato laranja is to be taken seriously. he is the greatest jiu jitsu mind this world has ever seen!

  • @victorl225
    @victorl225 5 місяців тому +150

    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Renato needs to be the White House press secretary.

  • @bielzinhom7887
    @bielzinhom7887 5 місяців тому +259

    This is more hilarious than 95% of official comedy. Great trio. Renato Laranja is the best. What a genius ode to CJI and BJJ

  • @t1nma5k22
    @t1nma5k22 5 місяців тому +16

    The Re-watch value on this holds up!!

  • @danielmarriott6580
    @danielmarriott6580 5 місяців тому +307

    Fucking hell I'm choking laughing every other minute. "Maybe 20 inches?" "Two man job."

    • @DR-jz1es
      @DR-jz1es 5 місяців тому +15

      Side by side hahaha

    • @dojanglesclimb
      @dojanglesclimb 5 місяців тому +16

      LOL I assume she meant centimeters

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 5 місяців тому +7

      "the whole sex shop fits in there"

  • @Fishin480
    @Fishin480 5 місяців тому +240

    Love how Craig is just there to witness the madness of Renato

    • @Dixon-d1c
      @Dixon-d1c 5 місяців тому +7

      He done so fucking well sitting listening to him😂 I literally had to pause this and gather myself after breaking down in tears laughing every 30 seconds, gabi is amazing too being able to go with the flow props to them all

    • @PlasticPaddy228
      @PlasticPaddy228 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Dixon-d1cme too 😂😂😂

  • @nizer7147
    @nizer7147 5 місяців тому +85

    Love randomly hearing the crew trying to hold in their laughter in the background

    • @nizer7147
      @nizer7147 5 місяців тому +3

      Yo this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @716tg3
    @716tg3 5 місяців тому +21

    " you can sell your sasquatch feet and make more money "
    😂😂

  • @joaojohnneto
    @joaojohnneto 5 місяців тому +202

    Gabi praising Craig even though he drives her insane is so fulfilling. I appreciate her more every day.

  • @andrewgoddard888
    @andrewgoddard888 5 місяців тому +147

    Renato has to be the most underrated comedian out there. Thought he was just a crazy person in the beginning but his act is unreal

  • @amechi
    @amechi 5 місяців тому +192

    I missed Master Renach!
    Welcome back, brother!👏🏾

  • @eimainittu
    @eimainittu 5 місяців тому +13

    I dont know anything about jiujitsu, but I watched this interview hangover asf and I laughed so hard that the hangover went away. Now im locked in! This is perfect! This is what the world needs right now! 😂

  • @blainewillson5075
    @blainewillson5075 5 місяців тому +292

    “ Ya doing a bloody colaba?” Renato says in a perfect Aussie accent lol

    • @knightredbranch
      @knightredbranch 5 місяців тому +5

      I actually rewatched it 4 times trying to see who said it

    • @CaughtInp
      @CaughtInp 5 місяців тому +2

      Bro he said that way to clean haha takes me back to my building days back in Australia lol

    • @vinceklortho
      @vinceklortho 5 місяців тому +7

      "a bogan from Adelaide" was spotless

  • @Escotch647
    @Escotch647 5 місяців тому +490

    Bro smelled it like a Cuban 😅😂

    • @rubensilva9273
      @rubensilva9273 5 місяців тому +7

      Lol

    • @ramonmacias1452
      @ramonmacias1452 5 місяців тому +12

      Smooth 😂😂😂

    • @tjwest2605
      @tjwest2605 4 місяці тому +10

      Acquired chasche

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 4 місяці тому +1

      That's racist...he's not Cuban...he's Brazillian!! 😉

    • @tjwest2605
      @tjwest2605 4 місяці тому

      @yew2oob954 clearly he is Egyptian, why yhu gotch tchoo be so HASISSTCH

  • @CIRCLEOFTONE
    @CIRCLEOFTONE 5 місяців тому +128

    He needs to be given a mic for live feeds between bouts interviewing the fighters, coaches etc. Like Bas in the old days.

    • @liukang85
      @liukang85 5 місяців тому

      lol that's a great idea 😂😂

    • @dee8263
      @dee8263 5 місяців тому +1

      Brilliant. Get Renach on commentary

    • @dom0
      @dom0 5 місяців тому

      Fuck yes please 🙏

  • @redwavetattoo4917
    @redwavetattoo4917 5 місяців тому +21

    Uncle Renatch is the best! Putting this promo together is pure genius on Craig’s part! Hidiculius!!! Porra! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wasabi112095
    @Wasabi112095 5 місяців тому +253

    Wait is this the same guy who was trolling Joe Rogan back in the day? Hahaha “Joe Hogan”

    • @AtlasTurner
      @AtlasTurner 5 місяців тому +12

      Yeah haha 😂

    • @CukMcGee
      @CukMcGee 5 місяців тому +72

      Joe Hogan a bad guy, he smoka da heefer

    • @soundtorial4567
      @soundtorial4567 5 місяців тому

      ​@@CukMcGeethe heefer make u psychooo

    • @1031Six
      @1031Six 5 місяців тому +40

      I thought I was the only one old enough to remember those Eddie Bravo n Joe Rogan videos with Renato Laraja 😂

    • @Dolph-fe2ks
      @Dolph-fe2ks 5 місяців тому +9

      None other than "Chuene sev chymeh moonjyal champa!" 🫡🤣

  • @M0stlym3answ3ll
    @M0stlym3answ3ll 5 місяців тому +143

    I don’t even follow jiujitsu and this is the best thing I have ever watched.
    I haven’t laughed like this in as long as I can remember.

    • @joeyv2083
      @joeyv2083 5 місяців тому +3

      I am laughing so hard tryna eat breakfast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Trendsniper26
      @Trendsniper26 5 місяців тому +1

      Bro why are you even here lmao

    • @M0stlym3answ3ll
      @M0stlym3answ3ll 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Trendsniper26
      Because your boy Craig Jones knows how to get eyes on your sport and make it reach a wider audience.
      The fact that people like me are here IS A GOOD THING FOR YOU.

    • @MAkAVeLlIiii
      @MAkAVeLlIiii 5 місяців тому

      @@M0stlym3answ3ll How do you know who Craig is if you dont follow it? I think that's why he's asking.

    • @M0stlym3answ3ll
      @M0stlym3answ3ll 5 місяців тому

      @@MAkAVeLlIiii
      Ah, didn’t get snippy? That was my bad.
      I am an MMA enthusiast and Craig came up in a video with Master Ken, getting “penetrated” with a “knot knife.”
      His content started popping up in my feed thereafter.

  • @flyingosom202
    @flyingosom202 5 місяців тому +111

    this whole CJI thing is just unbelievably good no matter which way you look

  • @HHazime
    @HHazime 5 днів тому +1

    I just watched this fight for the first time yesterday and stumbled across this absolute GEM of an interview, I dont know how this shits real lol but man is it entertaining 😂

  • @elcapitan549
    @elcapitan549 5 місяців тому +94

    This was unexpectedly the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

  • @joshwaterman5526
    @joshwaterman5526 5 місяців тому +55

    I love how chill gabby is. Doesn’t get offended just rolls with the punch’s. I bet she’s fun to hangout with.

  • @cheekbonesdontlie
    @cheekbonesdontlie 5 місяців тому +82

    I just realized why I love Renato. Hes a combination of Borat and zach galifianakis.. He just has very good delivery and you cant deny the character is charming

  • @m.watson708
    @m.watson708 5 місяців тому +13

    Lmaoooo my mans said, "you're making black.history now." 😂😂😂 this was pure gold !!

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 5 місяців тому +248

    Uncle Henatch is a comedy legend 😭😂 bravo to whoever's idea it was to get him involved

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 5 місяців тому +4

      His fake accent is fkn hilarious

    • @Dixon-d1c
      @Dixon-d1c 5 місяців тому +5

      @@tehfuqizg0inon588it’s scarface with a thickkkk misunderstanding of English it’s fucking amazing😂 “when I eatchh my way out your chyangle” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Dixon-d1c haha the random aussie accent threw me I had to go back and see if it was craigie honsie

    • @Dixon-d1c
      @Dixon-d1c 5 місяців тому +2

      @@tehfuqizg0inon588 mate there is a few times I noticed the slip of the Australian and thought it’s crheg jhownzy but he’s say giggling at him when he said it so I clicked on and was like ‘can this get any funnier’

  • @pleaseno326
    @pleaseno326 5 місяців тому +594

    I fucking can't, how is this funnier than 95% of the comedy specials out there 😂😂😂

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 5 місяців тому +3

      Emojis are gay

    • @richardnoggin697
      @richardnoggin697 5 місяців тому +5

      I'm going to Hell for sure now. Nobody should laugh that hard at a childhood cancer joke.

    • @Light-inside-a-meat-suit
      @Light-inside-a-meat-suit 5 місяців тому

      ​Did you get triggered by the use of emoji? Are you 12? 😂​@@ETAisNOW

    • @HS-oh8xh
      @HS-oh8xh 5 місяців тому +5

      @@ETAisNOWso are you

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 5 місяців тому

      @@HS-oh8xh if you agree then why you mad?

  • @cpt.sumtinwong6265
    @cpt.sumtinwong6265 5 місяців тому +74

    Everything single thing about this is pure comedy. The chair hight being different killed me off the rip. Gold all around

    • @lagwagon8018
      @lagwagon8018 5 місяців тому +2

      Thank you for pointing this out 😂 for a second her size was messing me up.

  • @raymondcausey3926
    @raymondcausey3926 5 місяців тому +9

    I literally almost pissed my pants watching this🤣
    What a fresh breath of air with these 3!! 💯🙏🏼🙌🏼

  • @6AlphaMikeCharlie9
    @6AlphaMikeCharlie9 5 місяців тому +390

    The sexual tension between Bo Derek &
    Indiana Jones is literally palpable. 🥰

    • @mindblown42069
      @mindblown42069 5 місяців тому +5

      5 days late but i appreciate this comment XD

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 5 місяців тому +1

      you Win.

    • @sterlHAsilva
      @sterlHAsilva 5 місяців тому +1

      She is a bo Derek 10

    • @quangpham6093
      @quangpham6093 5 місяців тому +2

      Bo Derek? That’s Drogo from Rocky

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 5 місяців тому +2

      @@quangpham6093 I think you both are right. It's the love child of Drago and Bo Derek.

  • @jimaoo
    @jimaoo 5 місяців тому +324

    In 100 years ppl be watching this and wonder wtf was that 😂😂😂

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 5 місяців тому +23

      Dude I'm watching it RIGHT NOW thinking what the fkk is this.

    • @M-dv1yj
      @M-dv1yj 5 місяців тому +9

      This video wins the internet today. Also too much internet today

    • @smithright
      @smithright 5 місяців тому

      #anthropoligicalartifact

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 4 місяці тому

      The peak of Civilization 🤌🏾🤌🏾✨

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 5 місяців тому +175

    Renato Laranja....the GOAT of BJJ!!

    • @MrRillaDutch
      @MrRillaDutch 5 місяців тому +3

      I screamed when I seen who it was in the middle Lmfso poooohaaa

  • @edwinbaez32
    @edwinbaez32 2 місяці тому +3

    I’m so glad I recently fell into the BJJ UA-cam rabbit hole recently and found this tournament and then these websisodes

  • @legacylee3017
    @legacylee3017 5 місяців тому +148

    Interviewer 10/10 all of the extra letters added to words had me dying.

    • @dradamov
      @dradamov 5 місяців тому +9

      fuckin same xDDD and the accent was such a force multiplier, I just can't xD

    • @jackberdine
      @jackberdine 5 місяців тому

      ​@@dradamovehhhcreigijonesy

    • @TheRealAT
      @TheRealAT 5 місяців тому +1

      He’s just Brazilian dude

    • @AlabamaLinemanFarmer
      @AlabamaLinemanFarmer 5 місяців тому +3

      Renato Laranja
      Mr 27x
      Put some hespect on his nameee

  • @chris_bjj123
    @chris_bjj123 5 місяців тому +93

    My new favorite part of this video is the fact that youtube is now suggesting old Renato videos that I haven't watched in years.

  • @Handlethisbig
    @Handlethisbig 5 місяців тому +83

    This just cured my depression. High level comedy, all three of em are very well drilled

    • @wombwomp2983
      @wombwomp2983 5 місяців тому +4

      "🤢 Its an aquired chaste"

  • @MrPoliticalScientist
    @MrPoliticalScientist 5 місяців тому +18

    The eye twitch when he says "Joe Hogan" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rodrigomello5008
    @rodrigomello5008 5 місяців тому +68

    The Brazilian banter combined with the Australian was the greatest mix I’ve ever seen

  • @WaylonCarruthers
    @WaylonCarruthers 5 місяців тому +195

    "Your english is crystal clear" --- Man, I'm DEAD.

  • @AA-to3tv
    @AA-to3tv 5 місяців тому +62

    OMG, waking up to Renato Laranja, Gabi Garcia & Craig Jones the trio I never knew I needed in my life.

    • @Danny.1110
      @Danny.1110 5 місяців тому +1

      You mean Craigey Jonesy 😅

  • @joseavecillas7933
    @joseavecillas7933 4 місяці тому +3

    This is my 3rd time watching this. It is beyond funny and reveals the personalities of 3 people I now love. Gabi renato and Craig you guys are amazing ❤.

  • @Firstname_Surname
    @Firstname_Surname 5 місяців тому +230

    5:03 "You think you was delivered by the stoHk???" I'm dead

    • @TedBundy1989
      @TedBundy1989 5 місяців тому +1

      Literally read this comment as he said this

    • @eddie4249
      @eddie4249 5 місяців тому

      @@TedBundy1989 What does this mean??

    • @TedBundy1989
      @TedBundy1989 5 місяців тому

      @@eddie4249 like what I said or the original comment ?

    • @RealManBearPig
      @RealManBearPig 5 місяців тому

      ​@@TedBundy1989he was asking for the meaning of life.

    • @TedBundy1989
      @TedBundy1989 5 місяців тому

      @@RealManBearPig it's like 42 or something

  • @neoneo4221
    @neoneo4221 5 місяців тому +59

    Please, please, please have Renato do more. Please.

  • @eliasjak
    @eliasjak 5 місяців тому +50

    To get Renato laranja to be the interviewer is gold props to who ever thought about it

    • @And1_Dirk
      @And1_Dirk 5 місяців тому +3

      Probably Craig, honestly. It’s funny watching Craig crack up at what he says 😂

  • @khayalethubhengu4747
    @khayalethubhengu4747 5 місяців тому +6

    Only 5 minutes in and I feel like I need to pause and roll a spliff to truly enjoy this gold

  • @MmmmPancake
    @MmmmPancake 5 місяців тому +89

    This truly might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on UA-cam. I dont even train bjj.

    • @Mert-pd2ht
      @Mert-pd2ht 5 місяців тому

      Welcome to the heeva brother

  • @camcantrun
    @camcantrun 5 місяців тому +83

    Gabi being confused when Craig said "I've taken down a few Sheila's"
    Beautiful.

    • @jessemijo6664
      @jessemijo6664 Місяць тому

      What does that mean big girls?🤔

  • @Rob-i5p
    @Rob-i5p 5 місяців тому +51

    Renato taught a seminar and was a guest announcer in an invite only competition I was in. He’s the funniest dude I’ve ever been around this interview solidifies that fact