"I spent this much money on a CARNIVAL" The funniest part about this line is that newer viewers would have literally no idea that this is 100% the truth
@@elliecressy6033 Jerma hosted a robotic carnival where twitch chat controls various machines for carnival games. The stream costed 40k dollars to produce
"Let's put this on scream. That's just-- that's-- that's jus-- that is--- juh-- that is an image of my sister. That is *actually* an-- that's an image of my sister. My direct sibling. My-my-my sib-- my-- my sis-- my sister. That's a literal, *exact* image of her." My favorite part of Jerma's speech pattern is that it has to rev up like an old pick-up trying to tow a mobile-home up a hill. But once it crests the top and starts picking up speed down that slope, well, there's no one that can stop it. Including Jerma.
I forget sometimes that Jerma didn’t come from like a fuckin test tube or from outer space and actually has family and relatives so whenever he’s like “that looks just like my sister” I’m always taken aback
I had a dream where Jerma was doing a bit about a guy who's trying to do a voice demo but he's really unprofessional about it. First, the guy's doing it in with his phone camera. He propped the phone up with something on his dining room table. The selfie camera is angled up at him. He keeps making excuses for not doing the voice yet. The whole time he's shifting from foot to foot or taking single steps in any direction and standing awkwardly. Eventually he starts eating Chips Ahoy, and so then he complains of a dry throat. He drinks a little water, then eats another cookie. He starts to do the Weird Voice for a third of a second and then starts choking on the cookie bits. +2
In order to pay off his fictional debt Jerma has resorted to personalised streams inside his audience’s subconscious. He has not yet realised that this is both immoral and illegal. Or he just doesn’t care.
I had a dream where jerma arrived at my house uninvited and like he was eating peanut grittle with his hands on my white new couch. He just like started wiping his hands on everything and like made weird jerma noises when he did. He then started complaining about how dirty my house was and just acted like it was always like that. He picked up my ps4 and tv and just fucking ruined everything with greasy peanut oil. His mother arrived and just started apologizing profusely, saying "he's just like this sometimes i'm so sorry" The last thing i saw was a first person perspective of jerma going to wipe the peanut oil off his hands using my face then i woke up. What a weird fucking dream.
22:38 "Now you've unleashed it," Jeremy said with a growl as he ripped off his headphones, and the streamer proceeded to speed click so aggressively that his cursor wandered off sending him back to the Google search engine
Imagine if Jerma spent a ton of his sub money playing on the stock market and he actually became filthy loaded, and he's currently just pretending to be an average Andy
@@Tulip_bip the best streams are these where he's not gaming. I love his game streams too, don't get me wrong. Certain games get him in this same mode too though. When he plays stuff like that power washing game, leaf blowing game etc. He just goes into his stream of consciousness mode which is just way too enjoyable. It's almost criminal.
@unfairlight yeah I’d like to watch jeremy play all the mgs games (at least 1-3). To see him do the button mashing section and fistfight with Ocelot in mgs4 would be funny too.
"Shut him down.... Quick!" I lost it, imagine the FBI cuts his stream right there and makes a tweet saying "haha sorry guys, hit my pc off with my foot again"
Finally, a video for all the Jermites who claim they'd watch Jerma play anything. Next time he'll stream in an empty room, splatter some paint on the wall, and stream him watching it dry.
If he becomes out of breath from clicking 65 times for 5 seconds I can’t imagine what walking to the local convenience store is like for him. I hope he gets better soon 😓
i always get excited when i see facecam, mostly cause it means that at some point he'll do something embarrassing enough to make him consider turning it off
Every single part of his reactions to the 64 music was so psychotic and abnormal. This man cannot even listen to music without activating his funny sounds mode
It actually terrified me whenever he perfectly imitated the cucko clucking noise from the original 3D Zelda games. I actually thought I was in Kakariko doing the chicken mission
INSANE boomer stays in perfect molecular stasis for over THREE hours, viewerbase increases EXPONENTIALLY to over half of the population of the U.S.A before streamer SHEDS HIS SKIN to reveal his true form as an interdimensional extraterrestrial entity
During the speed clicking portion I was reminded of that guy who lied about his Dragster world record on Atari. Every time someone tried to get him to replicate the world record he would fail and blame the controller.
People earn this sort of money then think "why am I still unhappy? I guess I'm not earning enough money" when they haven't gotten a good sloppy in years
no you don't understand bezos literally does hundreds of billions of times more work than his minimum wage employees every minute, he deserves every cent of it
That point he made about being in the background of other people's pictures is something I saw on facebook maybe 12 years ago and still think about it probably 3-4 times a week
This man dropped ~$40,000 on a robot carnival. Imagine anyone else doing that. "Honey, I just looked at our savings and we lost like an entire year's salary! What happened?" "Uh... it's complicated."
Has jerma played or talked about playing Mother 3? Seems like a pretty niche title to be playing the soundtrack for if he hasn’t played it, would love it if he has though
jerma beamed a thought into my head one day and it was like, a weird dystopian world where the only thing you can watch is the news or his streams. i dont like it when he invades my sub-conscience
"I spent this much money on a CARNIVAL"
The funniest part about this line is that newer viewers would have literally no idea that this is 100% the truth
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
HOLY SHIT
can you explain? Im new :/
@@elliecressy6033 Jerma hosted a robotic carnival where twitch chat controls various machines for carnival games. The stream costed 40k dollars to produce
@@elliecressy6033 ua-cam.com/video/OoVXE8Q0BEk/v-deo.html
@@elliecressy6033carbohydrateshe
"Let's put this on scream. That's just-- that's-- that's jus-- that is--- juh-- that is an image of my sister. That is *actually* an-- that's an image of my sister. My direct sibling. My-my-my sib-- my-- my sis-- my sister. That's a literal, *exact* image of her."
My favorite part of Jerma's speech pattern is that it has to rev up like an old pick-up trying to tow a mobile-home up a hill. But once it crests the top and starts picking up speed down that slope, well, there's no one that can stop it. Including Jerma.
Wha-ugh-ah whu-th-there's no secrets over here?
@@BudBonkerson ster was right. try clipping any stream and you will see how hard it is to make a soundboard out of jerma
Wow, what an apt metaphor.
you put it into words
Ya know d-don’t say, sw-swears
I forget sometimes that Jerma didn’t come from like a fuckin test tube or from outer space and actually has family and relatives so whenever he’s like “that looks just like my sister” I’m always taken aback
Dude she looks just like him because they DID come from test tubes.
It’s more like a adoptive sister since he crash landed on this planet after his home planet got blown up
Same for me with Vinny, I forget that he isn't just a disembodied voice who records ducks.
Aliens have Sisters... I'm sure.
That's actually one of the other 984 clones
"He's not even playing the game. He's just stealing viewers and showing private photos."
Lmao
i rewatched that part so many times, it made me lose it
Mr Green is his true self, Jeremy is the character.
a trace of the true self exists in the false self
Jeremy Elbertson is Mister Green in sleep mode
"I am Thou, Thou Art AA EE OO"
@@spacedog12345 " _Audio Jungle_ "
Something something Bruce Wayne is actually the farce something something
INSANE twitch streamer solves economic crisis, STILL can't pay off his debt
He leads others to a treasure he cannot possess
@@madmanmax120 the treasure I want is catboy jerma stream
It's illegal to destroy government currency. Time to report Jerma to the Feds.
jerma debt: 36 quintillion dollars
Ironic. He could save others from debt, but not himself.
CRAZED streamer finds way to RESTART global economy by UNPLUGGING it and PLUGGING it back IN.
This is my favorite one
I had a dream where Jerma was doing a bit about a guy who's trying to do a voice demo but he's really unprofessional about it. First, the guy's doing it in with his phone camera. He propped the phone up with something on his dining room table. The selfie camera is angled up at him. He keeps making excuses for not doing the voice yet. The whole time he's shifting from foot to foot or taking single steps in any direction and standing awkwardly. Eventually he starts eating Chips Ahoy, and so then he complains of a dry throat. He drinks a little water, then eats another cookie. He starts to do the Weird Voice for a third of a second and then starts choking on the cookie bits. +2
This sounds like a I Think You Should Leave sketch
In order to pay off his fictional debt Jerma has resorted to personalised streams inside his audience’s subconscious. He has not yet realised that this is both immoral and illegal. Or he just doesn’t care.
I think u connected to his dreams like in spongebob
u were just having visions of jerma’s near future
he's gonna do this on stream and you'll be hailed as the prophet
Jeremy Elbertson 2024: "We're going to delete the money"
That's basically how modern monetary theory works, no less.
Jerma IS the Great Reset
Jerma just completely boiled down modern economic theory into one quote
Enraged viewer watches child sized streamer count paper clips whilst monstrously eating baked lays potato chips.
we getting into pov now?
Baked, not fried!
He’s making it PERSONAL
@@jeremytitus9519 PSYCHOTIC UA-cam commentator makes random online video PERSONAL
@@snkybrki NARCISSIST makes UA-cam reply about PERSONAL drama involving known MEGALOMANIAC Jerma985 😳
"Want me to give you the Handsome look?"
*Turns into a squirrel*
"I can click faster than 99.8% of all humans that ever lived. Even the cavemans."
LMFAO I bust out laughing at that
This game looks like Cookie Clicker for sociopaths.
Cute dog
@@ceilingfan3589 what da dog doin?
mmm dog
It's way more fun than cookie clicker, after the first phase things start getting real interesting
Perfect game for Jerma
I like how his facade of not caring about the other guy’s stream instantly collapsed when his clicking speed was challenged
I had a dream where jerma arrived at my house uninvited and like he was eating peanut grittle with his hands on my white new couch. He just like started wiping his hands on everything and like made weird jerma noises when he did.
He then started complaining about how dirty my house was and just acted like it was always like that. He picked up my ps4 and tv and just fucking ruined everything with greasy peanut oil. His mother arrived and just started apologizing profusely, saying "he's just like this sometimes i'm so sorry"
The last thing i saw was a first person perspective of jerma going to wipe the peanut oil off his hands using my face then i woke up.
What a weird fucking dream.
Wet nightmare
Are you sure it's a dream or a repressed memory?
It was real
That's some brittle grittle
That’s just last weeks stream
I love how 90% of this video has absolutely nothing to do with the game he’s playing
Because if it was it'd be the most boring thing on earth
"Game"
This comment can go on literally any Jerma video
I am literally confused every time he talks during this video and i love it.
Thats when you know it's a good Jerma stream
2:38 litteraly just called out half of chat. lmao
22:38 "Now you've unleashed it," Jeremy said with a growl as he ripped off his headphones, and the streamer proceeded to speed click so aggressively that his cursor wandered off sending him back to the Google search engine
The way you wrote this sounds like the beginning of a fanfiction
I could legitimately hear the N64 sound effects in my head during Bob-omb battlefield and Kakariko village
“Uhhhh, bro, Karakiko village is only in breath of the wild.”
- some dude who didn’t play the other Zelda games
@@rampageblizzard Do people actually say that and if so who are they and where do they live
female jerma looks like someone who’d name her kid aeshleigh
read the name as jerma's sneeze
@Kittens GWT THERE ARE SO MANY EYES
@Kittens GWT or any name with entirely too many aas, ees, and oos
thats like ashley but said by an irish woman
@Kittens GWT my eyes had a kidney stone trying to read this thnx
I don't understand how Jerma can look like he's 20 sometimes and then 50 other times
Because he is a shape shifter that came from another planet
He’s actually actually crazy, it’s not a meme
New here?
and we're just figments of his slowly deteriorating mind
Arent we all my dude??
@Bas Mansfelt Live your best life!
it's called adhd babe :)
the entire joke about shredding money to stop inflation is literally how our economy works here in japan
make more mone by lose more mone
What??? Who's money is getting shredded??
@@Joseph-C mine
Okay Davido-san
@@willprice9074 it not our currency just have different values because of history
I like how as soon as he can gamble he puts everything into it, as if he already isn't in enough debt
yea
@@adamyessdvx1111erm wheat the freak , adamyws the ksm charter ermmm sound volblox whatttt
Imagine if Jerma spent a ton of his sub money playing on the stock market and he actually became filthy loaded, and he's currently just pretending to be an average Andy
He'd immediately lose all of it and do an IRL stream of his day job at mcdonalds
He does this but on cr*pto 🤮
He’s rich with or without the stock market 💀
He can Pay off the debt, but chooses not to
there’s something so malevolent about “what do you do with, like, a million dollars a minute?” while the Pigmask theme plays
this HUMANITARIAN streamer ENDS all wars
he is literally... streaming something so benign and empty but somehow makes it so so so entertaining
Jerma really should do a lot less videogame streams, because he can say whatever he wants instead of waiting for smth to happen in the game
@@Tulip_bip the best streams are these where he's not gaming. I love his game streams too, don't get me wrong. Certain games get him in this same mode too though. When he plays stuff like that power washing game, leaf blowing game etc. He just goes into his stream of consciousness mode which is just way too enjoyable. It's almost criminal.
he could stream watching paint dry for 4 hrs straight and i'd still be entertained
"jerma is the kinda guy who can make NOTHING funny" - Ster
@@TheIronDefender
Viewers might require therapy after that stream, though.
Based on his mouse clicking speed, I want to see Jerma resist Ocelot’s torture in mgs1
Ocelot would think it's Autofire at these speeds
_Snake is _*_invincible_*
@unfairlight yeah I’d like to watch jeremy play all the mgs games (at least 1-3). To see him do the button mashing section and fistfight with Ocelot in mgs4 would be funny too.
Man i really just want jerma to watch paint dry
I'm with you
Probably be one of his best streams too
*"Paint drying blind reaction! [Professional clown reacts part 17] YO THIS IS CRAZY, NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL!"*
Chat says: "you look ugly"
Jerma hears: "do a sexy pose"
Jerma is a lifeline character
"Shut him down.... Quick!"
I lost it, imagine the FBI cuts his stream right there and makes a tweet saying "haha sorry guys, hit my pc off with my foot again"
we would know it was fake, he NEVER tweets
Finally, a video for all the Jermites who claim they'd watch Jerma play anything. Next time he'll stream in an empty room, splatter some paint on the wall, and stream him watching it dry.
wasn't that a thing already?
PointCrow already watched paint dry last year, and he watched grass grow this year
Watch the whole paperclip and signal simulator vods
@@Slay1337pl RTgame did that a while back
Oh, you mean his SuchArt stream?
that cuckoo noise was WAY too fucking perfect
Jerma can make a piece of wood on the ground entertaining, for like 4 hours
wood stream
It would take him 6 hours before he decides to light it and it won't even light properly and he'll turn it into a bit
If he becomes out of breath from clicking 65 times for 5 seconds I can’t imagine what walking to the local convenience store is like for him. I hope he gets better soon 😓
He just pours cheetos and coffee into his gullet to give him enough energy to buy more cheetos and coffee
Those impressions of n64 sound effects were so absolutely perfect that it's not even funny
This streamer sure doesn't sound like a psychopath.
Type "LoL no" if hes making you type that at gunpoint.
Yeah, a sociopath.
No I swear he's definitely a good person you should trust, why would you think he's forcing me to write this haha 😅
Jerma violently trying to prove his clicking speed really cracked me up
It is so strange to be reminded that Jerma has siblings and wasn't created in a lab.
i always get excited when i see facecam, mostly cause it means that at some point he'll do something embarrassing enough to make him consider turning it off
Man this was a cool scream.
Ah yes, Jerma985 the world's most innovative screamer.
Every single part of his reactions to the 64 music was so psychotic and abnormal. This man cannot even listen to music without activating his funny sounds mode
The title seems like a news article I will see sometime in my life
I fear the day a fanmade Jerma clickbait title becomes real
Ironic that a stream in which Jerma plays Copyright music and accumulates paper clips overtime was one of his most legendary streams.
This is not a beginner level jerma stream
It's come full circle. Now even the video names are mock news story titles.
The SCORCHING secondhand embarrasment from jerma at like 5:30 is such a core jerma viewing emotion
If you slow the video down to 0.25 and start at 23:48 you can see he does hit 69 with a score of 13.8CPS
that's a NEW WORLD RECORD - almost!
he got robbed
by deathadder
2:39 - That was the most perfect rendition of Jermas chat.
Agreed
How is there already a dislike on this wonderful man's video
It’s the guy eating chips shouting about how much the paper clip game sucks.
It's 0 dislikes what are you on about
somebody is absolutely zonked probably
Same people who hate watch Howard Stern
it’s nintendo disliking because of the music
I will always be awed by the sheer variety of noises this man can make
It actually terrified me whenever he perfectly imitated the cucko clucking noise from the original 3D Zelda games. I actually thought I was in Kakariko doing the chicken mission
My video paused and I thought jerma was doing a bit where he stays perfectly still
INSANE boomer stays in perfect molecular stasis for over THREE hours, viewerbase increases EXPONENTIALLY to over half of the population of the U.S.A before streamer SHEDS HIS SKIN to reveal his true form as an interdimensional extraterrestrial entity
Jerma is handsome but I know what he’s done, so I can’t look at him without seeing one of his sins.
i’m so glad to hear how well mother 3 accompanies this stream in the background
ZOOTED streamer has several of his inner voices fight over control of his body LIVE
You could have left the title without *shits pants* but you didn't, you didn't
During the speed clicking portion I was reminded of that guy who lied about his Dragster world record on Atari. Every time someone tried to get him to replicate the world record he would fail and blame the controller.
"Wait I can place STOCKS?"
Instantly begins gambling
Somebody already commented this in different words, but only jerma could make this stream entertaining
When Jerma starts playing the Mother 3 ost, it makes me want to zum...
it makes me want to cry :(
I zummed so hard I cried
I have an auto clicker that's so fast that I can't even test it cause it legitimately crashes every test website.
I just skipped through this to see what game he played this time and oh boy is this a classic jerma episode.
Can’t believe this INSANE streamer did this
@Brokkr I have ABSOLUTELY ZONKED click speed
EVIL streamer SHITS HIMSELF live, and ZONKS OFF during the stream!!!
Screamer*
This was my first Jerma vod insane
I wish links were back, Jerma reacting to them is the best and got us some of the best clips
Bro the photo bit had me in tears
I randomly get the urge to rewatch this stream and play the game, and then a couple hours later this appears in my subscription box. wtf
2:38 POV you eating a full sleeve of Oreos hours before vomiting on your mom's bed
Jerma one of the few streamers (if not the only one) that can make an idle game playthrough entertaining.
MASTER FINGER streamer casually BREAKS CPS WORLD RECORD MULTIPLE TIMES
"Imagine making this much money", yeah, people do and it makes me really sad
:(
People earn this sort of money then think "why am I still unhappy? I guess I'm not earning enough money" when they haven't gotten a good sloppy in years
OMFG - when he moved his head quickly at 14:55, I got an ad where a wall exploded and it scared the everliving shit out of me.
I kinda wanna watch Mr. Green play an idle game now, after listening to Jerma scream more to raise public demand.
lol, just the silence and the quiet audible slap clip plays
the part about getting ur photo taken unintentionally really made my high ass think cause I live in NYC, i bet i'm on like 500 different facebooks rn
The Mother 3 music really enhanced this stream. Really thematically appropriate, too.
(The game kind of reminds me of Candy Box and Candy Box 2)
"what do you do with a million dollar a minute"
redistribute it
no you don't understand bezos literally does hundreds of billions of times more work than his minimum wage employees every minute, he deserves every cent of it
uploaded while streaming nice
Insane twitch streamer gets into click measuring contest with imaginary foe
The face when he backs out of the game oh my god
25:29
That point he made about being in the background of other people's pictures is something I saw on facebook maybe 12 years ago and still think about it probably 3-4 times a week
The mother 3 music in the background makes this feel like even more of a fever dream
How he acts when he is playing N64 music at the beginning of absolutely the most ADD thing I've seen
The Mother 3 music in the background made this even funnier
1:31 that's the most unhinged mario scream i've ever heard
My man just played knockoff cookie clicker on stream i love him so much
1:44 that was so good I got real nostalgia
So it’s another Tuesday for jerma
It's worth playing this game yourself to see the ending
“Somebody just called me ugly... you think so? x4 I don’t think so, let me give you my happy look.”
I started crying from laughter
This man dropped ~$40,000 on a robot carnival. Imagine anyone else doing that.
"Honey, I just looked at our savings and we lost like an entire year's salary! What happened?"
"Uh... it's complicated."
This video made me feel like my brain wasn't working
Has jerma played or talked about playing Mother 3?
Seems like a pretty niche title to be playing the soundtrack for if he hasn’t played it, would love it if he has though
I love this stream so much
jerma beamed a thought into my head one day and it was like, a weird dystopian world where the only thing you can watch is the news or his streams. i dont like it when he invades my sub-conscience
Jerma is seriously a master of making sound effects with his mouth
stuff like this makes me miss going to jerma streams live then i go and im like oh. never mind.
jerma should play some games on stream, that would be fun