I didn’t realise it was looping I was gettting angry like GET TO THE BLOOY PUNCHLINE. It was only after I realised Haley had been saying the same thing the whole time 😅
If you go sit in your bed without choosing to sleep, and don't move around your health and stamina will both regenerate a little slower than the hot tub does
you can. you just have to select "no" when the game asks if you want to gi to sleep. if you don't move, your character will close their eyes and your energy will gradually. hope this helps. :)
I think the game operates on a scaling concept. Like....one pumpkin could represent one crate of pumpkins. That may contradict things like fetch quests, but consider the dialogue of Robin and Demetrius claiming to be 'so far out town', but it's only a few screens away. And then there's the concept of time moving way faster. It's not consistent, but there is scaling.
Irl. You owe the government $250,000 for that 2 bedroom shack your grandpa left you. Pay up or we take those two pumpkins, 10 seeds, and everything else you own.
Tbf Stardew money is like yens, cause everything costs a freaking ton lot, there is no way you are playing and am average of 50 for a single fucking seed, they don't even count those irl. And hell no, you are not playing 500 for a bus drive.
I mean, start living your real life like the game if the game is that fun 😅 I get up at 5 or 6 am every day, long as you're in bed by 10 it's still plenty of sleep, more than 8 hours of sleep it's giving you negative returns on investment. And I hope your just joking about only having enough energy to harvest one pumpkin, you may just be depressed 😅
The currency on makes no senses it’s a alternate currency not usd in a fantasy world where gold is very common you would have to adjust the currency not just change it to the cost in a real world currency.
That 1:00 PM was a personal attack How dare you
Yeah!
They underestimate my power to sleep in until 2:00 PM!!!
@@Windon09 Only 2pm?
@@ElBlade482 eh? You dare challenge me?
@Windon09 nah just wanted to say I sleep till like 4pm.
@@ElBlade482 *me deep into depression and having no responsibilities*
You guys see the sun?
Thanks Hailey, for giving the most realistic response of me inviting the town's most popular girl to a prom.
I looked at two girls and got that response. 😐
@@captainkirk265forgot them hoes!!
Same😄@@captainkirk265
Isn't Abigail the most popular?
Like the only people Haley talks to are her sister Emily and.. Alex..
@@meow-ss8rlno, she's also romantically interested in Sebastian I'm pretty sure.
I love that he lost his energy on a tool that doesn't use energy 🤣
“Nahhhh I don’t really feel like it” ahh action
Then you make a few millions by selling a Gold Bar.
But you would never get it because it's real life 😂
Except you'd never get it in the first place 😂
You can get it on the mine
@daviddiaz5815 good luck getting that deep with so little energy, a terrible weapon and that ladders would be way harder to find
More like a few thousand
It’s better than real life by default because at least the farmer has his own house, and a giant swath of land. 😭
Damn so true, no debts or loans to pay back either.
I didn’t realise it was looping I was gettting angry like GET TO THE BLOOY PUNCHLINE. It was only after I realised Haley had been saying the same thing the whole time 😅
I wouldnt even be able to get out of bed so much farther than i.😅
Honestly wish we could nap in single player
If you go sit in your bed without choosing to sleep, and don't move around your health and stamina will both regenerate a little slower than the hot tub does
you can. you just have to select "no" when the game asks if you want to gi to sleep. if you don't move, your character will close their eyes and your energy will gradually. hope this helps. :)
@@j.joubert6812 no, i just tried it. In single player it doesnt do that only multiplayer
Of course it works
@@madcrasy6841 i just tried it, it does not work... sat there for 10 minutes IRL and no change
Imagine adding a hunger and thirst meter
I would be dead by now
Man I felt that rejection
Yeah this is accurate.
Yeah but seeds would be like half a coin for 200 so profit is up
How'd you get a pumpkin on spring 9 year 1???
Either modded or they patched together two screens
Traveling merchant?
As a farmer, I wish so badly that it was like Stardew, my feet hurt and I have multiple sunburns instead.
Of course it's Haley
Me asking Haley out:her saying go jump in the level 100 mines pool
I think the game operates on a scaling concept.
Like....one pumpkin could represent one crate of pumpkins. That may contradict things like fetch quests, but consider the dialogue of Robin and Demetrius claiming to be 'so far out town', but it's only a few screens away. And then there's the concept of time moving way faster. It's not consistent, but there is scaling.
If it were like real life you'd get stronger by the day so i guess W
The 1PM is so true.
Mostly because it is currently 1PM and I have just woken up
I did the math and found out that 1g in-game is about 0.002125usd. That means that the pumpkin you sold was worth a mere 0.014875usd
Ew, no, all to real man!
Idk fam I think you're just weak.
Yes and ore selling would make You billions
The energy bar....as someone who is burnt out.... touché
That ew no was personal💀💀💀😭😭🙏🙏
This shi- hit’s too close to home.
I just woke up, it's 5.30 pm
I be saying stardew valley is a great game but realistically I’d be taking BREAKS with how much profit I’m making
Or when you pass out RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR BED 😡
Irl. You owe the government $250,000 for that 2 bedroom shack your grandpa left you. Pay up or we take those two pumpkins, 10 seeds, and everything else you own.
Grandpa waking up and tell his grandson.... where is my rent farmer?
Tbf Stardew money is like yens, cause everything costs a freaking ton lot, there is no way you are playing and am average of 50 for a single fucking seed, they don't even count those irl. And hell no, you are not playing 500 for a bus drive.
I mean, start living your real life like the game if the game is that fun 😅 I get up at 5 or 6 am every day, long as you're in bed by 10 it's still plenty of sleep, more than 8 hours of sleep it's giving you negative returns on investment. And I hope your just joking about only having enough energy to harvest one pumpkin, you may just be depressed 😅
The perfect loop finally I’ve found it
You destroyed the game and took the whimsy out of my life. I will not forgive you
Stardew Valley let you live out your fantasy of actually making money as a farmer
As far as I don't play this game i was waiting for him to become rich and she will say yes
It's on repeat wth😂
Literally woke up 12.30 today
I play stardew so I can escape my depressing life. there is no escape😭
The currency on makes no senses it’s a alternate currency not usd in a fantasy world where gold is very common you would have to adjust the currency not just change it to the cost in a real world currency.
Stardew valley EA edition
How do i farm bitcoin in stardew then LOL
Bruh how weak are you, scythes aren't that heavy
Leah best waifu after Robin
Well... Time to start a poppy planting
Nah she's my wife in stardew valley
“The worst she can say is no”
Haley:
“Ew..now”
-Haha thats fine! *cutely reloads my revolver*
NGL one does need to sleep in that much while increasing their fitness rapidly.
No Money, no sleep, no bitches.😂
I wish it was like real life cuz i have 62 mil
I found Mr. Qi in real life😂😂
ahrgg oof my heart.. broken
only inaccuracy is the scythe taking energy
It would in real life and that's what he is going for.
@@auggiebaw4580 ….i dont know how i didnt understand that 🤦♀️ you’re totally right
Read the title
is... i everything okay?
Who the heck getz up at 1pm?????
So trueee
This is hardcore mode on iron man
Only real stardew valley players can relate to this 🪦
ew no
Why sam...
"A day in the life of a small farmer"
Farmers waking up 1PM?
Impossible.
Bueh, lo de la energía no es tan así
Why pick haley? 🤮
Demaciado realista :v
Ah yes gping at bed right before 2 and waking up at 6 am fully energized! The dream
saw this at exactly 1:10pm what the HEYLLLLL
Be a winner then.
현실은 시궁창..
No taxes
Now make a Shadowheart braid cover 🔫
😂😂😂 so true
real
Kkkkkk
Ouch...
Bro...
Oh
🥲
The fuck you mean, this is unrealistically brutal.
Why you got to expose me like that just woke up and it 1:20
yeah pretty much that. and doing the shane at the bar from time to time
😂
👾
real
That "eww no" had me laughing to loud 😂
This is THE perfect loop
The last one was too real.
I feel attacked and depressed
Someone make this a mod lol
This is the most perfect loop I've ever seen in UA-cam shorts.
How the heck you get 7G from a pumpkin, what quality was that literal garbage?
To be fair, $7 for a pumpkin in the real world is pretty expensive
first????
I call bs using the scythe doesn't use any energy
Guys…I’m SUBsbING
Your stuff doesn't even sell because of the competitive market and consumer who only want comfort and food fast. Basically jojacoro wins