🦀Second of His Name Blisstake🦀| House of the Dragon Episode 3

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
  • pretend this came out two days ago
    whose idea was this whole weekly videos thing i've got a bone to pick with them
    i have a paypal: www.paypal.me/glidus
    i have a patreon: / glidus
    i have a twitter: / notglidus
    you have a discord server: / discord
    i have a second channel: / @glimbus
    i have a twitch: / gliduslive
    idk why my guy didn't bring his swanky helmet with him but i'm certainly not gonna bring it up to his (completely uncovered and also handsome) face
    Thank you to my highest-tier patrons, Aglahir, Aviator, Brennan, Candy Warhol, Danzer, Gmanthx, Hertog Appel, Hoverarm, Ingvald, Jobli, Joshie-Bear, Magnus, moremoths, Not Cool, Nick T., Nurse Ratchet, One Inch Walrus, Polly, Radbynature, Simcoe, Skaz, Stay78, STL Gooner, The Heirs of History, The Junior Mint, The Thrice Vexed, Ty Farnsworth, Waffl, WhiteWolf, Yenn, and Ondy. And my next-highest tier: Caple0205, HailTheOrange, kaiawi, Lailonniel-EleneiRose, niloo, steve, VampPlanet419.
    hopefully they won't all get falsely claimed and come out the day after the next episode!
    0:00 me when the video starts
    0:53 crab rave
    2:41 hungy
    4:37 play it again sam
    5:51 rode trip
    6:52 pug
    8:35 marry me tho
    10:20 i don't like being a princess :(
    11:36 poop
    12:39 WINE (i talk about themes)
    20:09 a boar
    20:47 doubt
    21:35 a stag
    22:01 a slightly more different stag
    22:37 succession
    25:05 marriage
    26:17 crisis
    27:27 battle
    31:18 me when the video ends
    masquerading as a man with a dragon
    my charade is the event of the... dragon
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  • @Glidus
    @Glidus  Рік тому +934

    hi i worked for 22 hours straight to get this video out in time and then it was taken down completely with a (false) copyright claim.
    i spent all day today encoding and uploading just to get a working version, and even now i'm not sure this will stay up.
    so if you see anyone being all like "OH FINALLY JEEZ WHAT TOOK SO LONG" please laugh at them.
    if you want to stay more closely informed on this kind of thing, you could follow me on twitter (@NotGlidus) or join the discord server ( discord.gg/glidus ) or sit in the bushes outside my house (don't)
    i probably don't need to say how heavily this kind of thing impacts the long-term performance of a video (reuploads tend to have sad, pathetic lives) so RIP this one. (edit: this video is doing so well?? weird.)
    thanks for watching, and thanks much to my patrons. the cumulative safety net they pledge means that this sort of thing doesn't ruin me.
    the channel has been growing at an unprecedented rate which is pretty neat you could say.
    let's just cross our fingers (or toes if that's more your thing) and hope that HBO is done trying to destroy videos that... praise their work. good going heebo.

    • @kingemilia_
      @kingemilia_ Рік тому +8

      i am watching your stream

    • @PrivateDncr86
      @PrivateDncr86 Рік тому +13

      I'll take the bushes outside your house, thanks 😊

    • @BD-cu2pg
      @BD-cu2pg Рік тому +22

      You deserve so much success Glidus
      I was so sad when I pressed on my notification in the morning and it told me the video was taken down.
      Glad to have it back.
      Always supporting you lord Glimbus

    • @potato4481
      @potato4481 Рік тому +2

      WHY ITS 2AM BRISBANE TIME

    • @brahimdiop5506
      @brahimdiop5506 Рік тому +6

      You said nothing about hiding in the bushes inside your house, you fool (I call dibs btw)

  • @_CrissoN
    @_CrissoN Рік тому +700

    Aegon grew up faster in one episode than Gilly's baby did on GOT

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +133

      Gilly's baby took 7 years to age 1 year, meanwhile Tommen aged 10 years in 1 year.

    • @viviandarkbloom1447
      @viviandarkbloom1447 Рік тому +46

      Slightly sad the quality of this show is so excellent we haven’t had any chance for a new installment of “How old is this baby” with Glidus’s top expert.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift Рік тому +4

      It’s a meta joke

    • @keiraprice3270
      @keiraprice3270 Рік тому +2

      @@viviandarkbloom1447 aging like wine

    • @JoeSnoe126
      @JoeSnoe126 Рік тому

      bless this comment

  • @simcoe4045
    @simcoe4045 Рік тому +639

    This glidus video is a great callback to last week when there also was a glidus video.

    • @typhonviserys8288
      @typhonviserys8288 Рік тому +45

      Could it be a set up for a Glidus video next week?

    • @Crocomum
      @Crocomum Рік тому +33

      HAVE YOU SEEN GLIDUS

    • @simcoe4045
      @simcoe4045 Рік тому +24

      @@typhonviserys8288 That would be brilliant foreshadowing.

    • @tokevarvaspolvi8999
      @tokevarvaspolvi8999 Рік тому +3

      @@typhonviserys8288 tinfoil

    • @typhonviserys8288
      @typhonviserys8288 Рік тому +1

      @@tokevarvaspolvi8999 I was afraid that that would be stretching it a bit.

  • @SupercutsDelight
    @SupercutsDelight Рік тому +162

    HBO be getting a little feisty with their copyright restrictions

    • @happycompy
      @happycompy Рік тому +11

      Supercuts Delight commenting on a Glidus vid? Finally the crossover we've been waiting for.

  • @martind5653
    @martind5653 Рік тому +236

    "I have a dragon, therefore, fuck you!"
    I wish I could solve my public relations like this.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Рік тому +16

      Maegor be like;
      Daemon be like;
      Daenerys be like;

  • @Triton-54
    @Triton-54 Рік тому +1028

    Missed opportunity to play “How old is this baby” Bring back Momma Glidus.

  • @hamzamahmood9565
    @hamzamahmood9565 Рік тому +424

    "The Gods have yet to make a Glidus that gets taken down by copyright strike, your grace."

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 Рік тому +979

    I have a genuine phobia of crabs. I have cried every time we've seen a crab on screen thus far. I have had to stop the episodes to take a walk. Daemon is my new hero for killing the CrabFeeder and I love him more than ever. Great video!

    • @JohnZannisPies
      @JohnZannisPies Рік тому +238

      🦀 boo

    • @EN_Z0
      @EN_Z0 Рік тому +3

      🦀NIGHTMARE🦀NIGHTMARE🦀NIGHTMARE🦀

    • @EuropeanGameClub
      @EuropeanGameClub Рік тому +196

      @@JohnZannisPies stop, you're scaring him!

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits Рік тому +120

      meme culture must be a nightmare for you after crabrave

    • @itslander7779
      @itslander7779 Рік тому +35

      Grabs are just sea spiders that walk sideways...scary

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Рік тому +402

    Daemon nearly beating the messenger to death because he didn’t want Viserys’ help in taking the Stepstones and felt he’d be robbed of the honour of doing it himself is the most “little brother” thing that has ever been put on screen. 🤣
    And more than that, the characterisation of him in that sequence was fantastic as it was all done without a single word; you get that he is ruthless, passionate, bold, reckless, bloodthirsty and above all determined to prove himself just from his actions alone. It’s brilliant character writing, even if he did go into that battle wearing his strongest plot armour lol, but I’m willing to let that slide.

    • @Adam_okaay
      @Adam_okaay Рік тому +4

      I think it was a little more than "nearly."

    • @CommanderLongJohn
      @CommanderLongJohn Рік тому +11

      Still pretty dumb how they deviated from the book, in the sense Viserys was literally backing Daemon's war from Day One with gold 👀

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 Рік тому +7

      I'm not letting it slide! It took me out of the episode so hard

    • @ianhoolihan2396
      @ianhoolihan2396 Рік тому +2

      Don't let it slide:⁠-⁠[

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose Рік тому

      Did they forget his dark eye in this scene? I could have sworn his eye was green from both sides of his face 🤔

  • @TheRoark
    @TheRoark Рік тому +1052

    Most disappointing thing about the episode: no “Making the 8” conversation. Was this even a hunt??

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 Рік тому +133

      Those were the Dayyyzz

    • @joecarom391
      @joecarom391 Рік тому +8

      What is a "Making the 8" conversation O.O

    • @objectivelyacat3873
      @objectivelyacat3873 Рік тому +151

      It's almost as disappointing as the king not being too fat for his armor. Sheesh no respect for tradition.

    • @abbyehrenstein2550
      @abbyehrenstein2550 Рік тому +1

      Was that where you have sex with a girl from each of the kingdoms?

    • @luckierloser
      @luckierloser Рік тому +44

      @@joecarom391 how dare

  • @SpiderEmblem
    @SpiderEmblem Рік тому +107

    Paddy Considine’s performance this episode actually moved me to tears. The way he talks about his grief, his loss and the doubt in his dream, and by extension, himself, was heartbreaking.
    This episode is fantastic and probably my favorite so far.

  • @wordssaiddesperately
    @wordssaiddesperately Рік тому +575

    So glad to see this back up! Can’t keep Lord Glimbo down!

    • @LachNetSoDumm
      @LachNetSoDumm Рік тому +19

      i was so sad when i clicked the upload and it was already claimed

    • @stephaniec9539
      @stephaniec9539 Рік тому +7

      I was watching it and accidently swiped it away and I couldn't find it again .
      Glad it's back now

    • @somegenerichandle
      @somegenerichandle Рік тому +3

      Yeah me too. I was confused.

  • @quanyintv
    @quanyintv Рік тому +127

    I love the eastern style hats on the crab feeders men. Showing they're not from Westeros but further east. Costuming has been great for storytelling here.

    • @BlueSkullFish
      @BlueSkullFish Рік тому +1

      Lol since when do guys form the free cities look like that? And they’re all In coordinated outfits? No Tyroshi or Lyscene or Myrrish to be seen, just vague “eastern” looking guys. Terrible costume design if you ask me

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 Рік тому +1

      @@BlueSkullFish it's a random hat the crab feeder stole like the rest of his armour.

    • @pastlife960
      @pastlife960 11 місяців тому +2

      @@BlueSkullFishAnd what, in your opinion, should pirates from the Free Cities look like?

    • @marksaunders3723
      @marksaunders3723 5 місяців тому +1

      @@BlueSkullFish Okay, since your the fucking expert, what exactly should their costumes look like, champ?

  • @cubablue602
    @cubablue602 Рік тому +92

    The little half smile that Viserys uses to dismiss Jason Lannister was absolute fc*king GOLD. Just give Paddy the Emmy.

  • @Archway-9
    @Archway-9 Рік тому +144

    Love the progressively more wrong names for Criston, Kyle actually made me laugh out loud

  • @ikesweitzer9815
    @ikesweitzer9815 Рік тому +69

    "Did you hear that, Gael?"
    "Oh no, probably not"😂😂😂

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Рік тому +7

      Bro, that SENT me, I can't believe he actually said that. 🤣

  • @InterestingNerdClub
    @InterestingNerdClub Рік тому +272

    I'd like to formally request that we make "Play it again" from the Godswood scene a meme format.
    "Play it again"
    "Is my princess quite sure she wouldn't like to hear something else?"
    "She would not. Play it again."
    *cracks knuckles*
    "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and hurt you."

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 9 місяців тому +3

      Ne’er shall I surrender o’theeeeee…

  • @Kiki-ps8lu
    @Kiki-ps8lu Рік тому +50

    31:10 patiently waiting for "The Rogue Prince" in every episode, always gets me haha

  • @sarwatarannya8786
    @sarwatarannya8786 Рік тому +207

    A lot of people don't actually know that the narrow sea is made almost completely of amnesia water. This is the reason the crabfeeder kind of forgot that you don't need to send the whole ass army to kill one dude.
    Aside from that, phenomenal episode, looking forward to the 4th bliss take

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +5

      Daemon might be the exception to that...

    • @rinne-8810
      @rinne-8810 Рік тому +26

      @@Aredel I mean sure but they still handled that really poorly. If it's that easy to win they shouldn't have spent years here. What I don't get is why couldnt the dragons keep them in the caves till they run out of resources and food.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +31

      @@rinne-8810 because those caves would be stockpiled with rations and supplies for exactly this kind of scenario. And as we literally just saw in the opening scene, the riders are still vulnerable to being showered with arrows. A rider dying could very well see the dragon leave or lose control.

    • @rinne-8810
      @rinne-8810 Рік тому +8

      @@Aredel I mean sure? But the dragons can also keep them in there for just a day. You do that, swarm the whole place with soldiers taking the best positions to kill anyone coming out of those caves and there's pretty much nothing the opposition can do.

    • @domskillet5744
      @domskillet5744 Рік тому +3

      True, they should've had a significant portion of Crabfeeder's army destroyed instead of all of it, and added 1 more fight scene with a full-on assault inside the caves. They could've done a lot of creative stuff like booby traps or an ambush in the caves. Definitely a missed opportunity and as a result this conclusion felt a bit rushed

  • @annaventuree
    @annaventuree Рік тому +9

    6:01 not Viserys being the one to start Aegon on his downward spiral by giving him wine at 3 years old

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  Рік тому +11

      he just wants a little sippy

    • @starlight0313
      @starlight0313 11 місяців тому

      Headcanon that Aegon lost his virginity at 5

    • @sapphirefire291
      @sapphirefire291 Місяць тому

      @@starlight0313 oh...

  • @Goranos92
    @Goranos92 Рік тому +101

    Hopefully this offsets the lost cpm due to re-upload a bit. Keep up the great work. you're very entertaining!

  • @melvindickweed7891
    @melvindickweed7891 Рік тому +34

    'You're standing on my neck'
    -Rhaenyra in the wheelhouse and also that guy that got stomped by Ceraxes

  • @QuinnTheGM
    @QuinnTheGM Рік тому +66

    I definitely think there's something to Ser Criston being present for the White Hart as well. One could call that Hart a Kingmaker, of sorts? Maybe that's where he feels he derives the right to crown he who is the Second of His Name.

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 Рік тому +10

      I'm thinking the white stag has something to do with Rhaenys, since she is half Baratheon and has white Targaryen hair
      Maybe there'll be a situation where Criston tries to kill Rhaenys for some reason (Velaryon rebellion?) And Rhaenyea stops him

    • @QuinnTheGM
      @QuinnTheGM Рік тому +4

      @@adamcummings20 That's a GREAT call, I hadn't considered that at all. Frankly I forgot she was a Baratheon in the show, not having the black hair. The actress is doing a great job though!

  • @DaysieRose
    @DaysieRose Рік тому +54

    I love the new Velaryon sea horse. Mostly because at first glance it looks like a goat fish and I can be all like "ooh shit, here comes House Capricorn"

  • @kreestuh4367
    @kreestuh4367 Рік тому +52

    Seasmoke picking people up and dropping them is a detail from the Return of the King movie, with the Nazgul/fell beasts. Neat little homage, I recognized the shot immediately. :)

  • @EricsHobbyWorkshop
    @EricsHobbyWorkshop Рік тому +49

    You are crushing it Glidus, really enjoying this blisstake series

  • @someromaboo
    @someromaboo Рік тому +74

    Welp learned my lesson, watching it immediately.

  • @peculiarpangolin4638
    @peculiarpangolin4638 Рік тому +26

    Okay, my defense of the "before the Targaryens took over" line regarding the hart is that he isn't saying that the deer itself was necessarily significant to the ruling faction, but stating that these days it's the Dragon that's the premier symbol of royalty, emphasizing the massive impact that the arrival of dragons and those who bonded with them left a deeply engrained mark on Westeros to the point where centuries of tradition are so easily forgotten (also to appease the Targs and make them feel special). So yeah, sorry about rambling, but I actually quite like that line and the implications that it has, at least in my interpretation!

    • @poenpotzu2865
      @poenpotzu2865 Рік тому +4

      Also this implies the hart of the Baratheon is an icon that may come from the First Men, sort of like how the Andals appropriated first men symbols, which later Targaryens would change the royal icons

  • @keyamazed1038
    @keyamazed1038 Рік тому +134

    Looking forward to the episode 4 Blisstake. The episode that finally feels like Game of Thrones to me, rather than a standard (yet high quality) fantasy series. Daemon's suicide run this episode was siiiick though. Easily my favorite character so far. I can't get enough of his swagger walk.

    • @UselessFeature
      @UselessFeature Рік тому +10

      Episode 4 was absolutely amazing and the best episode so far imo

    • @cmool
      @cmool Рік тому

      oh shit spoiler 😢

    • @nicklpantis
      @nicklpantis Рік тому +2

      @@cmool what was the spoiler? the suicide walk comment was about episode 3 btw incase u didn't notice

    • @Alpha1200
      @Alpha1200 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, episode 4 was the best episode so far, imo.

    • @domskillet5744
      @domskillet5744 Рік тому +5

      Idk I felt the sex scenes were drawn out way too long lol. Like we got the point after a minute or 2 but they stretched it for like 1/4 of the episode lmao

  • @Michelle-kh5du
    @Michelle-kh5du Рік тому +6

    When Glidus said “I think I’m in love… with Caraxes” -- I felt that

  • @mrhello7611
    @mrhello7611 Рік тому +53

    I would like to recommend either "Holding Out For A Hero" or "I Will Survive" for Glombus song intro

    • @Remember1453AD
      @Remember1453AD Рік тому

      Or knowing this show and Matt Daemon the have sex song

    • @brennanbarnes7628
      @brennanbarnes7628 Рік тому

      Dragon Attack by Queen's a nice option as well

    • @mrhello7611
      @mrhello7611 Рік тому +5

      @@brennanbarnes7628 Anything by Queen's an excellent option, actually

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +1

      @@mrhello7611 Anything made before Freddie died, that is.

    • @TheUmart
      @TheUmart Рік тому

      Glimbli

  • @tamatebako_yt
    @tamatebako_yt Рік тому +71

    "And to complete the teenage girl experience she's being eyed off by a man twice her age sorry if that's too real."
    Chapeau, Glidus.

  • @AllTheArtsy
    @AllTheArtsy Рік тому +105

    I would love to see a lone, fully-armoured knight with just a sword try and run down and kill a deer. Let's see how that turns out 😅😅😅

    • @blingsing5383
      @blingsing5383 Рік тому +27

      I had the same thought like how the hell did he think that would go

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Рік тому +16

      Kingsguard cloaks give +10 to running speed so he’d have been fine

    • @AllTheArtsy
      @AllTheArtsy Рік тому +27

      @@blingsing5383 i get so annoyed with these "she let it go" or "she didn't kill the white hart" takes, because no she did not let it go, there was absolutely no way for her and one knight to kill that animal even if they wanted. hunting parties are numerous with hunting dogs, hawks/falcons, and bows and spears are the most used weapons for a reason -- deer need to be run down by dogs until they turn to try to defend themselves. Cristin Cole could take one single step and that deer would already be gone

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 Рік тому

      The intent wasn't for him to chase it down. Full grown stag are dangerous. That motherfucker is as big as a horse and those antlers could tear a person to bits. She told him to put the sword away because she could tell it wasn't aggressive. It was a moment of peaceful coexistence.

    • @kikima258
      @kikima258 Рік тому +11

      Exactly people acting as if they actualy had a chance against that deer is funny

  • @troygarcia6674
    @troygarcia6674 Рік тому +21

    I am once again recommending "Heat of the Moment" for an intro.
    But mostly I'm so glad this is back up!

  • @lonemotheomatshaba9640
    @lonemotheomatshaba9640 Рік тому +43

    4:37
    Tyland:Daemon has driven the men hard
    Glidus:No need to make us jealous
    I looolled 😂😂😂😂

  • @LuxLoser
    @LuxLoser Рік тому +13

    12:18 I didn’t skip this part when I rewatched the video. I’m no fookin’ kneeler.

  • @xSmithyx
    @xSmithyx Рік тому +21

    The Crusader Kings reference got me laughing more than it should🤣

  • @chrisparker783
    @chrisparker783 10 місяців тому +4

    "...and the stag, sure as fuck, isn't into it." 😂😂😂

  • @KimM13744
    @KimM13744 Рік тому +9

    Not only did the dragon scream in pain, he also lifted his wing to shield Daemon when the Prince lifted his own arm.

  • @hottiekitty96
    @hottiekitty96 Рік тому +6

    It's a neat small detail that twins run in the lannisters

  • @manaash4316
    @manaash4316 Рік тому +16

    Also, "Crispin" from episode 3 is even funnier when you realize that one of the editors is named Crispin.

    • @English_MoFo
      @English_MoFo Рік тому +3

      Another one is named Glover. True story

  • @skeletonqueenie5269
    @skeletonqueenie5269 Рік тому +4

    Not to be an absolute wanker but it’s so nice to hear a UA-camr I have enjoyed for so long, mention the problems around not having the right genitals and not care if their followers complain about them saying so.
    Makes me enjoy the channel even more, thanks for being a deece bloke.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  Рік тому +1

      surprisingly few complaints! very encouraging.

  • @AlmostaCountry
    @AlmostaCountry Рік тому +37

    Glad to see you got it up in the end, Glimbert! Cheers, love your stuff!

  • @DBunkYoMind
    @DBunkYoMind Рік тому +17

    BRAVO!! Cheers to your persistence Glidus and chairs to getting Crispus’ name wrong every time! 🤣 These bliss takes are insightful, creative and mildly not annoying! My vote for intro music is “Puff the Magic Dragon” - clearly a Vhagar reference!!

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Рік тому +27

    My favourite part of the episode had to be the contrast between how Viserys and Rhaenyra dealt with the stags, which are established as symbolic of royalty and the throne.
    Viserys has his stag captured by others and dragged to him, he barely has any control over the situation and simply has to act how he is bade because that’s how he feels as king. He feared Balerion because dragons symbolise power and, at his core, Viserys is a man afraid of power thrust into a position he was not ready for. And even at the one task he was meant to do, he screws it up and needs two thrusts to kill the stag. It wasn’t quite as miserable a performance as Theon’s butchery of Rodrick Cassel’s death in S2 of GOT, but you can clearly see that he does not feel comfortable with the role he’s been thrust into by his society. This is emphasised even more by the fact that everyone around him claps for him, as if to reassure him that he did the right thing when everyone knows that it was wrong to watch, much like Viserys’ reign. And even then, the colour of the stag is important as Viserys was promised a white stag much like a young Viserys was promised a great reign like his grandfather Jaehaerys, but the reality was much more disappointing. The stag was not weak, but it was not exceptional either.
    Rhaenyra, by contrast, is the one who witnessed the white stag, the symbol of royalty, and what’s more important is that she saw it alone, only she and Criston know that it was there because that’s so informative of her character. Despite no one believing in her, as they wouldn’t believe her if she claimed she saw the stag, she doesn’t need them to know. The portent of this symbol was meant for her and her alone, as it was to reassure her that she has the future and it doesn’t matter if everyone knows it or not. Likewise, the fact that she chose to let the stag go is so important because she rejected the role that her society would have imposed upon her, she chose a different path and chose a different way than what had been imposed on Viserys with everyone watching him.
    This message was laid with so much important symbolism that we will come back to look on in hindsight with a much different light.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Рік тому +1

      Viserys fearing Balerion wasn’t all that relevant since he rode him anyway

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD Рік тому +1

      Even though she never becomes Queen? (I might be remembering wrong, maybe she does becomes queen).

  • @breesway9749
    @breesway9749 Рік тому +16

    You’ve reignited my love for ASOIAF and I can’t thank you enough. I think you’ve earned your own blisstake

  • @quanyintv
    @quanyintv Рік тому +11

    That one line about getting stared at by the decades older man was too close to home. I accept your apology.
    Love the content ❤️ great laughs and so entertaining

  • @amewsing
    @amewsing Рік тому +5

    "they've spotted a Crusader Kings event". Lost it. 😂

  • @lauraannbulnes1229
    @lauraannbulnes1229 Рік тому +13

    the font size joke actually made me laugh out-loud

  • @bigfriendlyswimpodcast
    @bigfriendlyswimpodcast Рік тому +4

    Man I'm pretty sure I've watched every one of your videos 5 times. You're just so effortlessly funny and I also love how much you know about music. As an orchestra kid it adds another level of enjoyment whenever you talk about the soundtrack

  • @mast3rofd3ath666
    @mast3rofd3ath666 Рік тому +8

    I don't want to like Viserys but Paddy is such a brilliant actor and is nailing every scene he's in I can't help but adore him??? This whole episode is brilliant. Loved it.

  • @augustmacdonald9615
    @augustmacdonald9615 Рік тому +12

    The theme bit was hilarious, thank you for breaking the rules of 3 AND STILL GOING

  • @johnlienhart2717
    @johnlienhart2717 Рік тому +17

    King in the Takes!
    So glad to see this back, it got struck in the middle of my watch.

  • @ronnical2489
    @ronnical2489 Рік тому +4

    I love this evil twin of Alt-Shift X, i just found this channel a week ago and binge watched every pisstake. Keep up the amazing work!

  • @ImIndavyjoneslocker
    @ImIndavyjoneslocker 8 місяців тому +2

    this is like my 4th time rewatching these

  • @budgie1323
    @budgie1323 Рік тому +8

    I love the Steve Irwin dream you’ve had and that very few outside of Australia will truly understand having that kind of childhood memory!

  • @MrSilvUr
    @MrSilvUr Рік тому +23

    They mentioned having dragons in the plural during the war council, that was enough of a signal for me.
    Also, I'm just going to say it -- I would have preferred to have seen a few arrows deflect or even bounce off of Daemons *plate* armor (and maybe a helmet. I know, actors' faces; that's why this is a parenthatical.)

  • @AemondHightower3679
    @AemondHightower3679 Рік тому +14

    “You alright?”
    “Yes, yes of course. What shouldn’t be right?” He stuttered.
    “You didn’t answer.”
    “Why are you here?” Daeron asked in return.
    “Aegon, Helaena and I plan to go riding early tomorrow morn. Are you game?”
    Despite all of their differences, flying was the one thing that was beloved by all the four siblings. So Daeron agreed obviously, at least on Tessarion’s back he could measure himself with his brothers and even occasionally win.
    “What are you reading?” Aemond sat next to him and took the book out of his hand. “Mayhaps you would do better as a maester than a knight. The Citadel would surely welcome another Vaegon Targaryen.”
    Daeron shrugged, “I don’t have the patience. And neither the willpower for celibacy.”
    That made his brother laugh, he threw his head back and had his mouth wide open to clear the view of his many white teeth. He smiled little and laughed less and most of it was loaded with ridicule and mockery. Yet this time he was truly joyful.
    “Have you ever laid with a woman before? Mayhaps I shall take you to a brothel with me.”
    “I respectfully decline, brother.” Daeron avoided looking into his eye. “I have no taste for whores.”
    “You cannot judge what you have never touched. I know of establishments that cater for every need. Perhaps you would enjoy a whore without teats but with other parts instead?” His voice was devout of any mockery and his pitch rose at the end of his sentence. It made Daeron’s heart beat incredibly fast. His face shot up and he met his brother's gaze, there was something reassuring in it.
    “Do you think I didn’t know?” Aemond asked carefully. “You always have your eyes on the pretty knights and never seemed to care whenever father or grandfather wanted to introduce you to a lady maid. Also, the squires talk. They do it often and quite derogatory, but they are also right most of the time.”
    Daeron did not know what to say, he was terribly ashamed but paralyzed also. Unable to move and to escape his brother's gaze, he kept looking into his burning eyes of amethyst and sapphire. “So is it the truth?” Aemond asked.
    “You hate me, don’t you? Your weakling brother who would rather swallow a sword than wield it.” Daeron laughed cruelly.
    “Why should I hate you? You are my brother and I love you above anything else. People tell us to be abnormal simply for wedding brother to sister, but we are valyrians and we shall do what we think proper.” Aemond put his hand on Daeron’s shoulder and it grounded the young prince a bit.

  • @amypauley2551
    @amypauley2551 Рік тому +13

    Yay! Thank you, Glidus! Your hard work paid off. I love your enthusiasm!!!

  • @thelonelybolter8245
    @thelonelybolter8245 Рік тому +4

    Came for Lannister Taco Tuesday, stayed for the hunting pug.

  • @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208
    @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208 Рік тому +7

    All Hail Second of His Name Blisstake | House of the Dragon Episode 3, Second of his name

  • @thewildcard600
    @thewildcard600 Рік тому +9

    "he is allowed to do star wars" sounds so adorable

  • @old_fritz
    @old_fritz Рік тому +6

    28:20 actually the archers only need to aim in his general direction, because they are a lot of archers. If you think back to the napoleonic wars, the infantry didn't actually aim at their targets, rather they aimed in their direction and because they were a literal wall of guns some bullets were bound to hit. Same principle applies here. The archers don't have to aim individually, bacause they have a numerical advantage (a higher probability to hit).

    • @TemariNaraannaschatz
      @TemariNaraannaschatz Рік тому +2

      Works a lot better if you're fighting an army and not just one guy though. Statistically you have a very high chance of someone hitting him, but unless you're written by Benioff and Weiss and therefore only run in a singular straight line, there's a good chance of survival, especially if you have cover.

    • @old_fritz
      @old_fritz Рік тому +2

      @@TemariNaraannaschatz I guess I can somewhat see that being the case.
      It is silly though, that they hit the armour rather than his EXPOSED head.
      Edit: they could have at least given him a sick face scar or something (would have adressed the problem without killing him) or i dunno, have him wear a helmet (although then he couldn't have sold his surrender properly)

    • @TemariNaraannaschatz
      @TemariNaraannaschatz Рік тому +2

      @@old_fritz If you look at it from a physical standpoint it's pretty easy on why the armor get's hit:
      1) much bigger place and therefore easier to hit
      2) if you're moving forward and archer will have to anticipate where you're going to end up when the arrow hits you, so if you're just a bit faster than that, the arrow will land lower of miss you.
      I think this is one of the few scenes where I was alright with a character not wearing a helmet on the battlefield. Because he surrendered.
      But I think giving him a face scar would have been long term impractical (applying that every shooting day would be a hassle), so they just gave him a haircut.

  • @pancakeman22987
    @pancakeman22987 Рік тому +6

    Hearing Glidus say "BOOK!" in so many different happy little ways was heart-warming. Also I too remember the Steve Irwin cougar poo moment- one of the American specials, I think it was an episode all about Rattlesnakes.
    Love me Glidus
    Love me HoT D
    Love me Hunts
    'Ate d&d
    'Ate subvertin me expectations
    Simple as

  • @Bonanzababe
    @Bonanzababe Рік тому +9

    Yay it's back up! And every new name you give Crispy Coleslaw just makes me happy.

  • @madsthorgaard6335
    @madsthorgaard6335 Рік тому +23

    No one’s gonna talk about how shark are not smooth? They literally have small teeth-like thingies all over their body called dermal scales
    Edit: My bad i was thinking of whales

    • @lambeflores6456
      @lambeflores6456 Рік тому +9

      Whoosh.

    • @ManzanaDeMuerte
      @ManzanaDeMuerte Рік тому +4

      dunno where you get your info from but sharks are 100% smooth

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  Рік тому +15

      sharks are smooth

    • @rileystanaway3227
      @rileystanaway3227 Рік тому +1

      Sharks are incredibly smooth both ways when you pat them

    • @rockyerglock
      @rockyerglock Рік тому +2

      I find sharks to have terrible pick up lines.

  • @hotvolcano1267
    @hotvolcano1267 Рік тому +2

    Best thumbnail change in the history of UA-cam

  • @sadpandah7597
    @sadpandah7597 Рік тому +3

    omfg having a breakdown of a episode with humor is something I never expected, I love u GLidus LMAO A NEW SUB Here HAHAHAH

  • @carlrood4457
    @carlrood4457 Рік тому +37

    You can really extend this whole "second son" thing to ASOIAF. In general, "second" sons play a bigger role than first.
    Ned was a second son.
    Jon is Rhaegar's second son and believed to be Ned's second biological son, albeit illegitimate
    Bran is Ned's actual second biological son, and is his second legitimate son
    Stannis is a second son
    Tyrion is a second son - Jaime actually has a big role, but Tyrion was a POV character first
    Sansa is Ned's second biological child, and if the show has any merit will end up as his actual heir.
    Meanwhile, the first sons:
    Brandon Stark - killed before the first book
    Robb Stark - never a POV character, killed in the second book
    Robert Baratheon - killed in first book.

    • @Beren0323
      @Beren0323 Рік тому +10

      Robb died in the third book, A Storm of Swords

    • @naughtlocke4516
      @naughtlocke4516 Рік тому +10

      I'd like to add Sandor to the second sons list and Gregor to the first sons list.

  • @22z83
    @22z83 Рік тому +5

    The peacocks were actually probably part of the local fauna on the set since they filmed it in Lokrum island in Croatia which is full of peacocks.

  • @helmuthvonmoltke3727
    @helmuthvonmoltke3727 Рік тому +2

    18:35 that's the moment I hear Tywin's "You would be a fool to think he's the most powerful man in Westeros"

  • @brennanbarnes7628
    @brennanbarnes7628 Рік тому +2

    HBO told me to give you this

  • @jonathanharbin6333
    @jonathanharbin6333 Рік тому +3

    So happy you were able to reupload this. To the seven hells with whoever struck this down for copyright

  • @crawfordbrown75
    @crawfordbrown75 Рік тому +6

    Episode 4 was absolutely the best so far, really looking foreward to that. However my one gripe is that they didn't change the intro music despite Glidus specifically requesting it

  • @PlayerOfGames23
    @PlayerOfGames23 Рік тому +2

    I love what you said about the themes of ep 3. Watching you Glidus, makes me somehow find more enjoyment from my favorite dragon show.

  • @harisusman6096
    @harisusman6096 Рік тому

    Glidus I was waiting all week for your review and I do it every week. Thanks for not rushing it and making it quality!

  • @SeriousGuy
    @SeriousGuy Рік тому +5

    Larys Strong reminds me of V from Devil May Cry 5 and it excites me to learn that he's going to be important in the story going forward.

  • @kingdancekiller
    @kingdancekiller Рік тому +13

    We’re back baeybe!
    I must tell everyone, I have been charged with a royal task to collect the legendary Steve Irwin Cougar Poop clip.
    I’m actually positive that the threat of me finding this legendary clip as what made HBO panic and take down this video.

  • @fredrickum5474
    @fredrickum5474 6 днів тому

    Glidus listing off the themes of crabs and wine may be the hardest I’ve laughed at anything Asoiaf related ever

  • @BriarPatchNyra
    @BriarPatchNyra Рік тому +1

    Glad you got this one worked out and I loved it as always!

  • @nicolasclermont893
    @nicolasclermont893 Рік тому +5

    I love the Mr.Plinkett callbacks.
    Also please tie up a woman and keep her in your basement and force her to watch season 5-8 of game of thrones.

  • @jordanb1729
    @jordanb1729 Рік тому +21

    Been waiting for this. And thank you Glidus for your help in making my father a Lord. However now the power has gone to his head and deemed us all peasants. Any idea where to find some poisonous crystals which I can hide in a necklace.

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose Рік тому +3

      Gifting a lordship to my husband on Christmas led to a similar dismal morning of the children and myself being reminded to "put some respect" on his name 🤣

  • @Totherphoenix
    @Totherphoenix Рік тому

    this is, by far, the best video you've put out
    absolutely incredible stuff - attention to detail, humour, transitions.

  • @hugovanelsen8629
    @hugovanelsen8629 Рік тому +1

    Bro, I just found you channel today and it's a goldmine. That relationship betw and choosing font size is one of the funniest things on youtube. you earned your likes and subscribe

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 Рік тому +3

    New thumbnail? Have I been searching your channel every day to check for new videos? Leave me alone, I enjoy your content.

  • @rymdalkis
    @rymdalkis Рік тому +5

    Just like making him subservient to his older brother, Otto suggesting that Rhaenyra marries little Aegon is such a great addition. It shows that while he's certainly ambitious and callous, he's no Littlefinger or Tywin. He doesn't want the Realm to burn just so he can get what he wants. He knows that having Rhaenyra marry little Aegon would solve so many future problems.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Рік тому +1

      Tywin also doesn’t want the real to burn to get what he wants, his time ruling under Aerys as Hand of the King was one of the most prosperous times of Westeros

    • @rymdalkis
      @rymdalkis Рік тому +1

      @@roronoalaw7772 That was because as Hand he did get what he wanted. He had no qualms about sacking King's Landing during Roberts Rebellion or burning the Riverlands during the War of the Five Kings.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Рік тому +1

      @@rymdalkis There have been countless sackings and putting villages to the torches but that’s the same as Littlefinger who has as Varys put unlimited ambition, when Tywin was Hand, the realm was fine

    • @rymdalkis
      @rymdalkis Рік тому +1

      @@roronoalaw7772 Like I said, that's because when Tywin was Hand it was in his own interest to see the Realm prosper. That doesn't mean he would'nt have any qualms to see countless innocent slaughtered should it align with his interests

  • @Guinnessdrnkr1234
    @Guinnessdrnkr1234 Рік тому +2

    House Duran Durans sigal is a Hungry Wolf in a Ordinary World with a blue field.

  • @phyllislin7421
    @phyllislin7421 Рік тому

    I love the editing and narration of this video! Made me laugh / snort!

  • @Tactical870Guy
    @Tactical870Guy 6 місяців тому +3

    Woah a theme! Its like a book report or something

  • @ChandlerThorn
    @ChandlerThorn Рік тому +7

    Actually think it would’ve made the most sense for Lyonel Strong to mention Laenor being a dragon rider.

  • @witchboy44
    @witchboy44 Рік тому

    These are the best recaps, good to see this one back up Lord Glimbus!

  • @daystillnight
    @daystillnight Рік тому +3

    All hail Glinders, First of His Name and Glider of Buses. May His will Bliss or Piss our takes, for the betterment of all out days.

  • @talusneedsalife
    @talusneedsalife Рік тому +4

    if glidus says it, so it must be. sharks are smooth CONFIRMED

  • @CrystalHoytBeauty
    @CrystalHoytBeauty Рік тому +1

    Ok. Your video breakdowns are way too good to be taking this long to get out!! We need episode 4!

  • @auranewaters8477
    @auranewaters8477 Рік тому +3

    Now that you mentioned Duran Duran, I guess you have to sing "the wild boys" for the next opening credits... or I will charge an army of pirates alone, and without my helmet.

  • @manaash4316
    @manaash4316 Рік тому +6

    Watching immediately now because I don't trust UA-cam!
    I adore that we have the same exact feels about Caraxes and his stupid little whoops and longboi body 🥰

  • @lightaflamethrower8573
    @lightaflamethrower8573 Рік тому

    Thanks for posting this. I discovered your channel through Tepid D and I have been loving your stuff.

  • @AbbeyLalor
    @AbbeyLalor Рік тому +2

    Matt Smith continues to prove the naysayers wrong...
    without saying a goddamn word

  • @breezeshooter42
    @breezeshooter42 Рік тому +6

    Second (of his name) time's the charm

  • @meg.1591
    @meg.1591 Рік тому +4

    i love the consistent replacements of cristons name they're so hilarious