I'm honestly sick of these lame Chuck Norris jokes! If Chuck Norris was so good, he would come here right now and smash my face into my keyboaasbaianabakNaksosmamaksls😂
I Thank you Sir for your Services and Sacrifices God bless you and your family Amen USA I had no idea that Chuck Norris was a Veteran and now that is really cool to find out Thank you Chuck Norris for all you great shows and movies USA ❤️🤍💙😇🙏🏻🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thanks, Nick!! It's great to see veterans taking care of each other!! I read a story years ago about Steve McQueen attending Chuck Norris's martial arts school and, if memory serves me correctly, Chuck was amazed at Steve's punching power.
Chuck Norris won his first professional fight, then lost his second fight. This pissed Chuck Norris off. Chuck Norris would go on to win his next 172 professional fights, holding the world championship.
I have to admit that I didn’t like Chuck back in the eighties, I thought he was way too conceited! I don’t think that way anymore! I love Chuck!! He can squeeze water out of rocks ffs!! ✊🇨🇦
Wanting and joining any branch of the armed forces makes you a hero especially if at war time. He deserves all the credit for himself especially his good fortune meeting Bruce Lee! Just training with Bruce Lee makes you the real deal! May the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth bless you and all His children!
Chuck Norris can parallel park a train. Chuck Norris‘s keyboard doesn’t have an escape key. I'm honestly sick of these lame Chuck Norris jokes! If Chuck Norris was so good, he would come here right now and smash my face into my keyboaasbaianabakNaksosmamaksls😂
@@ThisDate Yes, look up Carolyn Day at his high school website. And you’ll see she’s in the graduating class before him. She described him as an average and quite guy. Carolyn was also a princess on a Rose Parade float so she was kinda in the popular crowd.
Chuck and his brother came to my high school to demonstrate karate when he was starting up his studios late 60’s. We were in the wrestling room watching him and his brother spar. Chuck got kicked in the groin and dropped to his knees in pain. Who knew he would become so famous
As I am certain he abhors your political stances. At least his presidential candidate was chosen by the people of his party, yours was not, even Joe has made that clear.
Why not do one more great thing Mr Norris renounce the Republican party and support America's Democracy America is on the line and you're on the wrong side of it
Wait until you alone stand before God the Lord Jesus Christ, the very one your against with all your anti God views and policies. See how well that going to go for you then, and it will be soon, just like for all of us. Only those who repented of their sins and by faith alone accepted the blood sacrifice of the Lord Jesus Christ will enter into heaven. All others are forever going to hell fire. Wether you believe it or not. Only true believers not a political party enter into heaven. The last words you will hear from God: I never knew you, depart from me ye that work iniquity. Repent and be saved, Romans 10:6-13. It is your choice. Where will you spend eternity at ???
Seriously? You just had to bring up politics. And if you're not smart enough to see the corruption and move toward the authoritarian, non-democratic goal of the left, then you're too blinded by their lies. Which candidate was not elected by the people of their party to run for president? THAT is undemocratic. Even Joe has made that clear. And notice Bernie's role? He's been pushed out, as well. But you keep commenting so everyone can know how ignorant you are.
@@Reece-nh2vy Just because I don't share your view You want to pass judgement on me because I don't believe what you brainwashed people want me to believe You people don't even know your own religion Worry about you standing there being judged
My father served with him in Korea
Wow!
Of course he did.
@@xr6lad and the reason why you want to try and troll me is?
A big Thank You to both of them for their service!
@@ericjordan5794 my Uncle served in the Korean War
A true Patriot!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Truth
Someone once asked Chuck Norris how many press ups he can do. He answered with "All of them."
Hahahaa
Chuck Norris doesn't push himself up, he pushes Earth down!
Haha
😂😅😂... Lol... Gold 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙😅🤙🍺
I saw a memo on Facebook years ago.
How many push-ups can chuck Norris do?
All of them!
🇺🇲
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there!
Haha
I'm honestly sick of these lame Chuck Norris jokes! If Chuck Norris was so good, he would come here right now and smash my face into my keyboaasbaianabakNaksosmamaksls😂
@@louisbertaux5193 Chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When Chuck Norris played football in high school, he never ran the ball. He walked casually to the end zone with it as the defense watched in awe.
Haha
🤣
Yeah at Polk high with Al Bundy😅😅
No. The other team ran it into their own endzone for him
@johnow7 Actually, he never played much, not having made 1st string...
The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Beard,
Carlos 'Chuck' Ray Norris
Amen
GREAT GUY❤
Chuck Norris passed away in 2012 but Death has been too afraid to collect....
Yes
That's funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Learn something new every day. Never knew he served. He is one of my favorite actors. Loved him as Walker Texas Ranger. Thank you for your service. ❤❤
Amazing
@@ThisDate Yeah, I believe his brother was killed in Vietnam.
Yes, me too. This truly makes him the tough guy we praise with jokes exaggerating his toughness.
Chuck Norris does wheelies with a unicycle.
Hahah
If he stays outside for too long, the sun get's a Chuck burn.
Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch.......... he tells you what time it is!
Nice
Once Chuck thought he was wrong,He was just mistaking.❤
Haha
Chuck Norris did a touchdown and the continents shifted.
Haha
I want to Thank you both so very much for your Courageous service Sirs !!!!
2 great men and actors !!!!!!
Amazing
“Jesus walks over water...
... Chuck Norris swims under concrete”
Haha
I love these shorts! But a date now and then for reference would be nice.
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Had no idea it was Steve McQueen who made him known to hollywood!
Yup
Steve McQueen was also pretty "Badaassss."
@@sylviacueva7367 sad to hear his son recently died. Seems the McQueens live a short life
Thank you. This is a story I have never heard before and I was really happy to hear it. Steve McQueen has made an impact on so many lives. 🎉
Amazing
When God said, “Let there be light.” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”
Chuck's so tough. He invented the giraffe with one uppercut.
Yup
Guided by a hero
Yup
You forgot to mention that he has multiple black belts in various disciplines and has won many real championships! Not just an actor like Bruce.
Great man!!! Great actor!!!
Truth
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Hahaha
Just found out today (!) that my father quit high school in 1944 to join the Navy. ...but no, he couldn't kick Chuck's ass.
Wow
Chuck once asked the coach if he could wear the number 1....once.
Haha
Never once have I heard ANY of this. Astonishing!!! ❤
Amazing
GREAT STORY!!!
Thank you for sharing it.
Glad you enjoyed it!
I Thank you Sir for your Services and Sacrifices God bless you and your family Amen USA I had no idea that Chuck Norris was a Veteran and now that is really cool to find out Thank you Chuck Norris for all you great shows and movies USA ❤️🤍💙😇🙏🏻🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
❤️❤️🇺🇲🇺🇲🙏🏼
The Brother's Are All Heroes.
Amen
Awesome!
Thanks!
Thanks, Nick!! It's great to see veterans taking care of each other!! I read a story years ago about Steve McQueen attending Chuck Norris's martial arts school and, if memory serves me correctly, Chuck was amazed at Steve's punching power.
Amazing stuff!
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. The bears not dead, he's just afraid to move.
Haha
Chuck got bit by a snake, after hours of pain and complete agony, the snake finally died....
😝😝
Death had a near-Chuck experience!
Hahaha
So cool! C., from 🍁
Thanks
Chuck Norris won his first professional fight, then lost his second fight. This pissed Chuck Norris off. Chuck Norris would go on to win his next 172 professional fights, holding the world championship.
Wow
A TRUE AMERICAN GOD BLESS YOU
Amen
Did you know that when chuck Norris was born he drove his parents home.🤔😉
Hahaha
Another INCREDIBLE story!
Thank you!
With Steve's ego it really surprises me he brought competition to Hollywood. Lol Gotta give him props for giving us Chuck Norris
Yup
Yeah, when McQueen got enough star clout, he wouldn't let the studios hire any Film Co-Star that was TALLER than him.
Thank you for your service. Excellent movies awesome lessons
Hero
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then it exploded.
The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Hahaha
Had no idea. Thanks😊
Amazing
Kut a knife with melted butter, Really 😮
Yup
Steve McQueen was instrumental in a few different Hollywood stars 🌟 rise to fame. He spotted talent and star quality in people. It's very interesting.
Wow@
Hero! 🇺🇸
Amen
Thank you Mr. Norris for attending my graduation from the FBI Academy in 1990.
Thank you Sir for your service
Hero
McQueen was a true man helping other true men.
Truth
Totally awesome thanks for this one!
I have to admit that I didn’t like Chuck back in the eighties, I thought he was way too conceited! I don’t think that way anymore! I love Chuck!! He can squeeze water out of rocks ffs!! ✊🇨🇦
Wanting and joining any branch of the armed forces makes you a hero especially if at war time. He deserves all the credit for himself especially his good fortune meeting Bruce Lee! Just training with Bruce Lee makes you the real deal! May the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth bless you and all His children!
Amen
Chuck - Do you want to pet my dog?
Kid - Sir that's an Indian Rhinoceros.
Chuck - Ya it swims back and forth for the holidays.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤷♂️
Chuck Norris can parallel park a train.
Chuck Norris‘s keyboard doesn’t have an escape key.
I'm honestly sick of these lame Chuck Norris jokes! If Chuck Norris was so good, he would come here right now and smash my face into my keyboaasbaianabakNaksosmamaksls😂
😁😁😁
Steve, saw something special in Chuck that he didn't see.❤😂🎉😢
Yup
Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson had a staring contest.
Bronson made Chuck Norris cry!!😮😅😊😢
My mother was in high school with him. Chuck was a year behind her. My mom will turn 85 this November.
No way!
@@ThisDate Yes, look up Carolyn Day at his high school website. And you’ll see she’s in the graduating class before him. She described him as an average and quite guy. Carolyn was also a princess on a Rose Parade float so she was kinda in the popular crowd.
“…cut a knife with melted butter.”
Upchuck the boogie!
Yup
Amazing
When ghosts camp out they tell Chuck Norris stories
The best!@❤
Chuck and his brother came to my high school to demonstrate karate when he was starting up his studios late 60’s. We were in the wrestling room watching him and his brother spar. Chuck got kicked in the groin and dropped to his knees in pain. Who knew he would become so famous
Second baddest man on the planet, Cholly Norris!
He never was in combat, serving as an infantryman
Tang SOO !!!
👊🇺🇲🇰🇷🥋
(c/o The Hyundai Whisperer)
Yup
A buddy had a step-dad who bragged he'd beaten Norris in a karate tournament.
He was named after a nonfsmily member.
Woe
This sentence always stops the Chuck Norris jokes: Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass.
🤡🤡🤡
❤❤❤
Amazing
💪👍👍
Amazing
BOW
Too
You're
Sensei... Woopsee...
I meant zensay
Amazing
Chuck Norris had some connection to Frederick, MD. I am wondering what it is.
Yup
Went to Noth High in Torrance. Go Saxon
😀....waitaminute!..😮..cut a knife with melted butter?..🫠 😅
Hahaha yup😁😁😁
My second ex was in his graduating class. (I saw the yearbook.)
Wow!!
He “cut a knife with melted butter”???
🎉❤
Amazing
Carlos ? 🤔
Carlos? WTF😊
Yup
As much as I admire Chuck Norris, I don't think acting was his strong suit.
"Carlos"?!
Yup
So, what the hell happened to him?!
Chuck wouldve beat up bruce lee
Yes
Abhor his politics but his service to our country I appreciate greatly.
As I am certain he abhors your political stances. At least his presidential candidate was chosen by the people of his party, yours was not, even Joe has made that clear.
Amazing man
@@mathewfullerton8577 Your guy 🍊 is a traitor to our country. A felon that despises women, veterans, the disabled and Gold Star families.
@@mathewfullerton8577 🍊 is a traitor to our country & democracy.
Met him, good actor, not great, good fighter, not great mid level Okie.
Wow
Wrong
Why not do one more great thing Mr Norris renounce the Republican party and support America's Democracy America is on the line and you're on the wrong side of it
We're a constitutional republic, not a democracy. Nor are we commies, and neither is he.
Wait until you alone stand before God the Lord Jesus Christ, the very one your against with all your anti God views and policies.
See how well that going to go for you then, and it will be soon, just like for all of us.
Only those who repented of their sins and by faith alone accepted the blood sacrifice of the Lord Jesus Christ will enter into heaven. All others are forever going to hell fire.
Wether you believe it or not. Only true believers not a political party enter into heaven.
The last words you will hear from God:
I never knew you, depart from me ye that work iniquity.
Repent and be saved, Romans 10:6-13.
It is your choice.
Where will you spend eternity at ???
Seriously? You just had to bring up politics. And if you're not smart enough to see the corruption and move toward the authoritarian, non-democratic goal of the left, then you're too blinded by their lies. Which candidate was not elected by the people of their party to run for president? THAT is undemocratic. Even Joe has made that clear. And notice Bernie's role? He's been pushed out, as well. But you keep commenting so everyone can know how ignorant you are.
@@Reece-nh2vyNot in Hell with Donald Trump!
@@Reece-nh2vy Just because I don't share your view You want to pass judgement on me because I don't believe what you brainwashed people want me to believe You people don't even know your own religion Worry about you standing there being judged
Chuck is so fast that he can race around the globe and punch himself in the back of the head!!✊🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Chuck didn't kick any field goals the football saw him coming and kicked itself over the goal post
Haha
The boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed.
Hahaha