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The Six Monsters You'll Have As Roommates
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The Robot is a business major, the Ghost works 40 hours a week and goes to school full time, the vampire studies liberal arts and goes to a rave every night, the Alien takes classes online and is wanting to make friends, and the Zombie is an engineering major.
Oof on that last one.
Adroit and concise! Well done, sir.
I'm an Engineering Major, and I'm a robot
Biology major here, definitely I’m the robot one lmaooo
the zombie part is the most accurate, I felt that😂
I'm living with the ghost now. I almost never see him. He doesn't eat my food, and his portion of the rent magically appears on time.
Then he/she is a cool roommate
it's your gran secretly paying for you room rent
Is your room mate me?
@@bensterWasHere Matt, is that you?
I used to be a corporate floater. I was on the road 50 weeks a year.... my roommate had a boyfriend she wasn’t quite ready to move in with at the time, but basically lived with him already.
Nobody home... apartment was always paid up. 😓
The ghost sounds like the perfect roommate
😂😂
As a ghost, I can confirm we have a very low conflict rate. I just need somewhere I can hang out and game (with headphones on, and I switch to a membrane keyboard after dark so as not to keep the roommates up), sleep, and some room in the fridge and freezer to store my food. If my roommates wanna hang and be friends, awesome! If not, that's fine, too. I'll keep my little slice of the home clean and ninjastealth in and out without waking anyone up. And my cut of the rent will always be on the table.
@@Thagesthoughts you sound like the best roommate ever ngl
I'm only 15 and I already know that if I go to college, I will 100% be the ghost roommate.
Only a ghost appreciates another ghost. Stompers don't notice themselves or others. Wish I wasn't a ghost.
Holy crap. I lived with 5 roommates my sophomore year and I just realized I was the ghost. I was only there to sleep and eat.
How does that work?
Easy, you do your own business and u don't disturb whatever the other guy is doing atm, you leave messages if u think both of u needs something (like the TP in the video) and just pay your share of the rent since it would be rude id you didn't
You stay at uni all day
I prefer the ghost. Quiet, never bothers you, and leaves helpful messages.
Define helpful
@@davesaldub7690 need tp
Same XD
Jeremy Morris I am the ghost.
Zonks sqobs
Srry 4 the spelig
The minotaur. He’s ripped like a beast, he’s easily angered, he brings his entire gym from home taking over half the room and you’re positive he takes performance enhancing drugs but you can’t prove it.
Michael Mello OK, I’m definitely the Minotaur. I’m angry all the time.
deadmanfan1000 me to but I’m an ogre
SOMEBAHDY ONCE TOLD ME Actually I might b an ogre like Shrek. Cuz when I get angry, I’m angry and stubborn. Like the Uber driver that was trying to kick the lady out of his car.
@@deadmanfan1000 its not ogre... Its never ogre
Aron Johansson hah, good one
You missed one, there's always that one roommate who stays in bed all day, eats whatever they want, is the laziest person ever, but still manages to get all their projects in on time and get good grades on them.
yo
They're not really lazy, it's just they can get stuff done while looking like they're slacking. I had a former boss tell me it creeped him out that I looked like the laziest employee but I always got the most work done.
Me
The Ghoul!
m e omg
Iv lived with almost all of these. The Alien was the funnest to be fair.
Had an early night once and didnt go to the pub with everyone from my floor.
Woke up randomly at 2am to weird roaring sounds.
Dude was running down the hallway wearing a Borat mankini spanking himself with a hockey stick.
Relatable 🤣🤣
you act like you've never done that
😂😂😂😂
yeah i don't believe you
WTF
The Werewolf: is pleasant and very easy to get along with- until one day, they transform into a shrill, destructive beast. The next day they will be back to normal and not even acknowledge their previous behaviour, almost as though they have no recollection of it. Repeat cycle.
Alternative name: Woman.
That shrill destructive beast -phase is called menstruation.
That's me lol
it's called angry drunk
+TheNick1704 Also monthly due to the full moon. Appropriate.
+Jam and Lies They would become a beast at night. Savage, angry, leaving no place for you to sleep without being "murdered", except for outside. The next morning, they think YOU made the mess!
I had a reverse ghost for a roommate, more of a statue really. He never left the room, barely spoke to me and my utensils were always dissapearing clean and comming back dirty. Also each weekend he cooked himself some fish... he left the kitchen so oily and smelly that america was getting ready to invade.
+vengefulenigma Ronald Reagan?
+Binkie Pinkie wtf ???
That's exactly my roommate freshman year. He'd come out once a day to cook a big ass meal and clean up once a month. I remember him calling me childish because I bought food instead of cooking food. In truth, the kitchen was so filthy to the point that I didn't want anything that's been there to go near me let alone put it in my mouth.
Andy Garnett I bet you licked clean his dishes when he wasn't there.
+vengefulenigma Mine was a zombie. Almost exactly like the guy they showed in the video.
1. The Organized One
2. The One You Never See
3. The Emo One
4. The Weird One
5. The Messy One
6. You
I'm No.4
I'm 1 and 6
A random channel faking bragger
Ok then, 1
@@randomstranger9849 happy now?
The siren- It’s 2 Am. But they’re singing. (I went to a conservatory so it was EVERYWHERE.)
The werewolf-seems super nice. But then they bring over their pack of shitty friends and turn into monsters.
I mean wouldn't the Siren insert some elements of the vampire too?
@@xanderm6090 that is true
@Emily Chen
I’m the banshee roommate.
the 6th monster is the fear he feels now being alone in the dorm
So deep I see Adele rollin
+Sultan Alrefaie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂
+Sultan Alrefaie ههههه شنو يعني
I had number 2 years ago, the ghost. It was crazy. He was never around and even when he was there it's like he was hiding. Then one day he just disappeared. Turns out he was a drug addict, which is why he was hiding all the time, and he disappeared because he went to jail. lol
Solo Archer 😂😂😂
Well that was a big twist
Solo Archer omg lol
I was a ghost...
I was roommates with a stoner version of shrek
It was interesting to say the least
If I’m any of the roommates I’m number 2 because I don’t like people and would rather be unseen or presumed dead.
I was the zombie... Ben, if you're reading this, I'm sorry.
Dang... legitimately? You were like that?
@@ecliptic_equinox Not quite that bad. The mess was maybe 20% that bad, and in my defense I kept it on my side of the room. I was more referring to the constant brain dead behavior.
The Belmont Experiment Was it depression? When I was “The Zombie” in college that was my main reason.
@@Beeza2996 Mostly
Beeza2996 that was me last semester. Sorry Harry!
I love how the narrator can literally swear and still sound serious and professional
Ghosts or Robots are basically the post-stages of normal people who were forced to live with a Zombie for an extended period of time.
There are only two ways of dealing with a Zombie - resign and disappear or force intervent. Both approaches are incarnated as Ghost or Robot.
Or just be a zombie yourself
@@collinsummers6232 ya i think that work too
Incarnated sounds like a exorcism
i live with a zombie now and yes i am the ghost
My roomate was the robot type.
Big problem is that I am the zombie type.
The wars you'll have, huh?
+The Legendary Derpmaster yeah, it was terrible.
How would you describe these monsters as roommates?:Frankenstein,The Werewolf,The Bride Of Frankenstein,The Mummy,The Invisible Man,The Phantom Of The Opera,The Creature From The Black Lagoon,The Devil.
Frankenstein is the guy who likes alot of differeint things werewolve the meat lover with a bad temper
+Kye Dysarthria The angry gay one?
I had a ghost roommate my freshman year, most nights the only proof I had that she came back to the room was when the bunk bed would shake and wake me up some time between 2-3am, but she would always be gone when I woke up
That is the sad life. I happen to me now working school for almost 10 hours a day, and working in the weekend.
I'm so used to seeing Josh on Make Some Noise and seeing him young and in a sketch is throwing me for a major loop lol
Same but I associate him with drawfee still 😂😂
That moment when you realize _you're_ a monster roommate.
I'm a zombie
Yeah i am a ghost/alien
I’m a ghost you’ll never see me
Ghost
I'm a vampire but don't have a prey to "kill"..
What's wrong with the Ghost? That's the second-best roommate a guy could ask for.
The Alien is just Woolie.
RuthlessFiend38 What if it's pie-stealing college? You don't get those skills innately without being some kind of savant.
I am a ghost roomie
+Addy Naruto I think I'm a zombie with a little vampire or I'm just what my name is Joker HAHAHA...
I think me and my roommate are both ghosts.
Also, I'm willing to bet the zombie is just stoned all the time.
Still remember this Korean roommate back in the UK who suddenly started using the bathtub to make fucking homemade kimchi. And what was even fucked up was that he later accused me of being a war criminal cuz I am Japanese and phoned the landlord to stop his freaking kimchi production in the shared bathroom.
Da fuq
To be fair, I've seen electronic kimchi fermenters for up to $150 at my local H-Mart.
@@mechamicro the Google translate.
@@johnsteampunk6408 it is a slang so stop being a meanie
@@mechamicro I was joking about how google translated it into something else because it was "A different Language". Sorry if I caused any offense, as none was Intended by my reply.
Imagine the robot being a roommate with the zombie
that’s just the odd couple
Perfect efficiency can be achieved even with someone as inefficient as a zombie. On the other hand, the most efficient approach would be to ignore the zombie's existence (to some extent. Wouldn't want to offend the guy)
Someone said that Robots only became Robots because they lived with Zombies and that's their way of dealing with the trauma.
As someone who lived with a Robot, I agree. He lived before with a particularly nasty Zombie.
@@Ramboost007yeah thats completely true, I myself lived with a Zombie for 1 year and it was traumatic to the extend that I became a robot. My room is always ocd-stylish clean and its very difficult for me to let things slip through like unwashed dishes in the sink etc…
"What was that? Probably a...BURGLAR, DEMON, FREDDY KRUGER, CTHULU?!!"
is literally me when I'm home alone
same lol
As well as me
same
i got cats so i figure its usually one of them XD
*cthulhu
The actor for the robot is just way to perfect. I frickin love it
I want a whole story on the alien
Austin Henson he’s the person from Florida
hes just really, really high all the time
@@ketaminepoptarts that may actually be true, based on the bong-dildo hybrid we all saw him proudly admiring at 2:28
I used to laugh at this in high school.
5 months in and I have observed the Vampire, Zombie, and the Ghost.
But I'm also pretty sure I'm the alien.
God I'm dreading the day I run into a Robot.
yeah those robots are the worst, esp with their self-righteous programming :P
I feel like under any other context this would sound like your own three of each drug
I’m currently living with a guy who kind of fits the Robot quota. He’s not too bad actually, but he kind of dominates our apartment’s common area and is a bit of a hypochondriac (understandable, since he has preexisting conditions in the middle of pandemic-ridden LA). That said, he’s home for the summer, so right now I’m living the You life.
(Edoardo, if you’re reading this, I still love you Buddy).
I'm a ghost, my former roommate was a zombie, so my room is a haunted house.
WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL??? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
Franklin Clinton When they're something weird and it don't look good... it's probably me.
Kyoobur9000 having a diarrhea...
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't get diarrhea, it is diarrhea which gets Chuck Norris
Benimana jean paul Yes...
There's also the Phantom of the Opera. You know... the weird goth that mopes around playing sad songs
That's me XD
+Ava Tempest me too sometimes
+Ava Tempest also... SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC
i literally blast sad instrumental music to the point where my friends ears bleed XD
+Ava Tempest i play it.
Man you guys gotta bring back this actor. He actually has a lot of talent. Homeboy does THE BEST snape impression. Aha!
Eddythebandkid dropout brought him back for precious plum
Pretty sure he works as a writer for SNL now but not sure where I saw it so I could be wrong.
Josh is back for Make Some Noise, a Dropout show where he does impressions
When you realise you would be the vampire if you actually managed to get laid...
john bailey same but i would not put the hair gel model part
@@marty154 I forgot...
I dont use hair gel, it feels horrible
I like hair gel
@@marty154 weirdo.
My hair naturally looks very sleek like draco malfoy or either very curly I don’t sleep at night I’ve fallen asleep at 6 or 7 AM for the past week or 2 hate garlic bread and can’t stand the sunlight
I only had one. It was the Alien. Some eastern european friend of a friend of a friend who needed a place to stay and would pay cash in advance. We hardly ever spoke, and he would only step out of his room to cook. And he was fucking awesome at that. He always left me a plate of some really gourmet shit, so I figured he was a chef or something. After almost 4 months, he just left. A couple of weeks later got police asking about him at my door. Apparently he was some big time drug dealer on the run. I told them everything I knew (which is pretty much what I'm writing here), and let them search the room for clues. They just found a perfectly made bed, a desk and an empty closet. I don't know if they ever found him, or if he's even alive. But if he's for some chance reading this... Best of luck and thanks for the meals, man!
Adrian Jutronich not an alien a methodical gangster... you wouldn't want to eat anything an alien cooked for you, and if you did... you wouldn't keep the rest of your lunch, or you'd wish you had chucked it up... (a true alien will even add freaky sh*t to food as experiements... when your not looking)
That story sounds fake as hell.
Your insight is fully appreciated.
Adrian Jutronich All eastern european roommates seem to be quiet, strange, and fucking awesome cooks. I have one as well.
I'm like finishing cooking my store bought breaded chicken and she's like got something that looks like Jamie Oliver cooked it on the stove. Her room was immaculate as well.
Adrian Jutronich Hmm, the believed you when you said you lived with him 4 months but didn't get to know him?
what happen if the zombie and the robot were roommate?
top 10 anime battle
Arthur robot vs alien
I don't know, what happens if you divide by 0?
world war 3
Not true actually, only if you divide 0 by 0, which equals everything between ∞ and -∞, meaning every real number in existense, but other than that you get a nuclear meltdown.
Arthur Is you are not there
2:29
Love how satisfied he looks, like "that's right human. I made that".
Don’t forget the one who is counting the days until he gets married after graduation. Some people give joy wherever they go, some people give joy whenever they go.
Perfect Roommate: The Grey Man
He's around, but you'd never know it. Most of the time, he's so quiet and tidy you forget he's in the room with you. He keeps to his side of the room, playing video games with headphones on, barely says a word except when absolutely necessary, and moves like he's walking on rice paper. Can be a bit jarring when you remember you *DO* live with another person..
Firion316 my goal is to not speak to any of my roommates unless they talk to me first
Me as a roomate😊
Did you just described me?
If you want to make it really awkward, look at your roomie as they grab their junk, and shrug, "Don't let me stop you. You were on a roll a moment ago."
I did wake up in the middle of the night (2am) to find one of my roommates watching porn on his big screen tv, while reclining back with headphones in his nice chair. Not tired enough to fall back asleep (especially with the flickering lights), I propped myself up on my arms and settled in to watch as well.
He jumped about a foot in the air when he realized that he wasn't alone..
That's me lol
This is one video I wish never ended
Never imagined the Tsar had roomates
I like to imagine he and Lenin had to dorm together during University, and that is why Lenin hated the monarchy so much. Lenin was a robot and Nicholas was a vampire.
How is this comment even edited?
Wow, hard to come back from that many bullets but I guess you're commenting from beyond the grave (making you the ghost roommate?)
Just like Imperial Russia?
Did anyone else notice that at 1:57, the vampire’s journal says “Die with me, my Queen”?
Oh Yeah, It Does Say That.
It's official boys, the vampire's a simp, get him!
My roommates in order:
1. The Alien
2. The Vampire
3. The Robot
4. The Ghost
5. Now I'm at no more Monsters
I remember when college humor was actually COLLEGE HUMOR
Instead of "oh hey look at us, we talk about weed"
Now it is failed generation humour
@@metroplexprime9901 Wait... Doesn't everybody do drugs in college?
Ah the good ol days.
i too hate minorities
I'm the fucking ghost. Except the reason you don't see me is because I'm a fucking antisocial ninja
Well, and the vampire
gay
+Andy RoXx Yes, I am very gay, thanks for noticing :)
+Andy RoXx Awe thanks hunny. I bet your lawyer parents never pay attention to you right ? im so sorry baby.
Antisocial ninja, that's a very accurate term. We have such a skill to disappear into thin air at the first sight of anyone, we can maneuver ourselves out of social zone in the blink of an eye.
The ghost or vampire roommate seem pretty cool, really. Vampire can help you get laid, ghost won't eat your food and leaves helpful messages on the fridge.
My little brother was a zombie. He kept half eaten food containers all over his room and he kept asking me to tell him the answers to the homework and online quizzes for the class we were taking together. If he spent more time studying and less time partying, maybe it wouldn't have taken him six years to earn a four-year degree.
I had one of the worst roommates while living in the dorms my first year at university. The dude would sleep all day skipping class and go out partying at night, which wasn't so bad except for when he got back at around 04:00 am and made loud noises putting all his party stuff away, obviously intoxicated. Once that was put away, he would turn on his lovely iPod and play some music. Out if the kindness in his heart, he put on his headphones. Didn't really help much considering he had his volume maxed out, and even blew out a couple headphones of his doing so. Not to mention how dirty the guy was... Guy left out used food containers, plates, spoons, whatever it is, for weeks before finally deciding to clean it up. The worst thing of all, the thing that tops everything I mentioned so far, is on more than one occasion, in his drunken stupor, he threw up all over his bed and the floor during the night and instead of cleaning it up then or even in the morning when he gets up, he leaves town for the weekend. I reported him to the university housing and dining people and the police even had to bring him back to the dorms (underage drinking and all that) and still nobody ever did anything about it. I love alone in a 1-bedroom apartment now and I don't plan on ever having roommates again.
this kinda reminds me of my roommie right now. He's so loud, he never sleeps at nights, plays his PC, eats and jingle his dishes. When he goes to his hometown on the weekends, I clean everything and apt becomes shiny and bright. But when he comes back ,It lasts for like 2-3 days and then again our apt becomes a hole. I hope to survive this hell till the end of this semester and GET THE FUCK OUT of here
Sounds like my roommate except add in pot smoking in the room, setting off smoke alarms, getting the cops called on us multiple times, playing the banjo at 5am, crazy drug rages, etc.
***** I recently had a flatmate like that. He's gone now and things are nicer around here
Abominatrix650
Abby O Yes? I assumed you tagged me because you wanted to tell me something?
What if a robot and a zombie meet
Dear god
Sitcom
dont get to that stink please
I'm the zombie my roommate is the robot, after a few adjustments we get along just fine, a few things in the living room it's fine as long as it's not dirty, no more cleaning the dishes right away but i try to do it as soon as possible(comfortable), we agreed to bring whoever the fuck we want (even though i am normally the one that brings more zombie friends) and to keep our ocd/mess in our own room(we share a really small apartment with just one bathroom but two rooms)
Also,she is a robot when she's home but normally she's just a ghost, i keep the house as messy as i want and ask her to let me know when she's coming home so i can keep everything clean(it also works as a nice gesture, because who doesn't love coming home to a just clean from floor to ceiling with fresh flowers and your stuff done for you?)
+Carol T you know,that's taking for granted.shes not something that u can make to clean for u x/
You forgot one. The Mothman: a slightly less weird alien but they lure a mob of people into their habitat because for some reason everyone wants to be in their presence. My freshman roommate was a total Mothman
The UN recently installed WiFi in my village, this 360p quality is amazing, it’s like the light skin college man is right in front of you lol
Underrated comment
I had a roomate I referred to as "Bacon" to my friends.
Never cleaned, stayed in her room all day everyday.
Everytime I'd come home the whole place smelled like bacon. Bacon everyday. At night I could wake up to the sounds in the kitchen and the scent of bacon.
My bff didn't believe until she came to sleep over and as soon as we walk in, the whole place smells like bacon and the kitchen was a mess.
It took me months before I could eat bacon again..
But - it’s bacon...
Should've named him "Heart Attack" instead
Gemnist Ikr?! The smell of bacon makes me want bacon. It's the gateway meat of vegetarians.
Bacon smell never goes away... but after reading this, I'm almost craving a slice now..lol
Tragoudistros.MPH Almost???
Me and my roommate are both robots and we've developed a competitive spirit making our standards escalate at an sustainable pace.
Ugh I'm such a nerd that sounds like my ideal life situation.
Would you accept a robot zombie?
Tada Suko
That's possible ?
This sounds amazing.
You live in heaven
Personal favorites
The kitsune: not bad of a guy but kinda of a weeb
The wendigo: skinny guy look like he’s never seen the sun and always wants you to do something with him.
Oh god I'm the wendigo
"Hey, how was your day?
*face plants onto bed*
I dunno what he's complaining about- that's an articulate and straight-forward answer.
The Comrade. Shares one little thing, and suddenly expects you to
do anything he asks so long as you aren't comatose.
what?
I think thats the robots
I feel attacked
That doesn't sound like a comrade to me.
@@kevinwillems8720 history will differ...
Crap, I realized I'm an Alien-Robot.
what if you got bitten by a zombie-vampire then died?
I can't die. I'm an alien-robot--I'm already dead. So no change would occur.
hunterkiller1440 same
Yup, same here
hunterkiller1440 sadly alien zombie
The fact that i first watched this while in high school and now having graduated college, i have experience every single one of these roommates
Vampire: Gamers who have found a love potion
Zombie: Neckbeards
You forgot the evil genius. He's absentminded and messy, and ridiculously smart, but you're pretty sure that whatever he keeps in that binder of his, working on it at all hours, never letting anyone else see it, it's probably plans or designs for some sort of doomsday machine.
The Mad Scientist!
I got the zombie. Dude pretzeled himself around the moldy trash on his bed and slept like that, sitting up. He played LoL all night on a mechanical keyboard. The tapping. Never. Stopped. He would set 5 alarms every morning but never get up. After all this, I found out that living alone in a studio apartment 5 minutes away would've cost the same as sharing that closet with the zombie.
Pretzeled himself..? XD Does that mean he hugged the thing?
KennedyEbony As in he contorted his body around the trash on his bed to sleep without touching it, even if it meant sleeping while sitting up
That is so weird and gross!
When I go to college I'm going to make some ground rules, like no smoking, no touching my food, no littering, no being loud in my section of the dorm, etc.
@@pamburke8043 dont expect anyone to give a shit about ur rules
I had a roommate that abruptly and without warning decided to live at home and commute without canceling his rent for an entire semester. I saw him a bit before the previous semester ended and didn't see him again until June moveout when he finally explained what happened. I was thankful at having my own room, but aghast at the thousands of dollars he totally wasted on dorm fees.
Remember when collegehumor was humor about college?
Kinda.
The Doll: just a sits in one place either staring at you or on a device, completely idle
Look away for one second and they move to a different location, completely silent
WEREWOLF-he is normal during day as the night descends he goes to the local bar and becomes THE BEAST.you won't hear from him all night and as Sun rises u get a phone call early in the morning to come pick him up with some clothes and cash. Some times with lot of cash if police are involved.
I've seen several people say werewolf, and I even said it, but you put it better than anyone else.
awww crap im that guy, im such a dick when you put it that way.
All these years later it hit me. I went to a college essentially a block and a half away from my parents house, but still did various forms of living away from home (it’s part of the college experience). But I spent a lot of time at home. I WAS THE GHOST!!
I currently have the ghost as my roommate. Literally never see this guy and he always closes his door whenever he leaves the apartment
Okay, I'll openly admit that back in the day, I was equal parts ghost, vampire, and alien. But that's alright, because I lived with a couple of alien zombies, and together, we scared all the robots away from our place, and coexisted in happy chaos, and thick clouds of pot smoke.
neuralmute imagina telling that to someone without context
This is probably more cringey than it should be
I want that...!
So you were a Chimera?
I'm the ghost, I keep to myself. Luckily I haven't had a roommate in a long time though lol
Flaming Gamer spooky ;P
+Laeric Thomas spoopy
He out ghosted the ghost
Maybe you have alot of roommates and they are all the "ghosts"
I lived with three ghost Roomates. So I had a 1220 sq foot apartment to myself.
Love how there’s always a kinda wholesome ending
Ghost roommate is best room mate, you basically have the room to yourself
true.. I am the robot, living with ghost.. nice tidy room to myself every night :P
I totally have the ghost. hes here sometimes but on the weekend totally disappears. I have no idea where he is right now...
Maybe he goes to his family like my brother.
he lives like 2 hours away
***** I can but driving four hours every weekend is a pain in the ass
Jacob Devine maybe he has a girlfriend
oma ana or a boyfriend
I had a ghost, a broken vampire, a bully, a psycho, a zombie (technically everyone) and pirate.
Many years ago before i was even in highschool i wondered if this video was actually true.
After having gone through college, i have had ALL of them. Some even were multiple roles, believe it or not, i had a cross between the organized one and the alien. It was weird...
I’m so afraid of getting the alien
@@talinite5916 It can be amusing at times... and downright cringey at others.
The Alien looks fun honestly
Natzu Dragoonel i have one and no, no she is not. She pisses me off
Is she from Russia, or California?
Dzelion Gurung. Or a Bong
and if its neither you-
Natzu Dragoonel true lols
I have a Sasquatch. Often elusive, but super smelly. Leaves random hairs all over EVERYTHING (literally everything, even the toilet). Makes a big mess. Excels at survival, raiding the food caches of his cohabiters (even the shit with your name on it because bigfoots can't read). His hideout is a cave of discarded tube socks, dirty laundry, and unidentifiable repulsive smells. Enjoys watching videos of himself.
***** lol glad i could help you out!
Well! I sorta died from laughing! You know I'm ghost typing right now! Come to my funeral, it's on sunday.
MaiCohWolf Besides the smells, one of my roommates is like that xD
MaiCohWolf Females can be Sasquatches too. I live with two girls with black hair down to their shoulders. My hair goes down to my butt. My hair is longer than both of theirs combined and I can still manage mine better.
Somehow, about once a week, masses of hair just appear in spots on the ground - it's not even a gradual buildup. It's as if they were brushing it, and instead of throwing out the hair that got stuck in the brush, they just dropped it on the ground and left. I'm almost worried for them, because no healthy person should be losing that much hair.
+OperaticSkeletonx That's me lmfao but I wouldn't drop it. I throw that shit away, and I have to make sure to collect it when showering so it doesn't clog the tub. I keep things pretty clean but my trashcan has a lot of hair in it...
The Alien killed me, my favorite part 😂❤️
That intro music is soooo nostalgic
I'm the ghost- the socially awkward you never see me except once a day but I stay up all night and keep to myself. I leave food in the fridge and apparently I'm so forgettable you eat it.
You sound a lot like me. The only difference is that I have a private mini fridge in my room. :P
Mosin Nagant
I need to get one >.< some of my food aint cheap
I'm the vampire meets the alien and kinda proud of it
Dude, are we the same person?
Mosin Nagant I love those... I wish I had one lol. but I only have to walk one room to get to the real fridge though
I had The Nightcrawler once. It's a mixed breed of ghost, vampire, and zombie. He sneaks around at night and I never see him in the day. I can only assume he went to class because of the missing shoes. He's responsible for massive amounts of food rotting under the table/inside drawers (yes). Late at night, I would be woken up by the sound of him giggling in a creepy laughter in the room next to me.
Merovyn Kellion LOL!!! "giggling in a creepy laughter" gosh he sounds like a right fiend lol!
Merovyn Kellion God that sounds just like me XD
Merovyn Kellion Nightcrawler?! The description makes him sound more like the Gremlin! XD
Merovyn Kellion That explains my life right there-
Sadly.
To start this semester I had a combo alien-zombie-vampire roommate. He was socially awkward, messy, but constantly locking me out of my room to get laid. Once he was reported, he just Kind of left. Now I have a ghost roommate.
Actually, I don`t see a difference between living with a ghost and living alone
It might actually be better to be with the ghost tbh.
The ghost might actualy call an ambulance or firefighter if there is a problem. (No really it is one of the problem with living alone, if you ever faint or have a serious accident.... maybe you have friends or good natured neiughbur that make a visit once a while but even then it could a long time till anyone notice.)
Living alone and seeing things in places they weren't before may be not that good tho
I had a roommate who blasted rap music all night, smoked dope, threw parties at our place without my permission, trashed the place, wouldn't flush the toilet after he used it, and then mouthed me because I threw away his pizza box. Which category does he fall into?
zombie vampire I say
Douchebaggius Maximus, that's the category he belongs in.
Zombie Vampire Alien
+Historian474 Zombie, I think
+Historian474 I hate walking into the bathroom and seeing a big ol' nasty turd in the toilet. Gross.
My first roommate was a combo of a few diff ones: the vampire, zombie & alien mainly. He would barely interact w/ me, he was either sleeping or gaming & not to mention he was always shouting at his computer while gaming. However my last 2 semesters I’ve had a single & I really enjoyed it
Is it bad that all of these roommates are me, but on different phases of Mood?
I am more like a werewolf. Pretty normal until I get drunk once a month and become an animal.
And not remember what happened last night.
Me except it’s more like every week
should've included the Stoner or The Gamer types
You never see them work or go to class and they are always home before you Constantly turning down social events while oblivious to current news they remain a skeleton in the closet
ha thats me only because i have only super early morning classes and work all weekend
the stoner is the zombies
I mean technically me applying a lot of hair products, dressing in black, hating sunlight, and getting female attention doesnt make me a monster either, its just the framing of how its said that makes monsters apply (in this case vampire). They could probably pull one off for gamer too. Then again gaming is more of a hobby than a personality. Stoner on the other hand...
Gamers should be necromancers ir something? bringing crowds with him to perform strange rituals full of noises and dark speech? yup that is cod and swearings
If there was a representation for me as a famous monster/college roommate, it would be Casper the Friendly Ghost- shy but wants to make friends
I loved being the ghost while in grad school. I would just be in the apartment to sleep and cook because I would either be studying at the library, hanging with friends, or working my pt job. The toilteries and stationary my roommates wanted would also magically appear out of nowhere. Just be sure you trade contact info: because i was gone so often, it was impossible to communicate especially because we didn't trade phone numbers lmao
I am a robot ... living with a zombie...
Maybe you will both learn to be more... human.
random blowup come to germany then. ;D
John Fuchs nope
you come to russia
Rip
+The Slick Android
We are almost the same person
I just love the alien roommate...
He is hilarious.
Look if cthulhu comes by my place he better be bringing me the damn world i didn't read that entire damn book for nothing!!!
10 years since this came out
I got stuck with the Miser room mate. That ass hat who looses his shit if the thermostat is just 1 degree above what he wants it to be. That prick who needs the apartment to be 55 degrees in the winter because gas and electric is "expensive." That same bastard who yells at you for washing dishes with too much dish water because "its all going to cost us.". And when we all get our utility bill at the end of the month, it winds up being 50 cents and he goes off ranting about how it should be 10 cents.
Yeah, I don't miss my room mate much.
that's why Jews should all have their own dorm... and their own showers...
I had this one roommate who would turn the thermostat to about 90 and I'd wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of sweat. Usually I'd wake up from him flushing the toilet 11 times consecutively while turning the sink on and off for 15 minutes.
Bob Butts why?you jealous of our money?
001yael not even funny. go bak to troll college loser.
Bob Butts Your comment wasn't any more funny, in fact it was far worse
That would suck being a Robot getting paired with a Zombie lol
i would choose the robot over the alien
Well to the Robot you're just another zombie/alien..
I am the Robot BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Cthulu. I'm dying. (going insane because of Cthulu's impossible angles)
Get me at my best angle
That sounded better in my head
I had a Zombie last semester, Vampire before that, and Ghost currently.
The detective: They may not know for now, but it's only a matter of time before they find out. You can find them peeking out of door cracks, hiding in bathroom stalls, or even pretending to walk around talking on the phone when they eavesdrop. They don't talk to you much, but when they do every word they drop is sweet and misleading.
So my roommate is a vampire zombie detective alien
i'm definitely the vampire but without the sex.
Faye Hyuga I am the zombie without the silent treatment.
That's fair.
I am the zombie.....and i don't know what to subtract from the description given in this video.
loll
I'm the alien, but I resemble ford prefect more than... that mess...
uni roomates in a nutshell:
first year: mixture of zombies and vampires
second year: robots and vampires
and by third year YOU become the ghost from ptsd of the previous years.
I saw this before I moved out and was like “haha funny but it’s not gonna be like that” and now I’m the ghost living with the robot
I had person he never talk THE whole year I heard him say hi the first time I saw him and cough once
were you roommates with mr. bean?
xxD
Sin Release me
If you went to pti that was me
Wtf