Tasting a 3-Course Meal in a Tube
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Love you guys but you dinguses , your meant to buy clean tubes from online and a different tube for different meal 🤣🤣🤣.
When this idea for the episode came to the drawing board, y'all should have looked into finding flavorless toothpastes. I know there are some that are made with natural stuff that would have probably cleaned out better. 🤷🏻
As somebody who regularly has to switch to semi-liquid foods because of a medical problem I see a few flaws in this attempt...
If you try again a few guidelines:
Less air in the product to be gellified, think pasta not bread/tortilla. The end texture will be better and more consistent with less lost flavor.
Avoid meat and egg. Most dairy is fine, great even, but pretty much no meat seems to take the process well and eggs clash with most foods that do handle being blended down decently.
Roughly a tablespoon of liquid to every three tablespoons (or quarter cup) of 'solid' will help make a more viable gel/dough.
Nothing fried, put simply frying and gellifying do not go together, it will not blend right.
Some examples of things that blend down very well are: Pasta with veggies (very soft cooked) and cheese sauce, burrito filling minus the tortilla (beans, cheese, and onions work well), fruit puree (fine chop and cook down a bit till soft and warmed through) which works well both with and without a cream/yogurt or sauce added.
You should have used chicken or beef broth instead of water as to not dilute the flavor and also I would have done the dessert separate.
Also... I would definitely buy "caramel should not smell like beef booolian" merch
Also...also... I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Elon showed up with Seal for an episode now
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I just gotta stitch the card holders and I got myself a snakeskin wallet.
Can't get any bad-ass then that either than the Bad Ass Mother F**ker Pulp Fiction wallet.
I love how Brian is the voice of God the entire episode.
I thought I was going crazy! That subtle delay was hard to notice.
Annaliese really dropped the ball on this episode.
According to the description she was the “Live audio engineer”
Whoever this Coly is as well, since they also have the same credit.
Alternate title: Jason and Brian Struggle with a Blender for 20 Minutes.
Alternative title for most episodes, Brian and Jason struggle with X for 20 minutes :)
Exactly. This could have been edited to five minutes
I notice a small amount of echo whenever Brian speaks...
Probably Jason's Mike has a slight delay compared to Brian's? Or some other mic.
That's just Brian's inner demon doing some harmonics
Thank god I thought I was going crazy
Yeah same.
Oh god I thought my headset was going crazy.
This reminds me, you guys should try hobo tomato soup or "ketchup soup" as well as various other hobo/great depression era meals that you can make for free when you're running from the Canadian Mounties- I mean your car breaks down...
My grandpa used to refuse to eat tomato soup from a can. Lol just give him some ketchup, hot water, and crackers
@@benjammin1304 Your grandpa sounds like an absolute chad.
@@benjammin1304 sigma grandpa
reminds me of prison food
Tomato soup cake
It would be cool to see you guys trying to make pemmican. Traditional Vs a modern take?
I can already picture the intro tts "the modern rogue makes ancient survival food"
I hope they see this.
modern rogue makes ancient survival food which also doubles as ancient survival shelter
ever been hit with a brick of that lol
they'd need a comparison with fruitcake lol
Fun Fact: 'Milk Milk Lemonade' can be sung to the tune of Back Sabbath's 'Iron Man'.
this has changed my life irrevocably
I have no will to live anymore
The more you knoooooow.
calling @william maranci ... on discord I guess because tags don't work on yt. but I will tell him about this.
Why did I immediately sing at full volume 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like they really missed an opportunity for the "Kiss from a Rogue" parody song
Oh, wow, yes.
I guess you just missed the part where Jason says donate to Patreon if you want them to sing Kiss From A Rogue
It looks like the inside of the tube needed to be cleaned where you were trying to seal it. The grease from the fried dough could prevent the plastic from melting to itself.
they should have cleaned the inside of the tube, then they would need less time to seal, avoiding melting and sealing would be stronger. Grease or residues prevent even melting/bonding
Anyone else notice the crazy reverb going on with their voices?
When blending high viscosity materials (such as an entire taco) it helps to tilt the blender 30º or so - it helps with allowing the material to slide down into the blades, instead of just hovering over them and avoiding getting sliced any further.
Just throwing this out there REI has 2 locations in Austin and they sell empty reusable tubes for condiments while hiking. Like a tooth paste tube without having to wash one out , but hey y’all do you lol.
Is it just me, or is there an echo on everything Brian says this video?
Also, there's three high-pitched beeps starting at 15:08; Morse code, it would be an S.
Hmmm...
Maybe THEY are in a tube…
he's clearly in Space
haven't watched till 15:08 but I definitely hear the echo aswell
Ya you can definitely hear Brian being picked up on another mic too
That's just the wizard voice he can't suppress it forever
You guys should make another and see how it ages like a year later like it was a MRE. Actually... that sounds like a good episode for you guys: Modern Rogue makes DIY MRE's for an increasingly unstable future. I think you guys should invest in a vitamix blender or something equivalent that will take all the abuse you guys throw at it.
There are a lot of dehydratable backpack meals! You keep the dry mix in a ziplock freezer bag and pour in hot water; insulate it a while and/or stir it, and boom, meal in a bag. You can even do it with boxed macaroni and cheese, I used to do it for late nights at work. Lentil soup works perfectly.
Depends on what they use. MREs have a TON of preservatives in it and or are dehydrated... The taco tube with added water will not hold up well for even a month or two... Will probably explode with the fermentation.
@@Blackpheonix99 Yeah, the Taco Tube will be bad in a couple of hours. I mean, it will be *even worse* in a couple of hours.
@@Just_Sara lol yeah given I was going off of if they refrigerated it but honestly if they refrigerated it then dropped it in some boiling water when ready to eat it would probably be a lot better. Given I definitely would have put it in separate tubes and made sure to clean it out enough to get rid of toothpaste taste which they probably could have done with taking out the inner lining
Is the echo on purpose? Brians mic seems messed up
It makes the procedure more official.
@@Mya-Scene certainly gives off the modern rogue charm
Am I wrong or is there... an ocassional echo?
missed opportunity to have 2 stunt doubles that look nothing like you but have glasses and a plaid shirt act like you. woulda been great.
that sad moment when Mr. murphy asks... "Tell me what will it be like on mars?" and Mr. Brushwood didn't say anything about rabbits... :(
"Thats the wrangler"
Yep... its Torchy's lol
@@MrBarcode - As someone from SATX where we have "real" tacos, its a really good place if you want something excessive and different.
Big fan of the Crossroads, personally
Those food tubes look to be more than 3.4 ounces. You're not going to be able to bring them on the flight to Mars.
Food in a tube. That's what I'm going to call sausages
ordinary sausage collab confirmed
@@coolboyyo654 I'd like to see how they'd turn a sausage into a weapon
How many times has Brian got Jason with the Number 2 Dessert remark, I can remember him saying that once before.
I love these videos where it just seems like one of them said something dumb and then they looked at each other and decided that it needed to be a video
This is pretty much exactly how this episode happened.
anyone else getting double audio/echo on Brian?
and this kids is how you know that blenders and food processers are not the same, when making anything thicker than a milkshake you need a food processor for it to really work
Damn, ya'll made me crave Torchys. I know you didn't say their name but the wrangler gave it away. I'm too damned far away for this xD
It was an "unanmed local taco shop" but you said wrangler and thats all i needed to know. Good choice gentlemen.
Best thing on (UNNAMED TACO RESTAURANTS) menu!
Years ago I had a bakery business selling at farmer's markets. I did full sized loaves, sandwich rolls, and if I didn't have an even six-pack of sandwich rolls, I'd make dinner rolls. One of my breads incorporated Nutella into the dough, and thus when baked would be a rich brown on the outside, and a smooth pale brown within.
Watching you squeeze dessert out of that tube reminded me of all the trials I had with the Nutella dinner rolls to not make them look like a pile of poo. My failures looked just as bad.
I'm by no means a blender expert...just more of a blender...parrot...seeing as I'm just repeating the thing I'm about to say...so interpret my internet-parroted-information as you will...
Blenders with a square pitcher will perform better as *object being blended* is more likely to bounce against the glass walls and back into the blades...as with a round pitcher the blades are likely to continually push the *object to be blended* around in circles/with the blades, reducing the amount of time they're being blendified
Bryan literally spread those 3 tubes on the plate like a artist. I thought he’d separate them, but it looked like he was drawing a masterpiece.
I love how they're slowly becoming more and more unhinged as time goes on. Its wonderful.
Why does Brian have a faint echo throughout the entire episode while Jason doesn't?
Next time you do this idea....try a food processor!!
Awesome videos as always!!!
Anyone getting an odd echo of Brian in this? Particularly at the start?
I feel like Seal was sitting at home watching this and thought, "Oh my god, they want me to come on. I'd love that!" And then you started to make fun of his career and he immediately called his agent and told him to never return your calls.
I felt the whole of it was flattering. Everyone loves seal.
"MILK use milk instead of water" Is what echoed in my brain when u did the queso paste lmao
As somebody who regularly has to switch to semi-liquid foods because of a medical problem I see a few flaws in this attempt...
If you try again a few guidelines:
Less air in the product to be gellified, think pasta not bread/tortilla. The end texture will be better and more consistent with less lost flavor.
Avoid meat and egg. Most dairy is fine, great even, but pretty much no meat seems to take the process well and eggs clash with most foods that do handle being blended down decently.
Roughly a tablespoon of liquid to every three tablespoons (or quarter cup) of 'solid' will help make a more viable gel/dough.
Nothing fried, put simply frying and gellifying do not go together, it will not blend right.
Some examples of things that blend down very well are: Pasta with veggies (very soft cooked) and cheese sauce, burrito filling minus the tortilla (beans, cheese, and onions work well), fruit puree (fine chop and cook down a bit till soft and warmed through) which works well both with and without a cream/yogurt or sauce added.
"This dessert isn't my favourite, but it's a solid number 2"
There ya go Brian, saved it 👍
Brian's face is my new Instagram profile picture. 🤣🤣🤣 And now it's on everything thanks Brian.
Get a blender that wasn't $30 from Wal-Mart. You use them so often and it's a tax write-off.
Modern Rogue with a Blendtec is something I need to see
often?
You mean once?
You aint gotta use something a ton of times for it to be a tax write-off. theyre such a small operation the irs wont give a damn about their returns lol
@@DismemberTheAlamo Those were two separate ideas.
They use blenders for stupid things all of the time so the expense is worth it.
Also, it's a tax write-off.
But, I agree, the IRS doesn't give a fuck about these bumbling idiots. :)
The Finnish military just straight up serves this. It's pulverized ham meat in a tube, probably meant to be eaten on these eye bread crackers. It's called "kinkkupasteija", made by Jalostaja, served on "näkkileipä".
Ooof, that cookie dough should come with a Lipitor and a stent.
Jason: "Do you know any other Seal songs?"
Brian: *starts naming random dance hit songs*
Seal, probably: Please don't associate me with clubbing...
But seal clubbing is a time-honored Newfoundland tradition
Brian+Jason=Gold and I'm so glad you guys are working together consistently. But seriously question to everyone, when these two started working together Jason was the sound of reason and Brian was the crazy one and now I feel like it's 100% flipped. The question is how crazy am I?
I thought it was "Liquor before beer you're in the clear, Liquor before intergalactic space travel; feel your insides unravel"
“Bad dog “ this is the quality content I come for
When no one catches Jason's pun after Brian's one... hahaha
This is modern-retro-futurism
I think Brian is going to laugh like grandpa Munster when he gets older! I can't wait to hear the transition. Keep on ya'll!
Now time for a 3 course meal from your favorite burger joint! in a nice compressed food bar
The next evolution of the Bass-O-Matic!
Funny banter guys
Bad dog!
Creating that #2 favorite dessert….
🤣🙀🙊
@9:29 Brian: "We Need Impulse Control!"
This could be the new title of the channel!
More like "Poor Impulse Control"😄
Brian and Jason have the legitimate adult job every 8 years old wanted
"Austin taco chains"
Takes one look at the table and knows where they are all from
Whole time I thought they'd use 3 different tubes... pleasantly surprised
I love that unamed taco restaurant 😂
Ah, yes. My favorite Seal song "Down With the Sickness"
blending cookie dough is a little over the top, all it takes is putting the cookie dough in a frosting bag/tube and squeeze it in there cause it being a dough already means it acts like a paste
The "Tell me about Life on Mars" to me translated to "Tell me about the Rabbits"
that local taco chain is good though
For sealing these things can you not use some kind of tool to allow to essentially re-wrap the toothpaste by doing very fall folds at the ends? Maybe like 2 or 3 would be enough and it hopefully wouldn’t take up a lot of room so you can put more stuff in the tubes. I was thinking like something you use to bend metal (Colin Furze has one, if you don’t know him check him out) and then you finish it off and basiclly use it to keep the folds small. Could maybe work idk thought it was worth mentioning
3:23 ahHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Brian even responded in Spanish!!
On this week's episode of "Will it Paste?"...
Imagine knowing any seal songs other than “kiss from a rose” and “killer”
Crazy
oh gawd. 2 guys... 1.... **run's away**
I like how there’s a light echo on Brian’s voice
why is there a volume level below the main one that i can hear?
Anyone else remember the film 'Traxx' with the puppy desserts. Was it 'Puppy Swirls'?
'Gazelles ain't got no voicebox...'
what if you guys freeze dried the food before blending? tat way it cant mold and you can bag them
And thus in the end of the 4th year of our lord Brian thus hath blessed us with a tube of taco!
"Salsa is Austin's water" pulls out a tiny condiment cup. Also you're not using enough queso, I'd dump that whole large condiment bowl in with the chips. Then add approximately another half pound of shredded cheese.
Madmen. All of them
You can purchase new empty tubes on Amazon. Or check with a pharmacist who compounds.
You can buy empty paint and toothpaste tubes on ebay (unused) if you want to try it without the minty freshness.
You can get new, unused ointment tubes. Check with any pharmacy that does compounding for dermatologists. You could also check with the University of Texas School of Pharmacy in Austin.
You can also get them off Amazon
"Just grab a soldering gun and solder it shut."
Right... the thing that gets covered with liquid lead all the time... that'll be food safe...
They’re rogues. They can take it.
Am I the only one hearing a slight echo ?
Brian is in space bro
Brian probably would recognize the actual Seal song Killer from Copperfield illusion "The Blade!"
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
When life gives you metaphors
The episode where Brian is stuck in a tunnel
So the next step are DIY-ed space suits?
Some of the expressions kind of reminds me of the "evil pranks only Satan would try" video
Torchys?? I have wanted to try them so much
I made sure to eat dinner prior to watching instead of during.
I'd break several kneecaps for that taco thing.
Imagine you are stuck in space eating weird foods from a tube and in the distance you hear brian....cackling like an asshole
My understanding of beer before liquor id that the expansion of the stomach due to the gas in the beer pushes the alcohol through the stomach lining and directly into your system quicker.
To the extent that there is any truth to it, I think it is more about the fact that it is far easier to over do it on concentrated alcohol than beer, and the more you drink, the less impulse control you are likely to have. So, it is better to start with the more dangerous liquor first when you have all your faculties.
So the whole beer before liquor thing is this. Beer alcohol accelerates your body's absorption of it & Liquor shocks your body into slowing the absorption. That is why beer first will make the hard A hit so much harder. Also .. HYDRATE!! One pint of water per drink between each will really help avoid the hangover & stave off your face plant into the floor. My PSA for the day ^_^
Ah, finally, the Modern Rogue weed episode
Prison made food in tubes sounds like it would happen more often than it does
At this point I can't believe that brian is actually disgusted by any food anymore, I've seen too much
Ah, so by "space food" we mean Mercury/Gemini (pronounced gem-in-eee) era and/or Soviet era space food.
Jiminy
@@animula6908 if you listen to videos/audio from the era, that is in fact closer to how they pronounce it than how people typically do today.
The echo is real
The first thing you get when you sit down at a mexican restaurant is chips with cheese dip? I've never seen that at a mexican restaurant, is that something you personally order, or is it just what they put on the tables by default in your region? Wait, egg and brisket? Oh tex-mex lol. I assumed there would be both mexican and tex-mex restaurants? Or does it all kind of blend together
2 guys 1 plate XD
18:02 Bryan sounds like some sort of Ron Swanson remake