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Which Boss Can Run Faster? (Speed Comparison) - Elden Ring

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  • In this elden ring video I'm testing which of the main bosses in elden ring can run faster. To test this I lined up all of the bosses on one side of the arena and I'm gonna have them race in a straight line to the other side of the arena to determine which boss is faster.
    The bosses I included are all the demigods such as Morgott, Godrick, Malenia, Mohg, Radahn, Rykard. Also I included bosses such as Maliketh, Godfrey, Hoarah Loux, Rennala, Radagon and the
    Elden Beast as well as broken bosses such as the laser golem and the full grown fallingstar beast.
    Timestamps:
    00:00 Intro
    0:54 Round One
    2:46 Round Two
    4:30 Round Three
    5:34 Round Four
    7:02 Bonus Round
    8:22 Semifinal One
    9:28 Semifinal Two
    10:19 Final Round
    12:23 Bonus Finale
    If you enjoyed this video and would like to see more elden ring boss vs boss battles and tests like this please subscribe and activate the notifications.

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  • @tomvandongen8075
    @tomvandongen8075 Рік тому +2652

    Leonard is such a good boy

    • @OH05
      @OH05 Рік тому +107

      The goodest

    • @RagingBrachy
      @RagingBrachy Рік тому +64

      And the fastest
      Nooo Leo is not the fastest :(
      He tried tho and thats what counts

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Рік тому +100

      ​@@RagingBrachyNo that's Maliketh.
      Imagine Radahn riding Maliketh.

    • @shallowglaive7892
      @shallowglaive7892 Рік тому +57

      I feel like Leonard in his youth might’ve won Radahn the race. He did very well for his advanced age. Definitely gotta give em that.😁👍

    • @Gaetan-Furminieux
      @Gaetan-Furminieux Рік тому +24

      ​@@TheStraightestWhitestRadahn, rider of Death 😅

  • @irtendor5885
    @irtendor5885 Рік тому +2349

    Radahn...
    The guy who brings a gun to a knife fight, and the guy who brings a horse to a marathon

    • @therosrex5488
      @therosrex5488 Рік тому +118

      More like a meteor to a sword fight, but ye

    • @bobertastic6541
      @bobertastic6541 Рік тому +138

      Radahn the kinda guy to bring an orbital icbm rocket to a sword fight

    • @kaiserdetectivegolden2735
      @kaiserdetectivegolden2735 Рік тому +25

      if he used his roaring running animation which is the fastest among his other moves
      he will win

    • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
      @hideous_taco_michael_zacki Рік тому +21

      And still gets outspeeded by a dog😢

    • @kaiserdetectivegolden2735
      @kaiserdetectivegolden2735 Рік тому +6

      @@hideous_taco_michael_zacki not done in his fastest moving
      him roaring and running over will give him a good chance of winning this

  • @RamaBrown
    @RamaBrown Рік тому +925

    Radagon has that old man energy of "I'll get there when I get there."

  • @Coaldrone
    @Coaldrone Рік тому +1219

    I'm so used to seeing these characters annihilate each other with enormous weapons and overblown abilities, watching them participate in a wholesome sports day is weirdly awesome

    • @anderfu8273
      @anderfu8273 Рік тому +40

      They still kind of beat on Ofnir.

    • @arbiterdidact1580
      @arbiterdidact1580 11 місяців тому +8

      Good enough for me

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Місяць тому +11

      Hey, Bowser gets invited to all the sports things Mario and co get up to. Some times you just need a day off ya know.

  • @henrryeaeaea
    @henrryeaeaea Рік тому +2211

    Maliketh beating all of them without one of his paws is such a flex

    • @SimonSenaviev
      @SimonSenaviev Рік тому +222

      Elden Beast beating everyone without even moving

    • @Danteeth
      @Danteeth Рік тому +37

      Thanks for the spoiler bro I enjoyed the video thoroughly after reading it

    • @Azzywrld224
      @Azzywrld224 Рік тому +27

      @@DanteethLMAO

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire Рік тому +2

      Paws

    • @casmsfrought9956
      @casmsfrought9956 Рік тому +28

      I hate the fact that in mobile UA-cam this comment shows up first so I'm instantly spoiled, THANKS UA-cam

  • @redbirb1571
    @redbirb1571 Рік тому +1968

    "Winner keeps destined death"
    Maliketh: Hell no

    • @teacupbirb4711
      @teacupbirb4711 Рік тому +250

      "I will not have it stolen from me again."

    • @NamelessAwarenessG
      @NamelessAwarenessG Рік тому +101

      Elden beast: So where's my destined death

    • @cryotheum
      @cryotheum Рік тому +59

      @@NamelessAwarenessG Tarnished: Here you go!

    • @NamelessAwarenessG
      @NamelessAwarenessG Рік тому +37

      @@cryotheum Elden beast: Thanks

    • @arthaswilliams9414
      @arthaswilliams9414 Рік тому +37

      ​@@NamelessAwarenessGtarnished:stabs eldenbeast with black knife

  • @Thamer4life
    @Thamer4life Рік тому +524

    If you consider Radahn's mobility being entirely dependent on Leonard, this race came down to 4 finalists that are all animals 😂

    • @hanan4332
      @hanan4332 22 дні тому +4

      Leonard can run 10 Times faster without radahn sit on his back.

  • @lubue5795
    @lubue5795 Рік тому +1602

    I suspected it was Maliketh.
    Once had a randomizer run where I faced him in the Fire Giant arena and that boy rushed down that mountain like mad and proceeded to murder me.

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 Рік тому +85

      Yeah Maliketh is super fast bith in speed and attack.

    • @mist0804
      @mist0804 Рік тому +21

      @@davidtsmith33 He is the bestest boi

    • @lulute8
      @lulute8 Рік тому +26

      "And proceeded to murder me" idk why but i creaked uo when i read it

    • @Person-tz1tk
      @Person-tz1tk Рік тому +17

      "they don't call it Destined Death for no reason"
      Maliketh probably

    • @metalsonic5669
      @metalsonic5669 11 місяців тому +18

      @@Person-tz1tk "Welcome to the Mountain Tops! Also your gonna regret this." -Maliketh, the Sprinting Death.

  • @benthede2531
    @benthede2531 Рік тому +918

    “Elden Beast disqualified for cheating.”
    Meanwhile Radahn literally uses gravity magic to make himself weightless and lets Leonard do all the work. Radahn isn’t even doing anything but sitting there

    • @TheThreeHeadedDragon
      @TheThreeHeadedDragon Рік тому +24

      Right?!

    • @mb-rc4zu
      @mb-rc4zu Рік тому +303

      Radahn wasn't the competitor, Leonard was. Radahn just filled out the paperwork for him.

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 Рік тому +145

      Obviously Leonard was the competitor. Radahn was only there for morale.

    • @c.s.7993
      @c.s.7993 Рік тому +29

      We all know elden beast won. Lol.

    • @Ghost_gc
      @Ghost_gc Рік тому +12

      Would you rather let him skip the running with the meteor attack?

  • @TheEtherealLord
    @TheEtherealLord Рік тому +406

    Mohg cares not for speed.
    The drip is all that matters

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 Рік тому +53

      And Radagon doesn't give a sh1t about anything except his swag

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +6

      does his phase two move any faster?

    • @YeprilesteR
      @YeprilesteR Місяць тому +4

      ​​@@thejuiceking2219Counting flying then yeah

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Місяць тому +5

      At least his bro proves he could book it if he tried.

    • @Aren61104
      @Aren61104 Місяць тому +4

      Meanwhile Rykard is just swaying his head listening to music

  • @TheStraightestWhitest
    @TheStraightestWhitest Рік тому +384

    1:33 Malenia proving that her eyes missing isn't just cosmetic.

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +31

      😂😂😂

    • @kaiserdetectivegolden2735
      @kaiserdetectivegolden2735 Рік тому +17

      well she has eyes and she opens them in the middle of second phase a little bit
      they are just covered with rot

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Рік тому +9

      @@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 Yeah I don't think she's fully blind. She has lizard eyes.

  • @PANOSCrazyGreek
    @PANOSCrazyGreek Рік тому +550

    The fact that the Runebear is pretty much the fastest common enemy in the game, is the biggest Bullshit ever

    • @SwiftyEmpire
      @SwiftyEmpire Рік тому +124

      Trust me from experience, they run faster than torrent

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 Рік тому +66

      ​@@SwiftyEmpireIt makes sense. Horses only have stamina over their predators. Most predators, such as bears and felidae have faster short bursts of speed but they can't maintain it as long as their prey.

    • @SwiftyEmpire
      @SwiftyEmpire Рік тому +122

      @@ub-4630 OH TRUST, THE RUNEBEAR CAN MAINTAIN THAT SPEED AS LONG AS YOUR ALIVE

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 Рік тому +14

      @@SwiftyEmpire Yeah, it's just broken when you put that in a game where NPCs don't get tired.

    • @angiesworld8038
      @angiesworld8038 Рік тому +9

      ​@@SwiftyEmpireNo one runs faster than Torrent! Lol

  • @trixxy8002
    @trixxy8002 Рік тому +214

    1:30 My headcannon is that Malenia could have easily run through the hole in the pillars. But since she is blind she faceplanted into the pillar right in front of her xD

  • @karolinakira8576
    @karolinakira8576 Рік тому +866

    I'm surprised that the tree spirit moves so fast. You usually fight them cramped in someones garage.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess Рік тому +183

      Yeah it's what makes fighting them so annoying, they're moving like they're on coke in a student appartment

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 Рік тому +12

      Those things are fast

    • @orangenostril
      @orangenostril Рік тому +20

      It makes their fights so much more intense, it's like trying to wrestle a giant snake striking at you

    • @malekith33
      @malekith33 Рік тому +6

      Usually yes, but the one in mt gelmir is in a wide area. I figured he was fast the hard way.

    • @izzytoast743
      @izzytoast743 Рік тому +7

      SOMEONES GARAGE HAHAHA

  • @misterhyde408
    @misterhyde408 Рік тому +241

    Lmao even in racing Godrick managed to get absolutely shit on😂

    • @DD-gc1yt
      @DD-gc1yt Рік тому +41

      Yeah those chicken legs were not built for speed.

    • @hez8719
      @hez8719 Рік тому +29

      Poor guy looked like he was seriously struggling; Pulling a bus uphill kind of struggling.

    • @Kagezava
      @Kagezava Рік тому +8

      I wonder what the boss fight would be like if Godric thought of attaching fast and strong legs to himself? It would make him 5 times stronger probably. For example, he could attach himself the legs of a royal ghost (that centipede that teleports, spits poison and causes huge damage while holding you in a stunlock (like a skeleton wheel))

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Kagezava kinda want to see a boss that uses grafting of stronger entities like runebears and crayfish, or they graft a basilisk head to them that inflicts deathblight

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +3

      would've loved to see a race between Godrick, Radagon and the Laser Golem

  • @-.DIO.-
    @-.DIO.- Рік тому +120

    Radagon not giving a shit and deciding to just walk is such a boss move ngl

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +13

      should've been one between godrick, radagon and the laser golem

  • @pimpsterpidgeon4502
    @pimpsterpidgeon4502 Рік тому +334

    Maliketh using only 3 legs while awkwardly holding a giant sword on one side and still manages to beat other similar creatures using all their legs, what a flex.
    I also wonder how fast Hoarah Loux is if he just spams the dash without the stomp like he doesn't in his fight.

    • @R-XI_Sulla
      @R-XI_Sulla Рік тому +20

      Or malenia
      Remember
      Most died the 1st time after the cutscene

    • @ivanfire4
      @ivanfire4 Рік тому +3

      Well, if Radahn's horse didn't have to carry him he would be the fastest.

    • @mist0804
      @mist0804 Рік тому +11

      @@R-XI_Sulla Endless waterfowl dance and she just staggers anyone next to her and blitzes onward

    • @vergilthealphaandomega8189
      @vergilthealphaandomega8189 Рік тому +11

      @@ivanfire4 actually no, cause he's actually using gravity magic to be weigtless (or floating sligtly above him ) either way leonard is not slowed down.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +7

      @@vergilthealphaandomega8189 actually, even though Leonard doesn't have to carry Radahn's weight, he still has to carry his mass, he still has to accelerate his mass + Radahn's mass

  • @xzardas541
    @xzardas541 Рік тому +168

    Elden beast: Swims through reality itself.
    Wins the race.
    Refuses to elaborate.
    Phases through wall and leaves.
    Also I hoped to see Radahn just go meteor mode...

  • @tnntaronewsnetwork4514
    @tnntaronewsnetwork4514 Рік тому +648

    This was just fun and unique. Poor old Rennala really tried

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +137

      So did Godrick 🤣

    • @valentinvas6454
      @valentinvas6454 Рік тому +147

      40 year old woman style running but still destroys a stone pillar 😆

    • @thecaelum7513
      @thecaelum7513 Рік тому +28

      @@valentinvas6454slow and steady 🤣

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Рік тому +70

      You could almost see the toast in her mouth

    • @pinkvillafantasy
      @pinkvillafantasy Рік тому +22

      Rennala might actually be as fast as Malenia though in running speed. We should see the mid range runners go up against each other too.

  • @rheyshassell585
    @rheyshassell585 Рік тому +178

    Godrick really is the first proper boss of the game. Bro gets out classed by everyone

    • @atwilliux456
      @atwilliux456 Рік тому +34

      Even rykard a giant snake creature is faster then him

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Рік тому +14

      @@atwilliux456 I was SHOCKED at that because given Rykard's arena and size he barely has reason to move in the first place.

  • @RagingBrachy
    @RagingBrachy Рік тому +355

    Radagon doing a badass slow walk like a chad

  • @valentinvas6454
    @valentinvas6454 Рік тому +272

    A bonus round could have been Elden Beast vs Radahn in meteor form.

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +101

      Problem is that Radahn's meteor animation goes straight but also down

    • @walaxometrobixinodrink1727
      @walaxometrobixinodrink1727 Рік тому +56

      let me add flying Placidusax

    • @franciscodetonne4797
      @franciscodetonne4797 Рік тому +41

      Also thundercloud Placifusax, rolling Ancestral Spirit and rolling Foreskin Noble.

    • @EdwardShen
      @EdwardShen Рік тому +13

      Radahn's meteor is teleportation but takes ten seconds to consume. Elden beast's skill is high-speed movement.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 Рік тому +2

      ​@@BjornTheBearim also straight and go down til im basically radahn thx bb

  • @setsunaes
    @setsunaes Рік тому +146

    Wait, I had never before seen Rennala running. lol And When you think that Godrick can't be more disappointing he lost a race against a malformed snake that can barely move with his tiny skinny legs.

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +18

      😂😂😂 Poor Godrick

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC Рік тому +14

      Let Godrick be a lesson to you, never skip leg day

  • @marvinschneider7981
    @marvinschneider7981 Рік тому +178

    Rennala runs so gracefully!

  • @therosrex5488
    @therosrex5488 Рік тому +292

    Man, love more wacky content like this.
    I mean, I adore the fights and gauntlets, don't get me wrong! But testing the AI like this is really neat to see!
    Wonder what other non-combat challenges you can do with them....

    • @Halibel764
      @Halibel764 Рік тому +11

      It's not wacky to fulfill acknowledgment and curiosity!

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 Рік тому +9

      Since a lot of them have long range attacks, could you theoretically set up an archery tournament?

  • @jakeniclaz5393
    @jakeniclaz5393 Рік тому +213

    I think Horah Loux´s dash would have been a great addition as well

    • @imannam
      @imannam Рік тому +51

      yeah, it's stompless too so he doesn't stop

    • @kixakii436
      @kixakii436 Рік тому +24

      ​@@imannamalso i still believe that phase 1 godfrey would have beaten radagon if the animatiion wasn't bugged, because when you're fighting him and you get far away he closes the gap much faster without any pauses inbetween, unlike the one in the video

    • @Cobravenom69
      @Cobravenom69 Рік тому +16

      If dashes were involved malenia and Horah Loux probably would have way up there in speed, same with the Elk spirit guy. Or if they included the Roll attack of the Fat God Skinner lol xD would have been great.

    • @user-hs6tz9rh3z
      @user-hs6tz9rh3z Рік тому +7

      @@Cobravenom69the fat roll is in the video

    • @Cobravenom69
      @Cobravenom69 Рік тому +3

      @@user-hs6tz9rh3z only in the bonus tho. Not in the actual race lol

  • @Danny_Boii02
    @Danny_Boii02 Рік тому +128

    quickly went from a family friendly race to "who's the youngest, least crippled, abomination that's still bodily abled?" contest
    also props to Godrick for his astounding losing streak!

  • @zx9203
    @zx9203 Рік тому +54

    Radagon’s slow walk killed me. Take your time man.

  • @sebastienrameau
    @sebastienrameau Рік тому +34

    Radagon : "Why would I run when I can teleport ?"
    Laser Golem : "Why would I run ?"

  • @MakoWoman
    @MakoWoman Рік тому +39

    The pan over to Radagon on a casual stroll just killed me

  • @mauricioau_0742
    @mauricioau_0742 Рік тому +106

    Elden beast is terrifying

    • @eetfuk3571
      @eetfuk3571 Рік тому +59

      a fucking gummy worm is approaching you in 200km per hour is a fucking horrifying thing to witness.

    • @FeeDBacKMKII
      @FeeDBacKMKII Рік тому +11

      @@eetfuk3571 and the worst thing is you need to chase him without torrent

    • @eetfuk3571
      @eetfuk3571 Рік тому +16

      @@FeeDBacKMKII luckily enough he's not running towards us, it's running away so you're just gonna be annoyed instead of being terrified.

  • @jroberts2nd
    @jroberts2nd Рік тому +57

    Okay this is your best video and most creative usage of Gideon yet. I laughed too hard at him getting flattened by the Elden Beast’s nyooming over him.

  • @Do_You_Fear_Me
    @Do_You_Fear_Me Рік тому +47

    I just realized that i've never seen Rennala just running

  • @mlekoimleko
    @mlekoimleko Рік тому +35

    I love to see running Rennala, her animation is so fitting :D also Radagon's just a cool guy, he doesn't need to make haste.

  • @lotusluminance5872
    @lotusluminance5872 Рік тому +630

    Put Miquella in the place of Gideon on the pillars and Mohg will be the fastest of them all.
    Mohgwyn Time aside, I'm looking forwards to more of these non-combat challenges for the bosses!
    Edit: I hereby formally apologise to the Lord of Blood. The media (Miquella) convinced me he was a Mohglester.

    • @grandmacrinkle8094
      @grandmacrinkle8094 Рік тому +96

      mogh just wanted to get a cupcake and go back home

    • @lordlawrence9781
      @lordlawrence9781 Рік тому +71

      Would be a race against him and Malenia

    • @Dahrk_Angel
      @Dahrk_Angel Рік тому +12

      @grandmacrinkle8094 That's kinda funny to anyone who actually understands that joke lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gryphon_2006
      @Gryphon_2006 Рік тому +39

      Mohg's wings have never grown any faster than before at that point😂

    • @tartagliairuma5352
      @tartagliairuma5352 Рік тому +23

      Mohglester

  • @grassblock7668
    @grassblock7668 Рік тому +38

    1:41 Mohg walking up to the column and shattering it is kind of a mood

  • @lazyfrogofjustice19
    @lazyfrogofjustice19 Рік тому +353

    wait, Rennala has a running animation?

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +190

      She does and it's so funny

    • @xanderus694
      @xanderus694 Рік тому +106

      @@BjornTheBear your description of her running style was way to accurate

  • @glorytoukraine5524
    @glorytoukraine5524 Рік тому +21

    It's surprising how fast Maliketh is, given how small the arena is. Guess you can never outrun Death
    "Lemme run to the other side to heal really quick-"
    "HERE'S MALI"

  • @radpenguin2095
    @radpenguin2095 Рік тому +58

    I do like how Mohg menacingly power walks everywhere.

  • @rameenz1178
    @rameenz1178 Рік тому +33

    This was hilarious. Rennala with the jazz hands, radagon dgaf, and good boy leonard

  • @lodestar2733
    @lodestar2733 Рік тому +98

    This video was actually pretty rad! Honestly now I kinda want to see a race of Spirit Ashes LOL

  • @purehollow
    @purehollow Рік тому +82

    Maliketh fastest boy in the lands between

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +33

      Fastest and goodest boi

    • @Andriy_Sklyar
      @Andriy_Sklyar Рік тому +1

      @@BjornTheBear but is he the fastest in the whole Elden ring? and by the way you didn't put the knights of the Erd trees in the race

  • @knightgabriel1311
    @knightgabriel1311 Рік тому +42

    You know, one type of video I'd like to see would be a "smart" version of various bosses, where you do your best to improve their ai. A good start would be Gideon because his ai is often what holds him back so much, he has access to such a wide variety of spells but he just selects them randomly and his dodge ai is pretty broken

  • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
    @hideous_taco_michael_zacki Рік тому +135

    Sometimes I really feel like Maliketh is much more of an MC in this game than we are 😂. His badassery is too much to handle.

    • @kylegivens3120
      @kylegivens3120 Місяць тому +7

      Cool name? Check. Pleasant aesthetics? Check. Interesting lore? Check. Awesome weapon? Check. Competent fighter? Check. Splendid voice? Check. Popular?(Especially with furries for obvious reasons) Check. Maliketh has strong main character energy indeed.

    • @melchiordelaunay2539
      @melchiordelaunay2539 25 днів тому +2

      ​@@kylegivens3120My boi deserves a second hp bar. From soft made him dirty.

  • @DecimaarZ
    @DecimaarZ Рік тому +47

    Damn, Maliketh is the fastest and hits the hardest, who would’ve thought.

  • @YourBestBudFlowey
    @YourBestBudFlowey 27 днів тому +5

    This was a fun change of pace than the usual videos. I fully expected the Red Wolf Of Radagon to win, thought he'd zoom to the end.
    Poor Leonard can't keep up with the more youthful animals. Radahn needs to give his boy a bit of a break.
    Also great to see even in a non-fight video Gideon still needs help.
    Rennala's run has some serious mom vibes & I love it. She looks like she's late to her book club.

  • @Vodhka
    @Vodhka Рік тому +81

    Before I watch, gonna just guess right now that Maliketh wins. Just two days ago I was watching Aggy do his randomizer no hit attempts and Maliketh outpaced Torrent and would have caught him if he didn't leave aggro range.
    EDIT: yep

  • @Intentionallyfrogged
    @Intentionallyfrogged Рік тому +15

    chadagon walks everywhere he is in no rush

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +1

      Lucky him

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 Рік тому +2

      He gets around on time by travelling a full day before any appointement

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry Рік тому +11

    I love how Radagom just casually walked not giving a shit

  • @Neptunequeen42
    @Neptunequeen42 Рік тому +13

    Honestly, I respect radagon's chad walk. he's choosing not to dignify this competition with true effort.

  • @dec222
    @dec222 Рік тому +22

    ngl I was hoping Rykard would do his big hop attack across the arena, splashing lava all the way.

  • @Grizz_129
    @Grizz_129 Рік тому +136

    Even in this challenge Godrick lose 😂

    • @biscuit2595
      @biscuit2595 Рік тому +29

      You'd think he'd have a leg up due to all the limbs he has, but he's still a failure

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +52

      He put too much weight on grafting the 3rd leg

    • @HK_BLAU
      @HK_BLAU Рік тому +20

      @@BjornTheBear legends say he grafted the "member" of a dragon there, which probably greatly hinders his mobility

    • @pl_on
      @pl_on Рік тому +3

      boar..

    • @jeremiahsmith2037
      @jeremiahsmith2037 Рік тому +10

      I was gonna say it was unnecessary to include Rykard, then he beat Godrick.

  • @josecarlosdelacruz8642
    @josecarlosdelacruz8642 Рік тому +22

    I didn't know Rennala has a running animation xddd

  • @EDMemm
    @EDMemm Рік тому +18

    This is the best Elden Ring content I've seen 😂 More please!

  • @KKKuma
    @KKKuma Рік тому +9

    Radagon: The time it takes to finish this race is nothing to the eternity we pursuit.
    Godfrey: Do you know the reason why it was called "The Long March"

  • @syntheticempathy
    @syntheticempathy Рік тому +13

    I can tell you put some extra effort in this edit, especially with the sound & special effects! Well done Bjorn, you get a big like from me 😁👍

  • @ObsessionWithEyes
    @ObsessionWithEyes Рік тому +13

    You should do this but make the pillars/finish lines into enemies so that they are hostile. I feel if, for example, placidusax was hostile, he'd just hop in the air and divebomb haha. It would give completely different results, I think.

  • @Farabyss
    @Farabyss Рік тому +5

    Nice work with the camera shots ! Was fun !
    Also Rennala being taller than Radagon gives her the ultra-mommy title ! And kinda in shape for a book worm in her 40's !

  • @MuscleWizard_FR
    @MuscleWizard_FR Рік тому +8

    Okay now THAT'S NEW......and pretty fun to watch lmao
    Nice job for the camera angle too 🙂

  • @Definitleef
    @Definitleef Рік тому +26

    Malenia running through the pillar really speaks to her character. She's on the grind.

  • @friendoftheoyster3906
    @friendoftheoyster3906 Рік тому +8

    I guess Maliketh really is just a really suped up rune bear, except his Rune is the Rune of Death. His running animation seems to be a slight variation of the Rune bear, and in Maliketh’s Beast Clergyman form, he reallr resembles the rune bear’s shape. Super fun challenge!

  • @petsdinner
    @petsdinner Рік тому +7

    The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *boop*. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • @Light_ning
    @Light_ning Рік тому +7

    Radagon with the GIGACHAD movement

  • @TurboJohn74
    @TurboJohn74 Рік тому +10

    Life lesson learned here is:
    Nothing is faster than Destined Death

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 Рік тому +3

    I like how Rykard was bobbing left and right the whole way.
    He dint care about winning. Man was just vibin and having a good time.

  • @vervetwrydavigy3006
    @vervetwrydavigy3006 Рік тому +9

    the image of Mohg walking face first through that pillar in the first race amuses me greatly.

  • @MrCritic77
    @MrCritic77 Рік тому +40

    I can’t say I thought Rennala running would have seemed so weird to look at.

  • @SAmaryllis
    @SAmaryllis Рік тому +3

    I loved that you included the bonus dash round! I was literally just thinking, well, what if the godskin guy rolled all the way to the finish line LOL

  • @theone2762
    @theone2762 Рік тому +10

    I'd say Radagon is rather too proud to run.

  • @Baron_O_Beefdip_
    @Baron_O_Beefdip_ Рік тому +19

    12:25 In another timeline; Marika made a bet with the Gloam-Eyed Queen for Destined Death in the form of this race 😂

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Рік тому +2

    Of course the one with a horse… oh my the second group SLAY

  • @Trimondius
    @Trimondius Рік тому +17

    5:15 I just noticed that Fire Giant is actually limping when walking.Its the first time Im realising this and why we attack that spot for extra damage.

  • @andressalazar5379
    @andressalazar5379 Рік тому +8

    - it was a contest for demigods
    - yeah, and leonard beat theirs brains out

  • @sudhanshusinha623
    @sudhanshusinha623 Рік тому +6

    Nobody:
    Joe Rogan: you would be a fool to think you can outrun a bear

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 5 місяців тому +2

      Malekith: i don't think i can outrun a bear, i KNOW i can

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 місяці тому +2

    Goes to show why Maliketh will always be the absolute GOAT in all categories except for tankiness lol

  • @whoknows4780
    @whoknows4780 Рік тому +3

    I’ve been loving the boss vs. stronghold videos. Just got around to watching them. Thanks for the vids, these simulator videos are fun for me.

  • @SolRynn
    @SolRynn Рік тому +6

    This was a fun watch. I knew Bear was fast, but 2nd (3rd if we count the cheater lol) fastest is surprising.

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 Рік тому +7

    This was novel! I loved it, the only way it could have been improved was if Gideon was set to one health so the first person to knock him off the pillar would kill him

  • @stevenelliott8977
    @stevenelliott8977 Рік тому +4

    Yooo you really did it! Mad respect. There were some really close matches

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 5 місяців тому +3

    I actually expected Radahn to be the top contender. Interesting to see that Maliketh is really that fast.

  • @natalironaldo
    @natalironaldo Рік тому +7

    That was SO entertaining to watch 😂

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +3

      Glad you enjoyed dude

    • @natalironaldo
      @natalironaldo Рік тому

      @@BjornTheBear Loved it. Hope we can see more soon 😁👍

  • @Cringe_Lord
    @Cringe_Lord Рік тому +4

    Noble, after the race, decided that it was time to finally hit the gym after Apostle had suggested for a while

  • @tropezando
    @tropezando 24 дні тому +2

    Radagon is me in the morning, back sore and stiff and trying not to piss myself

  • @Tyzami96
    @Tyzami96 Рік тому +5

    Lol when I first saw the title I thought to my self; damn he must be running out of ideas but this was actually a lot of fun to watch! Really good editing as well. Keep up the awesome content 😄

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +3

      Never had so many ideas in my life actually 😂

  • @LillyAnarkitty
    @LillyAnarkitty Рік тому +9

    I would’ve liked to see how Malenia’s dash stacked up as well

  • @lpckalksjdllsndlkskzkslald5918

    in the "who can break through leyndell" vid, i literally wondered who is the fastest after seeing doggie bookin it up the stairs. get out of my head get out of my head

  • @willow1601
    @willow1601 Рік тому +7

    I wanted to see Beast Clergyman Gurank, I always thought before the Maliketh part he was uber fast

    • @EdwardShen
      @EdwardShen Рік тому +6

      Beast Clergyman and Maliketh are the same model. It's equivalent to changing the skin version. So the running speed should be the same

  • @GhibliHeroine
    @GhibliHeroine 14 днів тому

    I hadn't seen this video before, it's now my favorite on your channel

  • @ItsKindaWeirdBro...
    @ItsKindaWeirdBro... Рік тому +4

    A great race between Maliketh and the rune bear. And the falling star beast and the putrid spirit.

  • @samthepigman4069
    @samthepigman4069 Рік тому +6

    I love how silly all their walking animations are. Also elden beast does walk sometimes but it is slow as all hell

  • @nickpalmer8214
    @nickpalmer8214 Рік тому +2

    Welcome to the elden ring Olympics!!!!
    God's an demigods around the lands between are here to show you what it truly means to be a warriors an true gods in the lands between.
    Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!

  • @ls91gmc
    @ls91gmc 15 днів тому

    Man, I enjoyed this. It's just so chill. Awesome music too, BTW.

  • @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268
    @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 Рік тому +5

    I actually beat Elden Ring today, so it’s kewl to see more of this content

  • @mensarius6432
    @mensarius6432 Рік тому +17

    Malenia has really fast quick dashes but they're distinct from her regular jogging animation and so don't show up here, e.g. what she does right before she thrusts or does her rapid prostheses slice. She should've been in the dash round.
    Also can all these bosses actually run through pillars did you mod that?
    Also how big is this arena actually in terms of meters? I'm curious how fast they were.

    • @BjornTheBear
      @BjornTheBear  Рік тому +4

      They can yes

    • @mensarius6432
      @mensarius6432 Рік тому +6

      @@BjornTheBear That's actually really interesting, are all bosses able to do that? Because I've definitely seen some bosses in e.g. catacombs getting caught on those pillars trying to run at me. It seems weird that they'd specifically program bosses like Radagon, Malenia, and Godfrey to be able to smash through stone obstructions like that when their arenas don't have any.

    • @kaiserdetectivegolden2735
      @kaiserdetectivegolden2735 Рік тому +3

      @@mensarius6432 those in Dragon lord arena aren't the same as catacombs arena

    • @pinkvillafantasy
      @pinkvillafantasy Рік тому +1

      We need to see Malenia race with her waterfowl dance, that attack can carry her across her arena in a second especially in her phase 2.

  • @jefferywalker43
    @jefferywalker43 Рік тому +1

    This is by far the most entertaining souls related video I’ve ever seen lol

  • @Zarnirox
    @Zarnirox 14 днів тому

    I love this. It's like when Mario and Bowser take a break from fighting each other to go go-karting.

  • @Bijrijder
    @Bijrijder Рік тому +3

    This was so well made, good job

  • @alkd7360
    @alkd7360 9 місяців тому +4

    1:52 that killed me

  • @AlastorAltruistGaming
    @AlastorAltruistGaming Місяць тому +1

    Everybody else: *runs fast*
    Radagon & Golem: Slow & steady wins the race!

  • @m.wafiraihan1364
    @m.wafiraihan1364 28 днів тому

    I know the video's been 11 months old, but i gotta say...
    ...i love the thumbnail of the video, it's like a bunch of mismatch ragtag team running towards one final battle against hoards of enemies.