Greg tells the leftover jokes from the week
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- Опубліковано 25 січ 2024
- Fox News host Greg Gutfeld and guests run through the unused jokes from the week on ‘Gutfeld!’
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How anyone can vote Democrat at this point is absolutely insane
That's the same comment you have posted so many times I lost count. Material hard for you Russians to come up with these day's. No double gulp of vodka for you tonight.
@@mountainpride So you are voting for Joe without vodka? I'd think one goes hand and foot.
@rebelnpink1968 If you can't understand why someone is voting for the other party, then that's on you. Both have good and poor qualities
Joe’s fishing for a reason to cancel the dance next November because he knows that he can’t win. If he starts a conflict here or abroad, he’ll do just that.
Nobody votes Demonrat. That's the purpose of the invasion of people who can't read
Wouldn't be Friday Night Leftovers without a Joy Behar joke😊😊😊😊😊😊
Joy is too busy slopping up at the local Golden Coral!
@@tobybigham4196 with Chris Christie
The View should be called The Heifers 🐂🐂🐂
or..the sweathogs ! LOL
@@nhmooytis7058
Pretty sure the behar home is the last place you'd find any leftovers 😂
defund the feds ... or ... defed the funds.
I stand with Texas because I consider it standing for the American people
You gotta laugh when there’s about 20 million Americans ready to drive to Texas to help the governor. What happens if the governor of Texas deputize is everybody with a Texas drivers license as a Texas Ranger?
If I had the ability to easily buy a gun, I would go to Texas.
@@Awestefeld6612 The poor man's James Bond has full blue prints for a 45 caliber fully automatic weapon.
I'm in
@@Awestefeld6612 Just go....someone there will have one for you :)
20 million? More like 74 + million.
The Greg Guttfield show is the best late night show on tv and he has the ratings to back it up
The other late night shows are nothing but left-wing hate-fests.
So true, some of his jokes bomb, but they are all at least objective and insightful. They don't push a certain agenda or narrative like other evening or late-nite talk shows.
Gutfeld Rules!! 😆
@@dttruman…and the audience claps and laughs are genuine unlike the woke late night shows where the audience are directed by prompts to clap/laugh.
"He later said, Glurg morf blaga flep!" That's priceless, Greg.
Anyone in Government that is a DEMOCRAT name WEINER should automatically have a laptop audit every week.
His appearance was associated with MORE loss of freedom by the coddling and removal of responsibility - just floor it and safely drive 10 mph over . . . . He wants to put us in a safe box.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I don't think democrat was the optimal stress test here. You could easily just lead with "Weiner" by itself!!! lol
After all, didn't you notice the surname his wife uses?
Weiner has such outrageous homosexual laws for children.
Greg's journalist rant tonight is off the charts!!👍
@@JEWCIFERSHEKELSTEALER pitiful,
News flash Bejing Biden is backing down on his empty threats on Texas😂they want to fix the problem Texas fixed it problem solved..😄
I always look forward to this weekly segment.
83 million dollars that lawsuit trump just got smacked with by that women is literally more than the votes Joe Biden had last time and you actually fuccin think he’s gonna win a general???
That John is a giant gayfish ..lmao
Hilarious as always!😂
Never ever in my worst nightmares and terrors have I dreamed that we would live times like today! Please someone, wake me up and tell me this is not true, it can't be true!
We just can't allow the establishment to keep cheating in the elections. We have to say no to Mail-in-Ballots, and voting without ID! Joe prior to Mail-in-Ballots couldn't even get 1% of the vote in 1988 and 2008. And with Mail-in-Ballots, he is suddenly more popular than Obama or Kennedy!
If you read the Good book, you know man is imperfect, and the world would suffer. This is to test your mettle, your first realization that Life is a puzzle and not paint by number. God wants us to be worthy and so we are tested. it's a great time to be alive and aware. Stay vigilant and journey safely.
World traveler here. We act like it is such a mystery here in the USA how to close a border to illegal imigration. Meanwhile almost every other country in the world handles the probem without fuss . We are the only country in the world that cannot seem to do the needfull. Arrest them , deport them , do not allow them to cross by use of physical force. There problem solved.
“I would make sure in fact, that we immediately surge to the border all those people seeking asylum. They deserve to be heard. That is who we are, we are a Nation if you are fleeing oppression or you want to come, you should just come!” ….. Joe Biden 2020 Democrat Primary debate speech
@@tobybigham4196that's what he said and he did it. Don't distract that the election was rigged.
"World traveler here" doesn't know his butt hole from apple butter. I wonder why he hasn't heard of the muslinization of europe? There are no "closed borders" to immigration anywhere in the christian world.
Liberals want you to feel like a racist because you want unvetted people with possible criminal history and no immunization records to have to wait to come to the US. As if any country would let you do that. You can't even walk to Niagara Falls Canada without standing in line.
FJB four years I could afford my groceries. Now I struggle .
Biden is not responsible for your failure. lm sure you have someone to blame for all your bad decisions
Well, the stock market is up. So all the rich people are doing good. Guess you picked the wrong side according to Dictator Joe!
I guess that's the new Biden diet.
I thought the RFK quote, "Biden's failure to secure the border leaves states no choice but to take matters into their own hands", was leading to a joke about Jeffrey Toobin. 🤭
😂
I don't think he can anymore. Didn't Toobin suffer from a massive stroke?
He then referred to it as a "humanitarian crisis" which it is not. He is a Kennedy. They are all snakes.
My favorite night of the week, Greg's Leftovers. Tonight was off the charts!!
Lol, I was forwarding again, halfway thru leftovers.
God bless Texas
And Cancun…
Greg's question to Kat was missing a big "A SEXIST WOULD SAY!!!"
I wouldn't know, i skip over her.
I love that Doug is the shorts and tank top guy from a cable broadcast and now he’s a guest on Gutfeld!
LOLOLOL!! I didn’t recognize him!!! Like, who the eff is that?! 🤣🤣 You just made my day better!!
She was correct in saying Kamala sucks. That's how I hear she advanced in her career.
😂 Greg keep going love your show brother
The assimilation gag was nearly a coffee sprayer! 😅
Spit take time!😂
I’m a paraplegic and the wheelchair joke about Gov Abbott was great. Very funny.
Biden is going to be the reason Abbott gets out of his chair he will find the will to stand just to kick biden in the butt.
I am not going to lie. I have gone this entire time without realizing Abbott was paralyzed. They have done a great job in the media of covering that up in my opinion!
@@tobybigham4196 his disability isn't important to how he governs which in my opinion is quite well.
@@eddiegesch6299 I don't think you understand me at all. This whole time I didn't know! Which means Yes it has 0 bearing on his ability to lead. Try to please keep up with me!!!🤔
"If the government wins this, Gov. Abbott gonna be "defenseless"[THE FENCE LESS]". Doug is simply hilarious!
Wish some would mention the long-standing law that says carrying a pair of bolt cutters intending to cut barbed wire fences
in the state of Texus is illegal.
Nothing about bolt cutters specifically my friend...... BUT!
It is illegal to carry wire cutters in your pocket in Austin.
It is also illegal to eat out of your neighbor’s garbage without their permission.
In LeFors, Texas, it is illegal to take three sips of beer at a time while standing. That there, Sir, is illegal!
In El Paso, all churches, halls of assembly, hotels, banks, stores, train depots and saloons are required to provide spittoons otherwise they are in violation of the law.
Also you don't have to have a windshield but you are required to have windshield wipers figure that out
Great show. Great leftovers. 😂
Greg's joke stash never disappoints!
I agree with Jane!
Never, he's the best late night comedy guy..lol.
Really?
Really! Really? Really!! Really Really? REALLY....lmao
@@AmphibianlovesDJT ya kind of sad
Electric fence, love it
But fences are racist (besides, minefields work MUCH better).
With windmill charging!!!
An electric shock collar for Joe, would have been a lot cheaper than the $500K spent on that wall around his mansion---at taxpayer expense.
Love the leftovers sometimes 😂
@@JEWCIFERSHEKELSTEALER I noticed your name, you must be a democrat.
…as good as regular jokes
"It's funny until someone loses a nation." Lady Liberty.
" please don't shoot , I am a they" ROLF 😂
OK, maybe I'm OTH, but "ROLF" was also the name of the piano-playing dog on The Muppet Show.😆😆😆
Cat looks like hot 1960's secret agent!
She looked great with her hair like that.
Yes. She looks really good with that hair tonight.
espe4cially if she would put on 15-20 lbs !
@@Disscombobulated
The ball washing was good
But why do all of the Conservative news folk refer to transgender women as she/her? Don’t they know that they are men? And they have the gall to castigate liberal democrats for not knowing the difference. News flash………there is a difference between men and women. Share the news and don’t let these lies continue. Even the liberals know the difference; especially those with daughters. They are just bowing to the pressures of the day. Really sad that Fox supports this lie.
That's what "she" said
Keep it real Greg
Great Show!!! As Always.
Joe Machi deserves a raise !
GOVERNOR BRASS BALLS ABBOTT SHOWS THE WORLD HE HAS BALLS!!! LOVE YOU GOVERNOR ABBOTT!!!
I love Dagans attitude. “Watch a gonna do?”
"Hey come-on man..... Glurg, MMorpha, Blrrarga fllaffff!" ......Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
"Is he going to pick a new VP because she sucks"
Julie, you have no idea how true that is 😂😂
One of the best leftovers in a while and let’s roll 😂
Calling out and exposing the idiotards is very amusing!
I am so frustrated with the apathy at the border- do you just let anyone into your house?! Also, why are Republicans only concerned about gang members and fentanyl?! It should just be ANYONE who comes illegally, I'm sure there's a small number of actual asylum seekers. I'm an immigrant from Europe, and we had at least a year long process to emigrate, with getting the proper paperwork and medicals, etc. for our family.
Biden needs to protect Americans, that's a president's job, instead of inviting democratic voters into the country!
Greg, great rant about the journalists! Dagen, I'm with you about the feet, no bueno!
Love gutfeild 😅😂, awesome
it should be; fences (except at the legally designated points of entry) to protect the border, and minefields to protect the fences.
This has been a planned invasion by Biden administration from day one. Abbot thus far is the only one who has officially called it thus.
By allowing and promoting these policies Biden and his administration are actually by definition "enemies of the state."
Great show! I liked all the panelists. Degan gets the prize for the most drama.
Interesting if Jotato nationalizes the Texas National guard and they just refuse to cooperate with him. I could see it happening. It could end his Presidency and it's likely to cause the 25th Amendment to be enacted against the senile old codger.
Seizing control federally of a State Militia would be the most blatant show of Authoritarianism we have ever witnessed. I pray that doesn't happen because it could literally spark a Civil War. Lets pray that never happens.
Wow that's actually a hell of a deal Applebees is offering
Degan and Julie were clever and funny tonight. They always are, but exceptionally tonight.
Bravo to your writers! These were some of the best "leftovers" I have heard so far!
Forget the razor wire, i was also thinking maybe electric fence, but I still think 14ft gators is the answer!
Don't have a cerebral hemorrhage
How about bull sharks and piranhas?
@@elultimo102
It's an international waterway and we have treaties. 🤪🙄🤯
50 cals on tripods
A "Knight Rider" joke is NEVER out of date.
1000 miles south is where you should start the turnaround. Journalists interviewed the endless chain of people, they all said Biden said its open, he welcomes.
Mind if I smoke? No, do you mind if I fart? I tried to quit but started gaining weight......
Dagen..!!!❤❤❤
Facebook will not allow me to share this on Facebook because other people (ie fb) finds it abusive. I find it funny.
YUP the sensors are still running on liberal foolishness ! I tried to share this also and still they have a problem with talking down on the Cabal ! FJB !
Biden literally asked them and his other media to ramp up the censorship about 2 months ago.
Lookin SHARP ladies
Anytime Julie Banderas is on, my day is better!! ❤ 😙 🤟
You know Fox could just sell these leftovers to Seth meyers, they can make some good coin and Myers would have a halfway decent monologue for one night a week
These are gold.
YAY Doug!
"I have a whole freezer full of popsicles; hmmmm"
Greg you are awesome!
I always love Greg's leftovers 😋 😂😂😂
Thats some great leftovers Greg
Governor hot wheels!
More Dagen...HOT..!!!!❤
Its their right & their duty
perhaps this has changed but as I recall, the prez can't federalize the nat. guard, he requires the governor to loan his troops.
Gregs leftovers are great😅
Thoroughly enjoyed your wit, Greg!
Pattern Recognition Time: Since when does a potato have blue eyes? Since when does it have an Aspen Dental smile?
@@JEWCIFERSHEKELSTEALER Oh I get it. All caps. Aspen Dental. Very funny.
I don't know why they bothered with this cheap imitation potato? When they could have gotten Joe to play the part!
Great monolog
Its funny how they still act like bidens the president 😂
It’s funny how they act like Trump’s not insane and he’s not going to prison.
@@xhpy6760 I think Trump was better than Biden on every measurable metric that's why he's ahead of Biden in double digits..
@@xhpy6760They don’t have to because what you say is not true. I’d rather have Trump along with a strong southern border. Northern one, too!
@@xhpy6760 I can taste them salty tears
Its funny how you still act like Trump won…
Can I thumbs up this video more than once?
It's called a wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best leftovers EVER!!!!! AWESOME JOKES. spot on
Love your show Greg
non dairy milk cost more a lot more they should charge more
Cheers Doug!!!
She is allowed to wear a sleeveless shirt whenever and wherever she wants. She has the right to Bare Arms!
Gutfeld should of had Tyrus or a comedian walk by the back of his chair,in a wifebeater and boxers, during the show.
Wow, another “Weiner” in politics - amazing. So glad to see Gregg gave Doug a slot - hope to see him in the future as well!
Julie is so gorgeous❤️
But Dagen would lean back hard.
Funny tonight Greg. Love the leftovers.😂😂😂
Thank you guys soo much
I need a good laugh at the end of the night.
Miss Johnny Carson
Love his leftovers! Especially the joy behar 😂
Doug is a great guest! Thanks, Greg.
Yes, Come to our country but only after being vetted.
I like Doug. Glad you had him back on.
GUTFELD THE GREAT!! NEVER A DULL MOMENT 👍👍👍
Depending on what State you live in people could get shot in the back.
ALL LIVES MATTER. But only when it suits you, apparently
Dagen in that outfit 😍I adore her❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Wait a minute is Chicago a catch and release area where if you commit a crime it doesn't matter and you ate just free to go?
Nope. That's Trump land. He's free to commit all the crimes because he's special. 83 million says he's not
Love this! So true and so funny!🎉
Awesome wit Nick Di Paulo & Greg
Ball washer joke was my fave. Laughed so loud I woke my housemate up.
Well done dagen my dear friend you rock
I. ❤. Leftovers. ! 😊
Doug is on here! Awesome!
Alligators in the Rio Gramde...with signs "will work for food"!!!!😂
All the ladies are in black outfits ❤
Standing with Gov Abbott is a poor choice of words lol