MMmM yummey! There's nothing April FOOLish about eateing MAGIC SPOON! - click my link magicspoon.com/SHAQUILLE and use code SHAQUILLE for $5 off your order! #epiclyawesome
Shaq, please don't make anything this cursed again. You somehow managed to perfectly replicate every trendy cooking video on the internet while simultaneously giving off incredible amounts of "I Want Die" energy. Well done.
@@dangerdest3606 LOL this is the second of his videos that UA-cam served to me. The first one I thought was awesome, and then I thought what just happened here.
This is your magnum opus. The dialogue, the edits, the thumbnail, the social media plug-ins, the close up voice over in the beginning. It all culminated into a true mastery of the modern social media video. On a side note, I burned my hand because I laughed too hard when you said the "haw yeeuaa" while taking my casserole out of the oven. It shattered all over my kitchen floor. I was feeling anger for dropping it and shamfulness because I laughed. I replayed that part while I was cleaning up.
I apologize for your discomfort Rob3rt! I test my recipes one hundred times to make sure they only make people feel epic and awesome. Have you tried using a vegan cheese alternative if dairy upsets your tummy??
Congratulations, you've proved there is an "uncanny valley" of UA-cam content. When you get this close to the real thing, but it's not the real thing, it just fills us all with existential dread.
This is the first video of yours that I showed my roommate and I literally had to apologize I was so embarrassed, and I didn't finish watching it until now. I'm boo boo the fool.
I was so fooled I honestly thought that maybe you lost your job and we’re going through a crisis for a minute. It was hard to watch. A blessing. Thank you.
@@internetshaquille OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on UA-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear int
So I just started watching these videos last week from his videos way back but I thought check this one out. I was dissapointed at first thinking "damn this guy just became everything cliche thing I hate about youtube" before realizing through the comments that it was an April fools joke. Thank gosh.
@@jordanbridges bruh, you should have known the moment the dubstep intro came in LOL. I'm not saying you're dumb, but....... this is such obvious sarcasm/parody that I'm genuinely confused how anyone could think he's serious If you were legitimately fooled by this video, I can only imagine how often you are tricked into believing actual subtle jokes online. This video is not intended to deceive you, it's supposed to be extremely obvious that it's a parody. But this is not the norm. A LOT of people get great entertainment from tricking unsuspecting/naive internet users into believing ridiculous bullshit. The more ridiculous a thing is that they trick you into believing, the more entertaining it is for them. You should be on constant lookout for people trying to make a fool of you online. Maybe you're just young and not an internet veteran, but trust me there's a lot of people who will laugh their ass off for successfully deceiving you. In the case of this video, Shaq is intending to laugh _with_ you, not _at_ you. So he made the joke as obvious as he could. If you've seen his other videos, you should know he's always extremely concise and immediately gets straight to the point every time. So the extremely long winded intro monologue, delivered in an obviously sarcastic tone, should have been a dead giveaway. And the number of times he says "let's get RIGHT into it!" and then immediately goes off on a tangent instead of getting into it.... Come on Especially the time he goes "so let's get RIGHT into it!" and then literally 5 seconds later says "Before we get into it....." lmfao. Promptly spending an entire minute asking you to like/sub/smash that bell icon, which is something he never does. And then AGAIN he says "now let's get right into it!" How many times does he have to say let's get into it, and then not get into it, for you to realize it's a parody I mean at this point I'm just describing the entire video... Because every single thing he says is so ridiculous and exaggerated that it couldn't possibly be more obvious he's joking Like I truly don't know how he could make it more obvious. I pray for your sake you now know to keep your guard up online, cuz if you missed the sarcasm in this video I have to imagine you've been dunked on and r/woooshed countless times without even knowing it
The dude actually got a cereal sponsorship after unironically calling all cereal “dog food for humans” in a previous video. He grimaced when his weeb friend brought it in on fuck it up. 10/10 shitposting.
Its tripally great that all of youtube is a hobby for our man internet Shaquille, really frees up his shitposting game not relying on the algorithm to eat.....also the link is fake, same with promo code ❤️❤️❤️❤️
the fact that you were able to seamlessly integrate old and new youtube video styles into a perfect hodge-podge of absolute awfulness is astounding to me. excellent work netshaq.
The no copyright music in the background gives this video a little garlicky kick and really brings out the carby goodness of the pasta. You can definitely tell there’s cheese in this. Rating: 10 1/2 Beans
@@paperbackwriter1111 "global+homogenized" style artwork which google/facebook and others use. Features flat cell vector graphic people with odd proportions and colors to be as inclusive and unoffensive as possible while being readily scalable and low skill/fast to make.
"Woow, too drippy dis boutta be bussin bussin SHEESH" he said, as he tried to exaggerate his facial expression in order to cover up his dead fish eyes.
The taste test portion is so on-point. Clickbait channels be cookin' garlic bread and going, "you can really taste the garlic. And the bread makes it SO good!"
Wow I was wondering what the secrete ingredient was, but after making this wonderfully unique recipe I realized that the secrete is us. The secrete ingredient is the journey guys, the hashtags, memes, and friends we make along the way to gastronomic paradise. We makes this recipe 69 times better, thank you Internet Shaquille!
This is top level. So close to being unironically good that it might, ironically, go on to be one of your most popular videos. My brain hurts. But honestly, thank you!
I really hated this but laughed the entire time, very impressive "Tomatoey notes" "garlic notes" "notes of Italian seasoning and carby pasta" AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
incredible. i didn't expect it! your recipe was soooo delicious!! can't believe a complex & healthy recipe was so easy! subscribed and whisky-whisky-spatu-flipped!
This really makes me appreciate how punchy and to the point your work normally is. It's scary how many channels a video like this would the gold standard for. Happy April fools!
I come back to this video frequently as its easily one of my favorite weird bits of comedy on the site. Every single time I manage to suspend just enough of my disbelief to buy into the character and then you start talking about your love for cereal, at which point I remember the “dog food for humans” comment on the polenta and eggs video and just Lose It
I love how easy to follow and to the point this video was, so many other channels just fill up their videos with irrelevant nonsense. It's like, get to the point, ya know? Will *definitely* be making this recipe soon
As somebody not on tiktok, this video makes me so uncomfortable to watch at least I'm astute enough and have been watching Shaquille long enough to know that this was a parody
I couldn't stop staring at the tomato that rolled away to the upper right corner at 5:03 which leads me to believe it was just another part of the evil genius behind this video ....
“Thanks for being with me here today. I LOVE YOU.” Thanks now the memory of this line will come to me at inconvenient moments and people will think I’ve lost my mind because I’m laughing when no ones talking to me
Loving the new change in style, definitely a huge improvement over everything else before, just how do you keep improving so much?! It's truly inspiring!
MMmM yummey! There's nothing April FOOLish about eateing MAGIC SPOON! - click my link magicspoon.com/SHAQUILLE and use code SHAQUILLE for $5 off your order! #epiclyawesome
Homie ur link has random characters in it, fix it so it woooorks ;*
gud april fools
I love the satiric introduction
Whisky whiskey spat-u-flip!
4 boxes of cereal for 40 is highway robbery tho
Finna buy 100 boxes of human dog food rn
Please stop getting mad this is my first strand type recipe
The
I really FELT like Internet Shaquille
You are nitpicking and bias, I win bye bye.
Recipe for bowser's big bean burrito next please?
You have a knack for this type of video
Shaq, please don't make anything this cursed again. You somehow managed to perfectly replicate every trendy cooking video on the internet while simultaneously giving off incredible amounts of "I Want Die" energy. Well done.
I want to DIVE into a bowl of delicious high-protein magic spoon cereal!
my body is rejecting this level of cursed energy
@@internetshaquille wait? what....what does this mean? im so scared.
@@internetshaquille at this point I can't even tell if they actually sponsored you, or you're just committed to this bit.
@@internetshaquille so good and nutritious you have to get a second bowl to fill any stomach!
the horrifying metric conversions are a severely underrated element of this video
Finally i can accurate make an american recipe!
The conversion from hours into seconds got me.
“Or 18 hundred seconds!”
@@RockySmithsen 1,800*
@@gavinmorris951,800 is the same as 18 hundred? what's your point
this is a terrifying piece of performance art
Somebody give this guy a metaOscar
Like a fever dream of foodtube nightmares
honestly i got here late after not seeing one of his videos for a while and had a stroke
This is disgustingly fucking awful in every single way and I'm so glad you made it
How tf were you so early?
just trying my best to uplift other cultures!!! xoxo
@@internetshaquille uwu daddy 😍
@@ednamode2334 I give Shaq money via patreon and sometimes he lets me see videos early, and occasionally pictures of his feet.
@@khartoumist1031 that’s dope
I love that he TRIED to make it long and pointless, but even then he didn’t get to the 10 minute mark.
you only need 8 now
Nice likes
it's the no copyright whistle music for me
top 10 anime crossovers
Be careful, writing a sentence in a specific way as seen here is nowadays considered cultural appropriation by Twitter people lol
Damn right i wanna smash something when I hear that shit
The "wow" sound effect made it so I couldn't ignore the sound anymore.
@@Volzotran yikes
I like to imagine someone not knowing this channel and seeing this as their first video.
It's me. I am this person 🙃
@@dangerdest3606 LOL this is the second of his videos that UA-cam served to me. The first one I thought was awesome, and then I thought what just happened here.
This was my third
I was so confused
I watch the burito vids.
I've watched like 5 of his older videos in last 2 days and them i saw this and i was like "wow! he sold out hard"
This is your magnum opus. The dialogue, the edits, the thumbnail, the social media plug-ins, the close up voice over in the beginning. It all culminated into a true mastery of the modern social media video. On a side note, I burned my hand because I laughed too hard when you said the "haw yeeuaa" while taking my casserole out of the oven. It shattered all over my kitchen floor. I was feeling anger for dropping it and shamfulness because I laughed. I replayed that part while I was cleaning up.
F in the chat even though months ago
The discomfort in this video was a hard reminder that it’s April first
wow i actually forgot it was april fools day this makes so much sense now
I was wondering if this was an April Fools thing, but this is a legit recipe, right?
@@kosmicken yes, legit recipe
I apologize for your discomfort Rob3rt! I test my recipes one hundred times to make sure they only make people feel epic and awesome. Have you tried using a vegan cheese alternative if dairy upsets your tummy??
Dairy is a crutch.
You can tell how much emotional labor shaq's doing to try to sound super enthusiastic.
now that you’ve said it i can’t unsee it
so, the video has been out for a few hours, how did you respond 3 days ago?? lol
the only LABOR i am interested in is the COMPUTING LABOR required to MINT and SELL this NFT!!!! internetshaquille.com/nft
@@internetshaquille Oh my god it’s real... aren’t those bad or something?
@@Mentecl3 but they r great for dn
I love that it can’t be any other type of basil but then during the taste test that’s the one thing not mentioned.
The drop in audio quality when the shot went into the pov was chef's kiss perfect
The perfection in the details👌
The jump cuts, the too-loud cooking narration, the royalty free music, and the terrible taste test. this is a perfect parody.
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It took me like halfway to realize that this was a parody and I was feeling ~deceived~ but with fresh eyes I started over and loved it lmaooo
I love how he says "LETS GET RIGHT INTO IT" at least four times before getting into it
Congratulations, you've proved there is an "uncanny valley" of UA-cam content. When you get this close to the real thing, but it's not the real thing, it just fills us all with existential dread.
thank you for verbalizing what I couldn't
felt the exact same way
he's dead behind the eyes in this vid
The depression will hit you like a train when this becomes your most viewed video after 3 weeks
This is the first video of yours that I showed my roommate and I literally had to apologize I was so embarrassed, and I didn't finish watching it until now. I'm boo boo the fool.
Ahahaha lmao
The most hurtful part of this video is when he says "I love you", implying that he only loves us as an April Fool's joke 😕
I was so excited to hear him say those words, too. like...validation....from someone on the internet.....fkn bamboozled
Internet Shaquille is anti parasocial relationship confirmed
he dosent
@@Sofiaode18 really hurts this fake friendship ive built up in my head 😢
:(
tbh you've taught me more about viral marketing than cooking
loved how the box of pasta switched from orecchiette in the opening to rotini during cooking
This is the most terrifying video on the internet. Blink twice if you’re being held hostage.
I’m pretty sure he would have to blink at least 17 times
i literally thought i was crazy. it was so hard to watch.
Every second of it was so uncomfortable
I was so fooled I honestly thought that maybe you lost your job and we’re going through a crisis for a minute.
It was hard to watch. A blessing. Thank you.
The childish intonation with "guys" at the end of every sentence 😭 it's so good
This is one of the most painful videos that I've ever watched
0:50 "the recipe comes right after this"
4:40 start of the recipe
This is perfect :p
The recipe was essentially just "mix everything together and make pasta" lmao
Dude the Joshua Weissman satire was stupendous, blissful, unimaginable! Heart warming to the fullest, even with 95 F outside..
1:57 the switch to a hot mic was beautiful. This is art in its purest form.
absolute fire
This man pulled out all the royalty free music he could for this.
yea
I like how the tasting notes are just a list of all the ingredients.
you’re so enthusiastic but the eyes say it all
i couldnt take my EYES off all the delicious CEREAL i had in the KITCHEN!!!!
it's like one of those memes with the crying cat eyes photoshopped in
@@internetshaquille OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on UA-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear int
@@AxxLAfriku Oh god, you're the two girlfriends guy. Why tho
@@withnail-and-i I've reported this guy so many times already, how does he still have his account
Internet Shaquille's April Fools Prank is acting like a normal (annoying) cooking UA-cam channel. Amazing.
APRIL FUCKING FOOLS THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING I THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN 😭
He got me I was like he’s really losing his touch
Oh thank God I was genuinely concerned
I was having a mini meltdown.. nearly puked.
Yeah but it turns out that's exactly as unfunny and annoying as the people he's making fun of are. April Fools as a concept is F tier.
When he said “bussin bussin, sheeeeee” I burst into tears
"Is this a joke?" "Should I unsubscribe?" "wtf is this channel now?" are all thoughts I had before I realized the pure genius of this video
Did you actually think that? Like how more obvious could the thumbnail be...
So I just started watching these videos last week from his videos way back but I thought check this one out. I was dissapointed at first thinking "damn this guy just became everything cliche thing I hate about youtube" before realizing through the comments that it was an April fools joke. Thank gosh.
@@jordanbridges bruh, you should have known the moment the dubstep intro came in LOL.
I'm not saying you're dumb, but....... this is such obvious sarcasm/parody that I'm genuinely confused how anyone could think he's serious
If you were legitimately fooled by this video, I can only imagine how often you are tricked into believing actual subtle jokes online.
This video is not intended to deceive you, it's supposed to be extremely obvious that it's a parody. But this is not the norm. A LOT of people get great entertainment from tricking unsuspecting/naive internet users into believing ridiculous bullshit. The more ridiculous a thing is that they trick you into believing, the more entertaining it is for them.
You should be on constant lookout for people trying to make a fool of you online. Maybe you're just young and not an internet veteran, but trust me there's a lot of people who will laugh their ass off for successfully deceiving you.
In the case of this video, Shaq is intending to laugh _with_ you, not _at_ you. So he made the joke as obvious as he could. If you've seen his other videos, you should know he's always extremely concise and immediately gets straight to the point every time. So the extremely long winded intro monologue, delivered in an obviously sarcastic tone, should have been a dead giveaway.
And the number of times he says "let's get RIGHT into it!" and then immediately goes off on a tangent instead of getting into it.... Come on
Especially the time he goes "so let's get RIGHT into it!" and then literally 5 seconds later says "Before we get into it....." lmfao. Promptly spending an entire minute asking you to like/sub/smash that bell icon, which is something he never does. And then AGAIN he says "now let's get right into it!"
How many times does he have to say let's get into it, and then not get into it, for you to realize it's a parody
I mean at this point I'm just describing the entire video... Because every single thing he says is so ridiculous and exaggerated that it couldn't possibly be more obvious he's joking
Like I truly don't know how he could make it more obvious.
I pray for your sake you now know to keep your guard up online, cuz if you missed the sarcasm in this video I have to imagine you've been dunked on and r/woooshed countless times without even knowing it
@@whirlwind872 me reading your reply got me like "Stop! Stop! He's already dead"
@@whirlwind872 this is giving me "that one textpost where skeet deconstructs Jimmy's whole personality" vibes
The dude actually got a cereal sponsorship after unironically calling all cereal “dog food for humans” in a previous video. He grimaced when his weeb friend brought it in on fuck it up. 10/10 shitposting.
Lmao
Its tripally great that all of youtube is a hobby for our man internet Shaquille, really frees up his shitposting game not relying on the algorithm to eat.....also the link is fake, same with promo code ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I assumed the cereal was a fake product, and part of the joke, damn it's actually real. I don't know if that makes it funnier.
That protein cereal is pretty good
Obviously it seemed off from the beginning, but as soon as he said "I love you", I knew it was a meme. Daddy iShaq would never give approval that EZ.
the fact that you were able to seamlessly integrate old and new youtube video styles into a perfect hodge-podge of absolute awfulness is astounding to me. excellent work netshaq.
ugh thank you for putting this specific vibe into words, thats the exact flavor of cursed this vid feels like. completely uncanny moment 👍
I love how he cooked different pasta than the one he showed as ingredients
I never noticed that!
The no copyright music in the background gives this video a little garlicky kick and really brings out the carby goodness of the pasta. You can definitely tell there’s cheese in this.
Rating:
10 1/2 Beans
Don't forget the salt - so much salty salt goodness
I was so distracted by the chaotic energy that my brain totally forgot about the cold open that never came back. actually brilliant.
I’m dying to know whether the cereal people knew what they were getting involved with
Me toooo pahaha
Oh god me too
I really thought it was part of the schtick. They managed to fit every single buzz word on the box as well as that corpo/big tech/Globohomo Art
@@Ketaset999 globohomo?
@@paperbackwriter1111 "global+homogenized" style artwork which google/facebook and others use. Features flat cell vector graphic people with odd proportions and colors to be as inclusive and unoffensive as possible while being readily scalable and low skill/fast to make.
It's every generic youtube background song I didn't know I knew existed in one video, just incredible.
imagine if this is the first video of yours someone watches
It was for me - my boyfriend sent it to me and it took me all painful 8 minutes to understand that it’s meant to be a parody. Well done.
yeah… that’s me… i don’t understand the genius of it because i don’t have a reference for who this guy is
"Woow, too drippy dis boutta be bussin bussin SHEESH" he said, as he tried to exaggerate his facial expression in order to cover up his dead fish eyes.
“It’s very cheesy. You can tell there’s cheese in it” I’m dead
I screamed when he said “let’s get right into it” and then got hit with the double unskippable ads
Fantastic
Art is subjective
Shaq really had the audacity to get a cereal sponsor after referring to cereal as "dog food for human"
Respect tho, hes getting that cash
Sometime you gotta do what you gotta do for that dough
Was about to comment that exact same thing lol
Where did he say that?
@@never-walk-alone Polenta i think
@@never-walk-alone in the video about poached eggs and polenta for breakfast
y'all mind if i... hit the whisky whisky spatuflip?😜?!💦💦 that voiceover is what killed me in the end. this is truly amazing garbage, thanks shaq
lmaoo my dude accepted a "dog food for humans" sponsor and justified it with a shitpost
does shitpost stand for
shaq
hiding
ingredients
then
posting
offers for
sale
t using NFT technology???
The taste test portion is so on-point. Clickbait channels be cookin' garlic bread and going, "you can really taste the garlic. And the bread makes it SO good!"
my favorite part being literally the whole thing. taking the recipe that is famously simple and creating so much extra steps and detail. chef kiss
Honestly, my favorite part was the single cherry tomato that made a beeline out of frame, never to be seen again. Hope he made it back to his family
i swear he did that on purpose to be annoying
Wow I was wondering what the secrete ingredient was, but after making this wonderfully unique recipe I realized that the secrete is us. The secrete ingredient is the journey guys, the hashtags, memes, and friends we make along the way to gastronomic paradise. We makes this recipe 69 times better, thank you Internet Shaquille!
okay.... now THIS is epic
My guess is salt
@@TheIsopulse Same
Secrete ingredients 😂. Ah yes, the elusive food man, capable of secreting ingredients from his skin.
S t o l e n
Some people say, we're still getting right into it to this very day.
The delivery of the "WOW tooo drippy drippy this about to be bussin bussin SHEEESH" had me dying
The single lost tomato, the "so much tomato flavor" as he takes his second tomato-free bite. The detail is incredible.
5:48 triggered my fight or flight instinct
Everything hurts after seeing that
I had an abdominal surgery the other day but this was the most painful thing I’ve endured this week
The voiceover with the ingredients being thrown together had me dying. You know what isn’t dying? Cereal. See y’all at magic spoon
This was so sickeningly unsettling in so many ways, and I loved it.
Can't imagine how hard this was for you.
There's a fine line between parody and documentary.
You jumped over this line with a monster truck on fire making a triple backflip.
Reddit moment
The amount of times he says “Let’s just get right into it.” 😡😂
The parasocial energy is so frightening.
i love it.... and you!!!!
@@internetshaquille mr shaq are we all your kittens 😍
What got me is all the title sequences with the obvious Canva watermarks 😂😂
It would be hilarious if this video inadvertently went viral.
Imagine... 😏🤔😳 could be epic
This is the first time I've seen a youtuber struggle to stretch a video to 8 minutes
This is top level. So close to being unironically good that it might, ironically, go on to be one of your most popular videos. My brain hurts. But honestly, thank you!
I swear I've seen shaq clowning on magic spoon before somewhere so seeing him take up the sponsor for an April fools video is fucking incredible
He dunked on all cereal by calling it human dog food. He's not wrong
It's all part of the bit, but joke's on them because they're paying for this haha
@@sweet5304 depends on the type of dog food. I'd say something like spam or canned tuna is more like tinned dog food.
@@sweet5304 Except magic spoon is actually not terrible for you lol
@@Bidens_Diaper terrible for your wallet though haha
I really hated this but laughed the entire time, very impressive "Tomatoey notes" "garlic notes" "notes of Italian seasoning and carby pasta" AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The fact the video is 8:02, the minimum for an ad break, kills me.
Love this
I think my favorite part was the unmentioned switch from the orecchiette to rotini from pre-recipe to cooking.
I forgot it was April fool's Day and I was confused as to why he was talking like a real UA-camr lol
I was kind of getting sad at the first minute until I understood what is going on
incredible. i didn't expect it! your recipe was soooo delicious!! can't believe a complex & healthy recipe was so easy! subscribed and whisky-whisky-spatu-flipped!
You can see the pain in his eyes, you can hear the quiver in his voice. Shaq, if you're reading this, we can help you get through this rough patch.
This really makes me appreciate how punchy and to the point your work normally is. It's scary how many channels a video like this would the gold standard for. Happy April fools!
I come back to this video frequently as its easily one of my favorite weird bits of comedy on the site. Every single time I manage to suspend just enough of my disbelief to buy into the character and then you start talking about your love for cereal, at which point I remember the “dog food for humans” comment on the polenta and eggs video and just Lose It
I love how easy to follow and to the point this video was, so many other channels just fill up their videos with irrelevant nonsense. It's like, get to the point, ya know? Will *definitely* be making this recipe soon
I appreciate that! AND YOU
@@internetshaquille I like how you gave unnecessary details when creating the recipe.
This is the cruelest prank I’ve ever endured.
It was painful and, fuck, I am so sick of this crappy recipe!
As somebody not on tiktok, this video makes me so uncomfortable to watch
at least I'm astute enough and have been watching Shaquille long enough to know that this was a parody
I haven't watched any of his videos, this one pissed me off before finding out it was a meme.
Watch more of his videos! They are so good!! He taught me how to make perfect eggs.
I can't fathom the unbearable amount of "research" you needed for this. Spot on.
Now THAT'S some pasta that WON'T make me go "oh no. oh no. oh no no no no no"
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Oh my God
That song
That fucking song
the way I haven't been able to not say tooooo drippy this about to be BUSSIN bussin every time I finish making a meal for the past two years
This felt like a horror movie. I was keeping my guard up for a potential jump scare.
I kept watching this, laughing and muttering "who pissed him off so much to put this amount of sarcasm out into the universe?"
I couldn't stop staring at the tomato that rolled away to the upper right corner at 5:03 which leads me to believe it was just another part of the evil genius behind this video
....
Like a Kubrick movie
“Thanks for being with me here today. I LOVE YOU.” Thanks now the memory of this line will come to me at inconvenient moments and people will think I’ve lost my mind because I’m laughing when no ones talking to me
Shaq’s idea of a prank: “I love you.”
That's how I knew it was fake
I mean, that and the thumbnail
SHEEEEEEESH, This tiktok pasta was BUSSIN. thank you internet Shaquille, I'm gonna go bleach my eyes from what I just saw.
"How do you make a living?"
"I'm an accountant. You?"
"Irony"
Jreg has entered the chat
The eyes say it all 😂
on my Jeremiah Denton shit
The fact that he's said in the past that "Cereal is just dog food for humans" and got a Magic Spoon cereal ad is gold LOL
Loving the new change in style, definitely a huge improvement over everything else before, just how do you keep improving so much?! It's truly inspiring!
Really appreciate all the conversions. I only measure in seconds and teaspoons. 🙌🙌🙌🙌
You are so welcome! Hope you enjoy! xoxo
This is so insanely good man. You are lapping every other person on this platform
The attention to detail to hit every little point of annoyance is amazing.
I should of realized this cursed video was an April Fools prank. This is a piece of art Internet Shaquille lmao
This will be the first impression of Internet Shaquille to many many people... think about that lol
Whisky, whisky, spatu flip...
This is a cursed video yo, lmao 😂