Cuddle cute animals and learn the way of the Canadian wilderness one bunny mur... petting at a time. Follow on Twitch: / robbaz Game: The Long Dark - Episode 1 & 2
A plane would not go down because of a cabin electrical problem, the engines have 2 isolated power solutions called magnetos, that would require simultanious failure for a power loss, also, a plane that small most likely has a mechanical control system, not fly by wire
I love how the character wakes up with a chunk of metal going through their hand, and then Robbaz is surprised 3 seconds later when the guy says he's bleeding
Never realized how difficult it could be to transcribe text over speech in a video like this! Just did about four minutes of it, and cleaned up the first minute or so that was already done, but even with nearly six minutes of speech transcribed it took me more than 40 minutes to do properly! If anyone else in the community would be willing to help out, that would be great. Fun parts in particular include attempting to find what Swedish words you are using sometimes, Robert! Also, I'm sure I spelled "Crim Scrams" incorrectly. I just spelled it based on what it sounded like you were saying.
Robbaz us Canadians dont use maple syrup too keep warm our hairy chests and arm pits do that just fine. In reality we rip our flannel and pour maple syrup all over our bodies because it hardens in the cold into a super tough hard too break coating of armor. How else do you think we wrestle bears and not get hurt at the annual moose jousting's eh.
I laughed about as hard as Robbaz did when he got that first rabbit in his hands. That is freaking hilarious that you pick up the rabbit to look at you, ALIVE, and then "Kill" and "Release" pop up.
Robert, as a Canadian, and on behalf of all Canadians... If you would like, I will personally ship you a toque like that. Sorry if you don't see this comment. Thumbs this up so Robert will see it please!
Your ears have a purpose. The shape allows you to differentiate sounds from forward/backward/up/down. With just ear holes you'd mix up forward and backward. Try putting clay in your ear to change the shape and smooth out the bump and you'll see what it's like. You may have also experienced this wearing earbuds.
Milos Miranovic You're kidding me right? Look man, I'm not going to argue. It's pointless, but if you put the speaker up to your ear you can hear "dank" not "dark". You aren't crazy for hearing "dank" becuase he said that instead of dark as a joke.
4:27 - You're thinking of Trichinella. Most commonly caused by consuming undercooked pork, bear meat or dog meat, but can be transmitted by a variety of carnivore/omnivore meat.
My uncle used to take magnesium rods with him ice fishing. He'd have his fire on the ice, and when he was finished fishing he'd throw the magnesium rod on the fire before taking the snow machine to shore. Once the magnesium rod hits the water around the fire it explodes on the ice.
i like your representation of how us Canadians keep warm, but we don't use syrup to cool down because we are actually already made of snow. our military is snowmen with guns.
Cuddle with animals and survive the cold.
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Robbaz have you been slacking?
*WheRe ArE tHe ViDeOs roBeRT?*
Robbaz I miss the kinky Robert Grills 😁
Robbaz Im from Denmark 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
Robbaz can you play steamworld dig 2! I think you will love it
Other people when killing a bunny : '' OMG NOOOO, WHY''
Robbaz : '' AHAHAHAAHAH''
TheWeeky fuck rabbits
Chat's reaction was the best, lmao
TheWeeky bunnies!! Can we kill the bunnies? When it gave us the option I was dying
Spinn4antier - I read that as "fucking weak rabbits"
The three rabbits snap crackle and pop.
Imagine if you were really lost in the cold and the voice in your head was Robert
I would split my head open to free him into the world. (yes it works like that)
*Yab
I would be like, "my voice of survial is Robbaz?" Good, good.
You assume that he's not already in my head.
severely underrated comment.
The psychotic laughter as he murders the rabbit
jesus christ robert
I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who runs a """meat factory"""" in fallout😂
As a Canadian i can confirm that everything Robert says about Canada is 100% true we all ride around on Dire Wolfs covered in maple syrup.
Where the fuck do you live it was 38 Celsius today
The wolves covered in syrup, or you?
waswilly wantana ayyye in from saskatchewan
I knew it!
waswilly wantana that is sexy
If your pee smells sweet, you may have diabetes. See a doctor, Robert.
He found out it was the MREs he bought
dont worry, he got it checked out
Soulie type 1 or type 2
Frosted/Honey Wheat Puffs causes that too, actually.
Well fuck! Stop eating that shit then.
A plane would not go down because of a cabin electrical problem, the engines have 2 isolated power solutions called magnetos, that would require simultanious failure for a power loss, also, a plane that small most likely has a mechanical control system, not fly by wire
Robbaz, if your pee smells like sweet/sugar, you should get checked for diabetes. I'm a nurse and that is a common symptom
I actually did but it was decent enough levels.
Robbaz stay safe Robert
Robbaz its probably just cancer.
taking a piss after eating kalas puffar it will always smell.
Ahhh the sweeeet smell of piss
I love how the character wakes up with a chunk of metal going through their hand, and then Robbaz is surprised 3 seconds later when the guy says he's bleeding
"Ears are yust cosmetic... krims krams. Cut them off and mmm jerky"
😂 I love you Robbaz
Three days in the wilderness and Robbaz would look like the guy from Survivor Type.
They are utterly pointless and will just freeze of anyway. Eat them while fresh.
Robbaz Your survival show will be the best. Bear Grylls never ate his own ears, what a pussy.
they are just cartilage, it will be like eating skin coated rubber
Robbaz HEY LOVE U ROBBAZ UR EPIC
Never realized how difficult it could be to transcribe text over speech in a video like this! Just did about four minutes of it, and cleaned up the first minute or so that was already done, but even with nearly six minutes of speech transcribed it took me more than 40 minutes to do properly! If anyone else in the community would be willing to help out, that would be great. Fun parts in particular include attempting to find what Swedish words you are using sometimes, Robert!
Also, I'm sure I spelled "Crim Scrams" incorrectly. I just spelled it based on what it sounded like you were saying.
6:46
PETA is having a heart attack
Everyone: Flannel
Robert: Flánelle
Great i speak French as well now. :o
Loved this stream, fanboyed out and subbed during. WhErE ArE tHE viDEOs RObbaZ
This shit was cringe.
The fucking bunny thing killed me lmfao
probably killed the bunny too
I would like to see a series of the long dark from you.
Lmao your reaction to the bunnies is hilarious.
As a Canadian, I can confirm we do indeed ride dire wolves and moose.
TneNewfie Wolf Hello Newfie, love the tricolour, greetings from BC
Nice to see a fellow Canadian. Greetings from Newfoundland.
Greetings from Saskatchewan and I love his stereotypes of us they're the best kind of stereotypes
@DarkStride only the best stereotypes from Robbaz lol
TneNewfie Wolf greetings from saskatchewan
Robbaz us Canadians dont use maple syrup too keep warm our hairy chests and arm pits do that just fine. In reality we rip our flannel and pour maple syrup all over our bodies because it hardens in the cold into a super tough hard too break coating of armor. How else do you think we wrestle bears and not get hurt at the annual moose jousting's eh.
Canadian military use hardened maple syrup as armour to save money
Falketh The armour is handy as a secondary food source as well.
actually its probably more expensive, maple syrup aint cheap
I laughed about as hard as Robbaz did when he got that first rabbit in his hands. That is freaking hilarious that you pick up the rabbit to look at you, ALIVE, and then "Kill" and "Release" pop up.
I love how strong his accent is. How he says Y instead of J cracks me up ❤️
6:47 Robbert’s best laugh
The evil laugh at 6:45 is amazing Robert. Please don't ever change. I love you.
"the long dank" dying in the first 5 seconds gg rob
"His privilege has to be through the roof"
I spat out my tea
"My pee smells like sweet cornflakes"
Uhhh... You may wanna go to the doctor
Robert, as a Canadian, and on behalf of all Canadians... If you would like, I will personally ship you a toque like that. Sorry if you don't see this comment. Thumbs this up so Robert will see it please!
I'm not even near Sweden or Canada, and i'd be willing to pay shipping!
He missed it.
Robbaz laughing at killing those rabbits just confirmed how much of a psychopath he is xD
You gotta love those references that robbaz can make" I see a wall of ice" best guy ever!
"... the bending of the gravity."
- Robbaz, 2017
"I'll name you snapper, know WHY? >:D"
Your ears have a purpose. The shape allows you to differentiate sounds from forward/backward/up/down. With just ear holes you'd mix up forward and backward. Try putting clay in your ear to change the shape and smooth out the bump and you'll see what it's like. You may have also experienced this wearing earbuds.
Robbaz has been putting out more and more quality content every video, keep it up!!
I heard:
Robbaz here, playing, the long *dank*
Milos Miranovic That's what he said
Ronald McBigD Nope, he did not.
Milos Miranovic You're kidding me right? Look man, I'm not going to argue. It's pointless, but if you put the speaker up to your ear you can hear "dank" not "dark". You aren't crazy for hearing "dank" becuase he said that instead of dark as a joke.
Ronald McBigD I listen it with headphones and I can assure you its not dank
Milos Miranovic Whatever floats your boat. Video is funny as shit otherwise
The screaming the guy makes reminds me of scp 096
Sticks and stones might brake your bones, but Robbaz will eat your soul.
Slowly watching a campfire to spawn.. that's real gameplay
That scream at 4:51 was hilarious
As a Canadian I am pretty proud of Robert knowing the Canadian ways
"Long Johns!......long yons!"
ROBBAZ! YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME 😭😭😭😭
I keep thinking he's talking to Chad.
4:27 - You're thinking of Trichinella. Most commonly caused by consuming undercooked pork, bear meat or dog meat, but can be transmitted by a variety of carnivore/omnivore meat.
Favorite youtuber posts a vid about my favorite game, "guess i'll be late soccer."
A 20 minute Robbaz video?! Yes please!
Naming the rabbits before breaking their neck was absolute gold!^^^,
The description of Canadians was surprisingly accurate
Robbaz must have visited Canada before because he knows what the Canadian people are like!
6:50 aww little thingy... I couldn't kill it :( he was too cute.
We want more of Robbaz in his natural habitat!
Should've called the bunny "Budweiser", because it's a twist top.
You're a fucking Maniac Robert. The laugh after you see you can snap that bunny's neck...tells everything about you. Much love from Germany
Your upload schedule has me Long and Dark Robert.
*Gasp* "Your ears are like built-in jerky, we can eat our ears! You know the ears are just cosmetic, yea, krimskrams, cut em off mmmm jerky"
That rabbit killing animation was great😂😂😂
bruh i cant believe you twisted a rabbits neck. i feel violated. It was pretty funny though when you laughed at that XD
Your Channel is better than Xanax for college anxiety. You are our rightful overlord
Tackar Tackar
TheGrace020 holy shit what are you doing here
Remixnite what i have been doing the last 4-5 years... watching The King of Sweden!
Robbaz is actually the voice of Miss Piggy from the Muppets
"Robbaz here! Playing: The Long Dank..." - Robbaz 2017
An early video before stream?! Kreygasm PogChamp
Astrid? Skyrim! :D It's back on the channel in spirit. :P
My uncle used to take magnesium rods with him ice fishing. He'd have his fire on the ice, and when he was finished fishing he'd throw the magnesium rod on the fire before taking the snow machine to shore. Once the magnesium rod hits the water around the fire it explodes on the ice.
2:54 lol that Games of Thrones reference!
His laugh when he broke its neck xD 6:44
. Nobody knows Robert truly, other than a true nipple twister from when he said he was the king of Sweden every video.
My Canadian wife loves the way you talk about Canada!
True psycho when you killed the rabbit. I love it, so funny.
You can check the bears for parasites by cutting out the tounge and sending it to fish, wildlife, and parks. At least in america.
Came too early that robbaz is still schlacking
"OH YES, THE MAPEL SYRUP!"
PETA would love this game.
As I am Canadian I can say that is how Canadians survive all the time
Roberts laugh is the reason I live
Fucking thanks for that image of eggs in our blood, Robbaz. Much appreciated.
The fact that my name is Lucas makes this video amazing.
Can confirm that canadians cover themselves in maple syrup
As a Canadian I can testify this is all 100% accurate.
Watching Robbaz's video while having lunch... not the best idea I've ever had.
We need a cooking episode where you make that rosehip stuff.
*WheRe aRe ThE VidEOs RobErT?*
How are you Jebediah?
Oh and how's Bob
Love from Serbia
Jeb you fuck!
I've seen you comment this like 8 times and I still cry from laughter every time xD
"HERE YA GO ROBERT" *smacks roberts ass*
I just noticed how robbaz sounds like chumbucket from madmax, just picture it in your head.
What a glorious laugh at 6:46
I forgot robbaz was actually batshit crazy
Cant build a fire on ice...? They do realize that heat goes up, right? lol
Why is there Ice cream in tomato soup? 5:56
Nypon soppa (rose hip soup). It's a weird swedish thing I guess.
I know I was joking lol
tomato soup and ice cream could actually taste good. its like sweet milk!
I have a dilemma, England hasn't had snow in years so I couldn't practise the fire on ice
Im calling PETA on you, Robert.
You have to look into the rabbit's petrified eyes as you snap its neck?!
Fuck that, I'll starve!
i like your representation of how us Canadians keep warm, but we don't use syrup to cool down because we are actually already made of snow. our military is snowmen with guns.
When he talks swedish when he is throwing stones at the rabbit, he is saying "What the fuck, you throw like a little girl, for fucks sake"
I'm from Minnesota, this is day to day life up north.
The Long Dank
never change
The Berries Robert!!! The berries 😭
i was laughing so hard because he was making joked about us canadians haha
When he talked about climbing inside the dead deer was he actually making a Bear Grylls reference? That's from star wars!
Thank you for them videos robbaz
I wonder if Robbaz is ever going to play Whack your Boss, seems like the perfect game for him.
PETA is going come for u Robbaz XD
Love this game. But it needs more Robbaz.
"Robbaz here, playing the long dank." Lmao