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  • @C455C0R3
    @C455C0R3 3 роки тому +5847

    British empire explaining why they have the right to take control of some random island

    • @yourmajesty6678
      @yourmajesty6678 3 роки тому +333

      Argentina explaining how falklands belongs to them

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 роки тому +33

      @@yourmajesty6678 good one

    • @JoemamaGaming-md6je
      @JoemamaGaming-md6je 3 роки тому +10

      I think all empire did that

    • @Chadnvaldr
      @Chadnvaldr 3 роки тому +5

      @@yourmajesty6678 ouch

    • @LucmaxGM
      @LucmaxGM 3 роки тому +43

      @@yourmajesty6678 probably because its next to us

  • @chumisfum6216
    @chumisfum6216 3 роки тому +3522

    Australians explaining how they lost to birds:

  • @Pootis-Spencer
    @Pootis-Spencer 3 роки тому +5243

    USA explaining why they should be called America to the rest of America:

    • @satqur
      @satqur 3 роки тому +199

      tbf that's just what it's called in English. Ever call Canadians American? They hate it

    • @methyod
      @methyod 3 роки тому +312

      Because there's no direct translation for "estadounidense" in english. "United statsian" isn't a thing, the only denonym for people from the USA is "american".
      You may not like it, but that's just how english is.

    • @zeta1593
      @zeta1593 3 роки тому +92

      @@methyod états-unien in french is pretty common

    • @_SUPERN0VA_
      @_SUPERN0VA_ 3 роки тому +106

      @@methyod yeah the problem is when spanish speakers say "americanos" to refer "estadounidenses"

    • @idkimtired2947
      @idkimtired2947 3 роки тому +170

      @@methyod Isn't "U.S. Citizen" the right way to call them in english? I've seen people from England calling them like that already

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 роки тому +550

    Switzerland is like that one kid in class where everyone is being hyperactive and jumping around and they're just sitting reading a book.

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 3 роки тому +66

      To be more accurate, they'd steal the chairs and position them like a castle, and then read a book inside it

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 3 роки тому +29

      And totally not trading rare pokemon cards with the quiet kid 👍

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 2 роки тому +5

      @@arcihungbycraneonfire can I meet this quiet kid? I wanna trade Pokémon cards too

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 2 роки тому

      @@anonymouscausewhynot shut be quiet we dont talk about that part be quiet censored

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 2 роки тому +1

      @@arcihungbycraneonfire *whispers* sorry.. sorry..

  • @sooryan_1018
    @sooryan_1018 3 роки тому +855

    Argentinians explaining why their 'residents' can speak German:

  • @silversoul5285
    @silversoul5285 3 роки тому +2201

    0:09 British empire explaining "finders keepers" when a country asks for their artefacts back.

    • @comradeskipper5232
      @comradeskipper5232 3 роки тому +1

      xdd truuu

    • @Humanophage
      @Humanophage 3 роки тому +108

      0:22 Egyptians explaining how the Brits should return the artefacts so the next Muslim government can destroy them

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah, how dare they prevent corrupt government officials from selling those artefacts to some private collector never to be seen again, turned into powder and snorted in a Chinese restaurant, or blasted with dynamite the next time a civil war occur?

    • @Primus-kz3ri
      @Primus-kz3ri 3 роки тому +89

      @@scorpixel1866 they’re already in corrupt government official hands anyway. You forget that secure places exist outside the UK lmao

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 3 роки тому +8

      @@Primus-kz3ri Yeah, any country with a museum and no tendency to have either musical chairs or a throne for a government.
      And most importantly, just because a piece comes from a country doesn't mean it HAS to be there, the Joconde is the most obvious example. It's in France, and when stolen and "given back" to Italy, was given back to France because *it was legitimately their property* .
      Imagine buying an expensive Chinese tea set and two centuries later your descendants are asked to give it back because it belongs to China.

  • @genericchannelname4110
    @genericchannelname4110 3 роки тому +1885

    Napoleon explaining that he’s coming back from exile:

    • @lordvader6172
      @lordvader6172 3 роки тому +3

      Ima just reply to this

    • @aryanburnwal2371
      @aryanburnwal2371 3 роки тому +30

      @Matix 777 and then he dies i think

    • @mr.snaplles5964
      @mr.snaplles5964 3 роки тому +11

      🎶And he came back🎶

    • @luxhistoriae1172
      @luxhistoriae1172 3 роки тому

      Anglo-saxons never gonna understand what Napoleon did was what we call a Baroud d’honneur .
      But seems there’s some honor in that they never gonna get it

    • @someonestolemyname
      @someonestolemyname 3 роки тому

      @@mr.snaplles5964 Luckily they banished him to another island.

  • @deusgiff
    @deusgiff 3 роки тому +3307

    Fun fact: Lithuania flexing that it once stretched from the Baltic to the Black sea was included although you did not see it because, well that's how good this meme is.

    • @Turagrong
      @Turagrong 3 роки тому +20

      Exactly, that´s like Germany flexing that it once stretched from the Baltic to the Black sea

    • @lolita19711
      @lolita19711 3 роки тому +21

      @@Turagrong 0:03 Lithuanians explaining why the soviet regime was awful

    • @PLKartofel
      @PLKartofel 3 роки тому

      *unstableness*

    • @PLKartofel
      @PLKartofel 3 роки тому +6

      @J C It wasnt, it was Grand Duchy of Lithuania and it had Ruthenia.

    • @PLKartofel
      @PLKartofel 3 роки тому +9

      @J C It was ruled by Lithuanians, NOT ruthenians. Yes, they made up majority of the population, but they didnt rule lithuania.

  • @gabriel9132-q1x
    @gabriel9132-q1x 3 роки тому +2211

    Brazillians when you ask them what happened to the dolphins:
    Context: when it was WW2 the marine forces of Brazil accidentally shot porpoises because they thought it was a german submarine.

  • @DarthCheese
    @DarthCheese 3 роки тому +428

    The British Empire when they find another country: Is for me? 👉👈

    • @DarthCheese
      @DarthCheese 3 роки тому +7

      @Chad McGee They were outnumbered.

    • @DarthCheese
      @DarthCheese 3 роки тому +7

      @Chad McGee The Zulus also took the guns from dead soldiers.

    • @DarthCheese
      @DarthCheese 3 роки тому +3

      @Chad McGee And I'm pretty sure they thought it would be easy being as they were fighting tribes.

    • @DarthCheese
      @DarthCheese 3 роки тому +2

      @Chad McGee Yeah they weren't good at shooting, but having guns on top of them overwhelming the troops with loads of people was a lot for the small amount of British soldiers to handle.

    • @KR-mm4el
      @KR-mm4el 3 роки тому +9

      @Chad McGee good on the zulu people for beating them

  • @cm4rtin
    @cm4rtin 3 роки тому +13879

    Americans explaining why two nukes was necessary:

    • @lichwood4429
      @lichwood4429 3 роки тому +2533

      I'm not American but the explanation is quite simple:
      Japan didn't surrender after the first.

    • @RandomZex
      @RandomZex 3 роки тому +299

      @@lichwood4429 agreed

    • @Raziel76
      @Raziel76 3 роки тому +515

      And if for the hundredth time they hadn't surrendered ... how many millions of massacred civilians would it have been necessary for the yankees to stop nuking Japan?

    • @lichwood4429
      @lichwood4429 3 роки тому +1122

      @@Raziel76 The idea the yankees had was a land invasion, and the Japanese military were ready with the mindset of fighting to their last breath and fully expected and prepared for a land invasion. A land invasion would have caused far more deaths and tragedy on the civilian population than the nukes ever did. The Japanese military were effectively using civilians as human shields.

    • @Raziel76
      @Raziel76 3 роки тому +145

      ​@@lichwood4429 As I suppose you know, the Japanese mentality continues to be and in the past it was also somewhat different from the Western one. The motto for the Japanese people by their authorities was to die by killing, and so many did for their country. I'm not saying that some did it unwillingly, but for many others it was an honor.
      What the Japanese did in relation to their civilian population was a cultural issue; the question is the way those civilians were contemplated by the allies.

  • @승주신-p6j
    @승주신-p6j 3 роки тому +896

    South Korean government explaining how they're allowed to criticize imperial japan for forced conscription while forcing every single men to join the army:

    • @pcgaming7680
      @pcgaming7680 3 роки тому +26

      there is the "best" korea

    • @daemonzap1481
      @daemonzap1481 3 роки тому +32

      Bruh is your pfp a nazi waifu? 😳

    • @AcolyteOfLucifer
      @AcolyteOfLucifer 3 роки тому +8

      It's very different, you should know that if you're a native.

    • @amgism
      @amgism 3 роки тому +2

      Astolfo best boy

    • @Nogu3
      @Nogu3 3 роки тому +41

      I mean, there's a difference between being forced to serve another country, and being told to defend your own.
      That being said conscription fucking sucked

  • @pinkburger358
    @pinkburger358 3 роки тому +9406

    The Powerpuff Girls theme song makes this 10x better 😂

  • @Burek_King
    @Burek_King 3 роки тому +605

    As a Croatian citizen I have to say the Balkan one is pretty accurate, we are always on edge just waiting for somebody to start a nother war so we can call some other people war criminals.

    • @ibuj001
      @ibuj001 3 роки тому +7

      Dobar dan brate

    • @Burek_King
      @Burek_King 3 роки тому +6

      @@ibuj001 Ah, pozdrav.

    • @Dendoi_
      @Dendoi_ 3 роки тому +24

      As a Serb I can confirm this statement

    • @daws1620
      @daws1620 3 роки тому +21

      @@Dendoi_ As a Macedonian I can confirm this statement

    • @kuremurenetwork8370
      @kuremurenetwork8370 3 роки тому +8

      As a serb i also agree with this and the one with us starting ww1

  • @garurudoo4217
    @garurudoo4217 3 роки тому +444

    Brazil explaining why football players receive more money than an engineer

    • @jhunnyorcampos4051
      @jhunnyorcampos4051 3 роки тому +57

      Quantas copas do mundo tem os engenheiros?

    • @vick_am
      @vick_am 3 роки тому +12

      Quando os engenheiros trouxerem o hexa tu fala com a gente 👻👻❤️❤️❤️❤️☠️☠️😾😾😾🔥🔥🔥💥💥

    • @HarshDude126
      @HarshDude126 3 роки тому +22

      That applies to every country though.

    • @litamtondy
      @litamtondy 3 роки тому +12

      @@jhunnyorcampos4051 How many hospitals did football players build?

    • @jhunnyorcampos4051
      @jhunnyorcampos4051 3 роки тому +1

      @@litamtondy The stadiums are using for drive-thru mass vaccine

  • @MisterSpinalzo
    @MisterSpinalzo 3 роки тому +532

    China explaining how absolutely nothing happened on an entirely unnoteworthy day on Tiananmen Square:

    • @faceurface
      @faceurface 3 роки тому +22

      What’s Tianamen square 🤨🧐🤔

    • @adahnyemeth6317
      @adahnyemeth6317 3 роки тому +83

      @@faceurface there is no Tianamen square. Go home now.

    • @lincabe321
      @lincabe321 3 роки тому +39

      @@adahnyemeth6317 yes there Xing Ping you can't fool us with this burner account

    • @faceurface
      @faceurface 3 роки тому +11

      @@adahnyemeth6317 ok, thank u for clearing that up 😁

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown 3 роки тому +24

      @@faceurface Nothing special happened there, now go away and never mention this again

  • @hussar5329
    @hussar5329 3 роки тому +2759

    Ekatherine the Great explaining to Germany And Austria how to split Poland in 300 ways:

    • @jellybro4133
      @jellybro4133 3 роки тому +16

      I thought it wasn't her that proposed it, atleasthe the targowica confederation somewhat proves it wasn't her

    • @lolita19711
      @lolita19711 3 роки тому +14

      Poland and Lithuania

    • @uhm5447
      @uhm5447 3 роки тому +26

      Based

    • @jellybro4133
      @jellybro4133 3 роки тому +49

      @@uhm5447 shut up jew

    • @ML-lb7ig
      @ML-lb7ig 3 роки тому +53

      @@jellybro4133 based

  • @laihka9049
    @laihka9049 3 роки тому +852

    Argentines from Patagonia explaining why their grandparents have German surnames while Argentines from Buenos Aires have Jewish surnames

    • @Mesocricetos
      @Mesocricetos 3 роки тому +23

      Argentinians are italians in the end

    • @brunoactis1104
      @brunoactis1104 3 роки тому +71

      @@Mesocricetos It's the non-working version of the US, argentinians are from everywhere. I think the very italian behaviour, accent and surnames are just found in some places, not everywhere.

    • @Mesocricetos
      @Mesocricetos 3 роки тому +46

      @@brunoactis1104 kind of, Argentina is way more homogeneous than the US, argentinians of italian ancestry are 60% of their population, no group of ancestry can claim such high figures in US. Mix spaniards, italians and natives, you got the average argentinian, with italian probably giving the largest share. The italian ways are like you said is shared by most argentinians

    • @brunoactis1104
      @brunoactis1104 3 роки тому +16

      @@MesocricetosYou're probably right, i was talking more from a life experience standpoint than a factual, statistical standpoint. I regularly visited the country and almost emigrated between my 10 and 13 years of age, it was a very easy thing to do, because i'm from Paraguay, specifically the city Pilar, and i can literally see argentinian soil on the other side of the Paraguay river. I should've had supposed it, italians are huge in south-east south america, Paraguay itself i think has 40% of its population being descendant of italians, being myself part of that number.

    • @lautarotazzioli6618
      @lautarotazzioli6618 3 роки тому +2

      @@brunoactis1104 just talk in spanish

  • @Ragazaloth
    @Ragazaloth 3 роки тому +166

    for some reason these royals are always like "trust me guys im totally a descendant of god"

    • @cliffhanger4945
      @cliffhanger4945 3 роки тому +1

      In the times of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, it was publicly explained as that: the Sejm, which was under the inspiration of God, elects the next ruler. So it was a little less of a bloodline, and more God's Choice (made by hands of nobility in the election of course)... Which still didn't stopped them from making double elections and as a result starts wars for the crown.

    • @faceurface
      @faceurface 3 роки тому +11

      It’s the concept of the Divine Rights of King (called different things in different regions like the Mandate system In China) but they used it to justify their rule and being the peasant that they were back then, every1 kinda just accepted that. Also, no one rlly wanted to defy god if it rlly was true.

  • @brick4522
    @brick4522 3 роки тому +207

    Brazil explaining why 69% of paraguayan population was killed in the war:

    • @yagomizuma2275
      @yagomizuma2275 3 роки тому +11

      Mentira foi 90 da população masculina🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

    • @brick4522
      @brick4522 3 роки тому +2

      @@yagomizuma2275 brabo

    • @HCreep
      @HCreep 3 роки тому +5

      Que exagero k

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому +1

      That's a lie XDDDD

    • @jhunnyorcampos4051
      @jhunnyorcampos4051 3 роки тому

      Brics

  • @item459
    @item459 3 роки тому +298

    The British empire when you ask how they got all the artefacts for the British museum

  • @geraldodelrivero8982
    @geraldodelrivero8982 3 роки тому +253

    Australians explaining why we needed to fight a war against emus:

    • @4evrmind
      @4evrmind 3 роки тому +2

      non ci credo, Geraldo del Rivero?😳

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 роки тому +20

      As an Australian, it was unironically far more justified than our involvement in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, to be honest.

    • @whosjoe4489
      @whosjoe4489 3 роки тому +7

      Brazil explaining why they were shooting dolphins thinking they were german U-boats :

    • @laknidubandara
      @laknidubandara 2 роки тому

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 Actually even though I am not a Australian I think involvement in all those wars are pretty understandable America , France, Uk and Australia is like a Allied Pact They do their Wars together It's like a Coalition that is always very united It's really special.

    • @nono7105
      @nono7105 2 роки тому

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 Iraq, yes. The other two, no.

  • @syntax6029
    @syntax6029 3 роки тому +527

    0:06
    Ancient egypts, worshipping Pharaoh: am i a joke to you

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @endo4137
      @endo4137 3 роки тому +82

      The pharaohs didn't have to explain it, they were just worshipped.
      Mega chads

    • @syntax6029
      @syntax6029 3 роки тому +2

      @@endo4137 yes

    • @chadgaming7466
      @chadgaming7466 3 роки тому +13

      Chad, ancients

    • @ruzgarsuman
      @ruzgarsuman 3 роки тому +6

      “ *they tell me i’m a god, i’m lost in the facade* ”

  • @bramderacourt9499
    @bramderacourt9499 3 роки тому +549

    when you realise that every country in the world, without exception, has committed atrocities of all kinds

    • @Shanoyu19271
      @Shanoyu19271 3 роки тому +169

      @Axelito Yuvis But some people somehow still forget it

    • @devanshkumar3273
      @devanshkumar3273 3 роки тому +3

      I don't think so

    • @acastusofastora8641
      @acastusofastora8641 3 роки тому +1

      Australia

    • @batuhankocyigit8826
      @batuhankocyigit8826 3 роки тому +24

      Actually we can not say every country committed genocide,on list of all genocides you can not see most of countries because maybe there aren't a lot of historical resources or most of countries don't have that aggressive

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому +4

      Latin American is a big example of that

  • @sushimuncher282
    @sushimuncher282 2 роки тому +35

    I love how the Mongols didn't even need to "explain" like everyone else.

  • @kapatidtomas
    @kapatidtomas 3 роки тому +248

    *_*Japan explaining on why people dissapear when going to a fishing town_**

    • @caliberghoul
      @caliberghoul 3 роки тому +13

      Can someone explain?

    • @lordvader6172
      @lordvader6172 3 роки тому +2

      Tf?

    • @caliberghoul
      @caliberghoul 3 роки тому +2

      What are the cases or disappearances called?

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 3 роки тому +3

      え?

    • @disunityholychaos7523
      @disunityholychaos7523 3 роки тому +20

      Is it because of people wanting to uncover unethical fishery crimes? Like over whaling and massacre of dolphins to tuna overfished? (I watched after the seaspiracy documentary in Netflix) fishing places seems overly monitored or sketchy....

  • @satorigaming4369
    @satorigaming4369 3 роки тому +134

    Robespierre explaining why disagreeing with his opinion makes you a traitor:

  • @lolita19711
    @lolita19711 3 роки тому +170

    0:00 Poland explaining to Lithuania why its a good idea to restore the former polish lithuanian commonwealth in the 1920s

  • @protobass0451
    @protobass0451 3 роки тому +79

    Spain explaining why they lost territory in America:

    • @joanaguadomedina3060
      @joanaguadomedina3060 3 роки тому +11

      Más se perdió en cuba

    • @EvidLekan
      @EvidLekan 3 роки тому +3

      *Laughs in Mapudungun*

    • @soedragons3582
      @soedragons3582 3 роки тому +6

      @@joanaguadomedina3060 irónicamente España acabó con superávit tras la perdida de las colonias, pero ese dinero se acabó perdiendo debido a una trama de corrupción en la que estaba implicado hasta el rey Alfonso XIII

    • @ChadSpittingTruth
      @ChadSpittingTruth 2 роки тому

      A simple word: independence/revolution?

  • @lamola4414
    @lamola4414 3 роки тому +42

    As an Italian I can tell you, we play both sides so we can always come out on top. It's like belligerent neutrality

    • @marconi7007
      @marconi7007 2 роки тому +4

      Brazil did that in second world war, we have great bussines with the allies and the axis, but in the end of war we have to fight against Italy.

    • @nono7105
      @nono7105 2 роки тому +1

      @@marconi7007 You're looking at it wrong. You _get_ to fight Italy. Bonus! 😆

  • @JEazy-jh1qp
    @JEazy-jh1qp 3 роки тому +792

    Americans explaining how forcefully expanding their sphere of influence and meddling in the affairs of foreign politics is not imperialism:

    • @samanthahydeker7914
      @samanthahydeker7914 3 роки тому +41

      Good one

    • @geraldorodriguew3605
      @geraldorodriguew3605 3 роки тому +70

      DEMOCRACY

    • @enyerdelgado9664
      @enyerdelgado9664 3 роки тому +35

      I think you mean spreading democracy *troll*

    • @samlosco8441
      @samlosco8441 3 роки тому +25

      Having an external sphere of influence and being involved in foreign affairs is an inevitable result of being a world power. China and Russia do the same things. I mean, even regional powers like France do it

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 3 роки тому +38

      Leaving a comment here just in case some ultranationalist cries in the replies.

  • @DjMSFBoi
    @DjMSFBoi 3 роки тому +114

    Belgium explaining that enslaving the kongo will help them get more rubber

    • @otanakugaming3357
      @otanakugaming3357 3 роки тому +26

      Belgium explaining why they send troops and weapons to Congo to stabilize the nation

    • @Grindsetillionaire
      @Grindsetillionaire 3 роки тому +17

      King Leopold of Belgium explaining why cutting the hands off of slaves will increase productivity

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 3 роки тому +1

      @@Grindsetillionaire kinda stupid

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 3 роки тому

      @@Grindsetillionaire *shrugging*

  • @zinnsoldat6493
    @zinnsoldat6493 3 роки тому +387

    Russia explaining why invading neighborhood countries is legal

    • @Straaaayyyy
      @Straaaayyyy 3 роки тому +12

      @Ingamelone hohols explaining why they were not made up by Lenin

    • @questionableargumentations1364
      @questionableargumentations1364 3 роки тому +25

      @@Straaaayyyy idk, maybe because there was such a country called Ukrainian People Republic in 1917,before ussr annexed it?

    • @Straaaayyyy
      @Straaaayyyy 3 роки тому +5

      @@questionableargumentations1364 по решению Малой рады был принят Третий Универсал, в котором провозглашалось создание Украинской Народной Республики в федеративной связи с Российской республикой: «Во имя создания порядка в нашем крае, во имя спасения всей России оповещаем: Отныне Украина становится Украинской Народной Республикой. Не отделяясь от республики Российской и сберегая единство её мы твердо станем на нашей земле, чтобы силами нашими помочь всей России, чтобы вся республика Российская стала федерацией равных и свободных народов». Провозглашались национализация земли, введение 8-часового рабочего дня, установление государственного контроля над производством, расширение местного самоуправления, свобода слова, печати, религиозных верований, собраний, союзов, забастовок, неприкосновенность личности и жилища, отмена смертной казни. Было заявлено о включении в состав УНР территорий, большинство населения которых составляют украинцы: Киевской, Волынской, Подольской, Херсонской, Черниговской, Полтавской, Харьковской, Екатеринославской губерний и уездов Северной Таврии.
      Крым в состав Украинской Народной Республики не входил.
      Согласно тексту Универсала, окончательное определение границ УНР, с точки зрения присоединения частей Курской, Холмской, Воронежской и соседствующих губерний и областей с большинством украинского населения, «должно быть осуществлено по согласию организованной воли народов»
      Теперь мне скажи, какая это страна, если она не отделялась от российской республики, не являлась как таковым государством, а являлась обычным проектом Грушевского, именно Ленин дал Украине государственность и границы
      Между тем украинская государственность, провозглашённая односторонним актом, пока не имела никакого международно-правового оформления - ни признания другими государствами, ни официальных границ, установленных путём согласованного размежевания с соседями, в том числе с Советской Россией - тем более что Центральная рада отказывалась признавать большевистское правительство в Петрограде
      Никто это "государство" даже признавать не собирался

    • @questionableargumentations1364
      @questionableargumentations1364 3 роки тому +3

      @@Straaaayyyy А то есть за 3 года мы должны были все ето успеть?

    • @Straaaayyyy
      @Straaaayyyy 3 роки тому +6

      @@questionableargumentations1364 что значит успеть? Получается все ново избранные республики должны были "успеть"? Во время гражданской даже была ДВР- дальневосточная Республика и ещё куча похожих, ей тоже надо было безоновательно дать независимость? По какому признаку, если это даже не нации были, а просто отвоеванными на время кусками? Напомню, что на тот момент у Украины даже нации как таковой не было. Все ли малоросы поддерживали идеи Ураинства? Нет. В самой УНР шла гражданка, то большевики, то Директория, которая потом взяла Киев, то белое движение,то анархисты. Единой украинской самоосознанности не было,шла вражда, а это значит, что это уже не нация, её как раз создал Ленин, выделив границы, назвав "украинской соц республикой"

  • @unknowngraze
    @unknowngraze 2 роки тому +52

    As a Ukrainian, that USSR one had me choking of laughter (w/ some pain inside)

  • @alternative915
    @alternative915 3 роки тому +52

    China CCP explaining why 90% of ocean and land were already claimed by them since ancient time:

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 3 роки тому +4

      Maritime asian country: we must share
      China: *sobbing* no share is bad you CHIN hahgaahWAAAAAAA IS BAD BAD SOOO BAD IS BAN GOODBYE KILLLED

  • @Pewatito
    @Pewatito 3 роки тому +311

    Brazilian marines explaining how porpoises looks like a German submarine
    Pls we need Brazil in one of those

    • @great_channel
      @great_channel 3 роки тому +10

      Yes brazil is underrated

    • @xuninho9474
      @xuninho9474 3 роки тому +43

      Brazilians explaining that the entire country isn't just beaches and florests

    • @great_channel
      @great_channel 3 роки тому +42

      Brazilians after being called Hispanics for the 798th time

    • @Ysumbruh0
      @Ysumbruh0 3 роки тому +48

      *Brazilians mentioning they’re from Brazil on every video*

    • @aeroanosupremo
      @aeroanosupremo 3 роки тому +8

      Que porra é uma porpoise?

  • @TabbyKat472
    @TabbyKat472 3 роки тому +137

    As someone who currently learning about wars in 10th Grade History, this is accurate.

    • @Sombra3555
      @Sombra3555 3 роки тому +2

      @KdogJackson lol fr

    • @Lu_ciernaga
      @Lu_ciernaga 2 роки тому +2

      My brother is also in 10th grade, I'm sending him all these videos to help him with history cuz the teacher he has is a witch

  • @abeptvion5510
    @abeptvion5510 3 роки тому +72

    0:26 that balkan nation one killed me

  • @victorbaylon4520
    @victorbaylon4520 3 роки тому +52

    Spain explaining why they should own half the world with portugal.

    • @ChadSpittingTruth
      @ChadSpittingTruth 2 роки тому

      Because it was an empire and a global super power and it did the exact same thing any other empire did?
      And dont r/woooosh me, I got the joke.

  • @hambeler4739
    @hambeler4739 3 роки тому +30

    Argentina explaining how its participation was critical to the allies' victory on WWII

    • @capscaps04
      @capscaps04 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know what you are talking about but from what I know of those times, there was a lot of anti spy tactics established by the usa in Argentina on those times.

    • @hambeler4739
      @hambeler4739 3 роки тому

      @@capscaps04 I meant that argentina joined the allies at the end of the war, so it didn't really help lol

    • @capscaps04
      @capscaps04 3 роки тому +1

      @@hambeler4739 oh well, a lot of countries did that.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому

      @@hambeler4739 Argentina and Mexico, I think

  • @justanormalhuman83yearsago56
    @justanormalhuman83yearsago56 3 роки тому +51

    My teacher explaining why they assigned me 53 assignments due in one day:

  • @thebruhmachine2955
    @thebruhmachine2955 3 роки тому +171

    America explaining why they won the vietnam war

    • @misterm5011
      @misterm5011 3 роки тому +12

      Idk about the war, but every battle the Yankees fuckd the Vietkong soldiers

    • @Angel_alanis
      @Angel_alanis 3 роки тому +51

      América explaining why the trees speak:

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 роки тому +3

      @@misterm5011 yeah, I doubt that dude

    • @misterm5011
      @misterm5011 3 роки тому +13

      @@AzumarillConGafasBv archives of battles, unequal losses on both sides (60K - 900K), anti-record for shooting down the enemy helicopters rises doubts? Ok, Nguyen

    • @1Monsoon-_
      @1Monsoon-_ 3 роки тому

      I like your pfp

  • @fernit0505
    @fernit0505 3 роки тому +399

    Un polaco usando memes de Ibai es muy posiblemente lo mejor que vaya a ver el día de hoy

    • @engelberg.2556
      @engelberg.2556 3 роки тому +5

      Si.

    • @cristobalsapiain2709
      @cristobalsapiain2709 3 роки тому +48

      Ese vídeo de Ibai ya es parte de la plantilla de todos estos memes, se hizo conocido en todo el mundo XD

    • @Raziel76
      @Raziel76 3 роки тому +2

      @Fernite xd Por cierto, me mola tu avatar hamijo

    • @fernit0505
      @fernit0505 3 роки тому +4

      @@Raziel76 un grande Blas xd

    • @Pigraider268
      @Pigraider268 3 роки тому +5

      ¿Pienso que Ibai es tan popular como Tyler1, no?

  • @chainmbl4257
    @chainmbl4257 3 роки тому +19

    Japan explaining why their war crimes in Asia didn't happen

  • @pattab2779
    @pattab2779 3 роки тому +25

    0:19 Japanese army officers when they are told that human wave charges are not effective

    • @remains10
      @remains10 3 роки тому +8

      Japanese army officers when they can’t commit mass rapes*

  • @LeXus21251
    @LeXus21251 3 роки тому +148

    Simply based

    • @syntax6029
      @syntax6029 3 роки тому +2

      very based

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 3 роки тому +4

      This word is painfully meaningless now so nothing is based

    • @mumonkey292
      @mumonkey292 3 роки тому +5

      @@YehudiNimol based

  • @George_Washington_1776
    @George_Washington_1776 3 роки тому +15

    British police explaining why that butter knife is a weapon of mass destruction:

  • @crimson6663
    @crimson6663 3 роки тому +44

    0:23 funny thing is, I think that guy was asking Joe Biden to free Armenia in the original clip.

    • @AverageBrethren
      @AverageBrethren 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he's the young Turks guy.

    • @bigfungus5023
      @bigfungus5023 3 роки тому +3

      I’m pretty sure he’s a Kurd

    • @noobita4983
      @noobita4983 3 роки тому

      Free Armenia from Armenians?

    • @crimson6663
      @crimson6663 3 роки тому +1

      @@noobita4983 Turkish threat probably

  • @lufte4784
    @lufte4784 3 роки тому +31

    Britain explaining why they conquer half of the world for spices, but never use it on their food:

  • @geosb05
    @geosb05 3 роки тому +21

    Brazilians asking Portugal where their gold and pau-brasil went:

  • @mici7221
    @mici7221 3 роки тому +74

    too underrated

  • @detectivealexsan
    @detectivealexsan 3 роки тому +22

    0:27 so accurate for a balkan person

  • @niklasdavind4722
    @niklasdavind4722 3 роки тому +24

    Sweden explaining how they are different from other scandinavian countries.

  • @splashydiamond
    @splashydiamond 3 роки тому +42

    Israelis explaining how it's their land because they lived there 2000 years ago and their "god said so"

  • @rajanabasti
    @rajanabasti 2 роки тому +16

    China explaining why Mao Zedong was a saviour of humanity.

    • @JM64
      @JM64 2 роки тому

      China did see it's population double and it's life expectancy increase by ~20 years under his rule... and setting the ground work for it to be the industrial power house it is today.
      Not to mention executing Landlords is mega based

  • @Jay-kc4xc
    @Jay-kc4xc 3 роки тому +14

    Leopold II explaining to the rest of Europe what happened in the Congo:

  • @thepizzafoogle5481
    @thepizzafoogle5481 3 роки тому +20

    Romans explaining why they went through 4 emperors in one year:

  • @PolishGod1234
    @PolishGod1234 3 роки тому +18

    Mao Zedong explaining how killing 40-100 milion people was neccesary :

    • @JM64
      @JM64 2 роки тому

      40 million people max.
      Considering the max combined death toll of ALL Communist countries (according to the black book) is 100 million... and even anti-communist scholars *rarely* go above that number.
      Now of course that 100 million max includes 20 million Nazi's and deaths in civil wars... but that's besides the point

  • @doppelminds1040
    @doppelminds1040 3 роки тому +13

    Latin American governments reducing poverty rates by artificially lowering the poverty line threshold:

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 3 роки тому +7

    The Switzerland one got me, I was drinking and almost spat on my monitor

  • @linguineravioli1719
    @linguineravioli1719 3 роки тому +26

    Spanish Empire explaining why you should only worship their one god:

    • @zzztriplezzz5264
      @zzztriplezzz5264 3 роки тому +5

      Spanish Empire when you ask where all the natives went:

    • @Letnistonwandif
      @Letnistonwandif 2 роки тому +1

      @@zzztriplezzz5264 They are still there. You have literally millions of them in southamerica. But i dont see anyone in Usa and Canada I wonder why? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @ChadSpittingTruth
      @ChadSpittingTruth 2 роки тому

      "Spanish empire" even thought this is how all religions spreaded around the world... But OK.

    • @ChadSpittingTruth
      @ChadSpittingTruth 2 роки тому

      @@zzztriplezzz5264 get rekt lol

    • @zzztriplezzz5264
      @zzztriplezzz5264 2 роки тому

      @@ChadSpittingTruth dude, the guy was playing along with my joke

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 3 роки тому +8

    "Switzerland being neutral for the next f*cking century"
    France during Revolutionary Wars: *bonjour*

  • @kelian9671
    @kelian9671 3 роки тому +11

    0:01 as a french person myself i can confirm

  • @Michael-dt2ln
    @Michael-dt2ln 3 роки тому +5

    I'm starting to be addicted to these kind of memes

  • @Sudupe16
    @Sudupe16 2 роки тому +5

    The Switzerland part at the end is made funnier by the fact that their neutrality didn't even last a year after this video was released (They joined sanctioning Russia)

  • @dismantledhenry5006
    @dismantledhenry5006 3 роки тому +21

    British South Africa explaining why they had apartheid system:

    • @ieatmice751
      @ieatmice751 3 роки тому +5

      Technically by that point it was South Africa South Africa

  • @fitmotheyap
    @fitmotheyap 3 роки тому +19

    Amazing quality

  • @xzpyr
    @xzpyr 3 роки тому +7

    The Venezuelan Government explaining why printing more money was a good idea:

  • @Cryingobi
    @Cryingobi 3 роки тому +7

    French explaining why they called of of their kings: Ludwig

    • @Polo_1118
      @Polo_1118  3 роки тому

      YES
      This is going to be in the next part for sure

  • @Truebro79
    @Truebro79 3 роки тому +3

    This has got to be one of the funniest memes I've seen in a while

  • @LOLITAPLAYER
    @LOLITAPLAYER 3 роки тому +15

    South korean explain why everyone should banned japanese and chinese product

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 3 роки тому +7

    Germany explaining why they started a world war because of a fucking art school rejection

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 3 роки тому +8

    0:41 yo that's kid CJ

  • @SailorSetsuna7
    @SailorSetsuna7 3 роки тому +14

    To explain, where other countries had like 1%-2% of their citizens be nobility, in Poland it was 10%. As long as you had a saber and a fancy hat, you could be a noble.

  • @michawilk2230
    @michawilk2230 3 роки тому +2

    The Polish Nobles one hit hard

  • @Brootli
    @Brootli 3 роки тому +4

    Switzerland again being one of the biggest arms dealer in the world just to watch others fight.

  • @CalciumGuy000
    @CalciumGuy000 3 роки тому +10

    Brazil explaining why he is fine

  • @mohammedalikhan4618
    @mohammedalikhan4618 2 роки тому +6

    If this way history is taught in schools.. it'd just be amazing
    Everything is summarised so well in just one sentence.😂😂

  • @whateveryousayfam5240
    @whateveryousayfam5240 3 роки тому +4

    *sniffffff* "Ahhhhh, I love the smell of historical debates in the morning"

  • @ImmanuelH.
    @ImmanuelH. 3 роки тому +2

    My history teacher would love this

  • @enzymcs2992
    @enzymcs2992 3 роки тому +22

    0:41 revenge for the germanic tribes

  • @EdanLeahy
    @EdanLeahy 3 роки тому +7

    Britain trying to explain to Ireland why all our food must be exported to the rest of the UK during the famine

  • @rustysaw3288
    @rustysaw3288 3 роки тому +28

    Awww you could've ended the pictures with the music. That would have been a whole lot better.

  • @orangotango9231
    @orangotango9231 3 роки тому +1

    I could watch this type of videos my entire life

  • @billy-the-butcher
    @billy-the-butcher 3 роки тому +4

    0:31 Damn Gavrilo Princip hasn't skipped leg day

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 3 роки тому +8

    Canadian soldiers in WW1 explaining why they’re huffing their own piss soaked socks:

  • @generalkenobi6687
    @generalkenobi6687 2 роки тому +10

    Sweden explaning how letting the nazis build concentration camps on their territory and helping them with storing their stolen from jews items is still neutral:

  • @Reginald_Ritmo
    @Reginald_Ritmo 3 роки тому +7

    1860's Greek Monarchs explaining that they are better than the Ottomans:

  • @keithybull9333
    @keithybull9333 3 роки тому +1

    This is the best thing UA-cam has recomended to me

  • @Anderes1248
    @Anderes1248 3 роки тому +4

    Americans explaining to the British why trowing the Tea to the sea was necessary:

  • @Stickingnote
    @Stickingnote 3 роки тому +3

    I liked that you included some Swedish history, but I'm dissapointed in lack of Switzerland history.

  • @canadianbacon2693
    @canadianbacon2693 3 роки тому +4

    Allied nations explaining why Germany was the only country that committed war crimes in ww2:

  • @fullmetalpsyche7755
    @fullmetalpsyche7755 3 роки тому +5

    Ah yes, my favourite source for historical knowledge.

  • @Interdictiondeltawing
    @Interdictiondeltawing 3 роки тому +1

    Italy: *gets involved with another war*
    Also Italy: I GO TO THE OTHER SIDE

  • @M_dMV
    @M_dMV 2 роки тому +2

    Portugal and Greece trying to explain why they won’t pay debt

  • @zibsidian5215
    @zibsidian5215 3 роки тому +7

    Did....Did I just watch an educational meme?
    And it was funny?

  • @zmeczonypiorun5880
    @zmeczonypiorun5880 3 роки тому +31

    majstersztyk

  • @kaede_24
    @kaede_24 3 роки тому +6

    USA explaining why their country is good because they beated Great Depression:

    • @DarjeelingEnjoyer
      @DarjeelingEnjoyer 3 роки тому +4

      But that's literally a valid argument though. We literally rose to having the biggest economy after the depression

    • @kaede_24
      @kaede_24 3 роки тому +4

      @@DarjeelingEnjoyer I know, it's a joke

    • @g4man41
      @g4man41 3 роки тому +1

      @@DarjeelingEnjoyer This is a meme video.

  • @teratrillionz
    @teratrillionz 2 роки тому +2

    The russia one aged like cheese in a hot, humid environment

  • @DoctorAids
    @DoctorAids 3 роки тому +2

    The modern Chinese explaining why thinking is a bad idea