If I remember correctly, for the race car crashing, it is absolutely fatal because the target modified her car to remove safety features to reduce weight and improve speed.
Also, it does explode on crash, at least in that version of the crash. Her super fuel is also super volatile. The one where you kill her at racing speed is you put a remote bomb on her wheel well that has her explode, you drop her dad on her as she passes, or you snipe her from basically anywhere you can see the track, then a few of the other cars hit hers on top of rolling at speed with the reduced safety features, like you said, along with hyper volatile fuel.
My uncle used to work in a metro terminal and the stories he would tell..... He was the go to person to look into a suicide situation and according to him sometimes the person would still be alive and consious when he got there, even after losing multiple limbs.
Thankfully if you are unfortunate enough to still be alive and conscious after being hit by a train you will be in shock and unable to understand what is going on till you die shortly later.
Cousin is a cop. Someone tried to off himself using the metro. Jumped in front, got caught between the metro and the concrete. So firefighters had to try and stabilise him, run back the metro, as the guy was still breathing, knowing that even though they tried to save him that it would kill him, slowly and painfully. But giving him the mercy kill would be murder and illegal. So they were careful but still had to work fast because he would bleed out if they were slow which cops would not allow, knowing releasing the pressure would kill him and running the train back would hurt him literally everywhere in ways no man wants to know. Decade later and the muffled gurgled screams still give her nightmares.
When I worked a year at a pork processing plant, I saw at least three dudes lose fingers on the saw. A typical workday was 12 hours, six days a week, but it gets _even longer_ when somebody gets cut because we had to stop the whole production line and make sure no human tissue gets mixed up with pork. Takes like an hour or two to check everything, clean the blood up, etc. They were always recruiting new people for the saw to replace the ones who'd been dismembered, tried to hype it up like, 'Pay increase!' Then they'd order these brand-new saw jockeys to work faster than they were comfortable with, too fast to practice appropriate safety protocols. Then they'd act all surprised when something terrible happens. I think the most terrifying thing was, rather than being concerned that _somebody got maimed,_ my coworkers would only complain that their work day was gonna be longer. It's fkn dystopian. So many American businesses are _legitimately monstrous._
The capitalist dystopia of giving your blood, your brain, and your life to a machine that seeks to replace you with more lucrative means every single moment...
I was thinking the same thing, he was genetically engineered to be the ultimate assassin. Super strong, incredible endurance, tip top shape, has eyes like an eagle and also has incredibly advanced hearing.
@@HavocHounds1988 I thought the same thing but ig it would be too easy if you messed up your stealth and the game lets you just b-line it away to safety
7:00 Actually you *can* get a suppressed weapon to be *almost* that quiet, *but* just having a suppressor alone won't do it - you need subsonic ammunition as well. Luckily for Agent 47 the AMT Hardballers he uses are .45cal, which is naturally subsonic by nature.
If I remember correctly about the bit with the heart: the Soviets actually did a few experiments with the idea of reviving/keeping organs alive by pumping blood through. I believe they went as far as to simulate a heart's pumping for a corpse and they pulled the plug when the body started moving more than just twitches. Obviously it wouldn't have been a full on revival, since the brain would've been oxygen-starved for way too long, but I'm pretty sure a lot of our understanding of how the body works with bloodflow came from those experiments.
The man who dies on the operating table is supposed to have a heart transplant so an alternate way to fulfill the contract is to destroy the heart before the procedure begins. Less flashy than the other alternatives but the end result is the same.
Common misconception, ninja's used explosives all the time, grenades, cannons, guns, fire arrows, exploding arrows, firecrackers etc. They used whatever was needed to get the job done. There is a museum for the Iga clan of ninja that has flintlock rifles, landmines, grenades and several other explosive devices on display.
@@nonnapapera69 Yeah, pop culture has really twisted the idea of a ninja. Like for example them wearing black, historical ninja wore dark blue or purple because black would clash with the night sky. The thing to remember is how the main light sources back then would have been the moon and lanterns, so there wouldn't be the light pollution we have now.
@@HavocHounds1988 The idea of them wearing black didn't come from pop culture, or at least, not modern pop culture. It came from Japanese plays, because all the stagehands moving stuff about wore full-concealing black outfits to signify you were supposed to ignore them. Until one of them turns around and murders one of the other characters, because he was actually a ninja character.
A key part of Hitman games is the use of disguises, that's why you see Agent 47 wearing many different outfits. Different disguises can help with infiltrating different areas. There are enemies that are more alert than others and will be able to tell you don't belong there, so some disguises can help avoid that. Even with a disguise there are guards that can tell you don't belong at times, so stealth is a big part of the gameplay, well it's supposed to be at least. You can just kill everyone that is in the way as well, you just won't get a good score at the end since you killed non targets and were seen etc. The main idea is silent kills, get in and get out leaving no trace you were there.
With the heart scene, it was a right sided heart and it was specifically there for an individual that happened to be Agent 47's target, so destroying the heart was a way to kill the target without even getting near him.
Also, you can see that when 47 kills him as main surgeon, using operating machine, it impales his heart by hitting on the right side EDIT: I think that was about 9:00 in the vid
oh also it was a right sided heart, abnormal to left side placement of the heart, I think the disease(mutation? sorry not native) was Dextrocardia but i'm not sure
I thought I'd see some poison used. This game has 3 types of poisons, all of which are instant whether injected or (unknowingly) consumed: Sedative, which puts people to sleep, Lethal, which is self explanatory, and Emetic (like rat poison), which makes people holding their stomachs until they make it to the nearest toilet.
For the "It's not possible to hold two people underwater like that." comment, I think maybe the fact Agent 47 is a genetic superhuman should have been given as context for them lol
5:14 My grandpa use to work at a steel mill here in my town, they had an section that would make these huge coils, there’s a part of it were you’d have two guys working, one is picking up the end of the coil while the other guy is presses a button to cut it . Well, he was heading down to that section to go relieve the guy who’s supposed to pick up the coil. When my grandpa gets down there he sees that him and the other guy are taking not really paying attention and the guy grabs the coil by it’s side, which you’re not supposed to do, the other guy who isn’t paying attention to this presses the button early causing the blade of the machine to go into the guys hand, immediately cutting of the section of hand where the middle, ring, and pinkie finger are. My grandpa goes over and immediately takes over his post while the security near by help the guy get to the hospital. The guy was in his 80’s and had refused to retire, it was safe to say the guy was gonna retire then.
Another factor to consider is the fact that 47 is about as super soldier as you can get; Super strength, endurance, agility, reflexes, etc. He's basically If John Wick, and Bucky Barnes were combined into one human
Funfact: agent 47 is a genetically modified clone. That's why he can do all these strong things (like drown 2 people or always overpower any single target) and some other cool things you might notice In blood money agent 47 doesn't blink when he is crouching. Some say it's design oversight, some say it's since he's a clone, he doesn't need to blink, so when he's standing and blending in he does it to seem normal, but when he's crouching he is sneaking so he wants zero distractions(even 1 blink can miss an opportunity to kill)
Man I'd love to see Noah and Jordan react to combat in the Batman Arkham series. Always loved how cool and fluid Batman would do his moves and hearing the satisfying crunch of the thugs bones or just the impact from the punches/kicks make you feel so powerful
the pistol can be close to being silent depending if it has regular or subsonic rounds in the camber will massively effect the noise with a suppressed pistol or smg.
1:44 Hitman is a super human of sorts enhanced to be a killing machine and he is artificially made so even if he dies they have plenty more to replace him and that's also the reason that they can enhance him so much I spent 10 minutes writing something that doesn't worth anything so thank you if you read this
He is a clone, but the company he works for is not responsible for his creation and he can't be recreated because that project doesn't exist anymore. You would probably need his DNA. He also was the best one of the clones so he is uniquely talented even among these superhumans. So no, he is not easily replacable.
"Chicken factories, people using skill saws get cut all the time" .... yeah, he ain't wrong. I work at a meat processing plant and we work with knives, band saws, mincers, bladed machines, brisket cutters, skinners, stunners and various other stuff like that. I wouldn't say it's "regular" but workers getting major cuts and losing the odd finger here or there ... isn't uncommon. We kind of get blaise about it a bit. Many of my work mates have lost fingers, got scars from serious cuts or been to hospital. Just another day.
01:00 well, after a hippo bites even once, chances are there isn't much of you left to fix. 01:45 There's no telling just how strong 47 is. In Blood Money he's build like brick house and in-game medical exams say that despite being in his fifties, he has physique of man in his 20's and shows no age related ailments. 09:12 It's infact experimental robotic surgery unit called "the spider", combined with stem-cell therapy and artificial intelligence, together with world class surgeon supervising the whole thing. In-game it's later confirmed that thanks to 47 assasination, whole project is regarded now with suspicion. Manurfacturer of said surgical unit is facing official investigation for possible safety violations(The hospital apparently covered up it was an assasination). Funnily enough CEO of the manurfacturer ends up becoming players target pretty soon after. 12:15 There are some gadgets, though most are somewhat niche and others involve manipulating the target to do something you want. They actually removed one gadget (Electrocution phone) because it made it too easy.
I feel it should be noted that Agent 47 (The Assassin) Is a Super Soldier who was genetically enhanced. He's stronger, Faster, And was trained and built too be the perfect killing machine from his birth. He's certainly capable of overpowering any Normal human
You talked about applying pressure to the neck after it gets sliced open that reminded me of an accident that happened early last year. A popular gun UA-camr’s .50 cal exploded and he got hit in the neck. While he was heading to the hospital he had to shove his thumb into his neck to staunch the bleeding.
You literally can't hear me breathe and I can walk and run without making a fucking sound but it makes me pretty good at getting into places I shouldn't be
The headshot through the telescope had a pretty big chance of screwing up. The bullet would have likely went off course after going through the several layers of glass.
The essence of this series of games is not in the usual cool murder, but in killing the target in the most unsuspicious way. I mean, how unsuspicious is it that a man died in the middle of the corridor from a broken neck?
Agent 47 was genetically modified as a lab rat so he was built to be a hitman with super agility strength and it also is how the game explains him taking so many bullets and only partial injure
OK so that last kill is a neat little Easter egg in the Hokkaido mission.. the Hokkaido level takes place at a super futuristic, super cutting edge hospital for the elites of society. Some of the treatments are not approved by governing bodies like the FDA or Japanese equivalent. That kinda explains some of the things seen in that level like the heart in the machine and the multiple robotic surgery arms. The Easter egg in the last kill happens when you place an explosive rubber duck next to a wind cone on the heli pad and disguise yourself as the chief surgeon. You then go to his station overlooking the patient (Ho happens to be one of your targets) and on the computer screen on the right, you will see a game of minesweeper. If you win, your target dies in a special way. The entire surgery floor just explodes.
I love how it’s presented as “experts give their informed opinion on Hitman” and the actual video is them geeking out and being like “oh SHIT” at each kill.
0:01: "This guy just likes throwing girls, it's only been girls, what is wrong with this dude?" Me: Hitman 47 got rejected by all females after they discovered what the barcode on the back on his head was for
"This guy just likes throwing girls, its only been girls. Whats wrong with this dude?" *clears throat* Those are called *TARGETS* mister. Please get it right next time.
For the heart, one would think that you might be able to reasonably abort the surgery and get another heart before they died of their disease. If that target didn't have situs invertus, guaranteeing that they could not get another
Surgery happens, because his disease already in life-threatening stage, when heart is at risk of complete failure. So there is no aborting surgery, it's now or never, as even artificial heart can sustain someone's life only for very limited time.
Bring noah and the seal to react to ghost recon breakpoint that could be a awesome episode! Also why did you have to hit us with the tom and jerry ending 😵
I worked with a guy who got his arm crushed off by heavy machinery. His arm looked like a bloody paste, all of his bones look like gravel. It was pretty fascinating actually.
Actually I once saw a documentary about torture. Iron maiden doesn't impale you at least not imidiately. The spikes don't go very deep and there's enough place to stand. You're meant to die slowly due to exhaustion and blood loss and it can last a few days
"You would need to be super strong to hold 2 people on water like that." He's a genetically designed super clone originally intended as the perfect soldier. Probably should give your reactors some back story on the games they watch, Gamology. lmao
Dude was like, time to feed the hippos! 🌊🏃✋
Completely Savage‼️‼️
I'm sure we can do a separate react video of you sharing stories with a straight face with all gameology experts.
"Experts react to Doctor ER."
According to Casual Geographics, hippos are homicidal maniacs by birth... AFAIK, they do kill more humans than crocodiles and lions do.
#Doctor ER hmm you look familiar....
Damn. Sounds like you see some horrendous stuff on a daily basis.
If I remember correctly, for the race car crashing, it is absolutely fatal because the target modified her car to remove safety features to reduce weight and improve speed.
Yeah the metal in the body of the cars is more lighter than the usual body of the ordinary car it’s like tin foil.
But every racer dies when crashing
@@leonpaelinck don't think too hard into it it's a video game
Also, it does explode on crash, at least in that version of the crash. Her super fuel is also super volatile.
The one where you kill her at racing speed is you put a remote bomb on her wheel well that has her explode, you drop her dad on her as she passes, or you snipe her from basically anywhere you can see the track, then a few of the other cars hit hers on top of rolling at speed with the reduced safety features, like you said, along with hyper volatile fuel.
@@leonpaelinck tell that to Richard Hammond.
Tho tbf he isn't a F1 racer.
As fun as listening to their banter was, I feel like they chose kills that were a little more in Jordan's wheelhouse, and not so many in Noah's.
That's what I was saying, agent 47 has a bunch of cool melee hand to hand take downs that they just chose to ignore lol
@@unbeliveblephoenix1 not to meantion the stuff he does with a garrot wire
And to be honest he's a trauma Doc so unless it's tea party gameplay it would suit him lol
Don't even know why they brought in Noah for this game. There is no real martial arts that happens in Hitman games outside of a few chokes
@@CecilioSprayetti you probably never punched someone in hitman absolution or the 2016 trilogy
Cameron and Israel are cool, but this duo is underrated and honestly just as entertaining.
Lol yup just two cheery guys
I just noticed that both have countries as a names
@@republicofformosa8644 Jordan (the er doctor) is also a country ;)
I don't even know who they are. Noah and Jordan are the ones I've seen the most on this channel so far
My uncle used to work in a metro terminal and the stories he would tell..... He was the go to person to look into a suicide situation and according to him sometimes the person would still be alive and consious when he got there, even after losing multiple limbs.
Mad respect to the people in those jobs that do what they do. The shit they are forced to see is haunting.
Oh god that sounds terrible
Thankfully if you are unfortunate enough to still be alive and conscious after being hit by a train you will be in shock and unable to understand what is going on till you die shortly later.
Cousin is a cop. Someone tried to off himself using the metro. Jumped in front, got caught between the metro and the concrete. So firefighters had to try and stabilise him, run back the metro, as the guy was still breathing, knowing that even though they tried to save him that it would kill him, slowly and painfully. But giving him the mercy kill would be murder and illegal.
So they were careful but still had to work fast because he would bleed out if they were slow which cops would not allow, knowing releasing the pressure would kill him and running the train back would hurt him literally everywhere in ways no man wants to know.
Decade later and the muffled gurgled screams still give her nightmares.
Multiple limbs?
When I worked a year at a pork processing plant, I saw at least three dudes lose fingers on the saw. A typical workday was 12 hours, six days a week, but it gets _even longer_ when somebody gets cut because we had to stop the whole production line and make sure no human tissue gets mixed up with pork. Takes like an hour or two to check everything, clean the blood up, etc.
They were always recruiting new people for the saw to replace the ones who'd been dismembered, tried to hype it up like, 'Pay increase!' Then they'd order these brand-new saw jockeys to work faster than they were comfortable with, too fast to practice appropriate safety protocols. Then they'd act all surprised when something terrible happens.
I think the most terrifying thing was, rather than being concerned that _somebody got maimed,_ my coworkers would only complain that their work day was gonna be longer. It's fkn dystopian. So many American businesses are _legitimately monstrous._
Greed is a gift that keeps on giving. It's amazing how many stories like this are out there.
Jesus, who was your boss, Bundry Rothwild?
@@ToxicBastard I had to look this up and it made me smile lol
@@Densoro lol
The capitalist dystopia of giving your blood, your brain, and your life to a machine that seeks to replace you with more lucrative means every single moment...
I feel like you should've let them know that agent 47 is supposed to be superhuman so he has an excuse to to be really strong.
I was thinking the same thing, he was genetically engineered to be the ultimate assassin. Super strong, incredible endurance, tip top shape, has eyes like an eagle and also has incredibly advanced hearing.
@@HavocHounds1988 : 47 has superhuman strength but runs like he's on a casual jog even when he's being shot at by guards.
@@hawkeye5955 Lol yeah, it is odd you can't sprint in any of the games.
@@HavocHounds1988 I thought the same thing but ig it would be too easy if you messed up your stealth and the game lets you just b-line it away to safety
@@KingOfXB0XLive That is probably it.
7:00 Actually you *can* get a suppressed weapon to be *almost* that quiet, *but* just having a suppressor alone won't do it - you need subsonic ammunition as well. Luckily for Agent 47 the AMT Hardballers he uses are .45cal, which is naturally subsonic by nature.
Hitman was right all along
If I remember correctly about the bit with the heart: the Soviets actually did a few experiments with the idea of reviving/keeping organs alive by pumping blood through. I believe they went as far as to simulate a heart's pumping for a corpse and they pulled the plug when the body started moving more than just twitches.
Obviously it wouldn't have been a full on revival, since the brain would've been oxygen-starved for way too long, but I'm pretty sure a lot of our understanding of how the body works with bloodflow came from those experiments.
The man who dies on the operating table is supposed to have a heart transplant so an alternate way to fulfill the contract is to destroy the heart before the procedure begins.
Less flashy than the other alternatives but the end result is the same.
Its also kinda cruel and unusual since now you are dooming him to die a slow and painful death by sickness, but then again he kinda deserves it.
Soders also has a right sided heart. They should have been told that.
@@Ozzy_2014 yup and once it's trashed, literally, they won't find another in time and he'll die on the table
My favorite way to kill Soders is to just waltz on in without a disguise and kill him from shock due to seeing 47
Lmao Jordan is so desensitized it’s like shocking Noah’s innocent mind
Common misconception, ninja's used explosives all the time, grenades, cannons, guns, fire arrows, exploding arrows, firecrackers etc. They used whatever was needed to get the job done. There is a museum for the Iga clan of ninja that has flintlock rifles, landmines, grenades and several other explosive devices on display.
Wow didn’t know that!
@@nonnapapera69 Yeah, pop culture has really twisted the idea of a ninja. Like for example them wearing black, historical ninja wore dark blue or purple because black would clash with the night sky. The thing to remember is how the main light sources back then would have been the moon and lanterns, so there wouldn't be the light pollution we have now.
@@HavocHounds1988 The idea of them wearing black didn't come from pop culture, or at least, not modern pop culture. It came from Japanese plays, because all the stagehands moving stuff about wore full-concealing black outfits to signify you were supposed to ignore them. Until one of them turns around and murders one of the other characters, because he was actually a ninja character.
@@WZahnle Oh, that's interesting.
A key part of Hitman games is the use of disguises, that's why you see Agent 47 wearing many different outfits. Different disguises can help with infiltrating different areas. There are enemies that are more alert than others and will be able to tell you don't belong there, so some disguises can help avoid that. Even with a disguise there are guards that can tell you don't belong at times, so stealth is a big part of the gameplay, well it's supposed to be at least. You can just kill everyone that is in the way as well, you just won't get a good score at the end since you killed non targets and were seen etc. The main idea is silent kills, get in and get out leaving no trace you were there.
Except his disguises are paper thin.
Context for the fire thing : agent 47 disabled the unlock system to trap his target in there to be burned to death
With the heart scene, it was a right sided heart and it was specifically there for an individual that happened to be Agent 47's target, so destroying the heart was a way to kill the target without even getting near him.
Also, you can see that when 47 kills him as main surgeon, using operating machine, it impales his heart by hitting on the right side
EDIT: I think that was about 9:00 in the vid
oh also it was a right sided heart, abnormal to left side placement of the heart, I think the disease(mutation? sorry not native) was Dextrocardia but i'm not sure
@@skidaddleskidoodle Oh was it right sided? I'll edit my original comment than. Thank you.
@@skidaddleskidoodle It was situs inversus. :)
@@BelleVanSchijndel Oh yeah, I remember now, it was also name of the mission, thank you
These two are a great duo! Love when they react together
I thought I'd see some poison used. This game has 3 types of poisons, all of which are instant whether injected or (unknowingly) consumed:
Sedative, which puts people to sleep,
Lethal, which is self explanatory, and
Emetic (like rat poison), which makes people holding their stomachs until they make it to the nearest toilet.
I hoped that they would put in the kill from Miami when you kick Robert Knox of the roof on Sierra's car.
Emetic is a classic, lethal barely appears unless you bring it in and sedative is useless
@@TheSuit47 that ones great, I have a way to suit only it
2:08 It's funny and creepy seeing a doctor said Nice after reacting to a man getting murdered and paled through his stomach
For the "It's not possible to hold two people underwater like that." comment, I think maybe the fact Agent 47 is a genetic superhuman should have been given as context for them lol
5:14 My grandpa use to work at a steel mill here in my town, they had an section that would make these huge coils, there’s a part of it were you’d have two guys working, one is picking up the end of the coil while the other guy is presses a button to cut it .
Well, he was heading down to that section to go relieve the guy who’s supposed to pick up the coil. When my grandpa gets down there he sees that him and the other guy are taking not really paying attention and the guy grabs the coil by it’s side, which you’re not supposed to do, the other guy who isn’t paying attention to this presses the button early causing the blade of the machine to go into the guys hand, immediately cutting of the section of hand where the middle, ring, and pinkie finger are. My grandpa goes over and immediately takes over his post while the security near by help the guy get to the hospital. The guy was in his 80’s and had refused to retire, it was safe to say the guy was gonna retire then.
Jesus. That's like a final surprise twist in the story of that dude's life.
0:17 just love how they just show Tom waiting.
Another factor to consider is the fact that 47 is about as super soldier as you can get; Super strength, endurance, agility, reflexes, etc. He's basically If John Wick, and Bucky Barnes were combined into one human
Why hasn’t Noah appeared again in the channel after this video? Bring him back Gamology!
Funfact: agent 47 is a genetically modified clone. That's why he can do all these strong things (like drown 2 people or always overpower any single target) and some other cool things you might notice
In blood money agent 47 doesn't blink when he is crouching.
Some say it's design oversight, some say it's since he's a clone, he doesn't need to blink, so when he's standing and blending in he does it to seem normal, but when he's crouching he is sneaking so he wants zero distractions(even 1 blink can miss an opportunity to kill)
I can't express how much I enjoy their conversations and banter.
Man I'd love to see Noah and Jordan react to combat in the Batman Arkham series. Always loved how cool and fluid Batman would do his moves and hearing the satisfying crunch of the thugs bones or just the impact from the punches/kicks make you feel so powerful
Marital artists: You have to be super strong to hold down and drown two people.
47: A genetic engineer to be a super human.
I was looking for this comment
1:54 "you would need to be super strong just to do that"
Well who's gonna tell him the lore of Agent 47? 😹
Martial artist: "Thats a far shot"
ER dorctor: "i wish i could see the head exploding" golden 🤣👌
Hitman is genetically modified to be perfect so he’s strong enough to do much more than an average person
the pistol can be close to being silent depending if it has regular or subsonic rounds in the camber will massively effect the noise with a suppressed pistol or smg.
Hitman is one of the games I actually played so watching the reaction was cool
1:44
Hitman is a super human of sorts enhanced to be a killing machine and he is artificially made so even if he dies they have plenty more to replace him and that's also the reason that they can enhance him so much
I spent 10 minutes writing something that doesn't worth anything so thank you if you read this
He is a clone, but the company he works for is not responsible for his creation and he can't be recreated because that project doesn't exist anymore. You would probably need his DNA. He also was the best one of the clones so he is uniquely talented even among these superhumans.
So no, he is not easily replacable.
One thing I wish they would have went into was the Situs Invertus thing.
I’ve heard the condition has soooo many health complications
"Chicken factories, people using skill saws get cut all the time" .... yeah, he ain't wrong.
I work at a meat processing plant and we work with knives, band saws, mincers, bladed machines, brisket cutters, skinners, stunners and various other stuff like that. I wouldn't say it's "regular" but workers getting major cuts and losing the odd finger here or there ... isn't uncommon. We kind of get blaise about it a bit. Many of my work mates have lost fingers, got scars from serious cuts or been to hospital. Just another day.
Noah: you'd need to be super strong
Me: *raising eyebrow while remebering 47s backstory*
01:00 well, after a hippo bites even once, chances are there isn't much of you left to fix.
01:45 There's no telling just how strong 47 is. In Blood Money he's build like brick house and in-game medical exams say that despite being in his fifties, he has physique of man in his 20's and shows no age related ailments.
09:12 It's infact experimental robotic surgery unit called "the spider", combined with stem-cell therapy and artificial intelligence, together with world class surgeon supervising the whole thing. In-game it's later confirmed that thanks to 47 assasination, whole project is regarded now with suspicion. Manurfacturer of said surgical unit is facing official investigation for possible safety violations(The hospital apparently covered up it was an assasination).
Funnily enough CEO of the manurfacturer ends up becoming players target pretty soon after.
12:15 There are some gadgets, though most are somewhat niche and others involve manipulating the target to do something you want. They actually removed one gadget (Electrocution phone) because it made it too easy.
I feel it should be noted that Agent 47 (The Assassin) Is a Super Soldier who was genetically enhanced. He's stronger, Faster, And was trained and built too be the perfect killing machine from his birth. He's certainly capable of overpowering any Normal human
1:45 little does he know, 47 is a genetically modified agent who is super strong compared to the average human
I've always wanted to see these 2 together. They're awesome.
I just love their reaction to brutal kills, it's just so priceless to see both of them look at each other laughing xd
I just love the Video Reference of Hell-Spawn at 8:08 .
He's been of my Top Favorites since I was a little kid, and still is!
10:04 "just put a thumb in it"
You talked about applying pressure to the neck after it gets sliced open that reminded me of an accident that happened early last year. A popular gun UA-camr’s .50 cal exploded and he got hit in the neck. While he was heading to the hospital he had to shove his thumb into his neck to staunch the bleeding.
Always hilarious when ammosexuals almost die from their own death toys, while claiming everyone should own one.
@@sgtraytango Don’t make light of his accident it was extremely serious. And it was due to the ammunition he was using.
"for assassin's they need to be very good with weapons..."
Hitman: CROWBAR YEET
Listening at Noah and Jordan is very therapeutic. And of course, funny. Please guys, do more videos if you can!
1:37 the "tank thing" is correctly called an Armored Personnel Carrier aka the APC.
*carrier
@@BelleVanSchijndel My mistake there, thank you for correcting me. :) Just edited my comment.
Alternate title: Noah asks Jordan questions he immediately regrets for 13 minutes
You literally can't hear me breathe and I can walk and run without making a fucking sound but it makes me pretty good at getting into places I shouldn't be
The headshot through the telescope had a pretty big chance of screwing up.
The bullet would have likely went off course after going through the several layers of glass.
Always liked how the experts they bring in typically acknowledge things are less realistic to make gameplay more fun.
Agent 47 could hold two people underwater man is not even human he is made to be a killing machine
Imagine losing a thumb & freaking out but like, 2 months later you lose your index finger & your reaction is just: "Damn. Welp, back to work."
These two are so fun together, my favourite duo
There is someone who got shot multiple times and all his organs where pierced even his brain but he was vitally alive when the ambulance came
There is one guy who wanted to shoot his head because he had cancer. He didn’t die but destroyed the cancer
@@meinctutweh4103 New cure for cancer ?
Anti-cancer gun we just skipped through 100 years of technological achievements
@@nickastro2675 lol
I believe the lore behind hit man he is some type of super human
"You would have to be super strong to do that" 47 is a genetically engineered superhuman with a surplus of strenght
The essence of this series of games is not in the usual cool murder, but in killing the target in the most unsuspicious way. I mean, how unsuspicious is it that a man died in the middle of the corridor from a broken neck?
"I was about to say, traumatic brain injury fine.... but then he got impaled in the face"
Agent 47 was genetically modified as a lab rat so he was built to be a hitman with super agility strength and it also is how the game explains him taking so many bullets and only partial injure
For the drowning one 47 is genetically modified to be pretty much bullet proof, really strong and fast
6:58 We need a the military expert here...
I wish someone told them that when Dahlia falls off the balcony, she falls on top of Victor. I don’t think they noticed that.
OK so that last kill is a neat little Easter egg in the Hokkaido mission.. the Hokkaido level takes place at a super futuristic, super cutting edge hospital for the elites of society. Some of the treatments are not approved by governing bodies like the FDA or Japanese equivalent. That kinda explains some of the things seen in that level like the heart in the machine and the multiple robotic surgery arms. The Easter egg in the last kill happens when you place an explosive rubber duck next to a wind cone on the heli pad and disguise yourself as the chief surgeon. You then go to his station overlooking the patient (Ho happens to be one of your targets) and on the computer screen on the right, you will see a game of minesweeper. If you win, your target dies in a special way. The entire surgery floor just explodes.
My brother was like laugh out loud when he said what is wrong with dude talking about 47 when pushing her off the ledge.
The same team are making a James Bond game, there you go Noah!
Watching Noah with anyone is always a pleasure
This is just an excited martial artist interviewing a UA-cam doctor.
BRO THIS GAME IS THE BEST GAME THANK YOU
2:09 *Dude gets impaled*
Doctor: Ohhhh! Nice!
2:08, 9:40
Doctor: Oooohh Niiceee
Fr that doctor seems to have some kind of secret jobs being a hitman 💀
In our first aid class we had a joke where we always said treat for shock even for the most messed up shit.
I agree with the "blasting into pieces detail" like RDR .
I love how it’s presented as “experts give their informed opinion on Hitman” and the actual video is them geeking out and being like “oh SHIT” at each kill.
5:21 I wasn't going to question the bone, but now i am!
The Hitman was enhanced so that’s why he’s that strong.
0:01: "This guy just likes throwing girls, it's only been girls, what is wrong with this dude?"
Me: Hitman 47 got rejected by all females after they discovered what the barcode on the back on his head was for
"This guy just likes throwing girls, its only been girls. Whats wrong with this dude?" *clears throat* Those are called *TARGETS* mister. Please get it right next time.
Keep in mind agent 47 is 5 men rolled into one meaning he has that extra strength and can take more hits than a normal person could.
this is the best duo since the last
i love this combo, they were both so nice and friendly with each other
The doc had more enthusiasm then the martial artist in the kills. Lol
For the heart, one would think that you might be able to reasonably abort the surgery and get another heart before they died of their disease.
If that target didn't have situs invertus, guaranteeing that they could not get another
Surgery happens, because his disease already in life-threatening stage, when heart is at risk of complete failure. So there is no aborting surgery, it's now or never, as even artificial heart can sustain someone's life only for very limited time.
I know a guy who lost an arm in a wood chipper. It was just an accident. He just lost his balance and tried to break his fall with his arm.
the doctor speaks like Ryan gosling
I was hoping they'd show the part where 47 kills the patient by "Revealing identity" in which he quite literally gets scared to death
Bring noah and the seal to react to ghost recon breakpoint that could be a awesome episode!
Also why did you have to hit us with the tom and jerry ending 😵
5:27 Sharp things and, well, people.
Noah wants the game to be more James Bond-like? Boy have I got good news for you!
We need to get Jordan in front of Sniper elite 4. Or 5 when that comes out.
1:50 Well, good thing 47 is a supersoldier.
I worked with a guy who got his arm crushed off by heavy machinery. His arm looked like a bloody paste, all of his bones look like gravel. It was pretty fascinating actually.
this video was basically, "ER doctor scars martial artist for life."
Noah: "someone got shot 10 times and survived? That guy's got a crazy story"
50 Cent : "Am I a joke to you ?"
Everyone: Yes, you are
This was definitely more up Jordan's alley. Great input
Actually I once saw a documentary about torture. Iron maiden doesn't impale you at least not imidiately. The spikes don't go very deep and there's enough place to stand. You're meant to die slowly due to exhaustion and blood loss and it can last a few days
also remember that agent 47 is a superhuman by this points so the drowning bit is possible for him to do.
They forgot that Agent 47 is able to Do everything easily
"The Doc. talks about suicide, so edit a pic of that depressed Tom, but sitting on rails"
- Someone to the editor
"You would need to be super strong to hold 2 people on water like that."
He's a genetically designed super clone originally intended as the perfect soldier. Probably should give your reactors some back story on the games they watch, Gamology. lmao
I just love how during the intro, Noah was in a cool stance and Jordan was just pointing at a cat like :D