Bill Burr Tells Joe Rogan fight story

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  • @milli2385
    @milli2385 Рік тому +47089

    You can see the moment Bill remembered the bouncer killed that guy and put him in a dumpster.

  • @thabangprincejikwana6398
    @thabangprincejikwana6398 Рік тому +28229

    "This guy brought equipment...."

    • @Torchmanz
      @Torchmanz Рік тому +39

      Lol

    • @jaygothejakehernandez8908
      @jaygothejakehernandez8908 Рік тому +64

      I shouldn't tell these stories

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Рік тому

      Haa

    • @danyu9560
      @danyu9560 Рік тому +63

      Wow you watched the short to?! Amazing!

    • @Wilson-te6zj
      @Wilson-te6zj Рік тому

      Lmao that's how you psychologically mind fuck your opponent in a street fight just show up with a fucking mouthpiece

  • @lyingdogfacedponysoldier5746
    @lyingdogfacedponysoldier5746 Рік тому +15099

    Two scariest men in the world: a guy that puts on a mouth guard before a fight and a naked man with an axe

    • @mrfarax4944
      @mrfarax4944 Рік тому +216

      Yup both terrifying prospects

    • @AddictedApple
      @AddictedApple Рік тому +277

      Never seen a naked man with a chainsaw?

    • @mtathos_
      @mtathos_ Рік тому +262

      @@AddictedApple chainsaw is less reliable and if the man is scary and naked he probably is in a state to injure himself more with a chainsaw than an axe lol

    • @AddictedApple
      @AddictedApple Рік тому +66

      @@mtathos_ Gotta think about if Jason Voorhees/Jack Torrence VS. Leatherface were naked
      Gotta give it to leatherface for his dancing scene tbh

    • @mtathos_
      @mtathos_ Рік тому

      @@AddictedApple agreed but I would wager my annual salary that my local naked axe wielding crackhead would bust open jason and all the 80's movie killers heads before the cops even show up.

  • @kanico1582
    @kanico1582 Рік тому +9538

    "I shouldn't tell these stories" after he remembered that what happened next was jumping and brutally beating the guy who suckered punched him xD

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Рік тому +25

      The bouncer never fully recovered from that beating.

    • @jesuschrist9597
      @jesuschrist9597 Рік тому +276

      @@cahillgreg the bouncer didn’t get a beating

    • @phenex5190
      @phenex5190 Рік тому +4

      "For some dumb reason... wait"

    • @unboundnevada9908
      @unboundnevada9908 Рік тому +3

      @@cahillgreg is still currently in a permanent coma

    • @jacob8725
      @jacob8725 Рік тому

      @@jesuschrist9597 yeah exactly the dumb guy did

  • @Jasondog375
    @Jasondog375 Рік тому +6930

    Bro remember what the bouncer did after he got sucker punched and realized if he tells the rest someone's going to jail👀🤣

    • @blueninjanoname7338
      @blueninjanoname7338 Рік тому +26

      Nah man police always back bouncers.

    • @juliosanchez5665
      @juliosanchez5665 Рік тому +122

      @@blueninjanoname7338 too bad it's the judge that passes a sentence lol

    • @blueninjanoname7338
      @blueninjanoname7338 Рік тому +4

      @@juliosanchez5665 going to require a heavy wallet lmao

    • @juliosanchez5665
      @juliosanchez5665 Рік тому +30

      @@blueninjanoname7338 if you're a bouncer you probably don't have a 10th of that though

    • @Supreme-King
      @Supreme-King Рік тому +9

      @@juliosanchez5665 And police does the report that gets to the judge.

  • @user-uk9ph3me5b
    @user-uk9ph3me5b Рік тому +5604

    😂😂i shouldnt tell these stories..

    • @BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS
      @BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS Рік тому +96

      Already knew this would be top comment. So sad to see how sheepish people are nowadays.

    • @meettherandom4711
      @meettherandom4711 Рік тому +87

      @@BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS no bro its not that he is sheepish, we're all the same. Humans. Predictive.

    • @snakeoo7ca
      @snakeoo7ca Рік тому +78

      @@BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS Sheepish? its literally the highlight line of the video. Go outside lol

    • @The_Buttcheek_Bandit
      @The_Buttcheek_Bandit Рік тому +21

      @@BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS “who da fuck is dat guy”

    • @letitrip5139
      @letitrip5139 Рік тому +19

      I don't think he was sheepish. I hava a feeling the guy that sucker punched the bouncered paid a heavy cost and he doesn't want to mention the crime

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 Рік тому +852

    Popping in a mouthguard beforehand has heavy “I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THIS SHIT!!!” energy 😳

    • @bigfebreeze_xyt3082
      @bigfebreeze_xyt3082 Рік тому +5

      It’s so your teeth don’t smack eachother and get chipped or broken during the fight

    • @michaelhart2393
      @michaelhart2393 Рік тому +54

      @@bigfebreeze_xyt3082 holy shit I had no idea that's what fucking mouth guards were for thanks for the Info

    • @pimpontheline
      @pimpontheline Рік тому +12

      @@michaelhart2393 man i thought it was theater too i didnt know they did anything useful in a professional sport. We would look stupid without Captain Obvious here.

    • @Jamestheterrible
      @Jamestheterrible Рік тому +3

      I knew a maximum security jail guard who would pop in his mouthpiece before he’d go into a dormitory of 70 dudes. In the gym he’d go into the matted area with his own heavy bag he’d bring with him and just roll around with it and punch it like a fucking gorilla for 45 minutes straight. Built different.

    • @bigfebreeze_xyt3082
      @bigfebreeze_xyt3082 Рік тому +1

      @@pimpontheline I said tha Kuz he’s acting like a mouthpiece makes u crazy badass when it’s just protective equipment lmao, that’s like putting on some hand wraps before a fight and all these nerds react like 😳

  • @nikobolez9063
    @nikobolez9063 Рік тому +433

    I had a friend in high-school who did the same thing every day, just in case. He was from Texas and I saw him knock out a dozen people. He was a good dude and always stood up for people who didn't stand up for themselves.

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Рік тому

      Sounds like a communist to me. He just helps people?

    • @blueninjanoname7338
      @blueninjanoname7338 Рік тому +21

      Sounds like he gets involved in situations he doesn't fully understand.

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 Рік тому +1

      Was a good dude as in Past tense? Did something happen to him?

    • @MNDMN-zh3kf
      @MNDMN-zh3kf Рік тому +8

      you were friend with batman ?

    • @chumbawaumbacumpa
      @chumbawaumbacumpa Рік тому +17

      @@MNDMN-zh3kf Mf do you think batman came from Texas 🗿

  • @gaddiusgaddium9082
    @gaddiusgaddium9082 Рік тому +722

    Bill: realizes he's not lying, nor doing a set
    Bill: Why tf am I giving up good material for free?!

    • @wizardmongol4868
      @wizardmongol4868 Рік тому +4

      How is he lying
      edit:
      as in when is he lying in general outside of this podcast

    • @gaddiusgaddium9082
      @gaddiusgaddium9082 Рік тому

      @@wizardmongol4868 Learn reading comprehension.

    • @Josh-ri4rd
      @Josh-ri4rd Рік тому +16

      @@wizardmongol4868 can you read

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge Рік тому +12

      @@wizardmongol4868 that literally says "he's not lying"

    • @Bambingobongo
      @Bambingobongo Рік тому +4

      @@wizardmongol4868 bro take a deep breath and focus on your academics.

  • @manuelzapata8545
    @manuelzapata8545 Рік тому +895

    I was born and raised in Brooklyn NY. I used to bring a mouth peice with me when I took the train to work late at night. I only had to use it one time but I brought it for exactly that reason. I nearly got into it with a homeless guy but when the guy saw me put it in my mouth his whole attitude changed. He got off the train and moved on.

    • @shotbygum
      @shotbygum Рік тому

      Noone believes u

    • @JoinedSouls
      @JoinedSouls Рік тому +211

      its just got such insane energy, because you know dude ain't talking anymore once that things in.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +34

      I might need to carry one Iam sick of chipping teeth in fights, lost half a molar tucking my chin from a headlock a year back

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 Рік тому +168

      There is also the implications.
      You are prepared, you apparently get into these kinds of situations often enough to carry it or the worst option: You have been waiting for this.

    • @sosa41604
      @sosa41604 Рік тому +14

      @@jasperzanovich2504 best comment I’ve read all year 🤣 yesss

  • @Kaylin9087
    @Kaylin9087 Рік тому +131

    "Oh no, he brought equipment"
    "I no longer have the advantage over the tall, buff and muscular bouncer"

    • @JD-HD
      @JD-HD Рік тому +5

      Buff AND muscular???

    • @brodychapelle6997
      @brodychapelle6997 Рік тому

      @@JD-HD same

    • @ElSikario100
      @ElSikario100 Рік тому

      ​@@JD-HD the Hulk is a bouncer on his days off.

    • @SuperSpasticNinja
      @SuperSpasticNinja Рік тому +2

      @@JD-HD Technically you can be muscular without being buff, if your aim is muscle definition instead of mass, but yeah I hear you

  • @Youn6J
    @Youn6J Рік тому +104

    When he realized the guy who punch the bouncer never was seen again. I shouldn’t tell these stories 😂😂💀💀💀

  • @Buggaeman
    @Buggaeman Рік тому +240

    "Time to buy a mouthpiece" 💀

  • @TheOregano00master
    @TheOregano00master Рік тому +113

    Love how joe said " well yeah" after he was told about the bouncer with a mouthpiece lol

    • @ADT2695
      @ADT2695 Рік тому +1

      *”Oh, yeah!”.

  • @RadxPLord
    @RadxPLord Рік тому +134

    I heard once that the best way to protect yourself in a fist fight is use a month gaurd. It protects your teeth, it helps prevent your head from "rattling", and it in a way gives you more confidence with having a way to protect yourself unconditionally

    • @jessecastellanos669
      @jessecastellanos669 Рік тому +39

      Beyond keeping your hands up, you heard right. The mouthpiece will mitigate your jaw from absorbing the entire shock of a punch, which should in turn prevent an otherwise knockout punch. When the shock is absorbed by the jaw is resonates to the back of the skull where the “off switch” is. It’s obviously not 100% full proof but it will keep some punched from resulting in a ko as well as keep your teeth from chipping.

    • @Russellsagecline
      @Russellsagecline Рік тому +16

      @@jessecastellanos669 True. It always feels like glass breaking at the mandibular joints when I take a hand grenade punch on the chin. A mouth guard helps. Keeping your chin down reduces the impact on the "night-night" button, as well. Great advice though, pal.

    • @htfshik
      @htfshik Рік тому

      ​@@jessecastellanos669

    • @FknClownShoes
      @FknClownShoes Рік тому

      He shouldn't tell these stories because dude got humiliated an exposed

    • @FknClownShoes
      @FknClownShoes Рік тому

      Yeah until you get your nose blown out an have to breathe threw your mouth.
      Very smart logic.

  • @bormz7191
    @bormz7191 Рік тому +19

    A mouthpiece is a massive advantage in a fist fight. Dude knew what he was doing. Other guys were right to be scared.

    • @anonymousjohn386
      @anonymousjohn386 Рік тому +1

      Or... he wasn't a good fighter and wanted to protect his teeth.

    • @breadhates
      @breadhates Рік тому +10

      @@anonymousjohn386 Or, even a good fighter understands he can get hit, and crack teeth.

  • @jokerss9786
    @jokerss9786 Рік тому +28

    Imagine getting in a fight then in the corner of your eye you see a 6’7 350 pound man putting on a mouthpiece 😂 makes you go “hey we weren’t fighting for real, it was all jokes” 😂

    • @FknClownShoes
      @FknClownShoes Рік тому

      He needs a mouth piece that means his jaw is glass

    • @jokerss9786
      @jokerss9786 Рік тому

      @@FknClownShoes mouthpiece is not to protect your jaw, it’s so you don’t accidentally bite your tongue off.

  • @nicholasandrade4494
    @nicholasandrade4494 Рік тому +40

    Mouthpiece would bring so much confidents cause idc if I get bruised and cut but I want to keep my teeth 😆

  • @patbrennan9708
    @patbrennan9708 Рік тому +121

    Yep, I worked with a guy who did that too, most people would just run, he was a golden gloves and worked doors for decades

    • @davids8127
      @davids8127 Рік тому +7

      No suprise in other countries they give double sentence or life sentence if a professional fighter kills someone. My father had a friend who beat someone to death and spent 8 years in prison. Rightly

    • @bon-a-petite9224
      @bon-a-petite9224 Рік тому

      @@davids8127 like professionaly?

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 Рік тому +19

      @@davids8127 8 years? Do you know how many people would kill someone if they knew they'd only get 8 years? Depending on their age, you lose 8 years and they lose 50. Lol...

    • @MexicanDre
      @MexicanDre Рік тому +2

      @@davids8127 in the US you get 80 years for weed in your pee.

    • @CactusBrannigan
      @CactusBrannigan Рік тому +10

      @@MexicanDre that’s complete horseshit but okay 🤣

  • @jdmathys1
    @jdmathys1 Рік тому +81

    Bill, remembering the guy isn’t dead yet at the end of the story 😅

  • @chefsam4760
    @chefsam4760 Рік тому +97

    any bouncer worth his salt, has a mouth guard in their pocket.

    • @shadow_rune6178
      @shadow_rune6178 Рік тому

      "or a gun"
      -America

    • @method2madness1
      @method2madness1 Рік тому +6

      No, violence should be the last resort. Don’t be stupid.

    • @Keoffry1
      @Keoffry1 Рік тому +5

      Yeah actually any bouncer worth their salt doesn't get into fights, and if they do, they have shitty leadership

    • @chefsam4760
      @chefsam4760 Рік тому

      @@method2madness1 you've obviously never been a bouncer.
      Drunk idiots don't act or think rationally.

    • @CactusBrannigan
      @CactusBrannigan Рік тому +21

      @@Keoffry1 you must live in a very nice place but that’s not the case for a lot of people. I’ve seen people just swing on bouncers for almost no reason. U must spend too much time online

  • @MindAndMyth
    @MindAndMyth Рік тому +2

    "This guy brought equipment?"
    this is such a fantastic punchline

  • @luckyg1293
    @luckyg1293 Рік тому +173

    My manager used to have a mouthpiece in his pocket. We worked at a weed store.

    • @Tbss77
      @Tbss77 Рік тому

      He should’ve had a gun

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +26

      “We can put you in a kush coma or a traditional one up to you” - this guys manager probably.

  • @amyntut
    @amyntut Рік тому +50

    I love the way Bill makes Joe laugh.

  • @Jake-vz8hs
    @Jake-vz8hs Рік тому +53

    No joke, I had a buddy who’s dad would do the exact same shit. He’d keep one stashed in the cargo pocket of his shorts. 🤣

  • @rico8089
    @rico8089 Рік тому +89

    I had a friend that would fight all the time and he had a tooth he would pop out and hand to one of us to hold while he kicked the shit out of the other guy. Talk about psyching someone out.

    • @rippl3r0
      @rippl3r0 Рік тому +3

      Was he fighting people that deserved it or was he a freak that used any excuse?

    • @rico8089
      @rico8089 Рік тому +18

      @@rippl3r0 he was actually a super nice and fun guy. He had been in boxing gyms since he was little and was just a regular kid, but didn't put up with bullies because he didn't have to, and neither did you if he was around. Ricky was a genuinely good person.

    • @luisgasolis3716
      @luisgasolis3716 Рік тому +1

      @@rico8089 was?

    • @rico8089
      @rico8089 Рік тому +5

      @@luisgasolis3716 didn't keep in contact after high school. That was years ago

    • @stockdoc9384
      @stockdoc9384 Рік тому

      @@luisgasolis3716 that’s all you got from that ?

  • @gregoryian123
    @gregoryian123 Рік тому +58

    I miss good 'ol Billie boy

    • @nate6360
      @nate6360 Рік тому +15

      he’s still around lmao

    • @damianking3768
      @damianking3768 Рік тому +5

      He ain't dead.
      And he's still doing his thing.
      The fuck are you talking about?

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 Рік тому +9

      bro has a whole podcast what are you on

    • @joecool9033
      @joecool9033 Рік тому +14

      Bro lives in the future where Bill is already dead.
      Now you gave it away.

    • @solorollo9756
      @solorollo9756 Рік тому

      @@nate6360 not the way he used to be

  • @leaflord5462
    @leaflord5462 Рік тому +3

    Sensible guy. Wearing a mouth guard in a fight will give you an advantage. Most people don't realise its harder to knockout or concuss a fighter wearing one.

  • @jonathancharles3719
    @jonathancharles3719 Рік тому +5

    When he realises mike tyson is sitting in the corner eating mushrooms 🍄- “I shouldn’t tell this stories “ 😂😂😂

  • @Russellsagecline
    @Russellsagecline Рік тому +164

    I wore a cup every night as a bouncer. True story. Punch me until my face looks like a piece of cubed steak, but don't crush the family jewels.

    • @codymeng1580
      @codymeng1580 Рік тому +29

      That’s just working smart that’s what you’re there for same as the mouth piece

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman Рік тому +3

      my uncle used to tell me to always protect those 2 vital points at all times when I played baseball.

  • @tinbanger66
    @tinbanger66 Рік тому +9

    He didn't have the high ground.

  • @stormtrooper74
    @stormtrooper74 Рік тому +62

    I was a bouncer, downtown Minneapolis, for 10 years.
    I wish I had thought of packing a mouth piece. Then again, most ran away when they saw me take off my glasses and hand them to someone else to hold on to for the time being…

    • @thekentuckyrifleman
      @thekentuckyrifleman Рік тому +6

      Are we best friends? Because I did the same thing in Lexington Kentucky.

    • @dreamsfromthevoid9534
      @dreamsfromthevoid9534 Рік тому +3

      @@thekentuckyrifleman aaaaye fellow lexingtonian here

    • @thekentuckyrifleman
      @thekentuckyrifleman Рік тому +1

      @@dreamsfromthevoid9534 hell yeah! I used to work the door at a couple bars down there over the years

    • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
      @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 Рік тому +1

      I carried one (back in the day). Once the other bouncers saw it they all showed up with them next week. Boil some water, drop it in for a few seconds, then bite down and custom form it. Breathing in a fight is important, so it lets you open your jaw a bit without worrying about the consequences.

    • @brothergrimm9656
      @brothergrimm9656 Місяць тому

      @@thekentuckyrifleman Where in Lexington did you bounce at? I used to moonlight bouncing at Chances and Camelot East. East was easy but Chances was hands on damn near every single night.

  • @Michael-uo6sq
    @Michael-uo6sq Рік тому +6

    One Nation raves in the UK used to have a bouncer who carried 2 samurai swords

  • @eddiestorey9633
    @eddiestorey9633 Рік тому +4

    Break out the brass knuckles then 😂

    • @BigdaddyJym
      @BigdaddyJym Рік тому

      I see your brass knuckles and raise you, a retractable baton😂

    • @Feature0311
      @Feature0311 Рік тому

      Sure, if you wanna be a felon

  • @tomtripp5417
    @tomtripp5417 Рік тому +18

    I shouldn’t tell these stories
    *proceeds to tell further stories

  • @reececisneros1622
    @reececisneros1622 Рік тому +15

    “I shouldn’t tell these stories”
    After he’s done telling to story. Gotta love bill. 😂

  • @Femtos
    @Femtos Рік тому +4

    "I shouldn't tell these stories..." My guy finish the damn story! Don't entice us and then leave cliffhangers! LOL

  • @mrducky6322
    @mrducky6322 Рік тому +3

    I once watched someone put a mouth guard in right before he started fighting the other guy stood there for a second thinking ‘awww crap this dude knows what he’s doing’

  • @user-72648xz
    @user-72648xz Рік тому +8

    Theres alot of hooligans in my grandmas village goin around like that just searchin for trouble. You know they aint wanna ask you for the time when they stickin their mouthgards in from afar lol

    • @GGGmod1
      @GGGmod1 Рік тому +3

      Holy shit im not even from the US but im surprised askin for the time is the universal way to pick a fight

    • @user-72648xz
      @user-72648xz Рік тому +4

      @@GGGmod1 lol same here. Or the typical "Can i use your phone" question. Then they either start running away with it or just beat you up so u cant chase them 💀

    • @user-oj7pm8rr2y
      @user-oj7pm8rr2y Місяць тому

      I'm surprised someone from the US is using the word hooligan not generally one we use it's a lot more common in England and such most Americans would say goons or something like that

    • @user-72648xz
      @user-72648xz Місяць тому +1

      @@user-oj7pm8rr2y Haha im polish, but you are right either way 👍

  • @jaymac7372
    @jaymac7372 Рік тому +3

    "I don't wanna be a snitch" laughs it off

  • @SamaelVR
    @SamaelVR Рік тому +2

    Actually good subtitles on a YT short pog

  • @tgeo2880
    @tgeo2880 3 місяці тому

    I can't decide if "this guy brought equipment?"or "coming round your bed with a sickle" is my favourite bill burr line

  • @Person-ro6uh
    @Person-ro6uh Рік тому +23

    When I was in middle school, this kid with braces tried to start a fight with my buddy in the hallway. So they were about to throw down. But homie puts his hand out with a finger up, like 'hold on', puts a mouthguard in and is like okay I'm ready now 😭😭 I was dying. He got his ass beat by my friend

    • @somefuckingretard8289
      @somefuckingretard8289 Рік тому +1

      Oh lord, NEVER fight with braces. I've heard stories of people getting their whole mouth shredded along with their teeth yanked and bent to hell, costing so much in damage and making their mouth worse than ever.

  • @toddster596
    @toddster596 Рік тому +48

    I really shouldn't tell this story.... so anyway

    • @g29000
      @g29000 Рік тому

      I started blastin

  • @sleazymeezy
    @sleazymeezy Рік тому +1

    Bill burr can respectfully keep quiet

  • @tesmat1243
    @tesmat1243 Рік тому +1

    "I shouldn't tell this story" as he remembers how they brutally assaulted the drunk guy

    • @bigboyepic8598
      @bigboyepic8598 Рік тому

      Not assault if the drunk guy hit first. Might have hit him a little too hard though. 🤜

  • @MykeiMcKev
    @MykeiMcKev Рік тому +5

    Bill: I shouldn't tell these stories
    Me: 🙊

  • @ismail8101
    @ismail8101 Рік тому +7

    Anytime you see someone put a mouth gard in don't fight them lol they will f you up

  • @annoyingmouse1101
    @annoyingmouse1101 Рік тому +2

    I wanna hear Joe's impression of the guy getting his head caved in lmao

  • @mexicanamerican8062
    @mexicanamerican8062 Рік тому +6

    That's only right.. you can fight for longer no tooth busting your lip. It's awesome. I do it all the time. Feels safe.

    • @CactusBrannigan
      @CactusBrannigan Рік тому +2

      Same man. Especially if u have a custom gumshield which are 1000% necessary in my book. And he’s right just popping in a mouth guard is enough to stop fights before they eve begin

  • @sinsss6784
    @sinsss6784 Рік тому +14

    I work security in a Chicago bar and I bring my mouth guard too😂😂😂 mostly because I already have a loose tooth from playing rugby back in the day

    • @tonyolen1381
      @tonyolen1381 Рік тому +2

      Bro keeping a loose tooth to say you played rugby is the most peaked in high school shit I've ever heard of🤣😅😂🤣😂

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 Рік тому

      @@tonyolen1381 unless you wanna pay to have it removed 🤷‍♂️

    • @tonyolen1381
      @tonyolen1381 Рік тому

      @@MrNinja543 Yeah you don't know what you're talking about. It costs like 100 dollars to have a tooth pulled and thats even without insurance. 🤷‍♂️

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 Рік тому +1

    I used to carry a mouthguard too. I like my tongue but I also like fighting

  • @Cyberpunk2069
    @Cyberpunk2069 6 місяців тому

    "and then that sh... i shouldn't tell these stories" 😂😂

  • @jaredb6934
    @jaredb6934 Рік тому +18

    That's because his mom paid for his braces and he knew, if he messed that up, she would be PISSED!

  • @bobbyslason585
    @bobbyslason585 Рік тому +3

    I swear to God that I used to do the same thing go into a local bar right outside of boston. And I wasn't a bouncer just a patron who

  • @user-li2es1gf9t
    @user-li2es1gf9t 4 місяці тому

    This is genius for psyching someone out

  • @shrimpscampin
    @shrimpscampin 6 місяців тому

    shoutout Bill for immediately cutting the story short when he said "i shouldn't tell these stories" 😂😂

  • @Seek_Grass
    @Seek_Grass Рік тому +9

    I used to carry around a mouthpiece in one pocket and tape in the other. Didn't think that much about it until a friend pointed it out at a party saying there were other dudes starting to sweat when I temporarily put them on a table when I removed my coat. 🤣

    • @vicerichter1163
      @vicerichter1163 Рік тому

      Cool story, bitch. Now go make me a sandwhich

    • @vicerichter1163
      @vicerichter1163 Рік тому

      Cool story, but who asked you?

    • @Seek_Grass
      @Seek_Grass Рік тому

      @@vicerichter1163 Alföðr

    • @vicerichter1163
      @vicerichter1163 Рік тому

      @@Seek_Grass i hope you know using foreign words doesnt make you cool at or give the impression that you are intimidating at all.
      I do not know what that word means nor I do care. But you look like a doofus now.

    • @Seek_Grass
      @Seek_Grass Рік тому +1

      @@vicerichter1163 nice one "tough" guy😂 I hope you grow up to be a nicer dude but I doubt that

  • @Tacsmoker
    @Tacsmoker Рік тому +6

    This is why I always wear my yellow belt ... terrifies them

  • @chumatyolo6408
    @chumatyolo6408 Рік тому

    Bill Bur. What a legend. I sleep to his rants

  • @liam208
    @liam208 Рік тому +1

    It's actually a really good idea to carry a mouthpiece tbh 😂

  • @paullebon323
    @paullebon323 Рік тому +7

    I'm a psych nurse and I carry a mouth guard every day.

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 Рік тому +20

    Amazon here I go. Honestly good advice if you find yourself either stopping beef or being friends with people who have a pattern. Since 16 I’ve been involved in so many group fights or trying to calm guys down.
    I’m 28 and have had my nose broken, bottom K9 through my lip and a split eyebrow from fist wearing a ring 💍.
    Since the last kick in the face, I’ve kept my circle small, left downtown chef life and went tot he family business. I make more money, have a nice apartment and haven’t had any problems for 2 years other than unavoidable nature and accidents.
    Go me.

  • @numa2k147
    @numa2k147 Місяць тому

    He just remembered his oath of silence.

  • @mrborat2493
    @mrborat2493 Рік тому +2

    It'd definitely scare me a little bit if someone put on a mouth peace to fight me in a street fight, because you know he was prepared.

    • @bigboyepic8598
      @bigboyepic8598 Рік тому

      Or they saw this video and think they got it going on.

  • @thisaccountisntreal107
    @thisaccountisntreal107 Рік тому +5

    Honestly as a security guard and occasional bouncer this is a great idea
    Not even just for the mind games I just want to keep as many teeth as I can

  • @tristanhanson1865
    @tristanhanson1865 Рік тому +4

    69likes🔥

  • @kasperribera4574
    @kasperribera4574 10 місяців тому

    A mouthpiece in a streetfight is like the defence version of brass knuckles

  • @bingbongmcgee
    @bingbongmcgee Рік тому +2

    I guess I'll never know what happened after that...

  • @cyndankit4989
    @cyndankit4989 5 місяців тому +1

    i knew a guy who brought brass knuckles whenever he went out

  • @codingwithjodie.7319
    @codingwithjodie.7319 Рік тому

    Bro has main character energy

  • @biggun2313
    @biggun2313 Рік тому

    “I shouldn’t tell these stories…but I’ll tell ‘em anyway” lol

  • @Bingbong1226
    @Bingbong1226 Рік тому

    That mans lawyer popped up on his shoulder and went "Hey... Stop."😂

  • @realesttalkueversmelled2349

    Only discovered Bill Burr in 2021(extremely late I no i no) but honestly he is now hands down my new favourite comedian lool dude is legit painfully funny

  • @wrestlingjudoms1302
    @wrestlingjudoms1302 Рік тому +1

    Not only that a mouth gaurd can protect you from getting your teeth knocked out.

  • @Jay-yn6or
    @Jay-yn6or Рік тому +34

    I did this when I was a corrections officer. It fucking works getting into the other guys head.

    • @damiannichols1250
      @damiannichols1250 Рік тому +7

      It makes sense I'd be thinking well shit now I have more to loose (my teeth)

    • @Jay-yn6or
      @Jay-yn6or Рік тому +3

      @@damiannichols1250 I just retired from that job 2 years ago. I run into former inmates all the time. Even the ones I had to fight. They still show respect. Most weren't in their right frame of mind when they tried to knuckle up with me, so I didn't hold it against them. I get thank yous, hand shakes, and even hugs from them. Miss that job.

    • @webfreakz
      @webfreakz Рік тому

      What if they won?

    • @damiannichols1250
      @damiannichols1250 Рік тому +3

      @@webfreakz then they get a couple more years on the sentence and a stint in segregation

    • @Jay-yn6or
      @Jay-yn6or Рік тому +7

      @@webfreakz it was never about winning. It was about gaining control. They definitely tried to "win"... But I trained on a professional level. They didn't.

  • @block8893
    @block8893 Рік тому +12

    A mouthguard is a huge advantage in a fight. It doesn’t make you any better of a fighter than you already are but you will be able to absorb shots easier

  • @demeanor3704
    @demeanor3704 Рік тому

    “Equipment” the comedic genius of this man-just one word choice made it hilarious

  • @billblanco3237
    @billblanco3237 Рік тому

    I always thought carrying a mouth piece would be such a baller move

  • @joshuagould548
    @joshuagould548 Рік тому

    You're a funny dude. Always tell these stories Bill. Always.

  • @skip777
    @skip777 Рік тому +2

    Those NY gay bars are vicious.....

  • @epicpancakezz
    @epicpancakezz Рік тому

    a mouthguard is the defensive version of brass knuckles no cap

  • @superhero6785
    @superhero6785 Рік тому

    he most certainly SHOULD tell these stories

  • @patrickbaillargeon7568
    @patrickbaillargeon7568 Рік тому +1

    I love that cigar

  • @johnhurley8918
    @johnhurley8918 Рік тому

    I think Bill Burr is so much funnier in conversation than in his standup. He just says things and the end up funny.

  • @K24103
    @K24103 Рік тому

    "This guy brought equipment?"🤣💀

  • @lscales6131
    @lscales6131 11 місяців тому

    From the title I thought he was going to tell A Joe Rogan fight story.

  • @LightoftheMostHigh
    @LightoftheMostHigh Рік тому

    “This guy brought equipment” 😂😂😂

  • @jajak8055412
    @jajak8055412 Рік тому

    My man's been watching fightTIPS 💯

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan Рік тому

    It's always scary when someone is prepared

  • @headhunter5965
    @headhunter5965 Рік тому

    bouncer with a mouthpiece is like spider man villains in suits they don't fuck around example kingpin, tombstone

  • @kodaz94
    @kodaz94 Рік тому

    "I shouldn't tell these stories" 🤣🤣

  • @JayRizzyMusic
    @JayRizzyMusic Рік тому +1

    I carry a mouthpiece w me everywhere I go. Because u never kno wen u’ll need it

  • @DSCARLETT702
    @DSCARLETT702 Рік тому

    every time bill burr speaks i just think of frank telling someone "IM GONNA PUT YOU THROUGH THE FUCKIN WALL"

  • @gokew
    @gokew Рік тому

    "shit fam, let me get my headpiece on first"

  • @haroldcox3103
    @haroldcox3103 6 місяців тому

    Wait till Joe Rogan finds out you can’t beat up words

  • @dkbranch38
    @dkbranch38 Рік тому

    My brother did this for years! It actually got him out of fights more often than not!

  • @hyderkhan193
    @hyderkhan193 Рік тому

    Man wanted all the smoke

  • @m.o.s6275
    @m.o.s6275 6 місяців тому

    My teacher had a good saying
    If you go in with the attitude "we are going to fight" you are going to fight
    But if you go to talk, you will talk.
    And he meant that if you are mentally ready to fight you can't deescalate the situation

  • @meangreen3038
    @meangreen3038 Рік тому

    the guy brought equipment 🤣🤣