Minecraft but I survive AGAIN in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @Evbo
    @Evbo  6 місяців тому +18389

    THE ENTIRE 2ND MOVIE!!! This 8 month journey has been incredible, and I am so thankful for not only everyone that has helped make these movies possible, but for everyone watching. Parkour Civilization has been my greatest project on the channel and I really can't believe how far it has come. I also can't thank QDandy enough for making my dream ending to a series come to life, it was truly amazing and I encourage you all to stick around to watch the end! This is my goodbye to Parkour Civilization (for now...) and I will try to do the impossible by making even better stories. Until next time.....SUBSCRIBE!!!

    • @omarz-
      @omarz- 6 місяців тому +72

      13 seconds lolllllll

    • @jdgang6008
      @jdgang6008 6 місяців тому +74

      I love this series

    • @ignatshokin3679
      @ignatshokin3679 6 місяців тому +41

      So are you gonna do funny stories like before with seawatt, Joofy and grox if yes then I wanna see it

    • @Cliffordlonghead
      @Cliffordlonghead 6 місяців тому +12

      hi

    • @Cliffordlonghead
      @Cliffordlonghead 6 місяців тому +34

      oh so parkour series is not ending forever is just ending for now. ok

  • @fantasy-z7x
    @fantasy-z7x 2 місяці тому +4007

    "Parkour was never about making or failing a jump, it was about getting up and trying again, The parkour god told me that as long as you can parkour theres was always a way and in my parkour civilization people will always have a chance to try again" tears in my eyes man

    • @MrDifsh
      @MrDifsh 2 місяці тому +105

      "Just get up and try again" mfers when they fall into the void

    • @thelgiver5844
      @thelgiver5844 2 місяці тому +46

      ​@@MrDifshThey respawn

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 2 місяці тому +11

      @@thelgiver5844 first 5 mins says you can still die lmao

    • @niquel5831
      @niquel5831 2 місяці тому +15

      @@totaldan99 You only lose your rank, you still respawn...

    • @BlockGamingOfficialYT
      @BlockGamingOfficialYT 3 години тому

      @@totaldan99you still respawn. just deranked

  • @attyboy151
    @attyboy151 6 місяців тому +16346

    Seawatt is like the least threatening person in all of history. I half expected him to come around the corner and say: "but then I had a very good idea, I used f5, see, using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and I was able to see a chest I couldn't have seen before.

    • @broishugamerz7475
      @broishugamerz7475 6 місяців тому +154

      🤣🤣

    • @hrianboyer928
      @hrianboyer928 2 місяці тому +998

      But then, Evbo had a very good idea: he used f5. See, using f5 gave him a whole new perspective and he was able to see his friend’s holding cell that Seawatt had hidden underneath their feet

    • @FortheHoliestofDoves
      @FortheHoliestofDoves 2 місяці тому +172

      Unfortunately, Seawatt was cringefail from the start

    • @vinsplayer2634
      @vinsplayer2634 2 місяці тому +224

      Turns out being friendly, despite not liking Evbo, was all part of his evil plan, rather than bad acting.

    • @ThunderCube3888
      @ThunderCube3888 2 місяці тому +144

      "minecraft but I survive in escape room civilization"

  • @fantasy-z7x
    @fantasy-z7x 2 місяці тому +29952

    after watching both full videos, i'm confident in saying that Parkour Civilization has a very real chance of leaving a bigger cultural impact than the Minecraft Movie

    • @user-xu7of1lb4y
      @user-xu7of1lb4y 2 місяці тому +1753

      This is the minecraft movie

    • @sledgetable172
      @sledgetable172 2 місяці тому +1013

      The "Minecraft Movie" doesn't hold a candle to Peakour Civilization

    • @danii7120
      @danii7120 2 місяці тому +198

      Unironically lol

    • @Gelatin223
      @Gelatin223 2 місяці тому +81

      Definitely will

    • @furosukki1301
      @furosukki1301 2 місяці тому +91

      The real "minecraft movie" has existed for more than a decade, it's called Minecraftian

  • @deltasans
    @deltasans Місяць тому +578

    Evbo's achievements
    First ever noob to become pro
    First noob to become master
    First noob to become champion
    Completed an invisible parkour course
    Defeated 4 legends
    Saved parkour civilization twice
    Defeated the parkour villain
    Became god of parkour
    The only person to have a house on all levels
    What a legend

    • @VeryShrimple
      @VeryShrimple 28 днів тому +20

      These are ordered by importance

    • @tinydusk377
      @tinydusk377 28 днів тому +12

      don't forget completing an invisible obby 1:44:35

    • @dinhero21
      @dinhero21 28 днів тому +8

      became parkour itself

    • @deltasans
      @deltasans 27 днів тому +3

      @@tinydusk377 totally forget about it

    • @AnimationWaveZ
      @AnimationWaveZ 23 дні тому +6

      And first person to do backwards jump, 360, backwards jump with 360, backwards diagonal jump, and backwards diagonal jump with 360

  • @RTB-x2f
    @RTB-x2f Місяць тому +3757

    Evbo breaks every rule of film ever created. He explains everything instead of showing it to the audience, and he gets out of situations by pure coincidence. I love it.

    • @albumkosong
      @albumkosong Місяць тому +232

      He literally get deus ex machina twice

    • @mordoc1186
      @mordoc1186 Місяць тому +10

      Blasphemy!

    • @_F_F_F_F_F_F_
      @_F_F_F_F_F_F_ Місяць тому +17

      Like an audiobook?

    • @nathanwongchinrenntps2403
      @nathanwongchinrenntps2403 Місяць тому +27

      But its still a overall good film

    • @MagnoGetMoney
      @MagnoGetMoney Місяць тому +107

      It's def formatted more like a book with visuals than a traditional movie. Though that's probably the most effect narrative device given what it is

  • @charlesm6819
    @charlesm6819 2 місяці тому +7683

    "Even a slight miscalculation, like hitting my arm on the wall would send me falling into the void." Really made me remember that this is just a story being told in the format of minecraft. Evbo, what a man you are.

    • @ImMortalYT388
      @ImMortalYT388 2 місяці тому +88

      What a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man.

    • @k3dr1
      @k3dr1 2 місяці тому +84

      I don't want Parkour Civilization to end, not for 10 years at least

    • @Christisking22
      @Christisking22 2 місяці тому +16

      @@k3dr1we are really going to keep this up for ten years at least eh

    • @lucaseeankylosaurus6254
      @lucaseeankylosaurus6254 2 місяці тому +12

      Thank you for being a parkour God for our sake

    • @JumboDS64
      @JumboDS64 2 місяці тому +16

      tbf the edge of the hitbox could be considered the arm since thats what its closest to
      in general though i think parkour civilization runs on story mode logic

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 2 місяці тому +12097

    “I realized it was written in parkour” is literally the pinnacle of the series, like pack it up we will never top that

    • @Mystfordays
      @Mystfordays 2 місяці тому +277

      I personally cannot top that, that’s genius

    • @YourGenericJosh
      @YourGenericJosh 2 місяці тому +233

      Hear me out, music is written in parkour music sheets

    • @TopatTom
      @TopatTom 2 місяці тому +115

      Now we need a duolingo course

    • @noelle_main-ow6fg
      @noelle_main-ow6fg 2 місяці тому +29

      ​@@YourGenericJosh I can't unsee

    • @vicentequezada2874
      @vicentequezada2874 2 місяці тому +102

      Nah i think the "In parkour civilization, nobody jumps for the beef" hits harder

  • @MaxLebled
    @MaxLebled Місяць тому +225

    25:22 had me laughing so hard. There's something to be said about how having this absurd premise played 100% straight just WORKS. Instead of hiding behind layers of irony, quips, and self-deprecation, as many blockbusters have... being sincere works.

    • @kwingle
      @kwingle 8 днів тому +14

      like, yeah, he just casually knows how to READ PARKOUR.. you can get behind it because the entire thing is STUPID. It's so stupid that being stupid is the point, and it'd be stupid to argue that the stupid thing is bad because of it 😭

  • @seththesheriff1275
    @seththesheriff1275 2 місяці тому +1850

    The fact is, at the very start of Parkour Civilization, in the first movie, Evbo says that nobody jumps for the beef because it is not worth risking your life for it. But by the end of the first movie, he literally risks his life so that the Parkour Civilization may live on, even in the case of him sacrificing himself. From someone who didn't want to take risks and just live the easy life, to a guy who would risk it all to make the world a better place...absolutely peak character development

    • @johnjohnjohnson7720
      @johnjohnjohnson7720 Місяць тому +46

      ABSOLUTE CINEMA

    • @chokonnit7337
      @chokonnit7337 Місяць тому +2

      how is that character development.

    • @johnjohnjohnson7720
      @johnjohnjohnson7720 Місяць тому +48

      @@chokonnit7337 He went from doing the easy way. To the harder selfish way. To doing the hard way for a selfless reason.

    • @chokonnit7337
      @chokonnit7337 Місяць тому

      @@johnjohnjohnson7720 how was it selfish.

    • @johnjohnjohnson7720
      @johnjohnjohnson7720 Місяць тому +22

      @@chokonnit7337 Selfish means anything for the self. It doesn't mean its bad or good it just means he jumped for the beef over and over for a selfish reason. Though it wasn't a bad reason.

  • @Emosandwizard
    @Emosandwizard 5 місяців тому +19290

    Omg they were hinting the secret civilization in the first movie, when evbo went into the private vault there was a armor stand with chainmail boots

    • @Noob_SukunaJJS
      @Noob_SukunaJJS 4 місяці тому +482

      Oh yeahh

    • @erer-ex1gz
      @erer-ex1gz 4 місяці тому +1335

      Ye when i was watching i thought that was really strange that he didn't notice it😂

    • @danijelgemer5091
      @danijelgemer5091 4 місяці тому +56

      9898'2

    • @gab1842
      @gab1842 4 місяці тому +155

      That the one pair of chain boots this "Greek skin ?" used to go to this place and install without being arrested, it was his vault after all

    • @BauceHog
      @BauceHog 4 місяці тому +31

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT FR

  • @PolyMarsLIVE
    @PolyMarsLIVE 2 місяці тому +7008

    that final 360 in the parkour race gave me chills

  • @epicfeather0
    @epicfeather0 Місяць тому +86

    The foreshadowing is insane. While watching the first Parkour Civilization, I noticed in Seawatt's vault that there were chainmail boots. Now, watching this one, it makes perfect sense.

  • @dreamerrrrrrr
    @dreamerrrrrrr 2 місяці тому +6657

    1:50:05 "You will become... Parkour, John Minecraft" I cried. this is truly peak fiction

    • @limechip
      @limechip 2 місяці тому +44

      😭😭😭

    • @Yesna
      @Yesna 2 місяці тому +35

      Who's john

    • @Cool_Name-idk
      @Cool_Name-idk 2 місяці тому +428

      "where are we? Some sort of Parkour Civilization?"

    • @3bodYking99
      @3bodYking99 2 місяці тому +273

      ​@@Yesnathere is a running joke of naming the main character of a game as "John last name", the last name being the game's name, even if they do already have a name, like John HALF LIFE, John Bloodborne. And the such.

    • @therealvolt42re
      @therealvolt42re 2 місяці тому +112

      @@3bodYking99And of course, the forerunner to them all, John Halo. (Because Master Chief’s name actually is John and he was commonly called Halo by people who didn’t know anything about the games.)

  • @Sruf.
    @Sruf. 2 місяці тому +1692

    I was NOT expecting these to be actually this good. These 2 movies had me glued to the screen. Props to everyone involved

    • @YourGenericJosh
      @YourGenericJosh 2 місяці тому +37

      Ik, I started watching ironically and then I find myself binging it at 2 am

    • @ricefarmer-kr4yv
      @ricefarmer-kr4yv 2 місяці тому +17

      I have attention span of a goldfish but this actually makes me watch both seasons for 4 hours nonstop

    • @vladsoloshchenko5551
      @vladsoloshchenko5551 2 місяці тому +2

      Same​@@YourGenericJosh

    • @QuatarTarandir
      @QuatarTarandir 2 місяці тому +8

      Fr. I just saw a video saying "hey, this is unironically good" and was like, "eh, why not". Heck, I don't even play Minecraft much and enjoyed it, lol

    • @thewclar_11
      @thewclar_11 8 днів тому

      OMG FRR

  • @PolygonDonut
    @PolygonDonut 2 місяці тому +22828

    "You make jumps to buy a house, you make jumps to get food. But more importantly, you make jumps to know the truth." 🔥🔥🔥

  • @YellowishOnion
    @YellowishOnion 25 днів тому +58

    It's genuinely good worldbuilding that the bug bad villain's ultimate weapon is a Parkour Race, the only form of parkour that counters Evbo's 360s, and doing 360s in a race actually is a disadvantage.

  • @IntEagleOvefovex
    @IntEagleOvefovex 2 місяці тому +496

    Litterally better than half the movies on netflix.

  • @sticc.5483
    @sticc.5483 2 місяці тому +20943

    I like how throughout this entire series everyone is called a moniker like “old man” “champion” “friend” or “ally” and then Seawatt is just Seawatt

    • @3bodYking99
      @3bodYking99 2 місяці тому +1487

      I mean, he had a fabricated memory of seawatt as a friend, so... Maybe that's why?

    • @blakchristianbale
      @blakchristianbale 2 місяці тому +649

      @@3bodYking99 but he doesn’t even know his own actual friend’s name

    • @3bodYking99
      @3bodYking99 2 місяці тому +498

      @@blakchristianbale I mean, yeah, we don't know if they can see their names.
      But for some reason, the dude at the entrance to the pro level DID know his name, maybe because he is a pro? And they have to feed the noobs, so they know their names?

    • @deewompost2470
      @deewompost2470 2 місяці тому +54

      Frick Seawatt

    • @blakchristianbale
      @blakchristianbale 2 місяці тому +46

      @@3bodYking99 how do you find out your friends’ names in real life?

  • @Medlair
    @Medlair 2 місяці тому +1886

    1:34:55 no way, this character honestly had a genuine good written arc lol, can't belive that in season 1 you set it all up for this moment

    • @libresoldier79
      @libresoldier79 2 місяці тому +19

      he could just do a combo 😅😅

    • @HalfPassedOut
      @HalfPassedOut 2 місяці тому +26

      evbo is an absoulutely insane storyteller

  • @AmbrosialBacon
    @AmbrosialBacon 27 днів тому +44

    Things that viewers liked about this movies:
    -the most random voom sound effect at a random event
    -360 is in clutch!
    -Grox being the champion for 2 hours
    -everything is about parkour
    -how satisfying Evbo does the most hardest jumps

    • @MrOff-qk9gn
      @MrOff-qk9gn 6 днів тому +1

      seeing grox was so funny like when bro popped up he acted like his own videos 😂

    • @prod-vw2go
      @prod-vw2go 2 дні тому +2

      imagine being a champion for only 2 hours

    • @AmbrosialBacon
      @AmbrosialBacon 2 дні тому

      @@prod-vw2go fr💀

  • @Lawrence__1228
    @Lawrence__1228 2 місяці тому +7758

    The levitation brewing stand jump to save you was actually the most genius thing ever. I thought it was just random plot armor

    • @nt2gr
      @nt2gr 2 місяці тому +80

      49:37

    • @YourButHed
      @YourButHed 2 місяці тому +276

      If I took this seriously at all, I would wonder why they didn’t just use that levitation technique to cheese basically all courses

    • @cultuschoco
      @cultuschoco 2 місяці тому +671

      @@YourButHedbecause that wouldn’t be parkour. They love parkour, they live it.

    • @tester-h4y
      @tester-h4y 2 місяці тому +274

      @@YourButHed metaphor/worldview probably, its like if he wants, he couldve built up all the way to the end of the course with those planks he had, or simply ignore those parkour checkpoints and ran away etc

    • @magiZAN01
      @magiZAN01 2 місяці тому +44

      ​@@YourButHedit's hard to get brewing stands

  • @clichedan7812
    @clichedan7812 2 місяці тому +12831

    It's kinda crazy that a story can be this good when the parkour civilization is named "Parkour Civilization" and the parkour villain is named "The Parkour Villain"

    • @manonzs8443
      @manonzs8443 2 місяці тому +1784

      And he call his friend "friend" and the only person who actually has a name other than evbo is seawatt😭

    • @kgnrules
      @kgnrules 2 місяці тому +439

      @@manonzs8443 and My Neighbor lol

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu 2 місяці тому +297

      @@kgnrulesmy neighbour is not a name 😭

    • @mariaindiasalvatierra2687
      @mariaindiasalvatierra2687 2 місяці тому +116

      My ally

    • @Nicanor2051
      @Nicanor2051 2 місяці тому +149

      the old man too

  • @DarkBow_
    @DarkBow_ 2 місяці тому +515

    This is a piece of art, i will never forget it i think.

    • @Evbo
      @Evbo  2 місяці тому +83

      Thank you thank you thank you!!

    • @DarkBow_
      @DarkBow_ 2 місяці тому +8

      @@Evbo no problem evbo, I am glad to have discovered you and your creations!

    • @SkaChaos973
      @SkaChaos973 Місяць тому +31

      "I think" 😭💀

    • @Abyananimations-offical
      @Abyananimations-offical Місяць тому +2

      @@SkaChaos973yea

    • @alexsieh3089
      @alexsieh3089 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah for sure you won't forget it. Even after electroshock therapy

  • @aceisbetterthanyou
    @aceisbetterthanyou Місяць тому +59

    dude these two movies combined were better than the actual minecraft movie thats gonna come out bro

  • @dancingwithyourghost9087
    @dancingwithyourghost9087 6 місяців тому +15885

    "I wish there was history in a book"
    -finds history in a book
    -reads it
    -throws it in the void

    • @tamiranimats9419
      @tamiranimats9419 6 місяців тому +159

      yes my comrade

    • @martijnhubert2182
      @martijnhubert2182 6 місяців тому +31

      😂

    • @blurzzbee
      @blurzzbee 2 місяці тому +114

      just like real life but they threw it into the river

    • @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486
      @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@blurzzbeeWhat does this mean

    • @abababab-if9wz
      @abababab-if9wz 2 місяці тому +118

      ​@@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 they would throw scrolls with text on them into rivers, destroying them

  • @wisdomaxolotl2766
    @wisdomaxolotl2766 2 місяці тому +3040

    This kinda reminds me if Yugioh. Genuinely funny story with solid ends at times, built around an overly specific but somehow life defining concept

    • @foolsprocession
      @foolsprocession 2 місяці тому +183

      Funny thing is, Seawatt skin is actually Atem

    • @OntrixOfficial
      @OntrixOfficial 2 місяці тому +51

      im a big yugioh fan and this is such a cool detail

    • @zeldaandTwink
      @zeldaandTwink 2 місяці тому +49

      Tbf, in the original series it was still a niche game.
      Kaiba is to blame for it becoming as universal as it is from making the academy in GX. Within less than 100 years in 5Ds, skill issue with the game had replaced racism and by the 5th series it was some multiverse thing

    • @cheezy4902
      @cheezy4902 2 місяці тому +29

      ​@@zeldaandTwinkthinking about how Kaiba is inadvertently responsible for VRains is funny

    • @ChingleeBox
      @ChingleeBox 2 місяці тому +3

      Your axleotle is cute

  • @GtagProDefinetly2168
    @GtagProDefinetly2168 Місяць тому +566

    1:50:31 “From the beginning, I’ve had to jump to survive. And well… I’m still jumping” Evbo. Truly a masterpiece

    • @moji3812
      @moji3812 Місяць тому +2

      Agreed 🫡

  • @magfrog9490
    @magfrog9490 Місяць тому +45

    45:43 "In Parkour Civilization, the more jumps you make the more answers you find. But I don't know if I will ever be able to do enough jumps to find the answer to how I'm alive." 🔥🔥🔥✍✍

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 місяці тому +2030

    I love that even the comments laughing about the "But it was written in parkour" parts are getting hearted. Can't help but feel like Evbo just likes to have fun with these series.

    • @pucciraskolnikov7266
      @pucciraskolnikov7266 2 місяці тому +7

      hello

    • @cherryheights
      @cherryheights 2 місяці тому +54

      It's a really good joke tbh

    • @sumthngcool4221
      @sumthngcool4221 2 місяці тому +3

      Why are you everywhere?!

    • @kattastic9999
      @kattastic9999 2 місяці тому +49

      It's a ridiculous premise and a ridiculous series but we've all kind of been tricked into dismissing anything ridiculous. Just because it's absolutely ridiculous doesn't mean it can't be _incredible._

    • @ArthurKhazbs
      @ArthurKhazbs 2 місяці тому +1

      You know, people like to have fun sometimes, especially if it's for the beef

  • @seawattgaming
    @seawattgaming 6 місяців тому +4625

    BANGER MOVIE!!! Can't wait to see what evbo does next

  • @Spirit_Eddie
    @Spirit_Eddie 2 місяці тому +12686

    "I opened the chest expecting to find nothing, but to my surprise, there was a book. When I opened it up, I realized it was written in Parkour"
    god tier story telling

    • @snackwayz4216
      @snackwayz4216 2 місяці тому +496

      i don't even need the context to know that this is peak writing

    • @White_Cashier2
      @White_Cashier2 2 місяці тому +29

      Fr

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 2 місяці тому +35

      Love that the part of the video came up as I am reading this

    • @TheLutefiskGOD
      @TheLutefiskGOD 2 місяці тому +39

      genuinely peak

    • @JohnYakooza
      @JohnYakooza 2 місяці тому +73

      Hold up his writing is this fire???

  • @Computer_Freak_2004
    @Computer_Freak_2004 Місяць тому +14

    I got a comment while playing TNT-Run that someone felt like he is watching Parkour Civilization by watching me jump around. So I watched both full videos (or should i say movies?) in one sitting and I have to say that it was a super incredible story and got me hooked the entire way. I think you could make an entire book out of that with the length of these videos.
    So thanks Jaytee1000, I think you made me appreciate parkour once more by making me watch this. And of course huge thanks to Evbo and all the other people that helped make this a reality! 😄

  • @fortnight5677
    @fortnight5677 Місяць тому +830

    They were about to finish at the same time so Evbo did a 360. It wasn't just a signature, it literally helped him broke the tie since he finished the parkour with a harder move.

    • @Green_Cat_28082
      @Green_Cat_28082 Місяць тому +19

      I was reading the comments to see if anyone have also thought this owo

    • @CollectorVX
      @CollectorVX Місяць тому

      @@Green_Cat_28082 why the FUCK did you owo

    • @wakaba-v5u
      @wakaba-v5u Місяць тому +60

      Parkour races work if both sides are identical, since evbo's side wasn't identical to villain's sude since his wasn't finished, he was gonna lose, but the final 360 that villain didn't do was different from villain's parkour, so villain lost. Crazy how you can mess with the rules like that

    • @Loganbriggs-i6m
      @Loganbriggs-i6m Місяць тому +2

      @@Green_Cat_28082ppppp

    • @apirlfools
      @apirlfools Місяць тому +8

      @@wakaba-v5u they don't have to be identical they just have to be harder then the side that challenged them the same or harder that's always been the rule and i say since it was same and they were about the same difficulty so the 360 was a tie breaker

  • @Lumix_Corrupt
    @Lumix_Corrupt 2 місяці тому +11123

    Parkour is used for everything in life:
    You make jumps to buy a house.
    You make jumps to get food.
    But more importantly:
    *You make jumps to know the truth.* 🔥🔥🔥✍️

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 2 місяці тому +2908

    “What do you think I’m gonna do? Steal them [the champion boots] from your inventory?” Insane foreshadowing

    • @Trombo002
      @Trombo002 2 місяці тому +440

      Best foreshadowing was in the first movie, in seewats vault you could see an armor stand with chain boots

    • @GrandSleuth
      @GrandSleuth 2 місяці тому +103

      @@Trombo002 Mind. Blown.

    • @fabiofanf3e813
      @fabiofanf3e813 2 місяці тому +116

      Evbo mastered the foreshadowing parkour style. Truly a champion

    • @AveryTse
      @AveryTse 2 місяці тому +23

      I didn’t even realize

    • @Quilliney0
      @Quilliney0 2 місяці тому +23

      BRO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT WHAT

  • @StayInTheBasement
    @StayInTheBasement Місяць тому +13

    Wait but why is this better than 90% of movies on Netflix-

  • @pants9969
    @pants9969 2 місяці тому +22680

    "it was written in parkour" this guy is literally a comedic genius because wtf fo you mean it was written in parkour 😭

    • @ihatelagalot
      @ihatelagalot 2 місяці тому

      he means it was written in parkour

    • @davibergamin5943
      @davibergamin5943 2 місяці тому +1786

      you saw it on your screen, it was written in parkour

    • @mikahrandall5588
      @mikahrandall5588 2 місяці тому +387

      So fkn funny

    • @BoundedLead
      @BoundedLead 2 місяці тому +331

      Parkour is love
      Parkour is life

    • @eternal9419
      @eternal9419 2 місяці тому +838

      "If my parkour math is correct, this most do 10 hearts of damage" They teach you parkour math ?????

  • @booyounsong1918
    @booyounsong1918 5 місяців тому +12118

    Lets be real, doing a 360 in Parkour saved our boy Evbo like 1000 times

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 2 місяці тому +2706

    I love Evbo’s attitude the whole time of “eh, if I die then whatever at least this will be over” 💀

    • @BrrmBrrmm
      @BrrmBrrmm 2 місяці тому +222

      Most relatable protagonist

    • @chickennuggetpaw
      @chickennuggetpaw 2 місяці тому +43

      @@BrrmBrrmm real 💀

    • @Purpliscolor
      @Purpliscolor 2 місяці тому +24

      He.. he just like me.

    • @Girfn
      @Girfn 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Purpliscoloryou okay bro?

    • @Purpliscolor
      @Purpliscolor 2 місяці тому +24

      @@Girfn nah parkour civilization ended I’ll never be the same😿

  • @jakubuchronski
    @jakubuchronski 29 днів тому +8

    absolute cinema ✋😮‍💨🤚

  • @stitchb12
    @stitchb12 2 місяці тому +1899

    THE WAY I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST ONE AND SAID "Hey, why does seawatt have chain boots in his vault" AND THEN MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THEM IN THIS ONE

    • @Retr0x_1
      @Retr0x_1 2 місяці тому +182

      you can also see them on an armor stand in seawatt's vault

    • @stitchb12
      @stitchb12 2 місяці тому +57

      @@Retr0x_1 thats what I meant lol 😭😭

    • @seththesheriff1275
      @seththesheriff1275 2 місяці тому +100

      Oda foreshadowing in a Minecraft series about parkour...classic Evbo

    • @alex_is_my_cat
      @alex_is_my_cat 2 місяці тому +2

      @@seththesheriff1275 wdym oda

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 місяці тому +47

      There are no plot holes in Parkour Civilization, only moments of foresight

  • @ISaaczz
    @ISaaczz 2 місяці тому +1477

    25:43 "I wish there was some kinda of book about parkour civilization" *immediately throws a book that is part of the history of the place*

    • @ÞeSheep1
      @ÞeSheep1 2 місяці тому +17

      The book was written in parkour!

    • @AreliusAuguste
      @AreliusAuguste Місяць тому +12

      ​@@ÞeSheep1 in parkor civilization, everything is parkour

    • @AreliusAuguste
      @AreliusAuguste 2 дні тому

      When did I say this, and why did someone like ut

    • @AreliusAuguste
      @AreliusAuguste 2 дні тому

      To the comment above me to myself, you spelt it, as UT. Which is incorrect. Also, you, I, should have addressed that the comment was for the one above it, which is now two comments above mine, this one,which is also technically yours, just not yet.

  • @gigglenose1990
    @gigglenose1990 2 місяці тому +1557

    i started watching the first video like "alright this is gonna be dumb, might as well watch it to get the memes."
    i now genuinely care about the narrative and bonds between characters

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 2 місяці тому +25

      SAME
      I saw the memes and got curious, and now it's all I think about

    • @True-Neo-Chaos
      @True-Neo-Chaos 2 місяці тому +8

      This is actually peak. It reminds a lot of shonen and I love that genre

    • @morfrikel7472
      @morfrikel7472 2 місяці тому +1

      same. now im theorizing if there is a second powersystem or whatever the chainmail guys do.

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 2 місяці тому

      That's literally why I'm here wow

    • @RyothMations
      @RyothMations Місяць тому

      These type of comments make me feel gud about being there when it was just episodes

  • @fakedoctorcat
    @fakedoctorcat Місяць тому +8

    Holy carp the plot twist is crazee🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @camolotthe42
    @camolotthe42 2 місяці тому +3051

    Are we not going to talk about how everyone in Parkour Civilization is a synthesized being that's created wholecloth and given a couple of fake memories, but Seawatt was just... born? From parents?

    • @Llozstuff
      @Llozstuff 2 місяці тому +507

      Not everyone only most of the noobs, they talked about it in the first movie, basically in the original parkour civilization before Evbo became the champion the noobs were just made and programmed but if the pros or masters (or chainmail guys) had children they were born on that level. We need more exposition on how the world works though cuz it seems like you can also be born into a noob family in the Evbo-lead parkour civilization (since it isn't as cruel for them as it was before) Before Evbo though noobs COULDN'T become pros so it's probably just a thing from the old man where everything was fully natural.

    • @smelloodle1070
      @smelloodle1070 2 місяці тому +351

      He was born from parents using parkour duh

    • @PlexityVoid
      @PlexityVoid 2 місяці тому +313

      @@smelloodle1070freaky parkour

    • @dbb788
      @dbb788 2 місяці тому +69

      ​@@Llozstuffwith this logic in mind, wouldn't that mean that Evbo is a synthetic being that became God???!!😮

    • @theunknown479
      @theunknown479 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dbb788ultrakill

  • @Levyafan
    @Levyafan 2 місяці тому +4286

    The very first monologue of Evbo was about how "no one jumps for the beef, because it's just not worth it to risk it all".
    And then, throughout both seasons, Evbo wins only once he is willing to risk everything.

    • @bonk4512
      @bonk4512 2 місяці тому +446

      Unironically great character development

    • @Arkangel630
      @Arkangel630 2 місяці тому +186

      I rose from my seat and clapped
      Masterful writing

    • @BeeCygNus
      @BeeCygNus 2 місяці тому +208

      You could say that "beef" has both meanings...
      beef as in the meat
      and beef as the fight/conflict, no one jumps headfirst into the fight because it's not worth to risk it all.

    • @flamingbanana5831
      @flamingbanana5831 2 місяці тому +37

      absolute cinema

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily 2 місяці тому +40

      Unironically peak

  • @DEATHapproaches69420
    @DEATHapproaches69420 Місяць тому +1032

    Its crazy how this series is so good when the main characters aside from evbo are called the parkour god, my friend, the parkour villain and seawatt

    • @nope6610
      @nope6610 25 днів тому +62

      It's like a fairytale. You have the "I" character, the "mother", the " brother", the "fish", etc.
      Now that I think about it... This is a fairy tale. Oh wow. One with happy ending at that.

    • @edwardshen6186
      @edwardshen6186 20 днів тому +15

      Pvp Civ actually has names.
      Tabi
      Wemmbu
      PrinceZam
      Parrot
      Julie
      Minutetech
      Ferre
      Joll
      Conk
      And then there is My guard friend.

    • @DEATHapproaches69420
      @DEATHapproaches69420 20 днів тому +2

      @ yea ik lol

    • @thejonatan._
      @thejonatan._ 15 днів тому +4

      Don't forget the old man

  • @Goatgamer4
    @Goatgamer4 Місяць тому +10

    Bro this should win a prize 💀. Like this has to be a official movie

  • @Swift640
    @Swift640 2 місяці тому +4008

    ITS TIME FOR THE PREQUEL SEASON WHERE WE GO BACK AND SEE THE OLD STORY BETWEEN THE PARKOUR VILLAIN AND THE OLD MAN

    • @bonk4512
      @bonk4512 2 місяці тому +339

      Parkour Civilization 0

    • @joseofino8502
      @joseofino8502 2 місяці тому +109

      Would also be cool to see parkour afterlife

    • @oliviatilleman8055
      @oliviatilleman8055 2 місяці тому +167

      OLD MAN YAOI

    • @quep1
      @quep1 2 місяці тому +21

      @@oliviatilleman8055 splatoon reference fr fr

    • @lovelylynx5473
      @lovelylynx5473 2 місяці тому +61

      please let them be gay PLEEEQSSSELET THEM BE GAY

  • @kairiuchicha12
    @kairiuchicha12 3 місяці тому +2586

    its crazy that bro went from noob to a parkour god , bro owned a title call 360 legend

    • @noreitalo2438
      @noreitalo2438 2 місяці тому +2

      on ahh

    • @snickers7079
      @snickers7079 2 місяці тому +22

      a 360 is a full loop, a noob to god would be more a 180

    • @arekrekas213
      @arekrekas213 2 місяці тому +100

      @@snickers7079 no, he's called that because he got his position doing 360s

    • @VividlyNight
      @VividlyNight 2 місяці тому +27

      you forgot his secret move, BACKWARDS 360

    • @joj3403
      @joj3403 2 місяці тому +6

      parkour civilization was a noob vs pro vs god video all along

  • @mr_man_in_the_white_van
    @mr_man_in_the_white_van 2 місяці тому +3538

    "stop quoting me for shit i didnt say in the movie"
    -SeawattGaming

    • @YourGenericJosh
      @YourGenericJosh 2 місяці тому +314

      “Evbo, don’t 360 4 block vertical jump for the beef” seawatt cried

    • @DuochromaticBichromes
      @DuochromaticBichromes 2 місяці тому +110

      "stop"
      - SeawattGaming

    • @ethanakz7495
      @ethanakz7495 2 місяці тому +95

      “Wat da sigma”
      -SeawattGaming

    • @Jonah-does-stuff18
      @Jonah-does-stuff18 2 місяці тому +73

      “Evbo, the villain was herobrine all along” -SeawattGaming

    • @lagomite_is_stupid
      @lagomite_is_stupid 2 місяці тому

      “im gonna kill myself if you do this fucking 360 evbo!!!” -seawattgaming

  • @seththeblue3321
    @seththeblue3321 Місяць тому +4

    Chekhov himself wouldn't expect some of the twists in these movies. The foreshadowing, the plot, the characters, the jokes, EVERYTHING is just incredible. Production value like this is equal to enormous-budget films.

  • @aidaslukianskis2401
    @aidaslukianskis2401 4 місяці тому +1458

    Why is this lore so fire😭😭😭😭

  • @Startsu2837
    @Startsu2837 3 місяці тому +7143

    “From now on, I make my own jumps” was unironically baddass

    • @blocko2024
      @blocko2024 2 місяці тому +111

      naw the riff after that makes it crazy

    • @muffer62816
      @muffer62816 2 місяці тому

      @@blocko202429 mins

    • @lonelyboy9852
      @lonelyboy9852 2 місяці тому +107

      This series is so fucking peak like what the hell, just goes to show that even in silly sorta things like minecraft they can make amazing stories that subvert expectations (cus this series looks like every generic low effort kids minecraft video lol, except this one is baller)

    • @acetrainer5564
      @acetrainer5564 2 місяці тому +38

      Yeah I was watching that like "Wait this is a dumb meme series for laughs, why was that so good" lol

    • @Colossal-Red
      @Colossal-Red 2 місяці тому +14

      It goes insanely hard 😭

  • @eli_smack
    @eli_smack 2 місяці тому +863

    25:21 It was written in parkour!
    39:35 It was written in parkour!!
    40:53 It was written in parkour!!!
    😭

  • @Ele_Thewolf
    @Ele_Thewolf 10 днів тому +3

    World building: 10/10
    Comedy: 10/10
    Twists: 10/10
    Everything: 10/10
    Great work bud 💋🫶

  • @Cynthia-qu1cx
    @Cynthia-qu1cx 5 місяців тому +2043

    1:23:35
    "I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you"
    WHY DO I FEEL BAD

  • @Rojorockwell_YT
    @Rojorockwell_YT 6 місяців тому +4771

    "I'm a godly figure that rarely shows up. I'm not supposed to make any sense." Is the best line in the entire series

  • @Bliffenstimmers
    @Bliffenstimmers 2 місяці тому +11964

    25:23 "It was written in parkour" I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS I KNOCKED OVER MY WATER ON MY LAPTOP LMAOOOOOO

  • @dracron
    @dracron 22 дні тому +8

    1000 years later...
    "Today kids, we will learn the myths of ancients times. The ancients tell us that in parkour civilisation nobody jumps for the beef and it's much safer to go for the chicken."

  • @SplatterShape
    @SplatterShape 2 місяці тому +1302

    1:53:01 bro really said “man shut up im outa here, I don’t wanna hear this five hour monologue”

    • @therealjome
      @therealjome 2 місяці тому +20

      Doomer ending: the world blew up so much from creepers that the lack of blocks was used efficiently to rebuild the path in life.

  • @LelChiha
    @LelChiha 2 місяці тому +4861

    JJK wishes it was half of what this masterpiece is.

    • @Oxenbruh
      @Oxenbruh 2 місяці тому +323

      As a die hard jjk fan you are 100% right

    • @orientallily4860
      @orientallily4860 2 місяці тому +399

      Evbo is the kinda person to say "nah I'd win" and actually win

    • @globurim
      @globurim 2 місяці тому +164

      This masterpiece actually ties up loose ends.

    • @zaytaz9331
      @zaytaz9331 2 місяці тому +35

      FRRRRRR
      MINECRAFT PARKOUR MOVIE>>>>>>>>> JJK

    • @Flapjack3734
      @Flapjack3734 2 місяці тому +70

      The parkour villain has the aura of Sukuna, the smarts of Light Yagami, the pettiness of Dio, and the writing of Eren

  • @mannco9458
    @mannco9458 2 місяці тому +2631

    Hearing the fucking vine boom every 10 seconds is fucking killing me

    • @HalfPassedOut
      @HalfPassedOut 2 місяці тому +167

      the vine boom is the pinacle of humour

    • @ReportMePlease
      @ReportMePlease 2 місяці тому +2

      "Hearing the fucking vine boom every 10 seconds is fucking killing me in Parkour Civilization"

    • @moorhseroms
      @moorhseroms 2 місяці тому +130

      You tune it out after a while

    • @manuelkohpei3719
      @manuelkohpei3719 2 місяці тому +73

      noticing the vine booms is like thinking "how do I walk again", it gets weird with conscience

    • @firefighte
      @firefighte 2 місяці тому +4

      Wait when was that???

  • @DashSpiderJumpscares
    @DashSpiderJumpscares Місяць тому +4

    The first one was already some of the best cinema produced this decade. I can’t wait to watch another.

  • @chxzym0748
    @chxzym0748 2 місяці тому +808

    52:06 he obviously used f5. See, using f5 gave him a whole new perspective and he was able to see the compasses he couldn't have seen before

    • @Misscuddlycuddles
      @Misscuddlycuddles 2 місяці тому +1

      XDDD

    • @Danfth
      @Danfth 2 місяці тому +2

      bruh it comes back to bite him

    • @JorjIto12872
      @JorjIto12872 2 місяці тому +25

      Where does the F5 line even come from? Everyone spams that in the comments

    • @10dandaman
      @10dandaman 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@JorjIto12872some escape room youtuber

    • @Groovin_A
      @Groovin_A 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@@10dandamanIt was seawattgaming

  • @leafmotifs681
    @leafmotifs681 2 місяці тому +1273

    Finally, peak Shonen.

    • @asher3311
      @asher3311 2 місяці тому +111

      THE STRONGEST PARKOURIST IN HISTORY VS THE STRONGEST PARKOURIST OF TODAY

    • @Kevoc_Studio
      @Kevoc_Studio 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@asher3311 the fact that this is one way to describe the final race is actually mind boggling

  • @ohsoybean
    @ohsoybean 2 місяці тому +703

    This changed my life

  • @Gamer8080guy
    @Gamer8080guy 24 дні тому +5

    36:07 “if I miss a single jump I *die* , if I have another battle with a parkour fighter which is probably gonna happen I *die* , and if seawat has been plotting against me this entire time then uh well I’d probably *die* well I guess my chances a lookin great!
    Peak comedy

    • @Gamer8080guy
      @Gamer8080guy 24 дні тому

      I dunno how to spell seawat name of whatever

  • @codybaird4811
    @codybaird4811 2 місяці тому +636

    I like how his friend is unnamed. He's just, "my friend."

    • @foolsprocession
      @foolsprocession 2 місяці тому +67

      Well people seems to call him EMF (Evbo's master friend) XD

    • @aaofarda
      @aaofarda 2 місяці тому +24

      electromotive force

    • @zaytaz9331
      @zaytaz9331 2 місяці тому +52

      Everyone is unnamed😭 like Old man, My neighbor, Ally, Friend, Parkour villain, Parkour God. The only one with a name is Seawatt lmao

    • @JustDavid8
      @JustDavid8 2 місяці тому

      ​@@zaytaz9331seawatt? more like f5 enemy

    • @felixisfruity
      @felixisfruity Місяць тому +2

      when the fandom has to name him…

  • @HeresJames
    @HeresJames 2 місяці тому +1188

    12:30 THE CHAINMAIL BOOTS WERE FORSHADOWED IN THE FIRST MOVIE OH MY GOD THE STORYTELLING IS INSANE

    • @CobaltTS
      @CobaltTS 2 місяці тому +5

      Wait when

    • @jesster402
      @jesster402 2 місяці тому +128

      ​@@CobaltTSThey were on an armour stand in the parkour bank vault. Not only did it foreshadow the boots, but that Seawatt had armour stands. I also saw someone say that one of the statues in the parkour temple didn't have boots, but I didn't see that one myself.

    • @apersonontheinternet6018
      @apersonontheinternet6018 2 місяці тому +37

      HES BETTER THAN GEGE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

    • @CobaltTS
      @CobaltTS 2 місяці тому +4

      @@jesster402 this is crazy

    • @ultimateblockyfan
      @ultimateblockyfan 2 місяці тому +4

      I also noticed that!

  • @spectrehub
    @spectrehub 2 дні тому

    Parkour Civilization 2 is a genuine masterpiece. At first I thought a sequel would be uncalled for, as the first is so fulfilling in all aspects, but I was terribly mistaken. This sequel compliments the spirit of the original so deeply, truly finishing what Evbo dared to start. I am left in complete shock.

  • @ClaireEllaDawson
    @ClaireEllaDawson 4 місяці тому +2852

    You HAVE to turn this into a playable Minecraft map, that would be SO AWESOME!!!

    • @SandWingFire
      @SandWingFire 4 місяці тому +24

      YESSS

    • @tjbyers9559
      @tjbyers9559 4 місяці тому +10

      Yes

    • @PrestigiousMelon
      @PrestigiousMelon 4 місяці тому +64

      Yea that would be awesome but there would be nothing stopping people from griefing so that wouldn’t really work

    • @YourLocalSimpNumber2
      @YourLocalSimpNumber2 3 місяці тому +142

      @@PrestigiousMelon command blocks? idk-
      but i mean they downloaded the world for a reason so i mean, its their fault

    • @gru_is_in_brazil
      @gru_is_in_brazil 3 місяці тому +34

      *calm, bass boosted voice* adventure mode.

  • @TheBendy______B
    @TheBendy______B 2 місяці тому +949

    It’s fascinating the similarities between the layers of parkour civilization and Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, I have a hard time thinking this wasn’t intentional.
    At the bottom of parkour civilization, noobs only aim to obtain enough food to survive until the next day, any goals beyond that are impossible due to the lack of any way to train or improve.
    At the second layer, parkour pros are granted stability, and guaranteed food and basic necessities. They largely however are still focused on maintaining those resources and have little to no social hierarchies and have little care for esteem or influence.
    The third layer completely secures parkour masters in their security and needs, and because of that they have developed a much richer and more complex and complicated social system. Parkour masters have many taboos and regularly engage in battles with each other solely for esteem and respect.
    In the final layer, the parkour master has secured ultimate respect for those around them, and have complete access to all resources, in this state, they are able to move on to higher ideas, achieving goals based off their deeper moral ideas and values and becoming the most of themselves they can be.
    That was what I believed, for part 1 at least…
    By the ending of part 1 you and I may have noticed that there is a missing layer to the hierarchy, love and belonging, which falls between “safety and security” and “esteem”, I almost believed this was proof my theory is simply a coincidence, until I watched this video and it was revealed there was a missing layer between the pros and the masters, exactly mirroring the layer of love and belonging on the hierarchy.
    It’s ironic that the layer of love and belonging was sealed away to contain the epitome of evil and destruction, the most selfish of them all.
    The layer of belonging, family and love being cast away from parkour civilization is a masterfully constructed metaphor for the cruelty and loneliness that parkour civilization brings, it seems that no matter what layer, parkour civilization is a deeply cruel and lonely place, where strength and ability are the only variables, where bonding and connection are looked down upon in contrast to power and domination of those around you.
    In parkour civilization, the obsession with seeing who will rise and who will fall, has blinded us to the truth, that no matter how much people rise and fall, they are unable to move closer to one another.

    • @artin6059
      @artin6059 2 місяці тому +145

      HIS WRITING WAS THIS PEAK?!🗣✍🔥

    • @BooTheEater
      @BooTheEater 2 місяці тому +40

      Thank you for the analysis
      Yo btw i posted this comment 2 tumblr cause you cooked so hard w this comment the whole fandom needs to see it

    • @Ocnus_Einar
      @Ocnus_Einar 2 місяці тому +35

      Absolute cinema

    • @reefb6292
      @reefb6292 2 місяці тому +25

      peak fiction 😭

    • @martinjoster3282
      @martinjoster3282 2 місяці тому +47

      Maslow's Civilization of Parkour

  • @rosendacolumbretis8385
    @rosendacolumbretis8385 3 місяці тому +1653

    That alien that battled Evbo was 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 😭🙏🏻

  • @GlouriusGamer123
    @GlouriusGamer123 Місяць тому +5

    Omg this was amazing!! All of it all leading up the end! The animation was so good! Everything was set up beautifully! And the foreshadowing was woahh!! This is peak cinema right there. I enjoyed it

  • @Luc._
    @Luc._ 2 місяці тому +263

    CGI parkour film at the end got me UNBELIEVABLY hyped. Went into this parkour journey thinking it would be a silly video, was met with a cinematic masterpiece. Well done Evbo the Parkour God!

  • @kevinz.6668
    @kevinz.6668 2 місяці тому +588

    "In parkour civilization, the more jumps you make, the more answers you find"
    This is humanity's peak

  • @K7_K_x6n
    @K7_K_x6n 2 місяці тому +560

    1:02:07 “what’s in the past, is in the past”
    *literally trying to wipe out the entirety of parkour civilization because of a grudge*

    • @hasargel
      @hasargel 2 місяці тому +8

      Not to mention he hates the champion for doing what he did because of a grudge so he would essentially do something worse because of his own grudge

    • @bootlegticcitoby
      @bootlegticcitoby 2 місяці тому

      @@hasargelhomestuck pfp i know what u are

  • @Isak_314
    @Isak_314 Місяць тому +2

    I love this series❤😊😊

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 2 місяці тому +272

    Something that makes this story really engaging is that the protagonist, while being incredibly lucky and skilled at parkour, is nowhere near immune to making mistakes, which puts me on the edge of my seat for every difficult jump he makes 🌟

  • @brawlflowers
    @brawlflowers 2 місяці тому +1093

    "It was written in parkour" is probably my most favorite thing from this video, along with the animals needing to do parkour in the last one.
    Absolutely genius writing

  • @PhilippBelka
    @PhilippBelka 4 місяці тому +4383

    17:03 "whadya think im gonna do? Steal them from your inventory? ThAtS nOt EVeN pOsSsibLE"😂😂😂 miss me with that Chekhov's rifles

    • @christianarroyo2056
      @christianarroyo2056 2 місяці тому +100

      thats actually crazy wtf

    • @Eeyolius
      @Eeyolius 2 місяці тому +13

      Well it sort of is

    • @Ocorydon-WCO
      @Ocorydon-WCO 2 місяці тому +72

      I think it was supposed to be foreshadowing .,.

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 2 місяці тому +18

      the number of details in this show xd

    • @voidliss8
      @voidliss8 2 місяці тому +38

      @@Ocorydon-WCO well yes that’s usually what Chekhov’s gun means.

  • @markherrell6398
    @markherrell6398 19 днів тому +4

    I love when he’s talking to the Parkour god and it’s very serious and they’re just looking at each other like 🍪 👁️👄👁️

  • @Mr-Freddo
    @Mr-Freddo 5 місяців тому +719

    I watched both of the full version series and honestly, this is better than a movie I would have to buy to watch. I loved watching your short movies and when you dropped the parkour civilisation series, it made me love this channel even more. I loved the storyline to this and I love how you collabed/used some of the other Minecraft UA-camrs I watch. Seeing you and cookie god together made this my favourite UA-cam film of all time. Topping all that, that animation at the end made me so hyped and I was sitting at the edge of my seat. Thank you Evbo for making me and everyone else content. You deserve all the subscribers in the world!

    • @Davisthedudeedits
      @Davisthedudeedits 4 місяці тому +5

      Dam he donated but no replies? Let me fix that.

    • @Mr_k7loch23
      @Mr_k7loch23 4 місяці тому +2

      Damn replai to a donation she's out likes let me fix that

    • @AwaisrazaNajafi
      @AwaisrazaNajafi 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Mr_k7loch23bro one 💀had job

    • @hammodigame4690
      @hammodigame4690 4 місяці тому +1

      He only pinned you because you give me money

    • @hammodigame4690
      @hammodigame4690 4 місяці тому +1

      Not me him

  • @1mh1m
    @1mh1m 2 місяці тому +708

    “all im gonna do is parkour and if that leads me back to saving parkour civilization again, then so be it. from now on, the only path i’ll be following is my own…
    i make my own jumps” peak writing 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Tyxaar
    @Tyxaar 2 місяці тому +716

    Normal minecraft worlds when people from parkour civ show up:
    “That was a cool backflip but your coffee is still 1 diamond, sir.”

    • @carliem1974
      @carliem1974 2 місяці тому +1

      real

    • @MuhammadAli-i1v
      @MuhammadAli-i1v 2 місяці тому

      There's coffee in Minecraft?

    • @Tyxaar
      @Tyxaar 2 місяці тому +26

      @@MuhammadAli-i1v There is for the purposes of this joke.

    • @MuhammadAli-i1v
      @MuhammadAli-i1v 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Tyxaar 😮

    • @GravityGuava
      @GravityGuava 2 місяці тому +8

      1 diamond for a coffee?! Highway robbery!

  • @lukapetrovic412
    @lukapetrovic412 Місяць тому +1

    Absolute cinema 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @KaiUnknwn
    @KaiUnknwn 2 місяці тому +230

    This is literally an anime I'm not joking. It's genuinely, legitimately structured like one and could be considered as one

    • @Maveno-661
      @Maveno-661 2 місяці тому +12

      Yep, peak shonen

    • @fedethegreat88
      @fedethegreat88 2 місяці тому +2

      Well, I don't think it could be considered as one by the definition, but the structure does feel like it

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian 2 місяці тому +14

      Very game-shonen, the ritualized combat is a big part of it, nobody gets into physical altercations, or even arguments, its all rituals for power, which turns into the introspective pep talks easily

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 Місяць тому +1

      Tbh I would only consider something anime if it has an anime art style. I feel like you guys have loose definitions of “anime” if the structure is enough for you to put it under that label, or we have differing definitions of what counts and what doesn’t.
      For me, it has to at least be animated with an art style that shares somewhat similar elements. Parkour civilization is not animated, for the most part (when it is it still doesn’t yell “ANIME”).

  • @Athazagoraphobia365
    @Athazagoraphobia365 2 місяці тому +228

    This is genuinely incredible. I do not regret one second of watching this and I have no doubt that much like Wendigoon’s Conspiracy Theory Iceberg and Fantano’s debates with Los, this will become another one of those long ass videos that I watch consistently every six to twelve months.
    The writing is absolutely amazing first of all. From the genius levels of foreshadowing all throughout both movies, to the incredible commentary on society that doesn’t seem ham fisted and preach but instead nature, to the unironically impeccable world building, to the character development, it seems every last thing you could compliment a series on, this series has in spades.
    I came here from Kwite’s video that he posted yesterday. I was gonna watch that video last night but a good thirty to sixty seconds into his video I decided that I genuinely was intrigued and wanted to watch this blind and I am so happy that I did. I do not watch many movies. I think I’ve watched six new movies to me over the past five years and when you include rewatches that number still probably isn’t even twelve. This genuinely washes most modern movies in every single possible facet a film can have.
    I’ve been in a big slump with writing since early August and a big factor in that is the sheer fact that I have no inspiration to write. But watching this has filled me with so much motivation that I’d previously lost.
    TLDR: The Minecraft Movie’s got nothing on this.

  • @AzureBalls
    @AzureBalls 5 місяців тому +3187

    Bro really said " 🗣Throughout the Parkour and Champions , i alone am the jumping one ."🔥🔥🔥

    • @Splinter-ge9pf
      @Splinter-ge9pf 5 місяців тому +236

      Imaginary technique: 4 block 360

    • @derpy503
      @derpy503 5 місяців тому +111

      @@Splinter-ge9pfMaxium output 3 block vertical into a 4 block 360

    • @OyacATG
      @OyacATG 5 місяців тому +95

      ​@@derpy503Jump Technique Reversal: Backward 360

    • @LTbloxYT
      @LTbloxYT 5 місяців тому +50

      ​@@OyacATG domain expansion 4 block 360 quad jump

    • @funwithjlxrblx
      @funwithjlxrblx 4 місяці тому +23

      @@LTbloxYTnah, its the 5 block momentum jump with a 360

  • @aetherislife4060
    @aetherislife4060 Місяць тому +5

    I cried this is this best thing to have ever been created on this planet

  • @nadarmt7069
    @nadarmt7069 2 місяці тому +377

    "In parkour civilization, the more jumps you make, the more answers you find" - Famous philosopher Ebvo

    • @dhwajagarwal9508
      @dhwajagarwal9508 2 місяці тому +1

      Evbo*

    • @Voided_Darkness
      @Voided_Darkness 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dhwajagarwal9508 you fr rn?

    • @Voided_Darkness
      @Voided_Darkness 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dhwajagarwal9508its just a lil mistake

    • @benevolentmadman5225
      @benevolentmadman5225 2 місяці тому

      Because you only have two fates in parkour civilization, you either rise up to know the answers or fall with your ignorance.

    • @oommoorriigguuyy
      @oommoorriigguuyy 2 місяці тому

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @iismisgames353
    @iismisgames353 5 місяців тому +1489

    I DIDN'T EXPECT THE ANIMATION AT THE END, IT WAS SUPER COOL I HAD TO REAWTCH IT

    • @gisellerangel3585
      @gisellerangel3585 5 місяців тому +45

      That caught me off guard when I first saw it 😅

    • @lazorboy96
      @lazorboy96 2 місяці тому +23

      It's so peak

  • @fabiofanf3e813
    @fabiofanf3e813 2 місяці тому +444

    Evbo vs Clownpierce is my shinjuku showdown.
    Oh, my, god, evbo is a filmaking master.

    • @andrewcheedle
      @andrewcheedle 2 місяці тому +40

      "Im sorry Seawatt, I am not even mad over you. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now. Throughout Parkour and Minecraft, I alone am the Honored One."

    • @pouRTX
      @pouRTX 2 місяці тому +20

      ​@@andrewcheedle"take the god boots and the 360, combine together those two expressions of parkour to create and push out near impossible jumps. 360ing technique: Ice headhitter 4 Block vertical chain jump followed by three 2 block candle jump 360s and a downwards 180 into a chain"

  • @guest2649
    @guest2649 14 днів тому +2

    "From now on, the only path I'm following is my own. I make my own jumps." 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DaviUndertale
    @DaviUndertale Місяць тому +306

    I cried so much when Jonh Evbo Minecraft's ally entered parkour civilization for the first time and said
    "What are we in? Some sort of parkour civilization?" and then parkoured his way for his life.
    This is truly peak fiction

  • @ryanyoud1719
    @ryanyoud1719 Місяць тому +526

    ClownPierce is the greatest villain you could have chosen for this series hands down. He's just... menacing.

    • @Goofy-GooberGG
      @Goofy-GooberGG Місяць тому +7

      imagine if it was corpse

    • @Fotanmehad
      @Fotanmehad 29 днів тому +1

      I mean, it’s clown pierce

    • @stephenwong6510
      @stephenwong6510 24 дні тому +2

      It is literally ClownPierce. He’s just scary.

  • @RTB-x2f
    @RTB-x2f Місяць тому +333

    I love how, in the previous movie, parkour was treated as more of a currency, but it acts more as a weapon in this one.

    • @ancientragerv2561
      @ancientragerv2561 Місяць тому +13

      As he doesn’t interact with general society much

    • @0animeenjlyer
      @0animeenjlyer Місяць тому

      tuze aai

    • @Duolingo_on_meth
      @Duolingo_on_meth Місяць тому +3

      ​@@ancientragerv2561 Usual government

    • @antigayslam
      @antigayslam Місяць тому +1

      the system was demolished so yeah

    • @ratttttty
      @ratttttty Місяць тому +4

      Literally how late stage capitalism works lmao

  • @LucyMoon-XD
    @LucyMoon-XD 5 днів тому

    Omg the animation is so cool ❤❤❤❤❤