I am truly disturbed at how long Munis got away with that.... How did nobody in is court or a relative of those he kidnaped not kill him? Also, if only you could play as the leader of holy order. A bunch of balless battle monks might have been more effective in combat.
They tried! But with high intrigue, bodyguards and max dread none inside the realm and few outside of it attempted. Mostly from Carpathia, funnily enough.
Man, i hope they add munis as an adventurer some day (or as an historical character at least). I even sugested that in some of the dev diaries. The adventurer ability to adopt scream for a character like Munis.
Watching these videos unironically feels like being the audience to a new epic poem. Your wordplay is legendary, always flowing like water and as precious as satin.
Good question! Fear and dread. Munis was sitting at maximum dread the entire campaign. There were still murder schemes of course, but they were normally outside the realm (eg counts in Carpathia). I wanted to include these in the video but it was already my longest (?) to date!
Not once! I had a high intrigue spymaster the entire time and capped dread, so no one dared to do it in my court (because I would execute them). Counts outside the realm did try several times, mostly from Carpathia, but my bodyguards and high intrigue prevented their success.
This is some of the most F'd up stuff and it was a fantastic pleasure! I was crying with laughter from start to finish and that must make this my favourite video you have produced to date! Seriously, thank you for the laughs and sterling content AlzaboHD
You know, there was actually a sect of sorts running around Moscow in the XVII century who did just this: they were notorious for ambushing passerbys at night and castrating them.
Good question! All eunuchs cannot inherit lands or titles. Basically everyone not a Eunuch was set to inherit all titles in the kingdom. I invited her to my court (well, abducted) and kicked out all other women so that she would inherit. But then she left court. Whoops.
I love the videos but PLEASE use a deesser on the audio. The s sounds in words you speak are piercing loud compared to the rest of the frequencies so it hurts to listen even on low volume.
Well, you can try to destroy all other dynasties by castration of everyone except your dynasty. Or even play as a woman, to secure the purity of dynasty.
@@trygveplaustrum4634 Austrian feller, lost it in the war. He's been talking crazy since failing to get into art school, but he's a nice fem boy now and turned away from the alt right.
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Real cunning requires empty nether regions
Adventures await for no manhoodless man
Carpathia B plot just happening in the background the entire time goes crazy
Right that is almost more interesting and I wish we could have had a video following that lol
Protip: if you enable subtitles you can see the exact number of each castration as it happens. The more you know!
Genuinely the most deranged video yet, although the ck2 horse empire and your og playthrough of mu’nis are runner ups
-‘Screw you, man we’re gonna mutiny!‘
-‘No balls’
-shits himself
Should I be worried?? 👀 2:15
I immediately was worried for you.
Paradox: "We want to sponsor you for our new DLC"
Alzabo: "Excellent. I can't wait to castrate all my followers"
Paradox: "What?"
Alzabo: "What?"
If there is a new nightmare in CK3, AlzaboHD will find it.
@@kittydaddy2023 This must be how pets felt when bob barker shows up
“Behold! I am the chainsaw to your family trees!” -Munis
Empire of no dongs
No dong, no problem
Empire of no balls.
Nodongian Empire
I am truly disturbed at how long Munis got away with that.... How did nobody in is court or a relative of those he kidnaped not kill him? Also, if only you could play as the leader of holy order. A bunch of balless battle monks might have been more effective in combat.
literally the unsullied
They tried! But with high intrigue, bodyguards and max dread none inside the realm and few outside of it attempted. Mostly from Carpathia, funnily enough.
@@AlzaboHD I wonder if their odds were so low they COULDN'T or they DIDN'T?
This is what Alzabo responded with when someone says “no balls”
the way that one dude at the start is swinging his mace with a smile makes me think he's the designated eunuch "dismarmer"
Man, i hope they add munis as an adventurer some day (or as an historical character at least). I even sugested that in some of the dev diaries. The adventurer ability to adopt scream for a character like Munis.
Watching these videos unironically feels like being the audience to a new epic poem. Your wordplay is legendary, always flowing like water and as precious as satin.
*His favorite weapon is a pair of bricks.*
*Guess why.*
why
Bricks are bad for your teeth
@@AlzaboHDWell, of course, his father was a mason. Certainly. No other reason!
@@AlzaboHD he's french and rioting is in his blood
Our eunuch seems to have a lot of money issues....then again his purse is empty
How did your entire camp not murder you at any point lmao
Good question!
Fear and dread. Munis was sitting at maximum dread the entire campaign. There were still murder schemes of course, but they were normally outside the realm (eg counts in Carpathia).
I wanted to include these in the video but it was already my longest (?) to date!
Nobody had the balls
I quite appreciate the brief break in character at 16:31 as Alzabo couldn’t quite control his laughter!
This honestly might be Alzabo's funniest video
The one eyed mercenary leader leading an army with no nation... sounds familiar...
the man who deballed the world
"I was always a Eunuch, Kaz."
my arm... my leg... even my balls... it's like they're all still there...
this place is nuts!
I don't know how you come up with a half hour of rhymes for this. How many synonyms for ball removal.are there?
Close enough, Welcome back Torgo Nudho and the Unsullied
That Bishop stud knew he was living on the edge.
Welcome Back!
2:15 snap strategy easter egg 🎉
OMG this guy has a macro when he lands and he says “hello all I am here” and uh…
Ring back vent harassment
Should’ve been Chinese. The bureaucrats take power.
honest question: how many times did you get murdered in the production of this video from all the enemies you've made? 😅
Not once!
I had a high intrigue spymaster the entire time and capped dread, so no one dared to do it in my court (because I would execute them).
Counts outside the realm did try several times, mostly from Carpathia, but my bodyguards and high intrigue prevented their success.
Bro made Wei Zhongxian
this is the best ck3 video I've ever watched
This is some of the most F'd up stuff and it was a fantastic pleasure! I was crying with laughter from start to finish and that must make this my favourite video you have produced to date! Seriously, thank you for the laughs and sterling content AlzaboHD
You know, there was actually a sect of sorts running around Moscow in the XVII century who did just this: they were notorious for ambushing passerbys at night and castrating them.
Εὔχομαι σε ὑγιαίνειν, great video as always
Wait, how was the Karling lady supposed to be your heir? I didn't think you could make your wife your heir?
Good question!
All eunuchs cannot inherit lands or titles. Basically everyone not a Eunuch was set to inherit all titles in the kingdom.
I invited her to my court (well, abducted) and kicked out all other women so that she would inherit. But then she left court. Whoops.
That would have been a wild thing to read about in history books.
I love the videos but PLEASE use a deesser on the audio. The s sounds in words you speak are piercing loud compared to the rest of the frequencies so it hurts to listen even on low volume.
Oh geez, the title in that thumbnail. We're in for something... *special.*
I do wonder how long you had this idea on the chopping block. It sure took some balls to go through with this nation
lmaaaao is "Snip Strategy" a shot at Snap Strategy the other CK3 youtuber?
its always a Munis
Your videos are always amazing
Castrantinople I can't🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This isn't gameplay, this is art
hey alzabo can you please play servb
Personally I think a Paris commune campaign in Victoria 3 and making all of Europe communist would be a neat thing
The goat has returned
16:31 I wasn't expecting the minecraft villager hurt sound now i'm just dying from laughter
Bro what 💀💀
Toughest timeline for Europeans. Nomads from east and Castrate islenders from south
Snip Strategy😂 is that a Snap Strategy reference??
By Azura... lol How do you even come up with this stuff?
There was a similar knight order in Rick and Morty😂😂😂😂
Well, you can try to destroy all other dynasties by castration of everyone except your dynasty.
Or even play as a woman, to secure the purity of dynasty.
with this dlc you could hypotetically play as an unlanded monk, and travel ALL the way to india, to convert it to christianity
The dedications to putting so many alliterations and other wordplay into this video really took some balls
Honestly I think they need to dial way back how much the nobles castrate their sons.
Absolutely terrifying campaign
Wait a minute, 0 reference to The Boys Are Back in Town?!
This wasn’t in my subscription feed…
How can you make so many puns... JUST HOW
Is this what Davos meant when he talked to Greyworm in season 8?
This is one way to stop the lads complaining about it being a sausage fest.
35:22 "Your lineage has come to an end" I think it was ended a long time ago tho 💀
Make INGSOC in victoria 3
I like how your boat just goes through the whole south of italy
You know what they say, "cut people cut people"
Wtf was carpathia smoking dog
Anyone else getting Xavier: Renegade Angel vibes?
The personification of being a liberal.
This may be your greatest work.
"blind him for good measure" killed me
any guide how to create sultanate of rum
This feels like a Greek tragedy honestly
I love these crazy CK3 videos. Where you make your own rules for how to play and then just go ham with it.
Ths will be bad for the economy
THE HUMAN MALE DEATH SOUND FROM WOW AT 3:50 SENT ME OMG
Finally a playthrough with balls
Least demented CK3 player:
Babe wake up, Alzabo posted
Nocockia had no sea men but tons eunuchs
An Empire of no Balls
this was deranged, i loved it!
Guangdong ❌
Gwhat’s a dong? ✅
Guangdong ❌
Gwhat’s a dong? ✅
KRAKOW POWER IS NEXT!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
So… how does succession work?
House bolton gameplay
Cruickshank Course
Castrantinople lives!
What a crazy campaign.
Orchiectomied 12 people to this video. 23 balls.
…Which fellow has only one ball?
@@trygveplaustrum4634 Austrian feller, lost it in the war. He's been talking crazy since failing to get into art school, but he's a nice fem boy now and turned away from the alt right.
Un'ball'eviably lmao
Nein , it's raw rebbit time
alzabohd ambatu khan
Varys playthrough
The they/them-archy
Snip Strategy 😂
Loved this so much, paused the video to actually go buy the dlc