Imagine going into a restaurant and the owner just: *”Leave my restaurant now”* *”EAT FASTER”* *”oh my god you idiots”* _5 waiters staring over you as you eat_
Albert: *walks by toilet” Also Albert: “W E ‘ R E L O O K I N G F O R A T O I L E T” (Edit:Christ! I forgot about this comment, I’ve never gotten this many likes before lol)
Here’s some tips: you need to show any training chefs how to cook, nobody else can but you. Waitresses aren’t supposed to pick up the money, but you can buy something to make some customers use card payment, that automatically goes to your money
Welcome to my cooking show! How to make chicken curry: Get water Get sauce Boil water Pour sauce Chicken curry comes from the 5th dimension Now serve to customer and watch them eat while saying "I smell blood" 👍🏻
When someone calls Albert fat: Albert: *”is there a gun in this game?”* Edit: I made this comment a long time ago please don’t go correcting me I am well aware- I’m just gonna keep it cause it’s hilarious how stupid I was
1% of the comments; Albert 2019 98% of the comments; Stop the Albert 2019 comments!! 1% other one the comments: 1940: We will have flying cars!! 2019: Albert 2019
@@hour-economist646 yeah yeah, saying "albert 2019" makes you an og fan? we are talking about how its overused, dont flex that youre an og fan to us, it makes no sense bringing that up.
Flamingo: “i’m going to serve the grandma first”
Also Flamingo: serves the grandma last
Nobody has mentioned that this came out 2 years ago
Ik grayfox
Lol
@@Gray__. You mean 2 years ago
@@theone_coolsledger228 it was 1 year ago 3 weeks ago, so you're right, ill change dat
1940: there will be flying cars in the future
2019: E
Big brain
E
*E*
E
E
Imagine Albert as a waiter:
*“EAAAAAT!”*
*“GIVE ME MONEY! GIVE IT!”*
*“OH MY GOD GET OUT!”*
*”How do I harm them?”*
Your 20th like :D
@@PhazerDoesStuff his 21 like ✋😌
@@PhazerDoesStuff it's the 40th like
Raffy Cuerpo 77th.
LiamDoesMemes You mean 78th Like
Albert: y’all got a toilet or somethin’
*walks past a toilet and ignores it*
*uses flowers instead*
7:50
7:55*
@@LemoneVR 7:50 * that’s when he said it l
@@HxlleyTwdgx well no he said it at 7:51, and walked passed the toilet at 7:55
"do you have a toilet"
Literally just pass it
Ye$
I saw that!! I was literally yelling "IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!"
8kingZ yeah seriously
The whole restaurant is a toilet
@@djalcove3027 u the only one whoget like in reply;)
flamingo's answer to everything: "is there a gun in this game?"
ikr
U mean question
So true
lol
I was reading this comment when he said that XD
0:36 Does anyone see jayingee’s name? Or remember when Albert used to play with him? Good times...
F
Big Oof
F in the chats everyone
I miss those times
Pedro the Penguin I’m sure we all do..
Why doesn’t he?
Imagine going into a restaurant and the owner just:
*”Leave my restaurant now”*
*”EAT FASTER”*
*”oh my god you idiots”*
_5 waiters staring over you as you eat_
Giving me Gordon Ramsey vibez
Lol
Lol
lmao
Lo
*”The water caught on fire”*
*-Albert*
Oof
I did not realize this lol
Hey you a bad
U like bnha
That's possible
Albert: “I need a TOILET!”
Also Albert: *walks past toilet*
Me: AAAAAA
Right about to say that...
same
I was gonna say that lol
What timestamp?
@@somewont9619 7:57
i love how when Albert doesn’t succeed in a game his only question is “are there guns in this game?”
Me to
yeah
Ok??
@@mixedmedia_artist thats his daily routine. dont ask about it. 😀
life of a florida man
I love how almost everyone is talking about the toilet that he didn't see when he was asking for it
The thumbnail: when your food so bad that your hair clipps through your chest
Bruhhhhh only now i noticed you deserve 69 likes
N
I
C
E
When the food is so bad your arm goes through your chest and the only thing you can see is the hand
Albert: *walks by toilet”
Also Albert: “W E ‘ R E L O O K I N G F O R A T O I L E T”
(Edit:Christ! I forgot about this comment, I’ve never gotten this many likes before lol)
Haha I was just about to comment that
Sameee
@Scott Young thanks
Finally, a comment worthy of being read.
yes
Albert-"I'm just gonna let the water burn"
Me-"I'll leave you to it"
NOOOO
Is this what I think it is?
Exactly what I was thinking Skittle... Hamilton!!!
@@graceofspades48 **1 week l8r I'm writing a letter nightly**
(Pls let me die)
Here’s some tips: you need to show any training chefs how to cook, nobody else can but you. Waitresses aren’t supposed to pick up the money, but you can buy something to make some customers use card payment, that automatically goes to your money
Does card payment cost robux, or we can get from the furniture store??
@@iilxve Its a upgrade that you buy using the in game currency.
“Why did he unlearn things?”
Albert ,October 5th 2019
And how is this comment original or necesarry?
@Magical Fun Oh you're implying that you're smart because you're assuming?
@@thrownoutacc jeez why are you so rude
@@thrownoutacc not everything has to be original or necessary, it's just a youtube comment
@Magical Fun nobody wanted your opinion and he/she wrote it right
Past people: There will be *flying cars* in the future..
Now: *Dan's Diarrhea*
When I read dan's diarrhea, I heard albert say "Dan's Diarrhea"
@Livia Starova I hope they do ngl
iiHazyDay NGL made me chuckle
We thought we’d have good, but we got better
Bruh
2019: exists
This comment section: *it’s free real estate*
Brittney Jenkins scammer
Brittney Jenkins go away
BAHAHA OKAY FINALLY A FUNNY COMMENT
yeehaw now we are gonna find this comment in the next video ;/
@Kumiru
Well, remember me when it’s reposted. :)
Albert: "Yall got like a toilet or something?"
*Says as hes walking past one*
This is how many accounts Albert made so his cover wouldn’t get caught
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Wow 21 accounts I thought it would be more
Arrianna Munroe me too 🤣
Wow like beggar
Why are you begging for likes
69? I thought like 1.9K or something...?
Welcome to my cooking show!
How to make chicken curry:
Get water
Get sauce
Boil water
Pour sauce
Chicken curry comes from the 5th dimension
Now serve to customer and watch them eat while saying "I smell blood"
👍🏻
Lol
Gacha Girl r/wooosh
yes
Night Bot no
E
"The customer is not always right,I will kill the customer"
"Dave, get the kids, we need to leave."
Hahahahahahah
I love how he said "Is ThERe A gUN iN tHiS GaME?"
Albert when he plays a new game: IS THERE A GUN IN THIS GAME?
Copy
Copy i did thsi first
Dookie MC Copy I did this first
Sooo true
@@ohree1 no
Albert: "do they have toilets?" *Passes by toilet* "I'll just use these flowers"
facts
2:19
Me: quietly eats food
Waiter: stares over my food as I eat watching my every move
eat EAT
Jonathan: ima eat my food now!
Waiter: ⊙_⊙
Jonathan: umm Sir
Jonathan: are you ok-
Waiter: * turns into demon*
Jonathan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
watching someone play this for the first time as a person who was forced but not forced to play...it hurts 😔
It hurts he didn’t buy the open sign (I designed it)
@@spikeworks oh really thats cool!
"i like the sound of the cheeseburger"
*schlap schlap schlap*
LMAO
Lmbo
Andrew Siwicki Is Perfect
Lmbo
egg egg egg egg 🥚
😂
*Let’s all just take a moment and see how epicly Albert’s hat is.*
okay
i was seeing if anyone commented on it lol
I know right
*Yes*
Albert doobert
Albert: Is there a gun in this game?
Me: Doesn’t question it
friendly game: friendly
albert: is there a gun in this game?
“You can do it here
It’s literally the same experience “
* toilet industries start to DIE*
i love the way he says restaurant “ resturAHNT”
Same it's so amzing
Imagine a girl is in hurry and he says that to just eat
its his accent-
Wait how else would you say it? I’m American btw
Grace Mehany no i mean the way he says it like his accent
Imagine being in a resteraunt and all of a sudden the owner just says.
"Diarrhea trickling down his leg" and "you can poop in the flowers"
Out of all of your videos I could’ve watched while eating I decided to pick this one
Flamingo: I’m so broke
Also flamingo: *Has 9k robux*
like i have about 800 and think that im so rich lol
*has uno rOuX and feels rich*
Me crying in 1 ROBUX.
-cries in 0 roux-
@@campbell1583 weird flex but okay.
When someone calls Albert fat:
Albert: *”is there a gun in this game?”*
Edit: I made this comment a long time ago please don’t go correcting me I am well aware- I’m just gonna keep it cause it’s hilarious how stupid I was
Yesh
NërdÿÄnïmätøns :v lol
Thats Alberto our idol😈😈
Sebrina Gurung YES!
*there*
4:34 I don't know why I'm hearing "Sh**" from what he said even though he says "That's just"
om i thought i onlyhead that
@@sakam0t071 ???
Do u have discord
@@sakam0t071 yeah, why?
Ink Blue what is ur user
"Is there a gun in this game?"
"Is there a way i can harm them?"
"I need a gun or something"
Albert is so kind to everyone
What about the “fried rat” restaurant?
I am a fried rat
xSniper x Galx beautiful response
Hey guys, I réçeñtIy ūpI0adéd a song called "Focus". Is it 🔥 or 💩?
Ah, yes
@@Scrffy I'm going to devour you
Albert and 2019: both exist
this comment section “now this looks like a job for me”
thedummyonroblox quotation marks and things albert says: exist
comments: now this looks like a job for me
basically stolen but ok
"Albert and 2019: both exist
this comment section “now this looks like a job for me”
-thedummyonroblox 2019
Parry Davis Nobody:
Parry Davis:
""Albert and 2019: both exist
The comment section: now this looks like a job for me"
-the dummyonroblox 2019"
@@constic1719
"Parry Davis Albert and 2019:
Both exist
The comment section: now this looks like a job for me"
-the dummyonroblox 2019"
- Aiden 2019"
Albert:imagine this man just running back and forth just to like get your one cheese burger. Me: wow this man is doing some workout.
yes.
Cleetus/Albert : *Makes discusting food*
me : *intense sims 4 flash backs of how cleetus was a chef..*
7:56 'Is there like a toilet or something?'
Passes right by the toilet
So i wasnt insane for seeing a toilet
i know....
“why did you un-learn things?”
Albert -2019
Faith Playz roblox I unlearned everything u.u
@@fruityloopy8455 u know this person probably knew what it meant. No need for a paragraph
And how is this comment original or necesarry?
why should a comment be necessary? they are just for fun
5:31
YESSSS HE FINALLY MENTIONS JAKES AFTER YEARS
He mentioned him many times before this year and they hang out a lot with kaden irl
Albert: Is there a toilet here?
*proceeds to walk past toilet*
"I like the sound of the cheeseburger (I don't like the taste though)"
ok can we just be honest that killed me
none of you get to go to my funeral
@@dryest-bones ok
Albert: *Talking about how he wants a toilet*
Also Albert: *Walks past toilet*
Exactly
That wasn’t a toilet, it was a white chair
@@andrewmartin5622 ya true
@@andrewmartin5622 I don’t think it was, plus there was a sink by it. Plus it had the little flush thing
@@person5474 and a bathtub
Flamingo: *physically appears on earth*
Everyone: Flamingo 2019
IKR it’s annoying
GD_Maplez funny i laff so hard!!
haha...funny!
Hey guys, I réçeñtIy upI0adéd a song called "Focus". Is it 🔥 or 💩?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
as a tester for restaurant tycoon 2.. we're still amazed by this game being played by you!
Albert: I’m just so broke
Me: -looks at camera- ha ha so real
GOT FREAKIN 9K ROBUX!?!?!
Ugandan Knuckles dead meme
“E” turned into a Flamingo meme now these days for some reason.
D
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
EEEE
EE
EEEE
EE
EEEE
"The best one here is the chicken curry"
Flamingo: the one i burnt?
Me: *intense flashbacks to burning things*
I was playing a horror game while watching this so the first time you screamed i thought that it was from the game and i nearly fell of my chair
Game: Has no players and every plot is called Owned By Nobody
Kid named nobody: 😎
Cryptonic Gamer odysseus: i hope polyphemus dosent show up
The kid's name is "nobody: 😎"?
Tristyn I'm not letting u know my last name -_- please don’t like your own comment and also pay attention
@@Jack_OutsideTheBox AYYY nice greek mithology reference you got there
Pls stop putting hate commands he is trying his best
I saw a toilet and of course he wants a gun
Literally no one:
Albert: Is ThErE a WaY tO hArM tHeM?
Albert - “SnIFf SnIfF, I SmELl bUtT!”
XD
*Albert walks*
Everybody: AAAA HOLY-
*albert bans them*
Wisisiwwi mama sow wow wow sis oat a in a bow with luv o my my my ind oh my. Yay my and i kill my so dad
@@zoomzero8832 what
albert: and I will kill them with kindness
me: aw that’s so ni-
albert: and my poisoned food
me: o ok then
“You know how you can make your happiness go up”
*searches intensely*
“Can you make there’s go down”
Bro should've named the restaurant"free disease"💀
99%of comments: eVeRYOne Is SayInG AlBErt 2019
1% of comments: -albert 2019
That sounds right
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
I SAID THATTTTT >:{ 😂😂😂 jkjk idc
But you just did the same comment as THEM
@@mzzxx7292 um how
@Jordan Wilson bottttt
Nobody:
Everyone who is in albert’s game: hello there, NOOB
Do you really think thats funny
@@TheCasualGuy2 yes
Finally an original comment
“Thats just gonna destroy the grandmas bowels” Albert-2019
Senxai Stop with the Albert 2019s
@@its-cadeee she can do a comment If she wants to😑
@@its-cadeee she can do what shd wants too
No stop
bowels NOT VOWELS NOOB
Yes, he retired at 10. I literally did not go to bed until five last night and it’s 336 right now in the morning.
Albert:*stares at toilet*
Albert:”We need a toilet”
Also Albert:”We also need toilet paper”
*looks a toilet paper*
Copier >:(
Someone said this but okay ;-;
Albert: The Water caught on fire
Me: How-
@•lil Minnie• y e s
@•lil Minnie• he will somehow find a way to make snything messed up
That’s possible ( only when they have certain chemicals on or in them)
How he reacts to 18 yr old with new guy: CHEATER
how he reacts to an old woman with a new man: oolala
I love how albert can play the cutest and most boring of games and make them so funny and disturbing
8:33 that should be everyday
Yes.
🤪😍🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️👌👌👌
@@m83012catsmeow (°>°>)
Me 100% knowing he’s gonna burn the food watching Him: starts screaming
1940: there will be flying cars in the future
2019: everyone: Albert 2019
malcore yt that’s not very nice
Fenderr Stop complaining about it, it’s getting more annoying than the original comment
Bad
1% of the comments; Albert 2019
98% of the comments; Stop the Albert 2019 comments!!
1% other one the comments: 1940: We will have flying cars!!
2019: Albert 2019
Albert's question for every game:
iS tHeRe a gUn iN tHiS gAmE?
There is no more "Stop saying Albert 2019" but now there is,
"There is more "Stop saying Albert 2019" than "Albert 2019 comments"
Nowadays I see comments like these talking about something Albert 2019 related. Just stop nobody even talks about them anymore
Only Here For Memes youre salty youre not an og fan. Lol
milkthea wtf does that have to do with anything? If you can’t even come up with a good argument don’t bother talking so stfu
@@hour-economist646 yeah yeah, saying "albert 2019" makes you an og fan? we are talking about how its overused, dont flex that youre an og fan to us, it makes no sense bringing that up.
No one:
Not even Cleetus:
Albert in literally every game: iS tHeRe A gUn In ThIs GaMe?!
I’m a fry UwU
it is cleetus
I am Fry UwU No one:
Not even a soul:
People:” No one:
Not even a s-“ I MEAN BRO
STOP WITH THAT STUFFFFF ITS STUPID
@@d4edz i3i
I don't understand this comment
7:53
Albert: You guys got a toilet or something?
Proceeds to pass toilet
Shy Guy Shows
So true
Shy Guy Shows
Why is no one noticed it?
6:22
Imagine you just got done eating a delicious meal and your waiter just comes up to you and says: "GIMME MONEY!! GIMME!!!!!"
Albert: i smell blood
Demi gorgan: WHERE
What does stranger things do anything with this video?
Albert:
people a week ago:albert 2019
Everyone:people a week ago:albert 2019
**22 year old man talks about what gives him diarrhea**
_albert 2019_
*Kyleekawaii*
Albert: I was waiting for it to be free cuz I’m broke
Albert later: I need to spend money on this game
Me in this game: Pro with a second floor tons of tables and a drive thru. Me watching this video: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
weird flex but ok
shane! 😅😅😅
Same
Ok but there at the screen screeching in real life for 20 HOURS
this comment makes me wanna murder my cat.
everyone talking about albert 2019, arent we forgetting about albert ignoring his ex (edit: friend) at 0:33?
mad ikr
btw it’s his ex bff
r i g h t
That’s what I thought and I hope you mean ex friend
ex boyfri- i mean ex friend, maybe their friendship got ruined by the ships that was created by us?
9:23 I spilled my coke all over my bed dying of laughter and my mom was so mad at me
Kid: *fails test*
Teacher: *teaches kid*
Kid: *gets A plus*
Teacher: he can do!
I stopped watching albert's video to watch Albert's video
"iS tHeRe a gUn iN tHiS gAmE?" Im very concerned😂😂
I suppose you were a new viewer then.
@@dghayes9176 that's what I said ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
@@xoxo2425 lool
“I am a time traveler! Muahahahaha!”
- Me 2020
"*Gasp* HE CAN DO-"
*2 years later* He never finished the *HECKING* sentence
Everyone’s hats:
Alberts hats: ScOoBy DoO
Ruh Roh raggy
@@nathanielmarcadro5011 Runt Row Raggy*
Albert: *walks by toilet"
Also Albert: "W E ` RE L O O K I N G F O R A T O I L E T"
I saw a comment EXACTLY like yours, but with more likes and comments. I don’t know if they copied or you did.
@@teabrunch they did i was wanna of the first comments idc for likes tho
Stolen
@@MMAAlphaMale And you stole someone saying "Stolen"
no one:
flaming: and this guy AHHHHHHUHHHH
It’s been 3 years later and he still didn’t do a restaurant😂lol
Flamingo: *opens restraunt epically*
*few minutes later*
Flamingo: is there a gun in this game?
mythic egg
just imagine waiters cant pick up cash so you have to hire "Cash Picker"
Imagine
Albert: is that a police station? *runs*. Me: EE NO GO BACK
I love how Albert always asks "Is there are gun in this game?"
lol