For Those don’t don’t know about the game, first night is normally pink or green. The next is blue- normally- the pizza in the attic is rotten, as it has been there for 7 years. It takes down Heath by 5, but if you are on low - tough luck. There are robux roles that are better to use. (Swat, police, hyper,guest, etc.) there are many badges in the game. For the boarding badge, you must board the toilet, then go downstairs. I hope this helps any new players! It’s quite fun, once you get good at it! Good luck!
Idea: Get on life in paradise, and be like a news reporter saying, “There are houses here being robbed by a great criminal who escaped jail. Then make it night or something and rip open a houses window and start “robbing” it while the owner or family is watching! Who likes this?
My fav lines "It's very hurting my stomach," "Oh god, w-we already gonna die -" "Chucky cheese, don't sue me, you disgusting diseased rat." "Break into your heat, cause I love you
Mike will ban everyone who calls noobs, “NOOBS!” He’ll make ROBLOX great again. Mike will get it done. *_Fun fact, Mike is buying his way through the election. He’s worth 60B dollars because of his news station thingy._*
Tips - At the start of the game, items appear in the house. Two cookies, two apples and 20 - 30 cash - located in random drawers. One Bloxy cola - Located on top of the shower in the bathroom, beside the toilet in the corner of the bathroom, or when you jump up to a little spot located above the stairs to the second floor. The bathroom is located upstairs. After finding food - *Don't eat it. Wait for the pizza man and use that to fill your energy instead.* None of the food in game (apart from the green pizza in the attic) is poisoned. One pizza will give you +1 per bite, another +3 per bite, and the best is +6 per bite. *I always select the middle pizza* as I have NEVER gotten the +1 bite from the middle pizza. Energy bar - *Always try to stay above low energy.* Anything lower will decrease your attack damage. Picking a child character will also decrease your damage as you are a child. Placing wood - *They're comparing how many windows they did and also the amount of wood is placed.* Go around placing 10 wood on all windows. I guarantee you'll get mentioned for doing the most, unless your server has experienced players or the server isn't trash in general T-T . You can also place wood on the TOILET! Scary Larry - STAY IN THE PURPLE OR AUTOMATICALLY DIE. The purple spots are located on the following - - Closet in the room with the tv, first floor - Closet in the dining room by the dining table, first floor - Behind the drawer in the spawning room, first floor Basement and safe - *Clicking on a picture four times makes it fall down.* There is a chance that there will be a safe behind it. Unlocking the safe will give you a random item - Bloxy cola (will be on dining table once you open the safe), a pile of money, or a pie dish (will be on the bench in the kitchen space once collected). My favourite is the pile of money. *You can find the code inside the basement underneath an item. You know how you can click some stuff but not pick it up? The code is located underneath one of those clickables as a piece of paper with four numbers.* Ladder - *Don't hold it for no reason, it drains 5 energy per 2.5 seconds.* Take it upstairs to the second floor, and place at the attic located in the hallway between the two bedrooms and bathroom. It has a random item in the attic that you can click (same potential items as the safe code). DO NOT EAT THE SPOILED PIZZA IN THE ATTIC! Pie Dish - Other people can also place items in there. I always save food, this being one of the reasons, but *I refuse to completely fill the pie dish myself* because it's not going to benefit me entirely as everyone else also gets a slice as well. *Following a recipe on the fridge gives the pie a boost in statistics.* The bloxy cola recipe gives you the best stat boost. Try getting other people to fill the pie dish so you don't have to waste your food. The store - *If you want to stay alive solo, choose the chips (the chips will always be 40 - 60 dollars).* Try to convince someone else to buy the med-kit (40 - 60 dollars again), as you can't heal yourself with the med-kit. The super heal is $70. However, it has three recharges and each time you choose yourself, it will give you +75 energy. It can by used on other players AND yourself (basically an overpowered version of the med-kit). *If on hardcore mode,* go straight for the edible items (chips, cookies, cola, pie dish). *On hardcore mode, you can't actually heal yourself with the super heal, nor can others heal you with the med-kit.* Killing Scary Larry - *He is programmed like an actual player, and will try to determine the moves you will make to run away.* I always save my food for this bit. *The chips are overpowered for this* because the chips can be used 30 times and each bite gives you back 5 energy. That's 150 energy in total!! *You can also make an agreement with you and one other player that you trust to survive.* Both of you will buy the med-kit and heal each other throughout the battle. This gives you both +300 energy in total! Make sure both players keep their side of the deal... but also *make sure the player you have agreed to use this with is not at very high health 24/7 if they also have food.* Unless you want them to pick up the crowbar and get the evil ending and basically be betrayed in the process. Then sure, keep them at top notch health.
Child: easy Adult: hard The stealthy: has a teddy bear click anywhere to become invisible The hungry: bag of chips can eat and have more health One of them needs robux The baseball bat: a parent will protect has a weapon The medic: a parent will heal anyone with low health Needs: take food and don’t eat it just save it You can get food during the story, from the attic,or from the store
@@mynameis9692 Its kind of what cartoons do if its awkward or quiet and shes saying that even the crickets are quiet. If its isolated in the desert, tumbleweed it is.
The first time I ever played this game I was sick and had nothing better to do. I played it over and over again like 18 times a day, and it never got old. After I got better I didn't play it for a long time, and I recently found and played it again and felt the nostalgia...
Flamingo once said "guys if u play this game never save them they are worthless anyway." "Help me I saved u." "Guys save them they will save u." "Nahhh I ain't saving him"💀💀
you know you go shopping at the store in summer of corse thats why you stock up food because theres SUNSCREEN in the summer while in the isle he says ima get ONE (gets the whole isle)
I’m sorry but I’m not sure if I can do this because I’m going on the road but I’m gonna I wanna is a time to be home I am in a little tired and I’m sad I can’t get my dad back and I’m gonna is that you have to go home to get my mom to come home to my mom I don’t know if I can do that or do I have a good time to go to the house I don’t want her mom and dad to come home and get my dad and I’m gonna is that what I want you you guys can get me to come over here since I’m not going on a date night I don’t know what to Ya I got a good time in the morning I got a lot going to come home and get home and then go home and then come back home to get my dad and I get home and get home I love ya I know you you guys I have had to go get my dog so I’m going on my dad to come over and get home to get the dog I can do my hair tomorrow morning I will let ya guys out for me I gotta was the time of the time you I wanna is a day like this is the first day of
Just finished a job today at the job today I’m doing my own thing for you guys gonna I have something going in my room I don’t think it’s a little late to at least a mom she’s gonna is the day time I wanna is the day she was gonna I was just gonna was a good day and she was just going in and she was gonna I was just gonna she was just going to tell you that I was going in her mother in the office she had her mom stop by her and mom I wanna she’s going she’s doing something like she just want you
Fun fact: The game in this ending was actually hinting towards Break in two, the boss says: “What’s a rose without its thorns?” Or something like that. In break in story two the boss is actually themed around roses.
Albert- *Don't save them because it takes away your energy and they are worthless, just let them die.* Not even a minute later: *HELP HELP HELP SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!* 11:54
Some tips: KIDS TO CHOOSE FROM: As "The Stealthy Kid", you get a Teddy Bear. With the Teddy Bear you can do the emotes "Scared" or "Cuddle Bear". Also, you can make your character invisible. As "The Hungry Kid", you get the bag of chips. With the chips, every time you eat them, you get energy. I believe you get 16 times to regain your energy before the chips disappear from your inventory. (PAID ITEM) As "The Fighter Kid", you get a wooden toy sword. ADULTS TO CHOOSE FROM: As "The Protector" you get the baseball bat. With the baseball bat you can hit the enemy(s) with it to take some of their energy/life. You need to protect the children as this role. As "The Medic" you get a med kit. You can use the med kit to regain other peoples energy. You have 6 charges each restoring 50 energy. This doesn't work on yourself, sadly. (PAID ITEM) As "The Officer" you get a gun. This does exactly what a normal gun does, obviously. You have 6 shots to use, and unlimited ammo. You shoot the enemy(s), not people on your team! (You know who I'm talking about xD.) Your welcome! (Please let me know if I have anything wrong, I previously did and I edited it slightly! Thanks.)
@@urmomdotcom8868 if it were to be recycled, then that would be considered unsanitary or smth, which would destory the job because it would be a scandal or smth.
@@JODRecaps why are you everywhere wtf Nvm i read your twitlonger and now i undertstand, pretty cool that you comment the same thing for 10 hours Hisssss
i actually really liked playing this game with my friend. we didn't die, and we killed fat jimbo. and it was one of the first story games for me to win (other than train).
"Don't save anyone. They're not worth it." "Never mind, save people because then they will save you." "Actually, don't save anyone. It's a cruel world out there."
Albert: "Bag of chips." Albert: "I gUeSs I wIlL bE tHe fAt oNe-" 1 minute later: Albert:"THEY GET WEAPONS I GET A BAG OF CHIPS." What did you expect Albert-
“I’m not lactose intolerant, I’m lactose sensitive. It will give me diarrhea later.” Me: that’s a side effect of eating lactose while lactose intolerant.
For Those don’t don’t know about the game, first night is normally pink or green. The next is blue- normally- the pizza in the attic is rotten, as it has been there for 7 years. It takes down Heath by 5, but if you are on low - tough luck. There are robux roles that are better to use. (Swat, police, hyper,guest, etc.) there are many badges in the game. For the boarding badge, you must board the toilet, then go downstairs. I hope this helps any new players! It’s quite fun, once you get good at it! Good luck!
I forgot, in the last part, for the “rose bush” stage, when black holes appear, STAND AWAY FROM THEM.
Sus
a few years late but thanks
@@strangegrape Another good hack: Hold onto one or two sodas for a boost to the grocery store so nothings sold out and you have more time to shop
Sthu
Idea: Get on life in paradise, and be like a news reporter saying, “There are houses here being robbed by a great criminal who escaped jail.
Then make it night or something and rip open a houses window and start “robbing” it while the owner or family is watching!
Who likes this?
That's what I thought this video would be about but it wasn't, good idea!
Yes Albert should do this
ALbErT dO dAt
I don't agree.
Nice idea I agree
“Brake into your heart cause I love you” *spits on you*
Break
@@AppleIlly qqqqqqqqqqqqq
It was a love spit ❤️
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How romantic!
I love how Albert can make a joke out of literally anything and it’s actually funny.
Gotta love it.
bot behavior
He can make a joke about my dad leaving 😞 (he did leave ) I laughed 😂😂 how does that work (I got a new dad he's a vedren )
@@carshampoo8258 yes. I’m a bot 😞
@@TaylorJanoraTj-ko4yp/e salute
*"Don't save people it takes your energy"*
*"Save them cause they will save you"*
*"Nah don't save them"*
- Albert 2020
So save or not?
Albert Sides
*its true*
Lol
I watch most of his vids on the toilet to honor him
“Everyone survived”
Albert: “That’s unfortunate”
Scam
SCAM
Scam
There trying to scam you
‘i WiLl HaVe DiArRhEa’
I remember when this game was popular, it’s been two years, almost 2023…
yup, i miss the classics:(
fr
Ye
Fr :(
I miss 2021_2020
My fav lines
"It's very hurting my stomach,"
"Oh god, w-we already gonna die -"
"Chucky cheese, don't sue me, you disgusting diseased rat."
"Break into your heat, cause I love you
😂
“Break into your heart because I love you” *Spits*
*SO* *BEAUTIFUL*
Yes!
@@JODRecaps memes make u famous
Never felt more loved
@@Mitsukouer :,)
OK!
Flamingos: “break in, into your heart”
Few seconds later
*Spits at us*
Love spit *-*
What if some of us like Albert's white stuff coming from his mouth
GizmoTheCutest_ PupperUwU you sound like a freaking buisnessman XD
It’s how you know that it is Flamingo
Video: 7 minutes ago this comment: 15 minutes ago
UA-cam is broken
"break into your heart"
"Because I love you"
*spit*
omg that was so sweet😔✌️
❤️
yes omg i feel loved for once 😭
SOOOO True
Yes the spit is SWEEEEEEEEET
we all feel it
Love how Albert went from telling us not to save anyone, then telling us to protect people, then back to telling us not to save them.
Yes
albert: * see’s almost every noob get beaten and die *
ad: *today we are gonna talk about abuse...*
Mike will ban everyone who calls noobs, “NOOBS!” He’ll make ROBLOX great again. Mike will get it done.
*_Fun fact, Mike is buying his way through the election. He’s worth 60B dollars because of his news station thingy._*
Travis David
y e s
s i s t e r s
LOL
I saw a macdonalds ad
*`Y E S B U S T E R`*
Albert is like the guy on the team that complains why everyone is dying so quickly but he's the medic with the least deaths.
And that’s why people love him
That’s also prob why flamingo hate games exist
@@nyetnyetsu THAT'S WHAT?
That girl really looked like a dog with four broken legs 🤣
Pope is a rockstar
"Break into your heart, because I love you."
Okay I know Albert doesn't even know I exist, but I really needed that today.
Hambuger cheese buger Big Mac whoper
awww
@@spongebobbro7515 Hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hummmmmm
why te hamburgers?
@@Therrainbowkitty There can only be one.
watching daniela run at 0:53 is probably the hardest i've laughed in weeks
My name is daniela and i am offended/j
@@Danidiedsadlywhen it wasn’t even directed at you? Grow up.
it says /j lol@@veryhandsomeicon
@@Rocky82727 oh shit 💀
@@veryhandsomeiconat this time he knew..he FUCKED UP…
Tips -
At the start of the game, items appear in the house.
Two cookies, two apples and 20 - 30 cash - located in random drawers.
One Bloxy cola - Located on top of the shower in the bathroom, beside the toilet in the corner of the bathroom, or when you jump up to a little spot located above the stairs to the second floor. The bathroom is located upstairs.
After finding food - *Don't eat it. Wait for the pizza man and use that to fill your energy instead.* None of the food in game (apart from the green pizza in the attic) is poisoned. One pizza will give you +1 per bite, another +3 per bite, and the best is +6 per bite. *I always select the middle pizza* as I have NEVER gotten the +1 bite from the middle pizza.
Energy bar - *Always try to stay above low energy.* Anything lower will decrease your attack damage. Picking a child character will also decrease your damage as you are a child.
Placing wood - *They're comparing how many windows they did and also the amount of wood is placed.* Go around placing 10 wood on all windows. I guarantee you'll get mentioned for doing the most, unless your server has experienced players or the server isn't trash in general T-T . You can also place wood on the TOILET!
Scary Larry - STAY IN THE PURPLE OR AUTOMATICALLY DIE.
The purple spots are located on the following -
- Closet in the room with the tv, first floor
- Closet in the dining room by the dining table, first floor
- Behind the drawer in the spawning room, first floor
Basement and safe - *Clicking on a picture four times makes it fall down.* There is a chance that there will be a safe behind it. Unlocking the safe will give you a random item - Bloxy cola (will be on dining table once you open the safe), a pile of money, or a pie dish (will be on the bench in the kitchen space once collected). My favourite is the pile of money. *You can find the code inside the basement underneath an item. You know how you can click some stuff but not pick it up? The code is located underneath one of those clickables as a piece of paper with four numbers.*
Ladder - *Don't hold it for no reason, it drains 5 energy per 2.5 seconds.* Take it upstairs to the second floor, and place at the attic located in the hallway between the two bedrooms and bathroom. It has a random item in the attic that you can click (same potential items as the safe code). DO NOT EAT THE SPOILED PIZZA IN THE ATTIC!
Pie Dish - Other people can also place items in there. I always save food, this being one of the reasons, but *I refuse to completely fill the pie dish myself* because it's not going to benefit me entirely as everyone else also gets a slice as well. *Following a recipe on the fridge gives the pie a boost in statistics.* The bloxy cola recipe gives you the best stat boost. Try getting other people to fill the pie dish so you don't have to waste your food.
The store - *If you want to stay alive solo, choose the chips (the chips will always be 40 - 60 dollars).* Try to convince someone else to buy the med-kit (40 - 60 dollars again), as you can't heal yourself with the med-kit. The super heal is $70. However, it has three recharges and each time you choose yourself, it will give you +75 energy. It can by used on other players AND yourself (basically an overpowered version of the med-kit). *If on hardcore mode,* go straight for the edible items (chips, cookies, cola, pie dish). *On hardcore mode, you can't actually heal yourself with the super heal, nor can others heal you with the med-kit.*
Killing Scary Larry - *He is programmed like an actual player, and will try to determine the moves you will make to run away.* I always save my food for this bit. *The chips are overpowered for this* because the chips can be used 30 times and each bite gives you back 5 energy. That's 150 energy in total!! *You can also make an agreement with you and one other player that you trust to survive.* Both of you will buy the med-kit and heal each other throughout the battle. This gives you both +300 energy in total! Make sure both players keep their side of the deal... but also *make sure the player you have agreed to use this with is not at very high health 24/7 if they also have food.* Unless you want them to pick up the crowbar and get the evil ending and basically be betrayed in the process. Then sure, keep them at top notch health.
Thank You For The Tips!
What stairs are ya talking about, the second floor or the basement?
@cptn Ntaniel
If you're talking about where the bloxy cola is, second floor!
@@plushcentric thanks
Thank you!
The game: Everyone survived!
Albert: That's unfortunate...
The game: No One Survived...
Albert: laughs
I love you flamingo
Flamingo I love people who eat sunscreen
Ppl: I LOVE U ALBERT
ME: MAN I HATE HIM
E
"Protect other players."
Albert: "What... no."
@@JODRecaps ?
What u expected 💀
Nah I ain’t save them (if they are NOT NOOBS)...
I played that game. I died
“this guy chose to be a audult so mama cant tell him not to eat all the sunscream”💀
fr- ☠
Child: easy
Adult: hard
The stealthy: has a teddy bear click anywhere to become invisible
The hungry: bag of chips can eat and have more health
One of them needs robux
The baseball bat: a parent will protect has a weapon
The medic: a parent will heal anyone with low health
Needs: take food and don’t eat it just save it
You can get food during the story, from the attic,or from the store
Sim Un appreciated
you are godly my friend, thank you.
Ok
I know, LOGIC
you should add the gun gamepass & how you can collect food from almost every room, not just the attic and grocery store
Nobody:
Crickets:
Albert: “BREEEAAK IN...break into your heart, because I love you 😘”
Me: *Wipes my face*
Uhhhh what does crickets have to do with this
@@mynameis9692 yea I have no clue..
Albert love kirsten and us
@@mynameis9692 Its kind of what cartoons do if its awkward or quiet and shes saying that even the crickets are quiet. If its isolated in the desert, tumbleweed it is.
I was litteraly so happy when he did that I LOVE ALBERT
Albert in the past: Hello sister
Albert in the present: No sister
Makes no sense for me
Vixen u mean present?
u nIcE keEp gOinG I forgot lol
Every day bro in the suffloa
*James Charles breaks down door* HI SISTERS
This was posted on my birthday
Omgg Valentine’s Day ❤❤
“Im not lactose intolerant but I’m lactose sensitive, I will have diarrhea later.”
-Albert 2020
“It’s just a matter of when.”
he just like me fr
LOL
Flower? OBJECT SHOW FAN?
@@d.otty. Yes.
The first time I ever played this game I was sick and had nothing better to do. I played it over and over again like 18 times a day, and it never got old. After I got better I didn't play it for a long time, and I recently found and played it again and felt the nostalgia...
Flamingo once said "guys if u play this game never save them they are worthless anyway." "Help me I saved u." "Guys save them they will save u." "Nahhh I ain't saving him"💀💀
O
O
O
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When the second pizza man comes
ALBERT: *That doesn't look like the other guy... It looks like the other OTHER guy.*
Mehret Kibrom yeah we heard him
lmao i love that part
Haha lol 😂
Lol
Wha
Albert: He became an adult so his mom wouldn't tell him to stop eating the rest of the sun screen Sun screen guy: Give Me All Your Sun Screen
you know you go shopping at the store in summer of corse thats why you stock up food because theres SUNSCREEN in the summer while in the isle he says ima get ONE (gets the whole isle)
clinetime09 Just. What are you going on about?
XD
I’m sorry but I’m not sure if I can do this because I’m going on the road but I’m gonna I wanna is a time to be home I am in a little tired and I’m sad I can’t get my dad back and I’m gonna is that you have to go home to get my mom to come home to my mom I don’t know if I can do that or do I have a good time to go to the house I don’t want her mom and dad to come home and get my dad and I’m gonna is that what I want you you guys can get me to come over here since I’m not going on a date night I don’t know what to
Ya I got a good time in the morning I got a lot going to come home and get home and then go home and then come back home to get my dad and I get home and get home I love ya I know you you guys I have had to go get my dog so I’m going on my dad to come over and get home to get the dog I can do my hair tomorrow morning I will let ya guys out for me I gotta was the time of the time you I wanna is a day like this is the first day of
Just finished a job today at the job today I’m doing my own thing for you guys gonna I have something going in my room I don’t think it’s a little late to at least a mom she’s gonna is the day time I wanna is the day she was gonna I was just gonna was a good day and she was just going in and she was gonna I was just gonna she was just going to tell you that I was going in her mother in the office she had her mom stop by her and mom I wanna she’s going she’s doing something like she just want you
Flamingo: *hurts his stomach with a brownie*
Me: *eats a slightly salted chip and hurts throat*
Phenom408 same
I Also Hurt My Stomach With A Brownie
Big scam BIG
But we both me and flamingo noob ;-;
Me: cant eat anything
“Because I love you🥰, *𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗦*" Love that.
Bruh we dont care
Svft.peachy aw
Svft.peachy bruh stolen comment
Juice from where??? Lmao, I legit made this up myself.
PoorBoiCleetus ! Okay?
Oh two people that eat sunscreen great 0:23
Scary larry: TIME TO DIE
Albert: Well we are going to die soon so be patient
Bad service. I expect to die when I want to die.
I was actually playing and I glitched so like I couldn’t die
A MAN 👦👦 HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER 🌊🏞 IN LEGO CITY‼️🌃 START 🛅✅ THE RESCUE HELICOPTER 🚁
Look at my recent post, Its GOOD I promis 😘
Black Panther: *this is no place to die.*
"Protect your friends!"
Albert: "I have no
friends"
Also with 100k friend requests
Milk Playz
You can edit your reply lol
Don’t like this comment because it’s at a perfect number
Twisty Noodle soz
true xd
Twisty Noodle to bad
REeEeEeeeEeEe
Albert: “break into your heart, because i love you” *spits on screen*
Me: “thank you” 🙂
loL
Loki G s o true bro hahahaha
ive watched this 60 times and im still not bored.
More lol
“Protect your friends”
“I don’t have friends”
Albert 2020
ღMalfoy's Teaღ what about kaden..
@@lauriemcbride7781 exactly-
Regina UA-camr for
Singer UA-cam Now UA-cam so I can sit for
Petlyn Kochannek jaZdszDdszbasSsaaddassdasasdaaADaafaadaaadsSaAdaaAa,gcncll,Slovenia
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Tips for break in:
1. Food heals you
2. Attack the fake pizza guy when hes not spinning/dizzy.
True
But don’t forget sleeping (not all the time)
We all know. We are not all dumb :)
@@ryancantara9787 those tips are for new players I didn't know when to attack the pizza guy thank you yoda
BABY YODAAAAA I LOVE HOW CUTE YOU'RE
Albert: I guess I’ll be fat.
The entire Grocery Gang: I see this as an absolute win
The gang needs TO WIN THEN I WILL SUB TO YOU
hmm i rick it 🥳🥳🥳
@@eunicejoyhernandez5075 ummm what?
Yes dabi
:/
Fun fact:
The game in this ending was actually hinting towards Break in two, the boss says: “What’s a rose without its thorns?” Or something like that. In break in story two the boss is actually themed around roses.
I’m just watching my two dads beat people to death
- Albert 2020
"Break into your heart, because I love you."
*softie side of albert has been summoned*
Albert: “...or do I want a bag of chips?”
me literally holding a bag of chips and preparing to open it: *sure buster.*
lol
Yasss
BRO WTF ME TOO
You need pinned
Shaydaboss10 It could mean what the flip
He's just making fun of sunscreen guy😢
Justice for sunscreen face. (Lmao)
"I think a bad guy's there"
Albert:I wanna go in
Moments later
Albert:AHHH
Even more later
Albert:I can let 2 people die
Edit 1:so muny like [:
JODisHere hiss 🐍
JODisHere XD HISS FOR 10 HOURS
@@JODRecaps haaa u said ho instead of hi
Rekt NO U NO REKT ME
no you
I like how he says, "Everyone else can die for all I care".
For its fine
LoL
give me robux now but begging for robux is soooooo messed up huh 😊
69 Likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol
I miss these story game videos so much, please bring these back!
Ye same
Same these were the best
Nope 😃 I don't believe you been passing
Yes
Like this so he sees it
Banner: do NOT subscribe I hate you
intro:I love you
Albert: *makes fun of sunscreen eaters* Albert: *not realizing that his whole avatars skin is white*
Tyler Cohen lmao Albert your getting called out
not only did he eat the sun screen, He bathed in it.
Tyler Cohen LOL
XD
@@tropical7772 lmao w h a t .
Do you know what racism is?
There is not a race called 'sunscreen eaters' in real life.
Albert-
*Don't save them because it takes away your energy and they are worthless, just let them die.*
Not even a minute later:
*HELP HELP HELP SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!*
11:54
Bro doesnt he used his hands to get him up why isnt he dead cuz his pinkey will kill u
@@mafi_white1411grammar 100
Save them because they will save you.
Nobody:
Flamingo: *BrEaK inTo yoUr HeArt beCauSe I lOve YoU*
*_bReAk iNtO yOuR hOuSe! bEcAuSe i lOvE yOu!_*
@@naytj4l126 yandere vibes 😳
@@ViVimybeloved Vibes? I AM a Yandere..👩🏻🔪
👩🔪😵😇💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Like my yandare story
Dang the memories are insane i wish i could go back.
Frrr
Albert : *Break in, Break into your heart*
Me : *Really??*
Also Albert : **Spits at the camera**
69th like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me gonna make is 70 :]
James charles: HI SISTERS!
Albert: HeY tHeRe SiStErS..!
yes
Me: hEy sistErS
kette
Lolll
Hey sisters*
albert: *laugs at sunscreen eaters*
also albert: has sunscreen on is face himself
atleast he didnt eat it lol
Actually no one is eating it its just on their face
They eat too much sunscreen that they have a permanent pale face.
Albert probably smothers sunscreen all over his body when no one is watching...
Oh no
The most iconic thing albert ever said- brake in, brake into your heart bc I love you *spits*
“two people who eat sunscreen” yes we love that.
Lol i dont think he know those are xbox avatar s xd
"Two people who eat sunscreen" Yeah we love that
@Chenghao He i know it is
@Chenghao He i was talking about Albert
aliyah sek yum we all love our sunscreen it’s a healthy meal that keeps doctors away
Some tips:
KIDS TO CHOOSE FROM:
As "The Stealthy Kid", you get a Teddy Bear. With the Teddy Bear you can do the emotes "Scared" or "Cuddle Bear". Also, you can make your character invisible.
As "The Hungry Kid", you get the bag of chips. With the chips, every time you eat them, you get energy. I believe you get 16 times to regain your energy before the chips disappear from your inventory.
(PAID ITEM) As "The Fighter Kid", you get a wooden toy sword.
ADULTS TO CHOOSE FROM:
As "The Protector" you get the baseball bat. With the baseball bat you can hit the enemy(s) with it to take some of their energy/life. You need to protect the children as this role.
As "The Medic" you get a med kit. You can use the med kit to regain other peoples energy. You have 6 charges each restoring 50 energy. This doesn't work on yourself, sadly.
(PAID ITEM) As "The Officer" you get a gun. This does exactly what a normal gun does, obviously. You have 6 shots to use, and unlimited ammo. You shoot the enemy(s), not people on your team! (You know who I'm talking about xD.)
Your welcome!
(Please let me know if I have anything wrong, I previously did and I edited it slightly! Thanks.)
Amber Is A Noob So Cry The Fighter Kid You can Fight Enemies it does damage I have it and all the game passes except the officer
I got the fighter
yes
Me, As Fighter Kid: *YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*
Officer op
Game: *go to sleep and protect your friends*
Albert: “I have no friends”
Felipe: am I a joke to you?
Also felipe: i thought i was your friend sAd cHiLl FAcE
Yes he does...
7:58 "there's like eight of us and only three beds... That is illegal" Wow! Great to see Albert being considerate of others! ❤😆😃
0:32
“ITS ALL NOOBS”
That one junkbot viewer: *unholy screams*
*months later theres a litral army of junkbots in da hood and i was part of it*
My mind : the fri-
I dont get it
Noobs: *gives weird look*
Lol, I love how he was also dressed as a noob
Hi
*1 on Trending for Gaming*
We’ve done it boys.
Busters, and Busterettes...
*_We gottem._*
NO WAY
what the hell is this video
It is now 11th
YASSSSWSSSSSSSS
Flamingo: **chooses the child with food**
Also Flamingo: "they get weapons, i get a bag of chips.."
Yep
Also Albert: doesn’t even eat a single piece me: BRUH EAT IT!!
Oh wait he did eat it
*C h i p z*
Chipz chop
"Chuck E cheese, don't sue me you little disgusting rat"💀💀
I love how shocked Albert is about dying when he does the thing the game tells him not to do
E
Why are your logo is super telephone
Ok
Flamingo: makes fun of someone saying they eat sunscreen
Also Albert: has sunscreen face as well
Maybe sunscreen eaters only qualify if they are Xbox players
Yeah
“I’m just watching my two dad beat them to death”
-Albert 2020
Where can I buy your merch?
NewfieRenegade somewhere
You don't say
Gay?
*That's a depressing childhood*
5:52 “oh gosh sunscreen face is here” got me dying😂😂😂😂
''Everyone survived.''
Everone: ''YAY''
Albert: ''Well that's unfortunate''
soooooo unfortunate
IKR
“Everone”
"Break into your heart, because I love you"
AWWWWWW THANKS ALBERT, ya know I was single this valentine and-
*spits*
oh, thanks albert...
@@JODRecaps kinky
Albert: *Tries to break out the window*
*Two Minutes Later*
Albert: *Makes fun of noob for trying to break out the same window*
Flamingo: "My power is useless." Flamingo's health: "THANK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO DIE"
Albert: Breaking news, live in-
Ad: *design keyboard*
LMAO
XD
Carol :D
I have premium lucky I wanna see the ad
you get more time haha noob thats why you need youtube premium
1:42 The note said “Don’t worry. The pizza is not poisoned.”
@Joseph Hardison-Parks o O.O
Yeah it said don’t worry the pizza is not poisoned on 1:42
did it take you literly one year to know this?
@@urmomdotcom8868
if it were to be recycled, then that would be considered unsanitary or smth, which would destory the job because it would be a scandal or smth.
I never found that easter egg
Was I the only one that said “aww” when he said “because I love you”
Nah meh too😑
Nah I did too
Yes
Lol
Lovely Gina I said aww to but when he spit I says thank you
I’m wierd ;-;
"Break in. Break in ur heart bc I love you" *spits* I honestly got flabbergasted
Albert: Time to see what my power does. Nothing. Me: IT GIVES YOU HEALTH
Okay and
@@picklequeen1110 okay and?
@@picklequeen1110 shut up
@@ramikhelani7476 shut up Plssss
@@alessandromiranda2010 Bruh you dont have to be rude
“because i love you, mwa”
boyfriend breaks in room-
boyfriend: WHO IS HE
Kctiee c; oh no
*We Stan*
Oh rip-
albert: "they get weapons and i get a bag of chips"
me: that seems accurate to what i would take to an event
Thats school in a nutshell
@@JODRecaps why are you everywhere wtf
Nvm i read your twitlonger and now i undertstand, pretty cool that you comment the same thing for 10 hours
Hisssss
Lol
sex _haver32 your name though
wow quirky
He can make a joke out of anything and it’s actually funny😭🤚🏻
i actually really liked playing this game with my friend. we didn't die, and we killed fat jimbo. and it was one of the first story games for me to win (other than train).
Coolio
Fat Jimbo XD
Mine first rblx story who i win was "Airplane 1 and 2"
Scary Larry: Time to DIE
Albert: *Well.*
Nu
Valentines Day happy Valentine’s Day
@Get Free Robux - Check My Channel STOP SCAMMING
Not scam
@Get Free Robux - Check My Channel mhmm... 1000% legit... 😒
“Share the weapon. You only need one”
Albert: *”OH no no no no no”*
Me who cers you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
O-o
Meme: shut yo stupid-
@@robyndionne1182 ✋
@@robyndionne1182 was that “insult”/“burn” supposed to hurt anybody?
"Don't save anyone. They're not worth it."
"Never mind, save people because then they will save you."
"Actually, don't save anyone. It's a cruel world out there."
Game: I think there’s a bad guy still down there
Albert: i wanna go in
Billie ellish
Albert: "Bag of chips."
Albert: "I gUeSs I wIlL bE tHe fAt oNe-"
1 minute later:
Albert:"THEY GET WEAPONS I GET A BAG OF CHIPS."
What did you expect Albert-
I love you baby yoda
@@brae908 i love you too babe
@@Jaiisapsycho *STOP ONLINE DATING STOP ONLINE DATING STOP ONLINE DATING*
Steen Moon yes
15:02 at this moment i just realized that scary larry was a sunscreen eater
Lmfao
Yes
“break into ur heart because i love u” *proceeds to spit on the camera*
Albert: “Guess I’ll be fat”
Grocery Gang: *yelling intensifies*
Owowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lol
@@JODRecaps E
LOL
Can we just appreciate: he still films videos for us even if his stomach is hurting?
Edit: omg 110 likes?! I never had so many thank u! ❤️✨
true
yaeh so true
i fill bad
@@jexie9704 fill”😩🥵
@@jexie9704 yaeh”🥵🥵
Person: everyone survived
Albert: well that’s a shame :(
Fairytwinkle 9 tsk tsk
4:55 “i have no friends” same albert same
no one:
literally no one at all:
Albert: *constantly screams at scary Larry*
Scary Larry ears are bleeding
FaT LaRrY
“I’m not lactose intolerant, I’m lactose sensitive. It will give me diarrhea later.”
Me: that’s a side effect of eating lactose while lactose intolerant.
ok teacher
Ok Ms. McDonald
🤓
I saw this right as he said it😂
I like ur profile picture
I swear that Albert has kissed his mic more than his girlfriend XD edit: and the felipe head and the mannequin heads...
Hahahahahhaha XD SO TRUE
True lol
True
ikr
he better break up and date the mic
Flamingo: "He eat sunscreen cuz white face." The Roblox Starter face tone: "Man I am white why you bully me?"
Honestly when Albert said “I love you”, I seriously felt that. Thank you Albert for being so supportive of everyone
Memes about roblox:
1: Sun cream eater
2: Chill kid
3: Yo TENGO
4: Earth Worm Sally
5: Cleetus
6: Felipe
And 7:...headless Albert avatars.
Yo tengo is a dead meme
Emma Dube HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kcoll5 from roblox so?
I’m a sunscreen eater, I’m the 21st like
Am now
“They got the pizza that’s not fair!”
*meanwhile the pizza in his inventory*
@@Sakura-ez5jg ik I’m saying he had a pizza in his inventory
@@raritydarling. k
“Pizza time”
@@raritydarling. we don’t care a lot
Sate sate sate
There's just something special with Break in that no other story game has. And it still has that 5 years later
Albert: this guy is a sun screen eater
Alberts character: sunscreen all over his legs and hands and head
That’s what I was thinking to
Lol
That was what i was about to comment good thing I saw your comment
lol true
I was thinking the same thing a second ago-