Infomercialism: Bullet Express
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Mike reviews the follow up to the Magic Bullet infomercial, in the form of the Bullet Express!
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"Sit down Granny, you've already had 3 heart attacks."
Mike. Never change.
I hope some day you get the machine, so you can revisit this one.
I have an aunt who invites people over to show off the gadgets like this. The novelty wore off very quickly. Maybe I should have checked her kitchen for cameras, was I unwittingly in a series of infomercials?!
I love your Infomercialisms, GIVE ME MOAR!
I don't know why I haven't subscribed by now, but this video was the ticket. "I haven't eaten in 10 minutes, I'm feeling faint" SLAYED me.
I think this has been your funniest Infomercialism yet, keep it up Mike!
Wasn't the whole point of the Magic Bulet, to get rid of the giant food processors in your home?
The multiple ones is the point
“That’s because it is NOT a food processor.”
Absolutely love this channel brilliant content between Mike, Ashens and MVK (Barry Lewis) you guys know how to entertain and educate. Thank you Mike you have helped me through many 12 hour shifts👌
I think Mick and Mimi invite friends over, and then pull a time share presentation. BTW, they told us that with the original Magic Bullet we didn’t need all of that.
2:42 I’m crying!😂😂😂
“Looks absolutely vile.”
So I heard this theory that infomercials are selling products for the disabled, but can't say it openly due to market pressures.
"It's so easy, you can grate cheese just *with* *one* *hand* "!
It depends on the product. Quite a few were indeed products created for the disabled but companies would not back them unless you could demonstrate how it could be sold to 'normal' people. Even when there is a strong market for an item, people in general sales and marketing do not like having their names associated with such products so they push for the change of focus.
It is a lot less about 'market pressure' (in terms of consumers) and more about 'career image', pressures within the marketing industry itself.
We can prepare the food for our guests super fast! And then we're going to make them wait while it's in the oven!
Seriously, the product might make the preparation easier, but nachos, pizza, and meatloaf all need time to cook.
Yeah, that why it's 'ready to HEAT OR eat'. The Magic Bullet was more ambiguous on the fact that it dosen't COOK the food too.
Considering a fresh made pizza takes 15-20 minutes, a meatloaf can take an hour, and nachos can also take 15 minutes(or more if it’s a large nachos for a party). So if everyone invited wants to sit there while every item is cooked individually, you’re gonna be starving to death.
He's British, so he's just being passive-aggressive. Inside he's going:
"Yeah, Grandma, those aren't almonds you're smelling on the cake. I put a few cyanide capsules in yours!"
This is probably my favorite infomercial ever. I remember watching this late at night back in the day.
The first wife left him. They had yet another domestic over his love for curry powder. She got the magic bullet.
Oh hey its that thing thats been collecting dust in my pantry for a year.
And then martha used the Bullet Express to chop down the couple in under 10 seconds, she may have gotten her revenge but she can't deny she was impressed she could chop them down before the 999 call was even finished.
The fat guy ate them of course.
Your commentary never fails to make me laugh.
we never see those kids again
“Alright huck, Get Out Of My house!”
*Walks in to sister's house* Where's the food?! THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER!
...I have learned the best manners from this advert.
IT....GRATES... CHEESE mind=blown
gonen roitman that sounds grate!
lol
The product may be just a food processor, but this infomercial is awesome. It's like "The Room" of infomercials.
Jabba the Hutt really sells the closer. :D
That laughing sequence was genius
I find this hilarious, I think Mike should sometimes do videos where he just riffs on infomercials
"I'm just gonna pop in there a little bit of cream cheese."
*puts in 4 blocks of cream cheese*
I spent at least two minutes looking for this video! The nostalgia! The feeling of accomplishment!
I hope to god someone sends Mike one or he manages to get one. I'm curious about that shitty looking pizza. Week of Bullet Express!
I could definitely see it being great for grating the cheese and pepperoni but how you suppose to keep the toppings together if the tomatoes are just diced tomatoes and not tomato sauce?
"A LITTLE BIT of cream cheese."
I know right... if I had 5 tubs of cream cheese, I might have enough to equal that. I have never in my life had that much cream cheese on a cutting board. It's unreal!
I have been laughing for 3 straight minutes at the cream cheese part. My stomach hurts.
Thank you so much for doing an ep on this one. The recipes and way the food looked pretty much required to be slammed.
To make it worse, unimpressed lady looks like Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter
Jack Mcslay She really does
No what makes it worse is Ralph, that gluttonous pile of fuck!
The granny?
It's like this infomercial is its own youtube poop.
They made pink sludge and a massive salad to go with it :)
"Right you lot, get the fuck out of my house." This was the best line ever.
I love how you are showing solidarity to the chubby man :) haha
Cringe levels are OFF the chart. I am so glad you're doing these again haha.
What is it with these American infomercials that feature a British guy? The Brit always seems to have a slightly Americanised accent, where he swaps "t"s for "d"s like when he says "liddle" or "bulled express".
It really gets on my nerves. Nerd Cubed also does it. Why do that? What is the reason??
I'm pretty sure the Brummie accent does the same thing. Perhaps the host has spent significant time in America and his accent is shifting. It's a completely normal thing. Besides, American accents are bastardizations of every European accent ever known to man. Some people talk funny. Not sure why you think it's a big deal.
Dan Xepha THIS. I actually fucking hate this. All these young hipster gimps are doing it now "Todally" c***s.
Matthew VandenBerg half of britian uses broken queens english calling themselves proper, whats the other half?
Not half of the UK speaks the Queen's English, I'd say about 5% of the of the UK does, the rest just have regional accents
Tom Scott does it as well, where he seems to have become American over the years. I think part of it's overexposure to them, and the other half is an attempt to appeal to them.
I don't care what ANYONE says. This is the whitest commercial in HISTORY.
"....a LITTLE BIT of cream cheese..."
"magic bullet" sounds like a vibrator.
Marjory Stewart-Baxter according to the comments on the last infomercial....it was.
Let's just say my fiance had mixed emotions when I said I bought her a magic bullet.
Turkey meatloaf not disgusting enough as paste? Throw some ketchup on there and make it an absolute abomination.
Seriously, I never understood ketchup on meatloaf, the idea of it makes me ill.
I love ketchup on meatloaf, but I don't get why people put it on the loaf before baking it. Ketchup jerky is not appetizing to me :P
I always use ketchup on my meatloaf of course my meatloaf is made from ground beef and as ketchup tastes just as good on that as it does a hamburger. The brown sugar though... wtf
ladydiskette Spaghetti
Notice the kids JUST as the whole family comes in, but they're not shown for the rest of the commercial.... odd
"...Just take your angina medication and sit the fuck down..."😄😂🤣
Also that English guy is an Uncle Winston...
Most English name I could think of...
1:02 So...........how are you going to do that if you don’t have two people?? Like mean I guess you have to put it in the bowl. But wait....that doesn’t really help with the time they said for it..
Guess they got tired or Berman (or something else happened), Hazel and all the others and got new family and friends.
Damn, I was really hoping you could get your hands on one!😂 great video still
There is a My Drunk Kitchen episode in which Hannah Hart makes a pizza while nearly legless - and it's still a much better pizza than that one.
yep. the laugh montage did me in
3:28 "I'm ready"
For what, weight loss surgery?
Well, that social gathering wasn't awkward at all was it!
1:26 dear god, that woman's reaction. I need a gif of that.
In the unlikely event that you've seen the comment i posted on the magic bullet infomerciallism video: this is a rehash of that very same comment, much listless childhood nights watching these infomercials
Hahaha, I love this....it tries so hard to be a cheap sitcom. :D
As I recall they did another one that takes place while they are camping.....and I use the term 'camping' loosely. There is no outdoors.
The couple went camping, and for GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON everyone from the previous infomercial was in the same woods at the same time in the fucking same place! God I love infomercials...
He's British so he's passive-aggressive.. Inside he wishes you were fuckin' dead...
The meatloaf looked foul. Why is it so pale? :I
It looks a flaccid cheese cake.
foul? as in fowl as in hur hur hur
riffing on infomercials
Quick somebody send Mike a Bullet Express so he can actually review it.
The only difference between this and the last one is that this time noone is smoking. or at least i hope the Bullet express does not start to smoke if you use it for more than 10 seconds
I can't thumbs up your sarcasm enough.
Did they include the time it takes to prepare the crap to put through the machine....taters don't peel themselves 😂😂😂
someone quick donate a bullet express to mike... so he can grate cheese!
And the irony is that these products are very good, the infomercial makes more harm than good !
3:30 he looks sad because the thing on the table that they're "already done with" are veggies
OK, nice laugh montage. I kek'd
Different house and different wife than the last video? It all makes sense now, Mick was at a swinger's party in the Magic Bullet infomercial.
I love these videos so much
Brilliant episode, it was really funny. I don't see why people are so bothered he didn't have the product, he did say he couldn't get hold of it and to be fair, it was just as funny without it, i'm not saying never have them but if it means getting a video as opposed to not, i will take more of these please.
why wouldn't you get the machine for your video... I love the series but what were you thinking
3:19 WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!
Minced turkey topped with ketchup and SUGAR? That can't be something people really eat, can it?!
That is the most vile looking meatloaf I've ever seen. Also those kids literally vanished from existence.
Funniest Infomercial yet
Just watching Alisons review of Witchcraft 5 with Mike and kin hell the weight loss
Why did they feel the need to present this as a bizarre, terrible sitcom?
Brilliant!
Most of the foods they come up with look fucking horrifying, and probably taste like it too.
What a rude family
I agree, I wouldn't be caught dead with or around anybody like that! And I thought the conors (Roseanne's family) was rude?
A grouchy grandma, two yuppies who berate Martha, Martha who's relatively normal, and Ralph who's a bald out of shape douchebag who looks like his diet consists of fried dough and anything sugar coated!
All of Mike's callbacks were hilarious. "You bring shame to your fellow Englishmen."
Still waiting for a week on Magic Bullet
Do one week on the the Bullet Express
can you review movies as british person again pls? that entire archive on channel awesome is like corrupted or something
It's the pan-tastic new, 8-in-1, Super-Pan!
Its whisper quiet
why were the comments disabled on the other bullet video?
very nice
I'm on time to comment foah once BUT MIKE, WHERE'S ALL DA FOOD?!
Does it chop body parts? Asking for a friend.....
What the fuck dish involves turkey, ketchup and brown sugar? That sounds like an absolutely vile combination...
Nerdgin a lot of people eat meatloaf with ketchup.
Week on bullet express meals? I want to see how sad Mike is at that meatloaf... pudding.
The "husband" sounds like a drunk Aussie.
It is Magic Pan...it is whisper quiet
Ok I'll make a roast chicken dinner.
English bloke works for the company. He's been on shopping channels demonstrating them. 😐
Nope, that's the same wife from the first one.
new Infomercialism ^_^
please get this
i was waiting for granny to say something mildly racist
Could have been longer. Maybe an extravaganza!
Before you watch, and be disappointed: he didn't get one.
my mom bought this and asked her how much crack she was on!
so far only 9 threads complaining that he doesnt actually have the product. guessing they are new here because that was how he used to do infomercialism. it was more showcasing weird and funny infomercials while making fun of them than actually reviewing the products