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  • @Robofussin
    @Robofussin 5 років тому +2161

    New drinking game. Next time you're at a party, any time someone offers you a beer, say nothing for 20 seconds with a thousand yard stare.

    • @sodaunderthesink9014
      @sodaunderthesink9014 5 років тому +157

      Just reading this gave me anxiety.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 5 років тому +89

      This comment really speaks to me and my crippling social anxiety.

    • @JonathanSicoli
      @JonathanSicoli 5 років тому +7

      .

    • @emperorjames794
      @emperorjames794 5 років тому +4

      Oh yes.

    • @waffleduck1573
      @waffleduck1573 4 роки тому +64

      I wouldn't be able to because I would burst into laughter like 5 seconds in just knowing I'm basing the joke off of this stream

  • @KengaruZ
    @KengaruZ 5 років тому +1911

    I love how Etalyx says Jerma only hears the door handle sometimes. Implying he has opened Jermas door while he sleeps multiple times before

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 5 років тому +277

      Sand Bag Well yes, sometimes Etalyx checks up on Jerma to make sure he’s sleeping safe and sound.
      It’s really sweet of him.

    • @Kittyzord
      @Kittyzord 5 років тому +115

      Right? Jerma completely missed his joke.

    • @ChristopherWeaver1
      @ChristopherWeaver1 5 років тому +66

      I was crying laughing to that when he said that

  • @ozzydabothan
    @ozzydabothan 5 років тому +489

    Every "Say Nothing" is like that pause in conversation to fit in a laugh track on sitcoms

  • @TheDrunkardHu
    @TheDrunkardHu 5 років тому +479

    "There's only one way to get your sea legs, and it comes in a can" *Offers Brad a bottle*

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 5 років тому +941

    "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!"
    - Freewill, by Rush

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 5 років тому +71

      Local boomer streamer's comment section becomes congregation point for fellow boomers.

    • @_Levison
      @_Levison 5 років тому +26

      "Freedom of choice is what you've got, freedom from choice is what you want."
      -Freedom of Choice, by Devo

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 5 років тому +19

      @@SaladDongs Rush is a good band, tho.

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 5 років тому +7

      @@joshriley2936 It really is. I moved on from them in favor of zappa but I still admire them, especially Peart

    • @simondigruber2111
      @simondigruber2111 4 роки тому +4

      "If I could choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all."
      - Geralt of Rivia

  • @ikaikaikaika2419
    @ikaikaikaika2419 5 років тому +198

    For a long time the top stream for the Man of Medan twitch directory had "This is a Fuckface Run" as it's thumbnail and no one stopped him

  • @Kirbivski
    @Kirbivski 5 років тому +547

    I'm 12 minutes in and I'm starting to think this is some kind of fuckface run.

  • @KPater-mf4je
    @KPater-mf4je 5 років тому +922

    Ironically, their first playthrough is the one where they actually kill off all characters the quickest.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 років тому +51

      Well that one they actually killed off all the characters

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 4 роки тому +35

      Literally Jev's playthrough. Tries soooo hard to keep everyone alive, misses one QTE and everyone dies instantly.

    • @AnimeMiner57
      @AnimeMiner57 2 роки тому +5

      @@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 THE DISTRIBUTOR CAP

    • @ib7566
      @ib7566 2 місяці тому

      the inhibitor chip...

  • @noelle1940
    @noelle1940 5 років тому +1613

    It’s so strange, the characters’ faces are pretty decently modeled but they always look so dead eyed and expressionless

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 років тому +169

      At this point I'm thinking "why not just make this into an FMV??"
      I think Jerma asked the same question. Wouldn't a live-action FMV using a green screen, some plastic alien masks, a small fake ship set, and some campy CGI effects, be much more cost-efficient?
      I can understand doing mo-cap for, say, LA Noire or the action bits in Tomb Raider or Assassin's Creed. But in a /game movie/???? Are we making cheap million-dollar digital re-enactments of Night Trap now? Sounds like a step backward in game technology to me. Pretty soon we'll be seeing Ripper recreated in Garry's Mod, too, and Harvester re-made in Minecraft.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 років тому +7

      @K19 no it's just called looking fucking ugly

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 5 років тому +144

      @K19 Until Dawn was the same company, same style, and it looked infinitely better. My bet is budgeting, they weren't given shit for this game

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 5 років тому +33

      i mean, they're making so many in such a short time. i feel like even for a comparable "budget" per game, they might just not have enough to put the polish they did on Until Dawn. that's what i'm afraid of. that these games aren't going to get any better, but they're just always gonna be this kind of Until Dawn-lite.

    • @mividabrazy9104
      @mividabrazy9104 5 років тому +2

      toffeebomb untill dawn - ps4 exclusive ( i think )
      medan - all platforms
      so i think u are right they had more of a budget for u.d

  • @doggins
    @doggins 5 років тому +359

    3:30
    *menacing death stare*
    ...
    "You get them beers?" :-)

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 5 років тому +2

      I lost my shit at that!

    • @andrewh6188
      @andrewh6188 5 років тому +7

      Every scene where they hit nothing had ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ energy

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 5 років тому +12

      *when you wanting... them beers*

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 5 років тому +4

      @@REALwoombath *when he hasn't gotten them beers*

    • @SpiderSpiderSpiderSpiderSpider
      @SpiderSpiderSpiderSpiderSpider 5 років тому +1

      Yes, yes, yes! Oh my God!

  • @KumiesCummies
    @KumiesCummies 5 років тому +232

    “It’s like they’re seeing shit!”
    Jerma unintentionally figured out the plot twist..

  • @labida9890
    @labida9890 5 років тому +158

    I love how Conrad just walks perfectly fine after being capped in the leg

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 5 років тому +748

    “You want to kill everyone as fast as possible? That’s not a bad idea.”
    -Jeremy “Funniest Man Alive” Harrington

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 5 років тому +43

      Elbertson*

    • @tankrexo
      @tankrexo 5 років тому +50

      985**

    • @miseryfell6417
      @miseryfell6417 5 років тому +5

      Serious question, is his last name even Harrington or Elbertson?

    • @tankrexo
      @tankrexo 5 років тому +68

      @@miseryfell6417 it's 985 darnit

    • @sehguhnai8223
      @sehguhnai8223 5 років тому +27

      @@miseryfell6417 It's Vump

  • @uthertheking
    @uthertheking 5 років тому +93

    It's like everyone suddenly remembers they're angry at the person they're talking to and had promised themselves to give them the silent treatment.

  • @Azf12
    @Azf12 5 років тому +228

    Two cardboard cutouts go to a haunted house ride

  • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
    @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen 5 років тому +294

    Local Brad decides to abandon his willing insane brother in a ship full of dangerous hallucinogenic chemical weapons on journey to kill himself

  • @latbat58
    @latbat58 5 років тому +354

    Do nothing. Say nothing. Fail at everything. Reminds me of myself.

  • @bringles3042
    @bringles3042 5 років тому +148

    21:28 hl1 scientist scream

  • @DarkTree
    @DarkTree 5 років тому +64

    i fucking ADORE how characters are confronting eachother about serious topics and then you have the option to just sit and stare into the camera like you're in the office
    or on the part where a guy's telling a story and you have the option to continue it in seperate directions but you also have the option to just sensually glare at them instead of continuing

  • @skylarquestionmark
    @skylarquestionmark 5 років тому +200

    Social anxiety simulator

    • @EmoZix
      @EmoZix 5 років тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @munat6662
      @munat6662 5 років тому +41

      Everyone forgot to bring their medications for the trip

  • @hommemerde
    @hommemerde 5 років тому +56

    I don't know why, but this run makes Brad so FUCKING menacing

  • @Turbopotato3000
    @Turbopotato3000 5 років тому +198

    when you actively try to screw the story it gets so much more entertaining. did the same with the bandersnatch thingy on netflix. was hillarious.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 5 років тому +22

      I actually did the same thing, tried my hardest every time to get the worst ending possible. However, it actually led to me getting the "best" ending last, right before the credits rolled, and it was kind of perfect.

  • @Handhandme
    @Handhandme 4 роки тому +29

    8:00- 8:07 The moment Alex realises the fishermen aren't just wacky pranksters

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 2 роки тому +20

    The “Say Nothing” just kept getting funnier and funnier

  • @spacekrill
    @spacekrill 4 роки тому +23

    0:46
    "It comes in a can."
    *holds up bottle*

  • @lc7039
    @lc7039 5 років тому +71

    the loot goblin joke killed me

  • @soosetch
    @soosetch 5 років тому +170

    Oh yeah what if I just wait on this ship to starve and also go insane?? Okay cool cool bye brother

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 3 роки тому +16

    When you play it like this, it goes from being a slasher flick to being some kind of French art film

  • @CapoeraJoe
    @CapoeraJoe 5 років тому +103

    I love the emotions of these sex dolls just being suprised and disembodied scream.

  • @jiffylou98
    @jiffylou98 5 років тому +93

    Finally, a let's play that does things as I would.

  • @briand5170
    @briand5170 5 років тому +14

    The “everyone is fucking baked” run

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 5 років тому +137

    21:30
    “Don’t worry, it just grazed her head. She’ll come back with a bandage on her head.”
    Avdol:
    “YES! I AM!”

  • @firstlast446
    @firstlast446 5 років тому +59

    The worst choice in this video was to play this game.

  • @jareth312
    @jareth312 5 років тому +36

    Looks like the real danger was the friends we made along the way!

  • @Pengwertle
    @Pengwertle 5 років тому +31

    dissociating in social situations simulator 2019

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 років тому +32

    Well in our third series of this type of game we got something a little different introducing you to! *"Nothing matters, Nobody dies."*

  • @Megelos
    @Megelos 5 років тому +38

    17:27 Jerma straight up teleported, this game looool

  • @The_Mothman_cometh
    @The_Mothman_cometh 4 роки тому +87

    If anything, this “playthrough” highlights how little of a game there is in this

  • @spam3570
    @spam3570 5 років тому +324

    Is this the streamer that failed every single QTE in
    The Dark Pictures: Man of Medan?

    • @bugman747
      @bugman747 5 років тому +9

      Oyecomova is best jojo

    • @CertMediocre
      @CertMediocre 5 років тому +29

      And he did it with a Razer Death Adder™

    • @ignaeon
      @ignaeon 5 років тому

      @@CertMediocre Wasn't that meme killed in Jermemeia?

    • @the_bruh4321
      @the_bruh4321 3 роки тому

      No

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 5 років тому +32

    The characters: Oh man this ship sure is spooky I wonder what's going on here.
    The characters when Jeremy plays: : )

  • @Linkfanoftheyear
    @Linkfanoftheyear 5 років тому +40

    If I were making this game I'd have the characters realize that there was a demon periodically possessing each of them.
    And that they could tell if it had you because you never fucking speak if it's got you.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 4 роки тому +53

    With the characters spacing out and failing all the QTEs, this looks more like a group of college kids getting REALLY HIGH and having a bad trip.

  • @hexxerman7656
    @hexxerman7656 5 років тому +20

    After I saw Jerma pick the "Say Nothing" option I immediately got flash backs to Silent Lee runs.

    • @zacharyframe1916
      @zacharyframe1916 4 роки тому +3

      Silent Lee runs were great and now i have to watch them all again

  • @spacekrill
    @spacekrill 4 роки тому +4

    This is what happens when you let the Magic Conch play a choose your own adventure game.
    "What should I do?"
    *"NOTHING."*

  • @rorc
    @rorc 5 років тому +42

    Awkward silence strategy

  • @beefsound739
    @beefsound739 5 років тому +27

    It took me an embarrassingly long time to realise this was a two-player playthrough, and that "Etal" was a username and not another word for "fate" to describe the game picking a choice when Jerma didn't do anything

  • @ChaosTheoryDrozz
    @ChaosTheoryDrozz 5 років тому +11

    The top can be interpreted as: This is a fuckface, run

  • @ahumoroususername
    @ahumoroususername 4 роки тому +4

    I too walk into a room, making sure everyone is looking at me, and then completely shut down and say nothing for the rest of the night.

  • @benmitchell1747
    @benmitchell1747 5 років тому +11

    18:03 10/10 use of ed edd n eddy sound effects

  • @erin9377
    @erin9377 5 років тому +12

    Nothing Matters and Nobody Dies

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 3 роки тому +4

    “It comes in a can”
    *offers a bottle*

  • @ToTeMVG
    @ToTeMVG 5 років тому +5

    inaction is the best way to get through this game, since its all based on your actions to defend yourself against the illusions many times your friends are the illusions themselves and so you end up killing them

  • @peteraustin9057
    @peteraustin9057 5 років тому +15

    "i am inevitable" ~the single storyline of this game

  • @generalwolf007
    @generalwolf007 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine dying, being born again to he same parents all those years ago and seeing the words "This is a fuckface Run" at the top of your vision.

  • @elozzelo
    @elozzelo 5 років тому +14

    [No emotion for 2 hrs]

  • @alysonlima5709
    @alysonlima5709 5 років тому +16

    "Not making a choice is a choice" Jeremy

  • @motionunmotion5958
    @motionunmotion5958 5 років тому +20

    "The game's playing itself, Jon.....
    THE GAMES PLAYING ITSELF JON"

  • @tomthestone1470
    @tomthestone1470 5 років тому +3

    17:06 Guys...
    *the fucking flashlight*

  • @pu-FP
    @pu-FP 5 років тому +9

    jermas perfect description for this run.
    *Jim from the office U.S*

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 5 років тому +27

    13:55 THAT'S THE SAME LAUGH FROM LITTLEBIGPLANET

    • @Coldfire242
      @Coldfire242 3 роки тому

      I can count the number of times I’ve heard sounds from LittleBigPlanet in other media on my hands

  • @themr.h427
    @themr.h427 5 років тому +12

    Brad for jerma rumble

  • @rotothedragonlord7198
    @rotothedragonlord7198 5 років тому +30

    _"Oh Magic Conch Shell! What do we need to do to get out of the ghost ship?"_
    *_"nothing."_*
    7:43

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ 5 років тому +14

    Ah yes, the "Ghost Story" run I believe this is called.

  • @Renouf
    @Renouf 4 роки тому +7

    4:34 HAS to go into the 2019 compilation... I lose my shit every time Julia looks right into the camera

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 2 роки тому +2

    They forgot Conrad was shot in the leg real fast ,pretty much the scene after

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 3 роки тому +2

    0:14 When i was a kid i would rewind this scene dozens upon dozens of times on my dvd player so seeing it in a video really surprised me. Its from spiderman 3 btw, that's harry osborn being hit

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment Рік тому +2

    I love how brad doesnt talk a word the entire day and the becomes the most talkative dude ever when it comes to telling a story about a dead couple.
    True psycho behaviour

  • @spam3570
    @spam3570 5 років тому +73

    Is this the streamer that Said Nothing the entire stream?

  • @godlyvex5543
    @godlyvex5543 5 років тому +5

    It's man of medan, except everybody has random blackouts and forget how to talk

  • @carlthefarmer
    @carlthefarmer 4 роки тому +2

    It's amazing how they can be talking normally one second and then stare into the void the next

  • @damocles7406
    @damocles7406 4 роки тому +7

    I love how saying nothing so much just causes the NPCs to act like you said stuff anyway.

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ 3 роки тому +1

    The awkward silence and the death stares are so stupidly funny

  • @spycbanana8379
    @spycbanana8379 5 років тому +13

    love your content bro, been watching for years

  • @ParadoxGavel
    @ParadoxGavel 5 років тому +6

    Wow, loving this ADHD-induced audio processing issues simulator.

  • @silasfrench2719
    @silasfrench2719 5 років тому +3

    "Let's kill everyone."
    *Connor lives*
    I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed

  • @suspicioususer
    @suspicioususer 5 років тому +6

    Quiet Man 2 Say Nothing Boogaloo

  • @BotBoy-un3pz
    @BotBoy-un3pz 2 роки тому +1

    So the guy gets shot through the leg point blank and he’s just running and jumping around like an hour later? „Your choices affect the outcome of the story” indeed.

  • @masterelf12
    @masterelf12 5 років тому +4

    Okay, *NOW* it's a "Jerma and Etalyx tries to kill the whole cast for 3 hours" episode

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 4 роки тому +2

    I'm getting secondhand social anxiety from this.

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon 3 роки тому +1

    Every ten seconds I see "This is a fuckface Run." again and shit myself laughing.

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 років тому +5

    Nice Muppets of Manhattan stream.

  • @HairyHog77
    @HairyHog77 5 років тому +5

    "the bins"

  • @wyattknutson
    @wyattknutson 3 роки тому +1

    "The only way to win is not to say"

  • @JM-ir6xq
    @JM-ir6xq 5 років тому +8

    The carnival stream was good rng

  • @whatlad1125
    @whatlad1125 5 років тому +6

    Can someone add this as a sub-catagory for the man of medan speedrun page?

  • @Joe-dy7bb
    @Joe-dy7bb 5 років тому +4

    Fuckface run is how I deal with people irl. 'Say nothing'

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 2 роки тому +1

    0:45 That's... a bottle... This bloody game...

  • @corey6961
    @corey6961 5 років тому +5

    Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode 1 of JermaCraft! The series where I play Minecraft. This is going to be a single-player let's play. And when I say "let's play" scoffs I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails. You're gonna see lots of triumphs. At least I'm hoping. So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, a hot cup of cocoa; I got a cup of Apple cider right here, freshly brewed. Let me take a sip *sips*. Ah that's good cidah.

  • @moguuera1197
    @moguuera1197 3 роки тому +2

    man of medan but everyone is dissociating

  • @sodaesq.6366
    @sodaesq.6366 5 років тому +48

    am i crazy or did their wendigo game look better than this

    • @KumiesCummies
      @KumiesCummies 5 років тому +20

      Much, much better. I guess they divided the budget for this game between its anthology sequels instead of focusing all the budget onto one game like they did Until Dawn?

  • @flcl64
    @flcl64 5 років тому +1

    Funny he mentions Jim, I thought the girl looked exactly like Pam.

  • @iFRANKaTANK
    @iFRANKaTANK 5 років тому +3

    The CallMeKevin run

  • @samquik
    @samquik 5 років тому +4

    Aww they cut out the dumb "Jerma find the berries" chat bit with Fliss

  • @guycomments
    @guycomments 4 роки тому +2

    Games like this are just Night Trap for modern consoles.

  • @wonkasnout2670
    @wonkasnout2670 5 років тому +1

    The quiet man part 2

  • @xx8107
    @xx8107 Місяць тому

    Pulling up at the function and going nonverbal

  • @NightmareBlade10
    @NightmareBlade10 5 років тому

    This was so much more funny than it should've been

  • @Regulith
    @Regulith 5 років тому

    all these awkward silences are killing me

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 2 роки тому +1

    I thought I've seen all the endings -- ya know, the one where the CIA or whoever comes on a blackhawk and takes you to prison, or the other option is they shoot you on sight, getting away, someone stealing the boat for themselves, had no idea t his was a thing. This is just sad man...

  • @falxie_
    @falxie_ 3 роки тому

    This is how Jerma plays these sorts of games anyways so