ZA CUTIE! Stop time! Skip his attack! Rewind the day if that fails! Fucking reset the universe because they actually hit you! Send them to another universe! Do whatever the fucking villain in jojolion does!
hello mr fainted cutie, i just wanna say i’m in a low point in my life (obviously not the lowest, but still bad) and it’s hard to sit down and focus or calm down. it’s nice to watch these videos you upload because it creates a small little break from everything going on. it may not be all the help but it helps enough to get a little push and concentrate. keep up the great work, king.
love how fainted is always complaining abt having no gf knowing full well he has a lineup of us all hopped up from the serotonin hit of ‘what’s up cuties’
Its actually one of those double standards ingrained in society. The same speculation that men are strong and woman are weak and vulnerable is the reason why many people say don’t hit a woman, even if she hits you first.
Timberlee repeat after me “I worship only My Horse Prince for he is my Savior, my Light and my Guidance. Death will take me if I go behind his back. I am his, and his only.”
I was eating my mom's lasagna while watching this... and when the guy who doesnt wipe or clean his little derrière showed up i was so disgusted and grossed out that the pleasure i had while tasting that lasgna was totally ruined... I bit like when you find out girls also poop, except much worse.
@SugaKookieDough I guess it comes from the whole girls need to be feminin and glamorous thing? Pooping isnt really what id call "glamorous" unless I were to be a scatophile
@SugaKookieDough yea I literally get called "gay" just for dressing nicely or being kind to other people or not liking confrontation or things considered as "manly"
3:47 ok like i cold see what they tryna say right, that like your wife isnt supposed to be doing “male” chores but a freaking gas pump like wtf, if i had a wife and she drove to work i think she would need to stop and put gas once in a while like wtf
@Tara S. oh i mean yeah like girls shouldnt be expectd to have certain chores and stuff is just that the other stuff are like stereo typically male chores, but like how is a gas pump stereo typically male thats what i meant, yeah but like why is the world so cringey lol
Can you imagine being the guy who has to stay all-day waiting on Kit's doorstep to take a picture of him scratching his balls? Can you imagine being that much of a disappointment to your bloodline?
7:00 Sure you already know this but for those who don't those are all musicians who have passed. Their text are all there song lyrics. I saw this on pintrest a while ago and it was more to use of a wallpaper to remember all those who have passed. I think it's a nice momentum and not cringe at all but if you do. Go ahead and do you
i actually know journalist katie and she calls me nazally mcsqueaker and when i tried to do an irish accent she said i was being racist towards indian people lmfaoo
Imagine growing a child for 9 months, watching it grow into a person, feeding it, clothing it, loving it, only for it to grow up and pretend to be a psychopath on an app for attention from strangers that they will never met.
"Are the rumors true?" "Did he actualy kill those people?" "Hes a phsyco" *The gacha fandom full of killers, dead kids, horror games and also anime characters but still pretty famous*
10:08 whenever id hit boys they'd never hit me back. until i met my nephew who was 3 years older than me. whenever id hit him he'd hit me back. I fell in love with him because of this. I confessed to my mother that i wanted to marry him. she said i can't. I cried realising I'd lost the one I loved. a few years later I realised this was incest. and now he does crack.
hope you're all having a great weekend :)
Thanks
K
k
K
A
If wiping is gay, consider me James Charles.
Ok then, Hello James
Crying Chitoge bruh ur an amateur
you know we lick, put a corkscrew in it and push, you amateur
I smoke mine
we can keep him girls
What the hell is this I'm a girl I don't understand XDXDXDXDXD
The only thing better than fainted's voice is the fact that he calls us Cuties.
Facts
Chihiro Fujisaki CHIHIRO IS STILL ALIVE?!?!?!????
Well it’s true, y’all are cuties. Fainted is a cutie too.
Chihiro Fujisaki where did you go!
I’m you’re 400th like! What an honour!
2:41 the way he spells psycho makes me want to cry in agony
_I didn’t notice at first but know I want to be hit by truck-kun_
I went back and rewatched it, and holy shiet, you're right. LEARN TO SPELL IF YOU"RE GOING TO BE CRINGY
_Yes, I understand the Irony, I can't spell_
he's a fisco :pensive:
@@rinkopuyo9561 what happened here?
What did @Egg Requiem say
1:35 I looked up on the "Fortnkte" account and apparently its a parody account. He also changed it to "Fortnite", I guess he took your advice.
bro..
do you wanna play fort nkte.....
@@ultravitis138 unless😳😳😳😳😳...
@@seiyarules when the impostor plays fort nkte with you!😳
Lmaooooo
Fainted saying "what's up, cuties?" Is stronger than every Jojo villain combined
factsss
Jake's lamp screams in Russian
ZA CUTIE! Stop time! Skip his attack! Rewind the day if that fails! Fucking reset the universe because they actually hit you! Send them to another universe! Do whatever the fucking villain in jojolion does!
These JoJo fans are literally everywhere😂😂
Dio: "ZA WARUDO" Fainted: "what's up cutie" Dio: "eh"
Fainted: Calls us Cuties
Everyone liked that
Aaaa
Fainted: Forgets to call us Cuties
_Nobody likes that_
I found Fainted’s Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
Jleavs I didn’t
Lei-Chan I do
You fainted, are a cutie. Thou shall know
@@yanderefan5400 spam
@@rmenual5 yeah
I want to like this comment but it’s at 69 likes
@@theruffybear5617 now it's at 72
Shalt* just gotta correct some dude’s old english
“I’m a handsome 10 year old anime girl with a million subscribers”
-Fainted
Holy-voop
Zoop
Now we shall wait for soop yoop and xoop
@@Vivithestalking2029 what about coop, loop, and noop
wE sHoUlD All LEaRN FrOm SeN
I feel like Fainted is the only person who can make an onlyfans of him just calling us cuties in different voices...
*I've gotten more compliments from fainted than everyone else I know*
Have a great day
@@howdidienduphere5435 you too
Then your own mother
I found Fainted’s Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
Same:)
Next thing we hear from buzzfeed is:
Dear men,don't exist.
Buzzfeed: Dear men, *die*
F.I.B Dear men, erase yourselves from history.
De Strangest Stranger Buzzfeed: Dear men, Commit oxygen fail to reach lungs
F.I.B dear men, commit liven't
Dear person, I saw you just like this comment, I know you’re here
Lol Yanderedev was in here. He’s just cringe overall.
True
Yuuppp
He is a great specimen for cringe.
The fact he took 7+ to make a game
@HotTrash what is bloxburg???
9:35
Me and my friends found this through reddit. Let's just say everybody around during lunch was giving us that weird look.
The reviews are so funny though lmao
“This game cured my cancer and helped me and my family”
‘if you’re wife touches one of these, you failed as a husband’ lmao i’m gay, i’ll probably fail as a wife-
Are you an ARMY?💜😲
@@gfaruk272 What?
@@gfaruk272 ????
@@dikrox6151 fandom name
@@defectivetoaster fandom name
Bruh the person who said “you’re next line will be” aint even a jojo fan, that wasn’t joseph joestar
No it was Charlotte katakuri
thank you for pointing that out lmao that was actually bothering me
That’s some of the grungiest shit I’ve ever seen... dont be that weird dude that only talks in jojo references
Fake Jojo fans be like
Wait what? Joseph did say that though?
Last I came this early my girlfriend laughed at me
listless Io hi
Damn, that's the best comment in the world lmfao
I just made the likes 69... your welcome
Ps1 Hagrid no it’s not it’s natural for a guy to do it
@@ActualityOfThought wot?
Plot twist fainted’s real voice is the anime voice but his “normal voice” is just a voice he can do
10:00 I yearn for true gender equality
I pray it’s satire like I just can’t imagine not seeing the irony
Based
@@nicknuts3213 based on what
True doe
@@gunfunny8485 Based on these.
2:47 He looks like a Minecraft character
Fainted: The one channel where people only care and comment about the intro.
Klengan too, man
Abd Kurtis Connor...
Alia has entered the chat
@@is6155 ✨extra greeting✨
@@hijikatasmayonnaise wait klengan? The german Klengan?
“What’s up cuties”
*Suicide bar drops to 0*
I found Fainted’s anime voice Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
yeah nah. Rick roller
What bar?
@@s2ciety Ik it's not ik rickroll by the back of my hand and the link to a rick roll is ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@cookiezanimations7092 Morty how many times did yo-
i too, was created, not born. i materialised out of thin air.
deepfried miku
The darkness is my light😒
eeveethejedi no you didn't every is born are you dumb
@@adamalraqati5868 welcome to internet where jokes exist
oh no r/woooosh
He just sounds like such an intimidating person and then he’s just like
“What’s up cuties-“
He calls everyone else a cutie, but no one calls him a cutie.
So, Fainted, you too are a cutie
I agree
“Whats up cuties” I wish someone loved me this way
Shes out there bro...
ClownLovesRoses they told me that with the last one
Element ok I feel bad but I can’t stop laughing on the they told me that with the last one
anonymous98235 at least now I have finally made someone happy
Element :D have a nice day/night man
hello mr fainted cutie, i just wanna say i’m in a low point in my life (obviously not the lowest, but still bad) and it’s hard to sit down and focus or calm down. it’s nice to watch these videos you upload because it creates a small little break from everything going on. it may not be all the help but it helps enough to get a little push and concentrate. keep up the great work, king.
I hope you get better mentally and I hope your doing well homie
I hope you feel better soon.
You are strong dude!
Random Xenomorph With Wifi maybe not be a dick?
@Random Xenomorph With Wifi haha funny man with Reddit.
so people can’t have problems? ok. guess i’m faking it for likes, which are useless in a youtube comment section
*shows the clip of him eating the wormies*
Me: nO NOT THE BABIES
:(
D:
D:
D:
>:)
"the only messages I get is from dominos" never have I ever been so attacked yet so agree with
“I bet Draco Malfoy would use his wand to get a gf” ... no need for magic.
love how fainted is always complaining abt having no gf knowing full well he has a lineup of us all hopped up from the serotonin hit of ‘what’s up cuties’
2:46 That guy looks like he has a female face with a male head structure. Seriously look at his eyelashes and lips
Have you heard of trans people
@@et-y6059 Yes
He looks like a baby lmao
it’s called being human :/
He looks like the human version of the really beautiful squidward from spongebob
Actual question time: why do most people say you can’t slap a women back?
Because men on average are stronger than women so people think that means men are invulnerable to all attacks.
you could just parry
because we aint waking up chris breezy
Wait, did the crusader actually said bitch.... I can't remember
Its actually one of those double standards ingrained in society. The same speculation that men are strong and woman are weak and vulnerable is the reason why many people say don’t hit a woman, even if she hits you first.
i could not stop laughing at the one who said like reveals teeth it just reminded me of the stuff i had to go through on royale high like 4 years ago
Just thought I’d let y’all know... I’m starting a cult dedicated to My Horse Prince, applications are accepted
how do i apply?
Timberlee repeat after me “I worship only My Horse Prince for he is my Savior, my Light and my Guidance. Death will take me if I go behind his back. I am his, and his only.”
I worship only My Horse Prince for he is my Saviour, my Light and my Guidance. Death will only take me if I go behind I'd back. I am his, and his only
I worship only my horse prince for he us my savior, my light and guidance. Death will take me if I go behind his back. I am his, and his only
I worship only My Horse Prince for he is my Savior, my Light and my Guidance. Death will take me if I go behind his back. I am his, and his only
Fainted : calls us cuties
Depression : why do I hear boss music
I was eating my mom's lasagna while watching this... and when the guy who doesnt wipe or clean his little derrière showed up i was so disgusted and grossed out that the pleasure i had while tasting that lasgna was totally ruined... I bit like when you find out girls also poop, except much worse.
@SugaKookieDough of course not lol I said that as a joke
@SugaKookieDough I guess it comes from the whole girls need to be feminin and glamorous thing? Pooping isnt really what id call "glamorous" unless I were to be a scatophile
@SugaKookieDough yea I literally get called "gay" just for dressing nicely or being kind to other people or not liking confrontation or things considered as "manly"
SugaKookieDough Dont tell the church
@ShaddyShadShadow I KNEW IT!!
when he didn’t say cuties at the start my heart dropped, i thought he forgot
Yandere Fan idk what that link really is, and Im not clicking it❤️
@@s0phia71 is just a random yt vid
@@yanderefan5400 oh please stop commenting that, the link clearly says youtube nobody will believe u
“Don’t get me started on mowing the lawn bruh THAT is out of CONTROL” 😭😭
Fainted is secretly turning all of us gay by calling us cuties
Can’t turn me gay if I already am
Fainted, dont let anyone tel u different... Ur a cutie ❤️
I found Fainted’s Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
3:47 ok like i cold see what they tryna say right, that like your wife isnt supposed to be doing “male” chores but a freaking gas pump like wtf, if i had a wife and she drove to work i think she would need to stop and put gas once in a while like wtf
@Tara S. oh really damn, tell me lol
@Tara S. oh i mean yeah like girls shouldnt be expectd to have certain chores and stuff is just that the other stuff are like stereo typically male chores, but like how is a gas pump stereo typically male thats what i meant, yeah but like why is the world so cringey lol
Hilarious how a guy was proudly saying that he craps his pants. Amazing. Time to buy adult diapers.
Fainted " hey what's up cuties "
Me: " so we're dating now ?"
“Bet Draco Malfoy can do that easy.”
Yes, yes he can.We’ve all witnessed it.
Everyone loves Draco.
Nah
Nah
Nah
No
When being called a cutie by Fainted is the only compliment you can get 😩
I think you're pretty neat
Have a nice week
Stefan Detterbeck thanks. I really needed that today
@@lelamindumndum8622 you're welcome
@@lelamindumndum8622 hey cutie
I’ve think you’re pretty amazing!
Why doesn’t fainted say,”Goodbye cuties”
I feel betrayed
But he did-
@@mostannoyingscaramain "goodbye cuties" as in the outro??
Because he's never gonr
@@agifirmansyah1183 I feel I read the comment wrong...
he never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and h-
requesting “ what’s up cuties “ in a deep voice day 2
Girl lets be loyal for yoongi
@@awatiflargabo9454 😂😂
6:23 "Draco Malfoy can do that easy" LMAOOAOOA
Can we just appreciate that this is exactly 12 mins long
Not even 12 minutes and 10 seconds it’s just perfectly 12:00
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Me:I’d never be called cute in my life Fainted:Hey wassup QTS...makes me feel loved 🥺
You’re cute
You’re really cute
That's so sad
Day 8 of me asking fainted to say ”what's up cuties” in his anime girl voice
Minceraft
I like peanut butter sandwiches
Can you imagine being the guy who has to stay all-day waiting on Kit's doorstep to take a picture of him scratching his balls?
Can you imagine being that much of a disappointment to your bloodline?
The “My Horse Prince” app had me nearly in tears, I was DYING! 😂
I Literally started to cry when he call me a cutie because I really needed to hear that today.
7:17 jokes on you fainted I’m already fat as all hell
How can daddy fainted not have a girlfriend this is impossible
I found Fainted’s Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
Yandere Fan hmm, it says UA-cam in the link, so I’m assuming that you’re trying to rick roll someone👀👀
Tyler i’m going to click on it for science, if i get rickrolled remember me like i was
DADDY FAINTED
Yesssssss!
Tضعخخص
@Jeshuah Gerard Mercado ÙwÚ
Jeshuah Gerard Mercado oh no
@@jcdenton4902 oh yes :)
9:38 it’s a real game, I’m very tempted to download it.
I laughed
Buttfeed at 9:22 had me dying for a minute straight, holy shit that's golden
Day 29 of asking fainted to say "whats up cuties" in his anime girl voice
I found Fainted’s anime voice Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
The man the myth the legend himself.
Everytime he says "What's up cuties" I die of cuteness...
I found Fainted’s Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
“Handsome Anime 10 year old” who has yet to get a girlfriend lmaooo love that 😂
Me eating sour skittles and watching fainted: fainted never fails to make my Sundays and "what's up cuties" is the icing ontop
Okay But my horse prince is a masterpiece -
“Today we will be exploring the most cringy moments from all across the internet”
*Gabbie Hanna*
*tHesE aRe bOoLieS*
*TheSE arE hiGh sChOoL boOliEs*
Fainteds voice is honestly the best thing to ever bless my ears. Thank you cutie
7:00 Sure you already know this but for those who don't those are all musicians who have passed. Their text are all there song lyrics. I saw this on pintrest a while ago and it was more to use of a wallpaper to remember all those who have passed. I think it's a nice momentum and not cringe at all but if you do. Go ahead and do you
I can never get enough when fainted says "what's up cutie"
Nice profile picture 😂
Those people who say “The world treated me like a monster so I became one”, yeah, those. I hate em’.
But ur name is lil nightmare
i actually know journalist katie and she calls me nazally mcsqueaker and when i tried to do an irish accent she said i was being racist towards indian people lmfaoo
Fainted i said "Whats up cuties ;) " to my brothers and they proceeded to call me gay ;-; rip
i love how everyone is just saying nice things about getting called cuties
Imagine growing a child for 9 months, watching it grow into a person, feeding it, clothing it, loving it, only for it to grow up and pretend to be a psychopath on an app for attention from strangers that they will never met.
Women: We want gender equality!! Also women: You dare think to wear sneakers? Excerise? Or slap me back when i slap you for no reason??? Im FURIOUS
no one asked
@@aelphind4954 nobody asked for your input either
What about sneakers and exercise? Im geniunely curious as to who said that
Ho-rion i didn't give an input
@@lifeismeaningless7169 me as well
Day 10 of telling people to notice the way he says “have an amazing day and much lo
8:20 i give him 8/10 for using one piece memes lmao
That shit is *NOT BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE*
And I know it was scripted...probably
Everyone’s talking about Fainted calling us cuties, but is no one gonna talk about how he has a Spirited Away pfp? That anime is lit
8:17 call me cringe, but this one was actually kinda cute. Kinda dorky, kinda cute.
Also why didn’t the dude use Joseph Joestar for predicting lines?
Ahh, here's my daily dose of internet
Women: i don't want him to be fat
also women: i don't want him to work out
fainted: ”what’s up cuties?“
my stomach:🦋🦋🦋
I found Fainted’s anime voice Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
Fainted: *calls us cuties*
My Self Confidence: *rising*
"The only text I get is from dominos"
Me:gets a pizza hut ad
7:44 can we just talk about the fact that he's telling him not to talk to his girlfriend through league of legends?
XD..
ML is better-
Sorry
@@GreatTasteMurder gasp... are you 9......
damn of course YandereDev was in here, yeah that's pretty cringe lmao
I always quick fast as I can to get called a cutie and boost my self esteem
every time he says "What's up cuties" make my day lol Idk why tho
9:06 - This is actually the booties of Street Fighter female cast, nice!
"Are the rumors true?"
"Did he actualy kill those people?"
"Hes a phsyco"
*The gacha fandom full of killers, dead kids, horror games and also anime characters but still pretty famous*
10:08
whenever id hit boys they'd never hit me back.
until i met my nephew who was 3 years older than me.
whenever id hit him he'd hit me back.
I fell in love with him because of this.
I confessed to my mother that i wanted to marry him.
she said i can't.
I cried realising I'd lost the one I loved.
a few years later I realised this was incest.
and now he does crack.
Like a love story from Alabama (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
@@meawesome2210 i was three!
@@lisazakharova7888 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT RESPONSE AT ALL 😃
I read this as "my nephew who was 3 years old" and I made this even worse
Cutie
I started thinking if the gas station called QT ,_, just me? Okay...
I found Fainted’s Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
2:38 i could not help but laugh 😭😭 the way he turns around smiling omg 😂😭😭
2020 : Men, pls stop wearing shoes
2021 : Men, pls stop breathing
*I REMEMBER THE ANIME HORSE DATING GAME DHJXIJXNFBCB MY FRIEND KEPT SHOWING ME PICTURES OF THE CHARACTERS AND I SWEAR IFBJFHFJJD*
Remember me when you get the diamond play button
I found Fainted’s anime voice Only Fans: ua-cam.com/video/TK-Wl72b10Y/v-deo.html
Who else nuts when he says “what’s up cuties”?? 😫
6:53 I can’t see this with thinking of one of those memes where Spamton is telling you to renew your car insurance or something
7:53 lmao the fact that it was written in LoL chat XD
10:00 equal rights, equal fights.