Carl Visits the Thrift Store
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- NOTE: You can see Car'ls first video here: • ASMR | Buying A Refrig...
Carl's out shopping for his mom's birthday! Let's see if the cashier will give him any good deals!
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OMG ...Somebody .. PLEASE give this lady her OWN tv show ... She deserves it !!! 🤪😇🤩😂
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isn't she great, i dont think she understands how valuable and unique she is to this community, nobody comes close to her 👌
She is an incredible actress!👍👏
@@treeeester INDEED
@@treeeester thing is, these are not scripted. It's all improv. There is a bts video of her becoming Charity and she kind of transforms while getting ready. It's cool to see. I don't think these can be forced, as it would be in tv world.
“can i introduce myself 😂” “i have night blindness” this is wonderful bravo!
I’m officially nominating Mary for an Oscar
Ikr!! She’s so good
1 minute in - Oscar Nod for sure 🙌🏼🙌🏼 #nomasksfornightblindness
Mary is amazing with her improv.
She makes up so many characters & szenarios, just on the fly.
Someone give her info to Netflix fr
This character is absolute gold. He's so random, tangential, and inappropriate 😂 Your content never fails to relax and entertain us 😊
She's amazing in every way. Never stops being just fascinating!🤩
Is Karl working at McDowells? & that's ehy they had all the seminars?
Night blindness means I can't wear a mask 😆🤣😭
I have no idea how your brain does this, but I am so impressed and entertained.
"I am not holding up the line"
Checks video length: 1:08:08
Oof
🤣
Wait omg😂 “are they toys or are they ToYS”? 😂
Syot lmbooo
Esha Kalro That part made me laugh so much!
Love it!!!!!!!!
Is this justin bieber or john denver or ellen on a day off ... you’ll never know
‘John Denver’. Killing me! X
YESS JOHN DENVER
I cannot believe I’m in the middle of an anxiety attack relaxing laying down listening and she had me cracking up with the panies part 😭 she’s an angel
i hope u got through the anxiety attack & hopefully haven’t had any more since😞 but for when u still get them, know that everything’s okay, there is always tomorrow, focus on ur breathing & stay hydrated.💕💕💕
Lindsay Ceara aw thank you so much ❤️ it actually had gotten way better 😭 life is crazy but if we remain strong it’s worth the good moments I guess
Creepy Carl is back y’all 🤪 😂 😂 Carl looks like a cross between John Denver and Justin Bieber.
I knew Carl look familiar!
ahahhahahahaah
To clarify, did you mean John Denver... when he was alive? Because I would imagine that she doesn’t look very much like him right now. I’m just a woman so maybe I simply don’t understand. 😂
@@laurel953 im sorry but is this a serious question? 😅😅😂
Corkoth55 it was a reference to the original “Carl” video that this ASMRtist made. Lmao
The costume is so good I didn’t even think it was Mary in the thumbnail!
Can you imagine Carl getting money and Charity somehow finding him? I think he's too young for her, but he's also probably easy pickings for someone with her skills and talents.
OH MY GOD. Yes. Yes. 🤩
YES! This absolutely needs to happen! He would drive her so crazy that she would have to go all "Addam's Family Debbie" on him! 😂
So you want the time space continuum to rip? Because that's how you get the time space continuum to rip 🤣
msmonkey70 BWHAHAHA that would be amazing!!!
Ohhhh yes that's a great.
Oh Mary that's a winner idea! You could do two sides of the story one with Carl meeting charity then another one Charity hitting on Carl's dollar
It would be amazing
I was like “wait who’s Carl?!” And as soon as it started I said OH THAT CARL 😂😂 love this
Plot twist: Mother isn't real and Carl likes to cross dress
This sent me SPIRALING
Plot twist: Carl's real name is Norman Bates
Daisy D I was that thinking Bates Motel too!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOO STOP
“I know for you it looks like ‘syot’” is the funniest thing I have heard all week!! 🤣
the irony of carl hating recycling while shopping at a thrift store
Please do a speed dating with Carl rp😂😂
Oh yeah! I would love to see that!
Linzey Dyson I don’t think he could SPEED date if he tried 😂😂 this man converses at a glacial pace
Haley B. Wheeler exactly😂I need to see it
That would be gold
There would be nothing speedy about Carl dating 😂😂😂 he would show up with a disclosure contract. Prob Skype is momma for approval lol 😆
I actually ran into someone like this before. It was a not very good experience lol. A 5 minute interaction turns into a 30 min one
Omg How horrible
Just start barking at them and run away
“Do you work here?”
No I just stand behind the counter for fun 🤣
...with a name tag, I had so many people do this to me when I worked in retail 🤦🏻♀️
Once I had someone ask me that when I answered the phone at work.
I have a feeling Carl is the kind of guy who falls in love with the lady on OnlyFans 😂
Probably couldn’t afford it 😂😂
Yeah he’s a cheapskate lol
He'd say do you take coupons lol
THANK YOU!!! I've rewatched the Flowe's video about a hundred times and Carl is definitely my favorite character :)
Exactly!! Mary is a genius. I have watched her Flowes video countless times. Helps every time. She is pure magick. Thank you, Mary!!!🤗😇
I’ve seen people , just like this, at the thrift store.
Nothing is sexier than a man who doesn’t believe I am taken while trying to negotiate the price on every single item and also eying my coworkers. Take me Carl, I am yours. Bahaha. 😛
What a Nice Guy™️!
It’s hard to believe guys like that actually find companions lol
What it is: Comforting, quirky ASMR
How it looks like in real life: *Every cashier's worst possible nightmare*
the utter disappointment on Carl's face when he found out the Pumpkin candle wasn't going to kill his mom.
Can we start a petition to get this women a freaking Oscar, please??
I wonder if Carl is still selling refrigerators?
He works at buy best now
*buy best
He des if the sell 'em at BuyBest
I only attract weird old men, so 100% chance Carl would hit on me.
Poor you
muffinsangria1 Ugh, me too! You have my deepest sympathies!
I feel you
Lmao same.. Girl same.
@@rae7864 at least someone loves us lol 😆
I can tell you've worked retail 😂😂 this takes me back lol
“You’ll have to forgive me for not wearing a mask. I can’t bc I have night blindness” omg Mary! Thank you for bringing me laughter as I dread going to work tomorrow 😩😂
Is Carl’s last name Benson by chance?... because there seems to be a family resemblance to a certain creepy dentist I know 😉
Oh really
I knew he seemed familiar 😂😂😂
I need Carl’s nail salon recommendation.
omg!!!! Maryyy im from Puerto Rico, a little island in the caribbean, I love your videos, I have 3 girls and sometimes my days are so stressfulllll so thank you. Be safe!!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
Omg I’m dying laughing. “I have night blindness and because of that I can’t wear a mask” 🤣
I'm just wondering what Carl needs those shovels for "sometimes". Like, how often Carl? And by chance, are those holes you're diggin 6'? Asking for a friend.
PS. That's a lovely shade of red you're wearing on your nails.
PPS. I think Carl is a lovely person and I would consider befriending "him". He's eccentric that's all.
PPPS. Mary, you're a freaking genius and I thought you should hear that from me.
PPPPS. I need to stop, but the further into the video I get, the more I'm crying from laughter. You are a gift to the world.
I am so blessed to live at the same time as you, Mary! You are so hilarious and talented 🤣
Mary you looked like you were about to lose it at the "toys" part 😂😂
I’ve encountered Carl’s while working at Walmart. They’re rare gems
This had me rolling bro 😂😂😂 Girl, you are such a treasure! I normally hate role-plays, but this was genuinely entertaining. You could be an actress haha
I actually heard someone at the store use nightmares as a reason to not wear a mask.
I’m on a Carl binge and I just cannot express how much I love these videos lol. Mary you are such a talent
After 2 months of trying to stay awake through this video I've finally gotten to the end and Carl didn't even buy anything after holding up the line for an hour 😂
Omg when you entered the frame😂🤣 Gosh you are one hell of a talent!
Night blindness!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Night blindness is real but it would definitely not prevent the wearing of a mask lol
I'm having MadTV flashbacks of Lorraine hollering, "Carllll!" 😂
I work at a thrift store and I hate when people try to have conversations with me while they are in line, I immediately shut it down because they always cause me to get a huge line 😂 this character was really hitting my nerve because he was doing everything that I hate that customers do 😂
“To you it looks like syot” 😂
Oh my goodness, Mary! 😂 😂😂 PLEASE keep Carl as an ongoing character.
Who need Netflix when we have Mary😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mary inventing new asmr.... this is healing me from years of retail trauma 😂
4:03 “ I don’t appreciate that face ” 😂😂
i love the slightest bit of paranoia how you kept looking around it really made your character😂❤️
This was so cringy to watch, the scary thing is there's many people who are actually like this everywhere and not just in thrift shops. There's always that nitpicky person who finds a problem in everything just to haggle down a price. And in the video's case there really are people who "sweet" (more like torture) talk in a "friendly" way to simply manipulate people and they are oftentimes sociopathic or have some other neurological disorder. Mary captivated that autistic awkwardness and pure simp nature on males specifically. It's incredibly toxic but the fact that this was another parody on existing social types just makes it that much better. This channel never ceases to amaze me. A+.
The Wilton cake pans remind me of making cakes with my granny. She had so many of those and she made crisco icing. ❤️ Carl is freaking hilarious and probably on a list somewhere 😂
Carl!!!! Mary, you are unbelievably talented!
YES!!! i really needed more carl in my life. he really makes me angry? happy? tired? feel comfy? i’m not sure, but i enjoy him!
I died. Carl visits my library all the time. I have not seen him since March due to Covid but he exists.....he always asks for the book with the blue cover and the guy dies at the end.....
Omg, Mary this was hilarious....creepy, annoying Carl, banned from Foodline for putting one carrot in the wrong place. Boy we all need a good laugh and this was fun to watch.
Oh yay! Carl's back!
Edit: oh no Carl, please don't give toys to children that already don't trust you 😂
Omg! I’m trying to not to spit out my margarita or wake up my s.o. while I’m dying of laughter listening to him talk about whether they’re toys or...”toys”. 🤣😂
same
Mary I seriously dont understand how or why you aren't a famous comedian with your own show. You are freaking hilarious, talented & brilliant. I love all your videos💙💜
“well.. i know how to make spaghetti casserole” HAHA mary this video is incredible. seriously incredible
OMG, Mary, I was just trying to drink a Sprite and have some giggles, then you hit me with "does this do anything for you" and now my laptop is wearing Sprite spray! I managed to keep it together through the "toys," but for some reason "does this do anything for you" just punched me right in the giggle nuts.
Oh, that reminds me.... balls. :D
Favourite part of the day/night is when Mary uploads
I just watched this a second time, in its entirety. Absolute genius.
Carl has my heart, what a goober 😂
Oh I live in India.. so I am not familiar with this personality.. is this like a creepier version of a karen? Can you explain?
Anindita Saha yes exactly! 😂
@@kylie1522 Oh thank you😊😁
I’m trying to sleep but then she says night blindness in that voice and I’m dead lmao
Carl! Like an Alfred Hitchcock character meets SNL. LOVE
Exactly! I was thinking about that
Night blindness 😂😂 its like turning the volume down in the car to see better when lost.
I could tell it was the thrift store from the sign.
Night blindness😂😂😂😂😂😂love u Mary! Your the best!
Omg yes! “A series of events that lead up to not needing a mask.”
This is a hilarious roleplay! I have unfortunately met some Carls in my life. I appreciate them much more in video form, where I can turn them off when I'm done. Thanks again for helping me relax and laugh, Mary, you are more valuable to us than you know!
Hi Mary! I’m wondering how much of this is based on another real experience!! Thanks so much for the entertainment.❤️❤️
“Cockles of your heart” Mary, you are so naturally funny! This is so hilarious. Your faces during that part are priceless! 😂
She truly is! I think if she had a separate channel for impersonating all the weirdies in her life, it would be very successful.
Twiggy Stardust I agree!
A little bit of background:
I have trouble sleeping if it's too quiet.
I've been watching the original Carl video back to back (as soon as it ends I wake up) for the past few days.
Which means, of course I like this video before even starting it
There's a website that you put a UA-cam url in it and it loops the video for you!! You could Google it!
@@kkizzer13 oh wow I didn't know! Thank you, that actually sounds like exactly what I need :p
Love you and everything you do Mary!!
OMG
Mary, you’ve outdone themselves ! Once again you have me in stitches. I swear to God this has to be your best !!! 💕👍😊
Kaersten I know! I wish I could hit the like button 20 times!
@@margaretforsey7763 AMEN ! I don't why why Hollywood has not snatched her up !
AHAHAHA, Ms Mary! I used to bartend in college, and I even cocktailed in a strip club over the summers - I feel like I've met Carl several times! You've brought him to life, this is the funniest thing I've seen! :D
Did you almost break character at 31:04 ?? I love that 😂😂
I did! I just about lost it! 🤣
Carl's mom sounds a whole lot like our sparkly friend meets Harvest . Carl is amazing and your such a good actress.
These Carl videos crack me up lol 🤣
I know this is supposed to be ASMR but I was LAUGHING SO HARD from the start. the night blindness had me cackle
When the world gets back to normal you MUST join an improv group!!
There's always a Carl. It might just be me but I seem to attract a lot of people like Carl. I'm hoping it's just my grandmotherly nature. Brilliant Mary. ❤️
I’m only 10 sec in and Carl is already speaking volumes
This is outstanding! What a fascinating character! "What time do you get off today? Just curious" *Nervous creepy smile*
I love Carl so much! You're seriously a comic genius, Mary. Thank you for all your hard work in making this content for us!
I watch Mary often but this was my first Carl episode. This was GREAT! I was a server for 30 plus years and Carl is a combo of sooo many customers-and one guy I currently work with.
Mary does need her own show! I’d watch!!
This was hilarious. All the micro facial expressions to the changes in body language from Carl has me in hysterics. Really fun to watch and with all the jokes you should be on Comedy Central Mary. Bravo 🌹👏🏻😁 really a creative genius ❤️💙💜🧡💛🤍
For some reason I did feel like I was the worker their. This is perfect. This like the real life you know. Like she’s the customer and we’re the worker.
ahahaha!!! I am so excited for this, I didn't see it post last night. I watched the original Carl so many times, I made my mom & gf watch it too and they both loved it as well! You're hilarious! Thank you so much for these. SNL needs to be putting you on the payroll!!!!!!
Carl, listen, you're really holding up the damn line. I only have 20 minutes left of my lunch break!
love this so much 'Night blindness'...nearly choked on my tea....brilliant. Love from the UK.
Aaaand subbed. "I have a lamb pan and I am not afraid to use it" "I will bake you a cake and make you eat all of it" we're all gonna get rowdy at the comedy club tonight 🤣
"I had all that in my trunk and they took it the wrong way." 💀💀💀 This is masterpiece 👏
Oh Carl....
Once again you have a character who reminds me of my walmart days 😂
How am I supposed to relax when I am laughing like this
I would have someone walk me to my car for the rest of my life after i have carl as a customer