@@SouthernASMRSounds I don't even know how you come up with all that personality... Is it based on personal experience back when you worked in retail customer service? Just insane!😂
On top of that, the ending killed me... So HE DIDN'T GET HIS TAXES DONE as opposed to what the title suggests because he was trying to pay with coupons!... Just what? Cringing very badly.💀🤦♂️
I have been rewatching all of your shady roleplays and carl roleplays. Could you do a new shady roleplay where it seems super shady but we are actually buying cookies or cupcakes lol
@@SouthernASMRSounds when I posted this, I was only 20 minutes in and didn’t even get to the part of him offering to take us to Arby’s or Burger King. 💀 I’m dying. Carl is a classy guy. Tho the idea of him “trying” to be romantic and just being awful like using a raggedy cloth he found in a dumpster as a table cloth or like dead or dying dandelions in a Burger King cup as a flower centerpiece while trying to pass off fast food or gas station hot dogs as fine dining kills me. especially with him trying to mansplain everything to us. He’s truly a superior character and I can’t wait to see more from him. Love all your vids!!
Plot twist: Carl’s mother is Arlene from the Gossipy Lady videos and she is still talking to her brother every day about her foot fungus and that’s why Carl is the way that he is.
Thank you Mary. I was feeling super depressed due to an upcoming operation, but you saved my night with laughter! Truly you are the ASMR Queen we all need!
“My Mother lives with me at her house” 🤣🤣. OMG every time you say that I LOL. Where in the ever loving God do you come up with some of Carl’s lines? Love it Mary!!!
When Carl said he about near had to crawl on the side of the road because of night blindness I fell completely out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mary is a comedic genius I swear
I just saw the comments on your COOKING VIDEO. As you’ve experienced people can be super terrible ESPECIALLY behind a keyboard. Keep up the great amazing work you do!!! I would say majority of us definitely appreciate you!!!!! Xoxo
Carl is amazing - both for entertainment and ASMR. Love this Mary; thank you! I love having your videos on in the background when I'm studying especially Carl (is that weird...?); problem is I get so invested in the story!!! Thanks for the creativity and something different!
Love your characters! Carl is amusing and the ramblings help with sleep some how for me. Miss the librarian, love those dust jackets. First time long time viewer, thoughts on doing a qvc theme, that channel puts me to sleep when they run the the colors, qtys and sizes. Thanks for your time and videos from Topsail :)
I love how Carl always has a different BS reason for not wearing a mask. And that's a great touch with how Carl's mother is apparently obsessed with gluten and then later she says it's of the devil and refuses to let Carl bring gluten anywhere near the house. 🤣
I burst out laughing when he said "hello mam". You just KNEW it was going to be a lady! I haven't finished watching this yet but I can imagine Carl getting put under house arrest and trapped with Mother--with absolutely no escape--every single day! He could be talking to an FBI agent who arrived after the alarm on his leg monitor went off because he tried to escape! 😂
So, I just finished it and now all I can envision is Carl being beaten with a fly swatter. I'll never look at one of those things the same way ever again!
"I'm happy with my status as it is" Oh man, Carl must be talking to my cousin Nicole! You have met your match, boy, you'd better just put your W-2s on the table now. I once witnessed her interrupt a "Carl" in a club to say "you can stop talking to me now" and turn away. She values her time, she's just going to cut you off at the half hour mark, charge you for the appointment, and send you on your way to file with someone else.
I love the fact that Carl is supposed to represent creepy people in our lives but has a following of us fans who adore him. I too get lost in the character and forget it's you. Thank you for all the laughs.
My.Carl strikes again!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Vanilla folder !! I guess he would call a brown folder a chocolate folder!!! Lol. 🤣😂🤣 TFS Mary!! You made my night for sure!! 💕💕💕
Carl is missing some W2s ( in Canada they are T4s) let's see I remember he worked at Flowes, and Slappys tires, and the bug exterminators I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting. Amazing video Mary!! Carl is my favorite.❤ will he ever find love?
Carl is giving me the creeps. I think he might snap and kill his mother and 36 women who rejected him. Classic murder wibe "buhu nobody wants to f me :,( Ima kill em". And yes, i do listen to way to many true crime podcasts.
I cannot get enough of Carl. He is your masterpiece.
Thank you! I really love him. He's quickly becoming my favorite. 😍
@@SouthernASMRSounds I don't even know how you come up with all that personality... Is it based on personal experience back when you worked in retail customer service? Just insane!😂
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Mary when you get into the Carl character I completely forget that it's you, I get so invested because you channel Carl so well. 😅
Thank you!
I honestly forget that Mary is Carl too!
On top of that, the ending killed me... So HE DIDN'T GET HIS TAXES DONE as opposed to what the title suggests because he was trying to pay with coupons!... Just what? Cringing very badly.💀🤦♂️
“She lives with me at her house” 😂
*refreshes youtube*
Me: CAARRLLL!!
*dives in my bed*
I hope you enjoyed it!
@@SouthernASMRSounds I absolutely did!
I have been rewatching all of your shady roleplays and carl roleplays. Could you do a new shady roleplay where it seems super shady but we are actually buying cookies or cupcakes lol
I’d love to see Carl taking us out on a date. I feel like he’d take us somewhere high class and sophisticated....like a Denny’s or a Hooters
I'm thinking Wendy's is about as far as he'd be willing to go, and even then, only if he had coupons.
@@SouthernASMRSounds when I posted this, I was only 20 minutes in and didn’t even get to the part of him offering to take us to Arby’s or Burger King. 💀 I’m dying. Carl is a classy guy. Tho the idea of him “trying” to be romantic and just being awful like using a raggedy cloth he found in a dumpster as a table cloth or like dead or dying dandelions in a Burger King cup as a flower centerpiece while trying to pass off fast food or gas station hot dogs as fine dining kills me. especially with him trying to mansplain everything to us. He’s truly a superior character and I can’t wait to see more from him. Love all your vids!!
Maybe once he has dated you for two years and is ready to propose he would splurge for Applebee’s (with coupons)
I would LOVE to see a video featuring Carl’s mom one of these days 😂😂
I'd love to know what his mom thinks about the dollar store gifts.
@@SpeedyJanet omg I know 🤣
I keep meaning to do that! Her per turtle has been sitting in my room for weeks!
Me too! that'd be awesome
Carl always creeps me out and cracks me up in equal measure 😂😂
H&R Rectangle 🤣🤣
I wanted to do H&R Parallelogram, but I couldn't fit in on the paper.
@@SouthernASMRSounds or how about H&R Square?
Carl is my favorite. You are a genius. He’s both endearing and yet creepy at the same time.
Plot twist: Carl’s mother is Arlene from the Gossipy Lady videos and she is still talking to her brother every day about her foot fungus and that’s why Carl is the way that he is.
Thank you Mary. I was feeling super depressed due to an upcoming operation, but you saved my night with laughter! Truly you are the ASMR Queen we all need!
Good luck with the operation. It's scary now, but afterwards I bet you'll feel much better. I send you well wishes. ❤️
I hope the operation goes OK and isn't too bad for you! ❤️
Sending you love! I hope it goes well for you! 💗
“My Mother lives with me at her house” 🤣🤣. OMG every time you say that I LOL. Where in the ever loving God do you come up with some of Carl’s lines? Love it Mary!!!
Carl is absolutely my favorite character. You're the best, Mary ❤ You've given us years of entertainment, advice, laughs, and relaxation. Thank you!
“My mother lives with me....at her house.” 😂
When Carl said he about near had to crawl on the side of the road because of night blindness I fell completely out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mary is a comedic genius I swear
Brilliant Mary, always so happy to see Carl. He truly brightens up my day❤️
U have the best timing i was just scrolling through your channel to see if u posted a new video
Carl is definitely one of my favorites! Relaxing and still manages to crack me up, absolute perfection
Mary.... thank you for the light, peace and laughter you bring into the world.... especially mine! Love me some Carl....
Im not even watching this to fall asleep at this point I’m here for the plot 😌✌️
Same!!! Lol
This role-play is life! Thanks Mary you are the best ☺
I really needed this! I’m struggling to get to sleep! Thanks Mary!
same i've been having nightmares since fall , wishing you get some sleep soon
I would like to see how carl would react to being catfished
We love and appreciate you, Mary! Thank you for so generously giving us so much of your talent and time 💛
Someone: Make yourself comfortable!
Carl: No thank you... I'm never comfortable : )
And to think this all started when you tried to buy a fridge 😂😄
Just in time for bed!! Nothing like a Carl video to end a busy Monday 👏🏻👏🏻
Thrilled to see Carl! Would love to see his mom sometime.
I’ve been having one of the worst weeks in my life and I just got up and saw you posted and it made my day already
I just saw the comments on your COOKING VIDEO. As you’ve experienced people can be super terrible ESPECIALLY behind a keyboard. Keep up the great amazing work you do!!! I would say majority of us definitely appreciate you!!!!! Xoxo
"She lives with me..In her house"😂
Omg I had just clicked on an old Carl video and then I got a notification for this! I'm so excited to watch!
Crazy good! I keep commenting because I can’t get over how good you are!
Carl is amazing - both for entertainment and ASMR. Love this Mary; thank you! I love having your videos on in the background when I'm studying especially Carl (is that weird...?); problem is I get so invested in the story!!! Thanks for the creativity and something different!
You did not just post a Carl video right now. I’ve been up 30 hours can’t sleep. Thank you. Maryyyyy.
"I'm just plain ol' Carl."
I love Carl so much! Thanks, Mary💜
I really love your Carl context a lot it always makes me go to sleep thank you🤍🤍🤍
Carl: You don't have a ring on your finger either, we have that in common.
Me: That's because I'm 16... lmao
I had an engagement ring on my finger at 16. Not that I recommend that.
@@SouthernASMRSounds ahahahha I'll be sure to take your advice
Masterpiece. Love this character. Love the paper sounds
The “H&R Rectangle” had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂
Love your creativity & sense of humor!
Love your characters! Carl is amusing and the ramblings help with sleep some how for me. Miss the librarian, love those dust jackets. First time long time viewer, thoughts on doing a qvc theme, that channel puts me to sleep when they run the the colors, qtys and sizes. Thanks for your time and videos from Topsail :)
“Are you all allowed to use calculators?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Half way through and this is hands down the funniest Carl video yet 😭 Mary I don’t know how you come up with it all but thank you 😅
Brilliant as always!
How did I miss this for 2 weeks, late but love Carl as usual!
I love how Carl always has a different BS reason for not wearing a mask. And that's a great touch with how Carl's mother is apparently obsessed with gluten and then later she says it's of the devil and refuses to let Carl bring gluten anywhere near the house. 🤣
Another ABSOLUTELY AWESOME video
“I’m almost out of minutes”
Lol omg
This is brilliant!!! She’s such a great actress!💙🌹
Vanilla folder!😄 Love Carl, he and the gossipy lady are my favorites. Mary you are so talented.
Honestly I want to hang out with Carl's Mother and her friends, they sound like a lovely group lol
"Carl, shes a Lesbian..."
Honestly, I don't think it'd dissuade him one bit. 🤣
@@jseymour8826 🤣 he absolutely would say that
The chap snat 😂
@@jseymour8826 omg that’s literally exactly what he would say
Perfect timing! time to sleep! I cracked up about walgreens so bright . I was like so true no matter where you live lol.
I burst out laughing when he said "hello mam". You just KNEW it was going to be a lady! I haven't finished watching this yet but I can imagine Carl getting put under house arrest and trapped with Mother--with absolutely no escape--every single day! He could be talking to an FBI agent who arrived after the alarm on his leg monitor went off because he tried to escape! 😂
So, I just finished it and now all I can envision is Carl being beaten with a fly swatter. I'll never look at one of those things the same way ever again!
Oh my God...Carl is getting all sanctimonious...Has he been pursing a certain crunchy sanctimommy???
*round of applause* How do you do this with a straight face? deez nuts 😂
this is my third time trying to watch this to see what karl is up to, but everytime i fall asleep!
I am always amazed how I forget it’s you Mary as I listen to or watch the video.
Carl is one of my favorites! 🥰
Ok .. first.. h&r rectangle.. gold!
Second.. I need carl outtakes
Great video particularly love the characterization and the outfit LOL
"I'm happy with my status as it is"
Oh man, Carl must be talking to my cousin Nicole!
You have met your match, boy, you'd better just put your W-2s on the table now.
I once witnessed her interrupt a "Carl" in a club to say "you can stop talking to me now" and turn away. She values her time, she's just going to cut you off at the half hour mark, charge you for the appointment, and send you on your way to file with someone else.
She sounds like me lol
I'm always happy to say "No thank you," turn on my heel, and move on with my day. I no longer suffer these kinds of men.
@@SouthernASMRSounds haha you’re the best Mary. I love your videos! You should be an actress.
I got a TurboTax ad before this video LOL
I love the fact that Carl is supposed to represent creepy people in our lives but has a following of us fans who adore him. I too get lost in the character and forget it's you. Thank you for all the laughs.
I love that he just started eating a cupcake 😂
I think the funniest thing would be for Carl to stumble upon these videos himself. 😂
Tree nuts, peanuts and deez nuts 😭😂 I love you so much Mary you just made my day!!!
I love Carl. I can’t watch him before bed though, I giggle and can’t fall asleep. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven't stopped laughing this entire roleplay- this whole thing is perfect!
h and r rectangle ? !!!!! lolol love it
Harlot Tart? That's a new one. Have a great day/night Mary.
Most underrated comedian 🙌🏽😆 so creative
“ my mother lives with me at her house” lmao - love it !
My.Carl strikes again!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Vanilla folder !! I guess he would call a brown folder a chocolate folder!!!
Lol. 🤣😂🤣
TFS Mary!! You made my night for sure!! 💕💕💕
I've never been this early to a video lol anyway thank u for another Carl video Mary!! ♡
I cannot stop laughing 😂 I love Carl such an original character, I love it 🥰
H & R Rectangle, that's so funny!!! :D Thanks for the video!
Lol h&r rectangle🤣😎 shes so funny! Thanks doll!❤
Gonna watch this one tomorrow after class, carl is too funny to sleep to 😆
The way my face lit up when I saw this 🥰🥰
Carl is so cute flirting with the tax lady!!💜
Mary!! I am screaming laughing. This guy is priceless. I love Charity, but Carl is a close second. 😂😂😂
Carl is missing some W2s ( in Canada they are T4s) let's see I remember he worked at Flowes, and Slappys tires, and the bug exterminators I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting. Amazing video Mary!! Carl is my favorite.❤ will he ever find love?
Your role plays never fail to make me laugh 😂
I liked before I looked LOL😆😂👍⚘💓🌹Thanks Mary!
Sometimes a Carl is what you need to get through the day. 🤣
H&R RECTANGLE!!! Thank you Mary for more bedtime comedy gold
I love your signs 🤣
I am actually laughing out loud every few minutes 😂
H&R Rectangle charged me over $200 when I had a change of state and two W-2s, plus I had to pay more into federal so...yup. 🙃
My soul, where did you get that phone 😂😂😂😂!
Carl is giving me the creeps. I think he might snap and kill his mother and 36 women who rejected him. Classic murder wibe "buhu nobody wants to f me :,( Ima kill em". And yes, i do listen to way to many true crime podcasts.
That said. I love the video and you Mary (I just hate men ;))
Honestly I couldn’t imagine Carl In anything other than an El Camino.
Haha I love these I just laugh and relax it's the best thing
Vanilla folder... nooooo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Imma go ahead and relate on that night blindness though. I feel ya, Carl. 🚘
Great video
H&R rectangle 😂😂 that's great!
H&R RECTANGLE!! LOL!! I love you Mary!! Freakin' great!!