Carl Talks About Parenting

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
  • The "I can't believe I have to say this" disclaimer: The information provided in this video is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to constitute legitimate advice.
    Nail Color: Carl took off his nail polish for you today. :)
    Welcome to Carl's Corner! Before he dashes off to Pic 'n Pay with Mother for new bedroom shoes, he'll dispense some valuable advice on being a parent. I hope you enjoy it.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 188

  • @carrie9716
    @carrie9716 3 роки тому +301

    Carl is that one guy who invites himself into family reunions and nobody notices because everyone assumes someone else brought him.

    • @AbiGodinha
      @AbiGodinha 3 роки тому +11

      That could be a good video actually lol

    • @claricea8631
      @claricea8631 3 роки тому +9

      It's almost time for Lynette's family reunion 🤔😂

    • @HautePinkFluff
      @HautePinkFluff 3 роки тому +4

      😆😆😆

    • @abbierose92
      @abbierose92 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @kaveninator8535
      @kaveninator8535 3 роки тому +3

      And then he leaves with a big plate of food alone, and everyone looks at each other like “did you bring him?”

  • @benjaminoviatt
    @benjaminoviatt 3 роки тому +206

    I love the Carl series 😂😂😂

    • @jasmine9195
      @jasmine9195 3 роки тому +5

      oh my god

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  3 роки тому +28

      Thank you! 😊

    • @Olgadeni19
      @Olgadeni19 3 роки тому

      ME TOO!! 🤪🤩

    • @margaretforsey7763
      @margaretforsey7763 3 роки тому

      Me, too! It is my favourite of Mary’s role plays!

    • @MRFIXITZ
      @MRFIXITZ 3 роки тому +2

      I saw the thumbnail and literally pissed myself laughing. Carl's Corn 🤣🤣🤣

  • @color2066
    @color2066 3 роки тому +34

    “I stayed up all night making that sign” 😂😂😂😂 it’s beautiful, Carl!

  • @sarahburnett3162
    @sarahburnett3162 3 роки тому +116

    Carl is not a good parent, but he is good at is matching his hat to his outfit.

    • @daisyd5760
      @daisyd5760 3 роки тому +8

      He's also damn good at planning space on paper while making an inscription 😂

  • @whitexchina
    @whitexchina 3 роки тому +26

    It's unbelievable how she does her characters without script, cuts & editing.
    Pure talent!
    More than what we see in Hollyweird these days.

  • @zenseed75
    @zenseed75 3 роки тому +64

    I need a Harvest and Carl interaction. Lol.

    • @zoriahmoreno4070
      @zoriahmoreno4070 3 роки тому +3

      Omg yesss!!

    • @margaretforsey7763
      @margaretforsey7763 3 роки тому +2

      I know, right? It would be hilarious!

    • @zenseed75
      @zenseed75 3 роки тому +4

      @@margaretforsey7763 as soon as Carl started talking about how to raise someone else's children, I imagined a showdown. 😆

  • @annieschmidt2081
    @annieschmidt2081 3 роки тому +72

    I want to meet Carl's mother so badly now

  • @funderground81
    @funderground81 3 роки тому +55

    Carl Wars, Episode XII: Carl's Corner.
    The epic saga continues.

  • @kozykasmr
    @kozykasmr 3 роки тому +61

    😂😂😂yoooo why am I just now discovering your channel??? This is a goldmine✨👌

    • @vickyb9918
      @vickyb9918 3 роки тому +6

      She’s hysterical!

    • @tealahiggins
      @tealahiggins 3 роки тому +2

      She's the best! If you haven't, be sure to check out her Harvest videos!

  • @hotwasabi1085
    @hotwasabi1085 3 роки тому +28

    Omg wait Carl is talking to Mary off the camera? 😅😅 this is great!! “All you did was complain”

  • @abbyonwheels
    @abbyonwheels 3 роки тому +21

    Oh Carl, I've missed you 😂😂 I love how your videos subtly relate to/reference each other! I watch literally everything you put out so it feels like being in on the joke!

  • @genuinepolyester9445
    @genuinepolyester9445 3 роки тому +37

    It must be late because I read the sign as Carl's Corn Emergency Room.

    • @Kristin-qb5qi
      @Kristin-qb5qi 3 роки тому +2

      I read it that way too 🤣 I'm way too tired

  • @agentredfox
    @agentredfox 3 роки тому +20

    Lol Carl must be a fellow 80s child-I haven’t heard “dweeb” since about 1989, hehe. Thanks for that bit of nostalgia!😂

  • @DanaK916
    @DanaK916 3 роки тому +59

    Parenting advice from non parents is always the BEST
    🙄😄

    • @EvelynTheLeapord
      @EvelynTheLeapord 3 роки тому +2

      I don't have kids....and I cannot fathom how non parents think they have a right to give parenting advice. Mindboggling.

  • @jenniferpage6678
    @jenniferpage6678 3 роки тому +11

    Mary, you must know magic. Every time I begin getting Carl withdrawals and start wishing to see what he's up to lately, up pops another wonderful video from our favorite misfit. Thank you so much!

  • @betht8723
    @betht8723 3 роки тому +5

    Oh this is too funny! I’m currently 12 weeks pregnant and this just made my day!
    And my mom always told us when the ice cream was playing music that meant that the ice cream was all gone lol

  • @shannon101787
    @shannon101787 3 роки тому +10

    As someone who is currently 33 weeks pregnant, I really appreciate Carl's input and advice on childbirth. I'm sure it will be as easy as he claims. 🤣

    • @pixiepalasmr6881
      @pixiepalasmr6881 2 роки тому +1

      Congratulations! I hope you had a smooth sailing childbirth.

  • @zoriahmoreno4070
    @zoriahmoreno4070 3 роки тому +12

    “She doesn’t mean and harm at the most she’ll only steal a couple...”😂😂I cant-

  • @jubileegreer2392
    @jubileegreer2392 3 роки тому +8

    Carl is one of my favorite role play characters ever😂thank you so much Mary

  • @emm8012
    @emm8012 3 роки тому +15

    We NEED Carl watch parties from here on out (crying laughing)

    • @emm8012
      @emm8012 3 роки тому

      6:25
      You are too much!!

  • @zoriahmoreno4070
    @zoriahmoreno4070 3 роки тому +8

    When he said “I stayed up all night making that sign” I died!!

  • @bmb36lta
    @bmb36lta 3 роки тому +8

    I love the Carl series so much! I always forget the Carl is actually Mary. So underrated content & I absolutely love Mary & her content!

  • @DanielleDayzz
    @DanielleDayzz 3 роки тому +5

    The disclaimers throughout the video are hilarious

  • @midnightvogue8952
    @midnightvogue8952 3 роки тому +14

    I’ve been feeling sick all day & I finally got in bed & got the notification 💯 girl you’re cracking me up 🤣🤣

  • @StayHungry41
    @StayHungry41 3 роки тому +7

    Carl is the type of person to bring a different pair of glasses and hat to fool the free sample guy at Sam's Club

    • @nikamiw
      @nikamiw 3 роки тому +2

      Lmaoo underrated

  • @mooniemoons
    @mooniemoons 3 роки тому +2

    I just watched this report on the news where they interviewed elderly people on the street asking them "What is something you wish children today had?", and one old woman said "Given the circumstances, it would be better they were never born", I thought to myself "There's Carl's mother?" 😄😄😄

  • @hanuma007
    @hanuma007 3 роки тому +5

    Would love to See carls mother talkiing about carl 🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @msmonkey70
    @msmonkey70 3 роки тому +15

    I wonder if Carl is related to that gossipy 1940s lady who got her drains snaked that one time? I see a family resemblance .

  • @adrianaacosta8806
    @adrianaacosta8806 3 роки тому +2

    OMG all this time I thought Gus the turtle was real! Turns out to be a stuffed animal turtle!! 😂😄

  • @nezziecakes8743
    @nezziecakes8743 3 роки тому +2

    it breaks my heart when carl says he don’t fit anywhere ❤️ we love you carl!!!

  • @the.maggie.rivera
    @the.maggie.rivera 3 роки тому +3

    You are so good at this!!!!!! When I close my eyes, I can somewhat hear Owen Wilson's voice. I really enjoy your videos!!!!!! Thank you for being you!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @berryb.benson1703
    @berryb.benson1703 3 роки тому +10

    My grandpa is names Carl and light acts like this. 😂😂😂

  • @PaperAntlers222
    @PaperAntlers222 3 роки тому +3

    I always look forward to Carl because no matter what mood I’m in, it makes me laugh

  • @annajackson3627
    @annajackson3627 3 роки тому +7

    Carl is always hilarious

  • @k9tattoo948
    @k9tattoo948 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for this precious Carl video❤️

  • @Youko_cchi
    @Youko_cchi 3 роки тому +1

    The way your videos cheer my day up, awh, thank you so much 😔💕

  • @ashleywiedau2887
    @ashleywiedau2887 3 роки тому +2

    I just love your character Carl he's so fun to watch and listen to! 😊💖

  • @letty2712
    @letty2712 3 роки тому +1

    The way Carl holds the turtle 🐢🤣 Aww 🥰

  • @MM_asmrColorTests
    @MM_asmrColorTests 3 роки тому +4

    I just started watching this and am already laughing out loud about Mother being a kleptomaniac! 😂

  • @lisak6321
    @lisak6321 3 роки тому +1

    Listening again, I needed a Carl fix!

  • @flod6326
    @flod6326 3 роки тому +1

    Carl is one of the best characters you invented i ADORE the series and i just need more and more every time

  • @Miss_Wonderful1
    @Miss_Wonderful1 Рік тому

    I LOVE Carl. He's so wholesome and funny and, at times, sad. Congratulations on your huge talent, Mary!

  • @camphope9344
    @camphope9344 3 роки тому +6

    I was drinking a Powerade and almost choked. 🤣 Carl’s corn!? You’re a wild child. You need a Marlboro hangin from your mouth, Carl. 😂 I wasn’t expecting such a treat

    • @adrianaacosta8806
      @adrianaacosta8806 3 роки тому +3

      It actually says "Carl's Corner" but the way it says it is CORN-er lol

    • @camphope9344
      @camphope9344 3 роки тому

      🤣 even better

  • @zoriahmoreno4070
    @zoriahmoreno4070 3 роки тому +4

    “Mother I did not ask you to raise your hand PUT your hand down!”

  • @Asmr_ee
    @Asmr_ee 3 роки тому +1

    His sign is pure brilliance. I mean, Carl’s Corn(er)?
    C’mon. Give that man a spot in the art gallery.

  • @novaland444
    @novaland444 3 роки тому +1

    I never get tired of Carl

  • @emmawolfx7018
    @emmawolfx7018 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you Mary. I really needed an entertaining but relaxing video. I have a flare up with my health issues and I layed in bed for 2 and a half hours in pain.

  • @autumnfalls612
    @autumnfalls612 3 роки тому +4

    Carl ❤
    I needed a good laugh I have a funeral to attend in the morning. Thanks Mary :)

  • @ericm7759
    @ericm7759 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for your work and time on this. You developed Carl into a realistic, entertaining and drolling character.

  • @songwithoutword
    @songwithoutword 3 роки тому +1

    Carl is so entertaining I can't watch him before bed. It needs to be when I can watch and be entertained ha.

  • @trenttankson
    @trenttankson 3 роки тому +2

    This is hilarious! “It’s like inception, but a lower budget” 🤣

  • @monicamichelle2391
    @monicamichelle2391 3 роки тому +3

    OMG. HOW ADORABLE ARE YOU☺️☺️🥰!

  • @michaelminyard9794
    @michaelminyard9794 Рік тому

    I sure hope that everyone Circles back and re watches all of Carl's episodes like I do . Each time I watch/listen to these I hear a couple more lines I missed first time around. ( it seems like women aren't good at multitasking, I'm not saying they are but it seems like .....) just genius. There should be a movie with Carl as the lead!!!

  • @ebony_3743
    @ebony_3743 3 роки тому +1

    Lol bless anyone who takes any tips from Carol.😂😂 Thank you Mary🌷🌷

  • @ZoeAmory
    @ZoeAmory 3 роки тому +1

    I saw Carl and I literally went "*gasp!* Yes!" I was hoping for one of your roleplays to listen to while relaxing after a long day, impeccable timing, love your roleplays, and love Carl xD amazing work as always!

  • @SandraGarcia-bw5kg
    @SandraGarcia-bw5kg 3 роки тому +1

    Oh Carl, where were you and your awesome parenting advice when I had my first born 😂😂😂😂😂. Love your videos Mary!

  • @Anabelvega21
    @Anabelvega21 3 роки тому +1

    Carl has become my favorite of your characters! 🐢

  • @sarahthalmann4907
    @sarahthalmann4907 3 роки тому +1

    This is the ASMR video I didn’t know I needed but now can’t live without 😂👍❤️

  • @peachesvancouver
    @peachesvancouver 3 роки тому +1

    oh man … i am glad i checked to see if i had missed a new carl video … !!!

  • @DanielleDayzz
    @DanielleDayzz 3 роки тому +6

    Could we get a Carl’s date with Beatrice? I feel like see him finally getting a girl would be so funny

  • @beckylea4888
    @beckylea4888 3 роки тому +1

    was going to bed and i saw this 😂 i absolutely love carl series x

  • @HAVENWELLE
    @HAVENWELLE 3 роки тому +1

    Carl is so amusing!

  • @KarenRiffe
    @KarenRiffe 3 роки тому +1

    Hey Carl long time no see. Love that sign Carl. Tell Mother hello for me. Oh how I needed this tonight. Thanks.

  • @HeavyHitta_83
    @HeavyHitta_83 3 роки тому

    Such an intelligent woman, and I appreciate what you do

  • @inevitableerin7617
    @inevitableerin7617 3 роки тому +7

    Carl took off his nail polish for us, but I would love to know his color

  • @loVEu_Raisin
    @loVEu_Raisin 3 роки тому +1

    Omg Carl needs a sitcom I would totally watch it lol soo funny

  • @somethingaboutthewoods
    @somethingaboutthewoods 3 роки тому

    I don’t know what put in these videos, but the Carl ones are the best!!! Somehow relaxing and entertaining perfectly intertwined. Thanks for another vid xx ❤️

  • @aria3329
    @aria3329 3 роки тому +1

    I was kind of blue this evening but when I was notified that the latest "Carl" video had been uploaded...I began to laugh even before I clicked on the link. Thank you Mary. 😊

  • @roisinlong7984
    @roisinlong7984 3 роки тому +1

    Addicted!!!!!

  • @MM_asmrColorTests
    @MM_asmrColorTests 3 роки тому +2

    I swear, we need a video about Carl offering advice about how to co-exist with a turtle, especially since he and "Gus" seem to have such an antagonistic relationship!

  • @itsmeQue48
    @itsmeQue48 2 роки тому +1

    We need a Thanksgiving Carl episode…. You ma’am are so talented keep up the good work.. first time leaving a comment on your videos but I love me some Carl

  • @AllSab18
    @AllSab18 3 роки тому +2

    This feels like Southern Ephemeral Rift and I *love it*

  • @emmacook2689
    @emmacook2689 3 роки тому

    "You do not want to ask my mother for parenting advice, I am the result of that practice"......oh my life, I just died!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @merihalonen2146
    @merihalonen2146 3 роки тому

    Carl is the best!! Thank you so much! 🤩

  • @justjessasmr
    @justjessasmr 3 роки тому +1

    This is too good😂😭😂😭😂

  • @MohaAsmr
    @MohaAsmr 3 роки тому +1

    We need a harvest vs Carl off ASAP. I will not rest (literally) until it’s done!! XD

  • @ghibli801
    @ghibli801 3 роки тому +1

    You know it's gonna be a good day when you wake up to a new Carl video

  • @UcGypsyLB85
    @UcGypsyLB85 3 роки тому +1

    I love the saga of Carl😆

  • @jesusgymasmrlover
    @jesusgymasmrlover 3 роки тому +2

    It's like inception but on a much lower budget🤣🤣🤣

  • @cindydevine5685
    @cindydevine5685 3 роки тому +1

    Another hilarious video. Thanks Mary! (Carl) 😊

  • @TessaLCastro1216
    @TessaLCastro1216 3 роки тому +1

    Thoroughly enjoyable 👌

  • @witchestoast8347
    @witchestoast8347 3 роки тому

    «is that recording?» ahhhhh

  • @mz3588
    @mz3588 3 роки тому +1

    Wow. I literally just recommended Laurology react to the Carl series and now we have a new video 😍

  • @skangelwhispering
    @skangelwhispering 3 роки тому +2

    So excited!!!! Yay Carl 😂😂😂

  • @TrapBratz
    @TrapBratz 3 роки тому +1

    Lol this Carl series is too funny next one should be Carl goes to the doctor or dentist

  • @breezydrumergrl
    @breezydrumergrl 2 роки тому

    I love Carl’s sign.

  • @nezziecakes8743
    @nezziecakes8743 3 роки тому

    It’s like you have spidey senses, you ALWAYS post a Carl video when I need him the most. ❤️

  • @gigichristine5988
    @gigichristine5988 3 роки тому +1

    She won a turtle 🐢 at the fair...hahahahaha

  • @DanielleDayzz
    @DanielleDayzz 3 роки тому

    I love the mention of your Mother’s Day video in this it makes it so funny

  • @zonataylor2898
    @zonataylor2898 3 роки тому +1

    😂😆Hi Mary! I love Carl so much. Thank you for the laughs!😂😘

  • @lindaegert552
    @lindaegert552 3 роки тому +1

    Fabulous shirt....and the matching hat......

  • @emm8012
    @emm8012 3 роки тому +1

    AHHHH!!! SO excited!!!! Starting to watch now...

  • @RegNEl2010
    @RegNEl2010 3 роки тому

    I love Carl!!

  • @landonjohnson4477
    @landonjohnson4477 3 роки тому +1

    Amazing!

  • @alexispellegrino9003
    @alexispellegrino9003 3 роки тому

    I woke my poor husband up laughing so hard. This is great! 😂

  • @PixiePrinses
    @PixiePrinses 3 роки тому

    That pumpkin patch advice is actually genius 😄

  • @Zenetic.
    @Zenetic. 3 роки тому

    I can’t get enough of Carl

  • @abbierose92
    @abbierose92 3 роки тому

    My husband and I always watch Carl together 😂❤️

  • @samanthajohnston9269
    @samanthajohnston9269 3 роки тому

    Great job Carl! Lol. I love that hat btw!

  • @Xtina_9
    @Xtina_9 3 роки тому

    “I’m not disparaging the Hallmark channel- Don’t cry” 😂😂 I wasn’t expecting that lol