The Battle of Britain
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- dont u dare yell at me that this video is late YES I KNOW
it got blocked 4 times and I had to fix a bunch of copyright bs
but let the record show I uploaded the original before hungry ready to go before i got cucked by FOM demons
k luv u bye xx
Patreon:
patreon.com/RP...
dont u dare yell at me that this video is late YES I KNOW
it got blocked 4 times and I had to fix a bunch of copyright bs
but let the record show I uploaded the original before hungry ready to go before i got cucked by FOM demons
the videos late
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk ohhh ol
I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers works well with fries
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk rip
@@dan_skoda_ DONT U DARE
Lewis Hamilton's biggest career moment was when he wasn't called "Pewis Pamilton" by RPM throughout the entire vid. That's a mark of respect from the greatest investigative F1 journalist of all time.
I noticed this! Truly the GOAT if RPM doesn’t throw shade at you.
Investigaytive*
@@wlysam1600 Happy Schumacher noises
For now. You know he’s unPreDICKtable.
I find myself saying "Pewis Pamilton" and "Pax Perstappen" all the time.
Here faster than lance stroll to a freshly jammed window
Only good comment here 😂
He loves himself a proper jammy window
Damn, that's pretty fast
Then how fast is a freshly jammed sister?
@@trainerbrendan969 faster than Jam x the power of the Earth's rotation
you know its gonna be a banger when it gets blocked 4 times!
It was a banger before the edits
@@KeithFlint350where is the unedited version?
@@scroopynooperz9051Patreon
@@scroopynooperz9051 it’s on his patron. Well worth the money
@@scroopynooperz9051patreon
That Sergio Perez missing persons poster absolutely SENT me 🤣🤣🤣
Gametag: Cum_dumpster3000 😂😂😂
Length: 3.4 inches (uncut)💀💀💀
Cum_dumpster3000 is Ralf’s gamer tag tho? 😂😂😂
blood type: red 😂
@@BernoAU probably tbh
Things that have happened ever since RPM's last upload:
Red Bull's downfall
Lando Norris has the fastest car and still fucks it at the start
Russel getting fucked in the ass by Mercedes
Logan getting sacked
Ocon getting sacked
Mercedes replacing Hamilton with a Tom Holland wannabe...
And there's more...
I read this in his voice 😂
AND THERES MOARRR🔥🔥🔥
I think rpm wants us all to join patreon.
I HAVE NEVER CLICKED FASTER
Same
I second that
Same
Same
Damn right
lets pray this stays up
fuc yea winston churchill
Downloading!
That’s what Ralph said
Still up
@@CrrazyAl on his knees
Did the stroll family send assasins to his house?
I envision the Strulovitch family has him duct taped to a chair in the basement of the Aston Martin headquarters with Lance forcing him to lick a window screeching "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!?!"
At this point, Lewis is quietly shitting himself about moving to Ferrari, i can just hear the radio messages now 'copy, we are checking.' 'we move to plan K' 😂😂
No🤣🤣🤣Ferrari and merc aren’t that far apart and Ferrari will speed up near the end of the season like they did last year
I don’t even feel like he’s making the move for competition purposes. The deal with Ferrari was reported as having some kind of marketing/brand element, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if he gets to do a Schumacher with the Ferrari FXX and gets to design and develop his own special edition Ferrari
“Tophat Control to Pine Tree Leader, Window Licker 7 places behind you heading into turn 4. Beware for wall twatting, Over.”
Funny seeing another of my favourite creators here. Have a good night, sir.
Wow did not expect to see you here.
"Well, that was quick. He twatted the wall."
Hey Animarchy! Fancy seeing you here!
Top pHun 3 with Tom Cruise as Maverick and Lance as Inbred
Using the Spitfire flyby sound effects for the F1 cars was pure genius
Literally everything is improved by the sound of a Merlin’s V-12
@@piedpiper1172 including my wife
It was the Battle For Britian Churchhill speech on the Patreon
I kinda want him to add that all the time now
Just here to point out that King Mohawk has overtaken P1 in YT Subs - BOOOOYYYAAAA
bro i forgot how intense those few final laps of Silverstone were. that music perfectly encapsulated how terrifying it must've felt watching Max Verstappen get closer and closer in your rearview while you're desperately chasing your first racewin in years.
Max going full send, with the fear of Jos hitting him over the head with a baseball bat for the 742nd time...
Is there anything scarier?
I knew max wasn't gonna catch him bc of the amount of laps left but that pace was definitely crazy😂 love watching him and lewis
@@skimpy105 imagine the pressure on Lewis, knowing he couldn't make a single even SLIGHT mistake in those last laps though ooof. and i agree, they truly have such a hollywood movie-type of rivalry, iconic
@@serahbay8864 final laps nerves are real i remember bin russell in singapore last year
i was sweating bullets
i think daddy stroll got to him. like with an actual cease and desist
After this race i need an update from you my man!
RPM is no longer a UA-camr. He is an enigma, an idea, I don’t think we will truly ever understand.
He is on patreon. You need to pay to watch him.
The return of the most unhinged and based F1 content on UA-cam. Inject this directly into my eyeballs
Your Hungary video is gonna be pure dystopia. 😆
"McLaren pulled a Ferrari radio strategy despite getting a 1-2 finish, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"
@@lingonberryjam320 just shows the italians are the problem at ferrari
@@lingonberryjam320“THE NERVE“
@@athousandsuns3222DISGUSTANG
I cant wait for the Maxi-pad vs Pewis take.
I mean both end up in the trash somehow 😅
I was kinda expecting a new video about Logan by now. You should definitely post more often.
WAKE UP MR WEST
The irony of Max cosplaying as a kamikaze pilot this past weekend in Hungary
@@cornfedchris58 and yet somehow porris managed to end up without a win. The Miami curse continues
Mad respect to Ralf for being so brave, and really happy for him that he managed to slip into the crowds before the secret service got to him.
Too bad his american toyboy got a lethal dose of moneyshot from the secret service
Ha! Gayy
@@gameurai5701 community reference
the first two minutes of intense cinematic masterpiece were better than the entirety of Drive to Survive. Netflix please take notes and/or sign this man
The self-discussion at 3:19 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen lmao
Just that flat monotonic "thi-this nobody likes ya' (almost 500k subs) this-this is why you've got no firends, it's on the list why you've got no f-- (again....nearly 500k subs)
@@AlexanderAelius Ehhh, subs are not even remotely close to being friends. Parasocial things is cancer.
The gap between videos is just atrocious at this point
Expecting Lando to be RPM's newest victim after Stroll!
Stroll will continue to be his victim since hungary alonso stroll drama
@@speedasi4260can’t wait for the analysis of Max’s ascension into the ethereal F0 plane, otherwise known as Valencia
Oh and the McLaren civil war
why tho
Especially after Hungary
Absolutely, it will be savage :D
“Ralf Schumacher… tried to assassinate DONAL TRUMP” had me giggling like a child on a sugar rush. Another cinematic masterpiece from Lil Rocket himself
This intro is pure ART - ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUSLY TIGHT!!
thinks he forgot his password again
where is the red bull downfall video
Seeing a new RPM video in my notifications got me stiffer than Celine Dion.
😂😂
I started dancing like du lapeep
That's not funny.... Oh wait, everything here is funny :D
Let us all pray this video doesn’t get air striked
Problem is the woke daisies having issues with truth, I guess
Breaking news: Houti rebels claim responsibility for a drone strike aimed at the 'nerve centre' targeting RPM, as revenge for his Osama bin Russell satire videos.
However, due to an intelligence error, the strike hit a Reading hipster cafe selling Prodigy records
Someone give him the password please. We need another banger. It's been two races!!!
Ferrari won and still no video the neerrrrvvveeeeee
Lando wins Max's home GP, we liberating Europe now
FINALLY!! THE N E R V E OF UA-cam CENSORING THIS MASTERPIECE
It’s the only PhUn I get to have
@@cornfedchris58 BUT THEN!!!
@@spillmillDISGUSTING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
PouPube
Hello Mr Mohawk, I found you randomly and now I can't stop watching. Absolutely love the videos and how you conduct yourself. I haven't laughed this hard in years and I'm in a shite place mentally. Your exquisite F1 coverage is the medicine I need. F1/Ferrari fan since 2006 here, since Schumacher parked it in the middle of the Monaco track.
The hairs inside my nose got goosebumps from that intro. Spitfire sounds, Hand Zimmer music, Crofty narrating a pHUn battle. Absolute cinema.
Spaniard here. I have never laughed so much at someone calling us "Tapas eating Bastards". I literally have tears in my eyes. Amazing video RPM
Next video going to be difficult for my fellow Verstappen Shaggers...where's our video Stalin????
Everyone knows it's 1 race lost and Max has to walk back from the petrol station.
2 races, and the belt comes out.
3 races, and he has to find a new mum, as the last one is in witness protection.
If I was Redbull, my plan would be as follows:
1. Get Perez out of the second car and put Jos Verstappen in it
2. Put Max on softs
3. Let Max gain some positions
4. Let Jos crash McLaren
5. Max pits for mediums
6. Max wins lol
@@DanielDorn-tr7tw you are better at strategy than McLaren and Ferrari combined
Hans zimmer has peaked in his career by doing the background score of RPM's masterpiece.
The genius of Russell is that every plane is going to his destination.
Must save a lot of time at the airport
He just gets on the first plane he sees & then his training kicks in.
Lmao Nah bro. Russell just extends his arms and makes plane noises
I don’t follow F1, but I am addicted to this channel.
Psst. Torrents bro. "Delayed broadcast" 😏
Bro are the Strolls holding you captive right now??
2:00
RPM: Was that a bit much?
South African Mercedes Simp: * tears in my eyes * No, it was perfect.
"they never gonna make the same mistakes twi- they make the same mistakes twice" - RPM quote of the Triple Header
i bet he's waiting until he hits 500k subs before he drops the next video
Mohawk man mate your burner accounts can’t fool us
Love it! Cant wait for the video covering Lando being a troll to Mclaren and Piastry in Hungary 😂😂
is RPM waiting to hit 500k subs to drop the video?
This man lost the password to the channel, rip
They got him
That Max picture cracks me up every time 😂
Ditto.
Hitler, where is the new video ? No summer break video?
Hello, new sub here...
You are clearly the 'best F1 pundit' ever.
Im just pissed the algorithm didn't send me your channel sooner.
3:17 actually made me laugh out loud a a video for the first time in awhile. I never know what to expect, it keeps getting better.
"that's such a in-this is why nobody like ya" Says the guy with almost half a mill subs. At least the voices in the head try to stop him. Keyword is tried :D
I swear on me Nan's life, the best F1 content on UA-cam
It just occurred to me that despite the start of the video, Max Verstappen got more flight time last race than either Osama Bin Russel or Lewis Hamilton ever got.
Yeah that was one thing that annoyed me, there’s no footage of Maxipad flying a plane (pearl harbour didn’t have cockpit cams)
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk Excuse me, Crashstappen is Dutch. Goring recruited him to fly the me262. Max hates the German national anthem because their "running out of fuel" strat caused him to ram bombers
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk 💀
Hey man where are you,Redbull is falling off a cliff and you are not going to make a new video?
we're waiting
Not that it matters, really, or even that you’d care - but…
I am an old school media whore & marketing weasel (between bouts of actually doing real engineering at such like) and have admittedly become rather curmudgeonly in my elder days, seeing as the youngsters are full of piss and themselves, without a single redeeming quality - but kid - that intro was 🔥.
Well done, lad. You have a bright future of pissing people off. I love it.
"full of piss and themselves" ✨🤣
How are we to piss ourselves with laughter from RPM otherwise? 🫣😘
id sacrifice my first born for a new RPM video
INCOMING FREEDOM TOWER VIDEO
Charles Leclerc's ferrari seat is haunted by the ghost of Jules Bianchi
I hate having to wait so long for videos. Lol
i just love massi peaking at the lower corner
By far the best F1 content creator on UA-cam. Can't wait for the video about the Hungarian Grand Prix. Its going to be absolute cinema!
I honestly thought that was the video dropping, I was mega excited
„…which is an actual wheelie-bin with Aids“ is a brand new sentence if I ever heard one
GTA6 before RPM upload?
I'm gutted they are silencing you it's an outrage you rock socks Keep up the good fight we all need you back
This man is just pure talent, please never stop doing these,!
Its always the "BUT THEENNN" that gets me 😂😂😂
WAIT A MINUTE!! Did I just now notice that Hamilton has the Crowdstrike logo on his helmet?? The company responsible for the massive Microsoft down all over the world??? WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME 😂😂😂
Yes they sponsor Mercedes
They sponsor merc heavily
The More You Know™
You haven’t seen the meme of both Russell and Hamilton pointing to it in front of their cars? Little behind the curve
FTX, Crowdstrike... Merc is great at selecting sponsors.
He is gonna have a field day with the most recent race
One half a million people wait patiently for the second coming of RPM.
These videos keep me going through the constant pain and suffering that is my tumultuous existence on this earthly plane
bro that whole ralf schumacher segment got me dying 😭 top class from the rocketman once again
Poetry in motion RPM, it’s good to see you remembered the password again
Summer break update? Probably won’t be here till Christmas
I scrolled down saw a new rpm video and literally said “yessss” out loud
3:13 One brother is fruity and the other is a vegetable
OOF
OOF
Incredible
Oooof
Jesus fucking Christ
CURRENT EPISODE: THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN
NEXT EPISODE: THE ANGLO-BOER WAR
The fact that Pewis won this race after three years of drought isn't lost on me.
after that intro??? what a remarkably sharp observation
Where are you?
3:20 I'm here exactly for these moments! (besides, what is scarce -your jokes- goes up in value) 😜
When he starts talking to himself I cried 🤣🤣🤣
09:10 omfg the Leclerc bit murdered me 🤣🤣
"Tapas eating bastards" I feel called out
Actually mad how much your channel has grown in such little time. Almost 500k is insane. I click so fucking fast when I get the noti.
Congrats to 500k subs. So well deserved. F*cking legend!
all the talent of lando, and his first lap consistency to boot. CONSISTENTLY NOT THERE WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE!!!11!
Rocketpoweredpookie let us hear from you 😭😭❤❤
Clicked within 23 seconds, that’s almost as long as Ferrari can go before sabotaging Leclerc
💀
I had to pause it at the shot of Verstappen as Sid the sloth and Oscar Pastry, was laughing way too hard
YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE CHAD FOR USING THE DUNKIRK SCORE HERE. mad respect, love your content.😮💨
SPA video will be fire.
Imagine being Michael Schumacher recovering only to see
- F1 sound like a lawn mower
- Alonso is still in there
- His son is with the endurance baguettes
- His brother Likes men
The man is a genius.
The editing skills.
The actual insight.
And the obvious....its hilarious
Sir rocket powered mohawk🚀🚀🚀
Rpm is the hero F1 needs. The into was pure art.
The only content creator keeping f1 alive
bro is probably assassinated