dont u dare yell at me that this video is late YES I KNOW it got blocked 4 times and I had to fix a bunch of copyright bs but let the record show I uploaded the original before hungry ready to go before i got cucked by FOM demons
Lewis Hamilton's biggest career moment was when he wasn't called "Pewis Pamilton" by RPM throughout the entire vid. That's a mark of respect from the greatest investigative F1 journalist of all time.
Things that have happened ever since RPM's last upload: Red Bull's downfall Lando Norris has the fastest car and still fucks it at the start Russel getting fucked in the ass by Mercedes Logan getting sacked Ocon getting sacked Mercedes replacing Hamilton with a Tom Holland wannabe... And there's more...
bro i forgot how intense those few final laps of Silverstone were. that music perfectly encapsulated how terrifying it must've felt watching Max Verstappen get closer and closer in your rearview while you're desperately chasing your first racewin in years.
@@skimpy105 imagine the pressure on Lewis, knowing he couldn't make a single even SLIGHT mistake in those last laps though ooof. and i agree, they truly have such a hollywood movie-type of rivalry, iconic
Just that flat monotonic "thi-this nobody likes ya' (almost 500k subs) this-this is why you've got no firends, it's on the list why you've got no f-- (again....nearly 500k subs)
“Ralf Schumacher… tried to assassinate DONAL TRUMP” had me giggling like a child on a sugar rush. Another cinematic masterpiece from Lil Rocket himself
"that's such a in-this is why nobody like ya" Says the guy with almost half a mill subs. At least the voices in the head try to stop him. Keyword is tried :D
the first two minutes of intense cinematic masterpiece were better than the entirety of Drive to Survive. Netflix please take notes and/or sign this man
At this point, Lewis is quietly shitting himself about moving to Ferrari, i can just hear the radio messages now 'copy, we are checking.' 'we move to plan K' 😂😂
I don’t even feel like he’s making the move for competition purposes. The deal with Ferrari was reported as having some kind of marketing/brand element, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if he gets to do a Schumacher with the Ferrari FXX and gets to design and develop his own special edition Ferrari
It just occurred to me that despite the start of the video, Max Verstappen got more flight time last race than either Osama Bin Russel or Lewis Hamilton ever got.
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk Excuse me, Crashstappen is Dutch. Goring recruited him to fly the me262. Max hates the German national anthem because their "running out of fuel" strat caused him to ram bombers
I envision the Strulovitch family has him duct taped to a chair in the basement of the Aston Martin headquarters with Lance forcing him to lick a window screeching "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!?!"
Breaking news: Houti rebels claim responsibility for a drone strike aimed at the 'nerve centre' targeting RPM, as revenge for his Osama bin Russell satire videos. However, due to an intelligence error, the strike hit a Reading hipster cafe selling Prodigy records
Everyone knows it's 1 race lost and Max has to walk back from the petrol station. 2 races, and the belt comes out. 3 races, and he has to find a new mum, as the last one is in witness protection.
If I was Redbull, my plan would be as follows: 1. Get Perez out of the second car and put Jos Verstappen in it 2. Put Max on softs 3. Let Max gain some positions 4. Let Jos crash McLaren 5. Max pits for mediums 6. Max wins lol
The genius of Russell is that every plane is going to his destination. Must save a lot of time at the airport He just gets on the first plane he sees & then his training kicks in.
Not that it matters, really, or even that you’d care - but… I am an old school media whore & marketing weasel (between bouts of actually doing real engineering at such like) and have admittedly become rather curmudgeonly in my elder days, seeing as the youngsters are full of piss and themselves, without a single redeeming quality - but kid - that intro was 🔥. Well done, lad. You have a bright future of pissing people off. I love it.
Thank you RPM for all your efforts! It is always a joy to watch these masterpieces :D Cant wait for your video about Oscar Pastry as the first 2000 kid taking a GP win :)
Funny how some people cant stand these sort of videos and its tone. I just love it, exactly my type of humour and by the way spot on knowledge and understanding!
Too many slow motion re- actually no. Too many replays in general . I dont need to watch the onboard of one driver overtake another when i saw it 14 SECONDS ago, wtf are they doing? It's a problem in every sport. I saw it happen in tennis ffs!!!
@@AlexanderAelius That's also a good point. Replaying things already seen clearly almost immediately can be annoying. I just think the downtimes with just one car driving around should be replaced by focusing on the midfield if there's a battle going on. Why should we have to look at a car driving around without any threat when there's two more a bit behind racing for position? And then not showing any of it. Random crowd shots, random pitlane guest shots, random ambience shots when there are events happening and not seeing any of that is just trash.
@@UGRRetribution Oh man, ambience shots? I counted that silly "GoPro-on-a-pigeon-cam" at least 6 times. BUT at least we got rid of "pedal-cam" as quick as we could
I have no interest in Formula 1, would never consider watching a race. BUT THEN..... I LOVE RPM F1 videos, best 10 minutes of entertainment i will have this week. THANK YOU.
I almost lost control of my entire understanding of all that is important in my life when this video came out. Coming from South Africa I can truly appreciate the Jacob Zuma meme.
Bro I need you in my life. I’m gonna probably join that patreon cause I can’t live without your posts anymore. Who knew smoking weed at 3am last holiday I would find the greatest and most unhinged investigative journalist with the utmost eh-fish-in-sea
i know you're a funny ha-ha kinda guy but when you do "serious" stuff like the intro to this or the video about Max v Perez it just bangs so hard. talented fella!
dont u dare yell at me that this video is late YES I KNOW
it got blocked 4 times and I had to fix a bunch of copyright bs
but let the record show I uploaded the original before hungry ready to go before i got cucked by FOM demons
the videos late
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk ohhh ol
I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers works well with fries
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk rip
@@dan_skoda_ DONT U DARE
Lewis Hamilton's biggest career moment was when he wasn't called "Pewis Pamilton" by RPM throughout the entire vid. That's a mark of respect from the greatest investigative F1 journalist of all time.
I noticed this! Truly the GOAT if RPM doesn’t throw shade at you.
Investigaytive*
@@wlysam1600 Happy Schumacher noises
For now. You know he’s unPreDICKtable.
I find myself saying "Pewis Pamilton" and "Pax Perstappen" all the time.
Here faster than lance stroll to a freshly jammed window
Only good comment here 😂
He loves himself a proper jammy window
Damn, that's pretty fast
Then how fast is a freshly jammed sister?
@@trainerbrendan969 faster than Jam x the power of the Earth's rotation
That Sergio Perez missing persons poster absolutely SENT me 🤣🤣🤣
Gametag: Cum_dumpster3000 😂😂😂
Length: 3.4 inches (uncut)💀💀💀
Cum_dumpster3000 is Ralf’s gamer tag tho? 😂😂😂
blood type: red 😂
@@BernoAU probably tbh
Things that have happened ever since RPM's last upload:
Red Bull's downfall
Lando Norris has the fastest car and still fucks it at the start
Russel getting fucked in the ass by Mercedes
Logan getting sacked
Ocon getting sacked
Mercedes replacing Hamilton with a Tom Holland wannabe...
And there's more...
I read this in his voice 😂
AND THERES MOARRR🔥🔥🔥
I think rpm wants us all to join patreon.
Where is RPM??? Is UA-cam too hard for him now?
Adrian Newey to Aston Martin
you know its gonna be a banger when it gets blocked 4 times!
It was a banger before the edits
@@KeithFlint350where is the unedited version?
@@scroopynooperz9051Patreon
@@scroopynooperz9051 it’s on his patron. Well worth the money
@@scroopynooperz9051patreon
“Tophat Control to Pine Tree Leader, Window Licker 7 places behind you heading into turn 4. Beware for wall twatting, Over.”
Funny seeing another of my favourite creators here. Have a good night, sir.
Wow did not expect to see you here.
"Well, that was quick. He twatted the wall."
Hey Animarchy! Fancy seeing you here!
Top pHun 3 with Tom Cruise as Maverick and Lance as Inbred
bro i forgot how intense those few final laps of Silverstone were. that music perfectly encapsulated how terrifying it must've felt watching Max Verstappen get closer and closer in your rearview while you're desperately chasing your first racewin in years.
Max going full send, with the fear of Jos hitting him over the head with a baseball bat for the 742nd time...
Is there anything scarier?
I knew max wasn't gonna catch him bc of the amount of laps left but that pace was definitely crazy😂 love watching him and lewis
@@skimpy105 imagine the pressure on Lewis, knowing he couldn't make a single even SLIGHT mistake in those last laps though ooof. and i agree, they truly have such a hollywood movie-type of rivalry, iconic
@@SerahBay final laps nerves are real i remember bin russell in singapore last year
i was sweating bullets
The self-discussion at 3:19 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen lmao
Just that flat monotonic "thi-this nobody likes ya' (almost 500k subs) this-this is why you've got no firends, it's on the list why you've got no f-- (again....nearly 500k subs)
@@AlexanderAelius Ehhh, subs are not even remotely close to being friends. Parasocial things is cancer.
Spaniard here. I have never laughed so much at someone calling us "Tapas eating Bastards". I literally have tears in my eyes. Amazing video RPM
The return of the most unhinged and based F1 content on UA-cam. Inject this directly into my eyeballs
lets pray this stays up
fuc yea winston churchill
Downloading!
That’s what Ralph said
Still up
@@CrrazyAl on his knees
Using the Spitfire flyby sound effects for the F1 cars was pure genius
Literally everything is improved by the sound of a Merlin’s V-12
@@piedpiper1172 including my wife
It was the Battle For Britian Churchhill speech on the Patreon
I kinda want him to add that all the time now
Just here to point out that King Mohawk has overtaken P1 in YT Subs - BOOOOYYYAAAA
i think daddy stroll got to him. like with an actual cease and desist
The hairs inside my nose got goosebumps from that intro. Spitfire sounds, Hand Zimmer music, Crofty narrating a pHUn battle. Absolute cinema.
RPM is no longer a UA-camr. He is an enigma, an idea, I don’t think we will truly ever understand.
He is on patreon. You need to pay to watch him.
@@butterfliesinsidemjI don't think you understand what he said
“Ralf Schumacher… tried to assassinate DONAL TRUMP” had me giggling like a child on a sugar rush. Another cinematic masterpiece from Lil Rocket himself
I HAVE NEVER CLICKED FASTER
I second that
Same
Same
Damn right
Same 😂
3:17 actually made me laugh out loud a a video for the first time in awhile. I never know what to expect, it keeps getting better.
"that's such a in-this is why nobody like ya" Says the guy with almost half a mill subs. At least the voices in the head try to stop him. Keyword is tried :D
The gap between videos is just atrocious at this point
Some people have a life and shit.
The irony of Max cosplaying as a kamikaze pilot this past weekend in Hungary
@@cornfedchris1 and yet somehow porris managed to end up without a win. The Miami curse continues
the first two minutes of intense cinematic masterpiece were better than the entirety of Drive to Survive. Netflix please take notes and/or sign this man
At this point, Lewis is quietly shitting himself about moving to Ferrari, i can just hear the radio messages now 'copy, we are checking.' 'we move to plan K' 😂😂
No🤣🤣🤣Ferrari and merc aren’t that far apart and Ferrari will speed up near the end of the season like they did last year
I don’t even feel like he’s making the move for competition purposes. The deal with Ferrari was reported as having some kind of marketing/brand element, so I wouldn’t be too surprised if he gets to do a Schumacher with the Ferrari FXX and gets to design and develop his own special edition Ferrari
It just occurred to me that despite the start of the video, Max Verstappen got more flight time last race than either Osama Bin Russel or Lewis Hamilton ever got.
Yeah that was one thing that annoyed me, there’s no footage of Maxipad flying a plane (pearl harbour didn’t have cockpit cams)
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk Excuse me, Crashstappen is Dutch. Goring recruited him to fly the me262. Max hates the German national anthem because their "running out of fuel" strat caused him to ram bombers
@@Rocketpoweredmohawk 💀
I don’t follow F1, but I am addicted to this channel.
Psst. Torrents bro. "Delayed broadcast" 😏
This intro is pure ART - ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUSLY TIGHT!!
Mad respect to Ralf for being so brave, and really happy for him that he managed to slip into the crowds before the secret service got to him.
Too bad his american toyboy got a lethal dose of moneyshot from the secret service
Ha! Gayy
@@gameurai5701 community reference
Your Hungary video is gonna be pure dystopia. 😆
"McLaren pulled a Ferrari radio strategy despite getting a 1-2 finish, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"
@@lingonberryjam320 just shows the italians are the problem at ferrari
@@lingonberryjam320“THE NERVE“
@@athousandsuns3222DISGUSTANG
I cant wait for the Maxi-pad vs Pewis take.
I mean both end up in the trash somehow 😅
Did the stroll family send assasins to his house?
I envision the Strulovitch family has him duct taped to a chair in the basement of the Aston Martin headquarters with Lance forcing him to lick a window screeching "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!?!"
@@ajfiredog4763 The SSS (Sturlovitch Sex Shack)
Hello, new sub here...
You are clearly the 'best F1 pundit' ever.
Im just pissed the algorithm didn't send me your channel sooner.
Expecting Lando to be RPM's newest victim after Stroll!
Stroll will continue to be his victim since hungary alonso stroll drama
@@speedasican’t wait for the analysis of Max’s ascension into the ethereal F0 plane, otherwise known as Valencia
Oh and the McLaren civil war
why tho
Especially after Hungary
Absolutely, it will be savage :D
Seeing a new RPM video in my notifications got me stiffer than Celine Dion.
😂😂
I started dancing like du lapeep
That's not funny.... Oh wait, everything here is funny :D
Let us all pray this video doesn’t get air striked
Problem is the woke daisies having issues with truth, I guess
Breaking news: Houti rebels claim responsibility for a drone strike aimed at the 'nerve centre' targeting RPM, as revenge for his Osama bin Russell satire videos.
However, due to an intelligence error, the strike hit a Reading hipster cafe selling Prodigy records
The man is a genius.
The editing skills.
The actual insight.
And the obvious....its hilarious
After this race i need an update from you my man!
Hans zimmer has peaked in his career by doing the background score of RPM's masterpiece.
"they never gonna make the same mistakes twi- they make the same mistakes twice" - RPM quote of the Triple Header
Everyone knows it's 1 race lost and Max has to walk back from the petrol station.
2 races, and the belt comes out.
3 races, and he has to find a new mum, as the last one is in witness protection.
If I was Redbull, my plan would be as follows:
1. Get Perez out of the second car and put Jos Verstappen in it
2. Put Max on softs
3. Let Max gain some positions
4. Let Jos crash McLaren
5. Max pits for mediums
6. Max wins lol
@@DanielDorn-tr7tw you are better at strategy than McLaren and Ferrari combined
Lando wins Max's home GP, we liberating Europe now
My gosh, haven’t seen the results , so never were the stakes so high than at 1:44, I am literally sweating😂😂😂 awesome editing , man
By far the best F1 content creator on UA-cam. Can't wait for the video about the Hungarian Grand Prix. Its going to be absolute cinema!
I honestly thought that was the video dropping, I was mega excited
The genius of Russell is that every plane is going to his destination.
Must save a lot of time at the airport
He just gets on the first plane he sees & then his training kicks in.
Lmao Nah bro. Russell just extends his arms and makes plane noises
I swear on me Nan's life, the best F1 content on UA-cam
Love it! Cant wait for the video covering Lando being a troll to Mclaren and Piastry in Hungary 😂😂
Stroll family has held Rocket captive...
This man is just pure talent, please never stop doing these,!
FINALLY!! THE N E R V E OF UA-cam CENSORING THIS MASTERPIECE
It’s the only PhUn I get to have
@@cornfedchris1 BUT THEN!!!
@@spillmillDISGUSTING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
PouPube
These videos keep me going through the constant pain and suffering that is my tumultuous existence on this earthly plane
thinks he forgot his password again
I'm gutted they are silencing you it's an outrage you rock socks Keep up the good fight we all need you back
2:00
RPM: Was that a bit much?
South African Mercedes Simp: * tears in my eyes * No, it was perfect.
Not that it matters, really, or even that you’d care - but…
I am an old school media whore & marketing weasel (between bouts of actually doing real engineering at such like) and have admittedly become rather curmudgeonly in my elder days, seeing as the youngsters are full of piss and themselves, without a single redeeming quality - but kid - that intro was 🔥.
Well done, lad. You have a bright future of pissing people off. I love it.
"full of piss and themselves" ✨🤣
How are we to piss ourselves with laughter from RPM otherwise? 🫣😘
„…which is an actual wheelie-bin with Aids“ is a brand new sentence if I ever heard one
WAKE UP MR WEST
I was kinda expecting a new video about Logan by now. You should definitely post more often.
the dang strolls have him in their basement
bro that whole ralf schumacher segment got me dying 😭 top class from the rocketman once again
Poetry in motion RPM, it’s good to see you remembered the password again
i just love massi peaking at the lower corner
I scrolled down saw a new rpm video and literally said “yessss” out loud
The production and creativity on these videos are awesome dude. I have to respect the time put into the process. It’s right on time.
Charles Leclerc's ferrari seat is haunted by the ghost of Jules Bianchi
Thank you RPM for all your efforts!
It is always a joy to watch these masterpieces :D
Cant wait for your video about Oscar Pastry as the first 2000 kid taking a GP win :)
The intro was soo incredibly good its insane! This was pure therapy, its been a while since i pee'd myself laughing! Good stuff Bathtub McGee!
Actually mad how much your channel has grown in such little time. Almost 500k is insane. I click so fucking fast when I get the noti.
3:40 wow, self awareness 😂😂
The fact that Pewis won this race after three years of drought isn't lost on me.
after that intro??? what a remarkably sharp observation
YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE CHAD FOR USING THE DUNKIRK SCORE HERE. mad respect, love your content.😮💨
If you're cooking for this long, the next video is gonna be a huge banger
Blud might have had a stroke after the zandvoort race, somebody go check on him 💀
Congrats to 500k subs. So well deserved. F*cking legend!
That Max picture cracks me up every time 😂
Ditto.
Funny how some people cant stand these sort of videos and its tone. I just love it, exactly my type of humour and by the way spot on knowledge and understanding!
7:52 THANK YOU. Finally, someone says the TV direction is SHIT. Half of the overtakes not shown and not replayed
Too many slow motion re- actually no. Too many replays in general . I dont need to watch the onboard of one driver overtake another when i saw it 14 SECONDS ago, wtf are they doing? It's a problem in every sport. I saw it happen in tennis ffs!!!
@@AlexanderAelius That's also a good point. Replaying things already seen clearly almost immediately can be annoying.
I just think the downtimes with just one car driving around should be replaced by focusing on the midfield if there's a battle going on. Why should we have to look at a car driving around without any threat when there's two more a bit behind racing for position? And then not showing any of it.
Random crowd shots, random pitlane guest shots, random ambience shots when there are events happening and not seeing any of that is just trash.
@@UGRRetribution Oh man, ambience shots? I counted that silly "GoPro-on-a-pigeon-cam" at least 6 times. BUT at least we got rid of "pedal-cam" as quick as we could
Bro are the Strolls holding you captive right now??
It's official. Adrian. Newey is working for Aston Martin....
The ABSOLUTE nerve! Newey will make Lance Stroll a race winner. Poor little RPM will have instant PTSD. The fukin nerve!
@@chilidrummer8333 lol I don't think even Adrian Newey could make Lance a winner. But who knows Sigma Lonso might benefit!
@@AB-IS-ME for the sake of RPM‘s sanity, I hope you’re right 😂 Alonso won’t be the Sigma Bastard of the year forever
Clicked within 23 seconds, that’s almost as long as Ferrari can go before sabotaging Leclerc
💀
You are an absolute force of nature, sir
CURRENT EPISODE: THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN
NEXT EPISODE: THE ANGLO-BOER WAR
I needed this tonight thank you good sir, one day the rpm gp team will rise
Between this and Kym Illman, this is peak UA-cam for F1! Folk used to get copyright strikes just for the sound of a F1 engine in the background
Someone give him the password please. We need another banger. It's been two races!!!
You have me in stitches man, keep doing what you do
I'm so happy you uploaded... Was having a terrible day... Thanks RPM!
3:19 this is my favorite part I’m playing over and over again. This helped my anxiety, thank you RPM.
Bro you have single-handedly made me interested in F1. The drama is as juicy if not juicier than most of the races lol.
id sacrifice my first born for a new RPM video
I have no interest in Formula 1, would never consider watching a race. BUT THEN..... I LOVE RPM F1 videos, best 10 minutes of entertainment i will have this week. THANK YOU.
I had to pause it at the shot of Verstappen as Sid the sloth and Oscar Pastry, was laughing way too hard
I swear everything this man comes up with is brilliant
10:04 best insult I've ever heard about us
Its always the "BUT THEENNN" that gets me 😂😂😂
i bet he's waiting until he hits 500k subs before he drops the next video
CONGRATS ON 500K!! You slap!
I almost lost control of my entire understanding of all that is important in my life when this video came out. Coming from South Africa I can truly appreciate the Jacob Zuma meme.
Bro I need you in my life. I’m gonna probably join that patreon cause I can’t live without your posts anymore. Who knew smoking weed at 3am last holiday I would find the greatest and most unhinged investigative journalist with the utmost eh-fish-in-sea
So ready for this cinematic masterpiece
"Tapas eating bastards" I feel called out
I love watching the sport with the 19 best drivers in the world and Lance Stroll
Am I the only one who is going back through RPMs entire back catalog of videos for the third or fourth time and still laughing just as hard?
i know you're a funny ha-ha kinda guy but when you do "serious" stuff like the intro to this or the video about Max v Perez it just bangs so hard. talented fella!