"Commander, why do I have to salute a bear?" "Private, that bear is a higher rank than you, not to mention more useful! You WILL treat him with the respect that he deserves!"
Awwwwwwn. The bear is soooo cuteee. Love how he lived his life serving alongside his brothers. Love how the soldiers treated him as their own too. Beautiful.
Civilian 1: Why those soldiers are walking with a bear in front of them ? Civilian 2: He's the general, now shut up and hope he didn't heard you. Bear: (Points at the civilian 1) Soldiers: FIRE !!!
Y'know what I love about this channel? You do your research. You present only the facts. I love that because no matter how weird or unbelievable the information posted on this channel is, I can be sure that it is indeed true. And that makes it 20X more awesome.
True but he was a social person probably more social than a lot of people and he was enclosed he would spend entire nights with groups of people hanging around. Who knows in captivity he should have lived longer sad his social group was humans and not bears so that couldn’t be provided to him I feel bad if he felt neglected towards the end of his life. Long Live Woljtek
He found an spy Me: oh no no no no no no *laughs to no ends* My brother: Why are you laughing? Me: *can't stop laughing* My brother: SHUT UP!!! Me: *laughs more*
So I missed you, I miss you, it is a Syrian who is called the Syrian brown bear, and I, as a Syrian, am proud of him. Long live his Polish friends in arms.😘😘😘😘😘💝💝💝
Imagine being a enemy soldier that managed to make it across no man's land, and into the enemies trench. You expect to find by a company of soldiers, but nope...it's Wojtek the Polish Trench Bear.
my great grandad (who is polish) told me about him and showed me videos of him, its great to see that many people now know about him due to this video.
America: has nuclear weapons UK: big navy army Poland: what do you do with a drunken bear? what do you do with a drunken bear? what do you do with a drunken bear? early in the morning
Imagine being a spy and seeing a unit setting up artillery, then suddenly a bear walks by just casually carrying a crate. I imagine that got a few double takes.
It’s been reported that when the British ship called out Wojtek’s military ID number and the bear didn’t answer, his buddies said he only speaks polish.
Well Poland was gone for 100 years 102 years ago (gone from the maps) but Polish people survived so Poland is back (also when Poland was loosing their allies didnt help not a bit)
To think a war veteran and a war hero for dismantling a spy network, catching a spy, and stopping an attack gets put into a zoo after his time. He deserved to be in a national park at least
@@snakevenom4954 yeah I agree but he had a good life than others and that isn’t something to complain about he became a respected figure and role model for the war efforts and at least people visited him and given him treats
This would have been the news Breaking news bear has joined the army and discovered a spy as well as holding ammo boxes that would usually take two men
Great video! My great grandfather's brother took part in the siege of Monte Cassino while in Light Artillery Regiment. He's left my family a commemorative cross for his participation in the siege along with few photos of him shaking hands with Wojtek. What a reminder!
"Welcome to the 22nd Artillery Supply Company, Private. Report to Corporal Wojtek for briefing." And the poor, unsuspecting newbies would march to the hazing of the century.
@@horrorfan1978 More or less. It's more about control: when it's an ex-novo story they can fully own the copyrights, thus deciding whom to license it to and for how much $$$. If it's a real-life story then they can't control books, comics, or interviews. They cannot ban another film adaptation to be made, cannot stop people from monetizing their own experiences, etc. thus, these companies are not interested. This is also the reason they produce ex-novo animated stories once and again and again, even if they're trash, instead of trying to buy rights to already successful children's books: again, they want full control
Imagine being a lower rank than a literal bear.
I have that feeling right now
Lol
@Daniel Meng PFC is an E3 (NATO: OR-3) Corporal (along with specialist is E4 (NATO: OR-4)
LoL
When your face to face with an actual bear it doesn't matter if you are a private or a general... the bear out ranks you
"Commander, why do I have to salute a bear?"
"Private, that bear is a higher rank than you, not to mention more useful! You WILL treat him with the respect that he deserves!"
Sounds like something you would hear.
@Dat1 Guy He meant it like, anybody could hear that.
Officer: if you don’t want to salute him, you can fight him
"Drop and give me twenty jars of honey, Private."
Or he will EAT you!
Bears in Russia:I have an ak-47
Bears in Poland: I am a human
u know a slav loves someone when he uses his vodka bottle for someone
@@youthgamngpatnerz3300 here in croatia if you give someone you love a karlovačko and they accept it your a match
@@saddamhussein2 flight to Croatia booked 😂
@@youthgamngpatnerz3300 well atleast here in dalmacija
@@saddamhussein2 here in dalmacija ... continue
"Hey why are we out of water?"
"Oh it's just the bear"
"The what?"
"Our bear he is Official member"
soldier: "really? your joking right?"
@@roshasensi2220 Nope he is Corporal and helped us in Monte Casino battle
Germany: We have Tiger tanks
Soviet Union: We have endless man power
Poland: We have a cig eating drunken bear
the best one is the bear
Just imagine if this was futuristic tech the bear wore some sort of armor and had a 50 Cal pop out of dat armor.
yesnt
and he loves coffee too
Max Official Gaming Channel Imagine a bear walking with a laser cannon on his back, pew pew away
Every Body GANGSTA until the B E A R shows up.
Congrats your about to hit 69 likes
he do be kinda fresh doe 😳😳😳
RN 8848 yes
Every Body GANGSTA until the funniest comment in UA-cam history shows up.
@@wanderer8903 boo
Imagine getting enlisted to the army and you get stationed with a bear
it be an absolute honor
And then also imagine that once either you are afraid of bears or that you are a bear fan
Imagine saying Imagine
And then he's like "oh hello the- NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE-"
Private: So whos the corporal around here?
Lieutenant: Oh, Corporal Wojtek. Hes out back.
Private: Oh hes Polish?
Lieutenant: You could say that.
When your rank is lower than a bear who stands on his hind legs, drinks beer and eats cigarettes:
It's a Polish company. I'm pretty sure the human corporals do the same thing all the time.
Honestly that would be an honor
Lol
Sounds like a typical army experience?
That’s bad
This is like the most badass thing ever. How have I never heard of this
People don’t really learn about the east of Europe In history even in British history class unfortunately.
@@teipic2010 POLAND IS CENTRAL EUROPE
@@quandaledinglenut4 nope
Bears: *exist*
Polish soldiers: "it's free real estate".
Middle eastern spies: *girlish screaming*
Germans: *nervous chattering*
Russia:*confused in blyat*
@Eros Matthew Montallana "Where's our bear!? No fair!"
europeans
i mean we brought slaves but this is inhumane
Russians: *OUR* bear
Russians: „CYKA BLYAT !!!”
This is probably my favorite war story ever. Wojtek was a human in a bear's body. May he rest in peace.
Arab: **enters showers**
*"ENEMY JUGGERNAUT INBOUND"*
?
Reference?
You put the “*” in the wrong place
@@wepti8753 yeah i see that now
Awwwwwwn. The bear is soooo cuteee. Love how he lived his life serving alongside his brothers. Love how the soldiers treated him as their own too. Beautiful.
*Arab spy* : No one will ever notice that I’m hiding in hear
*Coporal Wojtek* : Allow me to introduce myself
😂 underrated comment
Very underrated comment this deserves more attention
Title: Bear who fought along side soldiers in World War ll
*Everyone liked that*
Shame on the 340 people who disliked
Yes
Civilian 1: Why those soldiers are walking with a bear in front of them ?
Civilian 2: He's the general, now shut up and hope he didn't heard you.
Bear: (Points at the civilian 1)
Soldiers: FIRE !!!
Arzant Yt he would throw oranges at him
Release the oranges
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
everybody gansta till the bear commits a war crime
I dont think Armia Krajowa would execute its own civilians.
Imagine enlisting in the army and finding out that you were outranked by a bear.
This is amazing! Really heartfelt. I kind of teared up...
1:59 I see what you did there..
I dont get it
@@hvhyyifjj1593 "some of whom were *Bear-ly* more than boys"
@@ecclesman oh i see it
The most wholesome WW2 war story I’ve ever heard
As soon as he said “marmalade” I thought of Paddington lol
This could be an amazing opportunity for a movie here. This is awesome and strangely wholesome, while having the allure of an action movie. I like it.
Bear Grylls...
Y'know what I love about this channel? You do your research. You present only the facts. I love that because no matter how weird or unbelievable the information posted on this channel is, I can be sure that it is indeed true. And that makes it 20X more awesome.
I feel like the bear would've lived longer if he was kept with soldiers. Rip
He did reach the average life span of a bear.
True but he was a social person probably more social than a lot of people and he was enclosed he would spend entire nights with groups of people hanging around. Who knows in captivity he should have lived longer sad his social group was humans and not bears so that couldn’t be provided to him I feel bad if he felt neglected towards the end of his life. Long Live Woljtek
In a time of great sadness, they found morale in the joy of a drunken bear. Those poles sure are a resilient people.
Should of joined the 101st Airborne. Would of made Major.
"Captain Sobel"
"Major Wojtek....."
"Captain Sobel, We salute the rank, not the bear".
Arabic Spy: *Screams in horror as the bear roars*
Polish camp guard: Nice work Wojtek
Wojtek: *Roars in proudness*
3:48 ... Wojtek: " Whatrudoin in mah Waters?!"
The saddest thing was the bear had to spend the rest of his life in a zoo
He found an spy
Me: oh no no no no no no *laughs to no ends*
My brother: Why are you laughing?
Me: *can't stop laughing*
My brother: SHUT UP!!!
Me: *laughs more*
Are U still laughing? :) Wojtek's story should be filmed anyway.
Someone's GOTTA make a movie about this
So I missed you, I miss you, it is a Syrian who is called the Syrian brown bear, and I, as a Syrian, am proud of him. Long live his Polish friends in arms.😘😘😘😘😘💝💝💝
Now that is the cutest bear story I ever heard in World War 2.
This is so sweet and heartwarming. I want a bear now
Yes they finally did a video on my boi Wojtek!
This is why I’m proud to be polish
Jak ja
Tanks: exist
600 pound grizzly bear who smokes and drinks beer for a living: also exists
Imagine being a enemy soldier that managed to make it across no man's land, and into the enemies trench. You expect to find by a company of soldiers, but nope...it's Wojtek the Polish Trench Bear.
my great grandad (who is polish) told me about him and showed me videos of him, its great to see that many people now know about him due to this video.
:')
Poland: recruits bears in their military
Russia: These dudes stealing my style, can I get my flow back?
3:05 - Wojtek: "STEAL!"
I understood that reference
I love watching info graphics show it’s so easy to understand and eat info
i love this bear, Poland have amazing history
Finally I wanted this video for years
Yes Im Polish
Wojtek seems so epic and probably was
Fun fact: In Hearts of Iron 4, the Poles can recruit Vojtek as a general.
im called wojtek from poland and gassed that this video exists polish ppl are craaazy i love it
America: has nuclear weapons
UK: big navy army
Poland: what do you do with a drunken bear? what do you do with a drunken bear? what do you do with a drunken bear? early in the morning
Probably the greatest piece of history ever
2:23 the rookie: so this is how i die
the bär: welcome to tarkov comrade 😅
"... and then a bear grabbed me by my boots and lif-"
" You liar! "
Finally understood why Bears always attack me on games
I ❤️ this video saving it to play list keep posting and I'll keep watching
It is kinda sad that he could not go to Poland after the war. Imaging how happy he would be surrounded by polish speaking people all the time.
Not really. Poland was communist after WWII
All rise in honor of the great Wojtek!
everybody gangsta till the bear starts firing artillery at them XD
Polski miś Wojtek w naszych sercach
That's amazing glad I watched this
2:59 respect for saying palestine
I think ment west bank or British Palestine but noice at lest no war
The info graphics show:2:50 animal abuse me: it’s Russia man
You explained this story better then my history teacher
as a person that was born in Poland , i laughed so hard at this i died
Imagine being a spy and seeing a unit setting up artillery, then suddenly a bear walks by just casually carrying a crate. I imagine that got a few double takes.
this sounds like the opposite of the "bear that wasnt" story. here the bear thinks its human
It’s been reported that when the British ship called out Wojtek’s military ID number and the bear didn’t answer, his buddies said he only speaks polish.
Bruh
👍
lol epic
Truly a pro gamer move
9000 IQ play
USA: We have the right to bear arms
Poland: We have the right to arm bears
That made my day
Made my day
I N T E L L E C T U A L
Da BOOSS the bear do be lookin fresh doe
Easily best comment here!!
*Civilian talking to Private after seeing bear:
“Oh, is that your pet”
Private: No....it’s my boss
That would be hella embarrassing
Im his pet
@@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733 I think we all know where this is going 😏😏
@@Namerex you need jesus my friend
@@Namerex oh shi- 😏
Loki: I have an army.
Stark: we have a Hulk.
Polish army: and we've got a drunken bear!
Oh nu
😂😂😂
Poland wins
Must be Kuma’s long lost relative.
the difference is that the drunken bear was real.
America: We have nuclear missiles!
British: We have radar! What do you have?
Poland: *BEAR.*
That is more useful than most of the normal soldiers
Wrong we had communist promoted by two faces Yanks and Brits
bear
yep thats what we have
@@sadontafiir2955 an army of bears, gorillas & elephant
Dont you just hate when a bear comes in while your taking a shower
No, it’s great
Actuall quote from bear. *"HEY SISTERS"*
Daniel 666VampireVamp
That’d be interesting...
W. H. A. T?
I will use him as a towel
USA: We train dogs for our military
Poland: Awww that's pretty cute
Yeah because they train bears
Yall, please don't bully the comment above. I know he said an obvious statement but chill.
@@patriciajin6206 *my goals are beyond your understanding*
@@patrickdanielsalcedo6356 understandable
@@xboxforever3946 "duh"
I m not seeing this wojtek story first time, but everytime i see him, my heart gets full of joy and love.
The Poles got a female bear in the 20’s as well her name was Baśka
You are impossible to find
This bear was our only faint glimmer of hope
Well Poland was gone for 100 years 102 years ago (gone from the maps)
but Polish people survived so Poland is back (also when Poland was loosing their allies didnt help not a bit)
In bear:I AM BEAR ME VERY OBIDEINT ME NOT FAIL ENGLISH AND ME CAN LOAD OR CARRY AMMUNITION
Same xD
When a bear is more patriotic than you
Wake up. Goerge Patton was right about the war... That the U.S fought the wrong enemy
@@paulthecrusader3488 you must be fun at parties
Somalian Pirate found the party person
Sup
@@paulthecrusader3488 your name is somalian pirate, can't expect much intelligence from you.
He was more than a bear. He was an allied soldier and veteran of WWII. He deserves our respect and appreciation. This is an excellent video!
To think a war veteran and a war hero for dismantling a spy network, catching a spy, and stopping an attack gets put into a zoo after his time. He deserved to be in a national park at least
@@snakevenom4954 yeah I agree but he had a good life than others and that isn’t something to complain about he became a respected figure and role model for the war efforts and at least people visited him and given him treats
*Arab Spy:* "Ah yes, the showers! They'll never think to look here!"
*Wojtek:* "Hehe door go creeeeeeeek"
"SHOWER TIIIIME!!"
* whisper * it's *shower* time
Oh hello Hooman
Ooo boi, arab man droppie his soap. *rubs paws* 🐻
HAHAHA
Arab spy to his allies: THEY HAD A F***ING BEAR WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO
Not gonna lie. That is a fair point.
It’d be even funnier if they didn’t believe him and not only getting reprimanded but thrown in a mental institution for sounding crazy
we have grenades yamir !!
@@VicazerOfficial The arab spy: "I WAS IN A FREAKING SHOWER HOUSE, I CANT USE IT THERE!"
@Rocky Vo Spy: “LIKE WHAT? PLAY FETCH WITH IT?”
The more I learn about this bear the more I fall in love with him. Rest In Peace you rascal
Rip wojtek 19something to 1963 rest in peace you crazed drunken cigarette eating bear
Same feeling here
yes indeed
You know the bear is polish when it knows how to drink
Edit: chill out in the comment section
I would have said Russian irish or german but polish works to
I would have said American
@@oisinlynch8427 you haven't being to Poland then, I dunno about Russians, but they can out drink Irish and Germans
Bears of Gum Why
hey man I aint denying that was just curious
the snipers probably laughed themselves to death when they saw a bear with a hat carrying supplies and fighting.
"Captain, captain have a look at this"
Or thought they were going crazy...
"funniest sh*t I've ever seen"
"I knew that mushroom I ate was weird"
@@justagreekdude6051 "Sweety, I told you not to touch that white powder in my closet"
*Spy sneaks in military base*
Bear: So you have chosen death
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Spy well I’m being sent here why not a shower
Bear be like hee hee
Nazis be like:
I fear no man... but that thing.... it scares me
He smells the baguettes
WELCOME TO RUSSIA
BEAR WIP YOU
That made me kinda sad for the soldiers that had to leave their friend behind. What a great bear.
We need a movie about this bear
Polish soldiers often visited Wojtek in Edinbourgh zoo. Soldiers couldn’t back to their homes too :(
"His old friends would go visit him and jump the fence to play with him"
NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!!
very sad for me to
It must have been sad to hear that the bear passed away
Alternate title: local bear adopted by soldier makes unhealthy decisions, becomes legend
This would have been the news
Breaking news bear has joined the army and discovered a spy as well as holding ammo boxes that would usually take two men
Axis:"noo you can't just arm a bear that's not regulated"
Polish army:" haha wojtek go auuuuurgg"
Bro xD
That’s a Lame meme
i laughed an unreasonable amount at this
@@albinaboza2831 axis supporter spotted
@@Ponanoix yes
Great video! My great grandfather's brother took part in the siege of Monte Cassino while in Light Artillery Regiment. He's left my family a commemorative cross for his participation in the siege along with few photos of him shaking hands with Wojtek. What a reminder!
What a legend
Great story! How about posting some of those photos? Our dog is named Wojtek after the bear!
British army: NO MASCOTS OR PETS ALLOWED.
Polish soldiers: Allow us to introduce our newly enlisted private.
British army: *surprised pikachu face*
Why does this have 486 likes but no replies?
Idk
What's left to say? It's hilarious
@@123simplydelicious agreed
@@123simplydelicious Y e s
Arab spy: (hides in the showers)
Also Arab spy: *Why do I hear boss music?!*
He'll have to BEAR with the humiliation.
Wojtek:Henlo do u hafe condy
I can't help but try to imagine an army composed entirely of drunken bears
Soviets
@@TheWolf-xt7kb It's hard to argue with his assessment
Welcome to mother russia
It’s called Russia
@B0bby That’s a German song not a Russian song.
Arab spy hides in the shower thinking he’s safe,
Wojtek: I’m about to ruin this man’s career.
And he did
Imagine being a private at the time and then realizing a drunken bear had a higher rank than you
He could also carry ammo boxes faster than two men could together. He earned that rank.
Its alright for me, I would lets the bear be general anytime
Lol, I noticed that too.
Just look at the soviets
Imagine risking your life by insisting to fight the war to be just outranked by a fkin *bear*
Ezekiel id rather have a bear as squad leader than fight the bear tbh
Big oof
Not "just a fkin bear"
Its a polish hero, call him by his name.
It’s a fucken bear ofc it outranks you
LoL
Me talking to my cat:Even a bear fought alongside soldiers
Ha
What?
Unbearable.....ha ha ha
I cane bear-ly believe it...ha ha ha
Cats fought since ancient times
Coffee beer cigs and ladies underwear 🍸🤣 sounds like a well adjusted solider to me
A solider?
@@kylewomack8700 yeah they did make the bear an actual solider and he even went up a rank lol
Especially polish
He was a corporal and he was a well adjusted soldier
this bear has more respect then 99 percent of the civillians living today
Imagine going past the security of a militairy camp to Then hide in the showers and come face to face with a FLIPPIN BEAR
*Command and Conquer Red Alert 3 intensifies*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
YES
He should have worn his brown pants
That moment when a fresh recruit joins the company and looks for the Corporal and meets Wojtek.
"Welcome to the 22nd Artillery Supply Company, Private. Report to Corporal Wojtek for briefing." And the poor, unsuspecting newbies would march to the hazing of the century.
@@zennvirus7980 next up general shark face
The leader of sea marines
Now I need a movie about this
German soldier: Sir, they have BEARS.
German Officer: You did not see bears.
German soldier: But...
German Officer: YOU DID NOT SEE BEARS!
This information would make a interesting movie why didn't Disney, DreamWorks or even Sony make one 🤔
i guess trendy pop culture trash sells better :C
Maybe they don't know about it.
@@horrorfan1978 More or less. It's more about control: when it's an ex-novo story they can fully own the copyrights, thus deciding whom to license it to and for how much $$$. If it's a real-life story then they can't control books, comics, or interviews. They cannot ban another film adaptation to be made, cannot stop people from monetizing their own experiences, etc. thus, these companies are not interested. This is also the reason they produce ex-novo animated stories once and again and again, even if they're trash, instead of trying to buy rights to already successful children's books: again, they want full control
facts
Wojtek: The Bear That Went to War from 2011
Imagine being in a war and being on a killspree and then getting f***ed up by a bear
No wonder melee one shots
poland when they see a bear ,,u will be a soldier
Artur Andryjanczyk It's WW2, you take whoever you can get
uh.. the whole country?
*jmeno yes
cringe
Loki: I have an army.
Poland: We have a bear.