I Don’t See Race

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    CAST
    Katie Marovitch
    Zac Oyama
    Grant O'Brien
    Mike Trapp
    CREW
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writer - Katie Marovitch
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
    1st AC - Arturo Ochoa
    Gaffer - Vince Valentin
    Key Grip - Huan Manton
    Sound Mixer - Ryan Bertolami for BoTown Sound
    Production Designer - Rick Mader
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Emily Ellis
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Andrew Primavera
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editors - Spencer Kombol & Andrew Primavera

КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @austinleland8394
    @austinleland8394 4 роки тому +16781

    “I only see one race...the human race”
    SLAP
    “What about nascar??”

    • @kenm4116
      @kenm4116 4 роки тому +116

      Austin Leland god damn it

    • @imgayskskskskkskskskks3377
      @imgayskskskskkskskskks3377 4 роки тому +191

      I am proud of you I don't know who you are but I'm proud

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 4 роки тому +45

      *flips table* WHAT ABOUT RATS!??!

    • @beepboopbobop
      @beepboopbobop 4 роки тому +49

      @Yoshi Dinono I think you don’t know what this is referencing.

    • @Shawshuu
      @Shawshuu 4 роки тому +35

      Finally, I have found others with culture

  • @bethbaxter2891
    @bethbaxter2891 5 років тому +27923

    Katie is so good at playing the most annoying characters ever

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 3 роки тому +27274

    I relate to Katie. I don’t see race, gender, age, hair, weight or disabilities. I also don’t see anything because I lost my eyesight 3 years ago and this is typed out by my older sister because I thought this is funny but then realized I milked it.

  • @NoFirstNoLastName
    @NoFirstNoLastName 2 роки тому +1692

    Katie counting her fingers while talking about a wheelchair is the most obnoxious thing and I love it!

  • @samwood917
    @samwood917 3 роки тому +4815

    Wow Katie was so good in this video. It's good to see middle aged black men with lisps getting more representation!

    • @CinemageddonReviews
      @CinemageddonReviews 3 роки тому +365

      Where do you see a lisp on that man? Forgive me, I just don’t see speech defects.

    • @samwood917
      @samwood917 3 роки тому +209

      @@CinemageddonReviews hmm well it was really more of a feeling than a physical manifestation because I would never judge someone like that but you do make a good point

    • @TOM-s7u
      @TOM-s7u 2 роки тому +71

      I thought it was a baby dog guys, I'm sorry I just don't see human species..

    • @austincde
      @austincde 2 роки тому +24

      Wait thats Katie?? I thought it was Tim Meadows!?

    • @panicking.bisexual
      @panicking.bisexual Рік тому +10

      @@austincdei thought it the rock no worries you’re not alone

  • @mrsigmagrinder8737
    @mrsigmagrinder8737 4 роки тому +11475

    Plot Twist:
    She actually is Blind.

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +15299

    There's one race I really hate. The 400 meters. Too long to be a sprint, too short to be a long distance race. Freaking 400 meter races, I want to destroy them all!

    • @youtubeyt5694
      @youtubeyt5694 4 роки тому +371

      "you're running the 4x4 today"

    • @IsaacBurgos1
      @IsaacBurgos1 4 роки тому +108

      You are a monster! 😝

    • @memelgaming
      @memelgaming 4 роки тому +87

      350 METER RACE IT IS!

    • @wackchirpractor3785
      @wackchirpractor3785 4 роки тому +66

      Had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 4 роки тому +84

      As someone who ran the 400 in high school, I completely agree. It's the worst.

  • @ladykatie3958
    @ladykatie3958 3 роки тому +1123

    The aggression behind the sentence “He’s famously bald!” Sent me into giggling fits

  • @brainrot8802
    @brainrot8802 5 років тому +3620

    “I don’t know what a wheel chair looks like” kills me every time

    • @jaysahunter256
      @jaysahunter256 4 роки тому +52

      Magic Ocean The way she moves her hands while saying that too

  • @echoevergreen6440
    @echoevergreen6440 6 років тому +4360

    “I just see shapeless blobs walking around” me when I don’t wear my glasses

    • @blitzninja4396
      @blitzninja4396 6 років тому +11

      what are ya? Velma or something?

    • @TiffanyRay
      @TiffanyRay 6 років тому +9

      Blitz Ninja hey! Velma looks cute without glasses

    • @blitzninja4396
      @blitzninja4396 6 років тому +3

      Stop being mean to me , lolol.

    • @miladzahedi1048
      @miladzahedi1048 6 років тому +3

      Cracked me up, lol
      You also look like a lesbian friend of mine, I thought it was her commenting here for a sec.

    • @crimson0004
      @crimson0004 6 років тому +1

      I was about to say no one cares, but it seems I have been mistaken.

  • @teslaromans1023
    @teslaromans1023 3 роки тому +6580

    The point with the ramp was brilliant. If you don’t see the differences, you can’t see the particular issues, and you can’t fix it

    • @alcambio8923
      @alcambio8923 3 роки тому +92

      That's only applicable to disabilities, but no one claims "I don't see disabilities". That would be such a weird statement. However, the points about race and sex are absolutely coherent. Of course that was interpreted here as "being LITERALLY UNABLE" to see skin color for comedic effect, but that's obviously not what the typical phrase means, but rather that you just don't care. And since whatever consecuence originated from racism or sexism -based discrimination is precisely the result of "caring" about those things more than one should to, not seeing race nor sex is pretty much the simplest (and actually only) way to end racism.

    • @caspermcgoangle975
      @caspermcgoangle975 3 роки тому +350

      My guy no wether or not you discriminate against someone personally doesn’t change the fact that people are systematically discriminated against and it’s important to recognize that to fix the problem. The example of this was the begging when they were talking about “the oscars so white” Katie claimed she didn’t see race and as a result had no idea about it.

    • @willtollefson4746
      @willtollefson4746 3 роки тому +11

      @@caspermcgoangle975 Yet the Oscar's wouldn't be so white dominated if the movie directors and producers didn't see race when casting. Or the judges didn't see race when rating.

    • @yormomstits
      @yormomstits 3 роки тому +95

      @@alcambio8923 "Not seeing race" is what's causing systemic racism to continue - people ignoring that it exists means its not being fixed. It means people are not checking their biases, not recognizing the struggles of POC. Your mindset is actually the greatest perpetuator of racism today

    • @thecolonel1457
      @thecolonel1457 3 роки тому +22

      @UCXr_r271HGZKM-5o73ej4lQ I'd go with you shouldn't see race in individual interactions, but you should with analysis. If you walk around and you're treating people differently because of their race, you're a piece of shit, no matter how you try to justify it. But ignoring racism in others is also an issue. Calling that the largest problem is ridiculous though. The largest problem is that we treat individuals as their group.

  • @junglejin3096
    @junglejin3096 10 місяців тому +489

    Okay but as much as this is a silly sketch it really touched on some very important points. So many people will just say 'i dont see disabilities' or 'i treat everyone the same' as an excuse to not provide reasonable adjustments for people who need them. The example of installing a wheelchair ramp is a really good hyperbolic example. Im not physically disabled but im autistic and its definitely used when making accommodations for autistic people as well. Like yeah I want to be treated the same as anyone else but I also want to be on a level playing field and occasionally that means i need adjustments. Anyway yeah i know this video is old asf but im enjoying the nostalgia of going through old channels i used to waych religiously and i needed to comment this

    • @Hifuutorian
      @Hifuutorian 7 місяців тому +6

      Yeah, exactly.

    • @calhackit9806
      @calhackit9806 6 місяців тому

      okay, when i see you i will immediately know you are an idiot from your appearance, and treat you accordingly?
      the problem with this whole thing, is you're equating diabilities like missing a limb, to things like people being black; cos you guys are racist.
      what it means when you say you dont see race, is you dont class it as a feature on which to judge anything, of course you physically see it.
      do you see hair colour? when you see a blonde person do you go "oh them scandanavians, i know what they're like".
      no of course you dont, because you dont see hair colour (as a thing on which to judge people).
      you guys are being way too literal, which is not surprising from a generation that thinks the word 'literal', means literally the opposite of what it actually means.
      you guys will see someone's race, then make judgements based on that about what they do or dont need. then you think, because you're giving the lesser people a hand, you're good people.
      it's really a terrible thing.

    • @Patrick-y4d1z
      @Patrick-y4d1z 6 місяців тому +27

      So what you want is not to be treated equally, you want equity - the idea of giving people different amounts with the notion of giving equal outcome.

    • @junglejin3096
      @junglejin3096 6 місяців тому +16

      @@Patrick-y4d1z well yeah the only way to reach equality or a level playing field is to recognise the disadvantages of certain groups of people and work towards closing that gap

    • @Patrick-y4d1z
      @Patrick-y4d1z 6 місяців тому +8

      @@junglejin3096
      Again, you keep conflating equity and equality. They're not the same thing.
      Recognising disadvantages to address gaps is important, but not at the cost of equality.

  • @memestogoplease1204
    @memestogoplease1204 5 років тому +4445

    I don’t see age
    FBI joined the chat!

  • @itsgudstuf6485
    @itsgudstuf6485 4 роки тому +8350

    She's just so narcissistic that she sees everyone as the same: lesser beings.

    • @itsgudstuf6485
      @itsgudstuf6485 4 роки тому +23

      @reinhard earlin I totally agree.

    • @fajrulramdhan2005
      @fajrulramdhan2005 4 роки тому +48

      eh no. she sees everyone THE SAME as her. hence the same age thing. not necessary lesser beings

    • @magmaslasher7604
      @magmaslasher7604 4 роки тому +83

      @@fajrulramdhan2005 it was a J o k e

    • @itsgudstuf6485
      @itsgudstuf6485 4 роки тому +6

      @@fajrulramdhan2005 yeah I was joking. I don't actually think she sees them as lesser beings.... just the character.

    • @sadem1045
      @sadem1045 4 роки тому +6

      @reinhard earlin The problem with too many of us Liberals is that we cannot help but automatically see the worst in people. Why do you choose to interpret "I don't see race" in such a negative way?

  • @nobleseven5294
    @nobleseven5294 5 років тому +4015

    As a shapeless blob that has no value, this video felt like a personal attack...

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 роки тому +12

      Aiden Ho lol

    •  4 роки тому +5

      Lmaoo

    • @gamehero6816
      @gamehero6816 4 роки тому +15

      I don't see shapelessness.

    • @sparkle0859
      @sparkle0859 4 роки тому +12

      @@gamehero6816 I don't see blobness

    • @superstaractress101
      @superstaractress101 4 роки тому +3

      I laughed harder at this comment than I should have

  • @Axius27
    @Axius27 8 місяців тому +41

    I remember back in the final years of primary school, I was in a conversation with some kids that turned racist(before we properly knew what racism was), with a couple of them commenting that 'all black people look the same, just like how all Asian people look the same', and I was just sitting there, nodding along, thinking "Yeah, just like how all white people look the same."
    Turns out, I'm faceblind. Literally everyone looks the same to me, save for a few key obvious differences like skin colour and general skull shape. Two of my friends looked practically identical to me, and they never understood why I would mix them up so often.
    I hope to one day live in a world where I can fail to tell people apart and have people understand that it's not because 'everyone of a different ethnicity to myself is below my attention', it's because my brain is dumb and I can't even recognise my own father if he takes his glasses off :/

    • @Hifuutorian
      @Hifuutorian 7 місяців тому +6

      I can sympathize with the faceblindness, I'm sorry. :(

  • @YouOpaOpa
    @YouOpaOpa 4 роки тому +4703

    I love how she keeps counting words on her fingers
    "I-have-never-seen-a-wheel-chair"
    edit: Geez, 4 thousand likes? Thanks everyone. Play Sky Racket on the Nintendo Switch! =D

    • @dazzle9712
      @dazzle9712 4 роки тому +55

      It looked like sign language

    • @bergrritothebeggoon
      @bergrritothebeggoon 4 роки тому +16

      That is the biggest thing about this video, I love that

    • @elokin300
      @elokin300 3 роки тому +13

      She’s tryin to make a haiku

    • @bluxpretion
      @bluxpretion 3 роки тому +1

      She tried to sign the words to make up for her 'inability' to see all differences including the recent one that was brought up: disabilities; in particular, deafness

    • @wo-olf
      @wo-olf 3 роки тому +1

      4442, so close.

  • @juliemckee9022
    @juliemckee9022 4 роки тому +2385

    “So Bruce Willis!?”
    “Is he bald?”
    “He’s famously bald!!”

    • @UNOwen-yc3es
      @UNOwen-yc3es 4 роки тому +22

      I hAd No IdEa!

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 4 роки тому +12

      thanks for quoting the video, i couldn't watch it

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 4 роки тому +7

      Katie... why are you doing this?

    • @macemurphy
      @macemurphy 3 роки тому +4

      Ugh! GUYS COME ON!!!

    • @jonathandpg2720
      @jonathandpg2720 3 роки тому

      I actually didn’t know that

  • @deFt18
    @deFt18 7 років тому +3939

    I don't see a white blond girl I see Pac-Man

  • @ocarinagirlandthestories648
    @ocarinagirlandthestories648 2 роки тому +498

    Sweden is packed with people like this. There is an organization who works with people who have disabilities that you don’t really see at first for example hearing problems, ptsd, autism etc and they hand out these green ribbons with sunflowers on them that you can wear around your neck to communicate to the world that you need special accommodation and you might react differently to a situation than expected. Me and my brother got ribbons like that when we went to Tivoli in Copenhagen, Denmark (we are autistic) and it made the day so much easier. My brother had a meltdown while we there, when that happens in Sweden people start saying things like “oh he’s so immature his parents really need to teach him some manners” but at Tivoli when people saw my brother’s sunflower ribbon they just kind of backed away. It also made me happy when we were at a café there was a young woman in front of us with what I assume was her friend and she had a sunflower ribbon just like me and it just made me happy. Apparently the woman who runs the sunflower organization has tried to make it a thing in Sweden but the people here refused, linking it to the yellow stars the Jews were forced to were during the n*zi regime. Also, I’ve gone to Liseberg which is the biggest amusement park in Sweden almost every year since I was very little and I’ve seen a total of one or two people who got to walk past the line because they couldn’t stand in it because of their disability. People here really can’t accept that some people can’t stand in line and get mad when people with a DISABILITY, get to go on the ride before them, and to that I say; freaking grow up.

    • @iEssense
      @iEssense Рік тому +23

      7 month old comment, but just wanted to say thank you!
      Googled it here and will definitely look to get one whenever i travel the next time, even though i may not have to use it, just having it there under the shirt would help your feelings of safety.
      As a swede i had no idea this existed, its a shame it isnt more widespread here. I have autism, and while im "fine" to travel around, its somehting i prefer to avoid, and if complications occur (not just travelling, but evyerwhere really, grocery shopping etc.), either with me or someone nearby, my stress levels shoot up, i can freeze up, or i can go into a panic, "standard shutdown/overstimulated stuff".
      If it could be as easy to simply wear a green ribbon/card around your neck, and people know what its about, maybe some of the situations ive been in wouldve been averted. (think someone asking you to answer, you wonder/think, they ask again because of it, you stutter/start to panic, then keep wondering and asking you things, while you just shutdown more and more, even though they didnt do anything wrong, and wouldve been fine for a normal person)
      Its a shame its not widespread, it really should be. I can see the "lines" to something like the yellow stars, the sunflower ribbon is just there as an "Option", as something to help you avoid situations you struggle to function with, its just so different the connotation is crazy.
      *(funny how a random youtube recommendation of a channel you dont watch, can have a comment that can have such a big possible impact on life)*

    • @fridus8077
      @fridus8077 Рік тому +19

      My mother also have a sunflower ribbon every time we travel (we’re from Denmark), and everyone is so helpful if a problem occurs. I just wish that the knowledge of this ribbon could spread further!

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Рік тому +25

      In the states, people with autism are treated like burdens, sent to conversion therapy (ABA), or even electroshocked into acting neurotypical. Imagine if they electroshocked blind people into “seeing”. For some reason, they still think it’s acceptable to punish autistic people for having a disability. Even most work places expect autistic people to make the accommodations for their own disability. An ex is my former employer gave us all lists of how to talk so that others can find it effective. Instead of actually consulting with autistic individuals (myself) to see what I would need and I already complained about being bullied. I accidentally interrupted someone because they stopped talking and I was written up. Meanwhile, people interrupted me all the time and it was fine. Once some lone interrupted me and I said, lexcuse me , I’m still talking” very calmly and later was written up for it because that person complained they were not allowed to interrupt me. Neurotypicals treat autistic individuals as less than for simply not understanding us instead of actually putting in a tiny bit of effort to understand us. Meanwhile, we bend over backwards to understand their nonsense all day even though we’re the ones with the disability. Do they also tell a person a person in a wheelchair they need to make an effort to use the stairs and electroshock them when they can’t?

    • @fridus8077
      @fridus8077 Рік тому +4

      @@JDMimeTHEFIRST I’m sorry to here this. It’s just so important to shine light on invisible disabilities.

    • @99guspuppet8
      @99guspuppet8 Рік тому

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ there is a sucker born every minute

  • @anthonybirch6291
    @anthonybirch6291 3 роки тому +1916

    I thought the punchline was going to end with grant giving her his glasses and her being able to actually see things for the first time.

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 2 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @dylanbksp
      @dylanbksp 2 роки тому

      and then grant trips and falls because he's a huge klutz idiot

    • @Nickle_King
      @Nickle_King 2 роки тому +2

      That would have been great. "Oh...what are you puting on my faAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU!? ewewewewew Are you one of those "Men" things I've heard of!? *throws up*. You should be put in a campWHY IS THAT WOMAN DARK!? Is...is she evil? Is that what evil doesAAAAHHH! CYBORG! HE'S ROLLING AROUND! SKYNET IS HERE!"

    • @richards1708
      @richards1708 2 роки тому +19

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @Altinget
      @Altinget Рік тому +6

      Yes. And then they all look different, including herself...😂

  • @brooklynnfranklin1144
    @brooklynnfranklin1144 5 років тому +1240

    “What if someone was deaf?”
    “Talk to them as if they could hear.”😂😂

    • @maxamphetamines
      @maxamphetamines 4 роки тому +50

      that's more offensive than not talking to them!

    • @galaxygold5939
      @galaxygold5939 4 роки тому +6

      But most deaf people can read lips if you talk normally right? Isn't that actually what you should do if you don't know sign language?

    • @malfi8867
      @malfi8867 4 роки тому +1

      Brooklynn Franklin 666 likes... hmmmm... I’m not gonna touch this comment. No offense.

    • @galaxygold5939
      @galaxygold5939 4 роки тому +2

      @@malfi8867 Boom 667

    • @jeffriart
      @jeffriart 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, I have met one that could read lips. The way to be considerate is to talk normally with clear sentences.

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 7 років тому +6929

    Sad thing is, there are actually people like this.

    • @RussianBot-qw4ht
      @RussianBot-qw4ht 5 років тому +143

      Yeah its sad there are people out there that don't care about your skin color.

    • @escarrgot1802
      @escarrgot1802 5 років тому +254

      @@RussianBot-qw4ht they mean, like, they act like race does not exist.

    • @RussianBot-qw4ht
      @RussianBot-qw4ht 5 років тому +71

      @@escarrgot1802
      Well of course it exists, but as a "colorblind" person myself, we just don't care about race.

    • @escarrgot1802
      @escarrgot1802 5 років тому +98

      @@RussianBot-qw4ht I dont care about it either. It does not matter and should not be biased on how you are treated. But, it helped the world become a better place. With race, we all see the differences in people and learn to accept them. With race, humanity has come so far to include everyone of every color, and show the world how they live and the beauty of different cultures. If you don't see this, you are basically denying the beauty of different cultures and how we have learned to love every race. And I know by colorblind you mean you do not see race, but color blind people can still see differences on how light bounces off certain colors, and they can still see race. Nice try buddy.

    • @RussianBot-qw4ht
      @RussianBot-qw4ht 5 років тому +61

      @@escarrgot1802
      Race is different than culture, and to view people by race is the path to racism. Colorblind was the SJW term used in my time to help people see past race, and was highly effective. Now we are laughed at and told to view people by race to accept their "differences". Nice try but current race relations are shit now.

  • @heartofthewild680
    @heartofthewild680 2 роки тому +113

    I genuinely didn’t know my stepdad was Latino until my mom explicitly told me, three years after he moved in with us.
    Although maybe that’s less about not seeing race and more just me being unobservant in general.

  • @breeholthus2423
    @breeholthus2423 6 років тому +5167

    it would've been really funny if at the end it turned out that Katie was just completely blind.

    • @user-mistereye
      @user-mistereye 5 років тому +46

      Genius lol

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 5 років тому +141

      Except that I thought that that's where it was going from the beginning, so I'm glad they ended it in a less predictable way.

    • @OdinsSage
      @OdinsSage 5 років тому +5

      That's fantastic

    • @sunny174
      @sunny174 5 років тому +2

      I hope u go blind dip shit

    • @outofpocket72
      @outofpocket72 5 років тому +5

      Fantastic plot twist 😂

  • @TranquilOblivion
    @TranquilOblivion 7 років тому +3322

    It would've been hilarious if she turned out to be actually blind.

    • @kebakent
      @kebakent 7 років тому +105

      TranquilOblivion and none of the others ever noticed her disability. Not even her dog.

    • @renarddubois940
      @renarddubois940 7 років тому +7

      +kebakent Genius!

    • @timons777
      @timons777 7 років тому +3

      TranquilOblivion A...a... amazing.

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 7 років тому +10

      I was thinking that the entire time, waiting for the punchline but nope

    • @Into-thin-air-42
      @Into-thin-air-42 7 років тому +4

      Hey, Walt Disney was a fairly well known attendee of nazi party of America meetings and an anti Semite. If you're gonna spew garbage like this, at least check Wikipedia first.

  • @JMarie-lf1rs
    @JMarie-lf1rs 5 років тому +5307

    With each year this video stays up,the more accurate it becomes.

    • @gabbywilliams5374
      @gabbywilliams5374 5 років тому +26

      So true

    • @snapchatseb.gay9942
      @snapchatseb.gay9942 4 роки тому +2

      Neon Sunset *explain?*

    • @subarus6316
      @subarus6316 4 роки тому +11

      My Snapchat is seb.gay99 Add me Social Justice Warriors, Feminist Nazi ect

    • @dermarm6928
      @dermarm6928 4 роки тому +32

      @@subarus6316 yes you are right, they become more. Just be like the one guy who commented at this video sth like:" I see race, i just don't judge based off of that"

    • @simpletonapollo9723
      @simpletonapollo9723 4 роки тому +37

      Not really, being colorblind is not a bad thing. This video compares being colorblind as being blind to everything else. I mean it's a cute strawman but that's all it is.
      I mean, I personally wouldn't want to advocate race realism on a left wing channel as race realism is a far right talking point.

  • @alpharius3661
    @alpharius3661 2 роки тому +72

    Katie is so god damn good at making people want to punch her in the face. I know it’s acting and she isn’t that annoying outside of sketches, but she is so fucking amazing at making me angery

  • @lifegoeson788
    @lifegoeson788 7 років тому +3050

    i don't see race, i see cocaine
    -katie

    • @EllieC130
      @EllieC130 7 років тому +14

      Shayan Nawaz Cos cocaine makes everyone look white :)

    • @vysearcadia522
      @vysearcadia522 6 років тому +4

      Can't see salt on a table by itself... noooooo thats racist! Put pepper beside it and BAM! Equality.

    • @braydenthomason6105
      @braydenthomason6105 6 років тому +2

      Shayan Nawaz but cocain is white so race

    • @filledwithmaggots
      @filledwithmaggots 6 років тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @luthfifalaqi8138
      @luthfifalaqi8138 6 років тому +2

      COCAINEEEEEE

  • @MFT9170
    @MFT9170 7 років тому +3648

    That is offensive to me, poor shapeless blob.

    • @Refract404
      @Refract404 7 років тому +56

      I don't see wealth, so...

    • @ufo51231
      @ufo51231 7 років тому +38

      I don't see shapes, so...

    • @haitchiv6334
      @haitchiv6334 7 років тому +55

      Marje Kikas I only see one shape. And that's the shape of humanity.

    • @Kate-vo3uk
      @Kate-vo3uk 7 років тому +1

      Firewolfcz aye I was the 2,000th like

    • @Yes-yo7jo
      @Yes-yo7jo 7 років тому

      Firewolfcz iil

  • @vietanhtran6431
    @vietanhtran6431 7 років тому +1208

    i don't see education levels and grades
    i believe everyone including me is a straight a student

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 Рік тому +92

    Man this skit was way ahead of its time.

    • @ysf-d9i
      @ysf-d9i 10 місяців тому +10

      now, it's like 3 katies vs the one sane person, except the 3 people are deluded into thinking they are the sane ones and that the one sane person is the intolerant bigot.

  • @oonashaw7098
    @oonashaw7098 6 років тому +2267

    "There is only one race, the human race "
    Me: WHAT ABOUT NASCAR !

  • @feminist098
    @feminist098 7 років тому +3614

    I don't see Crome, Mozilla, edge, safari. I see the internet.

    • @chrisbyerly
      @chrisbyerly 7 років тому +121

      You definitely wouldn't see Crome.

    • @cheat200
      @cheat200 7 років тому +101

      Comment deserves a like for not including IE

    • @rongneezy41
      @rongneezy41 7 років тому +16

      Sancho Jimenez that would take a few years to see

    • @ANHR1
      @ANHR1 7 років тому +12

      BING

    • @mossfoobar8322
      @mossfoobar8322 7 років тому +5

      Dude where is the explorer !

  • @mieshaalawi4730
    @mieshaalawi4730 7 років тому +3118

    I was just focusing on what they were doing with their hands

    • @keirorin
      @keirorin 7 років тому +379

      Katie, counting her fingers: I-have-ne-ver-seen-a-wheel-chair, I-don't-know-what-a-wheel-chair-looks-like

    • @TarapBossku
      @TarapBossku 7 років тому +11

      now that i noticed. LOL

    • @gregorstanley3209
      @gregorstanley3209 7 років тому +2

      DrawDrop id

    • @issy785
      @issy785 7 років тому

      DrawDrop same

    • @Arg0nat
      @Arg0nat 7 років тому +68

      i dont see "hands"

  • @Panquequecito
    @Panquequecito Рік тому +39

    The interplay between Grant's and Katie's energy in the "is he bald?" "He's famously bald!" part is hilarious

    • @Panquequecito
      @Panquequecito Рік тому +1

      Katie's face when she says "is he bald?" is almost challenging
      Pure comedic gold

  • @navpreetbanga
    @navpreetbanga 6 років тому +3311

    The hand made heart killed me 😂😂

    • @stephanimahl
      @stephanimahl 5 років тому +4

      What? I didn’t see that

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 5 років тому +7

      Stéphani Mahl
      0:43

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 5 років тому +24

      @@stephanimahl ...so...you don't see body parts?

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 5 років тому

      HenriK Hald
      Oh ok

    • @stephanimahl
      @stephanimahl 5 років тому +1

      Senaa Hasan hahahah thank you! I was being serious because “handmade” here in Brasil is a very used expression for cute paper crafts and stuff, and I didn’t find that... KKKKKKK But then my comment sounded like a following joke for the video lol laughing so hard

  • @yasmineferguson9052
    @yasmineferguson9052 7 років тому +2776

    "talk to them as if they could hear" 😂

    • @SpitefulAZ
      @SpitefulAZ 6 років тому +12

      i wonder how the deafies felt about this joke.

    • @lexingtonkennedy4750
      @lexingtonkennedy4750 6 років тому +7

      I can lipread

    • @lexingtonkennedy4750
      @lexingtonkennedy4750 6 років тому +19

      (but please don't talk to me as if i could hear)

    • @SpitefulAZ
      @SpitefulAZ 6 років тому +2

      soooo, did you laugh at this joke? I'm genuinely curious! I used to spend a lot of time with deaf people before I moved.

    • @lexingtonkennedy4750
      @lexingtonkennedy4750 6 років тому +4

      Ha, yeah

  • @jackieprata6822
    @jackieprata6822 7 років тому +3827

    Plot twist: she's blind

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 6 років тому +32

      Jackie Prata color blind

    • @TCHAINZzz
      @TCHAINZzz 6 років тому +43

      Jackie Prata no she’s a liberal

    • @thetardis6213
      @thetardis6213 6 років тому +30

      Ty Chaney no need to bring politics in this comment chat

    • @god-sd3zl
      @god-sd3zl 6 років тому +11

      The TARDIS no need to be sensitive about it. Not everything about ideology is politics.

    • @insoma.x.O
      @insoma.x.O 6 років тому +12

      I don't see blindness. I would interact with them as if they're not blind.

  • @cashcleaner
    @cashcleaner 2 місяці тому +1

    What kills me is that less than 20 years ago; our schools, businesses, various advocacy groups, and governments were, in fact, all encouraging us to be colourblind.

    • @user-zz3sn8ky7z
      @user-zz3sn8ky7z 12 днів тому

      Almost as if that and pretty much all institutional efforts for "pushing equality" were just imperfect and for the most part disingenious attempts at raking up social credit by people horribly out of touch with both common people affected by the problem and the intellectual discourse surrounding it
      Academics and activists have very much been calling them out on this bs since the beginning

  • @kamaug9428
    @kamaug9428 4 роки тому +2180

    I literally hate the character she is playing so much it physically hurts me.

    • @pillsburydoughh7491
      @pillsburydoughh7491 4 роки тому +24

      It doesn't feel right. We need our real Katie back.

    • @amilah5163
      @amilah5163 4 роки тому +7

      @@pillsburydoughh7491 I love ur username

    • @fanofstuff1607
      @fanofstuff1607 4 роки тому +5

      Amiloo I second this

    • @okhoward1942
      @okhoward1942 4 роки тому +32

      Well, don't say that to Katie. She can't see pain

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 роки тому +22

      But she is right about a lot of the concepts. It was funny and had a good message until they started talking about gender and implying that men and women are different, and how they found it odd that she couldnt identify someones gender based on looks because “
      men and women are clearly different“
      .That is highly problematic and transphobic. Gender is a social construct. Just because someone looks like a stereotypical man does not mean they are a man, for example. And it doesn't matter what genitals one has because genitals have NOTHING to do with your gender. A woman CAN have a penis. Anyway she is actually in the right because just because I see someone with breasts and wearing a dress and having long hair, I cannot assume automatically that they are a woman.

  • @josefstalin9678
    @josefstalin9678 7 років тому +1401

    "I only see one race, the human race"
    i know people like this in real life and human is a species

    • @foxxy1851
      @foxxy1851 7 років тому +2

      but still

    • @sameerramdeen6703
      @sameerramdeen6703 7 років тому +12

      I'm one of those people

    • @TheUniverseKiss
      @TheUniverseKiss 7 років тому +43

      I am ignorantly unself-aware of my biases, and that makes me better than all of you :-)

    • @MrFlip2247
      @MrFlip2247 7 років тому +9

      Josef Stalin why are we racing?

    • @ruby7163
      @ruby7163 6 років тому +14

      I'm one of those lol.I was born in a country where pretty much most of the people have different skin colours and body types so I can't really seperate races.All people kinda look the same race to me

  • @selganor1464
    @selganor1464 5 років тому +4161

    I see race, i just don't judge based off of race.

    • @IO9802
      @IO9802 5 років тому +94

      That is literally impossible. Logically. And never been done in human history.

    • @selganor1464
      @selganor1464 5 років тому +235

      @@IO9802 then why am I able to do it?

    • @IO9802
      @IO9802 5 років тому +78

      @@selganor1464 you aren't. You either don't realize it or you do realize it and are blatantly lying.

    • @selganor1464
      @selganor1464 5 років тому +265

      @@IO9802 you make a lot of assumptions about me yet don't know shit. I legitimately judge people based off character. I see race but I am not going to judge consciously on their race.

    • @IO9802
      @IO9802 5 років тому +48

      @@selganor1464 I've made zero assumptions about you. Reread my comment. I never denied that you judge people based on character. You very well may. But you also judge them based on what you perceive as race. The two are not mutually exclusive. The only way to stop judging people based on something superficial (e.g. race) is to realize that it's superficial and only exists in your mind (i.e. to stop seeing it).

  • @ythunter4288
    @ythunter4288 2 роки тому +28

    Alternate universe:
    “I only see one race: the Aryan race.”
    Everyone in the room: *o_o*

    • @joshuaneace6597
      @joshuaneace6597 2 роки тому +1

      Perhaps she’s a big Wolfenstein fan…

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 6 років тому +1109

    I thought that she just had bad vision and literally saw just blobs.

    • @asdfgh6210
      @asdfgh6210 6 років тому +32

      you say that, but i dont see disabilities so i have no clue what bad vision means

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 6 років тому

      Im hopeing your channel is bad vision because im going blind

    • @kweeksw
      @kweeksw 6 років тому

      It would have been funnier if they had just ended it there

  • @Boesephas
    @Boesephas 7 років тому +4606

    That girl needs a Pepsi

    • @stinkiestman398
      @stinkiestman398 7 років тому +21

      everybody needs a pepsi

    • @kalebt7042
      @kalebt7042 7 років тому +5

      TheCamoCaliber Pepsi is shit m8

    • @nathangek
      @nathangek 7 років тому +33

      Levi Reaves that's it.. That was the goal of Pepsi's commercial.. It's actually genius. They knew it would become a meme!

    • @tigertactical3940
      @tigertactical3940 7 років тому +5

      This should be top comment not the other comment

    • @allnamesaretakenful
      @allnamesaretakenful 7 років тому +12

      She needs to Join the Conversation.

  • @King-ze2kt
    @King-ze2kt 7 років тому +231

    I thought the end was going to have her eyesight and she only sees other hers walking around.

    • @kingpotato7183
      @kingpotato7183 7 років тому +23

      That would've been so funny

    • @Kevin7557
      @Kevin7557 7 років тому +2

      That would have been funny, College Humor is incapable of being funny.

    • @RedLegBlazer
      @RedLegBlazer 7 років тому +6

      That would have been brilliant. You should start a UA-cam channel where you just redo all of CH's videos, but funny.

    • @danielthephan2575
      @danielthephan2575 7 років тому +1

      Calm down there..

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 2 роки тому +31

    Ok I've literally never heard of anyone say "I don't see race" except for white Americans.

    • @AlyxAesthetics
      @AlyxAesthetics 2 роки тому

      probably because theyre the ones most people assume will be racist

    • @atenthunderbolt4215
      @atenthunderbolt4215 2 роки тому

      cry about it
      racist

    • @Eheth1958
      @Eheth1958 2 місяці тому +2

      And that’s why they are going extinct. Failed to address the problems and instead give up

  • @user-ll9uy3sv8d
    @user-ll9uy3sv8d 4 роки тому +2634

    "I don't see age"
    Remember kids, age is just a number, *and jail is just a place.*

  • @clarkwarren410
    @clarkwarren410 7 років тому +452

    been watching too much anime lately, I'm having problems seeing gender. it's kind of worrisome

  • @johnpitzer5500
    @johnpitzer5500 5 років тому +590

    She can’t see anything, because she doesn’t have her glasses on

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 2 роки тому +27

    Pretty shameless how all the guys were flirting with Katie here.

    • @aplden570
      @aplden570 3 місяці тому +3

      Underrated comment.

    • @nickzaytz5712
      @nickzaytz5712 2 місяці тому +4

      What guys?

    • @pavarottiaardvark3431
      @pavarottiaardvark3431 2 місяці тому +1

      @@nickzaytz5712 So amazing of you to not see people.

    • @nickzaytz5712
      @nickzaytz5712 2 місяці тому

      @@pavarottiaardvark3431 it's just easier nowadays

  • @BatmastersonLawman
    @BatmastersonLawman 7 років тому +2576

    FAMOUSLY BALD

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 років тому +132

      I heard Bruce Willis' baldness is insured for 7 mil.

    • @toonlink1347
      @toonlink1347 7 років тому +21

      Director's cut : UnBaldable

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 7 років тому +1

      Who comments these on behalf of collegehumor?

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 7 років тому +30

      Bruce Willis' baldness punched me in the face one. It was awesome

    • @red-rax
      @red-rax 7 років тому +18

      Don't be baldist!

  • @bendingbananas6540
    @bendingbananas6540 4 роки тому +2415

    I am nothing. I don't have a gender. I'm ageless. I'm raceless. I have no ethnic background. I am literally just a living entity☺

    • @joeleldo6011
      @joeleldo6011 4 роки тому +125

      Ah, so you still see life and death.

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 роки тому +47

      That is an amazing attitude and view to hold my friend. Good on you! I found the video funny until they started talking about gender and implying that men and women are different, and how they found it odd that she couldnt identify someones gender based on looks because “
      men and women are clearly different“
      .That is highly problematic and transphobic. Gender is a social construct. Just because someone looks like a stereotypical man does not mean they are a man, for example. And it doesn't matter what genitals one has because genitals have NOTHING to do with your gender. A woman CAN have a penis. Anyway she is actually in the right because just because I see someone with breasts and wearing a dress and having long hair, I cannot assume automatically that they are a woman.

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 4 роки тому +9

      Mister Justice it’s like Shrodinger (probably spelled wrongly) cat: until you don’t open the box, it can be both alive and death at the same time. In this case man, woman or androgynous

    • @johnbailey5835
      @johnbailey5835 3 роки тому +7

      Your profile picture really shows that.
      Sorry.

    • @alamrasyidi4097
      @alamrasyidi4097 3 роки тому +21

      This sounds like a god complex

  • @Mitaka-Asa
    @Mitaka-Asa 7 років тому +1472

    You can't solve problems if you can't see it.

    • @ohno-wi1vb
      @ohno-wi1vb 7 років тому +7

      MULAN SzeChuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce +

    • @Limpuls
      @Limpuls 7 років тому

      First you have to find the problem

    • @quleughy
      @quleughy 7 років тому +18

      Pickle Rick This may sound crazy, but I don't see problems.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 7 років тому +11

      quleughy I don't see problems, I just see solutions.

    • @sirrealgaming6913
      @sirrealgaming6913 7 років тому +7

      i think not seeing "the problem" is part of the solution

  • @Serquss
    @Serquss 2 роки тому +3

    This has not aged well. Today you get cancelled if you assume someone's pronoun.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 2 роки тому +2

      No you don't. You just just bothered by something on Facebook or whatever so you're generalizing and making shit up.

  • @totaleNonale
    @totaleNonale 7 років тому +1946

    I was literally waiting the whole time, the punchline would be that she is just really shortsighted. thinking about it, this was definetly the better sketch...

    • @dxrsi
      @dxrsi 7 років тому +13

      qwonatz *definitely

    • @FaithsStardust
      @FaithsStardust 7 років тому +43

      Narh, I was slightly disappointed... I just wanted her to see floating eyes and lips.

    • @ilostallmychromosomes9906
      @ilostallmychromosomes9906 7 років тому +17

      FaithsStardust • What drugs are you on and where can I get some?

    • @colleen6440
      @colleen6440 7 років тому +11

      Yeah, 'shapeless blobs' and in another video she was wearing glasses, sounds like me! "I don't see street signs..."

    • @abcdef1250
      @abcdef1250 7 років тому +5

      u just told my lifestory *sigh*

  • @morganschumacher4077
    @morganschumacher4077 7 років тому +1430

    I can't see race either. I'm fricking blind thanks college humor.
    I'm also magic that's how I typed this without seeing the letters.

    • @gracileferrante4313
      @gracileferrante4313 7 років тому +7

      You're a wizard and your wizard name is F**k Head

    • @villelepoaho4105
      @villelepoaho4105 7 років тому +34

      Even if you're color blind, you can still tell the difference between a black person and a white person.

    • @Ultrasemen
      @Ultrasemen 7 років тому +4

      Not if you see only one color channel multiplied by negative of other channels. Black and white will look the same.

    • @spacekek8197
      @spacekek8197 7 років тому +1

      Epic Cohii Hello Sakamoto

    • @fablungo
      @fablungo 7 років тому +5

      You don't have to be magic to be able to type without seeing the keyboard. There are reasons for the bumps on F and J, and there are many other ways to leave a comment on different devices with an array of input methods.

  • @birgio1363
    @birgio1363 4 роки тому +886

    Necrophiliacs: I don't *see* the dead

    • @Jamie_Mathieson
      @Jamie_Mathieson 3 роки тому +6

      I don’t see age as well but I also don’t see words so I wouldn’t know

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 3 роки тому +5

      uhoh

    • @lilcowa3655
      @lilcowa3655 3 роки тому +7

      Eat your cereal dude

    • @rea9473
      @rea9473 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @youroldman8129
      @youroldman8129 3 роки тому

      Or is it that they never saw life

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap Рік тому +2

    She doesn’t see race, I don’t see movies.

  • @nekocamii
    @nekocamii 6 років тому +502

    me: I don't see age either
    *Chris Hansen walks in*
    Chris: have a seat i'm Chris Hansen from dateline
    me:SHiT

    • @tofutoss3934
      @tofutoss3934 5 років тому +3

      literally my mind 😂🤙

    • @samoea19
      @samoea19 5 років тому +2

      Omg lol

    • @NikkNakk83
      @NikkNakk83 5 років тому

      🤣🤣💯

    • @fredaamour4121
      @fredaamour4121 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

  • @DarkSniper11ZThaBoss
    @DarkSniper11ZThaBoss 7 років тому +562

    I dont see race...
    I dont see gender...
    HOLY GOD IM BLIND

  • @dorademir8195
    @dorademir8195 7 років тому +1983

    Katie: You are all shapeless blobs.
    Me: That's racist to people who ARE shapeless blobs.
    PS: omg sixteen hundred likes! Thank you all!

    • @ethanlloyd6422
      @ethanlloyd6422 7 років тому +28

      Dora Demir That's racist to people who aren't shapeless blobs.

    • @SohanDsouza
      @SohanDsouza 6 років тому +5

      That's "blobs of shapelessness"!

    • @knightshade1297
      @knightshade1297 6 років тому +2

      I am shapeless blobs

    • @chris_mix1370
      @chris_mix1370 6 років тому +1

      Dora Demir this sounds like something Jeremey from Cinema Sins would say

    • @christianmccauley7340
      @christianmccauley7340 6 років тому +5

      Dora Demir EXCUSE ME!? I prefer colorless
      anthropomorphic shape

  • @elikyiael8740
    @elikyiael8740 2 роки тому +5

    today seeing someone as an old woman or as a man based on appareances is problematic, so even this video could get you cancelled

    • @and8091
      @and8091 Рік тому +1

      Weird, weird.

  • @k_dlwlrma
    @k_dlwlrma 3 роки тому +540

    deaf people seeing Katie's hands movements: why does she wants to bring pregnant blobs to attack north Korea?

  • @doubletrouble6480
    @doubletrouble6480 4 роки тому +640

    The old woman and baby part killed me "It's in the name Katie", I bursted into laughter.

  • @RawShogun
    @RawShogun 7 років тому +1041

    this is really 98% of the staff at Vice news now...

    • @ctoacu6188
      @ctoacu6188 7 років тому +44

      That other percent is the janitor.

    • @tobiasbengtsson2112
      @tobiasbengtsson2112 7 років тому +31

      jon devieon I think they're more "I am sorry I'm white!"

    • @scarrantsandreviews
      @scarrantsandreviews 7 років тому +46

      UltimateToby 17 More like "I'm sorry I'm a financially privileged, conventionally attractive white millennial, now excuse me while I go and pretend like white people as a whole have it as good as I do."

    • @ryansk8ter71
      @ryansk8ter71 7 років тому

      kappa

    • @lolvely1
      @lolvely1 7 років тому +6

      Gripsaw Cx edgy

  • @7round1
    @7round1 Рік тому +7

    The weird thing is that by today's standarts, this video is not woke enough

    • @aishuhhh
      @aishuhhh 8 місяців тому

      this video was never woke lmfao

    • @edwardmitchell6581
      @edwardmitchell6581 2 місяці тому

      @@aishuhhh I know. "I don't see race" has always been a conservative trope against affirmative action.

  • @plutothegamer2844
    @plutothegamer2844 6 років тому +1577

    Katie:I don't see baldness
    Grant:Bruce Willis
    Katie:Is he bald??
    Grant:He's famously bald
    Me: Hahahahahaha

    • @iamg3471
      @iamg3471 6 років тому

      Ironic, your Barry Allen and in the video, the guys name is grant.

    • @peachykeen9878
      @peachykeen9878 6 років тому

      That played as soon as I started reading that

  • @BeardOfDan
    @BeardOfDan 3 роки тому +615

    Plot twist: She's color blind and severely near sighted. She literally continues to tell people she can't see things, yet no one helps her get to an optometrist.
    People keep on criticizing her about not seeing things, until she utters some frustrated excuse and they leave her be. Still borderline blind and unaided, but no longer heckled.
    She continues on in her current state, ignorant of all the things she cannot see in the world, unable to meaningfully contribute to so many conversations without being misunderstood.

  • @1213Steven
    @1213Steven 7 років тому +1183

    I was worried this was a buzzfeed video when I read the title.

  • @kimber1911
    @kimber1911 Рік тому +6

    Wait? They are defining a woman? Bold back then.

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Рік тому +1

      This is a comedy sketch. It's not making the point you think it is.

    • @kimber1911
      @kimber1911 Рік тому +2

      @@supershinigami1 you do realize folks get cancelled for the wrong comedy right?

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Рік тому +1

      @@kimber1911 in your mind

    • @kimber1911
      @kimber1911 Рік тому +1

      @@supershinigami1 nope. I'm not offended by the jokes. If you don't see cancel culture, you live in a box with no internet connection.

    • @dinglesworld
      @dinglesworld Рік тому

      @@kimber1911Cancel culture is subjective 🤷‍♂️ give it up buddy, people have always known what public outrage is, the only difference now is that it’s become a buzzword and it’s worsened by the internet

  • @FarheenMeraj
    @FarheenMeraj 7 років тому +1122

    She gives me Lisa Kudrow vibes.

    • @johnbarry7167
      @johnbarry7167 7 років тому +85

      FarheenMeraj Sorry, I don't see similarities

    • @AniketGidye
      @AniketGidye 7 років тому +106

      FarheenMeraj more like 'Phoebe vibes'

    • @maiolus7607
      @maiolus7607 7 років тому +11

      I was wondering who she reminded me of!!

    • @allan2899
      @allan2899 7 років тому

      True

    • @reeseman1932
      @reeseman1932 7 років тому

      You are so right

  • @taniani167
    @taniani167 7 років тому +2189

    TBH anything with this old group is amazing.

    • @deo8038
      @deo8038 6 років тому +38

      all of these people are still at CH

    • @tamara10
      @tamara10 6 років тому +10

      faux meauxn Zac left

    • @deo8038
      @deo8038 6 років тому +26

      not exactly, he's still going to appear occasionally.

    • @josiahbaumgartner7643
      @josiahbaumgartner7643 6 років тому +64

      This is still the new group to me

    • @cherryviper3940
      @cherryviper3940 6 років тому +3

      Josiah Baumgartner same

  • @Wis_Dom
    @Wis_Dom 4 роки тому +712

    As a 40 year old Black man, i have often told this to some of my white friends, growing up. Real acceptance means that you ACCEPT someones differences. But to be fair, I get what she is TRYING to say. People judge based off sight. It's not right, but it's a fact of life. One guy discussed with me, that, with a lot of Black people, you have a higher percentage of bad areas...but yet he chooses to ignore the poverty percentage from economic deficiencies like gentrification within those communities. Also he chooses to ignore that since the 60's (after equality came into play) African Americans have skyrocketed in progress unlike any other race, ever. And even before then, they had clean successful suburban areas that were destroyed. One was literally bombed by racist white people and ignored by the US government until the 90's. See, It's just easier to equate color with problem. That's how the media keeps us all divided and stupid.

  • @zeeoh5466
    @zeeoh5466 3 місяці тому +13

    it's interesting seeing newer commenters describe katie's character as "woke," when she's clearly meant to be playing the role of a fake progressive. she literally says at the end that she really just wants to ignore injustice, there's no real room for other interpretations here.
    also, the part a minute in isn't *that* transphobic. even katie's character establishes a difference between sex and gender, which goes unchallenged. i think the issue is the writer(s) not knowing about things like boymoders and the like, and trans men still wanting to be pregnant, which is understandable for when this was made i think

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 2 місяці тому +1

      Thank you for typing out everything I was thinking but more coherently.
      I was scrolling through the comments and seeing a lot about how that part could be transphobic or would get them cancelled, and thinking about how context matters. This is an older sketch, and it’s based on an assumption that’s largely true and was made with no malice. It’s a bit of ignorance at most, not purposeful rudeness.
      Have a nice day random stranger, and thank you for making me feel less crazy

    • @zeeoh5466
      @zeeoh5466 2 місяці тому +1

      @@erinyes3943 you're welcome! it's always nice to see one of these comments resonate with someone. you have a nice day as well :)

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 26 днів тому

      Describing her as "woke" is so funny
      Especially considering that the actual real meaning of the word "woke" literally was created by african americans to insinuate being awake about the injustice in the system
      Literally saying that there are unfair differences in the system
      But I don't expect rightioids to be literate I guess

    • @Bareq_99
      @Bareq_99 26 днів тому

      Holy cow just read the full comment WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BOYMODDERS HERE 😭😭

    • @zeeoh5466
      @zeeoh5466 26 днів тому

      @@Bareq_99 why wouldn't I talk about boymoders? they're transwomen who don't try to pass in public afaik, it supports my point.
      also, to be fair to those "rightoids" (and I think using the -oid suffix from n*groid/m*ngoloid to mock people is... a choice),
      their version of "woke" began as a sarcastic mockery of the first one, dismissing the idea of systemic injustice. so it's wilfully ignorant, but not *that* ignorant

  • @starkidforlife136
    @starkidforlife136 6 років тому +1393

    THAT'S NOT WHAT EQUALITY MEANS!
    Me- Finally.

    • @victoriaj8050
      @victoriaj8050 6 років тому +4

      Sultan Abdulaziz Thank you

    • @katherineerowele5957
      @katherineerowele5957 6 років тому +12

      Equality is equal chance

    • @satesup4353
      @satesup4353 6 років тому +3

      ..and yes Equalitism could be a new religion... . XD

    • @BIGFOOT-js2ch
      @BIGFOOT-js2ch 6 років тому +3

      What is equality? WHO, IN THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT HAVE EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES? "=" what does this stupid fucking syombl even mean??

    • @enniopaone
      @enniopaone 6 років тому +1

      Sultan Abdulaziz

  • @GimpingFish
    @GimpingFish 7 років тому +433

    I thought the twist would be that she actually can't see this shit xD

    • @britney239
      @britney239 6 років тому

      I thought it would be she only saw herself everywhere she went

  • @billylondon2894
    @billylondon2894 5 років тому +284

    Plot twist
    Katie’s blind

    • @LolLol-hs5zy
      @LolLol-hs5zy 4 роки тому +14

      She said everyone is shapeless blobs so maybe she just needs glasses

  • @rachelar
    @rachelar 10 місяців тому +3

    Basically a sociopath believes only they are truly real so they dont see people at all really
    ....True equality.

  • @cyberrobyn7525
    @cyberrobyn7525 7 років тому +1287

    Katie has turned into Onision, EVERYONE RUN!

    • @animallover372
      @animallover372 7 років тому +3

      Cyber Robyn ahhhhhhhhhh

    • @dankmemes9534
      @dankmemes9534 7 років тому +7

      GeT IN THE CHOOPER

    • @jacobdanz2492
      @jacobdanz2492 7 років тому +58

      No, first she has to exploit her underage viewers followed by a fake apology with lots of exaggerated crying. THEN she's onision.

    • @mirandag59
      @mirandag59 7 років тому +1

      he thinks like that?

    • @kanekicentipede8074
      @kanekicentipede8074 7 років тому +7

      Cyber Robyn no he doesn't he doesn't go around saying men and women are the same or' I don't see race' . I've been subscribed to him for a long time and I think I know.

  • @brendanleuthner4851
    @brendanleuthner4851 6 років тому +677

    I think she's blind

  • @PressCAPLOCK
    @PressCAPLOCK 7 років тому +1247

    Collegehumor has been uploading good videos recently

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 років тому +133

      Then our plan to make good videos is working!

    • @nelsonknapke1671
      @nelsonknapke1671 7 років тому +16

      Bro collegehumor replied to you that's crazy

    • @brendonrutherford2913
      @brendonrutherford2913 7 років тому +8

      no its really not.... that ship sailed in 2014 u guys are literally not funny at all anymore

    • @seancrockette
      @seancrockette 7 років тому +4

      Go back to making videos about college! Your new shit is lame.

    • @livespellitbackwards5478
      @livespellitbackwards5478 7 років тому

      PressCAPLOCK 8

  • @InvaderG
    @InvaderG Рік тому +8

    it’s funny how when this skit came out it was very progressive but now the “differences between men and women” and “if you saw a pregnant person you’d know it was a woman” lines are now bigoted and prejudiced lmao.
    just goes to show you.

    • @recks3569
      @recks3569 Рік тому +1

      we got very retarded

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine 2 місяці тому +4

      They're not bigoted, if you're progressive-leaning, you acknowledge the sole right of anyone to forge their identity, but that does not erase the concepts of biological sex and pregnancy. You can MAKE these statements bigoted by implying that you deny people that right.
      As the guys in the sketch implied, equality is not erasing differences or concepts, it's acknowledging universal rights that are equal for people and not valuing some people over or under others. To that you add courtesy which is not making people uncomfortable about who they want to be, what to do, or what to be called, and subtract bigotry which is active attempts to not let them do these things.

    • @blossom357
      @blossom357 Місяць тому +1

      @@ayebraine I don't HAVE to make an active attempt to not let, for example, a man become a woman. It's implicit in what women can do that men can't do that a man will never be a woman. While most women have the capability to get pregnant or have periods, a cosplayer will NEVER be able to do those things. 😂

  • @inciteinsight2331
    @inciteinsight2331 5 років тому +89

    I thought this was leading up to her actually being blind.

  • @thechancan5254
    @thechancan5254 7 років тому +226

    College Humour is what Buzzfeed wish it could be.

    • @grammarnazi2979
      @grammarnazi2979 7 років тому +4

      Relevant?

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 7 років тому +3

      Yeah. Shoe on Head should rant about them.

    • @joeynathan6073
      @joeynathan6073 7 років тому +4

      I don't see Buzzfeed, College Humour or WatchCut, I see UA-cam Channels!

  • @ojtony6654
    @ojtony6654 6 років тому +1869

    I can't tell if this is left wing propaganda or right wing propaganda
    I love it

    • @maalyraw9818
      @maalyraw9818 6 років тому +63

      Thanos car

    • @DiegoRuiz1991
      @DiegoRuiz1991 6 років тому +141

      I think it's anti-SJW propaganda. Who calls everyone "ableist" for just saying someone has a disability?

    • @laszlosarosdi5417
      @laszlosarosdi5417 6 років тому +36

      It could be either, but I can tell what it isn`t : Humor.

    • @beepbeeplettuce2779
      @beepbeeplettuce2779 6 років тому +76

      I mean, 129,000 people (and I) found it pretty funny.

    • @credendovides20
      @credendovides20 5 років тому +97

      OjTony Neither. Comedy is comedy. The fact that even just talking about social issues, while mocking both sides of an ideology, has to be made for the only porpouse to push an agenda is quite frankly weird.

  • @BloodMoonASMR
    @BloodMoonASMR Рік тому +5

    PC culture in a nutshell

  • @golden8632
    @golden8632 7 років тому +924

    Katie triggered me so much lmao

    • @nataliahancock6418
      @nataliahancock6418 7 років тому +5

      Foxtrot1010 same😂

    • @disruptivebunny6760
      @disruptivebunny6760 7 років тому +17

      Foxtrot1010 shows how good an actor she is

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 7 років тому +3

      that or youre easily trigger or even know people like this that you want to kill but there are no fucking laws in place to make it legal to publicly euthanize them.

    • @funnydude4567
      @funnydude4567 7 років тому

      Aww. That sucks. There are bigger problems. Sorry to say

    • @sasom7274
      @sasom7274 7 років тому +1

      Its rude to say her name like that. Its callled acting look it up

  • @lenalou5449
    @lenalou5449 6 років тому +130

    “There’s only on race the human race.” *gets slapped*
    “WHAT ABOUT NASCAR???”

  • @sensiblecryptid4406
    @sensiblecryptid4406 5 років тому +392

    "There's only one race, the human race"
    *Slaps*
    "WHAT ABOUT NASCAR"

    • @dansimms4735
      @dansimms4735 4 роки тому +2

      69 nice

    • @titanrex0513
      @titanrex0513 4 роки тому +4

      Ya and, what about the rain drops on my window. They are racing.

    • @firstnamelastname061
      @firstnamelastname061 4 роки тому +8

      lol someone copied your comment and it has more likes than you (about 4.5k) . My heart felt condolences to you friend

    • @ihavethehighground8697
      @ihavethehighground8697 3 роки тому

      Yes indeed that this comment is stolen from another user
      But it doesn't matter, there's no law that says a fake can't surpass the original

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому

      @@firstnamelastname061 I mean that’s fine considering it’s a popular vine lmao

  • @duckmaster5512
    @duckmaster5512 2 роки тому +3

    I didn’t see race till I was like 8 I didn’t realize one of the older people I saw every day was black cause I don’t pay attention to looks

  • @FredicoFinjay
    @FredicoFinjay 7 років тому +700

    I'm offended by your rude mocking of baldness. Baldness is a real world issue, and I won't take this tyranny.

  • @yummychips_
    @yummychips_ 6 років тому +825

    just remember, equality = treat everyone like shit equally

  • @Fairpoint374
    @Fairpoint374 7 років тому +276

    I don't see sex. There is only one sex. I'm a Virgin...

    • @fablungo
      @fablungo 7 років тому +40

      Surely that means there is no sex, not one sex?

  • @littlesapphire7926
    @littlesapphire7926 2 роки тому +2

    "So Bruce Willis!"
    "Is he bald?"
    "He's famously bald!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @rounddcat
    @rounddcat 6 років тому +364

    "There's only one race. The human race."
    wHAT ABOUT NASCAR

    • @lakrinmex8132
      @lakrinmex8132 6 років тому

      Idk what nascar is but the quote is scientificaly correct.

    • @rockeeetttt
      @rockeeetttt 6 років тому +1

      hebun hebun nascar, is a national race car league, so rlly fast cars driving on a track, also he was a quoting s vine, and if you don’t know what that is, it’s a 6 second long video that was a filmed on a an app that is no longer functioning

  • @doubleirishdutchsandwich4740
    @doubleirishdutchsandwich4740 5 років тому +64

    2:27 "I believe both women are my same age" - Roy Moore

  • @TrippyTimesTwo
    @TrippyTimesTwo 4 роки тому +107

    The UA-cam algorithm has a cruel sense of irony.

  • @recehgaming8246
    @recehgaming8246 7 місяців тому +7

    This was joke back then, and now become reality, there are real person who like Katie, lmao.