All About Sex On Tamriel - The Elder Scrolls Lore

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  • Опубліковано 14 лип 2023
  • Disclaimer: This video is made for educational purposes. There are no graphic descriptions in the video, all sensitive content is talked about in a serious and factual manner.
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    Comment for credit: After a little chat with some people on the UESP discord I feel like I should credit the reference list on this page: en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sex I dont tend to use UESP articles (Or wiki articles) for my videos, as they contain other people's opinions and interpretations. But I do use their reference/source list to obtain primary sources (Such as lorebooks, item descriptions, etc) and then come to my own conclusions. I then read the articles after finishing my script, so I can see whether I missed any blatantly obvious conclusions. In the case of this video I took no conclusions from the article I did not make myself upon primary sources, and even concluded some things differently. BUT! Credit where credit is due, the UESP ammassed the whole collection of primary sources and that was of great convenience for me. Since all the sources were there, properly linked, etc. So I did use their source list for this video, which was excellent, so credit for that!
    Not to say I dislike UESP articles, they are usually excellent! But they are written and researched by someone else, so they may contain opinions or interpretations of lore that I dont agree with. So thats why I only tend to use the sources and references, instead of the article itself.
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  • @ImperialKnowledge
    @ImperialKnowledge  11 місяців тому +532

    Edit: After a little chat with some people on the UESP discord (including some of the writers of the below mentioned article) I feel like I should credit the reference list on this page: en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sex I dont tend to use UESP articles (Or wiki articles) for my videos, as they contain other people's opinions and interpretations. But I do use their reference/source list to obtain primary sources (Such as lorebooks, item descriptions, etc) and then come to my own conclusions. I then read the articles after finishing my script, so I can see whether I missed any blatantly obvious conclusions. In the case of this video I took no conclusions from the article I did not make myself upon primary sources, and even concluded some things differently. BUT! Credit where credit is due, the UESP ammassed the whole collection of primary sources and that was of great convenience for me. Since all the sources were there, properly linked, etc. So I did use their source list for this video, which was excellent, so credit for that!
    Not to say I dislike UESP articles, they are usually excellent! But they are written and researched by someone else, so they may contain opinions or interpretations of lore that I dont agree with. So thats why I only tend to use the sources and references, instead of the article itself.
    UA-cam spare me thy wrath, the video should be eligible for advertisement according to thyne guidelines. Please save thyne wrath for the bad boys and girls and not for me.

    • @VirtuallyVexed
      @VirtuallyVexed 11 місяців тому +1

      STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM. YOU VIOLATED THE ARBITRARY TOS. PAY THE COURT A FINE OR FACE A CHANNEL STRIKE!

    • @tobymarshall8142
      @tobymarshall8142 11 місяців тому +20

      Have pity, overlord algorithm, he knows not what he youtubes.

    • @channel_lurker
      @channel_lurker 11 місяців тому +10

      You keep saying you arent our naughty biology teacher but i think this is the 3th vid you made on the subject.
      owo

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 11 місяців тому +8

      I think the idea of Mer having slower fertility than humans traces back to the Falmer-Atmoran/Nord conflict where the faster reproduction of humans is specifically cited as one of the causes of conflict that and the Wandering Ehlnofey (whom Men descend from)who were described as more abundant than their Older brethren

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 11 місяців тому

      ELDER SEX?!?!?!??!?!??!

  • @skoomakitten5829
    @skoomakitten5829 11 місяців тому +2628

    I've never heard of this 'sex' thing. However now that I find it's an established part of the Elder Scrolls lore, I must study it diligently.

    • @GeoffryGifari
      @GeoffryGifari 10 місяців тому +60

      are there things more deserved of study?

    • @lightish3754
      @lightish3754 10 місяців тому +83

      I'm also interested! perhaps we can study it together and confer our data?

    • @skoomakitten5829
      @skoomakitten5829 10 місяців тому

      Hmm, yes. Exploring sex together might be more interesting.

    • @firen0136
      @firen0136 10 місяців тому

      ​@@lightish3754Oi. Put your pants back on.

    • @priestofcrab4043
      @priestofcrab4043 10 місяців тому

      COMPUTER! Look up SEX!

  • @Jaann1919
    @Jaann1919 11 місяців тому +4651

    Bro we need a tes6 or were all gonna go insane

    • @MarkoT701
      @MarkoT701 11 місяців тому +263

      I will be very excited when tes6 comes out but I feel like it’s going to be disappointing to me at least or have a terrible release like fallout 76 but we will have to wait see.

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 11 місяців тому +156

      tes 6 NEEDS to have a SEGGS mini-game, like the "Hot Coffee" cut-content from GTA SA

    • @dagothur5595
      @dagothur5595 11 місяців тому +131

      I'm already banging my head and kicking and screaming because I've been to soltheim for the 10th time.

    • @uraniummmm1
      @uraniummmm1 11 місяців тому +147

      We already are, we're studying freaking TES sex that's how desperate the community is for anything TES related

    • @OccultEclipse
      @OccultEclipse 11 місяців тому +93

      @@f.b.l.9813It absolutely doesn’t “NEED” that at all, it’s cringe and weird. I’m sure there are plenty of mods that can give you what you’re sorely lacking in real life.

  • @Antondencoole
    @Antondencoole 11 місяців тому +1201

    Finally, sex is canon

    • @deciusantonius7606
      @deciusantonius7606 11 місяців тому +84

      Only in fantasy world

    • @user-qf2di6wy2d
      @user-qf2di6wy2d 11 місяців тому +25

      Now we have to kill it

    • @bluenightfury4365
      @bluenightfury4365 11 місяців тому +22

      @@user-qf2di6wy2d Telling me you wouldn't want to commit lusty argonian maid?

    • @user-qf2di6wy2d
      @user-qf2di6wy2d 11 місяців тому

      @@bluenightfury4365 I will better die twice than have s*x once

    • @jakedill1304
      @jakedill1304 11 місяців тому +5

      And yet for some reason after daggerfall it seemed to completely disappear from any of the official content.. which is probably for the best because it seems like every NPC ever since has the dialogue of a store manager trying to roleplay in a training demo for new staff.. and the mind of a child.. it's almost like.. the only adult in the writing room disappeared mysteriously...

  • @Threxer
    @Threxer 11 місяців тому +2961

    Finally some actually interesting lore

    • @patricialavery8270
      @patricialavery8270 11 місяців тому +61

      All the things you wanted to ask but were afraid to.

    • @dd11111
      @dd11111 11 місяців тому +80

      "Finally some good fuckin' lore!"

    • @derfistendefistus
      @derfistendefistus 11 місяців тому

      @@tribunal3003🫨🫨🫨

    • @LegitGuy45
      @LegitGuy45 11 місяців тому +15

      @@tribunal3003I’m going to warn you before you get r/wooshed but it’s a joke. Most people don’t actually think that, it’s just internet comedy.

    • @loganlasiewicz3636
      @loganlasiewicz3636 11 місяців тому +1

      🤨

  • @TheTrueBigWill
    @TheTrueBigWill 11 місяців тому +971

    Wait… You are telling me that the lusty argonian maid had nothing to do with bread?

    • @ImperialKnowledge
      @ImperialKnowledge  11 місяців тому +324

      I know I was surprised too

    • @eldrifto_
      @eldrifto_ 10 місяців тому +34

      ​@Mazz38my facial expression matches the mr house in ur pfp

    • @jorikrouwenhorst7220
      @jorikrouwenhorst7220 10 місяців тому +71

      So Lifts-Her-Tail wasn't actually cleaning the master's spear?

    • @rachel-lq1em
      @rachel-lq1em 10 місяців тому +5

      @Mazz38money?

    • @ghub39
      @ghub39 10 місяців тому

      probably no, i think khajiit and argonians can fit human's bread into their ovens, they just cant get pregnant from them

  • @coolio6855
    @coolio6855 11 місяців тому +563

    I love the idea that Hermaeus is just using all of the erotica in Tamriel to build his plane just because of how much of it there is. Makes me wonder how much we walked right past in Dragonborn.

    • @GeoffryGifari
      @GeoffryGifari 10 місяців тому +96

      so... apocrypha is the internet?

    • @gohunt001-5
      @gohunt001-5 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@GeoffryGifaripretty much, but you don't have a search engine

    • @austinparker5053
      @austinparker5053 10 місяців тому +83

      Where do you think all the tentacles came from?

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому

      @@GeoffryGifari More like the Deep Web actually. Since the google from TES is the imperial library.

    • @nathanlane6668
      @nathanlane6668 6 місяців тому +46

      There is a building dedicated entirely to "Lusty Argonian Maid" fanfiction

  • @samiamtheman7379
    @samiamtheman7379 11 місяців тому +1694

    "Why were they designed by the Hist to want to do it for pleasure?"
    I mean, when you consider the act of procreation in general is meant to be pleasurable in order to get creatures to want to procreate more, it makes sense. Either that or while the Hist want the Argonians to serve them, they aren't dicks to them like the Dunmer are.

    • @yurigagarin9765
      @yurigagarin9765 11 місяців тому +230

      Based Hist, would let myself be mindcontrolled by it just to enjoy the crazy lizard orgies.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 місяців тому +175

      A lot of the design of the Argonians is to blend in with the mammalian races of Tamriel. Having tits, wangs, facial expressions, and ability to screw is all to interact better with the mammals and make them more comfortable with the lizard race. It's basically A Form You Are Comfortable With on behalf of the Hist servant race.

    • @Andreithelord
      @Andreithelord 11 місяців тому +58

      @@Mortablunt that is actually a possible explanation if you disregard the Times of Stone. During the Times of Stone, when Argonia was an empire and they built Xanmeers to Sithis and had advanced magitech, the Argonians were designed to “rule”, so to speak. They were not a servant race to anyone but the Hist. Once the Hist decided to deny them their fruits and technology and guided them to becoming servile, adaptive, cunning and subtle as the other races rose to greater power, it would make a lot of sense.
      We know for a fact that, given the Oblivion crisis and the formation of the An-Xileel, that Argonian biology was changed for war. As a result, it is possible that they weren’t always like that. ESO, however, shows in Murkmire that ancient Argonians didn’t really look any different, leading one to question then what the role of the pleasure in casual sex was for.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 місяців тому +34

      @@Andreithelord I am but a simple memer, clinging to my Oblivion savefile from 2008.

    • @TurKlack
      @TurKlack 11 місяців тому +48

      @@yurigagarin9765 Are they actually mind controlled? from what I've learned the Argonians are deeply linked to the Hists, but they don't loose their free will and individuality. It's more like a symbioses.

  • @ryanhau1073
    @ryanhau1073 11 місяців тому +737

    "Group Sex is common with Khajiit"
    Basically Fur Piles

    • @MatiNuva1724
      @MatiNuva1724 11 місяців тому +57

      Bro-

    • @theknave1915
      @theknave1915 11 місяців тому +47

      Perish lol

    • @StudleyDuderight
      @StudleyDuderight 11 місяців тому +4

      ...shag carpet
      Edit: I'm sorry, but I'm totally going to steal your thunder by also posting my joke as main thread comment. I'll give you credit for the inspiration though.

    • @chrisdupuis2523
      @chrisdupuis2523 11 місяців тому

      Disgusting.

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 11 місяців тому +80

      Skyrim sex modders: "Write that down!"

  • @simcha10000
    @simcha10000 11 місяців тому +1024

    Tbh this isn’t just good for those with perverted intentions. From a role playing perspective a lot of this information about procreation is important for developing a character that will make sense within the lore of the game.

    • @thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960
      @thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960 11 місяців тому +117

      Suuuuuuuuure

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 11 місяців тому +103

      ​@@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960That's why I clicked as well.
      🌟 *"Research"* 🌟

    • @e.matthews
      @e.matthews 11 місяців тому +50

      Agreed. As a mage I'd play as the occasional High or Dark elf, but now that I know they're prudes I'll probably choose Breton

    • @jacobgoodrich6984
      @jacobgoodrich6984 11 місяців тому +12

      bro what type of dnd are you playing lol

    • @pyropulseIXXI
      @pyropulseIXXI 11 місяців тому

      This is some sad, pathetic stuff if you 'roleplay' with this information. This is why Western civilization is collapsing; modern men are just stunted children and are becoming more and more pathetic with each passing generation. As a result, women become more and more promiscuous as they have no proper masculine archetype to properly guide them into total and complete virtue

  • @Sandstimes
    @Sandstimes 11 місяців тому +636

    Unironically this sort of lore/worldbuilding is really fascinating to me because it's a topic 99% of writers are unwilling to touch, which is understandable given both how much harder it is to get to a large audience + personal boundaries or beliefs but also it's a basic facet of life and hearing how it might exist within a fantasy world of fantasy races is v interesting. Especially where it gets more alien like with the khajiit and their moon cycles, I like it when writers put this much thought into their world that they think about and answer even these sorts of questions

    • @Jenna_Talia
      @Jenna_Talia 11 місяців тому +51

      It's one of those things that helps to really tie worldbuilding together. Like diet, imagine a race of anthro wolves only eating meat because they're descended from obligate carnivores. Does it matter to the world? Not in the slightest. But it makes it feel all the more real and tangible. Same goes for sex and genitalia, you really don't need to add it to your projects but seeing in world sex ed that's different to yours is one of those things that acts as a cherry on top.

    • @colddaze6680
      @colddaze6680 10 місяців тому +5

      A great honour to have sex with a Hag raven?? Does that mean some Reachmen have a "granny fetish"?..
      Seriously though great lore vid champ. I've listened to well over a hundred from different people now.Though there are other legitimate great lore masters on youtube. You are about the only one that ever really touches on the most obscure subjects to do with TES. The martial arts of TES was another I'd never seen anyone else post on before either. As a couple others said in this thread too, the finer details all weave together the most comprehensive and deeper world building, more or less in so many words. I find usually the most obscure details are usually the most interesting information.

    • @desuite2413
      @desuite2413 5 місяців тому +2

      Honestly i totally agree Man happy to see somebody who gets it

  • @raycavazos8927
    @raycavazos8927 11 місяців тому +172

    Your visual representation was how Emperor Palpatine gets unlimited power, not how people have sex

  • @nukedpyro
    @nukedpyro 11 місяців тому +110

    The fact hermaus mora uses all the porn that rains down to his realm as STRUCTURE MATERIAL SENT ME TO THE GROUND 😂 its like building a house outta playboys

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому +9

      Yeah TES lore has wild stuff like this here and there, one of the reason's why it's so compelling.

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 Місяць тому

      Next time I see Hermaeus Mora, I'm showing him Rule 34. His realm will last for eternity

  • @SageRuffin
    @SageRuffin 11 місяців тому +392

    On the topic of Aldmeri political marriages and the sort, one of my favorite sidequests in ESO's Summerset expansion involves a Altmer man looking for his bride-to-be. After some digging, you learn that the marriage is more for status than affection and that the man's a bit of a dirtbag as such. He knows she ran off to one of the nearby Delve caves, but since you "have the look of a ruffian" he wants you to look for her (or her remains) so that he doesn't have to risk himself.
    !!!SPOILERS!!!
    Once you find the Aldmeri woman, you can discover the reasons for her running away: one is because of the marriage itself (she's not too fond of her future groom and actually had eyes for a Bosmer gentleman) and the other is because _she's a werewolf._ You need the Persuasion passive from the Mages Guild skill line for this, but you can convince her that it's possible to control her lycanthropy and she can still live a relatively peaceful life. She agrees and then asks you to escort her back to her groom-to-be and right after getting your reward from said groom, this exchange happens:
    *Bride:* "Dearest, tell me. Our wedding day... weren't we told the moons would be full?"
    *Groom:* "Why, yes. A most auspicious sign, the priest told us."
    *Bride:* "Oh yes. Most auspicious indeed. I very much look forward to it."
    Good times.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 11 місяців тому +25

      Now, if you want to twist the knife, the plot twist could be that the groom manages to cut the bride down after she transforms - all the political benefits for him without the hassle.

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 11 місяців тому +56

      @@KopperNeoman Heh, I'd say he earned his benefits if he manages to survive a werewolf assault.

    • @MrLightningbob
      @MrLightningbob 11 місяців тому +4

      I love that quest

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 9 місяців тому +2

      there's no bosmer that could ever be considered a gentleman

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 9 місяців тому +9

      @@slvaltva1392 The Adoring Fan is PEAK gentleman, excuse you, he even avoids stealing my kills and respawns when I punch him off the Jeralls.

  • @theknave1915
    @theknave1915 11 місяців тому +692

    Well, the issue with Khajitt isnt the "act" of sexual activity with other races. The issue is births are tied to the phases of the two moons. Khajitt are allegedly only born as long as the two moons are in the sky (i know I'm grossly oversimplifying it). It's something only unique to the khajitt. There seens to be a magical aspect to procreation to the khajitt that acts as a barrier to interracial procreation. You have khajiit that are elf like, but they are still khajitt. Its the moons that decide what a khajjit lolks like, not the parents.

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 11 місяців тому +1

      There are Khajiit that look like straight up house cats which is super funny because what if 2 house cat looking motherfuckers end up with a human looking baby

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 11 місяців тому +96

      Yes, phases of the moon affect the khajit type that is born, there is this whole group of khajit who just look like housecats in silly little clothes but they can apparently talk and use magic n shiet

    • @GoodOneLULE
      @GoodOneLULE 11 місяців тому +18

      @@secretname2670 would love to encounter them in ES6

    • @tarheelpro87
      @tarheelpro87 11 місяців тому +66

      @@secretname2670they’re the Al’fiq. The Khajiit we play as in Oblivion and Skyrim are Cathay. There’s the Cathay-Raht which are similar but look more similar to jaguars, and are really big and strong. The Ohmes and Ohmes-Raht are the elf like ones. I don’t remember the differences, but the Ohmes-Raht is bigger I assume, since the “Raht” suffix tends to mean bigger. There’s also the Dagi and Dagi-Raht which are really small bipedal ones, that are really good at climbing trees. I forget the rest but I think some are even like Sabre cats. A book in Skyrim I read described them as battlecats.

    • @grimcrimz768
      @grimcrimz768 11 місяців тому +2

      There's even where they can become a type of intelligent house cat😂

  • @Bigslam1993
    @Bigslam1993 11 місяців тому +209

    Jesus christ, there really isn't any untapped elder scrolls lore anymore is there?
    We need ES6. If only so we can have MORE sex lore

    • @Ghost_Hybrid
      @Ghost_Hybrid 11 місяців тому +9

      I guess until then you have Baldur's Gate 3

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Ghost_Hybrid After seeing the dragonborn race in that game I wonder how Argonians will look like in TES 6.

  • @Okami1313
    @Okami1313 11 місяців тому +326

    On the topic of elven fertility: in the Real Biography of Barenziah it was described that female elves, all forms of them, can have at most four children, but sometimes it can be as low as one, but at most four. So it seems that elven women may have a predetermined amount of gametes to offer for procreation

    • @masync183
      @masync183 11 місяців тому +94

      Given how long they live I wonder if that's meant to ensure they don't overpopulate and destroy themslevss.

    • @SpikedKirby
      @SpikedKirby 11 місяців тому +31

      I think she had more than 4 children, in daggerfall she already had 3 plus a secret child that became a nightingale, and the bio states how promiscuous she was before that

    • @Okami1313
      @Okami1313 11 місяців тому +10

      @@SpikedKirby The wiki only has three listed, plus the one she allegedly had with Tiber Septim makes four

    • @bluexephosfan970
      @bluexephosfan970 10 місяців тому +14

      That's also how humans work, AFAB people have a set amount of eggs from birth that were grown in the womb (as opposed to sperm, which is produced by the testicles constantly after puberty)

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 9 місяців тому +5

      Given that they also say that having sex with one of the man races can "quicken" an elf and cause procreation to take better, I think it's less that they can "only" have 4 kids (a limited number of gametes), but rather that embryos don't implant well in elven women.
      I'd wager it's a hormone thing, since there's also a lot of lore that says elven men are feminine to the point some of the more dimorphic races get confused because they can't rely on clothing tells. To me it sounds like merrish women don't have a big spike in hormones to ready their bodies until they're "quickened" as a reaction to pheromones from mannish or mixed races, unlike what humans undergo IRL.
      This also factors in why in the only region where a merrish species was free to mix with a mannish species, the Altmeri and Nedic folk created an entire race of manmer, the Bretons.
      (Makes me curious if that old rumored theory about Symmachus' bloodline is true and there's basically a Dunmer "subspecies" that's the Dunmer-ish counterpart to Bretons, elves with dominant Nord traits like Bretons are humans with dominant Altmer traits.)

  • @LeviathanSpeaks1469
    @LeviathanSpeaks1469 11 місяців тому +52

    Sigma Hermy: “THIS SMUT IS WORTHLESS… I’M USING IT AS A BRICK…” 🐙

  • @GreatOldOneCthulhu
    @GreatOldOneCthulhu 11 місяців тому +379

    I just gotta say that oral sex being banned in Morrowind under Tribunal law makes little sense, given certain... not quite consentual actions Vivec himself carried out against a few Nord generals... actions that he seemed to be quite proud of.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 місяців тому

      Did Vivic halt an invasion with a unilaterally consensual blowjobathon?

    • @harleyleedavidson8751
      @harleyleedavidson8751 11 місяців тому +126

      I really should stop drinking skooma

    • @antoniestrydom6367
      @antoniestrydom6367 11 місяців тому +55

      If you look at Islam, the laws in the Quran and what Muhammad himself did then it makes perfect sense. Wouldn't be surprised if more than a small amount of inspiration was taken from there.

    • @TepidTurtleWater
      @TepidTurtleWater 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@antoniestrydom6367 what laws in the Quran? And what did Muhammad do?

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 11 місяців тому +122

      Counter:
      "It is based when i do it."
      -Lord Vivec

  • @anysimmers8702
    @anysimmers8702 11 місяців тому +317

    Okay, but making love to a Khajiit doesn't make one a furry right? Asking for a friend

    • @Matchaddict82
      @Matchaddict82 11 місяців тому +1

      No a furry is a mentally I’ll person who dresses like An animal to feed into their own sick delusions. Since Khajiit are actual felines this is more beastiality.

    • @-gemberkoekje-5547
      @-gemberkoekje-5547 11 місяців тому +1

      If you're attracted to them then you have a furry fetish.

    • @ImperialKnowledge
      @ImperialKnowledge  11 місяців тому +230

      Just call my lawyer, he got you.

    • @bellagothz
      @bellagothz 11 місяців тому +2

      WATCH ME SMOOCH A KHAJIIT AND GET AWAY WITH IT

    • @yurigagarin9765
      @yurigagarin9765 11 місяців тому +117

      It absolutely does. Do not fight it, just embrace the barbs, I mean the fur.

  • @viniciusaragao4989
    @viniciusaragao4989 10 місяців тому +73

    Damn these lore makers are getting crazy... To invent something called sex, impressive

    • @theusinnormal5414
      @theusinnormal5414 10 місяців тому +1

      Truly a creative invention!

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому

      But for real though, what is impressive is how well documented intercourse and reproduction are in TES.

  • @krench421
    @krench421 11 місяців тому +43

    The old tales tell of an ancient place somewhere on Nirn were all sexual customs originated. This place was known as "LoversLab". What a peculiar name, a strange place indeed

    • @sandihyperaktiv7460
      @sandihyperaktiv7460 10 місяців тому +2

      I heard there was tentacles in certain parts of loverslab! How curious!

    • @Slysheen
      @Slysheen 4 місяці тому

      There seems to be a section particularly interested in eggs as well. The Hist experimenting again perhaps?

  • @FAMI-ep9ok
    @FAMI-ep9ok 11 місяців тому +397

    Regarding Khajiit:
    Those "barbs" appear as an "atavism" in humans too.
    It's called Hirsuties papillaris coronae glandis.
    Not as actual barbs, but wart-like nubs.
    I imagine that the more anthropomorphic Khajiit tend towards the atavism or lack thereof, while the more animalistic ones tend to the opposite.
    Given the amount of representation humanoid Khajiit (men) receive in lore about mixed couplings (the true Barenziah, Akrashs last sheath) it seems likely they're not full "feral" down under.
    Edit.: Either that, or dunmer women are into that😂

    • @BaldPolishBiotechnol
      @BaldPolishBiotechnol 11 місяців тому +94

      Knowing Dunmer women from the lore, I would not discount the possibility...
      Imagine Dagoth-Ur getting turned down by a Dunmer women because he had no barbs... Wait! Maybe this is the reason he hates Khajit so much!

    • @UnswimmingFishYT
      @UnswimmingFishYT 11 місяців тому +56

      I don't remember where it was, but one of the lore writers actually clarified about the Khajiit barb situation. He said that the more elf-like Khajiit have none, but the more animalistic-looking ones do, and that Therris, the thief Barenziah did things with, was a Cathay-Raht, the large type that has been compared to werewolves in physique. I imagine the body type is very close, but with cat features. This means all the four-legged Khajiit would also be that way, similar to real cats. The Ohmes-Raht we typically see in games, and the Ohmes, which almost just look like Bosmer, have no such barbs. This is probably why the only well-known mention is Therris having that feature, because the Khajiit most widespread and likely to have that sort of relations with other people just don't have that. There's still the issue of all but the Ohmes being furry, which probably leads most people from other races to compare them too closely to animals for it to be comfortable considering a relationship with one, most likely being the explanation for why we never really see an interracial couple including a Khajiit.
      Although the popularity of books about Argonians suggests maybe a lot of people in TES really just don't care, and would be comfortable doing that with anything vaguely shaped like a human. Hard to be sure, but it seems like interracial pairings between Orcs, Khajiit, and Argonians are far less common than humans and elves. My best guess is that most humans and elves don't like tusks, fur, or scales, and that the Argonian-themed books are read more for amusement than any weird interest in getting friendly with a lizard.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 11 місяців тому +11

      The barbs are only present on two speciic furstocks. One is Suthay-raht, and Cathay-raht. The latter typically being what we play as.

    • @UnswimmingFishYT
      @UnswimmingFishYT 11 місяців тому +36

      @@tomthestone1470 Where do you get that idea? The Alfiq definitely have them, and are even stated as being physically indistinguishable from a pet cat. Also, the ones shown in games as playable characters are NOT Cathay-Raht. Cathay-Raht is a huge Khajiit, typically much larger than a normal person, and compared directly to werewolves in one book because of how bestial they look. The ones we play as now tend to be Cathay, very similar in basic appearance to Cathay-Raht, but normal sized and closer to the body proportions of a human in most ways.

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 11 місяців тому +18

      If any race would be into it, it'd be the Dunmer. Definitely the Dunmer.

  • @owlrecluse2234
    @owlrecluse2234 11 місяців тому +100

    I fully expected this to be a huge meme but this is well written and researched.

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому +11

      Differently from other franchises, The Elder Scrolls lore takes itself so seriously and deep that even intercourse is scientifically documented, it's incredible.

  • @idipped2521
    @idipped2521 11 місяців тому +140

    It would be funny if Zork made a Lusty Argonian Maid video similar to bottle Todd, about it being in your head all the time and reading it every day as a meme. "The Lusty Argonian Maid is in my heart, my mind, and hiding in my walls PLEASE HELP"

  • @hailbopthecomet
    @hailbopthecomet 11 місяців тому +105

    As someone who studies the history of IRL human sexuality, it's really interesting to see how people adapt sexuality and tradition into fiction, especially when adapting to non-human cultures. Thank you for this cool info!

    • @anevilstripper6095
      @anevilstripper6095 10 місяців тому +7

      I found it very interesting too!
      I'm interested in studying sexology but I don't really know where to look, the universities don't teach it in my country.

    • @anon1963
      @anon1963 10 місяців тому

      ​@@anevilstripper6095bro is studying on a certain website 💀

  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 10 місяців тому +14

    Now I have to walk through Apocrypha with the knowledge that the walls are made out of smut and fanfiction.

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 10 місяців тому +2

      🎶99 pages of smut on the walls, 99 pages of smut, take one down, pass it around, 98 pages of smut on the wall🎶

    • @lethaldream50
      @lethaldream50 3 місяці тому +2

      now we know where Ao3 is really hosted. now we know what the A in Ao3 really stands for.

  • @jubei7259
    @jubei7259 11 місяців тому +47

    'The Breton village where everyone was permanently aroused was handled jokingly'... Yeah, only coz ESO is an MMO & therefore not particularly mod friendly lol. Something tells me it would have been handled very differently otherwise lmao.

  • @patricialavery8270
    @patricialavery8270 11 місяців тому +23

    Dude in group talking about how Mer don't have many offspring,me wading through endless Bosmer and Dunmer Bandits and Reavers and dodging Thalmor patrols every time I go anywhere.😆🤣😆

  • @YourWaywardDestiny
    @YourWaywardDestiny 11 місяців тому +152

    Re: Birth control speculations in regards to the Altmer. The story of Barenziah and Tiber Septim features an Altmer mage being the one tasked with aborting the resulting pregnancy. I imagine the implications are clear there; there's magic available to terminate at the very least. As terminating a pregnancy is not actually a pleasant experience for the pregnant person (not getting into the ethics, that's a bag of angry slaughterfish that is outside of my point) I would speculate that it's more than likely that they have magical contraceptive means as well so they can avoid all that discomfort where possible. By the current era, those means have likely spread and become a part of any training for practitioners of Dibella, Sanguine, and Maphala in some capacity, and probably is a part of a non-religious healer's training. So, uh, thank Altmer for all the (mostly) risk-free access to casual sex in Tamriel, I guess?

    • @wod5203
      @wod5203 11 місяців тому +5

      I imagine it's called the Shock spell. Don't taze me bro!

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny 11 місяців тому +15

      @@wod5203 Considering IRL abortions that are after a certain (exceedingly early) point, the fetus is literally suctioned out, I'm thinking it'd be more along the lines of some sort of spell with a draining effect...

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 11 місяців тому +12

      "Pregnant person"
      Unless there are asari in Elder Scrolls all of a sudden, there's a word for the subset of mammalian species able to become pregnant. Starts with a W...

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny 11 місяців тому +47

      @@KopperNeoman Friend, you are objecting to a woman being called a person, and that's not the look you think it is.
      Also Argonians in ES are wont to be a confusion cluster since they literally have the capacity to switch between the two genital sets, and none of us are actually in the know how many in-between states they might have and what lines they recognize. We DO know when they do mate, they have the capacity to both lay eggs and to gestate as it's demanded of them. They're not mammalian, and can experience pregnancy and are people in this fictional setting.
      We ALSO don't have a lot of information on biological dimorphism in ES in general, we just _presume_ it is the exact same as real life. For all we know, Vivec's duel casting set up ain't rare in the slightest, and we couldn't say if he was capable of carrying and birthing children or no. Maybe he could, maybe other people like him can, we call him "he" with or without that information not because of that capacity, but because of penis+lack of fatty breast tissue. If it's possible for him, HE would be pregnant, no way around it, that'd be a pregnant man.
      So yes, pregnant person to cover all my bases from a biological stand point. If you want to make that broad generalization, go right ahead, but I don't know a lot of details that makes that a stupid ass hill to be fighting over.

    • @venlocity2
      @venlocity2 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@KopperNeomanwaffle

  • @YoKhai1221
    @YoKhai1221 11 місяців тому +85

    I’m pretty sure the barbed aspect of Khajiit is relegated to the more Feline furstocks. With the more Elf like Ohmes having none, and Senche having them (Cathay likely have some)

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 11 місяців тому +55

    Maybe it's just the Thalmor, but the more I hear about the Altmer the more I feel like the Summerset Isles would be a horrible place to live.

    • @PoseurGoth
      @PoseurGoth 11 місяців тому +26

      Summerset has a very high expat rate. Generally, anyone who disapproves of the strict Altmer culture was always expected to simply leave for other parts of Tamriel. This means that only the hardline traditionalists stayed, thus making the society more and more conservative over time. That was suddenly changing at the end of the Third Era, which may have played a role in the rise of the Thalmor, as a kind of reactionary backlash.

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@PoseurGothLooking at the USA and Japan... that checks out.

    • @SageRuffin
      @SageRuffin 11 місяців тому +6

      @@PoseurGoth The beginning of the Aldmeri Dominion storyline in ESO is basically about fighting against a group of Altmer supremacists who disagree with then-queen Ayrenn's attempts to reopen Summerset's borders. They even have what are basically concentration camps designed to "reform" and "educate" Bosmer and Khajiit to being subservient to Altmer. Those who push back are sent to "The Cave" and it's shown multiple times that people will do _anything_ to avoid that.

  • @jordanenogue-ouellette6852
    @jordanenogue-ouellette6852 9 місяців тому +20

    The dunmer: don't talk about sex in public because it's shameful
    The dunmer also: have their entire political system based on the teachings of Mephala, goddess of secret murder, lies and SEX

    • @danf3201
      @danf3201 5 місяців тому +7

      Yes, but it's secret sex, open and acceptable sex is Dibella.

  • @heramaaroricon4738
    @heramaaroricon4738 11 місяців тому +117

    About that last part regarding Argonians... I would say they also have a sex drive to allow for social and personal relief of tension and stress, just like we humans IRL do. It is not always about making kids, folks. Sometimes it is just about having a fun time.
    Intelligent Life as we know it can't flourish without a sex drive or something equally to balance the psychology of the species.

    • @somedude7701
      @somedude7701 11 місяців тому

      Too bad that not everyone get the sex nowadays if they want it

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 10 місяців тому +1

      Intelligent machine life could easily flourish without any kind of sex drive.

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому +6

      @@rykehuss3435 This man Mass Effects and Overwatches.

    • @heramaaroricon4738
      @heramaaroricon4738 8 місяців тому

      @@rykehuss3435 We are talking about Organics, not Synths and (Nano) Machines, son...

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN 5 місяців тому

      They're fucking magical my guy, they don't need one

  • @elha7982
    @elha7982 11 місяців тому +49

    As far as I understand it a lot of the major racial differences are based on "curses" rather than DNA

    • @masync183
      @masync183 11 місяців тому +22

      Although those curses probably changed their dna, azura must have done something to the chimer genome to result in dark skin and red eyes.

    • @robonerd125
      @robonerd125 10 місяців тому +5

      @@masync183 assuming that dna and genes are a thing in the world of TeS. Remember, the sun is a giant hole left in the sky when some god bailed on reality and some dude retroactively defoliated an entire region by thinking really hard, nothing is off the table.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 9 місяців тому +2

      @@robonerd125 Yeah. Also: Divayth Fyr made four clones of himself as part of his corprus research, I would be willing to say that if there was DNA involved in anything like a conventional way, there should be physical consequence to having magic cancer clone babies.
      Also also, there's talks about "committing ancestricide", which tells me that there's magic involved in whatever in TES passes for genetics.
      Also the Bosmer are confirmed to be able to revert back to an earlier "unstable" et'Ada form where they shift between man and mer and beast and plant for their Wild Hunts, whiiiiiich tells me that whatever serves as DNA? It's nothing like the protein encoding genes IRL.

  • @IxodesPersulcatus
    @IxodesPersulcatus 5 місяців тому +7

    This is so well-researched, one almost expects you to one day disappear to some little grotto off the coast of Hammerfell.

    • @ImperialKnowledge
      @ImperialKnowledge  5 місяців тому +2

      I love that (hopefully intentional) reference to nymphs

  • @UnswimmingFishYT
    @UnswimmingFishYT 11 місяців тому +112

    There's one thing you didn't mention that I know of, but I'm guessing that's to keep the video relatively appropriate. There are exactly two in-game places I know of that mention necrophilia, one being Arondil's rather disturbing journals, and the other being a woman in Cyrodiil suddenly asking if you know what the fine is for it. Fortunately, while it's confirmed to be a thing done by some rather sick individuals, that tendency is frowned upon as much in TES as it is IRL, and at the very least Cyrodiil charges some kind of fine against anyone willing to do that, while Arondil got the torch-bearing mob and was driven out of Dawnstar for it, then they burned his house down.
    There's also something Camelworks looked into with an evil wizard called Naris who shows signs of possibly clarifying the terrible Sanguine stuff. Interestingly, Sanguine's blood-oriented name, while not acknowledge other places, is relevant in Elsweyr, and they consider him an encourager of giving in to animalistic impulses, possibly meaning that he tempts them to do funny cat stuff, but potentially meaning that Sanguine in Khajiit culture is similar in some horrible ways to Molag Bal.

    • @PoseurGoth
      @PoseurGoth 11 місяців тому +26

      Yeah, Sanguine in Elsweyer is also considered a patron of vampires, so the comparisons to Molag Bal are really apt.

    • @joshwist556
      @joshwist556 11 місяців тому +28

      What you mean. There’s a Daedra in Morrowind who explicitly say they’ll Grape your corpse and being gentle about it.

    • @grandmasteryoda6717
      @grandmasteryoda6717 11 місяців тому +13

      Does sex with a vampire count as necrophilia

    • @UnswimmingFishYT
      @UnswimmingFishYT 11 місяців тому +16

      @@grandmasteryoda6717 I'm not totally sure. They function mostly like living people and can even reproduce, as happened with the orc in the Imperial City's arena, who was the son of a vampire. They also have no decay or anything like that, and there's no mention I know of about them being cold. Personally, I'd count TES vampires as not necrophilia, because I think of it as just being actual corpses, reanimated like Arondil does or not. I can see them being technically undead raising the question, but they don't resemble or function like corpses.
      The same sort of question could also be applied to someone with a werewolf. Is it bestiality, and is that person a furry? In this case, calling them not a furry would be hard to justify, but I don't think it really qualifies as bestiality in that case, if the werewolf is in normal form. If some weirdo does that while they're wolfed out, it would be hard to say it isn't, but some people might say it depends on how aware the werewolf is, and if their mind is in full control like the Companions. If both people are werewolves, it also just doesn't really matter since it's no different than two regular people being together.

    • @SageRuffin
      @SageRuffin 11 місяців тому +12

      @@grandmasteryoda6717 Vampirism in Elder Scrolls lore is more of a cellular mutation than anything, so probably not.

  • @saulalessio2251
    @saulalessio2251 10 місяців тому +11

    fun fact argonians can change genders every season at will..you find that out in a ESO quest, where you find a statue for a argonian. He made it for his female lover, who then switched gender the next season.

    • @Call_Me_The_Storyteller
      @Call_Me_The_Storyteller 9 місяців тому +4

      Imagine declaring yourself to the love of your life only for her to literally morf to the opposite sex as soon as she gets the chance...🫠

  • @Ty-bg7kz
    @Ty-bg7kz 11 місяців тому +44

    So what you’re saying is that my 1000 Skyrim sex mods aren’t lore breaking

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому

      I don't know about mods, but Kama Sutra is canon in TES.

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@victuzBut does their book have different poses than ours? 🤔

  • @dekay1428
    @dekay1428 10 місяців тому +27

    I can picture Sheigorath just breaking the "natural cycle" because he just wanted to see what happens.
    Sheogorath-I made one of those lizard thingies mate with another one just to see what would happen!

  • @dankeller4103
    @dankeller4103 11 місяців тому +29

    25:05
    That isn't really accurate to say. It's possible by all means but "Fall of Vitharn" mentions only that Sheogorath allowed this marriage to happen and that Sheen-in-Glade ultimately "received blessing of Lord Sheogorath" but that refers to her going mad due to her husband incestious infidelity.
    Nowhere it's suggested let alone stated that Sheogorath have to cause their child to be born.
    " This, of course, amused the Madgod to no end, and so he allowed the marriage of Csaran to Sheen-in-Glade, daughter of an Argonian midwife who believed that the mortal sphere would afford her daughter nothing but hatred and oppression.
    Sheen-in-Glade was as excellent a Countess to Csaran as any in the Isles could ask for, wanting nothing but to bring pride and honor to her adopted house and Court. For years her mind was untouched, even living as she did in the heart of Dementia. Alas, none may reside too long in the Isles without the blessing of Lord Sheogorath, and so Sheen-in-Glade was finally pushed to the brink by the infidelity of her Husband, the Count."

  • @Circurose
    @Circurose 9 місяців тому +4

    I knew these 20gb Loverslab mods are canon all along.

  • @BatMan-jd5rc
    @BatMan-jd5rc 11 місяців тому +30

    What about the Divines having sex with mortals? It reminds me about the lore of Minotaurs.

  • @quicksilvertongue3248
    @quicksilvertongue3248 11 місяців тому +11

    All this sex would be a lot more appealing if it involved a universe where hot and cold running water is present in most homes, or where soap is commonplace.

  • @f.b.l.9813
    @f.b.l.9813 11 місяців тому +33

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the fact that Hermaus Mora's library realm is completely flooded with (p)0rn books

  • @mr.cauliflower3536
    @mr.cauliflower3536 11 місяців тому +11

    Correction: Race of the mother is most of the race of the child, while the race of the father gives some small features, which can accumulate over generations, leading to half races.

    • @cracmar03
      @cracmar03 10 місяців тому +2

      Hmm I don't think that's correct. Generally speaking child has higher chance to inherit mother's race vs father's, as hers will be more dominant. However there will be cases when child will inherit father's race vs mothers. Like Mankar Camorran whose mother Kaalys was a bosmer and he inherits race of Camorran Usurper who was an altmer.
      But yes I can see that small feature carryover can happen for the suppressed race in the mix scenario. Probably best example is magic in bretons here as they were selectively breed to exclude altmer phenotype from them.

    • @leonardomarquesbellini
      @leonardomarquesbellini 6 місяців тому

      Racial Phylogeny is not the end all be all authority on this topic, is contradicted by other pieces of evidence and in the end that isn't even what the tect actually says.

  • @manlyman2624
    @manlyman2624 11 місяців тому +31

    I’d like to know the money the creators of the elder scrolls decided to have a bunch of lore on sexual customs as opposed to filling in some of the massive timeline gaps present in said lore

    • @animesoul167
      @animesoul167 11 місяців тому +11

      I feel like the time gaps, are supposed to be like every medieval scholar trying to piece together ancient history.

    • @masync183
      @masync183 11 місяців тому +3

      Makes sense, I don't know much about the first world war but I can tell you about people who are attracted to vehicles.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 11 місяців тому +1

      That's because sex is important.

    • @manlyman2624
      @manlyman2624 11 місяців тому

      @gimmieyourrights8292 yeah but when I’m reading Lord of the Rings I want to be reading about how Aragorn and co. is killing orcs and stuff not about how he’s banging elves

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 11 місяців тому +3

      @@manlyman2624 I don't think you got the joke.

  • @BennyGoId
    @BennyGoId 11 місяців тому +27

    YOU'RE A LEGEND FOR RECORDING AND UPLOADING THIS!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, MY MAN!!

  • @stevensines7026
    @stevensines7026 11 місяців тому +19

    Thank you for your efforts. Very entertaining, educational, and humorous.

  • @kronykaal3824
    @kronykaal3824 11 місяців тому +21

    Great video! A thought on the argonians. If the hist could bestow mammal like organs and such to argonians, the hist may also be able to change the argonians to be able to breed with the other races, if fore some reason, it would benefit the hist.

    • @victuz
      @victuz 10 місяців тому +6

      Good question, most people overlook the Argonians in everything except the Oblivion Crisis.

  • @colddaze6680
    @colddaze6680 10 місяців тому +6

    Another excellent deep dive on another obscure TES subject I've not seen anyone else touch on in Elder Scrolls lore. So well done on that one champ. I find the most obscure , rarer bits of lore are usually the most interesting. And as others have mentioned in comments, it all goes towards great world building and lore making overall.
    It might be an honour for some Reachmen to ly with a Hagraven, but its hard to imagine anything more horrifying myself lol.

  • @AngraMainiiu
    @AngraMainiiu 11 місяців тому +18

    Finally... The sex lore update!

  • @anthroimperzia3927
    @anthroimperzia3927 7 місяців тому +7

    Being an Argonian, it kinda sucks that literally no one wants us besides Crassius Curio. I just want to find someone dawg

  • @turdfurgeson8769
    @turdfurgeson8769 11 місяців тому +9

    I really enjoy your content my friend. Thank you for your work.

  • @zayne8331
    @zayne8331 10 місяців тому +6

    I saw this on my recommended and I was thinking ‘what the heck, why would I want to know about this?’ Then I watched it and it was actually really interesting and not crude in any way. Great video!

  • @TheFlyWahine
    @TheFlyWahine 11 місяців тому +15

    Just realized that the elder scrolls world looks like a compresed version of our world.

    • @cracmar03
      @cracmar03 10 місяців тому +1

      well every good worldbuilding WILL obey by common law of logic. Even most outlandish idea in world of fiction, like say giant bugs transport in Morrowind has to obey by very simple logic laws. The fact that TES world building is so logical that it can at times remind you of irl world, is mark of very good worldbuilding job Bethesda did. They are masters at worldbuilding.

  • @chemputer
    @chemputer 11 місяців тому +120

    It's scary when an elder scrolls UA-camr can give a more comprehensive sex education course than any public school in Texas, and I'm pretty sure Tennessee, too.

    • @jonjonboi3701
      @jonjonboi3701 11 місяців тому +12

      What? Sex education in America in general isn’t that good.

    • @jonjonboi3701
      @jonjonboi3701 11 місяців тому

      Texas and Tennessee have better sex education than California and New York for example

    • @jonjonboi3701
      @jonjonboi3701 11 місяців тому

      Yeah right. The state of California or any liberal state is teaching things like men can get pregnant and that gender doesn’t exist.

    • @WoobertAIO
      @WoobertAIO 11 місяців тому +17

      @@jonjonboi3701 yes. That's the joke.

    • @firstnamelastname2197
      @firstnamelastname2197 11 місяців тому

      except "comprehensive" is usually a euphemism for teaching anal

  • @povilzem
    @povilzem 11 місяців тому +10

    I fondly recall the Thieves Guild quest to steal Boethiah's Pillow Book in Ald'ruhn.
    Good times.

  • @christophermills7693
    @christophermills7693 11 місяців тому +18

    the book series The Lusty Argonian MAid and the Horny Bosmer are all the rave these days

  • @val1n
    @val1n 11 місяців тому +23

    Thank you for this video.
    Just two days ago, when I was creating a new ESO character, I started to wonder why female Argonian do have breasts. And you just gave me an answer to this question.
    It seems the eight (or nine, depending on the time we are talking) divines noticed my question about this. :'D

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble 10 місяців тому +8

    A part of the reason the Bretons are so much looser about sex comes from them only existing due to the Altmer abusing their ancestors as sex slaves. One of the more humorous reversals in the Elder Scrolls lore comes about from this. As a sort of biological defense mechanism developed over time from the forced breeding and constant exposure to oppressive magic, the Bretons developed as an independent race from the half-breeds to be extraordinarily resistant to spells.
    The Bretons are considered some of the most dangerous threats to the Altmer now, as they can not only shrug off their magic, but are gifted in using it themselves. They'll quite literally quickdraw another mage to have both hit by fireballs, just to then complain about their nice drip being singed while the Mer twitches as a scorched carcass across from them.
    Considering they're this way because the Mer used them as unwilling sex slaves for many generations? The Mer can get rekd on this one. Screw 'em. Deserved.

    • @cracmar03
      @cracmar03 10 місяців тому +1

      I wouldn't say this whole ordeal was as violent as you describe it. Considered that Hegemony lasted for long time, and it's end was peaceful no less. Also one would have to take doubt on 'unwilling'. Direnni were elves after all, do we really have to believe that all Nedic people were forced to breed ? More likely it was mutual into one another, because to Nedes back then Altmers of Direnni clan were exotic. And can look irl how far sexuality can go when you mix exotica to it.
      Direnni were also well organised, much more sophiticated then Nede could be and wielded power of magic which Nede of old couldn't. All in all I think Nedes were more then willing to mix with Altmers there.
      As for tyrannical mandates, the forced breeding was mostly 'forced unbreeding' of the Nede-Altmer offspring that happened to end up being an Altmer. These were forced to never ever procreate with full fledged Altmers and thus forcing the elven phenotype mostly to dissapear from early Breton population. Bretons could breed with whoever they wanted, as I doubt practice of sleeping with Direnni evaporated.
      We need to account also that Direnni were pretty much unorthodox ones for Summerset in general view. So I really don't think any other altmer outside of thsi clan was even thinking fondly of whole idea of mixing in first place.
      Hegemony as it was, was rather normal. Direnni screw themselves up with completely other thing, but as far as I know it was nowhere nearly as you describe it to be. And tbh, bretons fought willingly at side of Direnni's and in defense of elves against Alessian Empire.
      Until Empire came up with it's merphobia, you had many and I do mean MAAAAANY noble breton homes proudly take any opportunity they had to show off their elven heritage. I don't believe for a second that Direnni were against Bretons wielding magic, Direnni altmers were always about breaking status quo. They are pursuers of knowledge at heart, as is described by their book "Once".

  • @vamphorror66
    @vamphorror66 11 місяців тому +24

    Do you think there's enough content/lore for a video about pregnancies in Tamriel? Or did you made a video about it already? If not I think it would be quite an interesting topic to talk about!

  • @blueshellincident
    @blueshellincident 11 місяців тому +6

    With a title like that, the content of this video could range from "Notes on Racial Phylogeny" to "Lusty Argonian Maid", and I'm feeling like flipping that coin today.

  • @dalilaakrour6625
    @dalilaakrour6625 10 місяців тому +8

    This man needs to get an oscar for the "no stuttering when saying the word sex" 😂😂😂

    • @lethaldream50
      @lethaldream50 3 місяці тому

      also being able to switch being saying sects and sex repeatedly in quick succession and it was still distinguishable, pretty good

  • @TheDeadmanstrolling
    @TheDeadmanstrolling 10 місяців тому +6

    "Sex? You know Bethesda invented that for the lore of Elder Scrolls, right?"

  • @shirowolf255
    @shirowolf255 10 місяців тому

    This is the first dutch elder scrolls channel ive found and honestly i aint disappointed 😭👌

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 11 місяців тому +43

    Perhaps the Hist, in creating Argonians with sexual anatomy copied from Men and Mer, also incorporated the instinctual behaviors associated with that anatomy, along with hormonal and other related anatomical characteristics. Now, what I was surprised not to see covered was the assertion that Argonian sexual characteristics are not fixed with each individual over their lifetime. Is that or is it not canon in the Elder Scrolls? =0[.]o=

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 місяців тому +14

      Much of the design of the Argonians is all about making the mammals comfortable with them and helping them blend in and get along with the mammals. The Hist do their best to enable their servants to go about unbothered and achieve their aims.

    • @stalarionjagarn188
      @stalarionjagarn188 11 місяців тому +2

      Still cannon as it is in TESO aka the most recent game.

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@stalarionjagarn188
      It's in ESO, so it isn't canon.

    • @stalarionjagarn188
      @stalarionjagarn188 10 місяців тому +2

      @@theonlybilge What source said that ESO isn't canon ?

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 10 місяців тому +3

      @@stalarionjagarn188
      Me, because ESO adds dumb shit to lore.

  • @Tyleya
    @Tyleya 11 місяців тому +7

    Very interesting. Another great video

  • @fandomonium3789
    @fandomonium3789 11 місяців тому +15

    I'd love a video (or two separate ones) on the Houses of the Divines (ie, the Circle of the Hour, the House of Dibella, the School of Julianos, etc.) and the Knightly Orders of the Divines (The Order of the Lily, the Maran Knights, the Vigilants of Stendaar.) It's a neat topic, and one that not too many youtubers have covered.

  • @asaasa7900
    @asaasa7900 10 місяців тому +1

    Bedankt voor het gezellige videootje

  • @Seer_Of_The_Woodlands
    @Seer_Of_The_Woodlands 11 місяців тому +3

    Great video!

  • @tylercoleman9218
    @tylercoleman9218 10 місяців тому +9

    These topics are incredibly important for creating a rich universe with interesting lore. One of the things that makes me love TES series. I’m surprised there aren’t other forms of media such as movies and TV yet. Maybe it’s a legal/copyright thing?

  • @JaxWylds
    @JaxWylds 11 місяців тому +8

    The super power of humans in all fanatsy games: We can f* anything!

  • @ClockworkGearhead
    @ClockworkGearhead 11 місяців тому +12

    We eatin' GOOD lore enthusiasts!

  • @denisrivarola2387
    @denisrivarola2387 11 місяців тому +23

    I could've sworn this was covered, so funny

  • @furycarnategaming
    @furycarnategaming 11 місяців тому +12

    Excellent video, have you ever thought of doing a video on the Khajiit Mane and their lineage?

  • @dairydregone7146
    @dairydregone7146 11 місяців тому +21

    Hmmm.... I feel like downloading more mods lol

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 11 місяців тому

      Bigger Argonian Boobs mod

    • @AngraMainiiu
      @AngraMainiiu 11 місяців тому +4

      Very lore accurate...

  • @mr.expunged6040
    @mr.expunged6040 9 днів тому

    I went into this video worried I would get “excited”,and I left it genuinely educated, well done! Even made me laugh a few times.

  • @creativename7230
    @creativename7230 11 місяців тому +5

    I feel like zork wanted to talk abt this before, but was afraid that it would get removed, until he saw that nair video

  • @perkitaseaman3290
    @perkitaseaman3290 11 місяців тому +15

    This is very interesting but I love the magic spells the best thing ever happened in video games

  • @justyce_yt
    @justyce_yt 10 місяців тому +3

    As a writer who loves to take inspiration from TES, this video is awesome!

  • @bloodycrypt7612
    @bloodycrypt7612 11 місяців тому +11

    I’d like to see a lore video on the amulet of kings and the red dragon crown. I’m very into the artifacts of TES

  • @jamesharvey8134
    @jamesharvey8134 11 місяців тому +4

    The use of pauses in this video is incredibly effective.

  • @jourcontre-jour1286
    @jourcontre-jour1286 11 місяців тому +11

    I need the magical birth control

  • @ajstevens1652
    @ajstevens1652 11 місяців тому +4

    I ONLY KEPT ONE HAND ON MY PHONE FOR THIS

  • @tofu1394
    @tofu1394 4 місяці тому +1

    Hermaeus Mora using erotica books as structure for his realm is fucking gold.
    The Lord of Forbidden knowledge is tired of the mortal's horni

  • @tarazzzs
    @tarazzzs 11 місяців тому +8

    The true question about intimate relations of Tamriel: do they use magic spells to enrich the experience?

  • @georgeoldsterd8994
    @georgeoldsterd8994 9 місяців тому +4

    Actually Dunmer lifespan is shorter than that of the Altmer. The long-lived individuals are few and far in-between, and almost always used magic to attain their long lifespan.

  • @detroid2699
    @detroid2699 11 місяців тому +20

    This was an…interesting video

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 11 місяців тому

      This piqued my interest indeed

  • @anevilstripper6095
    @anevilstripper6095 10 місяців тому +2

    I've always been very interested in sexology! Unfortunately I can't find anywhere to study it, though. The universities in my small country don't cover the topic.
    But it's always a delight when I find a gem like this! Makes me wonder how different cultures of humans view it

  • @davidnedved3781
    @davidnedved3781 11 місяців тому +6

    So Apocrypha is quite literally being held together by porn.
    Good to know, subscribed.

  • @punslord
    @punslord 11 місяців тому +5

    This is bro's most viewed video in the past 8 months and it's four days old. y'all are fiends

  • @brandynstahler5266
    @brandynstahler5266 11 місяців тому +9

    finally, the lore implications.

  • @pietrinatonarelli4791
    @pietrinatonarelli4791 11 місяців тому +9

    Well, I guess Khajiit society took sexual moaning to another level 💀

  • @tinymom950
    @tinymom950 11 місяців тому +32

    sex is fictional concept to elder scrolls fans

  • @sciana21
    @sciana21 11 місяців тому +10

    I honestly think that we need more serious content about sex. Not even talking about TES, just in general. It's a natural part of life and most people do it, so we should just treat it the same as we do with eating, or if you wanna focus on the dangers it does carry, like children and STDs, treat it the same way as for example alcohol, or heck, even drugs. These both seem to be way less taboo than human-to-human physical closeness. We do it for procreation, we do it for pleasure, but what sets us apart from animals is that it is also cultural. It builds closeness between people, sex life impacts love life. Although some people are more... free with it, which brings less impact to it's emotional, interhuman side.
    And obviously just sex ed, why have condoms if people can't even put them on? Why not teach about STDs? And boundaries, and respect in it, etc.
    Why do our children learn about sex from porn instead of school?

    • @panzerfk0626
      @panzerfk0626 6 місяців тому +1

      with that pfp i doubt you have had lol

  • @RampantFury925
    @RampantFury925 11 місяців тому +3

    Modders be like "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @christophermills7693
    @christophermills7693 11 місяців тому +2

    handcuffs, whips and chains is all one has to mention for s toys and the safe phrase Emperor Titus Meade blows megachunks

  • @luckystar9279
    @luckystar9279 11 місяців тому +5

    Was about to put my phone down and start a new Morrowind playthrough. But I'll watch this first I guess

  • @NewbofDooooom
    @NewbofDooooom 11 місяців тому +3

    What a lovely video thank you