not "shooting people" ...it is "shushing" people. she´s on the phone in the street unable to hear the other party, so she´s telling people on the street to be quiet so she can hear her friend tell her about her new haircut.
"I blame the microwave for most of our problems. Anything that gets that hot without fire - that's the Devil. If you don't believe me, you put a Hot Pocket in there for three or four minutes, pop that thing in your mouth - if that's not hell, ladies and gentleman, I don't know what is."
I just realized something. I'm 16 years old and I have never rolled up a window using a crank. I don't even know why I say "roll up the window." There's no rolling involved?
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"What about the bangs? Are they shorter? Are the bangs shorter?!...THE BANGS!!"
:) Thank you for posting this!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
Ellen is the best! Hilarious! :D
I love when shes talking about voicemail, cracks me up everytime
"I blame the microwave for most of our problems. Anything that gets that hot without fire that's from the devil."
Love It! :P
I was at this taping of "Here and Now" at the Beacon!! I couldn't stop laughing!! Love her!!
I love that she doesn't have to swear or be vulgar in her jokes to be funny. Although the swearing works for a lot of people.
I never realized it but the colour of Ellen's eyes are such a beautiful blue.
I love you Ellen!
"ELLEN is not available..." too funny! at 6:05, that looks a lot like diane sawyer laughing lol.
Thumbs up if your favorites is overflowing with ellen
One of her best. Great resolution. Thanks for uploading!
I love love love her cell phone bit!! Cracks me up every time!! :)
I love the names she pulls out of thin air!
Her eyes are so adoreble
03:09 is hilarious cause i had that ringtone once, c'mon we all did right?? lol
i told my friend the yogurt joke & he laughed forever! xD
i just about choked on my food because i was laughing.... darn when will i learn to not eat or drink something when im watching ellen videos....
"Can we not suck anymore?" OMG.. Had to pause. Giggle fits galore hahahaha
"Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight. Mamas got the magic of Clorox to" I laughed my ass of on that one xD
I LUV the part about yogurt!!!
OMG.....I almost fainted from laughing....she is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! the popcorn joke ....Lord have mercy!!!!!! hahahahahahah
I don't wanna churn butter I just want fresh air.
3:08 might be my new ringtone haha.
In hong kong the taxi's still have the rolling thing... :) I loved playing with them
I love Ellen's stand up! Way better than her show!
she is soooooouuuuuuu hilarious!!!!!
omg, at 5:09, her eyes sparkled like crazy!!!!!
Thanks for uploading this; Nice resolution, lengthy. I like how it's ramified into fourths. Thanks, again. :)
i have TBD, im doing a project and texting and watching this. and right now im leaving a comment
i love her
THE BANGS!!!!!???
From 1:44 - 2:06 always happens to me. I'm quiet and something random pops in my head.
"Somethin' happen?....I don't have time...." LOL
great quality!
"if people say how are U, they don't mean it! " ....
so true, and when U have a bad day, U are being honest and say so ... oh boy, conversations over
Note to all my friends: Nobody dare try to hang out with me after I open up yogurt! XD
I am guilty of the Popcorn thing. Though yeah, it is that deliscious. :P
9:30 happens for me every english class. seriously.
I got excited to see Jennifer Beals (Bette in the L word) at 2:24 in the Ellen show. OMG
wow, she s really cute with that haircut + lovely face
rare breed 1/100
wonderful!
The one dislike was Anne Heche
2:04 LMFAO!
HAHAHAHA best idea !
9:11- 10:30 ALWAYS happens to me!!
Oh Ellen you are fantastic..
CAN WE NOT SUCK ANYMORE? Gets me everytime.
anything that gets that hot that fast is from the devil xD
my microwave takes 45 seconds to light a pocket on fire, now thats the devil.
"Can we not suck anymore!!"
At 13:07 , her eyes sparkle like diamonds...
sooooo true
not "shooting people" ...it is "shushing" people. she´s on the phone in the street unable to hear the other party, so she´s telling people on the street to be quiet so she can hear her friend tell her about her new haircut.
i have a friend named colleen so i showed this to her and she got so pissed
"can we not suck anymore" lol sorry just had too do it
She looks like one of the characters on that board game "Guess Who?" lmbo
i miss when Ellen's stand up. I mean I love her show, but it is different.
you know..
and that..you know + when u do that thing you know
NO ELLEN I DONT KNOW
plus her eyes too ;)
Tony's sister must be the one in the crowd laughing :D
2:04 yeah, that happens to me on a regular basis... -.-'
"I blame the microwave for most of our problems. Anything that gets that hot without fire - that's the Devil. If you don't believe me, you put a Hot Pocket in there for three or four minutes, pop that thing in your mouth - if that's not hell, ladies and gentleman, I don't know what is."
3:49 captions: youve got your finger in your ear and you're shooting people on the street xDD
2:17 Those eyes. She has beautiful eyes.. And they're SOO SO SOOO intense!!!! Love!!
yo this shits fucking hilarious
yeah i know "shushing is what she actually says. but if you turn on 'captions' it reads on the bottom of the screen "shooting people"
that woman with the HAW HAW HAW HAW... i got sick of it after a while... but ellen keeps me watching!
i let my blowdryer cord untwist :)
She should speak on TED!!!
Funny!
peace
dilididididi didididii dilidididi dididi didi!
pause at 14:50
Can we not SUCK anymore???? :D
Hahaha my mum used to have the ringtone that she's singing at 3:08! Most annoying sound ever
do you know the part with the woman from the audience says "youre lookin great in these pans" where is it?
@ at 2:10 what song is that? Can anyone tell me plz?
CAN WE NOT SUCK ANYMORE?! LOL
what song was that the ring tone one
13:46
Her joke about ties is funny because now she wears them on her talk show. I like the old Ellen better---this Ellen---better.
I just realized something. I'm 16 years old and I have never rolled up a window using a crank. I don't even know why I say "roll up the window." There's no rolling involved?
2:05
LOL - can we not suck anymore?!?
where the hell is part three???
of course.. coz of the hair right :)
0 dislikes :)
mmm, no I just opened up some yogurt ROFL
I just realized that it was called a crank... oh well
00:17 she kinda looks like (Allison Mack) --> Chloe from smallville ;D
is that Jennifer Beals at 2:16-2:19? if not, they look very alike
Robin Roberts
ELLEN is not available xDD
delititi DELELILI DEDETITI DELITITITI!
Why would you ask that... ?
isn't it mustard or avocado green? when she mentions the phones.. just sayin. 6:53
14:48 ...well, we know Something she learned from Jim Carrey. =)
pahahahahahaahha 2:05
we suck! Whooooo! ^.^
I hate that!! When I worked at Dq they would order everything and then say, '...And a Diet Coke.' SMH.
That's not Jennifer Beals.