Is the KATANA the HOT GIRL of all swords? - Swords personalities revealed!
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This is the April Fools content I'm after lmao.
I have a sword, her name is Bessy.
🐄@@Peak_Aussieman
Personified swords? Sure! We've had ship girls and gun girls, not to mention a whole slew of other kinds, so why not sword girls? Throw in the other weapons too for the fun of it! We need some artists to get on this asap! =^x^=
@@tsamoka6496 There is actually a light novel that does this. A Japanese man is transported to another world and he can transform swords into humans.
My D&D character has an executioner’s sword with the sole of an ancient she dragon named Sharanzaannthraxis.
Katanas are streamer girls. Quality may vary.
Oooof
😂
I named my Scottish Claymore Angus and he's a functioning alcoholic.
Bless his heart he's trying his best.
'functional'
@@hraefn1821does bless his heart mean the same thing in Scotland as it does in the southern US?
@@MandalorV7 As a southerner I have no idea. Never been to Scotland XD
@@MandalorV7 as in he's a drunkard and retarded?
If the katana is the thot, I guess that makes Tyranth the simp. 😂
Who's the pimp but in this weird equation?
@@Peak_Aussiemanthe smiths maybe?
@@Peak_Aussieman Hmmmm...the folks selling all those mall ninja weapons to impressionable teenagers maybe? Or perhaps the japanese anime/manga and games industry. XD
hmm what does this make a stone like a good smashing stone all Neolithic like
this...this fits...oof
Surely my katana would be female. It needs lots of upkeep, it’s caused me lots of pain and it cost me a fortune 😂
call her "Gold Digger".
Now that’s a thumbnail that will not be changed
ikr? How could one not instantly click on this?
now that is a very Luring thumbnail
Which one you guys get?
So alluring... JUST LIKE A WH-@@simplyspectrum7490
@@Flamewolf14i got one that was. . . .rather provocative and a word i don't use. similar to who, but a bit more. I'll be honest, it made me hesitate to click, rather than eager to do so.
What do you call a sword only used by women?
A broadsword.
Excellent!
*slap*
What about her husband. 😂
badum ching
Shad here answering the important questions.
Like... what about dragons?
The "profession" of the katana being a pretty and popular high school girl while also a martial artist just screams anime so good job there
the katana said “me love you long time”
Sucky sucky 5$
*me ruv you rong time
Said the bride
The gladius being an A-10 warthog is perfect! Waaayyy underestimated but they are forever beloved by the soldiers in the feild.
And forever hated by beurocrats
You mean “overestimated” right?
@@isaaclepan it's built for a specific mission, low slow flight dropping more munitions than anything other than a full size bomber, engaging target's in close proximity to allied ground troops. And enough armor and durability to get the pilot home even if the plane looks like swiss cheese with only one wing, one functional engine and half a tail section. No other aircraft does that job as good or better than the A-10 Thunderbolt II
Except for the friendlies worried about getting shot with it by accident
@@shadowman8787 an issue that was solved with the very first upgrade suite
Man, that og shad throne is epic, brings back memories
Same
I love it when this channel gets really into the scientific method. No fluff, no faff, just raw data and pure reason!
"Faff?" Lol
Tyranth made a good long term decision of not joining this conversation
The name for the Scimitana can only be Tyranth.
I like the Kris. It's the shortstack of swords, short and curvy. 😁
Based take.
I can't tell if this is an April Fools thing, for the Americans, or if this is legit.
Just according to keikaku.
@@Nioclas64
Translators Note: Keikaku means plan.
Yes.
I agree that the Katana is an expensive Harlot! While the Odachi is the Katana's Madam running the Henhouse!
William and Sakura sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Honestly, it'd probably make for a good anthropomorphic romance story. Kinda like the idea of Hetalia, just with swords.
A Slash of Swords
A Storm of Swords
A Massacre of Swords
A Battalion of Swords
A Company of Swords
There's loads of possibilities for a collective noun for swords :)
A clanger.
An Arsenal of Swords.
@@user-lx5iv5cw1w Works better for Guns :)
An Armory of swords
A kit of swords
An outfit of swords
though I personally lean towards a Brace of swords myself..
@@jeremybooth933 Nah. A kit, outfit, or brace, implies 1 or 2 swords, as in, the number that can be wielded by an individual.
A brace of pistols is an archaic term, denoting 6-8 pistols, as worn by pirates and bushwhackers.
Kit and outfit are both modern terms denoting a soldier's clothing or gear.
A soldier's kit is the gear they carry. A soldier's outfit is the gear and clothing they wear. Both are in reference to a single soldier.
Swords are gonna be referred to by their container "a rack of swords" or "a cart of swords" or "a table of swords" or, the word for a group of weapons, is arsenal. An Arsenal of Swords would be the nonspecific term for a group of swords.
i have many sisters who have had many sets of dolls thought their live thay i have seen and this is exactly how they talk like genuinely exactly like this one is fancy and its married to this one honest this is somehow the most entertaining thing ive ever seen
While I'm at it, William should be the Bastard sword and Alfred should be the Great Sword.
Underrated comment 😂
This is exactly the kind of hard hitting, in depth sword analysis I signed up for 😂
The long sword is totally a Willheim. But a cocky knight with blonde hair and very blue eyes
Baahhahahahhaha. I genuinely laughed out loud. Instead of the sociopathic stare I usually carry when typing Lol.
Odachi: the ultimate weeb, runs around chanting "SEPHIROTH!"
TRUE
Singing in Latin as well, for some odd reason, because outside of that one song, no Latin is known.
@@azuredragoon2054 *Whistles uncomfortably in Warhammer 40K*
Katana is Stacy's mom. And also the captains daughter.
And you put drunken sailor in her bed early in the morning!
Stacy's mom has got it going on!
@@SmithandWesson22A Don't explain the joke.
The 'captain's daughter' is the whip, though.
As someone who spends his days translating 1000 year old Japanese folktales, the answer is resoundingly and unequivocally yes! The best looking sword out there, and I swear I'm completely unbiased and 100000000% free of prejudice. Also, if you want a lady of the night meets martial artist, go all out and make it a lady assassin and call her Tomoe in honor of Tomoe Gozen perhaps the most well known lady warrior from the Tale of the Heike.
Tomoe? Fitting.
Yes, anyone who wields the katana is considered a waifu or husbando.
The chinese sword shown is a Jian, not a dao
Yep, specifically the Flying Phoenix from LK Chen.
A Clamor of Swords
The name for the longsword that always comes 2nd place even when it should have been first..
Vegeta
Shamshir. Name: Medhi. Profession: Traveling Merchant of Spices.
Next April Fools Shad will tell us that sticks are worse than nunchucks.
It is 2 sticks and surely that's better than one 😉
The video with Chad and the STIIIICK was something else. I was stunned that entire video.
The A10 Warthog is more of a ground troop support than a fighter jet. It is exceptionally slow, but has a protective tub for the pilot and produces the sound of FREEDOM loved by USA and ally soldiers.
Don't forget to duck, the friendly fire is ridiculous
It also kills a lot of friendlies. Turns out that big gun is hilariously inaccurate.
Did they really just make an enemies to lovers trope between longsword and katana?
What about the king of all swords? Your Highness the Wacky Stick.
Since 'Vagina' is the Latin word for 'sheath' or 'scabbard', I'll presume then that swords are by nature phallic in use and also by design. That's the hill I'm choosing to die on, at least.
In that case, the katana should be the Thai prostitute with a surprise between "her" legs.
There's a reason why in traditional witchcraft the god is typically represented by an athame (dagger) or a sword while the goddess is represented by a chalice.
Couldn't tell if that's a straight Dao, or a Jian at the end there. Jian if it's double edged, a straight type Dao if single edged, most Dao styles tend to be somewhat curved, but it generally boils down to whether or not it's got an edge on both sides or just one. Either way, fun video as always. In D&D whenever players get a bog standard +1 or better sword I always try to either give it a name or have the players do so, named swords are just more fun!
Gary the arming sword.
He's something of a middle management type.
Shad has officially lost his mind.
And I am here for it.
You just noticed?
unhinged seems to be the new meta for YT
As much as I love the katana I have to admit it’s kind of like the spoiled pretty rich girl of swords I haven’t seen any other sword get oiled up and pampered as much as the katana
LMAO it's funny cause it's true
One Two, One Two, and through and through - the VORPAL blade went snicker-snack.
Come on guys, you missed the best, most obvious name for a shark hunter, Quint!!
Honestly, with a thumbnail like that, I guess I already know what my favorite type of sword is.
"Whilliam" is perfect for the longsword. 😄
The current reputation of the katana is due to the amazing job the japanese did of overselling their product through anime in the 80`s and 90`s.
Just like how a pimp oversells their whore!
That, and the comparative ease of use. Most sword enthusiast will agree that it's easier to get good edge alignment with a katana, so someone with no proper training will pick it up and be able to use it better than they would with a sword that requires more of an active effort, so they would get the impression that the katana works better.
27:28
Jian. Daos are single edged.
Wow, I'd love to see fanart of these swords with people of those professions wielding them and then there being a name under the picture. I can already imagine it. Too bad I can't draw.
Those transitions to the Patreon/Member content are getting way too good xD
This is actually a pretty neat concept! I think it would be cool to see you guys do the same thing with shields and armor.
As Matt Walsh once said, “What is a Katana?”
What's a matt walsh? Don't answer that. I don't care.
Matt Walsh is also an uncultured pleb so... 🤷🏻♂️
@@ahandgrenade3640An adult human male
God tier thumbnail as always
that longsword katana hybrid is actually a really well thought of design particularly practical for citizen militias
As an American, the Marines already have a sword. The Mameluke sword
12:32 "I definitely feel sorry for some of the models in the 80s that Arnold may have 'hung out with', cause that's awkward to get in."
"Try lee, there's a million lees" - Piandao
Avatar: Last Airbender!
Thanks a lot guys! Great job and a lot of fun!
As a Raphael with Italian ancestry I feel honoured to be a gladius
Shad, you need to see Hello Future Me's 4-hour Rings of Power video. The guy has thrown you and FNT under the bus. It starts about 2 hours and 25 minutes into the video. Calling you and FNT (amongst others) "toxic". Love your content; especially the dynamic on this channel with Nate and Tyranth. Quality. Been watching since the "WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS?!" days.
For other weapons aside from swords, I cannot think of occupations, but for names:
Longbow- Robin
Dane axe- Cnut
Bec de corbin- Jaques
Halberd- Henry
War hammer- Pyotr
Basket-hilt sword- Douglas
You named the sword Vorpal because no matter the wielder, it always went snicker-snack
This was a wonderful video and awesome idea, It was hilarious to hear you guys discuss sword personalities!
20:20 caught me so off guard, but so true lmao
I think jazza should bring these characters to life in his art style 🙂🙃
I love ALL Shadiversity videos!!!! ❤
1:57 An Arsenal Of Swords
Keep up the good work Shad.
This was a fun one!! I would've gone with "Butch" for the Kriegsmesser. 🙂
A watch, like and comment for the algorithm! And because Shad is awesome!
The mace is the cute girl that seldom goes to parties. You can easily miss her, with all the katanas around, but she’s wonderful, and she’ll cave in your chest and touch your heart ❤️
She's got BIG STICK ENERGY!
This deserves way more views
Love your videos!
I'm fully expecting a sword dating sim from Shad after this XD
I did not know I needed this in my life 😂
Woop i missed this and had no notifications, here i am!
The thumbnail is something that I least expected of all things lol but hilarious either way.
The greatsword, as a 'genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist', should be named Tony.
Olympic athlete that keeps coming in second at the Olympics when they win elsewhere... The Paula Radcliffe
My fav is the Napoleonic era Light Cavalry Sabre
Bro brought out the Masamune for the katana demo.
1:49 "What is the collective nouns for swords?"
Well, you there have "a long table" of swords. But that's just the means of presentation.
Usually, I'd guess that you could have "an armory" of swords. Or you could denote it by what kind of group of people would have used the swords; like "an army" of swords, "a castle" of swords, or "a battalion" of swords, etc...
this is my favourite fanfiction now.
I copy paste this, but it pretty much has been my experience as well. I can tell you, with complete sincerity, that this video is the first I've seen on my UA-cam feed in at least 3 months. I love watching this channel as often as I can, and the fact this video has only popped up now is proof that UA-cam needs to fix their crap.
Right here watching all of shad videos in slow motion 0.25 speed so the algorithm thinks I have watched the video 4 times over and starts recommending more this channel
One banger from the Knights of the down under table.
Fun vid, well done.
The greatsword should be named after Andre the giant.
Shad’s new book idea… William and Sakura. Also the soup kitchen worker? I object! Green peace worker or Doctors Without Borders volunteer.
Don't think I didn't notice the Tod Culter type XIV arming sword.
It's handsome. It's a Hank.
For some reason I didn't expect a thumbnail like that to appear here and I feel like I should've expected it
What an interesting and deep analysis of an awesome of swords. Now I want to know what you guys named the good old Bec de Corbin!
The barkeep endung up as the father of royalty (presumably by ending up married to royalty) is a pretty solid set-up for a story in its own right.
That thumnail cracked me up
Cuestion can you check how much damage does the David sling does vs Zombie head
I was thinking If a sling is good that you pretty much have infinite and silent ammo.
@@Noble-General-No.-8I've seen someone else do it, that head got eviscerated lol
Shad's version of a Buzzfeed personality quiz.
Shamshir is Adam the Mortician
What a thumbnail that got me cracking up.
We need a part 2
Collective noun for swords is Slice ! lol