For Regular Viewers - Diving Deep into My Comments
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- The UA-cam Comments section is a jungle of great questions, ridiculous misinformation, and whatever the hell this is. I made this mostly for my own amusement, but longtime viewers might enjoy it too. All of the comments are direct quotes with the original spelling and punctuation.
Instagram: / nfosaaen_archaeology
"Midgaard Serpent is the Mississippi River!"
*passes blunt*
"Do you care to elaborate further?"
-"No"
I am reminded that aboriginals made good use of every part of their prey. Well done!
HA!
Dude I wish you did a weekly show..
Asians are like that too. It results in a lot of weird dishes.
You should have heard the stories about how my grandfather assured the extended family survived during the depression years. This was not all that abnormal.
😂🤣😂 This is the best troll troll ever. No body could have done it better. Everyone says so.
😂 I concur!
I was relieved to not find myself among the chosen poets.
Exactly. On this channel, if you are never mentioned, you're winning 👌🏽
Loved this 💯!! Artistic bonus points for the voices chosen to read each post. Bravo & Ty for the chuckles 🤭
This was delightfully hilarious. I do suffer with acheology though 🤣
In a world with no analgesics, the acheologist is king.
the content of these poems were exactly what i expected. the choice of voice for some were excellent too lmao
Whew , for a minute I thought you might have one of my drunken rants up there .In that case throughly entertaining.
I loved this!! My sister took a side gig teaching English Literature in a local community college and some of the submissions she would get were stunning! These people didn't even attempt to make it look like they wanted to get a passing grade! She had one who referenced a movie plot in comparison to a story they were reading. This movie was called "Drastic Park". I shit you not! Needless to say, there's been many a Drastic Park joke made over the years. We were talking about it one day and think we figured out why so many people seem so stupid. It's the voice to text technology. I know for a fact that VtT can't handle a deep southern drawl and there wouldn't be much of an issue, but people are too lazy to go back over and correct any mistakes. Sometimes they would leave things in that the recorder picked up playing on the TV or computer behind them. At least I HOPE it's the fault of the technology! I would hate to think that many people are that intellectually and grammatically retarded.
I love you're acheology channel! Your my favorite Indianapolis Jones!
This content is TOP TIER.
Fantastic collection of... I don't even know what to name them. My worry is that these are not as rare as I wish they were.
Honestly they are quite common place. Mostly left on scientific or atheists content from some in flat earth arena, some young earth creationism, many alien architecture conspiracy theorists and basically anything woo. I have been called a demon & told how deeply I will regret when I’m burning in hell. I honestly receive about a message a day in response to my messages that I think the senders are unhinged. I still try to communicate to hear them out. A few tried converting me into Islam and others Christianity, but mostly they didn’t respond back
Eunuchs of history. Ai has wit and sarcasm. Nice.
I got a good belly laugh out of this! Nicely done sir!
An old favorite of mine:
“KukulKan is a higher dimensional being. He can be anything. His real form is incomprehensible to humans and even to me. I dreamed of Quetzalcoatl sometimes. He basically just looks exactly like me but taller and wiser. The amazing thing about him is he can transcend time. So his real form can only be understood mathematically. If you think about if we take time as a dimension, a unique shard of Quetzalcoatl will exist within a Planck time forming a serpent if you can view the entire time axis. The gestalt is what you call the Feathered Serpent.“
- Quetzalcoatl
Thanks Nathaniel, this gave me a good chuckle on a Saturday night, have to wonder if there are actual people behind these stupid comments. Either, way it's great to see people like you out there debunking fake science and history videos on UA-cam and providing some actual scientific insight. Your work is greatly appreciated.
lol this truly made my evening too
🎶You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
I can see a "Book of Broken Poetry" in this. I especially like the "angry AI" voice - it adds to the work and was a marvelous choice.
This is one of the best versions of incoherent UA-cam comments I've ever seen. Just beautiful.
This is frickin brilliant!! Beat poetry at its best... snapping my fingers...groovy!
hahaha great stuff man, excellent choice of "voices"
😂 This is pure gold troll troll.
Thanks for the levity. I often feel dismay when i read such comments.
I like collards ..Thanks for the chuckle Nathanael.
Holy Fcuk, the Trump voice was funny enough, but the Alex Jones voice was next level!
That wasn't Rush. It was Alex Jones.
@@NathanaelFosaaen Noted and corrected. I guess I'm lucky enough to not be that familiar with either.
@AlbertaGeek nah it was uncomfortably similar. I get why you thought that it was Rush.
Shit, I thought it was Rush too. h. sapiens ruddyensis all tend to sound very similar.
Gordon Fiala's voice bears a striking resemblance to another person's voice who makes no sense when he talks 😁
Hahaha!! Thanks for the humor and the voice choices. I did my best to put a face to the voices, and I think I hit it on the head!! Gave me a headacheology moment.
Wow! These people found the motherlode of magic mushrooms! 🍄🍄🍄
Hilarious! And great. I am so sorry you have to deal with the dregs of humanity. It reminds us how incredibly screwed up some people are. Thanks for your great work!
I've often said that my native tounge was typoneese, but.....
Thankfully there are professional archeologists. Yay science! 🎉
I saw some comments on a video posted on X where a guy who appeared to be on his own, recently got down into one of the Twin Towers fountains in NYC. He slid along on his stomach until he went headfirst into the center which is a drop of several feet. Obviously he had injured himself jumping down from the barrier but the comments were just one conspiracy after another...
"Why was there blood?"
"He's part of the sacrifice they do"
"Yeah that's right. They always do the sacrifices like that"
"What's this about sacrifices?"
"If you know, you know"
"Oh yeah I get it now"
People...smh
Fantastic and hysterically funny. You almost feel there's a germ of truth in this poetry, but where exactly? Keep up the great work Nathanael!
My people call it corn.
That's my goto neutralizer.
PLASMA DRAGONS 😂 This video is gold!
Please make this a regular thing, these are hilarious 😂
No… this is art.
Art and poetry! Brilliant call there. I must admit this made me chuckle. I do not always agree with everything you say, but then neither do those within the professional archaeologist community. I have much respect for the time and effort it takes to get to the title of Archaeologist.
I enjoy your channel.
Thanks
Don't run my comments through your AI program. Lol
This was absolutely amazing!!!!! So good!!!!
We truly ARE eunuchs of history
Wow, these are truly ... special.
Definitely a few laughs to be had there! 😂 Was that Mackinac Island?
It was close by. St. Ignace.
Well I can clearly see why it’s hard to even find a starting point for some comments.😂👍🇺🇸
I think back to my younger days and realize all of these comments would make complete sense with a little psilocybin!
Just look at his lying eyes. Go to bed little blond haired hipster.
-Thomas Pynchon
It makes me cringe to think that there are people like that.
Absolutely priceless. Warning: These people vote.
HOPE MY COMMENTS DIDNT COME OUT THAT BAD !!!😂😂😂😂 that was great !!
A lot of these seem like they have google translated it from another language. Thank you for the great videos, i would love to see some on California.
Marty had a bit of McConaughey going on.
WTF? Ok, a "troll troll." I see that.
Sunshine…
That was fun. You would enjoy my next novel, The adventures of Tom Conley. In it I use science mixed with fantasia with less Indiana Jones flavors and more real archeology. I'll send you a copy when I publish it.
Great loved it
😂appreciate the genuine laughter tonight
Wow that was great, so funny. The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.
Peck those words of wisdom on a rock, and bury it, it will drive future Archaeologist mad!
"Little, blonde hipster" Lmao
Hey, where'd all my mushrooms go? ........Oh.....
“Darwin’s tail” Ha! I was certain that he counted amongst us Homo Sapiens.
You should AI this one. "Paleolithic North Americans lived in the shelter of caves in groups of around 20. They killed megafauna, possibly to the point of extinction. While living in an icebox and killing three ton animals in groups of less than 20 inside the shelter of caves, life was really hard and food was scarce so they really didn't do much in the way of creativity. They hunted, they gathered, and they moved on after they used up all the rescources" 🤣 that would be hilarious to hear in Trump's voice. Throw in an occasional "believe me" and something like "big animals, tremendous animals, animals like the world has never seen" 🤣
Priceless!
Hilarious. Funny and sad. These people vote also.
Wow, that was scary and entertaining at the same time.
This is amazing
Folks off they meds..
Life is like a s*** Sandwich. The more bread you have, the less s*** you have to taste.😂😢
🤣🤣🤣 excellent poetry🤦🏼♀️
I love empty head statements.
Entertaining. Thank you.
Hilarious. 115. I hope at least some of these people were high.
Lol the Trump voice
That was hilarious 😂
Right? lol
Hilarious. And, I do wonder if bots actually wrote some of these comments...they are incoherent in a way that seems non-intelligent AND automatic. Or, they are people who are just high.
5:48 Ron Swanson? lol
The last voice also sounded very familiar.
Dolly Parton.
Please forgive me sir, but insane people are not amusing. Please keep safe. I don't mean be afraid, just...observe all around you, like a martial artist. 👍
You need to go back to collard
I wonder if any of these people were sober and not high.
Scary thing is that much of this stuff is coming from people who are sober as a judge but crazier than a shithouse rat.
That was touching.
Omg! Who are these people!!! 😂😂😂❤
Wow.. awesome
I don't know what to say about those comments, except some what unintelligible for the most part...but will I now be afraid to comment? I'm pretty much just a pot hunter without portfolio; however, having made my living as a computer scientist, I do pretty much believe in science.
I don't think you have anything to worry about. Your comments are lucid.
Beautiful
oh man, this is good
Wonderful
Go back to collard!
NGL I could fuck up a mess of collards right now.
Pretty great.
Best video yet
😂
Classic!
Wow...unintelligible at best.
😀😆🤣 Good stuff ☆
Lol this was pretty great
LAPHROAIG!!!!
Laughing my ass off thanks!!!
😂😭😂
hahaha...That was good!
LOL😂
Promo`SM 🤔