RIDICULOUS Pilot Behavior in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)

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  • @RoastFlea61
    @RoastFlea61 6 років тому +6545

    That dude is a genius, if you ever get engine failure mid flight. Just buy a new one.

    • @valerie80yearsago90
      @valerie80yearsago90 6 років тому +57

      Senor Fluff Thing Aerial engine replacement for the win!

    • @northstar8818
      @northstar8818 6 років тому +187

      "Hello this is IKEA Air-Air delivery service, how may I help you ?"

    • @lifeuncensored957
      @lifeuncensored957 6 років тому +54

      @@northstar8818 great so we gotta asimble the engine ourselves before putting it in

    • @bogney
      @bogney 6 років тому +74

      If a terrorist blows up the airport, just buy a new one

    • @northstar8818
      @northstar8818 6 років тому +57

      If people die in the explosion jus tbuy new people

  • @turtlesrock1017
    @turtlesrock1017 5 років тому +5428

    "You are definitely not gonna be reaching 20,000 ft."
    737 *hold my beer*

    • @calebryan4467
      @calebryan4467 5 років тому +19

      Jonji 737 max?

    • @SOGNAMETAL
      @SOGNAMETAL 5 років тому +85

      AND IN FUCKING *VERTICAL CLIMB*

    • @Tomeletto
      @Tomeletto 5 років тому +19

      737 nvm my beer spilled

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 5 років тому +8

      I'm Iron Man
      It can’t climb 20000 feet in one vertical ascent.

    • @thetechgenie7374
      @thetechgenie7374 4 роки тому +3

      The vertical, barrel roll and inverted, I highly doubt he make it to 4,000 ft let alone 20,000 ft?

  • @who2088
    @who2088 5 років тому +1530

    I’ve never even seen these videos, but, “You’re clear to crash.” was a great line. Got my subscription.

    • @umeinui
      @umeinui 5 років тому +21

      May I recommend the video he made reference to with the "It's okay, we can buy new tower." line. Its called 747 Pilot LOSES HIS MIND (if you haven't already seen it) When youtube randomly suggested it to me thats the video that made me sub

  • @kenniefae
    @kenniefae 5 років тому +4154

    I am literally addicted to hearing him say, "It's okay; we can buy new tower."

  • @TheCommaA
    @TheCommaA 6 років тому +4169

    These are the most professional sounding shenanigans I have ever heard!

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 5 років тому +126

      If I am correct, Airforceproud95 used to be a real pilot...

    • @JTuckerF
      @JTuckerF 5 років тому +34

      @@jozokrstanovic9040 Or he was a Controller in the AF

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 років тому +28

      jozo krstanovic his name is airforceproud95 making me think he was born in 1995 to young to “use to be a pilot” or an atc

    • @peterwyattmiddleton
      @peterwyattmiddleton 5 років тому +5

      is that the place with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

    • @AM-ep1rv
      @AM-ep1rv 5 років тому +11

      @@crunch9876 or maybe it could be the year he became a pilot

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 2 роки тому +228

    3:05 My favorite part is imagining this scenario in real life. A plane begins taking off with no clearance from the wrong end of the runway against the protestations of the atc, only to immediately plow into the ground, scattering debris and burning aviation fuel everywhere, and atc's response is "never mind, problem solved"

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 6 років тому +3701

    its getting weird
    *"can confirm."*

  • @Menkhor
    @Menkhor 6 років тому +3170

    The balance between maintaining an air of seriousness in a no-nonsense sim and the general online trollery of every other multiplayer game makes this WAY more entertaining than it should be. Multiplayer Flight Sim is something special.
    First time here but this was pretty hilarious. :D

    • @voldo18
      @voldo18 6 років тому +47

      The amounts of fuckery in this video had my sides hurting 😂

    • @owg1236
      @owg1236 6 років тому +14

      FSX is definitely not a no-nonsense sim haha

    • @scottdotjazzman
      @scottdotjazzman 6 років тому +24

      Agreed. I'm dying of laughter from this deadpan delivery.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 6 років тому +16

      It's so simple but goddamn is it effective

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 6 років тому +21

      I know rite, how the fuck is this so entertaining? Fucking dude in the tower just nails it.

  • @mapleleafaviation304
    @mapleleafaviation304 5 років тому +3180

    Tower: *Gets struck by 747*
    Gentleman: “It’s okay, we can *buy* a new tower” 💵

    • @audunl724
      @audunl724 5 років тому +18

      Canadian Proud Aviation 10 what about the lost human lives?

    • @noobfromtheuk1113
      @noobfromtheuk1113 5 років тому +97

      @@audunl724 Its ok, we can buy somme new humans.

    • @JuliaC-sp5qk
      @JuliaC-sp5qk 5 років тому +11

      I think that's America's current policy on climate change

    • @Original-pi7em
      @Original-pi7em 5 років тому +14

      When he said it reminded me of a certain tower in certain city in 2001

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 5 років тому +3

      @@Original-pi7em Dallas?

  • @cxmb
    @cxmb 6 років тому +2040

    You are cleared to crash

    • @TheLeanBaker
      @TheLeanBaker 5 років тому +4

      Copy that, sir.

    • @jayswarrow1196
      @jayswarrow1196 5 років тому

      Abdul-samad Mohammed,
      ...uuuh, that's a negative, sir, we're going for 6104, heavy'n'hot.

    • @ashyfire33
      @ashyfire33 4 роки тому

      summary of these videos.

    • @SN57ONE
      @SN57ONE 6 місяців тому

      I really like the subtlety and the entitlement of the guy stating that he doesn't need a clearance. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Cartoonicus
    @Cartoonicus 6 років тому +8495

    If this is the next generation of pilots, I am never flying again.

    • @Deadlesssedg
      @Deadlesssedg 6 років тому +202

      Taylor Gibson its okay im coloured blind

    • @SourPatchMoth
      @SourPatchMoth 6 років тому +52

      is a flight sim

    • @Cartoonicus
      @Cartoonicus 6 років тому +334

      @@SourPatchMoth You don't say.

    • @mariwnl
      @mariwnl 6 років тому +58

      Aegis Wolver /r wooosh

    • @mariwnl
      @mariwnl 6 років тому +51

      It’s okay I can fly a plane.
      They say I’m legally blind.

  • @n3rc347
    @n3rc347 5 років тому +917

    Trike: *Enters flat spin*
    Also Trike: "WHEEEEEEEE"

    • @hattricklaine4463
      @hattricklaine4463 5 років тому +9

      Nate Campbell also trike: it’s ok

    • @kaeaja
      @kaeaja 4 роки тому +1

      @@hattricklaine4463 GOOSE EJECT!!! D:

    • @taxfraudpro
      @taxfraudpro 4 роки тому +8

      Swooshツ we can buy new trike

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 роки тому +4

      Shame he didn't say "it's okay, we can buy a new trike"

  • @NitroTom91
    @NitroTom91 6 років тому +2052

    'Well I'm not coming back then..'
    He got you good with that one 🤣

    • @miskatonic6210
      @miskatonic6210 6 років тому +4

      Like a boss

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 6 років тому +2

      Oh ok fair point

    • @WishMasterPtolemy
      @WishMasterPtolemy 6 років тому +49

      So disappointed that he didn't say "Be prepared to copy down that number once you're on the ground and getting that fuel leak fixed."

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 6 років тому +1

      plot twist had to come back.

    • @tyredcar03
      @tyredcar03 6 років тому +1

      the guy who said that is autistic and has a forehead big enough to land a fully loaded 747-8f on

  • @lach3v
    @lach3v 6 років тому +1024

    - Do you want to buy something from me?
    - Sir is that a drug offering?
    - If so, then yes...

  • @Dubanx
    @Dubanx 5 років тому +533

    "A flight of 3 is departing"
    *KABOOM*
    "Uh no, nevermind. Make that a flight of two is departing".
    I cracked up so hard at this.

    • @kalinotkaleid
      @kalinotkaleid 4 роки тому

      Dubanx timestamp?

    • @Dannyboi2462
      @Dannyboi2462 4 роки тому +2

      Kaleid 3:36

    • @minaminitta7686
      @minaminitta7686 4 роки тому +2

      Lead aircraft has ate a FAT BOWL OF SHIT off to the side of the runway, now TWO aircraft.

    • @flaming_skull
      @flaming_skull 3 роки тому

      And then the other guy died to

  • @Kugo
    @Kugo 6 років тому +4603

    737's going vertical give me life.

    • @danielpetersen8442
      @danielpetersen8442 6 років тому +24

      Holy shit kugo watches airforceproud. Big fan kugo ❤️

    • @mikew36
      @mikew36 6 років тому +7

      Holy shit its Kugo. Love ya bro.

    • @vonke
      @vonke 6 років тому +4

      Oh no, attack of the fan boys

    • @hampusgranne8302
      @hampusgranne8302 6 років тому +2

      Can you tell me What this is?

    • @Storm-lu2ce
      @Storm-lu2ce 6 років тому

      I didn't know you were a pilot?

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +1020

    "We'll deal with that once you're back on the ground"
    "Alright not coming back"

    • @mikecorleone6797
      @mikecorleone6797 5 років тому +52

      Commissar Purity gets 2 miles out and has to come back 🤣

    • @meekrab9027
      @meekrab9027 4 роки тому +20

      "uh... remember how I said I wasn't coming back? wellllll"

    • @T_Griff
      @T_Griff 4 роки тому +2

      Wish this is how detentions worked lol

    • @No1sonuk
      @No1sonuk 4 роки тому +2

      That Trike pilot gets bonus points for that speedy comeback.

    • @farhatamnan3736
      @farhatamnan3736 3 роки тому +1

      That man is going places I’ll give you that

  • @Avocado11
    @Avocado11 5 років тому +211

    "They're recruiting younger pilots everyday" That's the best reasoning for annoying kids showing up in a game I've heard.

  • @freisdairyllc6898
    @freisdairyllc6898 6 років тому +731

    “Then I’m not coming back.”
    “Fair enough, well done.”

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 6 років тому +1942

    These videos are gold.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 5 років тому +292

    “Im not coming back then”
    *fair enough, well done*

    • @kaeaja
      @kaeaja 4 роки тому

      *SNRRK!* Loved that line to, well played :3

  • @DanTheCaptain
    @DanTheCaptain 6 років тому +1582

    The guy with the accent kills me. "He can buy a new one"

    • @Catperson84
      @Catperson84 6 років тому +6

      That guy kinda sounds like Walter Koenig from Star Trek

    • @coolray3565
      @coolray3565 6 років тому +2

      I read this then it just said it in the video

    • @veroorzaakt6387
      @veroorzaakt6387 6 років тому +26

      Its ok. We can buy a new one.

    • @TheGameThrower
      @TheGameThrower 6 років тому +18

      Daniel K “BUT I WANNA FLY!”

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 6 років тому +5

      DON WORREH. HE CAN BUY NEEW WON

  • @nicholasfailla2106
    @nicholasfailla2106 6 років тому +3777

    Every session has it's daily dose of a child screaming.

    • @mdrichards
      @mdrichards 6 років тому +30

      @A089080098 And?

    • @thefuza150
      @thefuza150 6 років тому +1

      A089080098 stop you are a bot

    • @thefuza150
      @thefuza150 6 років тому

      Michael Richards this guy is in every comment

    • @roibrennarlante6923
      @roibrennarlante6923 6 років тому

      How do i find you on simulation?

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 6 років тому +4

      @@thefuza150 Some kind of dox bot? Gross.

  • @llunde22
    @llunde22 5 років тому +744

    "That child needs some milk."
    "That's racist." hahahaha

  • @kolbjrnhalvorsen863
    @kolbjrnhalvorsen863 6 років тому +780

    @1.47
    ATC: "Why was there an orchestra playing in the background?"
    Boeing 6104: "I was just testing my instruments".

  • @MCHFacts
    @MCHFacts 6 років тому +1401

    Clicked so fast I broke the sound barrier.

    • @chaosentity855
      @chaosentity855 6 років тому +17

      i broke the laws of the universe by causing the like to view ratio thing

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +15

      Mach 5 in a Hot air balloon?

    • @alic-c
      @alic-c 6 років тому

      100th like

    • @easydoz1
      @easydoz1 6 років тому +2

      ^ Exposed^

    • @Angel_EU34
      @Angel_EU34 6 років тому

      CLICK BOOM

  • @i.pezzotti853
    @i.pezzotti853 5 років тому +205

    “I’m getting struck by a 747 right now”
    *_”It’s okay you can buy a new tower”_*

  • @Zantrop64
    @Zantrop64 6 років тому +802

    Actually, people were quite nice this time, they even warned of their arrival a fucking 30 early

    • @Shadowrun2589
      @Shadowrun2589 6 років тому +2

      What does a 30 early mean , like 30 mins early ? Or like seconds ? Idk plane language

    • @Zantrop64
      @Zantrop64 6 років тому +10

      @@Shadowrun2589 my bad, thanks for pointing that out :)
      I meant 30 minutes early
      And I don't know shit about plane language

    • @ice_breaker_
      @ice_breaker_ 6 років тому +2

      Too early

  • @officialclownbusiness7788
    @officialclownbusiness7788 6 років тому +793

    "I've just caused you to enter a flat-spin. Sorry about that."

  • @joesmoe6947
    @joesmoe6947 4 роки тому +57

    Lmao 😂
    “I’d like to RSVP a landing 30 minutes from now. “
    “Can I get a plus one on that.”
    “Ok party of two for 27L in 30 minutes. Confirmed.”
    “Uhh... I’m gunna be an hour late.”
    😂😂

    • @johnc1666
      @johnc1666 3 роки тому +2

      Party of two for 27L in 30 minutes had me rolf

  • @dlb2109
    @dlb2109 6 років тому +598

    "My engine stopped working"
    *Buy a new one* lol
    😂

  • @KingOfTheWorld462
    @KingOfTheWorld462 6 років тому +477

    I really like you in ATC role.. always hillarious..

    • @zXHAcKeRzXz
      @zXHAcKeRzXz 6 років тому +1

      sev'fouty'sev' please ABORT
      ...okay

  • @TheCaner135
    @TheCaner135 4 роки тому +87

    I was so depressed and bored today until i hear "we can buy new xxxx" guy. Now i cant breath laughing. Thanks to him whoever is that.

  • @chadantonio
    @chadantonio 6 років тому +505

    "Its okay, we can buy NEW tower."

    • @ericellerbrock9350
      @ericellerbrock9350 6 років тому

      Chad E classic

    • @GBart
      @GBart 6 років тому +4

      I don't think that's how it works

    • @uvraj1028
      @uvraj1028 5 років тому

      Dont worry, he can buy new one

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 5 років тому +350

    ATC: "That was a violation because you said the wrong runway, but roger that, continue."
    Pilot: "Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?"
    ATC: "Eh, we'll deal with that once you're back on the ground."
    Pilot: "Uh...not coming back then..."
    Sides = in orbit

  • @lunashasarts
    @lunashasarts 5 років тому +195

    This was on my recomendations.
    *WORTH IT.*

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 6 років тому +335

    I've already learned more about air travel from these videos than from my entire life's experience up to this point.

    • @KingOfTheWorld462
      @KingOfTheWorld462 6 років тому

      Pls watch Air Crash Investigations too🤣🤣

    • @terrilee5163
      @terrilee5163 6 років тому

      SAME HERE.

    • @slapshotjack9806
      @slapshotjack9806 5 років тому +4

      When an engine fails it’s ok we can just buy a new one

    • @thegreat0220
      @thegreat0220 5 років тому

      And you know what??...Its all accurate

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 6 років тому +474

    Best quotes:
    “It’s okay, we can buy a new one.”
    “You’re cleared to crash.”
    “Delta Alpha Delta Yankee Sierra November India Papa requesting clearance to active runway.”
    “Airfartproud95”
    EDIT: “Callsign Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Uniform”
    “Can we get clearance for a lower altitude? *ATC:* I’m sorry this is McDonalds”
    “Tower can we get some good luck? *ATC:* No”

  • @eshan309
    @eshan309 5 років тому +270

    "Sir is this a drug offering?"
    "If so then yes"

  • @herumetto-san5559
    @herumetto-san5559 6 років тому +106

    "Is he directing an orchestra right now?"
    "Affirm."
    lmfao

  • @zoidburger9552
    @zoidburger9552 6 років тому +503

    Don’t know why this was in my recommend but I now know

    • @ninoski4043
      @ninoski4043 6 років тому +5

      UA-cam bots know what you want way better than you

  • @Luke-cb9qf
    @Luke-cb9qf 3 роки тому +74

    Imagine if this is really how airports worked. That would be beyond incredible

  • @razvanman508
    @razvanman508 6 років тому +318

    'This is 8DB, I've got an engine warning already..'
    *Probably the calmest and best solution ever heard on the history of the Flight Simulator radio frequency*:
    '*DON'T WORRY HE CAN BUY A NEW ONE.*'
    Edit: Love you spacepowerproud72 💕

  • @libertyprime69
    @libertyprime69 6 років тому +663

    "That child needs some milk."
    "That's racist."

    • @ToBeSchooled
      @ToBeSchooled 6 років тому +1

      It's not racist. It's human nature that a screaming child needs milk to calm down.

    • @zytha2890
      @zytha2890 6 років тому +30

      Its incredibly racist! I drink milk every single day and i think its bullshit he felt the need to say that child needed milk!

    • @KumiChan2004
      @KumiChan2004 6 років тому +6

      More like age-ist. What what? He is saying that because it is a kid.

    • @briansalfai3842
      @briansalfai3842 6 років тому +1

      @@zytha2890 are you serious

    • @Aethelia
      @Aethelia 6 років тому +13

      Kid is a race now.

  • @midknight_flight2902
    @midknight_flight2902 5 років тому +58

    “Well I’m not coming back then.”
    “Fair enough.... well done.”

  • @Mr.Veridical
    @Mr.Veridical 6 років тому +69

    DamePesos ~2:45?
    "We'll discuss it when you come back."
    "I'm not coming back then."
    "Fair enough."

    • @mikecorleone6797
      @mikecorleone6797 5 років тому +2

      Mr. Veridical then comes back after flying 2 miles out 🤣

  • @cavageplaz2523
    @cavageplaz2523 6 років тому +397

    4:05 I dOnT NeEd CleArENce

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 6 років тому +31

      NOT YOU. YOURE CLEARED TO *CRASH" LMFAO

    • @cavageplaz2523
      @cavageplaz2523 6 років тому +2

      iDEaXANA 😂

  • @relaxsleep6030
    @relaxsleep6030 5 років тому +78

    "YOU'RE CLEARED TO CRASH" 😂😂

  • @kevinbarksdale7897
    @kevinbarksdale7897 6 років тому +264

    WOW! I had no idea what to expect when I started this video, but I have not laughed at a youtube vid this hard in a long time. Thank you for that as it was much needed.

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 6 років тому +249

    “I’ve got an engine warning already...”
    “Don’t worry. He can buy a new one.”

    • @stario5895
      @stario5895 5 років тому +7

      "Friend was kidnapped"
      "buy a new one"

    • @shyamin
      @shyamin 5 років тому +2

      buy a new tower 😂😂😂

  • @johnnyfiveo
    @johnnyfiveo 4 роки тому +177

    this was utterly amazing

  • @mayamellissa
    @mayamellissa 6 років тому +485

    This game desperately needs collision with explosions and stuff.

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 6 років тому +44

      The deadpan delivery from the guy is great as well

    • @yeetusthedeletus9284
      @yeetusthedeletus9284 6 років тому +32

      This is an actual simulator. We use it in aerospace class in my school. It doesn't count as a game.

    • @mayamellissa
      @mayamellissa 6 років тому +40

      @@yeetusthedeletus9284 I understand that but that doesn't mean I can't wish for physics and explosions. I am glad to know it's a legit simulator though.

    • @yeetusthedeletus9284
      @yeetusthedeletus9284 6 років тому +28

      @@mayamellissa They do have explosions, just on hard/realistic mode

    • @mayamellissa
      @mayamellissa 6 років тому +5

      @@yeetusthedeletus9284 Cool! Thank you for letting me know!

  • @johnomara849
    @johnomara849 6 років тому +155

    I always watch these videos wondering “who the hell would watch something like this?” Meanwhile I’m watching it

  • @bebeezle581
    @bebeezle581 4 роки тому +20

    2:06 “This is 8DB, ive got an engine warning already.”
    *”Don’t worry, he can buy new one!”*

  • @Lord_Shadowz
    @Lord_Shadowz 6 років тому +171

    I actually laughed out loud. I’ve never played this game but the trikes were hilarious. Also the person doing a loop in a 737 right above the airport was funny.

    • @fictionmyth
      @fictionmyth 6 років тому

      Did... did you just fucking call a "Flight Simulator" a game?! Oh Lord Shadowz, even your edgelord name won't save you from the hell you just brought upon yourself from the people in the Flight Sim community.

  • @chichi-iw2ik
    @chichi-iw2ik 5 років тому +433

    You could do this job IN REAL LIFE and get paid $90k+ for it ...

  • @benmwall94
    @benmwall94 3 роки тому +10

    "Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?"
    "Uh, we'll deal with that once you're on the ground."
    "Not coming back then."
    "Fair enough."
    THIS is why I love video games xD

  • @thoomin6680
    @thoomin6680 6 років тому +314

    *cleared to crash*

  • @kaylamiller1972
    @kaylamiller1972 6 років тому +129

    i showed this to my father who is afraid of flying.
    after the 737 going vertical he has no faith in the future pilots of this world

  • @Ridz149
    @Ridz149 5 років тому +32

    “Am I going to get in trouble”
    “When you come to the ground”
    “Ok I’m never coming back then..”

    • @joshuamccutcheon
      @joshuamccutcheon 7 місяців тому

      1 trillion IQ move, galaxy brain confirmed

  • @ryanfwood
    @ryanfwood 6 років тому +343

    Must be a pain in the ass to add all these captions

  • @rhyanschaff6900
    @rhyanschaff6900 6 років тому +182

    AFP: *deletes channel*
    **buys new one**

    • @Void_Dragon
      @Void_Dragon 6 років тому +4

      @@nicholasfailla2106 r/woooosh

    • @reezy4219
      @reezy4219 6 років тому +2

      r/woooosh

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 5 років тому

      @@nicholasfailla2106 hahahahahagag go to 2:05 to understand.

  • @Evesukso
    @Evesukso 6 місяців тому +1

    5:28 the cut off toddler scream absolutely took me out 💀💀

  • @hotstuffins6188
    @hotstuffins6188 6 років тому +674

    Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?
    A: Pilot error

    • @unknownspeeds
      @unknownspeeds 6 років тому +21

      **facepalm**

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 років тому +4

      He wishes...

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 років тому +6

      @@TheBookOfAkersGaming The idea is the pilot accidentally got her pregnant, because he was having her while on the flight.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 років тому +6

      @@TheBookOfAkersGaming 😑
      Honestly hard to tell some puns from terrible spelling or dumb autocorrect.

    • @thepaperhatcultinc4120
      @thepaperhatcultinc4120 6 років тому +4

      Imma r/woooosh myself

  • @allknowncerebro1677
    @allknowncerebro1677 6 років тому +318

    I thought this was a bunch of actual workers screwing around, but a minute and a half into the video I realized that this is game lol

    • @adodoes8770
      @adodoes8770 5 років тому +52

      Plane: *crashes*
      Yeah just fooling around

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 5 років тому +2

      AceusZues Gaming so the “FSX” in the title didn’t give it away?

    • @jamegumb7298
      @jamegumb7298 5 років тому +2

      ​@@yammmit Most people skipped to X-plane and P3D I guess.

  • @TrendTempleShorts
    @TrendTempleShorts 5 років тому +177

    "daddy snip?"
    wait
    "Daddys nip!"

  • @themanhands5599
    @themanhands5599 6 років тому +96

    why is this still funny? it's basically the same thing every vid, and yet, I keep watching and enjoying. upvoting for magic.

  • @sce2aux464
    @sce2aux464 6 років тому +132

    While taxiing at LaGuardia the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
    The irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C's and D's, but get it right!"
    Continuing her tirade to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God, you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
    "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
    Naturally the ground control frequency went terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to engage the irate ground controller in her current state. Tension in every cockpit at LGA was running high.
    Unknown Pilot: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

    • @BlackTemplar6th
      @BlackTemplar6th 5 років тому +10

      Absolute fucking madman

    • @KurtColville
      @KurtColville 5 років тому +5

      SCE2AUX Awesome alias. I’ve been using “SCEtoAUX” for various sites and games for about two years now. It’s fun explaining to people where it came from. Real cool customers on 12, and John Aaron was the man.

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 5 років тому +3

      Kurt Colville If you don’t mind, where did it come from?

    • @KurtColville
      @KurtColville 5 років тому +4

      Liam Weaver Sure! It was a call from Mission Control that saved Apollo 12 after it had been struck by lightning right after liftoff. The whole story is really something: www.universetoday.com/98484/this-day-in-space-history-apollo-12-and-sce-to-aux/

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 5 років тому +2

      Kurt Colville A month late, but thanks for showing me that. That’s really fascinating! I’m definitely gonna use that term at some point.

  • @baihaqibakri7822
    @baihaqibakri7822 5 років тому +29

    4:14
    " You're cleared to crash"
    damn boi hahahaha

  • @mr.dogman216
    @mr.dogman216 6 років тому +212

    What sound does a Boeing make when it bounces?
    BOEING BOEING BOEING

    • @Angel_EU34
      @Angel_EU34 6 років тому +18

      I don't know if i like the general dynamics of this comment...

    • @nicholasfailla2106
      @nicholasfailla2106 6 років тому +4

      Overused comment.

    • @josiahortiz5416
      @josiahortiz5416 6 років тому +11

      This sounds like a dad joke

    • @mr.dogman216
      @mr.dogman216 6 років тому

      Carlos Ortiz it does lol

    • @josiahortiz5416
      @josiahortiz5416 6 років тому

      HSK_Mr.Dogman I like your profile picture btw

  • @SpaceMace31
    @SpaceMace31 5 років тому +93

    My wife: "He puts the TROLL in air traffic controller"

  • @BernieMurray
    @BernieMurray 3 роки тому +1

    Yo these videos have me crying. The dead pan comedy is great. It’s like the movie airplane.

  • @StormSilvawalker
    @StormSilvawalker 6 років тому +235

    I feel the urge to put your commentary over actual plane crashes...

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 6 років тому +13

    I just love his "realistic" reactions to the insanity.

  • @dodgeguyz
    @dodgeguyz 5 років тому +9

    The end with the rsvp for landing and the plus 1 had me dying!

  • @tailgunner2
    @tailgunner2 6 років тому +54

    This, this explains O'Hare's operations.

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 6 років тому +141

    "It's getting weird already"
    "....can confirm."

  • @TheBeresford7
    @TheBeresford7 4 роки тому +13

    When i seen 1:00 i couldn't stop laughing
    especially how casual he is documenting it
    "well we have a 737 attempting to reach 20,000 feet right now" xD

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 6 років тому +63

    "It's getting weird already"
    "...can confirm"
    Ahaha, love this.

  • @RapidPhantom293
    @RapidPhantom293 6 років тому +81

    "Mumbles to self*
    "Roger that."
    *Angry Toddler*

  • @DPK99ATown
    @DPK99ATown 4 роки тому +6

    No clue why this was recommended but holy shit am I glad it was 😂 “That child needs some milk” followed by “That’s racist” killed me

  • @colink7017
    @colink7017 6 років тому +62

    This air traffic guy is hilarious. I found this randomly. I don't play this game. Too funny

  • @FennecTECH
    @FennecTECH 6 років тому +11

    I love the casual mix of swearing inappropriate behavior and professional ATC It’s amusing as hell.

  • @alanperez.8826
    @alanperez.8826 4 роки тому +5

    1:47
    Atlanta Tower: why was there like a classic orchestra music playing in the background
    the Boeing: it's because we have a lot of instruments

  • @joeymonjaras603
    @joeymonjaras603 6 років тому +16

    8:23 “You made it a whole 2 miles before an error” was gold

  • @lepton_01
    @lepton_01 6 років тому +80

    That guy that said he's an hour late lives in Antarctica.

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 6 років тому +7

      yep he's a famous chilean scientist, his name is Rodolfo Amando Philippi and he's back from the dead

    • @elektrotehnik94
      @elektrotehnik94 6 років тому +1

      The backstory tho

  • @taajesusisking6349
    @taajesusisking6349 5 років тому +1

    3:40 Lead aircraft just ate a fat bowl of shit 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never laughed so hard

  • @mojostevo
    @mojostevo 6 років тому +33

    "Okay, never mind, that problem just solved itself" LOL!

  • @rubbers3
    @rubbers3 6 років тому +597

    At first I was like - what? Then I was like - why do people pretend to be air control tower in a game? Then I remembered about rpgs and sims, and I understood it. But then I was like - why does this guy has 824k subscribers? It's this popular? Then I finally saw the video and now I understand everything. I guess it's worth keeping an eye on this channel.

    • @MrPrussianjester
      @MrPrussianjester 6 років тому +27

      Wow you sure are woke.

    • @rubbers3
      @rubbers3 6 років тому +55

      @@MrPrussianjester It's 4AM and I'm awake, so yeah, you can say I'm woke...

    • @Meta_Reef
      @Meta_Reef 6 років тому +5

      Go back to the other videos you watch we don’t want you

    • @fishboy279
      @fishboy279 6 років тому

      Hmmm... yes, indeed..

    • @a-10warthog23
      @a-10warthog23 6 років тому +7

      Welcome to hell

  • @sirjohnmara
    @sirjohnmara 2 роки тому +1

    WTF. All this at the same day. "Buy a new one". "You are cleared to Crash" - is one of the funniest lines ever. Haha.

  • @dralithi
    @dralithi 6 років тому +12

    There's something incredibly funny about deadpan humor. Just found your channel this week - Love it!

  • @afel8051
    @afel8051 6 років тому +67

    "It's okay. We can buy new tower." 😂

  • @tmcog395
    @tmcog395 Рік тому +1

    5:01 idk why but when i heard that i felt like id heard it before in some random gmod rp video from ages ago

  • @Tonyinfocus
    @Tonyinfocus 6 років тому +25

    Watching this at night makes it 100x funnier

  • @genericglogo6830
    @genericglogo6830 6 років тому +183

    Roses are red
    I love fights
    I GAVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS TO TAXI TO 34 RIGHT!

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +9

      Roses are red
      The windsock ain’t right
      I GAVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO 22 RIGHT

    • @dunkdamonk
      @dunkdamonk 6 років тому +9

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      People dont think it be like it be
      But sometimes it do

    • @helloimash
      @helloimash 6 років тому

      27

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva 6 років тому +2

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      That didn’t rhyme
      But this didn’t too XD

    • @metalmike5141
      @metalmike5141 5 років тому

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have engine failure
      He can buy another one.

  • @sihocolus
    @sihocolus 5 років тому +15

    "What Do you mean 8:15? It's 3:00."
    *Triggered* 😬😂

  • @Bertram_Tung
    @Bertram_Tung 6 років тому +12

    Just wanted to say I recently purchased FSX primarily because of your videos. I'm a huge enthusiast and have gone to air shows my whole life with my Dad. He went through a lot of health issues and the memories of going to the shows with him are what really stood out when I thought of him during those times. Thankfully he's better now and hopefully we get to go to a lot more airshows in the future. When it comes to flying irl though sadly I have no experience, so I really enjoy FSX. I use the mouse/keys so far, but I'm planning on getting a decent stick soon, hopefully with a throttle. In closing, I wanted to say thank you for the hilarious and ironically educational content, and for getting me into FSX. I have a mic and headset and am going to be getting on the multiplayer soon. Hey, you'd have a super-noob on session if we got to fly together, lol.

    • @joeplavin
      @joeplavin 6 років тому

      Ryan Logan that’s great to hear, good luck on your future flying, next thing you know you’re gonna be looking at charts and starting the APU and all the other things that come with sim flying. If you haven’t bought a stick yet, I would recommend the extreme 3D pro, I used it for 4 years and never gave me any problems and only stopped using it after getting a better joystick, it’s super cheap as well. Good luck and have fun!

  • @brayson6889
    @brayson6889 6 років тому +71

    Where do you find these servers where people actually talk to each other? Every time I play I have maybe one guy say radio check and never speak again lmao

    • @KevinHernandez-zk4gb
      @KevinHernandez-zk4gb 6 років тому

      What game is it and how can i play?

    • @pie725
      @pie725 6 років тому

      Sounds like he was using a discord server, in his earlier videos I believe he used team speak

  • @priestofemroy1748
    @priestofemroy1748 3 роки тому +1

    - You spawned in a Trike?
    - I would like to departure to west and do a right hand pattern at 20'000......
    Killed me

  • @hellbentforguitar7070
    @hellbentforguitar7070 5 років тому +12

    At 5:01 the kid sounds like he's screaming "I EAT MARSHINS 95!"