RIDICULOUS Pilot Behavior in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- I encounter some ridiculous pilots during my shift as air traffic controller in Atlanta including an ultralight declaring emergency and a 737 pilot trying to RSVP his landing clearance. Enjoy.
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"You are definitely not gonna be reaching 20,000 ft."
737 *hold my beer*
Jonji 737 max?
AND IN FUCKING *VERTICAL CLIMB*
737 nvm my beer spilled
I'm Iron Man
It can’t climb 20000 feet in one vertical ascent.
The vertical, barrel roll and inverted, I highly doubt he make it to 4,000 ft let alone 20,000 ft?
That dude is a genius, if you ever get engine failure mid flight. Just buy a new one.
Senor Fluff Thing Aerial engine replacement for the win!
"Hello this is IKEA Air-Air delivery service, how may I help you ?"
@@northstar8818 great so we gotta asimble the engine ourselves before putting it in
If a terrorist blows up the airport, just buy a new one
If people die in the explosion jus tbuy new people
3:05 My favorite part is imagining this scenario in real life. A plane begins taking off with no clearance from the wrong end of the runway against the protestations of the atc, only to immediately plow into the ground, scattering debris and burning aviation fuel everywhere, and atc's response is "never mind, problem solved"
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Same. Lol
I think that was 4:05
I am literally addicted to hearing him say, "It's okay; we can buy new tower."
2:18 for everyone
2:22
I think that would make a good T-shirt.
@@zh84 exactly what I was thinking
zh84 someone get on this
I’ve never even seen these videos, but, “You’re clear to crash.” was a great line. Got my subscription.
May I recommend the video he made reference to with the "It's okay, we can buy new tower." line. Its called 747 Pilot LOSES HIS MIND (if you haven't already seen it) When youtube randomly suggested it to me thats the video that made me sub
Tower: *Gets struck by 747*
Gentleman: “It’s okay, we can *buy* a new tower” 💵
Canadian Proud Aviation 10 what about the lost human lives?
@@audunl724 Its ok, we can buy somme new humans.
I think that's America's current policy on climate change
When he said it reminded me of a certain tower in certain city in 2001
@@Original-pi7em Dallas?
"We'll deal with that once you're back on the ground"
"Alright not coming back"
Commissar Purity gets 2 miles out and has to come back 🤣
"uh... remember how I said I wasn't coming back? wellllll"
Wish this is how detentions worked lol
That Trike pilot gets bonus points for that speedy comeback.
That man is going places I’ll give you that
its getting weird
*"can confirm."*
Confirmed
Affirm
relatable
*yes*
@@iscogblackscale5777 verified
"They're recruiting younger pilots everyday" That's the best reasoning for annoying kids showing up in a game I've heard.
These are the most professional sounding shenanigans I have ever heard!
If I am correct, Airforceproud95 used to be a real pilot...
@@jozokrstanovic9040 Or he was a Controller in the AF
jozo krstanovic his name is airforceproud95 making me think he was born in 1995 to young to “use to be a pilot” or an atc
is that the place with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
@@crunch9876 or maybe it could be the year he became a pilot
'Well I'm not coming back then..'
He got you good with that one 🤣
Like a boss
Oh ok fair point
So disappointed that he didn't say "Be prepared to copy down that number once you're on the ground and getting that fuel leak fixed."
plot twist had to come back.
the guy who said that is autistic and has a forehead big enough to land a fully loaded 747-8f on
Trike: *Enters flat spin*
Also Trike: "WHEEEEEEEE"
Nate Campbell also trike: it’s ok
@@hattricklaine4463 GOOSE EJECT!!! D:
Swooshツ we can buy new trike
Shame he didn't say "it's okay, we can buy a new trike"
If this is the next generation of pilots, I am never flying again.
Taylor Gibson its okay im coloured blind
is a flight sim
@@SourPatchMoth You don't say.
Aegis Wolver /r wooosh
It’s okay I can fly a plane.
They say I’m legally blind.
- Do you want to buy something from me?
- Sir is that a drug offering?
- If so, then yes...
*_S M O K E W E E D E V E R Y D A Y_*
*s t o n k s*
“I’m getting struck by a 747 right now”
*_”It’s okay you can buy a new tower”_*
I DON'T think that's how it works.
The balance between maintaining an air of seriousness in a no-nonsense sim and the general online trollery of every other multiplayer game makes this WAY more entertaining than it should be. Multiplayer Flight Sim is something special.
First time here but this was pretty hilarious. :D
The amounts of fuckery in this video had my sides hurting 😂
FSX is definitely not a no-nonsense sim haha
Agreed. I'm dying of laughter from this deadpan delivery.
It's so simple but goddamn is it effective
I know rite, how the fuck is this so entertaining? Fucking dude in the tower just nails it.
You are cleared to crash
Copy that, sir.
Abdul-samad Mohammed,
...uuuh, that's a negative, sir, we're going for 6104, heavy'n'hot.
summary of these videos.
I really like the subtlety and the entitlement of the guy stating that he doesn't need a clearance. 😂😂😂😂😂
“Im not coming back then”
*fair enough, well done*
*SNRRK!* Loved that line to, well played :3
“Then I’m not coming back.”
“Fair enough, well done.”
Pissed myself laughing about that 😂😂
737's going vertical give me life.
Holy shit kugo watches airforceproud. Big fan kugo ❤️
Holy shit its Kugo. Love ya bro.
Oh no, attack of the fan boys
Can you tell me What this is?
I didn't know you were a pilot?
Lmao 😂
“I’d like to RSVP a landing 30 minutes from now. “
“Can I get a plus one on that.”
“Ok party of two for 27L in 30 minutes. Confirmed.”
“Uhh... I’m gunna be an hour late.”
😂😂
Party of two for 27L in 30 minutes had me rolf
@1.47
ATC: "Why was there an orchestra playing in the background?"
Boeing 6104: "I was just testing my instruments".
Dang. What a missed opportunity.
@@tychodancer yeah
No you did not say that! LOL
Boeing 6104: "I was starting my final descendo".
1:47
Every session has it's daily dose of a child screaming.
@A089080098 And?
A089080098 stop you are a bot
Michael Richards this guy is in every comment
How do i find you on simulation?
@@thefuza150 Some kind of dox bot? Gross.
"A flight of 3 is departing"
*KABOOM*
"Uh no, nevermind. Make that a flight of two is departing".
I cracked up so hard at this.
Dubanx timestamp?
Kaleid 3:36
Lead aircraft has ate a FAT BOWL OF SHIT off to the side of the runway, now TWO aircraft.
And then the other guy died to
Actually, people were quite nice this time, they even warned of their arrival a fucking 30 early
What does a 30 early mean , like 30 mins early ? Or like seconds ? Idk plane language
@@Shadowrun2589 my bad, thanks for pointing that out :)
I meant 30 minutes early
And I don't know shit about plane language
Too early
"My engine stopped working"
*Buy a new one* lol
😂
"That child needs some milk."
"That's racist." hahahaha
Beat me to it.
dude I've bursted out in tears by that one
Hwndu reference lmao
@@wjlintzme too
Psalm 23 sex
The guy with the accent kills me. "He can buy a new one"
That guy kinda sounds like Walter Koenig from Star Trek
I read this then it just said it in the video
Its ok. We can buy a new one.
Daniel K “BUT I WANNA FLY!”
DON WORREH. HE CAN BUY NEEW WON
"I've just caused you to enter a flat-spin. Sorry about that."
At least he apologized.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No worries! He can buy a new plane!
MrAwesomedude808 negative, new pilot required, roger that
hold on, i'm just being struck by a 747 at high speed
I was so depressed and bored today until i hear "we can buy new xxxx" guy. Now i cant breath laughing. Thanks to him whoever is that.
Do you wanna buy something from me
@@interstatehighwayfan_645 lol
depressed doomer
@@hmuphilly9129Its okay we can buy new happy
"Is he directing an orchestra right now?"
"Affirm."
lmfao
"Its okay, we can buy NEW tower."
Chad E classic
I don't think that's how it works
Dont worry, he can buy new one
Imagine if this is really how airports worked. That would be beyond incredible
It’s not far off 😬😂
I've already learned more about air travel from these videos than from my entire life's experience up to this point.
Pls watch Air Crash Investigations too🤣🤣
SAME HERE.
When an engine fails it’s ok we can just buy a new one
And you know what??...Its all accurate
These videos are gold.
These=Me=Me=Breixt
One bite
didnt know you watcbed these videos
My like made "737." This makes me happy
what games this
“Well I’m not coming back then.”
“Fair enough.... well done.”
Clicked so fast I broke the sound barrier.
i broke the laws of the universe by causing the like to view ratio thing
Mach 5 in a Hot air balloon?
100th like
^ Exposed^
CLICK BOOM
I really like you in ATC role.. always hillarious..
sev'fouty'sev' please ABORT
...okay
2:06 “This is 8DB, ive got an engine warning already.”
*”Don’t worry, he can buy new one!”*
DamePesos ~2:45?
"We'll discuss it when you come back."
"I'm not coming back then."
"Fair enough."
Mr. Veridical then comes back after flying 2 miles out 🤣
Don’t know why this was in my recommend but I now know
UA-cam bots know what you want way better than you
"Sir is this a drug offering?"
"If so then yes"
You wanna buy something from me
FBI OPEN UP!
"OKAY!"
ATC: "That was a violation because you said the wrong runway, but roger that, continue."
Pilot: "Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?"
ATC: "Eh, we'll deal with that once you're back on the ground."
Pilot: "Uh...not coming back then..."
Sides = in orbit
Also pilot: *immediately comes back 2 miles later with a fuel leak* 😂
@@ThelagKingStrikes Aye, just pick a highway at that point, right?
You wanna buy something from me
'This is 8DB, I've got an engine warning already..'
*Probably the calmest and best solution ever heard on the history of the Flight Simulator radio frequency*:
'*DON'T WORRY HE CAN BUY A NEW ONE.*'
Edit: Love you spacepowerproud72 💕
“Am I going to get in trouble”
“When you come to the ground”
“Ok I’m never coming back then..”
1 trillion IQ move, galaxy brain confirmed
"That child needs some milk."
"That's racist."
It's not racist. It's human nature that a screaming child needs milk to calm down.
Its incredibly racist! I drink milk every single day and i think its bullshit he felt the need to say that child needed milk!
More like age-ist. What what? He is saying that because it is a kid.
@@zytha2890 are you serious
Kid is a race now.
Best quotes:
“It’s okay, we can buy a new one.”
“You’re cleared to crash.”
“Delta Alpha Delta Yankee Sierra November India Papa requesting clearance to active runway.”
“Airfartproud95”
EDIT: “Callsign Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Uniform”
“Can we get clearance for a lower altitude? *ATC:* I’m sorry this is McDonalds”
“Tower can we get some good luck? *ATC:* No”
@211863 chrisman yes please
"Your Cleared to Crash" is my favorite
What about “what do you mean it’s 8:15? It’s 3:00
What about “what do you mean it’s 8:15? It’s 3:00”
"Requesting mayday"
"YOU'RE CLEARED TO CRASH" 😂😂
“I’ve got an engine warning already...”
“Don’t worry. He can buy a new one.”
"Friend was kidnapped"
"buy a new one"
buy a new tower 😂😂😂
I always watch these videos wondering “who the hell would watch something like this?” Meanwhile I’m watching it
1:47
Atlanta Tower: why was there like a classic orchestra music playing in the background
the Boeing: it's because we have a lot of instruments
WOW! I had no idea what to expect when I started this video, but I have not laughed at a youtube vid this hard in a long time. Thank you for that as it was much needed.
i showed this to my father who is afraid of flying.
after the 737 going vertical he has no faith in the future pilots of this world
"Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?"
"Uh, we'll deal with that once you're on the ground."
"Not coming back then."
"Fair enough."
THIS is why I love video games xD
I actually laughed out loud. I’ve never played this game but the trikes were hilarious. Also the person doing a loop in a 737 right above the airport was funny.
Did... did you just fucking call a "Flight Simulator" a game?! Oh Lord Shadowz, even your edgelord name won't save you from the hell you just brought upon yourself from the people in the Flight Sim community.
4:05 I dOnT NeEd CleArENce
NOT YOU. YOURE CLEARED TO *CRASH" LMFAO
iDEaXANA 😂
This was on my recomendations.
*WORTH IT.*
You could do this job IN REAL LIFE and get paid $90k+ for it ...
he does
But he's a pilot
Well dayum
Thats unsettling
Why earn $90k+ when you can listen to retards on Flight Sim
You could.....but not for long.
This game desperately needs collision with explosions and stuff.
The deadpan delivery from the guy is great as well
This is an actual simulator. We use it in aerospace class in my school. It doesn't count as a game.
@@yeetusthedeletus9284 I understand that but that doesn't mean I can't wish for physics and explosions. I am glad to know it's a legit simulator though.
@@mayamellissa They do have explosions, just on hard/realistic mode
@@yeetusthedeletus9284 Cool! Thank you for letting me know!
4:14
" You're cleared to crash"
damn boi hahahaha
AFP: *deletes channel*
**buys new one**
@@nicholasfailla2106 r/woooosh
r/woooosh
@@nicholasfailla2106 hahahahahagag go to 2:05 to understand.
While taxiing at LaGuardia the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
The irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C's and D's, but get it right!"
Continuing her tirade to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God, you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
"Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
Naturally the ground control frequency went terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to engage the irate ground controller in her current state. Tension in every cockpit at LGA was running high.
Unknown Pilot: "Wasn't I married to you once?"
Absolute fucking madman
SCE2AUX Awesome alias. I’ve been using “SCEtoAUX” for various sites and games for about two years now. It’s fun explaining to people where it came from. Real cool customers on 12, and John Aaron was the man.
Kurt Colville If you don’t mind, where did it come from?
Liam Weaver Sure! It was a call from Mission Control that saved Apollo 12 after it had been struck by lightning right after liftoff. The whole story is really something: www.universetoday.com/98484/this-day-in-space-history-apollo-12-and-sce-to-aux/
Kurt Colville A month late, but thanks for showing me that. That’s really fascinating! I’m definitely gonna use that term at some point.
"daddy snip?"
wait
"Daddys nip!"
Fake Pillow I read it that way too 😂😭
My wife: "He puts the TROLL in air traffic controller"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
hahaha!!
Introduce her to Kennedy Steve.
*cleared to crash*
Hahahahahahahaha
*Permission to mayday*
this was utterly amazing
I love the casual mix of swearing inappropriate behavior and professional ATC It’s amusing as hell.
Must be a pain in the ass to add all these captions
It is. Trust me.
Yes, Dusty Wings is very trustworthy.
@@DustyWingsProductions it's going to take some time for me to open up. I suggest we try trust falls?
Its called consistency
737: *goes vertical to the moon*
Tower: “not again...”
Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?
A: Pilot error
**facepalm**
He wishes...
@@TheBookOfAkersGaming The idea is the pilot accidentally got her pregnant, because he was having her while on the flight.
@@TheBookOfAkersGaming 😑
Honestly hard to tell some puns from terrible spelling or dumb autocorrect.
Imma r/woooosh myself
What sound does a Boeing make when it bounces?
BOEING BOEING BOEING
I don't know if i like the general dynamics of this comment...
Overused comment.
This sounds like a dad joke
Carlos Ortiz it does lol
HSK_Mr.Dogman I like your profile picture btw
WTF. All this at the same day. "Buy a new one". "You are cleared to Crash" - is one of the funniest lines ever. Haha.
"It's getting weird already"
"....can confirm."
I thought this was a bunch of actual workers screwing around, but a minute and a half into the video I realized that this is game lol
Plane: *crashes*
Yeah just fooling around
AceusZues Gaming so the “FSX” in the title didn’t give it away?
@@yammmit Most people skipped to X-plane and P3D I guess.
“Nevermind, that problem just solved itself” I fucking spit
"Mumbles to self*
"Roger that."
*Angry Toddler*
I just love his "realistic" reactions to the insanity.
- You spawned in a Trike?
- I would like to departure to west and do a right hand pattern at 20'000......
Killed me
This air traffic guy is hilarious. I found this randomly. I don't play this game. Too funny
That guy that said he's an hour late lives in Antarctica.
yep he's a famous chilean scientist, his name is Rodolfo Amando Philippi and he's back from the dead
The backstory tho
No clue why this was recommended but holy shit am I glad it was 😂 “That child needs some milk” followed by “That’s racist” killed me
I feel the urge to put your commentary over actual plane crashes...
Blog it
Just do it
DO IT PLEASE
That’s bad but amazing
DO. IT.
This, this explains O'Hare's operations.
9:50 "quick reminder that the merch campain..." Goes along with the music.
why is this still funny? it's basically the same thing every vid, and yet, I keep watching and enjoying. upvoting for magic.
At first I was like - what? Then I was like - why do people pretend to be air control tower in a game? Then I remembered about rpgs and sims, and I understood it. But then I was like - why does this guy has 824k subscribers? It's this popular? Then I finally saw the video and now I understand everything. I guess it's worth keeping an eye on this channel.
Wow you sure are woke.
@@MrPrussianjester It's 4AM and I'm awake, so yeah, you can say I'm woke...
Go back to the other videos you watch we don’t want you
Hmmm... yes, indeed..
Welcome to hell
-We'll dead with once you are back on the ground
- I am not coming back then.
- Fair enough, well done.
"Okay, never mind, that problem just solved itself" LOL!
At 5:01 the kid sounds like he's screaming "I EAT MARSHINS 95!"
"What Do you mean 8:15? It's 3:00."
*Triggered* 😬😂
"It's getting weird already"
"...can confirm"
Ahaha, love this.
God damn this is so easily quotable.
I'm so happy.
"It's okay. We can buy new tower." 😂
5:08 "They are recruiting younger pilots everyday" This is Gta Sa dialogue when Cj try to enter airpot
8:54 Intense background giggling is the only option.
2:18 IT'S OKEY, WE CAN BUY NEW TOWER
The end with the rsvp for landing and the plus 1 had me dying!
8:23 “You made it a whole 2 miles before an error” was gold
Roses are red
I love fights
I GAVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS TO TAXI TO 34 RIGHT!
Roses are red
The windsock ain’t right
I GAVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO 22 RIGHT
Roses are red
Violets are blue
People dont think it be like it be
But sometimes it do
27
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That didn’t rhyme
But this didn’t too XD
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have engine failure
He can buy another one.
The Airtraffic Controller's voice sounds totally legit, which is why it's so hilarious when he calls out a plane for taxiing beyond the runway and into the grass into traffic LOL
9:36 Whoops looks like we just lost AirProud95's sanity.
It's okay We can buy NEW one.