Sounds like a NASCAR driver I heard one time after he crashed and totaled out. "I was doing good coming down the back stretch. The car felt great, I hit the groove on turn 3 and coming into turn 4 I just flat ran out of skill.
Well in reality they're paying you to go fishing. There is no guarantee that you'll catch fish. If there was a guarantee, we'd call it catching and not fishing.
Cows laying down, the fish aren't biting; period. That one's true. If you don't believe it, drive by a pasture every time you go fishing for the next year. Not holding your mouth right is for fishing with kids and women to get them to stop talking so much.
Bahhahahh perfect i'v heard and said them all except that it's Trump's fault lol great video, I love the fishing videos but I love the fact you do these type videos too, that's why I like yours and Jack's channels so much. You keep it fun all around not just all fish all day all year long. Keep the content coming.
I told you to put the bait/lure on this way, cast over there that way, set the hook just like I told you and reel it in exactly as I showed you, and if you make me repeat myself at anytime the fish won't bite or if it does you won't get it in... fish on fish on set the hood set the hook reel it in reel it in not that way you idiot not that way you idiot dang it it got off dang it it got off I told you so I told you so... and on and on it goes...
PMSL, Love it Play your 1st film to some of my customers 3/4 way through a charter and they looked shocked and then piss them laughing and realize how stupid they sound sometimes. Also maybe come up with another with sayings to customers from the Charter Captains. Like mine - To the blokes !!! Dont rush getting the fish in. Think of it this way !!! Imagine its your last chance of making love , So enjoy the moment, and dont blow your load too fast :) Try that 1 on your clients , Cheers mate and keep up the good work
"This water is too wet." -Brant😂
"The cows lying down in the field" That's a good one. Lol
That was an actual old school way to tell if it was a good day to fish I remember my great grandfather talking about it
I’m no charter captain but I’m the same for dad and I to catch fish is if I get toothpaste on my fishing shirt
Throw a good drum rhythm to this and you may have a hit rap song.
Good stuff. Im going on charter first time this weekend. Lets see how it goes. WA Perth. Born to fish forced to work. Cheers
Needed this. Made my day.
"You pee'd off the side of the boat!! That kills the bite every time."
Sounds like a NASCAR driver I heard one time after he crashed and totaled out. "I was doing good coming down the back stretch. The car felt great, I hit the groove on turn 3 and coming into turn 4 I just flat ran out of skill.
It is my experience that if you don't catch any fish ,it's your own fault.
“I blame this on social media”...... hilarious 😂
This is hilarious! I've heard about half of those. Growing up my dad used to always tell me to be quite because the fish can hear.
I loved the cows excuse lol. Keep these coming.
Loved it Bro!!!
We don't have the right bait !
Shoot I'm about to start using some of these...😂
Ya killed on that freestyle , beat was dope dude lol jaja awesome fun video , great keep it up
Well in reality they're paying you to go fishing. There is no guarantee that you'll catch fish. If there was a guarantee, we'd call it catching and not fishing.
I guess we are just using the wrong colors of lures today! Lol
I've that before!!!cool show thanks
Hey brant, try to catch a stingrey andd make stingrey asam pedas 😂😂
Loved it
31. It's that time of the month.
32. You're not holding you mouth right.
33. El Niño is acting up.
You forgot roll tide
Water is too warm.
You are THE BEST!! 👍👍👍
Take a shot every time he says “you had your opportunity”
Cows laying down, the fish aren't biting; period. That one's true. If you don't believe it, drive by a pasture every time you go fishing for the next year. Not holding your mouth right is for fishing with kids and women to get them to stop talking so much.
Awesome man 😂😂😂
I’ve said most of these lol
you aren't holding your mouth right....classic
The fish not biting because their busy mating😆
I mean I never catch hornpout in june/july
Lmao... that was great
It's Sunday and their all at Sunday school.
Love the videos man!! By the way who won the 40k subscriber giveaway?
I like how youve aimed your attention to producing more content
This is actually funny
Heard one Captain said he was getting seasick
How about the dude just bathed in aftershave, and the scent is on everything!
Dude keep these up lmao! 😂
Omg this was so damn funny😂😂😂 love the content
Tom Brady of fishing
I hate it when I see dislikes on your videos men!
Damn cows are laying down!!!!
The cows laying down is for real!
Bananas are bad luck!!!!!
Lol! This was great!
Not holding your mouth right, a South Texas staple!!!
Lol you forgot the #1 excuse! This ain't my lucky hat!
Bahhahahh perfect i'v heard and said them all except that it's Trump's fault lol great video, I love the fishing videos but I love the fact you do these type videos too, that's why I like yours and Jack's channels so much. You keep it fun all around not just all fish all day all year long. Keep the content coming.
Lmao I love this vid !!!!!
Your dam right its trumps fault.
Do one with the game warden. Lol
I knew Trump had to be behind my inability to catch fish for the past 2 years! 🤔😡
Quit hanging with Motley! Really! Keep'em tite!
Ok then where are the f!#&ing fish?😄
I told you to put the bait/lure on this way, cast over there that way, set the hook just like I told you and reel it in exactly as I showed you, and if you make me repeat myself at anytime the fish won't bite or if it does you won't get it in... fish on fish on set the hood set the hook reel it in reel it in not that way you idiot not that way you idiot dang it it got off dang it it got off I told you so I told you so... and on and on it goes...
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LMAO
First!!! Great video man
PMSL, Love it Play your 1st film to some of my customers 3/4 way through a charter and they looked shocked and then piss them laughing and realize how stupid they sound sometimes. Also maybe come up with another with sayings to customers from the Charter Captains. Like mine - To the blokes !!! Dont rush getting the fish in. Think of it this way !!! Imagine its your last chance of making love , So enjoy the moment, and dont blow your load too fast :) Try that 1 on your clients , Cheers mate and keep up the good work
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Trump 2020
LMAO!
Hahaha trumps fault🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ITS NOT TRUMPS FAULT!! MAGA-4-LIFE! ;) haha. funny stuff.