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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • Fresh from a Maryland tidal marsh.......Conserve conserve CONSERVE! WILL IT RUN?
    BS is BS I guess................
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  • @marknovak8255
    @marknovak8255  Рік тому +55

    NOTICE: This was an April fools joke, to those who watch regularly it makes sense. If you don't normally watch this channel, welcome aboard. You might learn something.....Just Sayin

    • @1970bosshemi
      @1970bosshemi Рік тому +7

      A fantastic dig at the “restoration” clickbait videos

    • @Mauser304
      @Mauser304 2 місяці тому +1

      I honestly thought that you had gone too far down the rabbit hole.

  • @PatRMG
    @PatRMG Рік тому +160

    "Back when they made chemicals that'd turn your other eyebrow white." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PatRMG
      @PatRMG Рік тому +21

      @Robert Taylor I'm personal friends with Mark. He's got family photos from way back that show him with one white eyebrow.
      Thus, the joke about chemicals that would turn your other eyebrow white.

    • @TatsukiHashida
      @TatsukiHashida Рік тому

      @Robert Taylor bleach perhaps

    • @WildRose_Weaponry
      @WildRose_Weaponry Рік тому

      @@TatsukiHashida Closer every day to an Albino genesis than you* or most ever will be 🎉

    • @VikOlliver
      @VikOlliver Рік тому +1

      Eyebrows are optional.

    • @shaneharrison4775
      @shaneharrison4775 Рік тому +2

      Yeah that gag had me spewing my lifer juice acrossed the kitchen gotta love Mark and his 1/8 of a ton of pure gold antics.

  • @kennethjohnson4280
    @kennethjohnson4280 Рік тому +18

    Just about died laughing when he said, "recover the choke tubes without messing up the patina."

  • @kennethmackintosh4690
    @kennethmackintosh4690 Рік тому +16

    The moment you looked inside and said, light surface rust, I hoped I'd found someone to buy my Alfa Romeo.

  • @elsenor1579
    @elsenor1579 Рік тому +13

    "But that fake ass guy with the cool music and rubber gloves could fix it with a toothbrush, and cold blue etc..." we've all seen the bullshit videos.
    Countless thanks to Mark and the team for all your actual hard work and sharing such priceless knowledge for the next generation of gunsmiths.
    And happy April fool's

  • @jarink1
    @jarink1 Рік тому +14

    Truly a gun that was lost in a tragic boating accident.

  • @amisheskimoninja
    @amisheskimoninja Рік тому +10

    I love how Mark subtlety increased the ridiculous. I mean, at first I was very skeptical. But about half way through I was like, this has to be a joke, right? And then came the checkering thing and I was finally sure.

  • @parrisgeorge9708
    @parrisgeorge9708 Рік тому +8

    Mark's so darn good that he turned a rusted out Beretta into a beautiful blued Browning!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

  • @ruleninetyone
    @ruleninetyone Рік тому +5

    Ha, a weapon that ACTUALLY got lost boating. Nice Mark, real nice.

  • @FixedWing82
    @FixedWing82 Рік тому +12

    This was actually pretty hilarious
    And it took me longer to realize it was satire than I would care to admit

    • @pdubb7591
      @pdubb7591 Рік тому

      Yep me too watched it in its entirety to get the punchline.
      Hell the way Mark works he can take a turd and polish it into Damascus

  • @PatRMG
    @PatRMG Рік тому +5

    Laughed the whole way through!

  • @tomtaylor6073
    @tomtaylor6073 Рік тому +9

    Shoulda waited till Sat. (April 1) to release this.😀 You had me

  • @warpedweirdo
    @warpedweirdo Рік тому +8

    I was becoming very, very confused.
    The part about the customer wanting you preserve the patina on the choke tubes was a big "WTF?" moment. Like, what patina? And why are the choke tubes so important to preserve anyway?
    My biggest "WTF?" moment was seeing the wire wheel used on the action. I was appalled! Shelton stalls out the wire wheel trying to clear the screw head, and you look on with approval. "You think maybe we need a more powerful grinding wheel?" No! Oh god, no! Surely not!
    The WTFery in this video really had me going.
    "So here we have an amazingly recreated shotgun. It's completely done and filmed in broad daylight so you can see all of its hues and colors."
    Ha ha, now I get it, and I know there are countless hints I missed because I'm not well-versed in all this stuff.

  • @stephens2241
    @stephens2241 Рік тому +7

    Mr Novak : repeatedly hits fore-end with a hammer.
    ...
    Also Mr Novak : "There seems to have been a pre-existing flaw in the wood that caused it to crack."
    Hmmm...

  • @Snap4590
    @Snap4590 Рік тому +10

    I wondered what the Hell you were doing until I remembered tomorrow's date....well done!

  • @rouserrouse100
    @rouserrouse100 Рік тому +5

    1) Spray rusting agent on new gun.
    2) Start filming "restoration video".
    3) Attempt to cycle action to demonstrate damage.
    4) Hammer pins and components apart (usually sped up with mice vocals).
    5) Grind or soak components in evaporust.
    6) Reassemble.
    7) Shoot with gloves on.
    8) Much UA-cam profit and gunsmith learning.

  • @Pest789
    @Pest789 Рік тому +7

    I have a feeling this was supposed to be scheduled for Saturday

  • @dopefish93
    @dopefish93 Рік тому +8

    From now on I am ending all my remote meetings with the phrase: "CARBON BASED LIFEFORM SIGNING OFF!"

  • @ewathoughts8476
    @ewathoughts8476 Рік тому +9

    Too early, April Fools is two days away. You just cannot fool all the people all the time.

  • @halnywiatr
    @halnywiatr Рік тому +17

    ... when the April 1st video posts early ...

  • @BESHYSBEES
    @BESHYSBEES Рік тому +6

    Nice video brother thanks, I enjoy your sense of humour and have respect for taking on an apprentice 😂 without people like you willing to teach the younger generation the skills and knowledge you’ve taken a lifetime to Aquire would be lost forever

    • @marknovak8255
      @marknovak8255  Рік тому +4

      Sheldon is apprentice number 17 in 30 years

    • @BESHYSBEES
      @BESHYSBEES Рік тому

      @@marknovak8255 i applaud you that’s very honourable Mark, I’ve watched the school kids videos with the model planes and running a turbo jet, I absolutely loved that they were so intrigued and have to ask were you ever a teacher or educator? I know you said you worked on subs in one video and just wanted to know a little history

    • @marknovak8255
      @marknovak8255  Рік тому +2

      @@BESHYSBEES Taught Mechatronics at the High School for 4 years.

  • @mjay4700
    @mjay4700 Рік тому +6

    Gunbroker listing - "RARE. Only used 1 season. Blueing shows 98.7%." *Has Reserve*

  • @nuckyduk15
    @nuckyduk15 Рік тому +6

    JFC Marks dry humor is top notch.
    "Storing your firearms in salt water remember to store them muzzle down". 😂😂

    • @ohgary
      @ohgary Рік тому

      That’s what the cops in New Orleans did with confiscated firearms during Hurricane Katrina. Well, the salt water part, anyway.

  • @Uncle_Bob_K
    @Uncle_Bob_K Рік тому +7

    "There seems to have been a preexisting flaw" will be my new excuse.

  • @theafro
    @theafro Рік тому +8

    beautiful patina on that one, it's almost a shame to disturb it.
    Maybe you should have just hung it on the wall under a sign saying "NO!" just so you can point at it when a real basket-case comes through the shop.

  • @nerdycus6935
    @nerdycus6935 Рік тому +14

    Aren't you worried that finger oils might damage the finish? It probably could've been salvaged if you were wearing gloves.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Рік тому

      Definitely gloves, but only cellulose ones. None of that cotton garbage.

  • @mattmoore1311
    @mattmoore1311 Рік тому +6

    You know you're pushing hard enough when you stall the wire wheel.

  • @shadow1231
    @shadow1231 Рік тому +7

    I'm still crying from laughter! That's not rusted through the barrel, that' a Maryland Magnaport!

  • @nerdycus6935
    @nerdycus6935 Рік тому +4

    Nothing beats the magical repairing hammer. Polished urethane hammer faces!

  • @claireschneider9598
    @claireschneider9598 Рік тому +6

    The real joke is that Mark actually fixes the gun. That video will come out on April 1st

  • @MrTruckerf
    @MrTruckerf Рік тому +5

    Haha! Good parody of all the rusted relic rehabs on UA-cam! All that gun needed was the wood replaced and a new receiver. Of course, a new set of barrels also goes without saying.
    In other words, there was nothing worth saving.

  • @alex4alexn
    @alex4alexn Рік тому +3

    i love the acting, you guys were really selling it for a while there. I was laughing. Great vid!

  • @445cat
    @445cat Рік тому +7

    Mark trolling a 12 min video is legit what I stay for😂

  • @AltGrendel
    @AltGrendel Рік тому +6

    I would not have guessed it was only in the water 6 months. Looked more like a couple of years.

    • @tbone9903
      @tbone9903 Рік тому

      looked like the underside of a 15 year old automobile from the rust belt

  • @bubbacade6787
    @bubbacade6787 Рік тому +7

    The first few seconds of looking at that weapon I thought, Mark isn't Jesus and that shotgun isn't Lazarus...

  • @samvittoria9692
    @samvittoria9692 Рік тому +2

    I knew you were pulling my leg from the get-go. That made my day.

  • @sonparabailar
    @sonparabailar Рік тому +13

    Should've posted this on April 1st 🤪

  • @joearledge1
    @joearledge1 Рік тому +9

    Further proof that guns are frequently lost in boating accidents

  • @Z7d3nR4
    @Z7d3nR4 Рік тому +7

    Not only are these videos amazing to watch, but the dry humor is hilarious.

  • @featheredskeptic1301
    @featheredskeptic1301 Рік тому +3

    As soon as he cracked the wood carelessly I was like: "This is a joke." This thing will never shoot again.

  • @PhilGoldblum
    @PhilGoldblum Рік тому +4

    A bit of detritus... Solder on a new barrel. Awesome stuff. Thanks for the video Mark.

  • @Mr2ndAmendment
    @Mr2ndAmendment Рік тому +4

    To the haters: Mark is a master. Watched all his videos, starting when I was still in the Army, and it really helped me out as a gunsmith just 3 years in now. Also, you're mad at a dude who simply doesn't care that you're mad haha. Considering his body of work on UA-cam, and all the knowledge he has, and all the work he's put into passing along that knowledge and experience -if you don't like it, go take your shitshow somewhere else. Or not, nobody really cares what you guys do.

  • @selmevias1383
    @selmevias1383 Рік тому +4

    Solid laughter, thanks Mark! (and the apprentice)

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC Рік тому +2

    Amongst the FINEST content anywhere on the interwebnets - Many Thanks Mr Novak. You're Magnificent! Peace & Easter Greetings from the UK.

  • @azeraelleft5331
    @azeraelleft5331 Рік тому +4

    I spent this whole video saying there's no way😂😂😂 Mark your bloody carbon based legend 🍻

  • @beezo2560
    @beezo2560 Рік тому +4

    Hilarious. Loved every minute of it.

  • @Otisthelesser
    @Otisthelesser Рік тому +6

    Happy April Fools to you too Mark.

  • @ratride1
    @ratride1 Рік тому +4

    When I saw the apprentice working on it I knew it was a joke.

  • @mikepxg6406
    @mikepxg6406 Рік тому +4

    What a great sense of humour.

  • @travissmith2211
    @travissmith2211 Рік тому +8

    I'm beginning to think that the Grand Carbon Based Lifeform is getting a bit irritated by the youtubers that are "restoring" globs of rust.

  • @joshuashope5488
    @joshuashope5488 Рік тому +5

    Meanwhile I'm the background making a matchlock through all those shenanigans 😂

  • @OttoTheWeim
    @OttoTheWeim Рік тому +5

    Kroil is the best!!! Any product where the warnings on the can take up more space than any branding or product info and comes with an MSDS is good for me. I swear by the stuff.

    • @SteveinMississippi
      @SteveinMississippi Рік тому

      +1 on that. I use it all the time in industrial maintenance and repair. Great stuff.

  • @314299
    @314299 Рік тому +8

    You know April 1st is tomorrow, not today.

  • @FlyingKSports
    @FlyingKSports Рік тому +5

    Absolute best April Fool’s video I’ve seen. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @jamesgravel7755
    @jamesgravel7755 Рік тому +4

    This was great. When he said we will see if it needs to be reblued was hilarious

  • @sethbracken
    @sethbracken Рік тому +7

    “We’ll just solder that later….”

  • @bigredjeepyj3436
    @bigredjeepyj3436 Рік тому +4

    You had us in the first...um....16 seconds, and then we knew it was a ruse.

  • @chrispock2768
    @chrispock2768 Рік тому +8

    Two months early with your April Fool's day video?😀

    • @PatRMG
      @PatRMG Рік тому +2

      Mark texted me pics a couple weeks ago. No April Fools joke. 🤣🤣

  • @ericmckinley7985
    @ericmckinley7985 Рік тому +3

    Everyone needs to be giving Sheldon a big round of applause. Steady hand and a dream apprenticeship,.

  • @misery13666
    @misery13666 Рік тому +6

    Now the ATF will know guns can be recovered from boating acidents. Noooo!

  • @michaelsiegmund1789
    @michaelsiegmund1789 Рік тому +6

    Damn you Mark novak you made me piss myself laughing you my man have caught all the hack "Restorers" of firearms on youtube and made fun of everyone of them. Your the best LOL

  • @mckwilly
    @mckwilly Рік тому +3

    "Looks like we turned this into an acryglas video" ! 🤣

  • @Ronsonic
    @Ronsonic Рік тому +3

    Any repair that starts with Percussive Maintenance has my attention.

  • @flatmoon6359
    @flatmoon6359 Рік тому +6

    The skill of using a big ball pien gently isn't taught anymore

  • @lobster8009
    @lobster8009 Рік тому +6

    That took longer to realise than id like to admit. My excuse is this Video was uploaded on March 31. in MY timezone.

  • @o2wow
    @o2wow Рік тому +6

    "...light surface rust..." 🤪

  • @scottgellerman8554
    @scottgellerman8554 Рік тому +4

    Looked like a Stoeger... if so, it wasn't "dropped" overboard, it was thrown! Should make an excellent tomato stake! 😂

  • @ryanward8039
    @ryanward8039 Рік тому +10

    Repairing a firearm in this condition is surprisingly easy. Simply throw it away and buy a new one.

  • @RyeOnHam
    @RyeOnHam Рік тому +2

    I did a Winchester Model 12 that had been in the water for about a week. Fresh Water and cold fresh water at that. The stocks were the most work. Dried them out for a few months and then fixed a few splits. It's not 100% now but there was no pitting on the exposed metal, so the metal is near 100%.

  • @mrbyamile6973
    @mrbyamile6973 Рік тому +5

    Thought this was an April fools joke a few days early.

  • @kenweiss8565
    @kenweiss8565 Рік тому +2

    Love the humor! That mess can be useful for "practice" without the worry of messing up a fine firearm. Well, to a degree.......

  • @davidnixon5832
    @davidnixon5832 Рік тому +4

    ...and you did that whole 12 minutes with a straight face, until the end...you're tha best...

  • @TheGeekiestGuy
    @TheGeekiestGuy Рік тому +2

    Only a hammer with an extra fine polish job will fix that thing. 😂
    Thanks for the content, guys. 🤙🏽

  • @craighansen7594
    @craighansen7594 Рік тому +10

    Are you now doing the hopelessly rusty restoration videos? I'll bet if you boil it about 10 minutes 95% of the blued finish will come back!

    • @marknovak8255
      @marknovak8255  Рік тому +6

      No, no we are not. Just sayin........................

  • @ethanphillips8637
    @ethanphillips8637 Рік тому +4

    I could taste the rust through the screen.

    • @warrenharrison9490
      @warrenharrison9490 Рік тому

      Owning jeeps in New England, I'm very familiar with what that tastes and smells like.

  • @caesius248
    @caesius248 Рік тому +3

    Saltwater Gunmites are voracious eaters. If left undisturbed, a colony can consume up to three pounds of gun in just one year.

  • @neilgillam9919
    @neilgillam9919 Рік тому +1

    this conent is absolutly gold. i have been waiting a long time for a rusty rescue like this and oh boy did you deliver. bravo.

  • @ludercoarms
    @ludercoarms Рік тому +4

    LMFAO!!! The sad thing is I have had customers bring me a job like that AND think it should be around a hundred bucks to do. Nope, not gonna touch it, sorry not sorry!!

  • @FreedomsLife1776
    @FreedomsLife1776 Рік тому +8

    You’re two days early with this video!!!

  • @leor2830
    @leor2830 Рік тому +8

    APRIL FOOL!!!

  • @ColburnFreml
    @ColburnFreml Рік тому +8

    This was posted two days too early it seams.

  • @kylemerrick6572
    @kylemerrick6572 Рік тому +2

    You had me up until about 75% through the video. I was saying "I know he's talented but, dang!" Bravo guys! Happy (early) April fools lol

  • @RemingtonArmy-
    @RemingtonArmy- Рік тому +3

    With tongue in cheek and cigar in mouth, Mark just treated us to a steaming crock of Glock for April Fool's Day. Well done, indeed.

  • @slowhand1198
    @slowhand1198 Рік тому +3

    Ha! Ha! Ha! The Type I VW goes under all 18 wheels of a semi. "Aw, that'll buff right out."

  • @unclebuzz6913
    @unclebuzz6913 Рік тому +2

    THANKS FOR THE FUNNY ,ON SUCH A DARK DAY IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
    I KNEW IT WAS BEYOND REPAIR.
    YOU STILL HAVE THE GREATEST JOB ON EARTH.

    • @MicMc539
      @MicMc539 Рік тому

      EVERY day is a dark day in American History.

  • @michaelgriggi1784
    @michaelgriggi1784 Рік тому +5

    You need a sponsor get that Cigar Company to sponsor you

  • @johnmcmorris1170
    @johnmcmorris1170 Рік тому +3

    Beyond redemption. Well done.

  • @lrae1100
    @lrae1100 Рік тому +3

    Even in the hands of a master, swamp thing, alas remains

  • @adamfierstine
    @adamfierstine Рік тому +3

    Im so happy you made this episode!!

  • @aankivbay6668
    @aankivbay6668 Рік тому +2

    @ ANVIL - Mark Novak and
    @ mannys9130 . . . .
    Mark got me too !
    Even though there were a number of hints, along the way, like . . . . "because I think, were probably gonna have to re-blue this !" ( 9:00 ) . . . . and, just prior, a remark about, any time you store your gun in salt water !
    Also, I think Mark has presented 'April Fools' episodes before !
    But, once again, as mannys9130, pointed out, Mark's repairs are so good that it's easy to fall for his antics.
    This channel is always enjoyable !
    Thank you for the enormous time you must spend making these videos !

  • @mannys9130
    @mannys9130 Рік тому +8

    I'm watching this well after April Fool's and I have to say Mark, my opinion of you is so high that I thought it was legit until the very end. 😂 You're a magician, so can you blame me? Lol.

    • @jonhaynes1577
      @jonhaynes1577 Рік тому

      I was thinking the same thing, Mark is a master wizard in his trade.

    • @dw5523
      @dw5523 Рік тому +2

      Gundalf the Greased.

  • @felixthecat265
    @felixthecat265 Рік тому +1

    Fabulous.. the miracle worker does it again!

  • @justinbell5696
    @justinbell5696 Рік тому +6

    aren't we a couple days early for this?

  • @MrPlankinton
    @MrPlankinton Рік тому +2

    When the wood busted and it was Amber Glass time, I finally understood it was all just B.S. lololol 🤣

  • @koltray8576
    @koltray8576 Рік тому +3

    Waiting two more days to post this video would have been the best April fools youtube prank since the “vortex/hornady bullets with cameras” video put out a couple years ago 😂😂😂

  • @dougc314
    @dougc314 Рік тому +3

    8 minutes in and I think I'm sensing an early beginning of April prank. ...

  • @Hibrass
    @Hibrass Рік тому +4

    Nice little shot across the bows, on some the Utube gun restoration videos! 😂

  • @brentforward910
    @brentforward910 Рік тому +2

    Wat an awesome sense of humor you have. Best episode ever.

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman12569 Рік тому +5

    "Do you honestly believe"
    ..Wat
    Oh right, I'm catching up a few days after

  • @davidphillips7321
    @davidphillips7321 Рік тому +7

    April 1st - Comes Early, Stay Safe...