The Funniest Moments of Nick Cummins The Honey Badger

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  • Опубліковано 23 бер 2014
  • This video is a collage of the funniest moments of Rugby winger Nick Cummins, if you enjoyed leave a like and comment your favourite saying or quote!
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  • @SoulStealer2012
    @SoulStealer2012 9 років тому +921

    "Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage" is my new favourite phrase.

    • @superdavey69
      @superdavey69 6 років тому +10

      sweating like a whore in church is way better

    • @hornetpilot1817
      @hornetpilot1817 4 роки тому +11

      Sweating like a pedo at a wiggles concert

    • @geerilla4626
      @geerilla4626 3 роки тому +2

      @@hornetpilot1817 my man thats sick lol

    • @nickwoodward1511
      @nickwoodward1511 3 роки тому +11

      Sweating like a Bag of cats at a greyhound meet comes close though.

    • @robc1014
      @robc1014 2 роки тому +8

      Sweating like a dyslexic on countdown is one my fav classics.

  • @robertmchugh9976
    @robertmchugh9976 10 років тому +449

    More and more convinced this man is actually some sort of unrefined genius.

  • @Jackcantsleepful
    @Jackcantsleepful 9 років тому +650

    "I couldn't understand a word he said, but he meant well"
    "Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Bagdad"

    • @Baa975
      @Baa975 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 3 роки тому

      Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad was from the movie Kenny.

    • @iangregory54
      @iangregory54 3 роки тому +5

      In 2010 I mentioned being busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad to my then manager who sent me for diversity training!

    • @JulianLeahy
      @JulianLeahy 2 роки тому

      @@stevenwebb3634 mate it predates Kenny by Decades, I heard it around 1982 but it was "Busier than a 1 armed bricklayer from Beirut"

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 2 роки тому

      @@JulianLeahy that's true. good one.

  • @johnoneill9902
    @johnoneill9902 5 років тому +600

    If Australia was a person.

  • @jessetaylor9877
    @jessetaylor9877 6 років тому +178

    "sweatin like a bag of cats at a greyhound meet"

  • @APH1991
    @APH1991 10 років тому +451

    Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad.
    Love it.

    • @codywhite6156
      @codywhite6156 7 років тому

      Adam Haase me too 👹

    • @chiefrocka680
      @chiefrocka680 Рік тому

      It was a one arm bricklayer in Bosnia, or Beirut. But it got modernized by the war in Afghanistan.

  • @Tesla_Death_Ray
    @Tesla_Death_Ray 9 років тому +66

    Gypsy with a mortgage. One armed bricklayer in baghdad. Fucking priceless.

  • @nyorm6696
    @nyorm6696 9 років тому +206

    He uses metaphors very effectively.

    • @mikfax
      @mikfax 6 років тому +28

      similes not metaphors

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 6 років тому +10

      mikfax Ahhh he uses both. Going for the meat.

    • @imth3batman
      @imth3batman 5 років тому +1

      mikfax Metaphors and similes.

  • @Treflipster44
    @Treflipster44 9 років тому +61

    "I've gone up and over and bloody, head over biscuit".

  • @gesus44
    @gesus44 10 років тому +103

    Like a kid that fell out of the tree, just wasn't in it!
    OMFGROFL!

    • @Baa975
      @Baa975 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Monstero5o
    @Monstero5o 5 років тому +18

    “Like a bag of cats at a grey hound meet” Hahahhaha holy shit 😂😂😂
    “Go head over biscuit” omg hahaha

  • @avfc85
    @avfc85 8 років тому +24

    Love this. If an Englishman said some of this stuff our press would jump all over it and he'd have to issue a public apology. Fuck that. Love the Aussie attitude towards life.

    • @garyodriscoll7988
      @garyodriscoll7988 6 років тому +2

      Chill Out true that, I heard airports can’t use “ladies and Gentlemen” anymore because of the transgender community, that puts Australia on a whole other level than the UK in my most humblest opinion.

    • @damianperera2690
      @damianperera2690 Рік тому

      @@garyodriscoll7988 Are you serious? Men can't be called men, and women can't be called women? Wtf is this world coming too?

  • @bluebird2k14
    @bluebird2k14 10 років тому +38

    'sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage' gets me every time, I say it now!

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 5 років тому +17

    "You ever heard about Samson and Delilah?"
    "Well that has nothin' to do with what happened here."

  • @coastrunner536
    @coastrunner536 8 років тому +6

    One of the best sportsmen on the face of the earth. A great champion and top bloke!

  • @Pink182ism
    @Pink182ism 10 років тому +16

    Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage! this guy is great.

  • @Clembo
    @Clembo 8 років тому +25

    "Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage."
    "Busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad."
    This is diamonds.

  • @agiuggio1
    @agiuggio1 9 років тому +27

    that kid that fell outta the tree, he just wasnt in it

  • @karl-heinzvonscharnhorst546
    @karl-heinzvonscharnhorst546 5 років тому +2

    Love the Honey Badger over the ditch here in NZ. An Aussie legend.

  • @castello6914
    @castello6914 6 років тому +5

    Saffa here, that was hysterical. Gypsey/mortgage and 1 arm bricklayer my favs. Good on ya mate

  • @keldonlemon
    @keldonlemon 9 років тому +2

    Cant get enough of this guy!

  • @mattbrien5745
    @mattbrien5745 10 років тому +65

    I actually thought he was supposed to be like an Australian Alan Partridge. I didn't realise he was real.

  • @marktobin4403
    @marktobin4403 6 років тому +9

    I assumed I'd heard some of the best one liners and then "sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage" definitely ruptured something internal.....

  • @TribalTouristAdventures
    @TribalTouristAdventures 10 років тому +5

    He's definitely a funny bloke, well done Badger!

  • @kingjay9840
    @kingjay9840 3 роки тому

    "You cant really uh count your chicken uh before they hatch" LMAO! Thank you Sir! 🤣

  • @mrheineken9234
    @mrheineken9234 5 років тому +23

    “Yeah, I didn’t even know there was a medal involved, he handed me a medal. It was great! Didn’t understand a word he was saying!”
    Hahahahaha!!!

    • @Baa975
      @Baa975 5 років тому

      Ffs 😂😂

  • @sushimamba7
    @sushimamba7 10 років тому +55

    Was a time most Aussies used to talk like this. Nowadays half the kids sound like yanks. What good is that gonna do us? About as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

  • @nickbrylka-mee6917
    @nickbrylka-mee6917 5 років тому

    "sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage" - comedy gold!

  • @krashd
    @krashd 8 років тому +139

    Where's "Like a midget at a urinal, I had to be on me toes"?

    • @jawher7
      @jawher7 8 років тому +1

      +Rob Fraser omg, where can i find that one mate?

    • @beyondballoons2774
      @beyondballoons2774 4 роки тому

      That's a film quote

    • @manfrombritain6816
      @manfrombritain6816 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha... Bingo!

    • @krashd
      @krashd 3 роки тому

      @@beyondballoons2774 But he did say it.
      punditarena.com/rugby/thepateam/video-nick-honey-badger-cummins-hilarious-one-liner-after-western-force-victory-over-waratahs/

  • @nivihally2421
    @nivihally2421 3 роки тому +2

    His quotes are inspirational 👏❤

  • @tomgawthorne2819
    @tomgawthorne2819 8 років тому +4

    God this guy should get the Australian of the year

  • @nocoast4510
    @nocoast4510 9 років тому +7

    "like a salmon on the run..... you know.. he was like a bomb hitting Baghdad.." omg lol

  • @casadimilano7048
    @casadimilano7048 5 років тому +3

    As a Romani better known as a Gypsy as ya call us, I find your comments about “Sweating like a Gypsy with a mortgage”, not only racist! But also hilarious! I’m gonna use that phrase, cos I sweat a lot when I train & I’m a Gypsy.

    • @wce05308
      @wce05308 4 роки тому +2

      I'm glad you took it in good humour mate. Us Aussies have a politically incorrect sense of humour but it's never meant to be nasty.

  • @Sarah-cp1dt
    @Sarah-cp1dt 6 років тому +6

    2:03 "big willy , mate...." did anyone notice how petrified "big willy" looked?

  • @ozrugbynut1729
    @ozrugbynut1729 9 років тому +5

    "couldnt understand a word of what he said but..ahhhh...he meant well" haha gold.. BADGE YOU BETTER SEND US LETTERS FROM JAPAN!! See you in 2015

  • @tedman9117
    @tedman9117 10 років тому +62

    dont know what he was saying but he meant well

  • @ClarkeysColumn
    @ClarkeysColumn  9 років тому +2

    Thankyou so much for everyone who has helped me reach 350K+ views. Thanks for all the comments, likes and subscribers. Please subscribe and check out my other videos if you have a spare few minutes. Appreciate it guys

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 10 років тому +10

    this guy is like a real life Trailer Park Boys character hahah!

  • @charliel7216
    @charliel7216 9 років тому +11

    from England: busier then a one armed builder in baghdad hahaha

  • @traceywilmot4374
    @traceywilmot4374 5 років тому +16

    Jesus he makes me laugh so hard. Typical Aussie Bloke & being a typical Aussie chick I love listening to what he has to say...lol! Honey Badger you rock Mate!

  • @sn3ification
    @sn3ification 3 роки тому +1

    Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @EllieK
      @EllieK 2 роки тому

      That made me laugh the most too!

  • @dannytanner3014
    @dannytanner3014 Рік тому

    Legend for NZ charity cricket today. Sound bite gold

  • @codywhite6156
    @codywhite6156 7 років тому

    Great video , probably my best video ever seen , love it , amazing video , nick come back to Australia I love u u r mint number 1 fan !!! 😘😘😘

  • @jason123za
    @jason123za 9 років тому +11

    LOL, I had no idea about any of this, I always assumed the fanfare was about his appearance i.e. the "Honey Badger" aspect itself. It's really funny that even the Australians have trouble understanding him lol. On that note: "I couldn't understand a word he said, but he meant well."

  • @junglelifelurefishingadven8918
    @junglelifelurefishingadven8918 6 років тому +6

    "Going off like afterbirth on toast"

  • @rjamesmoi95
    @rjamesmoi95 10 років тому +1

    god on yaaar mate, keep it up son

  • @stevenwebb3634
    @stevenwebb3634 3 роки тому +2

    Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad is not his. It is from the movie Kenny.

  • @toys7198
    @toys7198 4 роки тому

    I fucking love Nick.
    Only reason I watched the bachelor last year. He's a deadset legend.

  • @shinrarango
    @shinrarango 10 років тому +7

    i was busier than a one armed bricklayer in bagdahd oh my jeeezus thats funny

  • @leerobertson7226
    @leerobertson7226 5 років тому +6

    Tough as woodpecker lips
    😂

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 3 роки тому

    He speaks like Steve Irwin. Truly keeping the spirit alive

  • @chorraykijuu
    @chorraykijuu 6 років тому +1

    And now the next Bachelor... 😂

  • @pietvanloveren9990
    @pietvanloveren9990 9 років тому +2

    what a champ!!

  • @insmo
    @insmo 7 років тому +1

    head over biscuit, I'm using that one

  • @Baa975
    @Baa975 5 років тому

    Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage 😂😂😂😂

  • @hiramdominicus7413
    @hiramdominicus7413 2 роки тому

    He’s goofy but hot AF at the same time…. 🤪🤣

  • @temaorocks2975
    @temaorocks2975 5 років тому +1

    I can’t understand him but for me this man it’s really funny.

  • @varuninnz
    @varuninnz 3 роки тому

    Legend

  • @smurz198
    @smurz198 8 років тому

    loool this guys hilarious

  • @andyblevins2440
    @andyblevins2440 4 роки тому

    Makes me miss Australia! 😂

  • @eamonlyons8318
    @eamonlyons8318 Рік тому +1

    This guy sums up Australia

  • @jettstoyanovich8178
    @jettstoyanovich8178 7 років тому +5

    Busier than a one armed brick layer in Baghdad

  • @jamied9431
    @jamied9431 10 років тому +5

    A bag full of cats at a greyhound meet rofl

  • @azzking9305
    @azzking9305 2 роки тому

    Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage 😄

  • @djtwellvi1947
    @djtwellvi1947 5 років тому

    Busier than a one arm bricklayer in Bhadada😂😂😂😂

  • @mindsetoverhaul
    @mindsetoverhaul 6 років тому +1

    Class act! oxo
    Western Force R.I.P.

  • @nathanbellamy3308
    @nathanbellamy3308 3 роки тому +1

    Always a bit of a worry when your a rugby player and your highlight reel is of you talking haha. In New Zealand were not too sharp we do our talking on the field.

  • @gordonprestage4493
    @gordonprestage4493 5 років тому

    When he said to falou you should of passed it I lost it

  • @zimzimma5688
    @zimzimma5688 7 років тому

    Great character

  • @ozhamazsi986
    @ozhamazsi986 4 роки тому +2

    If Shakespeare was Australian and a Rugby player at the same time...

  • @bradbbs7738
    @bradbbs7738 6 років тому

    I'd love to go out with this bloke for a few beers. What a night it would be.

  • @johnnydong4679
    @johnnydong4679 5 років тому +2

    The most Australian person you can find

  • @baconsoap
    @baconsoap 9 років тому

    So. Damn. Good.

  • @jefflarson7180
    @jefflarson7180 Рік тому

    "When we were on our line Dee'ing up like like boys in the trenches back in Gallipoli" lol

  • @El-Pollo-Loco
    @El-Pollo-Loco 5 років тому +1

    You can tell this boy likes to smash back some tins

  • @ClarkeysColumn
    @ClarkeysColumn  10 років тому +11

    WOW over 2000 views! Please keep sharing this around :)

    • @ClarkeysColumn
      @ClarkeysColumn  5 років тому +1

      over 2000, crazy that 4 years later it is well over 1.5 million!

  • @KGBeast.
    @KGBeast. Рік тому +2

    Dude is genuinely weird but still a bloody legend

  • @whitenoise225
    @whitenoise225 6 років тому +8

    Love this man.. does he still kick ball over in oz ? Or even run after a ball ? Ive no idea about cricket..but this dude is a proper lad, love him

    • @mkram23
      @mkram23 5 років тому +4

      Keano Plays Fifa what?

  • @0bb81
    @0bb81 7 років тому

    sweating like a bag of cats at a greyhound meeting

  • @watchdiz91
    @watchdiz91 4 роки тому

    Busier than a bricklayer in Baghdad...fucking gold.

  • @kristieyoung9272
    @kristieyoung9272 9 років тому

    Brilliant. Go son!!!!

  • @jcrisp90
    @jcrisp90 10 років тому

    he is hilarious

  • @thecoldhardtruth1390
    @thecoldhardtruth1390 3 роки тому

    What a leg!

  • @nunya1059
    @nunya1059 5 років тому

    3:05 using black tape and paper towel as head bandage lol 😂

    • @wce05308
      @wce05308 4 роки тому

      Fairly common occurrence in rugby

  • @vasupdog22
    @vasupdog22 10 років тому +2

    he just says the funniest shit :3, nothing beats his meat analogies

  • @leobakhache7125
    @leobakhache7125 5 років тому +1

    I love his fucking eyes they are so funny when he opens them wide😂

  • @cryptic6917
    @cryptic6917 Рік тому

    “as tough as woodpecker lips”

  • @RippedMr
    @RippedMr 2 роки тому

    All show, and all talk. He showed who he really is eventually.

  • @TheKgv1
    @TheKgv1 4 роки тому

    Brillo, quite a bit of a lad .....

  • @boscopaagalua7548
    @boscopaagalua7548 6 місяців тому

    Busier then a one arm brick layer in Baghdad 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @travelamazon
    @travelamazon 3 роки тому

    Them curls

  • @mustaine8666
    @mustaine8666 9 років тому +5

    Australia.....fuck yeah.

  • @jordangrant4140
    @jordangrant4140 2 роки тому

    Fkn gold 🤣

  • @chrismoore170
    @chrismoore170 10 років тому

    See you soon Honey. Having lived in Japan they will embrace you. Don't hold back Badge...Be yourself.

  • @novaduh
    @novaduh 7 років тому +4

    Angrier than a bull chewing on a beehive.

  • @LachlanKelly
    @LachlanKelly 9 років тому

    Talks like a real life Kenny.

  • @anthonywalsh785
    @anthonywalsh785 3 роки тому +1

    "i'll take any meat on offer".

  • @1969cmp
    @1969cmp 7 років тому

    Nearly 800k views 😉

  • @kirkplummer3507
    @kirkplummer3507 3 роки тому +1

    One armed bricklayer in baghdad🤣🤣🤣

  • @crediblemulk4638
    @crediblemulk4638 3 роки тому

    Hes fucking brilliant. Lolol